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00:00:30I always forget stuff when I walk out the door.
00:00:38If any of my ex-boyfriends had picked up on that,
00:00:40perhaps things would have turned out differently.
00:00:43But, yeah, probably not.
00:00:46Jack was my first serious boyfriend, and I was madly in love.
00:00:50I thought he was the best.
00:00:51You're the best! You're the best!
00:00:54And apparently, so did my best friend Stephanie.
00:00:57Baby! I know this looks bad.
00:01:00As well as Liz.
00:01:03You're home early.
00:01:05Evan was my rebound guy.
00:01:07But, of course, I fell in love again because he seemed so perfect.
00:01:11But, he was perfect for Steven and Smiley Pete as well.
00:01:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:01:16And Phil was my rebound from the rebound.
00:01:19Dad!
00:01:21You bad, baby!
00:01:26That's when I decided to move to Los Angeles.
00:01:30What better city to replace perfect boyfriend's long-term commitment and heartache
00:01:34with short-term happiness and superficiality?
00:01:37At least it seemed like a good idea at the time.
00:01:40Hmm. Well, fast forward a few years.
00:01:41It's just a place where you can be just who you want to be.
00:01:45You'll never see a beauty queen.
00:01:47In a magazine.
00:01:48Take a dip, take a sip of luxury.
00:01:51Feel the spark of electricity.
00:01:55It's a world where dreams are made.
00:01:58In the heart of A.
00:02:01Where the sun shines high.
00:02:03The lights over the top.
00:02:05In Hollywood.
00:02:06In Hollywood.
00:02:08Anytime we want fun.
00:02:10It's a time that's ready to play.
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:13I forgot to introduce myself.
00:02:22I'm Dale.
00:02:24That's me a few years later, sucking face with my kinda sorta boyfriend, JP.
00:02:29He's a fashion photographer.
00:02:30Remember that cover of Charlize in the green evening gown?
00:02:33JP took that.
00:02:35God, I'm already name dropping.
00:02:37That's so lame.
00:02:39Baby, give me your foot.
00:02:40Oh, my foot?
00:02:42You ever have your tall sock before?
00:02:46No, JP.
00:02:47Oh, okay.
00:02:49Oh, my God.
00:02:56Delicioso.
00:02:57Oh, my God.
00:03:05What?
00:03:06No good experience.
00:03:08Bye, baby.
00:03:12Oh, my Lord, I love this song, huh?
00:03:16It reminds me of being in Rome.
00:03:19I wonder if toe-sucking is big in Rome.
00:03:22Baby, you want a beer?
00:03:23It's a six-pack, no?
00:03:25Huh?
00:03:27Baby, we have a good energy.
00:03:29A good energy, me and you, no?
00:03:30Yes.
00:03:32Come here.
00:03:33Come dance with Poppy.
00:03:34Come here.
00:03:34Come dance with Poppy.
00:03:34Me and JP have been together on and off for about six months.
00:03:41It's going pretty good, but sometimes I get the feeling I'm not the only girl JP's seeing.
00:03:48JP?
00:03:50Ah, no, no, no.
00:03:50Are you there?
00:03:52Stay here.
00:03:52It's Melissa.
00:03:53JP.
00:03:53The computer's broken.
00:03:56It's a crazy joke.
00:03:58Come out, come out, wherever you are.
00:04:01No, I only have eyes for you.
00:04:04Hey, JP.
00:04:05Let's do that thing with the toes again.
00:04:07Call me if you want to rendezvous.
00:04:09Babe.
00:04:09Bye.
00:04:10Okay, baby, it's no big deal.
00:04:11It's my massage therapist, okay?
00:04:15That's a reasonable explanation.
00:04:18Right?
00:04:22JP.
00:04:23No more mozzarella, mamma.
00:04:33Since I moved to LA, I haven't really had a substantial boyfriend.
00:04:37I seem to gravitate towards casual relationships of convenience.
00:04:41Sometimes, though, I do wish for something more meaningful.
00:04:44In Los Angeles, most people feel like they've never actually arrived.
00:04:55There's always this chase for something bigger and better.
00:04:58Consequently, no one puts down roots.
00:05:02No one settles down.
00:05:04It's like living in this state of perpetual vagrancy.
00:05:07I want some roots.
00:05:14At least I think I do.
00:05:15Oh, my God, did he...
00:05:20Did you hear?
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:242012.
00:05:25There's this huge planet that is going to crash into Earth and kill everyone.
00:05:29Oh, you mean like the movie?
00:05:33No, I don't mean like the movie.
00:05:36This is real, Dale.
00:05:39The movie is based on the facts.
00:05:42Because the planet is called Nidai.
00:05:47I don't know how he got his name and why it isn't six or eight,
00:05:51but Seven is my colleague, roommate, and closest confidant.
00:05:55And I don't think I'm outing him by saying Seven won't be taking any girls, Mom.
00:06:00It's all over the Internet.
00:06:02I'm obsessed with it.
00:06:03I can't stop reading.
00:06:11It's kind of scary, don't you think?
00:06:12I mean, the end of the world, Dale.
00:06:16I don't know if I can sleep tonight.
00:06:20Bowie, you want to snuggle with me?
00:06:21Huh?
00:06:23I'm taking your dog.
00:06:25And you just left?
00:06:42Yep.
00:06:42So it's over?
00:06:44I don't know.
00:06:46She says that every time and then she goes back to him.
00:06:48Well, maybe I'm just being paranoid.
00:06:50It was time for the bi-monthly breakup post-mortem.
00:06:53Who said what?
00:06:54Did I handle it well?
00:06:54Et cetera.
00:06:55Can I ask you something, JP?
00:06:57Hi, baby.
00:06:58Come back to bed.
00:06:59How many girls are you sleeping with?
00:07:01Baby, why you so drama?
00:07:03So what?
00:07:03So drama.
00:07:05I mean, why would he hang out with me for six months and text and call every day?
00:07:10Last night, I was trying to make this really good point.
00:07:13We just had sex, JP.
00:07:15It's good.
00:07:16I just had your penis inside of me.
00:07:20But that all sounded a lot better in my head.
00:07:24Oh.
00:07:25Last week, bird crap.
00:07:27This week, balls in her face.
00:07:29That's typical.
00:07:30Is it true he has a monstrous schlong?
00:07:32I don't know where she gets her information.
00:07:35But that's absolutely true.
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38I don't understand the deal about big dicks.
00:07:40I mean, they just hurt.
00:07:42I mean, not that I've ever really experienced one.
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:46Becca and Hallie are my two best girlfriends.
00:07:49They're always game to listen to my problems and dispense useful commentary.
00:07:53Toast suckers freaked me out.
00:07:54I heard that he photographed Charlize.
00:07:56Is that true?
00:07:57I mean, I love her.
00:07:58She's like one of my favorite top five for sure.
00:07:59Maybe I'm just being jealous.
00:08:01Okay, how do you spell his last name?
00:08:03Becca.
00:08:04What are you?
00:08:05Tell me you're not looking him up on the internet.
00:08:06I personally think your dog is the biggest issue in your dating life.
00:08:10What?
00:08:10Question.
00:08:11Where does Bowie sleep?
00:08:13He sleeps in my bed.
00:08:14Okay, but if a guy sleeps over, where does Bowie go?
00:08:18Um, I guess he just stays in my bed.
00:08:22Wait, what about fleas?
00:08:23More importantly, what about sniffing?
00:08:25Don't talk sniff?
00:08:31Bowie, stop it.
00:08:36Okay, okay.
00:08:37You have a point.
00:08:38Dating in general is difficult enough, Dale.
00:08:41Uh, what?
00:08:45Oh, no.
00:08:47Becca, what?
00:08:49Okay, you know that German supermodel, Natasha Franks?
00:08:52Yeah, JP shoots her all the time.
00:08:53What about her?
00:08:54Okay, I just read this.
00:08:55It was on CMZ.
00:08:57Okay, so Natasha Franks, German supermodel,
00:08:59recently has confirmed reports that she is three months pregnant.
00:09:03Sources confirmed that celebrity fashion photographer, JP Gia, whatever his name is, is the father.
00:09:09JP is well known as a Los Angeles savant and has been linked to several Hollywood socialites.
00:09:14Stay tuned as the story develops.
00:09:16I'm done.
00:09:17I'm sorry.
00:09:19I'm done dating men in this city.
00:09:21I'm so tired of being a nice girl that always gets burnt.
00:09:24Wait, wait, wait.
00:09:25I mean, this guy's a jerk.
00:09:26No, I...
00:09:27Hey, Dale.
00:09:31Hey.
00:09:32Hi.
00:09:32Zach.
00:09:33Do you look...
00:09:34You look fantastic.
00:09:35Oh, thanks.
00:09:36I cut my bangs.
00:09:38Yeah, it suits you very much.
00:09:40I knew Zach before he was a rock star.
00:09:43He was the lead singer of this cool garage band.
00:09:47Now he's got four Grammys and he's a shoo-in for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
00:09:51But to me, he'll always be good ol' Zach.
00:09:55Wow, a long time to see.
00:09:57This is my friend Hallie.
00:09:58Hi.
00:09:58And Becca, I think you've met Becca before.
00:10:01Yes, I've met Becca before.
00:10:02It's good to see you.
00:10:03Hi, nice to meet you.
00:10:04Me too.
00:10:05Wow.
00:10:06How are you?
00:10:07I'm sorry, I was actually just about to take off.
00:10:09Oh, well, that's too bad.
00:10:10But listen, my tour got pushed back a month or so, so I'm gonna be around.
00:10:14Oh, and hey, listen, tomorrow night my band and I are doing a little set at a hotel cafe.
00:10:18If you guys want to come by, that would be great.
00:10:20I love your music.
00:10:22Okay, maybe we will.
00:10:23All right, well, just email me the address and...
00:10:26Yeah.
00:10:28Oh.
00:10:29I think the Paps have found you and, well, your girlfriend's kind of looking a little lonely.
00:10:34Pictures.
00:10:35Oh, well, that's actually not my girlfriend.
00:10:36That's just a girl who's my friend.
00:10:38Oh, right.
00:10:39Mm-hmm.
00:10:40Hey, Cece, this is my friend Dale.
00:10:43Hi.
00:10:43Hey, nice to meet you.
00:10:44I'm just gonna get my stuff.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:46Yeah, well...
00:10:48Don't forget to email me.
00:10:49Don't forget to come.
00:10:49Wait, so you guys all went to Catholic boarding school together?
00:10:58Yeah.
00:10:59Okay, I can't imagine that.
00:11:01We've known each other since we were 15.
00:11:04I know, and I'm actually the oldest.
00:11:06Oh.
00:11:06It's pretty safe to say that Jill's obsession with aging and getting married in due time started
00:11:12back in Catholic school, and specifically our first communion.
00:11:15We got to walk down the aisle like many brides could be, comparing prettiest dresses and fanciest
00:11:21bows.
00:11:22This is where Jill got programmed to plan for the next time she'd walk down the aisle dressed
00:11:27in white.
00:11:28Oh, that's fine.
00:11:30Oh, that's great.
00:11:31Oh, my God.
00:11:35You are getting married.
00:11:37A little toy here or there never hurt anyone.
00:11:41Plus, it comes with that carrying tape.
00:11:43Oh, right.
00:11:44That is such an inappropriate gift.
00:11:47What, you're saying you don't masturbate?
00:11:48Um, no, personally, I don't masturbate.
00:11:50I find it to be a little bit unholy.
00:11:53Wouldn't you agree?
00:11:54Jillian, thank you.
00:11:55I love this.
00:11:56I love you, Rome.
00:11:56So, have you talked to JP?
00:11:59No.
00:11:59I mean, he called twice, but...
00:12:02Hey, I heard you saw Zach.
00:12:03Yeah, because she couldn't pee.
00:12:04Oh, yeah.
00:12:05I saw his video on TV the other day.
00:12:07He looked so good.
00:12:08Did you guys make plans to hang out?
00:12:10No, we just caught up for a second.
00:12:12He was with a girlfriend.
00:12:13Mm-mm.
00:12:17Okay, what is up?
00:12:18What?
00:12:19You look like you either have to pee or you're about to explode with gossip.
00:12:23See what?
00:12:23Which is it.
00:12:24Okay, I already told Becca, but...
00:12:26Since you asked.
00:12:28Girls?
00:12:29You can just tell me later.
00:12:30Stacy, I'm so sorry to spoil your special little moment, but I have a huge announcement to make.
00:12:37I'm getting married!
00:12:39No!
00:12:40No!
00:12:40No!
00:12:41No!
00:12:41No!
00:12:42No!
00:12:42No!
00:12:42No!
00:12:43No!
00:12:43No!
00:12:44No!
00:12:44No!
00:12:45It was the most amazing night, you guys.
00:12:48It's not that I don't...
00:12:48I don't want to just be your girlfriend anymore!
00:12:50It's not that I don't...
00:12:51It's not fair.
00:12:52I can't take this limbo.
00:12:54I love you.
00:12:54I know.
00:12:54You either marry me or you leave me?
00:12:56It was the most romantic night of my life.
00:13:00What can I say?
00:13:01He's the best.
00:13:08You've got to be kidding me.
00:13:10Drew?
00:13:10I'm sorry, but he was hitting on me less than two months ago.
00:13:14Okay.
00:13:15He wasn't hitting on you, Hallie.
00:13:17He was flirting with you.
00:13:19Guys are allowed to flirt.
00:13:20It's a human condition.
00:13:21It's natural.
00:13:22Plus, you think everyone is flirting with you?
00:13:23I don't know.
00:13:24I just think it's weird if a guy is ultra flirtatious and in a committed relationship.
00:13:28And not to mention that he's in the business.
00:13:31Men in the entertainment industry are instinctively douchebags.
00:13:34No?
00:13:35No, I like Drew.
00:13:36I don't think he's a douchebag.
00:13:37Well...
00:13:37Who came up with the term?
00:13:39Douchebag, anyway.
00:13:40It's kind of disgusting.
00:13:41But Jill wants to get married just to get married because she thinks it's time.
00:13:44Hallie, you couldn't even possibly relate to Joe.
00:13:47And why is that?
00:13:48Because you're rich?
00:13:50I mean, seriously.
00:13:52Everything's handed to you and you can buy whatever you want.
00:13:54So, just buy a boyfriend.
00:13:57What?
00:13:58Are you acting right now?
00:14:00Because this is hilarious.
00:14:01I just want a rich boyfriend to take care of me.
00:14:04Is she really just saying that?
00:14:05Did Jill tell you guys that she didn't get picked up for another season of Babes and Barflies?
00:14:08Her agent told her it's because she's too old and too fat.
00:14:13That's not funny.
00:14:14Seriously.
00:14:15I was on a callback like two days ago and the producer told my agent that my butt looked big in a bikini.
00:14:22There are specific trigger words that caused me to temporarily tune out of the conversation.
00:14:27And Becca just triggered three of them.
00:14:29Producer, callback, agent.
00:14:31It makes me space out for like 30 seconds.
00:14:33I don't want to do that.
00:14:34You want?
00:14:34And it's okay.
00:14:36As long as I return back in time to assure Becca her butt is perfect.
00:14:40That is crazy, Becca.
00:14:41You're perfect.
00:14:42Don't listen to that.
00:14:43Exactly.
00:14:44Douchebags.
00:14:45As bad as they sound.
00:14:46It's not like my friends or the people of Los Angeles are any more narcissistic or self-serving than the rest of the world.
00:14:52It's just that no one cares to hide it.
00:14:55At all.
00:14:55Do you know how many married men hit on me in a week?
00:14:58No, tell us.
00:14:59Well, I don't really know the exact number, but it's freaking hot.
00:15:02At least this is what I tell myself.
00:15:04Come on, guys.
00:15:04Let's go.
00:15:05All I know for certain is that dating in this city sucks and I'm done.
00:15:10I'm serious.
00:15:11I'm done.
00:15:12You guys don't hate me, but I might pass on going out tonight.
00:15:15What?
00:15:16No.
00:15:16What?
00:15:16No, you are going.
00:15:18You just got out of a crappy relationship and you are single.
00:15:21Plus, you're our designated driver.
00:15:23Thanks a lot for the guilt.
00:15:25Going out in L.A. isn't quite like it is in any other city because of the whole who's who factor that this place revolves around.
00:15:36So unless you're an A-list, B-list, or C-list celebrity, work in the A-list arena, or you're a friend at the club promoter slash door Nazi, then, yeah, it's pretty much impossible to get in.
00:15:47Bottom line, there are three major questions in Hollywood.
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:50What do you do?
00:15:51And who are your friends?
00:15:52Hands up, you're gonna get crazy tonight.
00:16:01Hands up, you're gonna get crazy tonight.
00:16:03If you are not on the list, leave.
00:16:08Uh, honey, not in my club.
00:16:09Natural hair colors only.
00:16:11Anthony!
00:16:12Oh, hi!
00:16:13Of course, come on in.
00:16:15Great.
00:16:16Jonathan's working the door.
00:16:17Sorry, Elise.
00:16:18We're full.
00:16:20Seven, really?
00:16:21You went in my club?
00:16:22I texted you three times last week.
00:16:25Three times!
00:16:26Is your phone broken or your thumbs?
00:16:27Okay, look, we're on the list.
00:16:29Here, you see that?
00:16:31Let him in.
00:16:32You totes owe me something.
00:16:36Nice, natural, looking good.
00:16:38Uh-uh, Brent Michaels is waiting down over there,
00:16:40and you, darling, Sunset Strip is that way.
00:16:42There's a feeling that you got it,
00:16:44there's a feeling that you got it,
00:16:45feeling in the air, baby girl, don't you deny?
00:16:48I see it in your eyes, baby girl,
00:16:50I'm trying to hide it,
00:16:51and if it's on your mind, won't you try it?
00:16:53It's the biggest tip you've ever seen.
00:16:55Ay, Jamie did a stick.
00:16:57Wow, baby.
00:16:58Jamie, bro, you don't want his floppy seconds.
00:17:00Are you kidding me?
00:17:01They call him her for a reason.
00:17:03They check out the old dude and the cougar.
00:17:04Oh, you know what?
00:17:05I'm sorry.
00:17:05There's been some kind of misunderstanding.
00:17:07There you go.
00:17:07Huh.
00:17:08How many times do I have to tell you?
00:17:10I only date girls 25 and younger.
00:17:12I'm sorry.
00:17:16Oh, my God.
00:17:16Is that David Spade over there?
00:17:18That would be hot.
00:17:20God, this song is so disgusting.
00:17:23Oh, my God.
00:17:24Why should I check this guy out?
00:17:25That's the producer that I met the other night.
00:17:27He's so hot.
00:17:28I'm well-connected.
00:17:30Oh.
00:17:31I guess I'm under my wingman.
00:17:32Yes.
00:17:33Okay.
00:17:35Uh-oh.
00:17:36Don't look over there.
00:17:42Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:17:46I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:17:47I'm just going to go to the bathroom.
00:17:50Oh.
00:17:50Ah.
00:17:51Ah.
00:17:52Jake?
00:17:53Good day.
00:17:54Baby, what are you doing here?
00:17:55Well, let me guess.
00:17:57Baby's mama?
00:17:58You just called me a baby?
00:18:00Jakey, she didn't just call me a baby, now, did she?
00:18:02What?
00:18:03Don't screw with me, slut.
00:18:05Excuse me?
00:18:06You don't know her, do you, Jakey?
00:18:08Yes.
00:18:08Uh, baby, this is babe.
00:18:14Well, not anymore, you don't.
00:18:18Bye-bye.
00:18:19Bye-bye.
00:18:20Bye-bye.
00:18:20Bye-bye.
00:18:21Bye-bye.
00:18:21This is my first bitch slap, but seeing the look on her Botoxed face...
00:18:26You deserve him.
00:18:27...totally makes it worth it.
00:18:29I like.
00:18:33And he's going to put me in this next movie.
00:18:36But isn't he kind of old?
00:18:37Aren't you going to have to, you know...
00:18:39Do him?
00:18:40Probably.
00:18:41Oh, God.
00:18:42If I have to stand here and listen to this bimbo yap about the blowjob she'll have to give to get a movie part,
00:18:46I'll pee my pants.
00:18:48Um, excuse me.
00:18:51We're in line.
00:18:53Um, actually, you're at the mirror, which doesn't really constitute the line.
00:18:59Whatever, just go.
00:19:01It's fine.
00:19:03Okay.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:06And ick on you.
00:19:08Hmm.
00:19:08I'll give you my number, and then, you know, maybe we can hang out some time.
00:19:18You want to give me your number?
00:19:19Yeah, sure.
00:19:20I'll put it down.
00:19:20Totally, cool.
00:19:21Yeah, we'll just bypass the whole little coffee thing.
00:19:23Yeah, right.
00:19:24That's the software.
00:19:25Yeah, I know.
00:19:28Gosh.
00:19:29Oh, gosh.
00:19:30Hola.
00:19:33What?
00:19:34No, I didn't pee on my hands.
00:19:36Yo, Mama.
00:19:42Hey.
00:19:42Hey, did you see Zach?
00:19:43He's over there in the corner booth.
00:19:45Uh, no, I didn't see him.
00:19:46Did you see JP?
00:19:47Yep.
00:19:48I saw him.
00:19:49He looks really hot tonight.
00:19:50Did you talk to him?
00:19:52Did you just say he looks hot?
00:19:54Sorry.
00:19:54That was really tacky, wasn't it?
00:19:57So, what's the deal with you and Zach?
00:20:00Have you guys ever hooked up before?
00:20:01Zach?
00:20:02Yeah.
00:20:03Uh, no, I mean, not really.
00:20:05Seriously?
00:20:06Yeah, seriously?
00:20:07Why are you asking?
00:20:08I just can't believe you've never hooked up with him before.
00:20:11Yeah, well, I mean, we've hung out a lot, but no.
00:20:14Well, if you were telling me you're just going to leave him to the uneducated models of LA,
00:20:18then I am going to have to jump his bones.
00:20:20For both of us.
00:20:20So, are you an actor?
00:20:27No, no, no, no, not really.
00:20:29I thought I was for a minute, but turns out it's not for me.
00:20:32It's way too much self-analyzing.
00:20:35So, what do you do now?
00:20:36I design jewelry.
00:20:37These are mine.
00:20:39They're very nice.
00:20:40Thanks.
00:20:41Oh, my gosh.
00:20:42Is this here?
00:20:43This is what?
00:20:43Zach's magazine was named number one in their hottest men alive issue.
00:20:47Yes.
00:20:47Can I process that?
00:20:48Oh, come on.
00:20:49Are you kidding?
00:20:50Come on, Cece.
00:20:51It's Zach's magazine.
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:52It's not exactly.
00:20:54It's very good.
00:20:55Wait, you're leaving?
00:20:56Yeah, where's Becca?
00:20:58She was the producer.
00:21:02Maybe she gets home, okay?
00:21:03Okay.
00:21:05Bye.
00:21:05Bye.
00:21:12I don't.
00:21:12Excuse me for one second.
00:21:14Hey, guys.
00:21:14Hey, Dale.
00:21:15Hey, Dale.
00:21:16Hey, hey, Dale.
00:21:18Focus back together!
00:21:19I'll hold him up, Zach.
00:21:24Come on, let's go inside for a minute.
00:21:25Please.
00:21:26Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me sometimes.
00:21:30Listen, I didn't get a chance to talk to you.
00:21:32I wanted to see if you wanted to go to dinner next week.
00:21:34Um, I can't.
00:21:37I didn't even give you a day.
00:21:38Well, I'm sorry.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:40I'm just...
00:21:41I'm slammed right now.
00:21:43Working in this retarded dating reality show.
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:48Well, I mean, look, if you're not too busy, then maybe, uh, you can make about my show
00:21:53with the label next week.
00:21:53We can hang out after that.
00:21:55Yeah?
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:57Because you didn't exactly make that show you promised you'd come to the other night.
00:21:59Oh, I'm...
00:22:00I'm sorry.
00:22:02It's okay.
00:22:03I totally forgot.
00:22:04Hey, you know what?
00:22:05Next week, though, for sure.
00:22:06Okay.
00:22:07Good.
00:22:07Because you had me a little bit worried there.
00:22:10You know?
00:22:11It's not like you to just drop off the grid like that.
00:22:13You're my L.A. comfort food.
00:22:15You know?
00:22:15I need to see you every so often.
00:22:16L.A. comfort food.
00:22:19I like that.
00:22:22I'm sorry.
00:22:23It's just been one of those months.
00:22:25You know, that photographer, J.P. and I...
00:22:28Right.
00:22:29We were sort of dating on and off, and then I found out that he got this supermodel pregnant,
00:22:33and I mean, I didn't even want to come out tonight, and I ran into them.
00:22:38And I just...
00:22:39I don't know.
00:22:40I just can't hit the Hollywood scene anymore.
00:22:42It's just...
00:22:43It's not for me.
00:22:44Well, I didn't even know you were dating anyone.
00:22:46I thought you were...
00:22:47I thought you were single.
00:22:47Well, slightly single.
00:22:51I mean, it was never anything fully committed.
00:22:55Well, breakups are always pretty tough.
00:22:57Yeah, I just don't get the sound.
00:23:01Everyone is always on the search for the bigger, better deal.
00:23:04It just...
00:23:05Yeah, but you know it's all about hype, right?
00:23:07I mean, at the end of the day, that's all it is.
00:23:08It's hype.
00:23:09Well, yeah, but it's different when you're famous.
00:23:12You're part of something better that people are searching for.
00:23:16But I am the exact same person that I've always been.
00:23:20I mean, I'm not in this business for the hype.
00:23:22Hey, Zach!
00:23:23Come here!
00:23:25Come on, I got it.
00:23:28Am I going to be on the cover of a tablet as your newest squeeze?
00:23:32I think I can handle that.
00:23:35All right.
00:23:36Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:23:39It's okay.
00:23:39I like a good headbutt.
00:23:41I was...
00:23:41I was...
00:23:42I went to kiss your cheek and...
00:23:44I am such an idiot.
00:23:46He was clearly going for the lips.
00:23:50Okay, well, have a good night.
00:23:51Thanks.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:58Seven and I work in a production company
00:24:00that cranks out crappy reality shows.
00:24:03Our job is to find and cast a quote-unquote talent.
00:24:07Such as it is.
00:24:08So, just be natural and forget that the camera's even here.
00:24:12Oh, well, I'm very comfortable in front of a camera.
00:24:15So, why don't you tell me how you and Bert met?
00:24:17I'm sure that's a great story.
00:24:19We met on the Internet.
00:24:21Now take these two.
00:24:22They're here for a slot on the upcoming show, Geezer Town.
00:24:26Some people will say or do just about anything to be on TV.
00:24:30A blue pill a day makes your lady want to stay.
00:24:33Hey, Dale.
00:24:38Oh, whoa.
00:24:40Seven.
00:24:41There's a call for you online, too.
00:24:43Oh, really?
00:24:44Um, I'll be back in just a second.
00:24:47Oh.
00:24:52This is Dale Squire.
00:24:53Dale, it's Becca.
00:24:56Can you come pick me up, please?
00:24:57Yeah, what's wrong?
00:25:00I'm up to Haiti.
00:25:01It's like a saucepan.
00:25:02Take a laugh.
00:25:03Okay, I'll be there in two seconds.
00:25:08You don't want to leave this in there.
00:25:10That was Becca.
00:25:11She was crying.
00:25:13I don't know.
00:25:13I've got to go pick her up.
00:25:14I'll be back in 20 minutes.
00:25:16Can you cover for me?
00:25:17With the phone, sex, and cyberspacing 80-year-old couple.
00:25:19Yes.
00:25:20Please, they're kind of scaring me.
00:25:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:22Go.
00:25:22Three, two, one.
00:25:31Oh, please.
00:25:40Hey.
00:25:44What happened?
00:25:46Becca, what happened?
00:25:47What's wrong?
00:25:49What happened?
00:25:49You have got to be kidding me.
00:25:53I just don't understand.
00:25:55I mean, you got a boot six months ago.
00:25:57How does someone get a boot on their car twice?
00:25:58Unless in a year.
00:25:59Every Monday, I have to get up and move my car before 9 a.m.
00:26:049 a.m.
00:26:05And?
00:26:07Sometimes I forget, okay?
00:26:10On days like this, it's really helpful to remember that Becca donates blood,
00:26:14rescues puppies, and volunteers at the local soup kitchen.
00:26:16How much?
00:26:19980 dollars.
00:26:20980 dollars?
00:26:22Yes.
00:26:23It's okay.
00:26:24You know what?
00:26:24We'll get the money.
00:26:25Love is alive, alive like a newborn child.
00:26:47Love is a war, broken and running wild.
00:26:54Love is a thief, and I'm stealing our hearts tonight.
00:27:03Love is a thief, and I'm stealing our hearts, and I'm stealing our hearts, and I'm stealing our hearts.
00:27:33I don't think he's as clean as he used to be.
00:27:36Clean?
00:27:36He's got that whole grungy rock star thing working for him.
00:27:40You can say that again.
00:27:44Hey, Jill, where's Drew tonight?
00:27:46Oh, he had a movie screening, and then he's going out the guys.
00:27:50Because he's so excited about the whole engagement.
00:27:52Yes, he's so excited.
00:27:53And I decided that I don't want a long engagement, so we set a date.
00:27:57September.
00:27:58Oh!
00:27:59That's great.
00:28:01Don't you think that's a little quick?
00:28:03Uh, no, Holly, I don't.
00:28:05I'm pushing 30, okay?
00:28:06You just tell me how it feels when you get here.
00:28:08I'm 25, Jill.
00:28:10It's not like you're 100.
00:28:11Yeah, count me out on this one.
00:28:13Well, my agent told me never to divulge my real age, so I really can't participate in this conversation either.
00:28:17And you both smell like desperate horrors.
00:28:26Thank you all for coming.
00:28:27Thank you very much.
00:28:31Hey.
00:28:32You made it.
00:28:32That was incredible.
00:28:36That was amazing.
00:28:36You think?
00:28:37Yeah, you know everyone, right?
00:28:39Yeah, definitely.
00:28:39Lovely ladies of L.A., of course, and Seven.
00:28:41How are you?
00:28:42Much better now that you're here.
00:28:43How are you?
00:28:43Good.
00:28:45Good.
00:28:46Hey.
00:28:47How are you doing?
00:28:49I'm going to go to the bar.
00:28:51Anybody want a drink?
00:28:52You guys want to join?
00:28:53Sure.
00:28:53Why not?
00:28:54I'll stay.
00:28:55Will you get me another Jack and Coke?
00:28:56Yeah, sure.
00:28:57Okay.
00:28:58Hooray.
00:28:59Hooray.
00:29:04Hey, where did Dale go?
00:29:06Oh, she went to the bar.
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:08Oh, well, Cece, this is Hallie.
00:29:09I didn't get a chance to introduce you guys the other night.
00:29:11Uh, no.
00:29:11It's nice to meet you.
00:29:12Same.
00:29:13Oh, this is my girlfriend, Dominique.
00:29:15So, um, when are you practicing tomorrow?
00:29:19When do you have any songs?
00:29:20Oh, uh, Cece works A&R for our tour manager, so everything's got to get the thumbs up from
00:29:25her.
00:29:25Oh, I'm easy.
00:29:26I mean, well, not kind of easy, you know, but with a voice like his, you can't do much
00:29:30wrong.
00:29:30She's, uh, she's cute.
00:29:34I say go for it.
00:29:36You're in trouble.
00:29:36You know that, Cece?
00:29:37What?
00:29:38Afraid you're gonna fall in love?
00:29:42Hold it.
00:29:43Hold it.
00:29:48Okay, you have got to stop it with the winks.
00:29:52She winks?
00:29:52All the time.
00:29:54Becca is a winker.
00:29:55Becca's a wanker?
00:29:56No, not a wanker, a winker.
00:29:58She winks.
00:30:01I only do it to guys that I think are cute, okay?
00:30:04It's for this movie I'm doing.
00:30:05It's a character role.
00:30:06So, what are you guys doing afterwards?
00:30:09Um, at home.
00:30:11Yeah, I gotta work early in the morning.
00:30:12Bro, whoa, lame, lame.
00:30:13Excuse me, can I have, uh, can we get six tequila shots?
00:30:16Pop-chill?
00:30:17Yes.
00:30:18Oh, no.
00:30:19No, that is trouble.
00:30:20I puked.
00:30:21I'll clean it up.
00:30:22Uh, can't you stop lucky you even got her out?
00:30:26She's always in bed by 10 p.m.
00:30:28Maybe just one night.
00:30:30Uh, I would, but I really should go.
00:30:33Me either.
00:30:34I'm interviewing wedding planners in the morning.
00:30:36I have an audition at night.
00:30:37I'm casting.
00:30:39I'm free.
00:30:40I'll stay.
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:41Okay.
00:30:41Well, I'll let you all step up this one time, okay?
00:30:45But next time, you're staying.
00:30:47All of you, you're staying.
00:30:48Okay, bye.
00:30:48Bye.
00:30:49Bye.
00:30:50I don't mean to be rude, but can I get an autograph?
00:30:56Oh, yeah, sure.
00:31:01Thanks.
00:31:02I'm a big fan.
00:31:05Wow, that is a lot of tequila.
00:31:08Oh, yeah.
00:31:09I'm just letting you know now that tequila and I are a wild mix.
00:31:12Things might get silly.
00:31:14Okay.
00:31:16All right, but only if you do a wraparound.
00:31:18Let's go like this.
00:31:29Just once.
00:31:30And I'm not going to let you put your penis in my ass either.
00:31:33It's an out hole, not an in hole.
00:31:34Why are you being such a prude?
00:31:36I'm not being a prude.
00:31:37I'm just not a porn star, okay?
00:31:38Now it's our lack of sex in front of everybody.
00:31:41I just had the wedding on my mind, all right?
00:31:44Oh, surprise.
00:31:44The wedding, which you haven't had any input in, BTW.
00:31:49BTW, Jesus.
00:31:50It's because I work and I don't sit at home eating chip and dip and obsess over the wedding.
00:31:55What?
00:31:55Yes.
00:31:56It is disgusting what you're doing.
00:31:57It's a pig.
00:31:58I'm a pig.
00:31:58Hi.
00:31:59Hi.
00:32:00Hi.
00:32:01Are you guys okay?
00:32:02Yeah, we're good.
00:32:02We're just here working on our calves.
00:32:04Hey, hi.
00:32:06Well, that's, I know, that's, um, that's, uh, that is, uh, a client.
00:32:10Jill!
00:32:12God!
00:32:12Yeah, right.
00:32:13Back off!
00:32:13Yeah, right.
00:32:14That's what it is.
00:32:16Jill calls our engagement to Drew a match made in heaven.
00:32:19Watching them squabble about wedding cakes and the medicinal benefits of anal sex, I couldn't
00:32:25help but think that heaven has a strange sense of humor in me.
00:32:27I'll call you later, okay?
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Come on, Bowie.
00:32:31Bowie?
00:32:32Terrible, man.
00:32:34Listen, I, I, I want to try it.
00:32:35It's just one, one little, just one time.
00:32:37No!
00:32:41You know, that camera looks very good on you.
00:32:43Oh, you think?
00:32:45So what are you going to do with these pictures?
00:32:46Oh, I don't know.
00:32:47You know, maybe you sell them on the internet and make some money off your ass.
00:32:51Album cover, my man.
00:32:53I'm telling you.
00:32:55Want some?
00:32:55Oh, no, no, thanks.
00:32:57I'm cool.
00:32:57You smoke too much, Jivers.
00:32:59Way too much.
00:33:00What?
00:33:01It's all natural, all organic.
00:33:05No chemicals.
00:33:07Is this new?
00:33:08It is.
00:33:10It's about a girl.
00:33:12Is it about?
00:33:14That blonde?
00:33:15Blonde?
00:33:17No.
00:33:18No blondes.
00:33:19There ain't no words that I could say.
00:33:27Words would just get in the way.
00:33:29But it is written in the way.
00:33:30But it is written in the wind.
00:33:37This is where it all begins.
00:33:42I've been dreaming.
00:33:43I've been dreaming.
00:33:44I've been dreaming you to last.
00:33:49I've been hoping every night.
00:33:54Now you're wanting me to stay.
00:33:57Keeps getting better every day.
00:33:59Keeps getting better every day.
00:34:03Every day.
00:34:06And I'm so happy I could cry.
00:34:11I think about it all the time.
00:34:15I'm so happy I could cry.
00:34:20I just can't get you off of my mind.
00:34:28I've found a reason for living, yeah.
00:34:34I've found a reason for loving, yeah.
00:34:37We'll see you later.
00:34:40I'm so happy I could cry.
00:34:43So how is Jill's wedding coming along?
00:34:45It's pretty good.
00:34:47There's a bit of drama, though.
00:34:49Wow.
00:34:49Drama and a wedding.
00:34:50It's shocking.
00:34:51Yeah, well, Jill wants this, you know, chapel filled with 8,000 red roses
00:34:56and some, like, $80,000 wedding dinner and $7,000 wedding dress.
00:35:01And her dad won't cover the entire tab.
00:35:03Well, I'm very glad that I'm not Drew right now.
00:35:06Or her dad.
00:35:06Yeah, but that's just Jill, you know.
00:35:09We love her for it.
00:35:10She's extravagant.
00:35:11You know what?
00:35:11I've known her since I was 11.
00:35:13We went to boarding school together.
00:35:14Wow, you went to boarding school when you were 11.
00:35:16Did you miss your parents a lot?
00:35:18Yeah.
00:35:20Um, it's complicated.
00:35:21Well, when did you get home to see them?
00:35:23Well, on the holidays or, you know,
00:35:25the occasional odd long weekend.
00:35:27No, I liked boarding school.
00:35:29It was what I needed.
00:35:31How do you mean?
00:35:34My parents died when I was a kid.
00:35:37I've told you that, right?
00:35:38No.
00:35:39No, I'm very sorry.
00:35:41I didn't know that.
00:35:43How did they die?
00:35:44Together?
00:35:46No, they actually died separately.
00:35:49My dad was when I was 5.
00:35:50My mom was when I was 11.
00:35:51Oh, no.
00:35:55No, no, no.
00:35:55It's...
00:35:56It's not sad.
00:35:57It was a really long time ago.
00:36:00I just don't talk about it much,
00:36:02because...
00:36:03Um, what about your parents?
00:36:08They're still together, right?
00:36:10Still together.
00:36:11Yeah.
00:36:11After 30 years,
00:36:14they're totally in love with each other.
00:36:15It's amazing.
00:36:15Oh, you can get that.
00:36:19No, no, no.
00:36:20No, that's okay.
00:36:22But you can get that.
00:36:24Sorry.
00:36:26Oh, it's Hallie.
00:36:27Just two seconds.
00:36:29Hey.
00:36:31Um, yeah.
00:36:32Yeah, yeah.
00:36:32I'm still here.
00:36:35Um, sure.
00:36:38That's fine.
00:36:38Okay.
00:36:38Wait, you didn't really just do
00:36:42what I think you just did, did you?
00:36:44Because I kind of had plans
00:36:45to just spend the night with you.
00:36:47Um, she's outside.
00:36:48How did she get my address?
00:36:50I don't know.
00:36:51Not for me.
00:36:52No!
00:36:54Door's open.
00:36:55Hi.
00:36:57Dale said she was coming by
00:36:58to shoot the band today,
00:36:59so I thought I'd surprise you.
00:37:01Hey.
00:37:01Hey.
00:37:02We actually finished a couple hours ago,
00:37:04but, um...
00:37:05Really?
00:37:06Yeah.
00:37:06I wanted you to sit back down.
00:37:10You're not...
00:37:10Yeah.
00:37:11No, I know.
00:37:12I'm sorry I'm lame,
00:37:13but I have to work in the morning, so...
00:37:16You should see the show she's casting.
00:37:18It is so funny.
00:37:19Look, you could stay.
00:37:20Have another beer.
00:37:20Oh, I'm sure we'll do it some other time.
00:37:22But I'll see you guys later.
00:37:23Just one second.
00:37:27All right, Mr. Zachary.
00:37:29Um, I'll text you tomorrow.
00:37:31Why are you leaving?
00:37:33Because I have to work tomorrow.
00:37:34And you're just gonna leave me
00:37:36with your friend, isn't it?
00:37:37Hey, Zach, where's your corkscrew?
00:37:39Okay.
00:37:41Okay.
00:37:41Whatever.
00:37:44He just showed up hours later, unannounced.
00:37:47I guess something did happen
00:37:48between them the other night.
00:37:49What'd Zach say?
00:37:51Well, I mean, he said he wanted me to stay,
00:37:53and, you know,
00:37:54but I think he was just playing dumb.
00:37:56I'm gonna get you, Dale.
00:37:57I really don't.
00:37:58What?
00:37:59Why don't you just go for him?
00:38:01Because, Seven,
00:38:03I'm done having meaningless relationships
00:38:05with these loser L.A. guys.
00:38:07Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
00:38:08Whoa.
00:38:09Zach is a loser L.A. guy.
00:38:12No, he's...
00:38:14No, he's not.
00:38:15But anyhow, I'm not his type.
00:38:17Especially now that
00:38:18Hallie's all over him.
00:38:20You are so wrong.
00:38:21You're so wrong.
00:38:23It doesn't matter,
00:38:24because, hey,
00:38:25I'm gonna go out on a date with Hayden.
00:38:27Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:38:28But just his friend.
00:38:28You're going out with Hayden,
00:38:30the fame-seeking personal trainer
00:38:32who's only using you
00:38:33to get ahead in this desperate city.
00:38:36Oh, shit, Seven.
00:38:37That's...
00:38:38That's harsh.
00:38:39He just wants to schmooze you
00:38:40so you listen to his
00:38:41stupid reality show concept.
00:38:43He's only interested in seeing
00:38:44what you can do for him and his career
00:38:46because you have a career.
00:38:48And the only reason Hallie isn't to Zach
00:38:49is because you gave her the okay to pursue.
00:38:52I never said pursue.
00:38:54She asked me if we'd ever hooked up,
00:38:55and I said no, but I...
00:38:56Because I've never said this to you before,
00:38:57but you are gonna regret this.
00:39:00Trust me.
00:39:02Damn it, you're afraid
00:39:03of a real relationship, Dale.
00:39:05Why does everyone keep saying that?
00:39:06I am not scared of relationships.
00:39:09But you're scared of something.
00:39:13Let's just forget about it.
00:39:14Okay.
00:39:29Sorry.
00:39:29Yeah, no, I...
00:39:30It's okay.
00:39:31I just wasn't, um, expecting that.
00:39:36Was it weird seeing Dale?
00:39:41Yeah.
00:39:41Yeah, it was weird.
00:39:44I felt like I sensed something
00:39:46between you guys.
00:39:49Yeah.
00:39:50Yeah, I think maybe you did.
00:39:52I don't know.
00:39:52Dale and I are really tight.
00:39:54You know?
00:39:55And, um, as I told you before, Hallie,
00:39:57I'm just not that interested
00:39:57in a relationship right now,
00:39:59and I wouldn't want anyone
00:40:00to get the wrong impression
00:40:00about what's going on here.
00:40:04She's the one that told me
00:40:05to pursue you, just so you know.
00:40:07She told you that.
00:40:09Yeah, and you sound surprised.
00:40:12She said you guys were just friends.
00:40:13You've never hooked up,
00:40:14and that she isn't your type.
00:40:17Not my type.
00:40:21So are we cool?
00:40:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're cool.
00:40:24We're cool, but I just...
00:40:25I don't think this is a very good idea
00:40:27right now, okay?
00:40:28What?
00:40:29This isn't a good idea?
00:40:30Look, I just...
00:40:31I'm just not that into this right now.
00:40:33You're not into this?
00:40:34No.
00:40:35Are you into this?
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:45Hey!
00:40:46Hey, Hayden.
00:40:47Hey, is that a stutter?
00:40:48Hey, Hayden.
00:40:49Oh.
00:40:50Just joking.
00:40:51Oh!
00:40:53Oh!
00:40:54Hey!
00:40:55That's...
00:40:55Is that expected?
00:40:57It's really, really nice to see you.
00:40:58So this is a great restaurant.
00:40:59It's got some health-conscious options.
00:41:01Okay.
00:41:01Because, you know,
00:41:02I'd like to take care of myself.
00:41:05How do you get to see you?
00:41:07I...
00:41:07I did notice your pecs just now.
00:41:09Oh.
00:41:10Hey!
00:41:11Hey!
00:41:13Are you flexing?
00:41:14When I thought you'd say...
00:41:16Really?
00:41:17How?
00:41:17How?
00:41:21What are you options for something low-carb, low-fat, low-sodium, high-profile?
00:41:25Which is better, the bacon cheeseburger or the baby-backer?
00:41:28It's a Cajun-san, wild-caught, or farm-raised.
00:41:30Do you have chicken fingers or brain-free?
00:41:31My favorite, organic, vegan, non-soy, gluten-free, not-
00:41:34Do you recommend the mac and cheese?
00:41:35Have you seen that?
00:41:36It's a little brilliant,
00:41:37because I don't want any acrylomites in my food.
00:41:38I have the crab cakes with butter sauce, extra butter.
00:41:40Are these Swedish meatballs kosher?
00:41:43You're right, but people really are vain here.
00:41:45I mean, I'm not.
00:41:46I'm self-aware, which is, like, radically different.
00:41:50And I'm self-conscious.
00:41:51Conscious of self.
00:41:52Right.
00:41:53I'm self-conscious.
00:41:54Which is a good thing, I think.
00:41:55What do you think?
00:41:56Well, I mean, I think it's really good.
00:41:57I'm all about my work, and my body is my work.
00:42:00So, one might say that, yeah, I'm all about my body.
00:42:04But, in some respects, that is true.
00:42:06But, I mean, you're completely missing the point.
00:42:08And the point is...
00:42:09You're completely missing my point.
00:42:15Okay, rewind, reset.
00:42:17That, uh, look, I feel like I've got a great vibe between you and me.
00:42:21Great energy going on here.
00:42:22So, yeah, okay?
00:42:24I get it.
00:42:26So, let's lay the facts down.
00:42:28You want to be with me, and vice versa.
00:42:30That much is clear.
00:42:31But my work always comes first.
00:42:33I need to lay that down right off the bat.
00:42:35Basically, my body comes before you.
00:42:38He seems perfect.
00:42:40Good-looking, somewhat single-minded, somewhat vain, and...
00:42:44It's not too bright.
00:42:45No promise of a great romance.
00:42:47No chance of falling too hard for this guy.
00:42:50No risk of getting hurt.
00:42:53But is this right for me?
00:42:56I'm kind of sensing a pattern here.
00:42:59She's got this great, beautiful chest on you, with great definitions.
00:43:03You probably bench-press quite a bit.
00:43:04Is Seven right about me?
00:43:06I hate for Seven to be right, because he's always right about that kind of stuff.
00:43:10Seriously, I don't think that's jerky or...
00:43:17I need a sign.
00:43:19Is this right for me?
00:43:22I got this great idea.
00:43:24I know you're going to love it.
00:43:27Fitness fanatics.
00:43:28It's my reality TV show.
00:43:32Check, please.
00:43:34Is that for checks?
00:43:35Yeah.
00:43:40Ready, Freddy?
00:43:47We're walking, right?
00:43:48You don't want to drive?
00:43:50You guys, it's two blocks.
00:43:52They have valet parking, you know.
00:44:00So where's Hallie this morning?
00:44:03I don't know.
00:44:03I saw her on Tuesday, and I haven't seen her for the rest of the week.
00:44:06You know that she changed her status to, it's complicated?
00:44:10What does that mean?
00:44:11It's complicated?
00:44:13With who?
00:44:14Oh my gosh, you guys.
00:44:16The yoga instructor just smiled at me.
00:44:18He is the cutest dimple.
00:44:21Okay, he's telling us to shut up.
00:44:23His smile is his estate at Zen.
00:44:25Oh, God.
00:44:28Namaste.
00:44:30Namaste.
00:44:31You guys really do this all the time?
00:44:33Yeah.
00:44:34I have to.
00:44:36I'm older than you.
00:44:37You get fatter quicker.
00:44:38Sorry I'm late.
00:44:39I just got your message.
00:44:42You're late.
00:44:44Hey.
00:44:45Hey.
00:44:47What's going on?
00:44:48You guys look so serious.
00:44:49I was telling Yale about my wedding.
00:44:51Drew still hasn't picked a tux yet.
00:44:53Or groomsmen, for that matter.
00:44:56Well, you know, we're guys.
00:44:57We take a little bit longer.
00:44:58We're that kind of stuff.
00:44:59Yeah.
00:45:02Well, I gotta go.
00:45:03I have a hair appointment at two
00:45:04and then a couple jewelry design appointments.
00:45:06Wow, that's so fetch.
00:45:07Congrats, girl.
00:45:08Thanks, girl.
00:45:09So I'll call you later?
00:45:10Hey, do you mind driving me home?
00:45:13No yoga.
00:45:15No.
00:45:15We missed it.
00:45:16Um, yeah, I guess.
00:45:20Okay, when did that start and did you know?
00:45:24Well, I mean, I kind of guessed, but...
00:45:26Does she know about you two?
00:45:28What's there to know?
00:45:30Hallie should know better.
00:45:31Seriously.
00:45:32Anybody that knows you would know that you are so hot for him.
00:45:35Becca, I am not so hot for him.
00:45:36No, he's your friend.
00:45:38And it is so typical of Hallie.
00:45:40She's a fame whore.
00:45:42No, she's not.
00:45:44It's...
00:45:44Dammit, she is a fame whore.
00:45:47No, she's not.
00:45:48Oh, God.
00:45:49Hallie's just frustrating me so much right now,
00:45:51and she doesn't deserve that.
00:45:53Hallie was there for me when I had that swine flu.
00:45:56Every time I've broken up with a quasi-boyfriend.
00:45:59I don't know what I would have done about that stalker
00:46:02if it wasn't for Hallie.
00:46:04I need something to take my mind off all this.
00:46:10Dale, I don't know what I would do without you.
00:46:12Oh, come on.
00:46:12That's what friends are for.
00:46:14Oh, honey, do you like that setting?
00:46:15Yeah, no, I do.
00:46:16It's nice.
00:46:17You didn't even look.
00:46:18No, I did.
00:46:19I'm looking.
00:46:19Yeah, I love it.
00:46:20It's...
00:46:21What do you think, Dale?
00:46:22Ooh, that's beautiful.
00:46:23Yeah?
00:46:23Okay, I gotta go.
00:46:24I gotta go.
00:46:25I gotta go.
00:46:25Wait, what?
00:46:25I gotta go.
00:46:26I gotta go.
00:46:26I'm 20 minutes late for the meeting.
00:46:28Oh, look at...
00:46:29That's great.
00:46:30That was my favorite.
00:46:31I love you.
00:46:32I love you so much.
00:46:33I love you.
00:46:35Shit.
00:46:36He makes me so mad.
00:46:38We're planning the registry
00:46:39for the most important day of our life,
00:46:41and he just leaves.
00:46:42Maybe he's just feeling a bit of...
00:46:44A bit of what?
00:46:45Anxiety?
00:46:46Can't believe you're defending him.
00:46:48What?
00:46:49No.
00:46:49No, no, no.
00:46:50I'm not defending him.
00:46:51You just don't understand.
00:46:52You can't possibly comprehend
00:46:54what it feels like inside of me right now
00:46:55because you've never been here.
00:46:57Well, it's...
00:46:58That's true.
00:47:00I used to think about
00:47:01what it'd be like
00:47:01to live your life, Dale.
00:47:03Just walking in your shoes.
00:47:06Nobody expects anything from you.
00:47:08They don't.
00:47:10No one expects anything from me?
00:47:12Mm-mm.
00:47:13Because you don't have parents
00:47:14expecting babies
00:47:15and marriages
00:47:15and perfect husbands.
00:47:18It's really hard.
00:47:20It's true, but
00:47:20it doesn't mean
00:47:22I want to end up alone.
00:47:25Tell me something, Dale.
00:47:27Am I expecting too much?
00:47:30It's wanting my fiancΓ©e
00:47:31to be excited about our wedding.
00:47:33Is that too much?
00:47:34I don't know, Jill.
00:47:39Back at St. Mary's
00:47:41for our first communion,
00:47:42the biggest deal
00:47:43was finding out
00:47:44who you were going to get paired up with.
00:47:46I dreamed of walking down the aisle
00:47:48with Billy Dobson,
00:47:50hand in hand.
00:47:51But no such luck.
00:47:52He was paired with Jill,
00:47:54and I ended up with
00:47:54what's-his-face
00:47:55who picked his nose all the time.
00:47:56I wonder if I'll ever get
00:48:00to walk down the aisle
00:48:01with a Billy Dobson of my own.
00:48:11Oh, is this your parents?
00:48:13Yeah, that's them.
00:48:16And is this
00:48:17you with your mother?
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:23Here, look at this one.
00:48:25Oh, that's great.
00:48:26With the smoke
00:48:27around Jibber's face.
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:31So how's Hallie?
00:48:33Looks like you guys
00:48:33are an item now, huh?
00:48:34No.
00:48:35No, not an item.
00:48:37Definitely not.
00:48:38She's a very nice girl,
00:48:40but she doesn't take
00:48:42no for an answer, does she?
00:48:44Well, you're a big boy.
00:48:45I'm sure you can handle her.
00:48:48Hey, I wanted to ask you,
00:48:49did you tell her to pursue me?
00:48:51Hello there, Miss Homebody.
00:48:56Why aren't you dressed yet?
00:48:58For what?
00:48:58Did you forget
00:48:59my big screen debut deal?
00:49:01We're going to my
00:49:02L.A. red carpet premiere.
00:49:03Hello.
00:49:04What do you think, Johnson?
00:49:06I think she's dead.
00:49:12No excuses.
00:49:14Seven was supposed to tell you.
00:49:15Yeah, well, he didn't.
00:49:17Oh, my God, I did, actually.
00:49:18It's just that you had
00:49:19your head buried in those photos
00:49:20and you didn't notice.
00:49:21Well, I mean, can I wear this?
00:49:22It's L.A.
00:49:23You can wear whatever you want.
00:49:25Okay, I'll just grab my purse.
00:49:26I'll get your heels.
00:49:29Well, hello to you, too.
00:49:30I thought you said
00:49:30you had a meeting to go to.
00:49:32What?
00:49:32You said you had a meeting,
00:49:33remember, when I texted you earlier?
00:49:35Oh, yeah, I did,
00:49:36but I'm done now.
00:49:37Hallie, Hallie, what's up?
00:49:38What's going on?
00:49:39What's going on?
00:49:40I think I should be asking
00:49:41you that question.
00:49:42Excuse me?
00:49:43What is going on, Dale?
00:49:45Look, I'm just...
00:49:47Nothing?
00:49:47Did I miss something here?
00:49:48Wait, do you like him now?
00:49:50Is that it?
00:49:51Look, I'm just gonna leave,
00:49:53all right?
00:49:53Of course you are.
00:49:55Zach, you're a piece of crap,
00:49:56you know that?
00:49:57You're just another famous
00:49:58asshole guy who thinks
00:49:59he can screw around
00:50:00with any girl he wants
00:50:01and then not call him
00:50:02and will fuck you.
00:50:02We're not even dating, Hallie.
00:50:03I've told you that ten times.
00:50:05Okay, look, look,
00:50:05I'm just gonna leave, all right?
00:50:07Dale, as long as I'm here,
00:50:08this is not gonna end well.
00:50:10Just leave, okay?
00:50:11I bet you wanted that
00:50:15to happen, didn't you?
00:50:18I'm seriously not following you, Hallie.
00:50:20You really need to calm down.
00:50:21You put on this little
00:50:22woe-is-me act,
00:50:23but I'm not buying it.
00:50:25Just because you throw yourself
00:50:26at every guy who's famous,
00:50:28who you think can get you somewhere
00:50:29and who you think wants you
00:50:31and then shoots you down,
00:50:32you know what?
00:50:32Don't take that out on me, okay?
00:50:34You play the victim thing
00:50:35really well,
00:50:36but it's a load of crap.
00:50:39Shut up.
00:50:39You're not my friend, Dale.
00:50:41You're just like
00:50:42every other two-faced girl in L.A.
00:50:43You just play it better.
00:50:45What, you guys?
00:50:45This is retarded.
00:50:46What, you're just gonna take her side?
00:50:47I'm not taking anybody's side, okay?
00:50:50Come on, Hallie, let's go.
00:50:51Just don't touch me.
00:50:56That really just happened?
00:50:57This week on Dirty Roomies...
00:51:07What are you going to clean this up?
00:51:08I can't live like this.
00:51:09I made the mess.
00:51:10I don't understand why
00:51:11I should have to clean it up.
00:51:12You guys had sex?
00:51:14We have to do a paper edit on these
00:51:15and get them to be lettered.
00:51:16The producers want to see it by Friday.
00:51:18I think clean's overrated.
00:51:20There's so much food down the street.
00:51:22I'm not pooping where I eat.
00:51:23There's something really truthful
00:51:25about just waiting
00:51:26and doing your whole job at once.
00:51:27We're gonna just use up all the dishes
00:51:29and then it's time to clean.
00:51:34So you want to talk about it?
00:51:37Not really.
00:51:39Hallie call?
00:51:41No.
00:51:42Call her?
00:51:43And say what?
00:51:44I haven't done anything.
00:51:45Until I do it.
00:51:46I'm not a housewife.
00:51:47I found fleas in the bedroom.
00:51:49You mean my pets?
00:51:50I think fleas are people too.
00:51:52And they should be treated.
00:51:53Those are my pets.
00:51:55And you're gonna kill them?
00:51:56Are you a murderer?
00:51:58Seven, what do you think I should do?
00:52:01Be honest.
00:52:03Well, I've been honest.
00:52:06Not with Hallie.
00:52:07With yourself.
00:52:10Sorry, babe.
00:52:11I cannot give you any more advice on this one.
00:52:14And you put on your pants, you look like this.
00:52:16You know, look, if Vanessa has a problem with it,
00:52:17she should clean that shit up.
00:52:19Hey, it's Dale.
00:52:20Well, listen, Hallie, will you just call me back, please?
00:52:26Since I have a private number, Hallie won't pick up.
00:52:29Neither will any of our friends, in case it's, you know,
00:52:31someone annoying.
00:52:32They will call you back.
00:52:34But since we all have private numbers,
00:52:36it's nearly impossible for us to communicate by phone.
00:52:39Fortunately, I pick up my phone.
00:52:41Otherwise, this game of trading voicemails would never end.
00:52:44Hello?
00:52:45Hey, it's Hallie.
00:52:47Hey.
00:52:49Jerk off!
00:52:50You!
00:52:51This guy's on his cell phone and can't drive.
00:52:55Sorry.
00:52:57Hey, are you okay?
00:52:59Yeah, I'm okay.
00:53:00How are you?
00:53:02Hey, um, you want to meet up for dinner tonight
00:53:04and maybe just clear the air about everything?
00:53:07Yeah, I think we should.
00:53:08How does 8 p.m. at Cascade count?
00:53:10All right, sounds good.
00:53:11Great, I'll meet you there.
00:53:12Uh, uh, uh, uh.
00:53:18Aw.
00:53:19You didn't think I'd forget, did you?
00:53:22Wow, they're beautiful.
00:53:26So what are big plans for tonight?
00:53:28Well, that was, um, Hallie.
00:53:30She wants to, uh, get together,
00:53:31I think so we can talk about everything.
00:53:34I think she forgot it was my birthday, though.
00:53:36I mean, it was just understandable under the circumstances.
00:53:38What about the other girls?
00:53:40I guess it slipped their mind.
00:53:41I mean, Jill's all wrapped up in her wedding
00:53:43and, you know, Becca just got that huge movie, so...
00:53:46It's okay.
00:53:48Happy birthday, though.
00:53:58Hi, I have a reservation for, um,
00:54:00Squire or Hallie Kimball.
00:54:01Thanks.
00:54:06Surprise!
00:54:09You didn't think we were going to forget, did you?
00:54:11I kind of did.
00:54:12Happy birthday.
00:54:13Happy birthday.
00:54:15All right, you guys, let's dance!
00:54:16Woo!
00:54:17Woo!
00:54:17Woo!
00:54:18Make a wish, but don't tell anyone or it won't come true.
00:54:42Okay.
00:54:43What could I possibly wish for?
00:54:46I'm just happy.
00:54:50Woo!
00:54:52Happy birthday!
00:54:54Thank you, bye.
00:54:54Right.
00:54:55In the dreams
00:54:56You feel it in your body
00:54:59And it comes through your face
00:55:01So take a breath, but don't break
00:55:04Turn your mind to lose
00:55:07Like it out of your way
00:55:09You're drunk, Jill.
00:55:13You never cared before when I was drunk.
00:55:15And it's Dale's birthday for Christ's sake.
00:55:19You have got to lower your voice now, because now you're making a scene.
00:55:22You've got to relax, Drew, because there's nothing I've never heard before.
00:55:26You are so self-centered, Drew.
00:55:30There's bigger things happening in the world than your stupid actor clients and the Nielsen ratings on the TV.
00:55:35You're now officially embarrassing everybody here.
00:55:39Don't you dare effing tell me that I'm embarrassing you, okay?
00:55:44Because my friends think you're a douchebag.
00:55:47A nasty-ass sleazebag agent.
00:55:51Drew, we don't think you're a douchebag.
00:55:52It's okay. Thanks.
00:55:54Where are you going to go?
00:55:55Are you going to go home and masturbate to one of your anime porns?
00:56:00It's cartoons.
00:56:02He made me watch anime porn.
00:56:03Yeah, I'm going to go home and masturbate.
00:56:06Disgusting.
00:56:07Because it's better than anything you're giving me at home.
00:56:09No, because you love to masturbate.
00:56:11Because for you, it's like having sex with somebody that you love yourself.
00:56:15Wait, did you just make that up?
00:56:17Annie Hall, 77.
00:56:18I'm going home.
00:56:19You're going to go screw one of your actresses?
00:56:22One of your stupid, slutty, sleep-your-way-to-the-top actresses?
00:56:27Honey, I need to go to the bathroom.
00:56:33Somebody can stick her on.
00:56:34Because now she's drunk and you're pissed off.
00:56:37That's like the worst combination for you.
00:56:39I know.
00:56:40Oh, just...
00:56:40It's okay with me.
00:56:41It's okay.
00:56:42It's okay.
00:56:47I'm stuck.
00:56:49I'm sorry, Dil.
00:56:50Jill, you don't have to be sorry.
00:56:52You just got a little wasted.
00:56:53That's all.
00:56:54Oh, I drank too much.
00:56:57Never drinking again.
00:56:58Oh, I've heard that one before.
00:57:04I don't think he wants to marry me, you guys.
00:57:07And I'm getting married three weeks.
00:57:11Drew?
00:57:12Don't worry about Drew right now.
00:57:13Just finish blowing chunks, okay?
00:57:16Why don't you go make sure everything's okay out there?
00:57:18I'll stay here with Jill.
00:57:19Okay.
00:57:21Listen, Hallie.
00:57:23I'm really sorry.
00:57:24Are we okay?
00:57:25Yeah, we're okay.
00:57:26I said a lot of things I didn't mean.
00:57:28I'm sorry.
00:57:28Me too.
00:57:29I'm so sorry.
00:57:30You too.
00:57:30Okay.
00:57:37Look what the cat dragged in.
00:57:39Seven told me about your little surprise party.
00:57:42You know, it's your birthday, so I wanted to come out.
00:57:45See you.
00:57:47I'm glad you did.
00:57:49Wait, where are the girls?
00:57:52Oh, my God.
00:57:53I told everybody he jacks off.
00:57:56Two cartoons.
00:57:57Oh, God.
00:57:58I am not drunk, but I definitely am sorry.
00:58:04Come on, let's come get something to eat.
00:58:05I'm really hungry.
00:58:07You two want to come eat?
00:58:08Oh, no, we'll stay.
00:58:09I mean, I'll stay here.
00:58:10I'll wait.
00:58:11I'll still stay with you.
00:58:13Okay.
00:58:19Bye.
00:58:24Going?
00:58:25Wow.
00:58:26Friday night.
00:58:28Yeah, definitely.
00:58:29Is this a birthday dance?
00:58:32I don't know.
00:58:32Come on.
00:58:33Come on.
00:58:34Come on.
00:58:34I wish that I was walking
00:58:38Cause I would not be stopping
00:58:43Till I wake in your backyard
00:58:47Till I wake in your backyard
00:58:52Oh, finally.
00:58:58You're so cute.
00:59:00I knew it.
00:59:02I knew it.
00:59:05Do you feel older?
00:59:07Yes.
00:59:09So when is your tour starting?
00:59:12You know, we actually just had to push another month.
00:59:14Our tour manager totally screwed it up.
00:59:16She got the dates wrong.
00:59:18Actually, Cece,
00:59:20whom I think you've met.
00:59:22Oh.
00:59:23The blonde?
00:59:23Yeah, the blonde.
00:59:24At the park and at the show.
00:59:27Right.
00:59:28You had a thing with her, right?
00:59:30No.
00:59:32No, no, no.
00:59:32She works with me.
00:59:34She's tour manager.
00:59:36I'm not into guys.
00:59:38But what makes you think that I was into her?
00:59:41The fact that I'm now officially an idiot.
00:59:45His lesbian tour manager?
00:59:47Ugh.
00:59:58It's a birthday present.
01:00:03It'll bring you luck.
01:00:04I thought you could use it a little bit.
01:00:08I'll sleep here for a day or two.
01:00:13I think it's...
01:00:14...beds all made up.
01:00:18You're welcome.
01:00:18I'm welcome.
01:00:21I'm welcome.
01:00:24You're not my mom.
01:00:27No.
01:00:29No.
01:00:29It's actually...
01:00:30...just the opposite.
01:00:32And that's the problem.
01:00:33I want that moment to last.
01:00:37I'll do whatever you ask.
01:00:39If you'll just bring me back.
01:00:43Don't get too attached, Dale.
01:00:47Come on, Jill.
01:00:48We're gonna go have a sleepover at Dale's tonight.
01:00:51Drew!
01:00:52You okay?
01:00:53Just a couple glasses of water and some sleep.
01:00:57Let's go.
01:00:58Yeah.
01:00:58Come on, babe.
01:01:00Oh, that's disgusting.
01:01:05No.
01:01:06This is definitely picture-worthy.
01:01:07Oh.
01:01:12Is that her puke bucket?
01:01:17Okay.
01:01:22Becca's panty.
01:01:24That's the money.
01:01:29She's a kid.
01:01:29They're granny panty.
01:01:31Bowie.
01:01:32He's gonna have the worst diarrhea in the world.
01:01:37It's so weird getting older, isn't it?
01:01:39Everything just changes so fast.
01:01:42Yeah, but that's supposed to be the exciting part, isn't it?
01:01:47Why haven't you ever dated Zach?
01:01:53Because I never felt like I was...
01:01:56...good enough for him.
01:01:58But you like him a lot, right?
01:02:01Yeah.
01:02:02And you think he's handsome.
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:06And he likes the doll ears.
01:02:08Yeah.
01:02:08That's Bowie.
01:02:11And he's one of your best friends.
01:02:13Mm-hmm.
01:02:15So why don't you pursue him?
01:02:17Always liked him.
01:02:20I'm just not good at pursuing a guy.
01:02:24Hallie, I'm sorry if I made you feel jealous.
01:02:27I mean, I never...
01:02:28I never meant to.
01:02:29I never even knew I did.
01:02:31I guess I just feel the way you felt with JP, you know?
01:02:36Yeah, I understand that.
01:02:38The next morning, as soon as she woke up,
01:02:45Jill took a cab straight home to face the music.
01:02:48Not knowing if that music would be a wedding march.
01:02:52Drew!
01:02:55I'm sorry.
01:02:58I'm so sorry.
01:02:59I love you.
01:03:15I really do love you.
01:03:18Me too.
01:03:19Smell my hair.
01:03:28Does it still smell like cigarettes?
01:03:31No, it smells like Jill.
01:03:32Ugh.
01:03:33Wow, look at this.
01:03:35Party at our place.
01:03:36It's only 9 a.m.
01:03:37Last night, she was wearing the ugliest pair of cotton granny panties I've ever seen in my entire life.
01:03:42Oh, come on, Seven.
01:03:45We all know that you have a pair of granny panties stashed somewhere.
01:03:47Please.
01:03:48Shut up.
01:03:48They were my period panties.
01:03:51Hello.
01:03:51Sorry to just barge in like that, but the door was open.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Look, I'm recruiting people for a ride up the coast.
01:03:57Who's in?
01:03:58Camp.
01:03:58Camp.
01:04:00Dale?
01:04:01Now, don't even begin to say no.
01:04:03You're coming with me.
01:04:04You need the fresh air.
01:04:05So does Bowie.
01:04:08What do you think, Bowie?
01:04:10I don't know.
01:04:10I don't know.
01:04:11All right.
01:04:16Twist our arm.
01:04:16To be my love, be my guide, be my shelter in the night.
01:04:28Be my hope, be my truth, I will never forget you.
01:04:34And through the warm, the days of sleep, this night's so ragged heart, too frail to fight,
01:04:46We'll hold on to you, till you are all I need.
01:04:52To be my love, be my guide, be my shelter in the night.
01:05:21And through the warm, the days of sleep, this night's so good.
01:05:22I don't know.
01:05:23But I don't know.
01:05:24I don't know.
01:05:25I don't know.
01:05:26I don't know.
01:05:27I don't know.
01:05:28I don't know.
01:05:29I don't know.
01:05:30I don't know.
01:05:31I don't know.
01:05:32I don't know.
01:05:34I think you like to go inside.
01:05:36Okay, going in, boy.
01:05:38Good job.
01:05:40Thanks, I really needed that.
01:05:42Yeah, so did I.
01:05:44Definitely.
01:05:56Look, I...
01:05:58Can I just talk to you?
01:06:00For a second, Dale?
01:06:02About you and me and about...
01:06:04Us and what's happening here and...
01:06:06What about us?
01:06:08I don't know, I just...
01:06:14I think I'm falling in love with you.
01:06:18And I know that scares you and I know that makes you want to run away, but I am not...
01:06:22Going anywhere.
01:06:24Dale.
01:06:26I'm not gonna die on you. I'm not your mother or your father.
01:06:30You are so scared of anything that's real and...
01:06:34And I'm right here.
01:06:38And I just want to know if you feel the same way.
01:06:44You hooked up with one of my best friends, Zach.
01:06:50Wow.
01:06:52Wow, I thought I understood what was going on here, but I guess I was just...
01:06:56I guess I was just totally wrong.
01:07:00I can't believe you're saying that about me.
01:07:02I can't believe you don't trust me.
01:07:08I just want something real.
01:07:10I've been chasing you for two years, Dale.
01:07:12Two years.
01:07:13You know how that feels?
01:07:16But I can't do it anymore, not if you don't feel the same way about me.
01:07:18Some way about me.
01:07:28Goodbye, Dale.
01:07:30I told Zach I want something real.
01:07:42And here I go, screwing up the best chance I'll ever have at something real.
01:07:46What do you think I wished for my birthday?
01:07:48What do you think I wished for my birthday?
01:07:51It starts with Z and ends with Ack.
01:07:56And it turns out, Zach didn't even sleep with Hallie.
01:08:03But even if he had, how could I blame him?
01:08:05I practically pushed him into Hallie's arms.
01:08:08She was right.
01:08:09Maybe I do play the victim sometimes.
01:08:11Everyone's been right about me.
01:08:13You're afraid of a real relationship, Dale.
01:08:15I just put a blind eye to it.
01:08:17I'm scared of getting hurt.
01:08:19Because he's too perfect, I've kept Zach at arm's length.
01:08:23You're so afraid of getting hurt that you end up picking guys that have absolutely no substance.
01:08:28Am I going to live the rest of my life with guys like this?
01:08:32Just to avoid someone real?
01:08:37No!
01:08:38Hell no!
01:08:39I'm ready to change.
01:08:40If I get one more chance, I won't screw it up again.
01:08:46If I just get one more chance.
01:08:48Where you walk with angels, love surround you.
01:08:55You walk with angels, wherever you are.
01:09:02You walk with angels, angels, angels, angels, wherever you are.
01:09:12I'll be right there.
01:09:13I'll be right there.
01:09:14You walk with angels.
01:09:15You walk with angels.
01:09:16I'll be right there.
01:09:17I'll be right there.
01:09:19I'll be right there.
01:09:21I'll be right there.
01:09:22What are you doing here?
01:09:24I wanted to come by and talk.
01:09:27Look, I think we've done enough talking.
01:09:29So I'm really not interested in talking with you.
01:09:31I just wanted to say that I understand that this isn't going to work.
01:09:35You and I, that is.
01:09:38Okay.
01:09:39Okay.
01:09:41Why did you hang out with me?
01:09:46Because I don't want to be rude
01:09:47when you show up to my house unannounced.
01:09:48Like, well, like right now.
01:09:51And you're like a tiger and you throw yourself at me
01:09:55and I know I'm passing the blame right now,
01:09:57but it's the best I can come up with on the fly.
01:10:02Why aren't you with Dale?
01:10:04You're not the typical Hollywood guy
01:10:05and she needs someone real like that.
01:10:08Look, I really don't know what to say to that.
01:10:12And Dale made it pretty clear that she's not interested in me.
01:10:15You guys just have something between you two.
01:10:19I've seen guys come in and out of her life,
01:10:21but I've never seen her be as comfortable and happy
01:10:25as she is when she's with you.
01:10:27Whatever she's going through,
01:10:29please don't give up on her, Zach.
01:10:31Just let her work it out.
01:10:32I'm sorry if I hurt you.
01:10:38I never meant to do that.
01:10:40You did.
01:10:42I hurt myself.
01:10:47I just gotta open my eyes a little wider next time.
01:10:53Can we maybe, um, hang out?
01:10:56Just, like, be friends and stuff?
01:10:57Yeah, I don't see why not.
01:11:00That'd be good.
01:11:02Okay.
01:11:04Good night.
01:11:05Can we hang out right now, maybe?
01:11:07I don't think that would be a very good idea.
01:11:08Just come in.
01:11:08That's not good.
01:11:10Yeah.
01:11:10Yeah.
01:11:17No, no, no, no, no.
01:11:18Because we don't understand.
01:11:19She wants yellow roses, not red.
01:11:21Okay, bye.
01:11:23Hey.
01:11:24Sounds like we got here just in time.
01:11:26How can we help, maid of honor?
01:11:27I am so late.
01:11:28Talk to seven.
01:11:29Okay, okay.
01:11:31I'll be right back.
01:11:33Hello.
01:11:34Hello.
01:11:35Three, two, one.
01:11:38My keys.
01:11:41Three, two, one.
01:11:44And a picture of Drew's mom.
01:11:49I'm going to follow her,
01:11:51make sure she makes it all the way
01:11:52to the elevator
01:11:53and out the front door.
01:12:03Today's the fix-in.
01:12:05No.
01:12:06Yeah.
01:12:07Okay, so the funny thing about pantyhose is
01:12:09there isn't a tag.
01:12:11How do you tell which way is the front?
01:12:13You really can't with these things.
01:12:17Hi.
01:12:17Is there a beautiful bride in here?
01:12:19Oh, look at you.
01:12:20Nice suit.
01:12:20Oh, shut up.
01:12:21You're the one who looks beautiful.
01:12:22It's your day.
01:12:24Gosh.
01:12:25Becca, what the hell are you doing?
01:12:28No, you're not wearing pantyhose.
01:12:30It's hot.
01:12:30Take them off.
01:12:31No.
01:12:32Ridiculous.
01:12:33I'm so sorry.
01:12:34Oh, my God.
01:12:35Where have you been?
01:12:36We just wanted to make sure
01:12:37everything's set up, you know,
01:12:38perfectly at the reception
01:12:39and the dinner,
01:12:39and it's great.
01:12:41Wow.
01:12:42You look amazing.
01:12:44You look like a princess.
01:12:45Yes.
01:12:46Yes.
01:12:46Yes.
01:12:46Yes.
01:12:46Yes.
01:12:46Yes.
01:12:46Yes.
01:12:46Yes.
01:12:48Yes.
01:12:48Yes.
01:12:49Yes.
01:12:50Oh, don't cry.
01:12:57It's just I've dreamed about this day
01:13:00my whole life since my first communion.
01:13:02Is that weird?
01:13:03No, hon.
01:13:04We've all been dreaming about our own weddings.
01:13:07Now that I'm here,
01:13:08it just doesn't feel right.
01:13:11Everything will work out as it should.
01:13:13And the future kind of has a funny way of doing that.
01:13:17We just have to wait and see how it all unfolds.
01:13:27Deep breath.
01:13:27Yes.
01:13:28Take a deep breath.
01:13:29Take a deep breath.
01:13:29Hey.
01:13:36Oh, wait, picture.
01:13:37What?
01:13:37No.
01:13:38No pictures.
01:13:39Okay.
01:13:41Oh, you know you love it.
01:13:43Oh, you like that, huh?
01:13:44What about here?
01:13:44Oh, work it, work it.
01:13:47You better tag me in all these photos.
01:13:48Okay, I like it.
01:13:49What?
01:13:49Oh.
01:13:50Hey.
01:13:51No, seriously, I can't find Drew.
01:13:53I'm sure he's just finishing getting ready.
01:13:57Seven, do you ever think about marriage?
01:13:58Do I ever think about marriage?
01:14:00To who?
01:14:00You?
01:14:01No, never.
01:14:03No.
01:14:04Do you ever think about, you know, having a family?
01:14:07Kids?
01:14:08Yeah, I mean, I don't want to.
01:14:10Do you ever think about marrying a guy?
01:14:12Maybe.
01:14:14If they ever make it legal.
01:14:15Or if I ever move to Canada.
01:14:19Right.
01:14:19What about you, Dale?
01:14:22Do you ever want to get married?
01:14:25Excuse me, Dale?
01:14:27Hi.
01:14:27We're going to close the front door just now.
01:14:29Uh, can I get a picture, please?
01:14:31Uh, sure.
01:14:32Princess Picture Pants here.
01:14:33She loves taking photos.
01:14:34It's their wedding gift.
01:14:36Especially of hot guys.
01:14:38No, I'm just kidding.
01:14:39Uh-huh, uh-huh.
01:14:40I like it.
01:14:40Mm-hmm.
01:14:42Um, are they ready?
01:14:44Uh, I think so.
01:14:45Just give us two seconds.
01:14:47Okay, I'll go get Drew.
01:14:48Now, do one shirtless.
01:14:50Okay.
01:14:52Hey, are we ready?
01:14:53No.
01:14:54What do you mean, no?
01:14:55Well, we're waiting on Drew.
01:14:56Oh, so typical.
01:14:58Drew left no explanation with anyone.
01:15:06I guess he felt he didn't need to, since he never actually asked Joel to marry him in the first place.
01:15:24But as difficult and embarrassing as the day was for Jill, deep down, I don't think she was surprised.
01:15:32You can't push a guy into marriage like that and then expect a happy outcome.
01:15:37Perhaps at one point, Drew did love her.
01:15:41He just forgot why.
01:15:42What now?
01:15:54Do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza?
01:15:56Honey, I think she needs something a little bit stiffer than a pizza.
01:15:59How about a double jack on the rocks, huh?
01:16:00Uh, excuse me, Jill.
01:16:04I just want to let you know that my confessional is open all week long.
01:16:08I'll be there if you need to speak about anything or talk, get things off your mind.
01:16:11And I, um, I don't mean to have to do this.
01:16:15It's kind of required.
01:16:15Uh, this is a crisis prevention helpline if you need to talk to somebody about anything.
01:16:20And this is, uh, poison control.
01:16:23Probably might need that.
01:16:24I don't know.
01:16:25The good news is we have singles night at Tuesdays down in the basement.
01:16:28And we like to dance around.
01:16:29It's a lot of fun.
01:16:30I'm here to the church, but I dance and look.
01:16:33And if anyone has lifestyle changes they might want to reconsider, they can just, oh, come to my office.
01:16:38Thank you, Father.
01:16:39You're welcome.
01:16:40Thank you very much.
01:16:42It's not him.
01:16:43He's gone.
01:16:54Let's go see Mommy and Daddy.
01:16:56Okay.
01:16:59Look, Katie.
01:17:00It's a bride.
01:17:00It's a bride.
01:17:01Come on.
01:17:04I'm going to be a bride one day, too.
01:17:06This is what my dress is going to look like.
01:17:08Like it?
01:17:09Yes.
01:17:09Very pretty.
01:17:10Thanks.
01:17:11Today's my first communion.
01:17:13Hey, my bale's the same as yours.
01:17:16Oh, you're right.
01:17:17It is.
01:17:18You're very pretty.
01:17:22Are you the boy?
01:17:26Yes.
01:17:27You don't look as pretty as the bride.
01:17:29Bye.
01:17:30Bye.
01:17:31Story of my life.
01:17:33Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:17:40If you give us a ride, I'll make it worth your while.
01:17:42Listen, Dale, I'm too tired to drive.
01:17:44Will you drive my car home?
01:17:46Seven.
01:17:50Okay.
01:17:54Boys.
01:17:56Dale!
01:17:57Catch.
01:18:20Hey.
01:18:22Hey.
01:18:22Hey.
01:18:22No more douchebag boyfriends.
01:18:28Send me relationships and keeping people at an emotional arms length.
01:18:34I just wanted to say...
01:18:36No, wait.
01:18:36With everything...
01:18:37Sure, I'm putting myself at risk again.
01:18:47But I'm finally ready to face an uncertain but promising future.
01:18:52Where you walk with angels
01:18:58That all surround you
01:19:01You walk with angels
01:19:04Wherever you are
01:19:08You walk with angels
01:19:11Angels
01:19:12Angels
01:19:14Wherever you are
01:19:18Love is alive
01:19:24Alive like a newborn child
01:19:28Love is a war
01:19:31Broken and running wild
01:19:35Love is a fool
01:19:37And a stealing of hearts tonight
01:19:44You walk with angels
01:19:46You walk with angels
01:20:00You walk with angels
01:20:02With angels
01:20:03Angels
01:20:04Angels
01:20:05Wherever you are
01:20:09You walk with angels
01:20:15You walk with angels
01:20:16With angels
01:20:17Angels
01:20:18Angels
01:20:19Wherever you are
01:20:23Wherever you are
01:20:29You walk with angels
01:20:57Your love is a candle that I'll need forever
01:21:03It burns me to you
01:21:05Your love is what I'm
01:21:10Carries me stronger
01:21:12Pulling me through
01:21:14All that I needed to find
01:21:19It always been right by my side
01:21:24The first time I saw you
01:21:29Something slowed down in the world
01:21:33Not all round stars will make believe
01:21:38But you rock me wherever you are
01:21:42I fell in love with a start
01:21:47Your love is a candle
01:21:53That takes all my troubles
01:21:56And makes them look small
01:21:58Your love is like God to me
01:22:03One perfect remedy
01:22:05Made for my soul
01:22:08Nothing can keep me awake
01:22:12Straight to you is the one step I'll take
01:22:17The first time I saw you
01:22:22Talked this slow down the world
01:22:26Thought all round stars will make believe
01:22:31But you rocked me wherever you are
01:22:35My eyes have seen
01:22:38My eyes have seen
01:22:38The love I believe
01:22:40And has always been right by my side
01:22:44I was stuck in the middle
01:22:47I was stuck in the middle
01:22:47I was slowly single
01:22:49I was slowly single
01:22:50We'll be one if you hold me tonight
01:22:53Oh, the first time I saw you
01:22:58Oh, the first time I saw you
01:23:00Something slowed down in the world
01:23:04Thought all round stars will make believe
01:23:09But you rocked me wherever you rock me wherever
01:23:14You rocked me wherever
01:23:16You rocked me wherever you are
01:23:20Something slowed down in the world
01:23:22But all round stars will make believe
01:23:24But you rocked me wherever you are
01:23:28But you rocked me wherever you are
01:23:32Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:36Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:38Rocked me wherever you are
01:23:42I fell in love
01:23:46With a star
01:23:50Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:00Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:02Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:04Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:06Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:08Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:10Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:12Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:14Rocked me wherever you are
01:24:16Rocked me wherever you are
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