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00:00Tough guy, huh?
00:02You know what happens to big, pretty boys like you in San Quentin?
00:06Ooh, they're gonna love you.
00:09What are you talking about?
00:10Oh, yeah, I've seen it a hundred times.
00:12Massive cutie pie like you?
00:15You'll be very popular.
00:17First day in, probably have your mugshot go viral online.
00:21The sexy jailbird.
00:23Congrats, you're famous.
00:25Okay.
00:26Then one day, your new fan army finds a legal loophole,
00:29and suddenly, you're free.
00:31You're back on the streets.
00:33That's not bad.
00:34Only now, you've got an image to uphold.
00:37The sexy jailbird.
00:39Sick a bite of carbs.
00:40Hello, intermittent fasting.
00:42You like ramen?
00:43Well, it's all broth for you, baby.
00:45Not to mention, there's a new sexy jailbird now.
00:48And he's all about body positivity.
00:51He's eating burgers on the prison Instagram
00:54when you're starving to death.
00:56But your brand is skinny.
00:57You can't change course now.
00:59So you decide to end it.
01:01Bam!
01:02Bullet in the head.
01:03I wouldn't do that.
01:04But you miss.
01:05You only get the part of the brain that regulates farts.
01:08No.
01:09Now you're a new meme.
01:10Farting guy.
01:11Is that what you want?
01:12To be farting guy?
01:13No.
01:14Come on!
01:15Tell me farting guy!
01:16You love it!
01:17Tell me!
01:18Stop it!
01:19What was your plan?
01:20It wasn't my plan!
01:21What was?
01:22The blast of frequency.
01:25You know, it would infect people's brains
01:27and turn them into savages.
01:29And where was it gonna do that?
01:31At the WWFC fight.
01:33Downtown.
01:34Midnight.
01:35Where was it gonna put their device?
01:36In the New Year's balls.
01:38The balls.
01:40Hey.
01:42Where you going?
01:43I want a lawyer, okay?
01:45I'm sorry that we framed you.
01:46I'm sorry.
01:47Did you get all that?
01:48Every word.
01:58I don't know much time.
01:59It's only 90 minutes till New Year's.
02:01What?
02:02What is happening?
02:03How is getting a confession like this legal?
02:04Sometimes to get the job done, you have to break the law.
02:07I do it all the time.
02:09Hm.
02:10Did we get all that?
02:11We got it.
02:12We got it.
02:20Internal affairs.
02:21You're under arrest for the illegal detainment of Sig Gustafsson.
02:24No.
02:25Ah, so you set me up.
02:27Impressive.
02:28Just one thing.
02:29How were you able to build these sets so quickly?
02:31I just told some city contractors that I'd pull their licenses if they didn't help us.
02:35Did you get all that?
02:37Loud and clear.
02:42Hector Gutierrez, Department of Occupational Safety and Health.
02:45Officer Barnes, you are under arrest.
02:47iones�
02:57Oh
03:00Oh
03:02Hey guy.
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