- 4 months ago
In this titillating comedy, a young surfer and his friends head to Costa Rica to save his beautiful aunt's (Susan Ward, ''Make It or Break It'') beach motel, resurrect an old surf champion (Peter Dante, Grandma's Boy, 50 First Dates), tame his tripped-out beach fantasy (Pamela Anderson, ''Baywatch''), and find enough ...
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00:00:01And all I know is what I feel
00:00:05And what I feel ain't just a dream, it's so, so real
00:00:11In my suffering industry, there's too much pain
00:00:17Good morning, my queen
00:00:22Good morning, Ding Dong
00:00:24I think today could be a special one for you
00:00:26I think you're right, Pammy
00:00:28I found some backwash in this one
00:00:31Nice, come on, Ding Dong, I'm serious
00:00:37I sense a change coming, something for the better
00:00:39Pammy, you're the only thing that's good for me
00:00:43No, Ding Dong, there's something really good for you
00:00:45Just be open to it
00:00:47So now you gotta go to the other guy, huh?
00:00:50Hey, come on, sweetie, don't be jealous
00:00:52You know you're my only fully interactive fantasy
00:00:54Just remember, carpe diem
00:00:56Carpe diem
00:00:58God, I love it when you talk dirty to me
00:01:02You are the sexiest thing that's ever been on this beach
00:01:06Yeah, waves, palm trees, man
00:01:21This is my kind of school
00:01:23Yo, whoa, who's this babe right here?
00:01:29Hi, handsome, how are you?
00:01:33You look beautiful, huh?
00:01:35Thank you
00:01:35Yeah, you know Aunt Carla, you got body karate
00:01:38That's tasty
00:01:41I'm not stupid
00:01:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no
00:01:46Those aren't names for good students
00:01:49All right, you guys know the drill
00:01:51Free room, board, and tutoring
00:01:53In exchange for some really hard work
00:01:55I'd say you could take a lesson from a resident surf pro
00:01:58But unfortunately, he's a little comatose these days
00:02:01You guys heard of Dinger Doolittle?
00:02:03Dinger Doolittle, the former world champ?
00:02:06Yeah, a guy used to be my hero
00:02:07Now he's feeling like he loves you
00:02:10Hi, Carla
00:02:16Hi, girls
00:02:17I see the boys are here
00:02:26We are going swimming now
00:02:31So maybe after you're unpacking, you want to peel up, yeah?
00:02:34Yeah?
00:02:37Yeah?
00:02:38Yeah
00:02:39Okay, we go on back, yeah?
00:02:50Yeah
00:02:50We are going fishing for Swedish Fish 2021
00:03:02I like black girls, white girls
00:03:07Even Puerto Ricans
00:03:08But the Mexicans and Cubans are oh so freaky
00:03:11I like them in dress with me
00:03:13Pick up chesses
00:03:14I also like to stop
00:03:16Ready to pray?
00:03:31I like them in dress with me
00:03:34Wow, you boys are such good, strong simmers
00:03:38Yeah, wonderful
00:03:39You boys want to play pool game?
00:03:44Yeah
00:03:44Strip poker
00:03:45That is not pool game
00:03:48With you and some plastic cards
00:03:50Are you free?
00:03:53I can move
00:03:56No need
00:03:59No need
00:03:59As long as you let me read in peace
00:04:01You're not Swedish
00:04:05And you're not letting me read in peace
00:04:08Sorry
00:04:11We were thinking about playing a mufflepullo
00:04:14I'll be against you
00:04:15Okay
00:04:16And we come and grab you
00:04:17Yeah
00:04:18Yeah
00:04:19Oh, I mean
00:04:20Yeah
00:04:22But I think this makes the game more
00:04:27Polo
00:04:28Was I just dreaming?
00:04:32Are you knuckleheads ready to surf Costa Rica?
00:04:34Are you knuckleheads ready to surf Costa Rica?
00:04:40Bro, I think I saw a mermaid
00:04:41Dude, those blades have come out of marble
00:04:43Dude, I just I can't believe how warm this water is
00:04:45I told you knuckleheads, Costa Rica baby
00:04:48Dude, I can't wait to meet Dinger
00:04:50I'm so hot, so hot I can't wear pants
00:04:54I'm so hot I've no time for romance
00:04:58Looks like you got a cocktail frack in there
00:05:01Or maybe it's a little wiener schnitzel
00:05:04When I'm so hot I can't go into the city
00:05:09Women and women and even dogs think I'm too pretty
00:05:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:05:18Yes I'm so hot
00:05:23I would like to take a shance
00:05:25I'm so hot I think it's time I did a dance
00:05:28Ha, ha
00:05:31And I'm so hot I am too hot for my
00:05:34My, it hangs so low it's like an onion in a sock
00:05:38I don't think FedEx even delivers a package that small.
00:05:57Forget school and just surf. Shred.
00:06:02One day you'll learn about priorities, Stacy.
00:06:04Life's not just about catching waves.
00:06:09That's the day that Doobie and I say,
00:06:11check please, we're going to go to Pipeline Heaven in the sky.
00:06:15It's like surf and die, brother.
00:06:17Hey guys, let's go talk to Dinger Doolittle.
00:06:19Ah, Dinger.
00:06:22Hey Ding Dong, I think today could be a special one for you.
00:06:26European men will no longer be allowed to wear Speedos on the beach.
00:06:30Thank God, because if I see another banana hammock around here,
00:06:35I'll never eat fruit again.
00:06:38Whoa, who the heck are you squids?
00:06:43We came to meet you.
00:06:47We're helping out Carla.
00:06:49Now that's a woman that the Dinger needs to get to know up close and personal,
00:06:53because she is one tasty tuna tartare.
00:06:57She's a sexy salmon surprise.
00:07:00Just the classiest clam I've ever...
00:07:02Who are you again?
00:07:06Kyle, her nephew.
00:07:11Oh, magnificent woman.
00:07:14Upstanding character.
00:07:16I mean, I've never even thought about playing hiding the halibut with her or fondle the flounder or grinding the grouper on her.
00:07:25Okay, got it, got it, got it.
00:07:27Aunt Carla tell you about Brad the Butt Munchin' Butt Muncher?
00:07:31Nah, who is that?
00:07:32Some ex-surf pro whose ass I used to kick on the reg.
00:07:38Now he inherited all of his daddy's dinero and he bought up half this coast.
00:07:42And your aunt's falling behind on her payments.
00:07:44That's why she needed the help.
00:07:47Yup, your aunt Carla sure got her tit in a ringer.
00:07:51What?
00:07:52Whoa, that was just a metaphor.
00:07:55I would never talk about your aunt's gorgeous guavas like that.
00:07:59I mean, with the ample size of those merry melons, I don't think I could even get them in a ringer.
00:08:05What?
00:08:07Who?
00:08:08Alright, before Carla has a titty tantrum, check out this shit I swiped from my dad.
00:08:18Alright, home brewed.
00:08:21Dad keeps it in the garage refrigerator at 38 degrees.
00:08:24Smell it.
00:08:25Whoa.
00:08:27Dude, it smells like gasoline and vomit.
00:08:30Right?
00:08:31Oh, it's so potent shit.
00:08:33You know my dad used to be a pimp in the 70s?
00:08:36Nice!
00:08:37He said this would set him up for the takedown every time.
00:08:42Would've definitely taken a girl down, that's for sure.
00:08:45I'd like to kill one.
00:08:46Yeah, take her down treasure lane.
00:08:54What do you two have on?
00:09:00It's his dad's super pimp potion.
00:09:02Oh, it smells more like gasoline and vomit.
00:09:09See, it just takes time for it to work on hot babes like you, you know?
00:09:13Honey, I don't have enough time in the day for that.
00:09:15Okay, now you two go shower before I hose you off for myself.
00:09:17Yeah, but how are you gonna go crazy for us with hot teacher desire?
00:09:22Hamilton!
00:09:23Hamilton!
00:09:26You gonna want to take a shower?
00:09:30You can do it later.
00:09:31Yeah.
00:09:40Sweet cold tarita,
00:09:43Buola Vida,
00:09:45sweet cold tarita,
00:09:48you know you're a real artist out there huh ripping it up i can feel it i can see it
00:10:08i mean that's what brought me here
00:10:09six months ago dude working at a pizza hut making six bucks an hour
00:10:20i came to this ledge right and i looked down and it was a long way to go and i just
00:10:27i chose to fly man and if i was to sit back on that ledge and not jump
00:10:35i might have been waiting a lifetime
00:10:41and a lifetime is a long time to wait bro
00:10:47this is a conscious revolution
00:10:53and know this everything's gonna be all right sat back and closed my eyes and found a reason why
00:11:02i chose to fly some things just have to change no no i said sell it man it's hot here huh
00:11:13okay so this is what i want brother i want condominiums back here remove all this stuff
00:11:19dinger do little remove him please you understand hey brad get my rent check bro i stuffed it in one
00:11:29of my bottles and should be floating your way in a few days
00:11:38couldn't we just build around this sir no i mean no no no no do you hear what i said
00:11:43i said remove it all okay dinger pelican five o'clock happy hour beer's on me brah mr taylor
00:11:55later
00:12:00dick
00:12:03come on let's get back on top of dinner don't you think it's time to set some goals stop drinking
00:12:08get a job you know maybe a shower geez can't we just stick to the fantasy stuff pammy there's no need
00:12:14need for you to go all hassle-hawk on me
00:12:26you make a good team you and i you know real romantic rad
00:12:51all right let me get this straight i sleep with you i get to keep my motel i don't you foreclose
00:13:05god you make me sound like such a beast you know what maybe we got off on the wrong foot
00:13:10i mean couldn't i maybe be a romantic good guy can i be a man who's crazy about you and sees a future
00:13:17together i mean is is it that terrible to explore that possibility
00:13:21everything all right here you need us to do some kung fu or anything like that oh we could totally
00:13:39take him down
00:13:46you guys everything is fine this is brad taylor brad taylor that's right man i had your poster
00:13:55potty trained my puppy on it
00:14:00whoa
00:14:03that's dick quad taylor exactly
00:14:07aha compliments galore today huh boys you really are good man you just managed to always lose to dinger doolittle
00:14:15doolittle might have gotten lucky and won a few surf contests but he certainly didn't turn out too
00:14:26good in the end now did he in fact i think i can smell him on the beach from here
00:14:35look i don't want to do this in fact i would be ecstatic for you to keep this place let me prove it to
00:14:40you over dinner tomorrow night pick you up at seven come on what do you say
00:14:53fine great decision you see boys the good guys always win in the end
00:14:59hmm
00:15:10whoa dick quad was a good name
00:15:15if going to dinner with brad taylor means that i get to keep this place for
00:15:19another day another minute that's a small price to pay
00:15:23i love this place yeah but he's such a jerk tell me about it this place is cool
00:15:37it is cool just ask your mother about her hapless little sister
00:15:44i was a failure as a wife i was a failure as a teacher apparently i'm about to be a failure as a
00:15:50motel owner in paradise you haven't failed as my coolest and you've always been that
00:15:59well thank you
00:16:03i just wish being a client paid better
00:16:09all right enough about my miserable life
00:16:13stanford huh
00:16:14is that about that surfing dream that your parents are so relieved you gave up
00:16:27they're right
00:16:30i mean dinger was the best look what happened to him
00:16:36can't get sidetracked trying to surf pro it's it's stanford
00:16:40it is stanford but it's your life
00:16:51all right i'm off to class you know my friend i thought i couldn't reach my students before and
00:16:58they were on planet earth you have sent me on a mission to mars
00:17:03i know thank you
00:17:16dinger brad is taking carla to dinner tonight
00:17:20brad the butt munch and butt muncher yeah he wants to foreclose the hotel if she doesn't
00:17:25you know play bury the barracuda or tickle the tuna dinger she needs your help
00:17:34my help
00:17:36yeah brad hates you because you used to kick his ass all the time on the surf tour
00:17:40damn skippy if you challenge him to a surf contest he'll accept no matter what the bet is
00:17:45i mean look at you he's got to think you can barely stand much less surf
00:17:51well aren't you just a little ego booster from hell okay know what forget about me
00:17:56you challenge him to a surf off bet the hotel you win she wins
00:18:02why don't we just build the spaceship and go to pluto
00:18:05are you gonna help carla or not your aunt carla is a goddess i'd laid on my life for a woman like her
00:18:13and there's a time where she might even notice
00:18:23maybe the time is now
00:18:29you're the reason i became a surfer
00:18:35low blow brah kid playing the hero card too bad dinger doesn't play cards
00:18:40well you play a little strip poker with me wouldn't you honey we have time for a game or two
00:18:45it is getting awfully hot and the shirt is suffocating oh yeah the girls look like they're overheating
00:18:53you want to play strip poker i'll play strip poker
00:18:57just take my hand baby and we can play
00:19:01go ahead take it
00:19:03oh i'm sorry bro i don't know what i'm thinking you know what though i'm in
00:19:26okay guys i really don't have time for nonsense
00:19:30so you want to pass this test that's going to allow you to repeat your senior year at malibu high
00:19:34right
00:19:35okay well i've gone over all the material and i think i can help you but you have to be
00:19:42willing and open to learn
00:19:45hamilton
00:19:48i would be more open to learning if you were more open to wearing a bikini to class
00:19:53wow i'd be down for like a g-string
00:20:02okay lesson number one boys if you ever say anything sexually related to me again
00:20:11you're on the first plane back home comprende
00:20:13see and you richard you're gonna omit the word whoa from your vocabulary
00:20:23no one more time and you're out of here
00:20:28i can see why you quit teaching miss terminator
00:20:33and no wonder you and your friend are on the way to a special school you two are like the village
00:20:37idiots i mean i'm sure it's really cool when you were young but right now it's really pathetic
00:20:49she's a horrible teacher
00:20:53whoa
00:20:57chicks dig us right
00:21:01oh
00:21:07marco
00:21:13okay i guess i was a little harsh judgmental rude how about focused how about rudely focused
00:21:25i can live with that okay truce i'm eva i'm kyle i know your aunt was waving about you
00:21:37so you're like a pro surfer whatever that is
00:21:42i'm not really a pro i just graduated high school and believe it or not i'm starting college
00:21:47in the fall me too where it's gonna kill your stupid surf hypothesis
00:21:54stanford
00:21:56stanford
00:21:58that's too weird
00:22:00don't tell me of all the great passions of academia you chose the same school as a stupid surfer boy
00:22:05close i'll be right down the road at berkeley
00:22:10neighbors
00:22:11not a bad school
00:22:14there's no stamp
00:22:16okay i'm an idiot we already established that
00:22:20what about the truce
00:22:21what about the truce
00:22:21yeah
00:22:30i would like to apologize for yesterday i should have been more patient
00:22:38do you hear anything
00:22:46i'm willing to give it another shot if you guys are
00:22:49but you have to realize you gotta change if you want to go back to your high school you have to
00:22:54want to learn
00:23:03look brad there is not enough space for both of us in costa rica
00:23:08heck there's barely enough room for us in central america
00:23:12maybe adequate space in europe
00:23:15i heard antarctica's nice
00:23:17dinger you suck
00:23:18okay butt muncher you best be on the next wave out of here because there's a new sheriff in town
00:23:25and his name's dinger doolittle
00:23:30rat
00:23:31buddy
00:23:33couldn't possibly lend me a few colones just until payday
00:23:39six pack of imperial
00:23:43you disgust me
00:23:44what happened to the real dinger
00:23:49where did he go
00:23:52i can't do this
00:23:54i can't do this
00:23:55what happened where is the real dinger
00:24:00oh looky who's here our favorite young man
00:24:08we want to play today you want to play with us
00:24:10yeah yeah yeah well you should come by our room after breakfast yo
00:24:15yeah
00:24:19i will see you later ricka
00:24:21all right
00:24:31all right come on dude enough with the nature watch dude
00:24:36okay we gotta play it cool like uh
00:24:41like rico suave
00:24:42oh yeah
00:24:44yeah ricko suave
00:24:48who is ricko suave
00:24:50he's just latin dude who gets like tons of views
00:24:54all right let's go
00:24:59hello we're here
00:25:01we are in
00:25:11heaven
00:25:11hey look at this
00:25:14so you guys know how much we like uh games yeah
00:25:24yeah
00:25:26and we know how much american boy likes to see you know the woman's body
00:25:30yeah
00:25:31yeah
00:25:31yeah
00:25:32oh
00:25:33oh
00:25:34you play christian
00:25:35yeah
00:25:38yeah
00:25:38oh yeah
00:25:41okay a movie
00:25:44too bad second fun
00:25:45Three syllables. First syllable. Prayer. Gods. Second and third syllable. Baby. Mother. Sounds like mother. It's a father. Oh, oh, oh. Godfather. The Godfather.
00:26:03One second, boys. Your turn, boys.
00:26:08I can't say that there's a beginning. And I swear that there's no end. But if you're the one who's searching well. Good luck, my friend. Good luck, my friend.
00:26:38The clouds are clearing up. Cause something's coming down.
00:27:03All right. How do I look? Wow, you look beautiful. Thank you. You know, it's not too late. I mean, I cancel. I can call them and tell them that you have, like, jungle fever fatigue plague. Honey, it's just dinner. Hello, beautiful. Woo! Wow. You look like the mother of my children. Too early in the day to propose? Just a little.
00:27:27What's up, Kyle? Well, guess we should be going, yeah? Wait, why the rush? I mean, I have Brad Taylor here. Surf legend. You know, when you beat Slater in 97 with that 360-degree turn? Man, that was epic.
00:27:45Epic. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it was, man. I remember sitting out there with him, waiting for a set. You know, and I just felt it. I turned to Kelly and I said,
00:27:54Second place isn't so bad. Enjoy it, fool. Yeah, you're really cool. Thanks. Whoa, you ready? Yeah. Okay. Not so fast, Brad. What are you doing here, Doolittle? Is it about time to fall down drunk again?
00:28:15I'm here to call out the alleged surf champion. That must eat you up inside. No matter how many championships you've got, you never want to win against this dinger.
00:28:29Dinger, don't. Because you quit, ran away, right into the bottle, and you're still in it.
00:28:36What do you want, wino? I want you. One-on-one. Surf-off. Three waves. One champion.
00:28:50Well, I hate to tell you this, but we're a little bit too old to play for fun. What are you going to bet? Your moldy mattress?
00:28:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, no.
00:29:00Well, if I win, Carla keeps the motel. Is he delusional? I mean, actually, that's a silly question. And you? You eat the rest of that mortgage.
00:29:14Look, this is ridiculous. Stop.
00:29:17I know I don't deserve to love you right now, and I'm a little down on my luck.
00:29:22A little?
00:29:23But the dinger's back. I am back.
00:29:30Okay. All right. You're on, wino.
00:29:34You win, I won't foreclose on Carla for a year.
00:29:38I said...
00:29:38That's the best you're going to get.
00:29:41But when I win, you leave Costa Rica forever.
00:29:46We'll call it my, um, beach beautification project.
00:29:50Leave Costa Rica?
00:29:52Yeah. You know, go bye-bye.
00:29:56This is ridiculous. Stop.
00:30:00You're on, buck-muncher.
00:30:03Fine. Two weeks from Saturday.
00:30:06You got one chance to beat me, and that's going to take an act of God.
00:30:11Let's go, Carla.
00:30:12Please don't go.
00:30:16I know you're not quite ready to just be with me.
00:30:20But don't be with him.
00:30:21Man, you gotta work on your pecs. You got mantids.
00:30:26You need some Grecian for that gray dude.
00:30:28Oh, dinger.
00:30:37Oh, you're foul.
00:30:39Oh.
00:30:40Nice one, dinger.
00:30:41You know, I should have studied like you.
00:30:51According to my ex-boyfriend, no one studies like me.
00:30:54I guess that's why he's my ex-boyfriend.
00:30:56Well, there's plenty more where that came from.
00:30:59You're on vacation, though.
00:31:00I know.
00:31:01My cousins keep reminding me.
00:31:04I just wish I could relax.
00:31:05Well, we could hold you down and take your book.
00:31:11I'm a black belt.
00:31:13Could get ugly.
00:31:14I fight like I study.
00:31:15Kyle could give you a surf lesson.
00:31:18Oh, you mean the relatively attractive nephew who you forgot to mention is going to Stanford?
00:31:24I figured you would find out on your own.
00:31:27He seems cool, but sorry.
00:31:29No love connection.
00:31:31We're practically going to be neighbors, you know.
00:31:33Word spreads.
00:31:33I don't need that kind of trouble.
00:31:35All right, suit yourself.
00:31:37Study hard.
00:31:43I feel cold, bro.
00:31:45What?
00:31:46It's like 90 degrees.
00:31:48Cold.
00:31:50So cold.
00:31:53Is that a white light?
00:31:56A velvety white light?
00:32:02I'm on the road to Shambhala.
00:32:04There's Jehovah.
00:32:06Hey, Big Daddy.
00:32:08Sweet robe.
00:32:11Dinger's coming home to Papa.
00:32:13Got any Captain Crunch around here?
00:32:15Dinger.
00:32:16If you're going to do this, you got to go sober.
00:32:21You're not going to let Carla down, right?
00:32:24Right.
00:32:25Your hero's going to need a little help on this one, bro.
00:32:28I know.
00:32:28I'll help you.
00:32:31I did good today, huh?
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33Except for blowing the chunks all over.
00:32:35I don't know.
00:32:35Oh, God, you heard what I said about Carla.
00:32:41I love you.
00:32:43I want you.
00:32:44It's okay, honey.
00:32:45She's real.
00:32:45I understand.
00:32:46You're real.
00:32:48So real.
00:32:49You're real.
00:32:53You're my one and only love.
00:32:55So, what are you doing?
00:33:01Just walking with my beautiful Anne on the beach.
00:33:03I mean, what are you doing?
00:33:06Dinger shows up to challenge Brad, professes his love for me.
00:33:10I mean, you're a believer, right?
00:33:12It's just, it's the universe at work.
00:33:15With a little help from you, look.
00:33:18I made this mess.
00:33:19I don't think you and Dinger should get involved.
00:33:22Nah, I think we should.
00:33:23I mean, what do you want Dinger to do?
00:33:26Just lie down on the beach drunk?
00:33:29Kyle, he said he loved me.
00:33:31So he's got good taste.
00:33:34I mean, isn't your generation the one that believed love is all you need?
00:33:38No, that's the generation before mine.
00:33:39Mine needs money.
00:33:40His plan is silly.
00:33:48You got anything better?
00:33:58Oh, yeah.
00:34:00Always good to use protection, Pammy.
00:34:03Oh, yeah.
00:34:04Rub it right there.
00:34:06Oh, yeah.
00:34:08I think you missed the spot.
00:34:12Oh, yeah.
00:34:12That's it right there, baby.
00:34:15It'd be much nicer to have a real girl do this for you.
00:34:17Like Carla.
00:34:19Nah.
00:34:20This is great.
00:34:22Real is better.
00:34:24Not when it's real versus Pamela Anderson.
00:34:27Honey, I'm not really here.
00:34:28You know that?
00:34:30Say what?
00:34:31You create the fantasy.
00:34:33The reality is I'm in a little late game with my boys right now.
00:34:36Stop it.
00:34:37I think you can stop it.
00:34:41But you look so good wet.
00:34:44You have the prettiest skin.
00:34:47Poofy.
00:34:48Dinger, running in place in slow motion won't help.
00:35:10I feel the burn, brah.
00:35:16Come on.
00:35:18Okay.
00:35:19That's one.
00:35:21You are killing me, Osama.
00:35:24What's next?
00:35:24Waterboarding?
00:35:30Figure you got this.
00:35:32Hey, you used to have the best balance in the world.
00:35:34I don't know what you've been smoking lately, brah.
00:35:38But I'm with Ringling Brothers here.
00:35:40What's next?
00:35:41Flying?
00:35:41Trapeze?
00:35:42I mean, you might as well shoot me out of a cannon.
00:35:45Jan!
00:35:52Wooh!
00:35:52alas!
00:35:53Woo!
00:35:53Wooh!
00:36:54Try and get these clothes off.
00:37:00Yeah!
00:37:08Yeah!
00:37:10Yeah!
00:37:12Yeah!
00:37:14Yeah!
00:37:16Yeah!
00:37:18Yeah!
00:37:24Yeah!
00:37:26Yeah!
00:37:28Yeah!
00:37:32Yeah!
00:37:34Yeah!
00:37:36Yeah!
00:37:38Yeah!
00:37:40Yeah!
00:37:42Yeah!
00:37:44Yeah!
00:37:46Yeah!
00:37:48Yeah!
00:37:50Yeah!
00:37:52Yeah!
00:37:54Yeah!
00:37:56Yeah!
00:37:58Yeah!
00:38:00Yeah!
00:38:02Yeah!
00:38:04Yeah!
00:38:06Yeah!
00:38:07Showtime!
00:38:08It better be a big show!
00:38:12Come on!
00:38:14Oh!
00:38:15Oh!
00:38:17Do you see him?
00:38:18Oh!
00:38:19He's so little!
00:38:24For a little!
00:38:26If it would be any smaller, it would be invisible.
00:38:34He's hung like a hamster.
00:38:38Stupid is no fun.
00:38:40He don't take our clothes off for stupid American boys.
00:38:43Yeah, why don't you just take your honey buns out of my sight?
00:38:46Take a long walk on a short pier.
00:38:48Yeah, and while you're at it, take your cocktail winners out of here.
00:38:52Dude, I totally knew that.
00:38:54Woodchuck question, man.
00:39:00Come on, work.
00:39:02Alright.
00:39:07North America.
00:39:09South America.
00:39:12Antarctica.
00:39:15Africa.
00:39:17Australia.
00:39:19What about Australia?
00:39:21Nothing.
00:39:25What's wrong, guys?
00:39:28We really are idiots.
00:39:30Idiots with like a capital...
00:39:39What's wrong? Your date with the Swedes didn't go very well?
00:39:41We need to learn.
00:39:42Not just so we can stay in our school, but just so we're not just pathetic kooks.
00:39:50And you don't even have to like seduces or anything like that, you know? I mean, if you wanted to, you could, but...
00:39:59Ah, sorry. I didn't mean steps.
00:40:00I didn't mean steps.
00:40:01I didn't mean steps.
00:40:02I didn't mean steps.
00:40:06I didn't mean steps.
00:40:07What if you want?
00:40:08Hey, how's it going?
00:40:10Okay.
00:40:15hey how's it going okay think you might have time for a surf lesson
00:40:27thought you had to focus it's just a surf lesson i think i'm smart enough to learn how to do your
00:40:33little surf thing this has nothing to do with book smarts
00:40:40please how hard can it be your brain dead friends can do it
00:40:46okay i think i will give you that lesson in humility
00:40:51okay wait a second i talked to your aunt she told me what you're trying to do with dinger
00:40:59i think it's really cool i'm not trying to add to that frustration or anything i promise i come in
00:41:08peace when you see that friendly little wave coming that you want you're going to line
00:41:13yourself up on the wave when you're paddling you're basically going to be doing a crawl stroke
00:41:18and coming over the top got it all right looks good and once you feel the glide you kind of do
00:41:27a push-up like this knees slightly bent arms out to the side for balance and that's your first surf
00:41:34lesson your turn okay feet off the edge of the board nose out of the water kick paddle
00:41:47think i got it that's good just like a pro
00:41:51what about
00:41:53what about me what about me what about you what about love
00:42:16well that went well
00:42:34well that went well
00:42:46you actually did pretty good
00:42:48the paddling's looking good
00:42:50the balance is nice
00:42:51it's all good
00:42:53i'm just not ready
00:42:57it's okay
00:42:59so do you guys understand what dickens tale two cities is about
00:43:09yeah kind of about us
00:43:14it's about you in return
00:43:16well the guy in the book sydney he loves lucy but lucy loves charlie
00:43:21and that is pretty much like the story of our lives
00:43:28see the babes that we love usually love someone else
00:43:33okay good i mean not good but dickens was exploring the concept of unrequited love when you love someone and they don't love you
00:43:46you guys really got it
00:43:53come on dinger you're almost here
00:43:55can't i just enroll in jenny craig for taking jazzer's guys class
00:44:01come on
00:44:03come on baby into my arms
00:44:05i'm coming sweetheart
00:44:07you can't tell me this isn't for real
00:44:09dude this is gay
00:44:11dinger
00:44:18have a good surf brawl
00:44:20get him
00:44:22my conviction
00:44:24is my addiction
00:44:26i ain't gonna throw
00:44:28never gonna throw
00:44:30never gonna throw
00:44:32never gonna throw
00:44:34ha ha
00:44:36ha
00:44:38you
00:44:45back to tease me
00:44:49no
00:44:51just watching him surf
00:44:53i remember watching you in hawaii
00:44:55you were amazing
00:44:56that was a long time ago
00:44:57not so long
00:44:59i see the way he looks at you
00:45:01he remembers
00:45:02they all do
00:45:03you know pammy
00:45:04for a fantasy girl
00:45:05you can be a real pain in the ass sometimes
00:45:08how about a little less pressure
00:45:10and a lot more sun tan oil
00:45:12okay okay
00:45:14but maybe this whole thing you know the changes the challenges
00:45:17maybe this is your fantasy
00:45:18maybe this is your fantasy
00:45:19not me
00:45:20huh
00:45:21uh
00:45:22that would be a no
00:45:24dr anderson
00:45:25you're my fantasy
00:45:27well we are making some progress
00:45:31we just had an entire conversation without you trying to grope me
00:45:34kinda grope me
00:45:35yeah
00:45:36yeah
00:45:37well i guess
00:45:46oh
00:45:47oh
00:45:48oh
00:45:49oh
00:45:50oh
00:45:51oh
00:45:52oh
00:45:53oh
00:45:54oh
00:45:55oh
00:45:56oh
00:45:57oh
00:45:59oh
00:46:00oh
00:46:01oh
00:46:02lo siento mucho
00:46:04no bueno
00:46:05i'm sorry brah
00:46:07i'm hallucinating from this sober thing
00:46:09you look exactly like pammy though
00:46:11do you mind if i sit down?
00:46:13take a seat
00:46:14do you mind if i sit down?
00:46:15take a seat
00:46:17do you mind if i sit down?
00:46:18take a seat?
00:46:30do you mind if i sit down?
00:46:31take a seat
00:46:32things going any better with dinger?
00:46:36no
00:46:37so
00:46:44what's in your brain that has to change?
00:46:48don't you have some studying to do?
00:46:51i'm a surfer now
00:46:53remember?
00:46:56sometimes it's easier to tell a stranger
00:46:59A New Year's stranger.
00:47:02I'm just thinking about maybe putting it off Stanford.
00:47:07I always dreamed of surfing pro.
00:47:10I don't want to look back on life and have any regrets.
00:47:16But I don't want to turn out like Dinger either.
00:47:20You're not him.
00:47:23You don't think it's crazy?
00:47:25I should, I guess.
00:47:30But I don't.
00:47:35Watching you surf, it's beautiful.
00:47:41I mean, it's a gift.
00:47:45I thought I'd be the last person to see it that way.
00:47:48But look, I've been studying fanatically since I can remember.
00:47:55And I guess maybe it's not so bad to take a break.
00:47:59Maybe it doesn't forever damn you to the future and fast forward.
00:48:06So not to change the subject, but I kind of have an idea.
00:48:12Are you crazy?
00:48:14Setting your cool aunt up on a date with Dinger, Doolittle?
00:48:18Maybe he'll inspire him.
00:48:19I mean, he is risking everything for you.
00:48:22It's more of a Don Quixote approach.
00:48:25You're Dulcinea, and he's your knight Aaron.
00:48:27He deserves an audience.
00:48:30Don Quixote was insane, as is Dinger.
00:48:33Insane is a little extreme.
00:48:35I'd say he's more eccentric.
00:48:38Right.
00:48:39Since when did the two of you become a tag team?
00:48:45Aren't you supposed to be studying or something?
00:48:48I believe a wise and beautiful hotel owner once told me to take a study break.
00:48:53Come on, it's just dinner.
00:48:56He's willing to give up his home for you.
00:48:58I really think that we should cancel this whole thing.
00:49:03I mean, he can't...
00:49:04He can't possibly win, can he?
00:49:06He's a four-time world champion.
00:49:08He's got a chance.
00:49:10All he needs is a little time.
00:49:13Your time.
00:49:15You know, the two of you are too smart for your own good.
00:49:17And for mine.
00:49:17Okay, my typical first date.
00:49:27Maybe we shouldn't use me as a model.
00:49:29Let's take a slightly different approach.
00:49:31We'll just be yourself.
00:49:32You know, the non-perverted part of yourself that won't try to jump her bones.
00:49:36God, I want you so bad.
00:49:42Kit, figuratively speaking.
00:49:44Look, Dinger.
00:49:45If you want any chance with a woman like Carla,
00:49:47you're going to need some updating.
00:49:51And you're going to be doing this updating?
00:49:53Me and my two Swedish cousins.
00:49:56Swedish cousins?
00:49:57Wow.
00:49:59Well, are you guys going to be wearing something like G-Strengths
00:50:01for my updating comfort?
00:50:04Maybe, uh, after this updating,
00:50:06you'll hit on someone other than me.
00:50:10So this Play-Doh isn't this stuff made out of clay.
00:50:13It's a Greek guy, a philosopher.
00:50:15Good job, Hamilton.
00:50:19And he believed in inherent intelligence.
00:50:26And that we were born knowing all the stuff that we need to know.
00:50:30We just have to call on it.
00:50:31We're like, smart as Asian kids.
00:50:40You guys are really proud of you.
00:50:43You're working really hard.
00:50:44So I hear you have a big date tonight.
00:50:52Oh, no, no, it's not a date.
00:50:55Well, don't let him get to second base
00:50:57without finishing the shrimp cocktail.
00:50:59Shrimp cocktail.
00:51:02Look, I'm just not in the mood.
00:51:19Wow, that's a surprise.
00:51:21Don't take offense or anything.
00:51:22You're still my Pammy, right?
00:51:25If you say so, honey.
00:51:26I'll just leave you alone.
00:51:28Maybe just head down the beach and go skinny dipping.
00:51:30You're testing me.
00:51:40You're testing me.
00:51:50Dinger, we got to train.
00:51:51I am training, bro.
00:51:56To what?
00:51:56The next life?
00:51:58In the matter of speaking, yes.
00:52:01Maybe I'm praying for you to loosen up.
00:52:05I've seen you, sir.
00:52:07You could be great.
00:52:10You just gotta let it flow.
00:52:11But when I went,
00:52:21you'd be in Costa Rica forever.
00:52:27Are you going to help, Carla, or not?
00:52:33It's okay, honey.
00:52:34She's real.
00:52:34She's real.
00:52:35I understand.
00:52:38When you love someone,
00:52:40and if they don't love you,
00:52:41and if they don't love you,
00:52:42I ain't going to love you.
00:52:45Maybe the time is now.
00:52:48You know, go bye-bye.
00:52:52You just gotta let it flow.
00:53:07How's it going?
00:53:09Um, well...
00:53:11Let's just say no felony charges yet.
00:53:14A few misdemeanors, maybe.
00:53:16I'm sure we'll be fine.
00:53:18Oh.
00:53:23Oof.
00:53:25He wanted me to give you this stuff.
00:53:27I found it in his hair.
00:53:29I'd give you the plate,
00:53:30but we're going through his underarm hair now,
00:53:31and I'll probably need it.
00:53:33All right.
00:53:33All right.
00:53:35All right.
00:53:36Yeah.
00:53:36He likes Britney Spears.
00:53:40You will be another surplus enough for this.
00:53:43You got it.
00:53:44Uh,
00:53:44I should probably get back
00:53:47to that.
00:53:48Good luck.
00:53:49I want to go back to the beach.
00:53:51See ya.
00:53:51Oh, my God.
00:53:57You look amazing.
00:54:00All right.
00:54:02If this goes bad,
00:54:03I'm going to kill you.
00:54:04You know that.
00:54:05Come on.
00:54:07Just give it a chance.
00:54:07You might like him.
00:54:08I think you will.
00:54:11You know,
00:54:11when I first moved here
00:54:12about 12 years ago,
00:54:13I met Dinger Doolittle,
00:54:15and he was the resident surf god.
00:54:19He was something.
00:54:23I mean,
00:54:23not my type,
00:54:24of course.
00:54:25Of course.
00:54:26He was a stupid surfer.
00:54:29Oh, yes.
00:54:30Oh, my God.
00:54:37Dinger,
00:54:38is that you?
00:54:40I think so.
00:54:42Can't be 100%,
00:54:43but
00:54:43he sure bears a resemblance.
00:54:47I...
00:54:48You...
00:54:50You look...
00:54:51Human again?
00:54:53Uh,
00:54:54you look great.
00:54:56Well,
00:54:56you look amazing
00:54:57without my vomit
00:54:58all over you.
00:55:00Oh.
00:55:03Here's a peace offering
00:55:05for blowing the chunks.
00:55:09That...
00:55:09These go out by my house.
00:55:12Mattress.
00:55:14That's very sweet.
00:55:19Are you sure
00:55:20you want to do this?
00:55:23Yeah.
00:55:25Yeah.
00:55:27You kids be back early.
00:55:28We'll be waiting.
00:55:38We want to apologize.
00:55:41Yeah,
00:55:41we were rude.
00:55:42We were not so stupid.
00:55:44Yeah.
00:55:45Come.
00:55:46We go play.
00:55:47Yeah.
00:55:48We go skinny dip.
00:55:49Yeah.
00:55:49Yeah.
00:55:50We're trying not to be so stupid.
00:55:53Yeah.
00:55:54We'll pass.
00:55:58Bro,
00:55:58put it in the books.
00:56:00I'm going to split the atom one day.
00:56:02Huh.
00:56:04Hey,
00:56:04we have to review
00:56:05Stalin's Reign of Terror, too.
00:56:07Oh, yeah.
00:56:08But we said
00:56:11that we do go skinny dipping
00:56:14so you can see our hooter's yard.
00:56:18Yeah,
00:56:19maybe touch, yeah?
00:56:20We'll take a rain check.
00:56:24Okay.
00:56:25We'll show you now.
00:56:26You did an amazing job.
00:56:39I can't believe it's him.
00:56:41Thanks.
00:56:43You don't have to be doing this,
00:56:45you know.
00:56:45You could be studying.
00:56:46I think I needed a study break.
00:57:12What's going on
00:57:13with you and this bet, Dinger?
00:57:16I mean,
00:57:17I appreciate the sentiment,
00:57:18but it's wrong.
00:57:21Feels right to me.
00:57:23It's not your problem,
00:57:25it's mine.
00:57:27What if helping you
00:57:28with your problem
00:57:28helps me with mine?
00:57:31Look,
00:57:32I don't want to be like I've been.
00:57:35I can't.
00:57:38And if this is the reason to change,
00:57:40you,
00:57:42it's as good as any.
00:57:44Better.
00:57:46Thanks for doing this with me,
00:57:52Carla.
00:57:53I had a really nice time.
00:57:54Really?
00:57:55Really.
00:57:56Really.
00:57:56Someone's smiling.
00:58:09I'm not doing this with you guys.
00:58:11Come on.
00:58:14Okay.
00:58:17Let's kick butt,
00:58:17won't you?
00:58:18But.
00:58:18two words.
00:58:28Two words.
00:58:31Okay.
00:58:32First word.
00:58:35That's it,
00:58:36Richard.
00:58:36Okay.
00:58:37Two syllables.
00:58:42Excellent.
00:58:43Yeah.
00:58:43All right.
00:58:45Just Dante.
00:58:47Yeah.
00:58:48Her.
00:58:54Hey,
00:58:55what's up,
00:58:56Ron?
00:58:56Dad?
00:59:05Yeah.
00:59:06Yeah.
00:59:09Yeah.
00:59:12Yeah.
00:59:13Yeah.
00:59:15Yeah.
00:59:24Yeah.
00:59:25Oh, my God.
00:59:55Carla?
01:00:01Hey.
01:00:02Um, you wanted to talk to me?
01:00:04Yeah.
01:00:05Um, look, everybody in town knows that I have one's playable, and I think it's only right
01:00:13that you have one.
01:00:14Stay here?
01:00:16In an actual room?
01:00:18Yes.
01:00:20And sleep in the bed?
01:00:23With sheets?
01:00:25Yes.
01:00:26And use the bathroom?
01:00:28Yes, you can even use the shower if you want.
01:00:30And the soap?
01:00:32Yes.
01:00:34Well, Carla, you know, this is kind of a surprise to me.
01:00:38You want me to move in so fast and all.
01:00:40I mean, I had a great time on our date, and the kiss was certainly erotic.
01:00:46But you know a guy usually has to play a little hard to get.
01:00:50You're asking me to be your living boy toy.
01:00:53No, I am offering you a room.
01:00:57Not my room.
01:01:00Yes or no?
01:01:03Yes.
01:01:08Okay.
01:01:08While traveling in my dreams
01:01:15To a place I've almost forgotten
01:01:20Like the sun never sets
01:01:29Feel like you need exactly what you get
01:01:35Feel like you're living
01:01:41Like this world is you
01:01:48And I don't believe
01:01:51And I don't believe
01:02:04You can make it on your own
01:02:08And I don't believe
01:02:17That love is worth less than gold
01:02:22I can make it on your own
01:02:24And I can make it on your own
01:02:26And I don't believe
01:02:30That you should do whatever you're told
01:02:35And I don't believe
01:02:43A bed
01:03:02With sheets
01:03:04Yeah
01:03:04Light
01:03:07Yes! Light!
01:03:12Okay, you can let go of me now.
01:03:16God, she really loves me, doesn't she?
01:03:22Love is a little strong. I would say it's more... more of a like.
01:03:29Love? Like? It won't start with a letter L, right?
01:03:33Yeah, that they do.
01:03:34Alrighty then.
01:03:37Wow, there's water in this toilet!
01:03:41So...
01:03:43So...
01:03:48Was I really your hero once?
01:03:52Yeah.
01:03:57Look, big brah. I never asked you for anything.
01:04:01And it's not like I'm asking for that much now.
01:04:05Maybe just a little karma.
01:04:10You're not coming home tonight?
01:04:12Well, she offered and I felt kinda obligated.
01:04:16I mean, you can't hurt the filly.
01:04:19It's just one night.
01:04:21I'll be back, Pammy.
01:04:22Good night, Dinger.
01:04:23Good night.
01:04:24Good night.
01:04:25Good night.
01:04:26Good night.
01:04:27Good night.
01:04:28Good night.
01:04:29Good night.
01:04:30Good night.
01:04:31Good night.
01:04:32Good night.
01:04:33Good night.
01:04:35Good night.
01:04:37Good night.
01:04:38Good night.
01:04:40Good night.
01:04:42Good night.
01:04:44Good night.
01:04:46Good night.
01:04:48Good night.
01:04:50Good night.
01:04:51Good night.
01:04:52Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:05:22He's close.
01:05:29Either the competition is tomorrow.
01:05:32Close means Dinger leaves here forever.
01:05:37Close means Carla loses the hotel.
01:05:43Are you all right?
01:05:46Yeah, maybe a little scared.
01:05:50Well, a little scared is normal.
01:05:52You know, I wanted to apologize to you, Pam.
01:05:55For what?
01:05:56For treating you like a fantasy all these years.
01:05:59You know, an object.
01:06:01The hottest object in the history of mankind.
01:06:04I mean, those 11 Playboy covers confirmed that.
01:06:07He's 13.
01:06:09Anyway, the truth is, while most of us are scared to death of love,
01:06:14you at least give it a chance.
01:06:16You take your boys to Little League games,
01:06:18you rescue animals,
01:06:20you've been the best friend a lost soul could ever have.
01:06:26Thank you, Dinger.
01:06:29I have to go.
01:06:30I could call it off.
01:06:44No.
01:06:45We're ready.
01:06:47The legend returns, right, Ron?
01:06:49Look, Dinger, you don't have to do this.
01:06:55A hero's more than a sandwich, kid.
01:06:58Look at you guys.
01:06:59You all look like Lindsay Lohan without a beer.
01:07:02Come on, have some faith.
01:07:05Tomorrow, the Dinger rides again.
01:07:07Just like that Play-Doh dude said.
01:07:10It's all inside me, right?
01:07:12Yeah.
01:07:17And Carla?
01:07:18Yeah.
01:07:20I wrote a song.
01:07:21Do you mind if I play it?
01:07:24Sure.
01:07:24It's me and my friends in Costa Rica today.
01:07:50Come to catch a few waves and maybe get late.
01:07:59Met Aunt Carla and she taught us new ways.
01:08:06Two Swedish chicks teasing us,
01:08:10tip-tees in our face.
01:08:13Kyle digs Eva, green-eyed blonde with the race.
01:08:19It's me and my friends in Costa Rica today.
01:08:28My boy Duby, she loves Zarefa.
01:08:34But now he quotes Shakespeare, Dickens, and Queen Latifah.
01:08:42Dinger winning, we thought was history.
01:08:47Believing in them will lead them to victory.
01:08:55I love my family in Costa Rica.
01:09:01Costa Rica, this is my family in Costa Rica.
01:09:10This is my family.
01:09:12What a tender moment for a bunch of losers on the verge of complete annihilation.
01:09:20So Carla, I heard about your little date.
01:09:23You really that hard up you have to do a makeover in the wino?
01:09:26I'd leave now, butt-muncher.
01:09:32You're the only one leaving, Doolittle.
01:09:35And I'm sure with a little bit of luck,
01:09:36you'll soon have your very own shopping cart in downtown Detroit.
01:09:40After I destroy your drunk boyfriend's,
01:09:45my lawyer will begin foreclosing on your little hotel.
01:09:48Well, you had your chance, baby.
01:09:51You blew it.
01:09:54Wow.
01:09:56Congratulations, Brad.
01:09:57That was perhaps the best dick speech in the history of all dicks.
01:10:01Which is appropriate, because your fly's open.
01:10:06That's right, made you look.
01:10:08You guys get a good night's sleep.
01:10:12Because tomorrow, you and your girlfriend lose everything.
01:10:18Oh, that's right.
01:10:19You do have that one chance.
01:10:22Yeah.
01:10:24I remember.
01:10:27That's right.
01:10:32This is my family
01:10:34In Costa Rica
01:11:07You know, Brat, you should be real careful with karma.
01:11:32It can bite you in the ass.
01:11:35Pearls of wisdom from the wino.
01:11:37Well, well, well.
01:11:38You and your sorry-ass entourage have actually shown up.
01:11:41All right, let's keep this simple so even you can understand it.
01:11:44Three waves, best two out of three wins.
01:11:47Translation, after two quick rides, you leave Costa Rica forever.
01:11:52Now, can you tell my beautiful friends what happens if I win?
01:11:55Yeah, yeah, of course.
01:11:56If there happens to be an act of God,
01:11:59Miss Dante here will not have to pay her mortgage for one year.
01:12:04You sober enough to begin?
01:12:06Let's do this.
01:12:12Thanks for everything, Brat.
01:12:15You okay?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20You can do this.
01:12:23The legend returns.
01:12:24Come on, Pazzo.
01:12:29After you, Brad.
01:12:35Come on, Jinger.
01:12:36Oh, Jinger, come on.
01:12:37Do it.
01:12:38We're talking it down.
01:12:39You better pray, too, little.
01:13:04You better pray, too, little.
01:13:04What's he doing out there?
01:13:14Just wait.
01:13:15It's cool, man.
01:13:16What's he doing out there?
01:13:20Great.
01:13:21He's playing the game.
01:13:22Well, what's going on?
01:13:33This doesn't look good.
01:13:34I think God's crying.
01:13:45Did you see that lightning bolt?
01:13:58Yeah.
01:13:59Oh, I just got struck by lightning.
01:14:01I'll save you, Brad.
01:14:02No.
01:14:03Grab my board.
01:14:04Don't worry, everyone.
01:14:21He's not dead.
01:14:22Miss Dante, we don't have to know anything about supernatural phenomena for the exam, do we?
01:14:28Anyone want to help him?
01:14:36I think he shit his pants.
01:14:42You did it.
01:14:43You did it.
01:14:48You did it.
01:14:50No way.
01:14:52The digger's back.
01:14:54Is that what you were praying for?
01:14:56Oh, yes.
01:14:57And you were in there, too, Brad.
01:14:59I'm going to need a serve coach if I go pro.
01:15:02You got it.
01:15:05I know I didn't beat him the way I used to back in the day, but I still won with a woman I love.
01:15:12That's what they call unrequited love.
01:15:15Dickens wrote about that.
01:15:16Yeah, that's when, like, you love somebody, but they don't love you back.
01:15:23That might not apply here, boys.
01:15:28Sorry about that.
01:15:32I just wanted to say goodbye.
01:15:34God, I'm so proud of you.
01:15:38Well, you always wanted that kiss.
01:15:40That all you got, dinger?
01:15:54Not even close.
01:15:55Book.
01:15:58Uh, seven words.
01:16:17First word.
01:16:19Okay, one syllable.
01:16:21Okay.
01:16:22Prayer.
01:16:23Prayer.
01:16:23Uh, chicken.
01:16:25Hen.
01:16:25Hen.
01:16:26Okay.
01:16:26Sounds like...
01:16:27Zen.
01:16:29Zen.
01:16:30All right.
01:16:30Uh, second word.
01:16:31Second word.
01:16:31Enough.
01:16:32We give up.
01:16:33Enough.
01:16:34We will put you on mine.
01:16:36Yes.
01:16:37So now, we give to you our bodies.
01:16:41Yeah?
01:16:42Uh, if I remember correctly, I think you guys called us, uh, stupid Americans.
01:16:48You're on the lame train.
01:16:49We've seen this show before.
01:16:51You boys like to go, on multiple bodies.
01:17:03Oh, so beautiful family, baby.
01:17:05Oh, so beautiful.
01:17:07Oh, so beautiful.
01:17:08Inside my brain, don't need a damn thing
01:17:14Time for me to go
01:17:22There's gonna be alright, step back and close my eyes
01:17:27And find the reason why I chose to fight
01:17:38I'm not sure why I chose to fight
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