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A traveling art saleswoman tries to shake off a flaky motel manager who falls for her and won't leave her alone.
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00:18:53Uh, yeah.
00:18:54I did it with your wife.
00:18:56Earlier.
00:19:06Hey, Dad.
00:19:07Oh.
00:19:09Come back and see you sometime.
00:19:10Mm-hmm.
00:19:11Yeah.
00:19:11Well, you know, it all depends on work.
00:19:23What was that all about?
00:19:37She sells motel paintings.
00:19:39Mom, peace out at 118.
00:19:51Well, I've never been to Spain.
00:19:59But I kind of like the music.
00:20:04See, the ladies are insane there.
00:20:07And they sure know how to use it.
00:20:15They don't abuse it.
00:20:19Never gonna lose it.
00:20:21Thank you for calling last minute.
00:20:23I'd like to book on.
00:20:24Your call is important to us.
00:20:25Fuck!
00:20:31Please continue.
00:20:33Your call will be answered in the order in which it was received.
00:20:35Oh, Mike.
00:20:36That would never be.
00:20:38No.
00:20:39I'm gonna do it.
00:20:39Hello, last minute rights.
00:20:41How may I assist you?
00:20:43Ty.
00:20:44Yeah.
00:20:44I'd like to book a one-way cash ticket for as fast as possible from Phoenix to Baltimore.
00:20:50Got it?
00:20:50Let's be real and let it feel so good.
00:20:55Oh, it feels so good.
00:20:57Well, I've never been to heaven.
00:21:02But I've been to Oklahoma.
00:21:07Oh, they tell me I was born there.
00:21:12But I really don't remember.
00:21:15In Oklahoma, not Arizona, what does it matter?
00:21:26What does it matter?
00:21:32Mm-hmm.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:38Hi.
00:21:38Hi.
00:21:39I'm here to see Sue Kloss.
00:21:40Mm-hmm.
00:21:41Is she expecting you?
00:21:42Um, yeah.
00:21:42I left a couple messages.
00:21:43Messages regarding...
00:21:46Regarding Sue.
00:21:47Telling her I was in town.
00:21:49I'm an old friend.
00:21:50I see.
00:21:52Okay.
00:22:00Sue!
00:22:01Hi!
00:22:05What are you doing here?
00:22:06I was wondering if we could talk.
00:22:09Why are you here?
00:22:10I called twice.
00:22:12Did you get the messages?
00:22:13You know what?
00:22:15You guys, I'm sorry.
00:22:16Why don't you go on ahead?
00:22:17Are you sure, Sue?
00:22:18Yeah.
00:22:19No, good.
00:22:19Go.
00:22:20Good.
00:22:23Hi.
00:22:27Can I talk to you for a second?
00:22:28Yeah.
00:22:31This is completely inappropriate.
00:22:33Um...
00:22:34This is like a violation.
00:22:36I wasn't trying to violate you.
00:22:37No, you did.
00:22:37You did.
00:22:38You are.
00:22:39You are violating my personal space.
00:22:41You are violating my personal life.
00:22:43I can't do this.
00:22:44I have to be somewhere.
00:22:44I'm late.
00:22:46It's five o'clock.
00:22:47What could you be late for?
00:22:48I have an event.
00:22:49You have an event?
00:22:51What kind of an event?
00:22:53I'm not gonna tell you.
00:22:54Can I come?
00:22:56Let's go.
00:23:21Here. Come on, you need it.
00:23:36You do this every week?
00:23:39Yeah.
00:23:41You're really good.
00:23:47You can't stay, Mike.
00:23:48Why not?
00:23:50Because it's insane.
00:23:52I let you touch my butt, and then you fly all the way across the country.
00:23:56Well, it was much more than a butt touch.
00:24:02Still, you can't stay.
00:24:04I got a lot I gotta do.
00:24:06Well, how much stuff can you do in one night?
00:24:08A lot.
00:24:09Like what?
00:24:11Do you go out with friends, or...?
00:24:16Do you see that girl over there?
00:24:18She works for Burger King.
00:24:20She gives me vouchers every week, and I pass them out.
00:24:24That's what I do.
00:24:32Hey.
00:24:33I just want to let you know, if you want me to leave tomorrow, I will. I promise.
00:24:40I'll let you know.
00:24:41I'll let you know.
00:24:42I'll let you know.
00:24:43I'll let you know.
00:24:43Hey, guys.
00:24:46Sue's here.
00:24:48Okay.
00:24:49Whopper.
00:24:52Whopper.
00:24:53Whopper.
00:24:54Whopper.
00:24:56Whopper.
00:24:56Okay.
00:24:57Chicken tenders.
00:24:59Chicken tender.
00:25:01Careful.
00:25:02Easy, easy, easy.
00:25:03There you go, chicken tender.
00:25:05Okay, uh, BK Veggie Burger.
00:25:10Fuck that, Sue.
00:25:11Come on, it's supposed to be delicious.
00:25:12I don't think so.
00:25:13Come on, guys.
00:25:14It's got soy in it.
00:25:15It's really, it's really good.
00:25:17Fine.
00:25:18I'll take one.
00:25:19All right.
00:25:20Hey, who wants a Powerade?
00:25:21I do, I do, I do.
00:25:22All right.
00:25:23You got one there, buddy?
00:25:24Oh, this is nice.
00:25:25Thanks.
00:25:26I've been here two years.
00:25:40Compact fluorescence.
00:25:42Uh-oh.
00:25:43Bummer.
00:25:44Nice.
00:25:48So I think I'm gonna, uh, go to sleep.
00:25:50Do you want me to touch your butt first?
00:25:53No.
00:25:56I only do that when I'm traveling.
00:26:00Right.
00:26:04So do you, uh, are you alone here in Maryland?
00:26:07Or do you have relatives around, or?
00:26:09My mom is over in Laurel.
00:26:11That, her name's Mary.
00:26:14What does she do?
00:26:15She sells insurance to deaf people.
00:26:18Huh.
00:26:20Nice sweatsuit.
00:26:21Hmm.
00:26:26I don't, you know, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I think we probably shouldn't sleep in the same bed.
00:26:33That's a good call.
00:26:51That's a good one.
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:53That's a good one.
00:26:54Oh, my God.
00:26:57Okay, great.
00:26:58Okay, good one.
00:27:01Well done.
00:27:02Oh.
00:27:03It's cool.
00:27:04Oh.
00:27:05Oh.
00:27:06Oh.
00:27:07Oh.
00:27:08Oh, man.
00:27:09Oh.
00:27:10Oh.
00:27:12Oh.
00:27:13Oh, man.
00:27:14Oh.
00:27:15Oh.
00:27:46So is your return ticket all set?
00:27:51I actually don't have one.
00:27:53You don't have a return ticket?
00:27:55No, I bought a one-way.
00:27:57Why?
00:27:58That's completely unacceptable, Mike.
00:28:00I know.
00:28:01You need to buy one.
00:28:03I know, I'm sorry.
00:28:04I didn't have enough money.
00:28:06What?
00:28:07I only had enough for a one-way.
00:28:09And I thought, I thought, I'm just going to go for it.
00:28:14With me?
00:28:14Yes.
00:28:16It was a far-flung notion.
00:28:18It was a fucking stupid notion.
00:28:20I guess.
00:28:21I'll lend you the money.
00:28:22No, you don't have to do that.
00:28:24Well, I'm going to.
00:28:24Okay, hey, would you first consider taking the morning off from work?
00:28:29No.
00:28:30We could hang out, and then I'll leave.
00:28:32If I don't, you can mace me.
00:28:35You're insane.
00:28:36We'd go to the zoo.
00:28:38That'd be fun.
00:28:39Mike, zoos suck.
00:28:41Okay, then we'll do something else.
00:28:42Come on, Sue, take the day off from work.
00:28:45You look like you could use it.
00:28:48I do?
00:28:51Hey.
00:28:52Hey.
00:28:59Fuckin' bump something!
00:29:01Fuckin' bump those people!
00:29:03Come on, break, break, break.
00:29:05Not too hard, okay?
00:29:07All right.
00:29:09Oh, man.
00:29:16You shouldn't smoke.
00:29:18I'm done. Forever. I'm serious.
00:29:20No, you don't. Hey, you don't have to do that.
00:29:23I know, but I am. I'm done.
00:29:26It's time.
00:29:28Let me see if I understand something.
00:29:31Do you think that you like me, Mike?
00:29:33Yes.
00:29:35Why?
00:29:37Because you have style.
00:29:39No, I don't.
00:29:40Yeah, you do.
00:29:40No, no, I don't.
00:29:42Yeah.
00:29:43You give away 30% of your income.
00:29:47You would, too, if you made more.
00:29:50No, I wouldn't.
00:29:52You're also incredibly sweet.
00:29:58Well, beneath.
00:30:03Beneath what?
00:30:06Beneath the part of you that's not.
00:30:09I'll pay you back with a ticket.
00:30:23Don't worry about it.
00:30:27So, will I ever see you again?
00:30:31That wouldn't be good for you, Mike.
00:30:32I'm not good with people.
00:30:33No, no, that's not true.
00:30:34Yeah, no, it is.
00:30:36No, it's not.
00:30:37What about those homeless guys?
00:30:39They love you.
00:30:42What about the soccer gals?
00:30:47What about me?
00:30:48Okay, buddy, all aboard.
00:31:12Better get on the bus.
00:31:13Thanks, guys.
00:31:14Thanks, guys.
00:31:16Thanks, guys.
00:32:17Anyway, I'll talk to you later.
00:32:19I hope. Bye.
00:32:20See you.
00:32:20Bye.
00:32:24Bye.
00:32:26Bye.
00:32:29Bye.
00:32:33Bye.
00:32:37brought back from the walls we thought we lost you we thought we lost you we thought we lost you
00:32:54welcome back
00:33:04i thought you were going to quit smoking
00:33:15i just did
00:33:20what are you doing here work
00:33:26hey did you get my haiku the elongated one
00:33:30yeah it was nice
00:33:40so you're just uh passing through yeah fly out from phoenix
00:33:47okay i'll take that oh thank you so this must be a really you know good region for corporate art sales
00:33:54yes it is good hey i'm supposed to go to this yoga class thing later
00:34:04would you like to come with me
00:34:19do you have a boyfriend soon no did you recently
00:34:35yes what was his name jango
00:34:43as an ex-punk ex like a ex-punk
00:34:46ex-rock punk
00:34:48we broke up when he moved away why did he leave to open the pacific northwest branch of his organic
00:34:56yogurt company he's the president thank you
00:35:03thanks so how's your job these days it's okay but it's not your fantasy job
00:35:10i don't really do fantasy mike if you could close your eyes and pick anything what would it be
00:35:15uh but you gotta close your eyes otherwise it's not gonna work oh okay okay
00:35:25to run a full service state-of-the-art soup kitchen wow multiple housing units upstairs
00:35:32recreational facilities in the basement job outreach been that basketball really good suit always
00:35:40excellent suit first and foremost what about kids you want to have kids
00:35:48you know what was really great about that yoga class
00:35:52was the breathing stuff
00:35:55i don't do that breathe there are days where i have to instruct my heart to request additional air
00:36:04and i have to tell myself breathe sue just keep breathing
00:36:17yes i want kids were you not sure when i asked
00:36:24i just don't think i've ever really been asked that way
00:36:28can i ask one more question and i'm done i swear
00:36:40will you come visit my mom with me on the way home she's sick and i i promised i'd stop by
00:36:49here these are for you there's a flower show downtown that's nice of you
00:36:54okay um hey ma uh sue flew in from baltimore just this morning what do you do sue i sell corporate
00:37:04decorative art
00:37:07i've met you before yeah you know she stayed at the motel ma that's how we met and where are you from
00:37:13originally uh i'm from columbia maryland do you come from a good family uh no not really is there
00:37:23something specifically wrong with your family uh well my father lives on an ashram in northern california
00:37:32pretty much sums up everything about him he once forgot to pick me up from gymnastics
00:37:39for an entire night it's quite a lot of somersaults
00:37:42yeah i didn't care i didn't i would really just explains more about him than um it does me
00:37:54could you hand me those pills mike which ones the ones on the left there
00:37:59can i talk to my son in private for a moment yeah did i say something wrong not at all
00:38:14i'll just be a moment okay
00:38:27i like her really she's a bit of a long shot but she's logical
00:38:35in an emotionally annihilated kind of way but that's okay underneath there's a heart of
00:38:45gold no i wouldn't say gold maybe made of leather but it works out
00:38:55should be good for you when i'm gone needless to say what would make me happy is
00:39:00for you to find something for yourself before my checkout time just so i know it's not
00:39:07you and your father alone here walking around like robots my dad's not a robot he is
00:39:13but i was mostly talking about you unless you find a way out of what of whatever it is you're stuck in
00:39:29get it from your father he came back from the war stuck
00:39:35i've been talking about joining a gym ever since
00:39:38it never has never has but that doesn't have to be you
00:39:55you okay yeah are you yeah
00:39:59she liked you no she didn't yeah she did she told me
00:40:23took you so long
00:40:24i don't know
00:40:28dad uh do you remember sue
00:40:34there's a toilet overflow in 110
00:40:37okay got to get home to your mom
00:40:54you're really leaving
00:41:03i have to you can't do
00:41:20one more night just
00:41:21i have meetings this afternoon in seattle blow them off and just stay for a while
00:41:26it's my job i know but you know you could get a job around a year
00:41:31where such one house
00:41:34no i'm just saying that you know
00:41:36mike
00:41:40i don't know how to say this
00:41:41this isn't gonna work
00:41:47i mean i'll stop by when i pass through
00:41:50come on what do you mean
00:41:52i can't move from baltimore to live in a corner double room of your parents motel
00:42:00i don't know how to say this is
00:42:13i'll stay in better touch this time
00:42:17this time
00:42:28yeah whatever you say
00:42:30it's
00:42:41you
00:42:43you
00:42:44So this is where she wanted?
00:42:58Well, this used to be all scrub.
00:43:02She'd be cringing right now if she knew they were building here.
00:43:07But...
00:43:08I promised her I'd do it.
00:43:14Yeah, it's still nice.
00:43:21I meant to give this to you earlier.
00:43:24It's your mom's favorite piece of jewelry.
00:43:27As you know, she was a necklace woman.
00:43:30She thought she should have it.
00:43:32Don't know why I wouldn't want you to start wearing it,
00:43:34but maybe you can find some use for it.
00:43:38Something.
00:43:39Thanks, Dad.
00:43:40Also, I had some guy call me.
00:43:42I went to buy the motel.
00:43:47You going to do it?
00:43:48I doubt it.
00:43:50May as well keep running it.
00:43:52But you can do what you want, Mike.
00:43:54You know, if you want to leave.
00:43:56I want to do it.
00:43:57I want to do it.
00:43:57I know.
00:43:58I want to take it.
00:43:59I want to do it.
00:44:00My God.
00:45:31What? I'm not.
00:45:33How long you been in the pwn business?
00:45:35The porn business?
00:45:36No, the pwn business.
00:45:37Goddammit, how long you been in the pwn business?
00:45:40Oh, no, I'm never.
00:45:42I'm not in that.
00:45:43No, no, exactly.
00:45:44So when somebody says they ain't gonna start crying, that's sure as shit sign that they're just about to start blood burning like a calf.
00:45:57Oh, you see what I mean?
00:45:59Just how much for the necklace?
00:46:06I'll give you $300.
00:46:10Okay.
00:46:10Okay.
00:46:17Oh.
00:46:18Hi.
00:46:19Hi.
00:46:20I'm here to see Sue, please.
00:46:22Sue no longer works here.
00:46:24I'm sorry?
00:46:26She moved to Washington.
00:46:28D.C.?
00:46:29State.
00:46:30Her own boyfriend convinced her to move out to Aberdeen.
00:46:34Showed up here with flowers, first class plane tickets.
00:46:36It was very officer and a gentleman.
00:46:38When we hit the numbers we broke
00:46:41Broken and changed, unchanged as we spoke
00:46:46We knew that we would always be down
00:46:51Hitting the numbers when we were
00:46:56And somebody beside you
00:47:01Slipped your head inside the crowd
00:47:03A princess of the poppers
00:47:08And all the old showstoppers
00:47:11Till this moment's still unknown
00:47:13Number eight?
00:47:39Eight.
00:47:42I don't know, huh?
00:47:44No, I...
00:47:46Dude, I'm just messing with you.
00:47:49You're new in town, right?
00:47:50Oh, yeah.
00:47:54You looking for a job?
00:47:57Yeah.
00:47:59You, uh...
00:48:03You wanna work here?
00:48:06Seriously?
00:48:07Why the fuck wouldn't I be serious?
00:48:10Al.
00:48:12Hi, Mike.
00:48:13Mike, it is nice to meet you, Mike.
00:48:14Yeah, you too.
00:48:15Dude, you stink.
00:48:16I do?
00:48:17Big time.
00:48:18You can't work here if you stink.
00:48:20It's my parents' place in their old school,
00:48:22and they really hate stinky people.
00:48:23Okay.
00:48:24Yeah, so, like, go home, take a shower,
00:48:27please, come back, and I will get you the job.
00:48:31I don't even have a home.
00:48:34Really?
00:48:36All right, he also needs a place to live,
00:48:38so I was thinking that maybe we could, you know,
00:48:40let him stay in the basement
00:48:41and deduct some rent from his pay.
00:48:43Great.
00:48:53Yeah.
00:48:56He thanks a lot for helping me out.
00:48:57It really means a lot.
00:48:59Dude, no problem, man.
00:49:01You know, I've been trying to get my folks to hire someone American anyway
00:49:04because we catch less bigot bullshit that way.
00:49:06Plus, I freaking hate work in the mornings.
00:49:08Why?
00:49:09Because I smoke a lot of pot.
00:49:10I don't like sleeping in.
00:49:12That's cool.
00:49:13So, why'd you come to Aberdeen, Mike?
00:49:15Um, this girl that I'm in love with,
00:49:18uh, she moved here to be with her ex-boyfriend.
00:49:21Aw, that sucks, man.
00:49:24Yeah.
00:49:25Yeah, especially considering the guy's a punk.
00:49:30Like a punk punk?
00:49:31Uh, ex-punk.
00:49:32Think he's older now.
00:49:36Does he train dogs?
00:49:37I don't know.
00:49:38Is his name, like, Jango?
00:49:42Jango?
00:49:43Yeah, I think it is.
00:49:44I have totally heard of this dude, Mike.
00:49:46Is he a punk?
00:49:47Nah, he's an ex-punk!
00:49:50So, the thing with this guy is, right,
00:49:51he's also like a yogurt magnate, okay?
00:49:53Totally huge in the yogurt business.
00:49:55This guy's like a yogurt fucking mogul.
00:49:57You see those kennels over there?
00:49:59That's where he keeps the dogs.
00:50:01God damn it!
00:50:03What?
00:50:04This guy...
00:50:05This guy's like a total stud.
00:50:07What do you mean?
00:50:08I'm not a sexual superman.
00:50:11This guy...
00:50:12I mean...
00:50:13No, dude, you're probably fine.
00:50:15You're just saying that.
00:50:16Yeah, that's true, but what do you want me to say?
00:50:18That you're right?
00:50:19No, but...
00:50:20Okay, look, look, no.
00:50:21Chicks these days, they don't want sexual supermen.
00:50:23Okay?
00:50:24They want hard workers, you know?
00:50:25Guys who hustle.
00:50:26And, I mean, you look like a hustler, Mike.
00:50:28I mean, you came all the way out to Aberdeen, dude,
00:50:31and that's gotta count for something, right?
00:50:33Yeah.
00:50:34Yeah.
00:50:35This guy's got shrubbery shaped like pit bulls.
00:50:38Okay.
00:50:39Come.
00:50:40I think we're all over here.
00:50:41Okay.
00:50:42Wait.
00:50:43Oh!
00:51:13Dude, I think I got an idea for how you can get your girl back.
00:51:20Really?
00:51:21See that dude sitting over there?
00:51:23He runs a flight school in Olympia.
00:51:26You should talk to him, Mike.
00:51:34Okay, Mike!
00:51:35What I need now is for you to free your mind!
00:51:38So let's have a spiritually fulfilling religious fucking moment!
00:51:43I'm pretty sure I can do it, Stan!
00:51:46That's the Mike that I've come to know over the last eight hours!
00:51:49That's the Mike!
00:51:53Come on now!
00:52:04Three, two, one!
00:52:06Hey, watch this!
00:52:07Feel that make it!
00:52:08No!
00:52:09Yeah!
00:52:12I feel like make it love.
00:52:14Yeah!
00:52:15I feel like make it love.
00:52:19You're on your own!
00:52:20I feel like make it love.
00:52:21Yeah!
00:52:22I feel like make it love.
00:52:23Feel like making love
00:52:25Love, love, love, love
00:52:28Feel like making love to you
00:52:34Nooo!
00:52:36Whoo!
00:52:38Nooo!
00:52:40Oof!
00:52:47Nooo!
00:52:49Jesus!
00:52:52Oh, my God!
00:52:53Django!
00:52:54Django!
00:52:55Django!
00:52:56Oh, my God!
00:52:58Who is that?
00:52:59Dale!
00:53:00It's me!
00:53:01Mike!
00:53:02Mike?
00:53:03Dale!
00:53:04What are you doing?
00:53:06Mike, come here!
00:53:07Mike!
00:53:08Ow!
00:53:09Draco!
00:53:10What the fuck's going on?
00:53:12Come here!
00:53:13Come here!
00:53:14Come here!
00:53:15Draco!
00:53:16Stop it!
00:53:17Come here to me!
00:53:18Follow the noise!
00:53:19Right here!
00:53:20Stop it!
00:53:21Come on!
00:53:22There you go!
00:53:23Here I am!
00:53:24I catch you!
00:53:25I catch you!
00:53:26What?
00:53:27Oh, my God!
00:53:28Are you okay?
00:53:29Back away!
00:53:30Sue!
00:53:31Django, would you give me the gun?
00:53:32Give me the damn gun!
00:53:33You think I'm dying?
00:53:34Just BBs!
00:53:35No, I mean, I really think I'm dying!
00:53:37Oh, my God!
00:53:38We're back, Sue!
00:53:39Clear!
00:53:40Django!
00:53:41What are you doing?
00:53:42CPR!
00:53:43Oh, my God!
00:53:44I'm calling an ambulance!
00:53:45Okay!
00:53:46Help!
00:53:47Well, that just looks like you're kissing him, Django!
00:53:48No!
00:54:03Hi.
00:54:04Hi.
00:54:05Where am I?
00:54:06The Aberdeen Medical Center.
00:54:08Did, uh...
00:54:09Did...
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11Django shot you.
00:54:12Which caused you to go into shock.
00:54:14Mike, why?
00:54:15Why did you come out here?
00:54:18Because I love you.
00:54:19Do I have BB holes in my neck?
00:54:20Yeah.
00:54:21It hurt!
00:54:22I can imagine.
00:54:23Oh!
00:54:24I thought it was over with that guy.
00:54:25I'm not gonna be that guy.
00:54:26It hurt.
00:54:27It hurt!
00:54:40I can imagine.
00:54:41I thought it was over with that guy.
00:54:44It hurt.
00:54:45I thought it was over with that guy.
00:54:49That's good to me, Mike.
00:54:51He put me in charge of his company's non-profit yogurt fund,
00:54:54which allows me to do a lot of good things for a lot of people.
00:54:57He also feels horrible about shooting you,
00:55:00and he would like to have you over for dinner.
00:55:03Oh, that's nice.
00:55:08Hey, so who's this guy?
00:55:10That is me and Joe Strummer
00:55:15in the summer of 79 at the 100 Club in London.
00:55:19Who's Joe Strummer?
00:55:21Joe Strummer most likely made love to your mother, Al,
00:55:24and then wrote a song about it.
00:55:26Here's the two of us throwing up together at CBGB's.
00:55:29Hey, who's that?
00:55:32Ah, it's me and Ed McMahon.
00:55:35Ed McWildman.
00:55:37No, he's a true punk.
00:55:40Basically, for me, dog work is a thrill,
00:55:44an adrenaline rush, if you will,
00:55:46that's otherwise hard for me to replicate
00:55:48in the world of yogurt.
00:55:50Especially now that you're not a punk.
00:55:52Well, I'll always be a punk in here, Al, make no mistake,
00:55:56but there's less need for me to call myself a punk
00:55:59in a world when the very notion of punkdom
00:56:02has been commodified for the mass market.
00:56:06Okay.
00:56:07How do you like your marsala?
00:56:09It's really good.
00:56:10Yeah?
00:56:11Oh, you're not gonna eat any?
00:56:13No, I liquefied it.
00:56:15Listen, I would just like to formally and quite sincerely
00:56:19apologize to you for the BB gun incident.
00:56:22I lost my cool.
00:56:24I was scared for Sue.
00:56:26I was scared for the dog,
00:56:27scared for the general well-being of the pool.
00:56:30So I just want to say that I'm sorry, my friend, I blundered.
00:56:39Yeah, sorry.
00:56:40Yeah, so now that's behind us.
00:56:43And Sue tells me that you're a painter.
00:56:47Yeah, very, very talented painter.
00:56:51Oh, when did you have the opportunity to become acquainted with his work, Sue?
00:56:56Uh, that was, it was my last business trip for, uh, corporate bliss.
00:57:01Mm.
00:57:02And you saw her and thought, great opportunity to promote my art, or you thought, beautiful
00:57:11woman?
00:57:12Mm.
00:57:13The first part, the art one.
00:57:17Yeah.
00:57:18Now, and so you're the guy who, uh, paints foxes and hounds for corporate art?
00:57:23Yeah.
00:57:24Okay, cause I got something to say about that.
00:57:26You take a Rottweiler, what, no, let's say a Malinois chasing a fox.
00:57:32You got a seriously new dynamic on your hands.
00:57:35Because a Malinois on a fox's ass, that'd be a trip.
00:57:40Because a Malinois is gonna turn that little fox into fox meat inside of 23 seconds.
00:57:47You know what I'm saying?
00:57:48So I'd just like to lobby for that a little bit.
00:57:50Okay.
00:57:51That was really great, Chicken Jangle.
00:57:53I love that fucking Chicken Jangle.
00:57:55Oh, hey, you had better chicken than that.
00:57:57You'd have to be a rooster.
00:58:03Hey, speaking of, who's up for some dessert?
00:58:06Oh.
00:58:07Got a new flavor I wanna try out on you guys.
00:58:09Henry Rollins' chicken wing crunch.
00:58:15Oh, hey, Sue.
00:58:16Mike and I are gonna go to the cowboy club after this, and if you wanna join us, you know, they got really great dancing.
00:58:22I'll think about it.
00:58:24What I'm trying to say is that China is not only gonna kick America's economic butt, but it's gonna invade your whole country.
00:58:37I am talking about you guys getting like a whole new flag and whatnot.
00:58:41You need to reorient the way you think about the Asians, Mike, because we will blow your mind with our uniqueness and inner beauty.
00:58:48You think she's hot?
00:58:50Yeah.
00:58:51Yeah.
00:58:52Georgia.
00:58:53Hi, guys.
00:58:54Yes!
00:58:55Sue.
00:58:56Hi.
00:58:57Hi, Mike.
00:59:01You didn't bring Jango, did you?
00:59:03No, no.
00:59:04He got kind of drunk, so I just told him that I had an errand.
00:59:08Hey, you wanna dance with us, Sue?
00:59:09No.
00:59:10Come on, I know you gotta move.
00:59:11I don't have a move.
00:59:12Everybody's gotta move, Sue.
00:59:13Mike, show your move.
00:59:14I don't have a move.
00:59:15Sue, don't you think Mike's got moves?
00:59:16I bet you have a move.
00:59:17Come on, let's bust a move.
00:59:18Come on.
00:59:19Come on.
00:59:20Sue, don't you think Mike's got moves?
00:59:21I bet you have a move.
00:59:23Come on, let's bust a move.
00:59:25Come on.
00:59:26Come on.
00:59:27I put on lipstick, paint, and powder.
00:59:32When I do, it's all you see.
00:59:38Giving someone what they wanted.
00:59:43Wasn't all I thought it'd be.
00:59:50Don't make it better, make it over.
00:59:56Make it new or make it done.
01:00:01I guess I'll be alright without you.
01:00:06The world looks better when you're gone.
01:00:10Just be walkin' out the back door.
01:00:15Hey, did you hear?
01:00:17Yeah, Aberdeen is building the biggest biodiesel fuel plant in the country.
01:00:21Whatever you say, Mike.
01:00:23No, we should find a way to get in on that.
01:00:25Yeah.
01:00:32Hey, Django.
01:00:33You know why I'll always be a punk?
01:00:36Matt.
01:00:37Mike?
01:00:38Mike.
01:00:39Because I take very little shit.
01:00:47I'm watching you, Matt.
01:00:50You stay away from her.
01:00:55Christ, Mike.
01:00:56Mike, Mike, you alright?
01:00:58I'll get him back, alright?
01:01:00Yeah, man.
01:01:01Yeah, man.
01:01:02He's a scumbag.
01:01:03He's gonna regret that.
01:01:09So you sure you wanna do this?
01:01:10Look, don't come if you don't want.
01:01:11Dude, I'm with you.
01:01:12Okay.
01:01:13Let's do it.
01:01:14Let's go.
01:01:15Let's go.
01:01:16Let's go.
01:01:17I'm with you.
01:01:18I'm with you.
01:01:19Okay.
01:01:20Let's do it.
01:01:21Let's go.
01:01:22Let's go.
01:01:23Let's go.
01:01:24Let's go.
01:01:25Let's go.
01:01:26Bye.
01:01:27Whoo-hoo!
01:01:28Bye.
01:01:29Bye.
01:01:39Bye,
01:01:41Bye, baby.
01:01:48Baby, when I think about you, I think about love.
01:01:58Darling, don't live without you and your love.
01:02:05If I had those golden dreams of my yesterday, I would wrap you in the heavens till I'm died all the way.
01:02:27Feel like making love, I feel like making love, I feel like making love to you.
01:02:57Do that was awesome.
01:02:59Just do that.
01:03:01Just do that.
01:03:03Go, go, go.
01:03:05Just go, go, go.
01:03:07Wait, wait, go. Go, go, go, go, go, go.
01:03:09Go, go, go, go, go.
01:03:11I love you, Sue.
01:03:13Eat that dog, man.
01:03:15You suck.
01:03:27You're half a window car.
01:03:29Okay.
01:03:31We need to talk, Mike.
01:03:33I know.
01:03:35You're half a window car.
01:03:37Okay.
01:03:39We need to talk, Mike.
01:03:43I know.
01:03:45You're half a window car.
01:03:47You're half a window car.
01:03:49Okay.
01:03:51We need to talk, Mike.
01:03:55I know.
01:03:57I've been leaving you messages.
01:03:59I mean, did...
01:04:01Did you tell them about us?
01:04:03That we...
01:04:05Yes.
01:04:07Why?
01:04:11Because I'm marrying him.
01:04:13What?
01:04:15Which I need you to accept.
01:04:17Why?
01:04:19Because I'm at a point in my life where there are certain things that I need.
01:04:25Like what?
01:04:26Like a certain kind of love.
01:04:28What kind?
01:04:29The kind that is not like an unguided missile.
01:04:34You can't just stalk people around the country.
01:04:38You can't parachute into people's pools,
01:04:41knock on people's motel rooms just because you're feeling lonely.
01:04:46Life isn't like that.
01:04:48For you to...
01:04:50To be with someone.
01:04:52It's...
01:04:53It's not all about what you need.
01:04:55It's gotta be more selfless than that, Mike.
01:04:58It's got to be more selfless than that.
01:05:00Oh, like...
01:05:01Like...
01:05:02Save everyone else in the world except yourself?
01:05:05I don't...
01:05:06That's not what I do.
01:05:07Yes, it is.
01:05:08No, it's not.
01:05:09Yes, it is!
01:05:10You're so busy being selfless that you end up treating yourself like shit!
01:05:16Is that really what you think of me?
01:05:18I'm just...
01:05:20I'm just saying I know what you need.
01:05:23What?
01:05:24Which is what?
01:05:25To take care of yourself a little.
01:05:27So that the people who love you don't feel like they're annoying you.
01:05:34Sue, Sue, just...
01:05:37Marry me.
01:05:38Hey, just let the world go screw itself for a half second.
01:05:43And just see what happens and maybe it'll be okay.
01:05:46Why?
01:05:51I'm getting married on Saturday.
01:05:53Why?
01:05:57Because I'm pregnant.
01:06:03And I'm gonna have it and...
01:06:07It's what I want.
01:06:13You're having a child?
01:06:16No.
01:06:19Could...
01:06:21Could it be mine?
01:06:22No.
01:06:31Which is why I'm getting married.
01:06:37Mike, I can't afford to be selfish on this one.
01:06:42I just have to be with somebody who knows what they're doing with their life.
01:06:47Sorry.
01:06:52The sweet just doesn't cut it.
01:07:05Can you leave now, please?
01:07:10Just leave, okay?
01:07:12Get out of my basement, Sue.
01:07:17Susan, get...
01:07:19I'm serious!
01:07:20Get the fuck out of my basement right now!
01:07:41I just want to go through the night.
01:07:42I just want to go...
01:07:44I'm not saying it.
01:08:15I wish I had that dickwad's BB gun right now.
01:08:29Are they going on a honeymoon?
01:08:30I don't know.
01:08:33Yeah, they'll probably wait until yogurt season's over.
01:08:45You're going to be all right.
01:08:48Yeah, yeah.
01:08:52I just want to say, Al, you're the best friend I ever had.
01:09:02Ditto.
01:09:02What a douchebag, huh?
01:09:18You know, it's enough to make you want to be a Buddhist monk.
01:09:22My people are really good at that stuff.
01:09:23Yeah.
01:09:31Oh, dude, don't get carried away.
01:09:34Oh, come on.
01:09:39Oh, sure.
01:09:41Yes.
01:09:42And I won't be satisfied till there's nothing left that I haven't tried.
01:09:49For some people it's an easy choice, but for me there's a devil and an angel's voice.
01:09:56Well, I don't know what I am looking for, but I know that I just want to look some more.
01:10:03And you hear it from strangers and you hear it from friends that love never dies.
01:10:21I'm going to win that.
01:10:22I'm going to win that first of all.
01:10:23Yeah, I know.
01:10:24Oh, you know I don't want to fight because you're always wrong and I'm always right.
01:10:29Well, I don't know what I'm living for, but I know that I'm going to win that.
01:10:33And I just want to live some more.
01:10:44Michael, the progress you've made in your four months here has been remarkable.
01:10:50Thank you, Father.
01:10:51Needless to say, your immersion in the duty of carrot chopper and broom chief has been full and complete.
01:10:59But some worries have arisen.
01:11:01Such as what, Father?
01:11:03Well, first of all, you're not supposed to call me Father.
01:11:07Oh, uh...
01:11:08But I must say, I admit I've grown fond of it.
01:11:12Michael, an aspiring Buddha sufferer such as yourself should seek to produce a heart that does not dwell.
01:11:22Of course, Father.
01:11:23In your heart, Michael, may I say, it does dwell.
01:11:28No, it doesn't.
01:11:29No, it doesn't.
01:11:29It does, Michael.
01:11:30Michael, you have not transcended your earthly passions.
01:11:35To put it bluntly, you are stuck.
01:11:40You also spent too much time playing volleyball.
01:11:43Yeah, but I thought that was permitted, Father.
01:11:45Yes, but not for seven hours a day.
01:11:47Also, you encouraged it for a stress release.
01:11:50Yes, I did.
01:11:52Yes.
01:11:52But, uh, Michael, Buddhist monks aren't supposed to have seven hours a day worth of stress.
01:11:59Yes, we are Buddhist monks.
01:12:02Buddhist monks.
01:12:08So, what should I do?
01:12:11My parents died when I was ten.
01:12:14Two months later, my uncle and I moved to America.
01:12:17I was forced to let go of everything I knew in order to move on.
01:12:21Sometimes in life, you must do that.
01:12:28Where are you from, Father?
01:12:31Vietnam.
01:12:33How near province.
01:12:36My parents were killed in a war.
01:12:40By the Americans?
01:12:42Yes.
01:12:44And yet I moved here.
01:12:46Life is hard.
01:12:51I'm sorry.
01:12:55No, no, no.
01:12:56It is not your fault.
01:13:00Let go, Mike.
01:13:03Let go.
01:13:04Move on.
01:13:04Move on.
01:13:21Move on.
01:13:22Move on.
01:13:23Move on.
01:13:23Move on.
01:13:24Move on.
01:13:24Move on.
01:13:25Move on.
01:13:25Move on.
01:13:26Move on.
01:13:26Move on.
01:13:26Move on.
01:13:27Move on.
01:13:27Move on.
01:13:27Move on.
01:13:27Move on.
01:13:28Move on.
01:13:28Move on.
01:13:28Move on.
01:13:29Move on.
01:13:29Move on.
01:13:29Move on.
01:13:30Move on.
01:13:30Move on.
01:13:31Move on.
01:13:31Move on.
01:13:31Move on.
01:13:32Move on.
01:13:32Move on.
01:13:32Move on.
01:13:33Move on.
01:13:33Move on.
01:13:34Move on.
01:13:34Move on.
01:13:35Move on.
01:13:35Move on.
01:13:36Move on.
01:13:36Move on.
01:13:37Move on.
01:13:38Move on.
01:13:38Move on.
01:13:39Move on.
01:13:39Move on.
01:13:40Move on.
01:13:40Move on.
01:14:11I recognize a little you.
01:14:21Yeah, I'm the guy who sold you my mom's necklace.
01:14:24Oh, yeah, that's right.
01:14:25What can I do you for?
01:14:27I want it back.
01:14:41Dad, do you want me to make you some dinner?
01:14:48No, I'm all right.
01:14:50Okay.
01:14:51Dad, when you were over in Vietnam, did you ever do any fighting in the Hau Nha province?
01:15:09Yeah.
01:15:17Why?
01:15:22I just met this guy up at the monastery who was from that area.
01:15:28Seemed to really have his shit together.
01:15:33Good to hear.
01:15:34Good to hear.
01:15:49Dad, I've been thinking maybe you should sell this place.
01:15:54You don't even like it here.
01:15:56This was Mom's thing.
01:15:57Why do you say that?
01:16:00Because it's true.
01:16:03Come on, Mom loved people, loved running things.
01:16:06It's not like you.
01:16:07You're not like a people person, Dad.
01:16:11You should let it go.
01:16:14And move on.
01:16:16Otherwise, you're just gonna rot.
01:16:18Sell it and do what?
01:16:19Anything.
01:16:20You still have time.
01:16:21You'd have money.
01:16:22What do you need, Mike?
01:16:25Alone?
01:16:27No.
01:16:29I just wanted to say
01:16:31that this doesn't have to be it.
01:16:38And that I love you.
01:16:39I love you.
01:16:39Dear Mike,
01:17:03I know you probably don't want to hear from me,
01:17:05and I can't say I blame you.
01:17:06But I wanted to write anyway
01:17:09to let you know what I think,
01:17:10which is that
01:17:11I think you had a point that day
01:17:13about people who hide behind their causes
01:17:16in order to avoid their lives.
01:17:22You had a point down there in that basement
01:17:24with the soy sauce and the mice.
01:17:29And so I wanted to say thanks.
01:17:31Because of you, Mike,
01:17:35I'm not the same person I was.
01:17:39Goodbye, Mike.
01:17:41Love, Sue.
01:17:49So I thought about what you said the other day.
01:17:52I think you had a point.
01:17:53That being said,
01:17:59this is yours.
01:18:03What is it?
01:18:04Deed of the motel.
01:18:05Signed over to you.
01:18:10Dad, that's not why.
01:18:12It's fine.
01:18:14I don't need it.
01:18:17Your mom was good about that.
01:18:18You can't just give me the motel.
01:18:22It's your birthright.
01:18:26What would you do?
01:18:27I want to get in shape.
01:18:30Maybe join one of those basketball leagues.
01:18:35How about you?
01:18:37I don't know.
01:18:38I'll think of something.
01:18:41You done with the monk stuff?
01:18:43Yeah, I'll still occasionally do it.
01:18:47I mean, not professionally, but...
01:18:52What about that girl?
01:18:57Oh, that didn't work out.
01:19:00Yeah, we weren't, you know, like...
01:19:04men for each other.
01:19:07I don't know, Mike.
01:19:09Things change in life.
01:19:11What do you mean?
01:19:15You're not the same guy you were.
01:19:25Good soup.
01:19:31Good soup.
01:19:41You can do this, Mike.
01:19:55I'm gonna hit the gym.
01:19:56Oh, yeah?
01:19:57Yeah, they have a senior citizen hoop run from three to five.
01:20:02Got a new ball.
01:20:04Yeah, I see.
01:20:07All right, Mike.
01:20:09See ya.
01:20:09The lesson forget.
01:20:12But spirits born from the not happened yet.
01:20:16Gathering them to pay off my debt.
01:20:19Brought back from the wars.
01:20:21Hello.
01:20:22Hi, Django.
01:20:23It's Mike, Sue's friend.
01:20:25Hi, Mike.
01:20:26Hi.
01:20:26Look, I know that I'm probably not the guy you want to hear from right now.
01:20:30But I need to tell Sue about what I'm doing down here.
01:20:32And I think that when she hears what I'm up to...
01:20:34Hey, Mike.
01:20:34...she'll at least understand that if nothing else...
01:20:36Mike, yeah, we split up.
01:20:40Sue and I split up.
01:20:42She left me.
01:20:45Went back to Maryland.
01:20:46Be with her mom.
01:20:47The rainwater road.
01:20:49Deep as a secret.
01:20:51Nobody knows.
01:20:55I know you want to.
01:20:56Look for what I went for.
01:20:58One more.
01:21:00I might have come down a bad time.
01:21:03Some more ways.
01:21:05Hopeless ways.
01:21:07We go.
01:21:08We go.
01:21:10We go.
01:21:10We go.
01:21:10We go.
01:21:11We go.
01:21:12We go.
01:21:23Hi.
01:21:24Hi.
01:21:24Hi.
01:21:25Are you Mary Klassen?
01:21:27Yes.
01:21:28Hi.
01:21:29Hi.
01:21:30I'm a friend of Sue's.
01:21:32Is she home?
01:21:33Who are you?
01:21:34Uh, Mike.
01:21:36From management.
01:21:38Oh.
01:21:38Um, Sue, Mike is here.
01:22:07Hi.
01:22:08How's the baby?
01:22:15So far, so good.
01:22:18Are you okay?
01:22:22Yeah.
01:22:27I'm really sorry, Mike.
01:22:37Why?
01:22:38Because I really messed up with you.
01:22:44But you were right.
01:22:46I was like a kid.
01:22:51This is the deed to the motel.
01:22:58I want to turn it into a homeless shelter with midnight basketball.
01:23:05I already bought the soup noodles.
01:23:08I was actually hoping that you might want to help.
01:23:15I'm really hoping that you might want to help.
01:23:22I really love you, Sue.
01:23:25And I want to take care of you and whoever it is that's inside of you.
01:23:32All I want is to be with you.
01:23:40That's it.
01:23:43Okay.
01:23:51Breathe Sue.
01:23:53Okay.
01:23:54Just keep breathing.
01:23:57I wrote you a haiku.
01:24:12Want to hear it?
01:24:15Sure.
01:24:20Mike, oh Mike, my man
01:24:23keeps showing up like UPS
01:24:27Sue, you're such a bitch
01:24:30I like it
01:24:34Yeah
01:24:36Yeah
01:24:57What am I gonna do?
01:25:16Isn't that just jelly?
01:25:18All the things I've heard
01:25:21Of all the things you find
01:25:23I wonder if you know
01:25:25I wonder if you're bitter
01:25:28And all that you've considered
01:25:30Might mama lay to your mind
01:25:33And the toll will bring you down real hard
01:25:38Cause your house is only made of cars
01:25:43So sweet lay as the tree
01:25:45In the cookie jar
01:25:48Where everybody is
01:25:50Everywhere you are
01:25:53Remember what you did
01:25:55Remember what you said
01:25:56Remember what you said
01:25:57Alone in macaroon
01:25:59Inside your biscuit head
01:26:02And the toll will bring you down real hard
01:26:07Cause your house is only made of cars
01:26:13What about the gym we're in?
01:26:39And what about when we were friends
01:26:42I kept my cookie jar
01:26:44Too high upon the shelf
01:26:46Here's what I wish for you
01:26:49Here's what you must do
01:26:51Preserve yourself
01:27:06Preserve yourself
01:27:09Preserve yourself
01:27:13Preserve yourself
01:27:17Yeah yeah yeah
01:27:19Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:27:23Preserve yourself, preserve yourself, preserve yourself
01:27:33Oh, oh, oh
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