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Their dislike for each other grew into a romantic relationship / Best Love Movies in English
"The Standoff"
The plot centers on two teenagers who absolutely hate each other, but find themselves in an extremely unusual situation. They agree to take part in a competition, the main prize of which is the car of their dreams. The only condition is that they must stand side by side for three days without sleep. 8 participants take part in the competition, each of whom is ready to do anything for the sake of victory. Among them, the main characters - Harper and Jackson - stand out. Harper is a smart and determined girl who wants to win a car for her brother. Jackson is a popular boy who dreams of his own car to emphasize his status at school. Their dislike for each other grows with each hour of the competition, but circumstances force them to find a common language in order to withstand a continuous test. During three days without sleep, the participants of the competition face various difficulties - physical exhaustion, psychological pressure and tests that require not only endurance, but also ingenuity. The tension between Harper and Jackson reaches its peak when they are forced to work together to overcome difficult challenges. Despite their mutual dislike, they gradually begin to understand that they have more in common than they seem at first glance.
"The Standoff" is a fun and dynamic youth comedy that explores the limits of endurance, patience and the unpredictability of human relationships. Humorous situations, unexpected turns and trinianpal476 curious moments add lightness and dynamism to the film, making it interesting and exciting for the viewer.
Comedy
Director - Ilyssa Goodman
Writer - Leigh Dunlap
Stars - Olivia Holt, Ryan McCartan, Regan Burns
"The Standoff"
The plot centers on two teenagers who absolutely hate each other, but find themselves in an extremely unusual situation. They agree to take part in a competition, the main prize of which is the car of their dreams. The only condition is that they must stand side by side for three days without sleep. 8 participants take part in the competition, each of whom is ready to do anything for the sake of victory. Among them, the main characters - Harper and Jackson - stand out. Harper is a smart and determined girl who wants to win a car for her brother. Jackson is a popular boy who dreams of his own car to emphasize his status at school. Their dislike for each other grows with each hour of the competition, but circumstances force them to find a common language in order to withstand a continuous test. During three days without sleep, the participants of the competition face various difficulties - physical exhaustion, psychological pressure and tests that require not only endurance, but also ingenuity. The tension between Harper and Jackson reaches its peak when they are forced to work together to overcome difficult challenges. Despite their mutual dislike, they gradually begin to understand that they have more in common than they seem at first glance.
"The Standoff" is a fun and dynamic youth comedy that explores the limits of endurance, patience and the unpredictability of human relationships. Humorous situations, unexpected turns and trinianpal476 curious moments add lightness and dynamism to the film, making it interesting and exciting for the viewer.
Comedy
Director - Ilyssa Goodman
Writer - Leigh Dunlap
Stars - Olivia Holt, Ryan McCartan, Regan Burns
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00:00:00Dane, Dane, Dane, Dane, Dane, wait, can you hear the song right now?
00:00:09This is like my favorite song.
00:00:11Wait, Dane, hold on.
00:00:12Wait, seriously, I'm talking right now.
00:00:13Listen, can you hear the song?
00:00:15If you can hear it, you should sing along with me.
00:00:20It'll be like a duet.
00:00:20It's super romantic.
00:00:23Did you hear the song?
00:00:25Do you, you don't?
00:00:26Well, I think you should like my singing.
00:00:27That's mean of you to say.
00:00:29Yeah, I know I got all the words wrong.
00:00:31I've only heard it once, but it's like the best.
00:00:33No, shut up.
00:00:34I have a really good voice.
00:00:36Hey, Dane, how do you spell anti-disestablishmentarianism?
00:00:41No, I will not get over it, Dane.
00:00:43I'll never get over it.
00:00:45Because it was the sixth worst day of my life.
00:00:47You've seen my list, okay?
00:00:48I'm never going to forget that.
00:00:50What the?
00:00:51Eternal?
00:00:52Bully!
00:00:58Wow.
00:01:05So, this is your big birthday surprise?
00:01:08Yep.
00:01:09You know, I think my dad misunderstood when I told him I wanted something small and sporty.
00:01:13Yeah, well, it definitely is small.
00:01:14You know, I had all these dreams of packing up the trunk of my new car and driving off
00:01:20to college, independent and adventurous and in charge of my own destiny.
00:01:25Now, I'm more likely to get run over by a semi-truck before I even hit the suburbs.
00:01:31Here.
00:01:32You could use this.
00:01:34Is there something wrong with my hair?
00:01:36Uh, no.
00:01:37No, I just think you need a little touch-up.
00:01:40Oh.
00:01:40Yeah?
00:01:41Like, all up in there.
00:01:43Oh.
00:01:43Yeah.
00:01:44Okay.
00:01:44Okay, yeah, you, it's better.
00:01:45Much better.
00:01:46Oh!
00:01:46You look good.
00:01:47You know, the blue is pretty, though.
00:01:49It's, like, good for your skin tone, your eyes.
00:01:52I'm feeling it.
00:01:53My eyes are brown, though.
00:01:56Yeah.
00:01:57Uh-huh.
00:01:57Yeah, that's what I said.
00:01:58Okay.
00:01:58Come on, we're gonna be late.
00:01:59Okay.
00:02:01Here's your brush.
00:02:03Came out of nowhere, like, like, like some kind of ninja turtle, which I think is where
00:02:06they got the title from.
00:02:07Anyway, if it wasn't for my fear of retribution from animal rights activists, I would have just
00:02:12mowed the thing down.
00:02:13But I made the conscious decision to, like, swerve out of the way and save its life because
00:02:18I'm a hero.
00:02:19Yeah.
00:02:20Well, they don't really go over the whole turtle thing in driver's head.
00:02:22They don't, which is extremely upsetting to me because it put a serious dent in my dream
00:02:27to be a taxi driver slash male model.
00:02:29Dude, that was never gonna happen.
00:02:31I couldn't be a taxi driver?
00:02:32Yeah.
00:02:32I'm sorry.
00:02:33On the plus side, a scooter is super easy to park.
00:02:36I guess so.
00:02:38And it's environmentally friendly.
00:02:39True.
00:02:40That's good.
00:02:40And on the weekends, you can make Chinese food deliveries.
00:02:43Ooh.
00:02:43Okay.
00:02:44Specifically to me.
00:02:45Oh.
00:02:46What?
00:02:46As if my day wasn't bad enough.
00:02:51Where is that obnoxious weasel?
00:02:52I just don't understand why my dad won't get me another car.
00:03:01It's every teenager's right to have a car.
00:03:04Okay?
00:03:04That's in the Constitution.
00:03:06Thomas Jefferson was all over that one.
00:03:08I'm actually kind of on your dad's side about this one.
00:03:11Because this is like the third car you've totaled.
00:03:13Like, everyone hasn't been through that.
00:03:16It's part of learning how to drive.
00:03:17I've never told you.
00:03:18Whoa.
00:03:19No.
00:03:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:21You know, you could be arrested for that.
00:03:23Oh, can I?
00:03:24Uh-huh.
00:03:25Arrested for committing this public service?
00:03:27This is part of my campus beautification initiative.
00:03:30You can read about it in my five-step program,
00:03:32How Feral Bennett Will Become President.
00:03:34Okay, yeah.
00:03:35You know, if you wanted to clean this campus, Feral,
00:03:37you'd leave it.
00:03:38I would never leave this campus.
00:03:40Did you hear the news?
00:03:41Big Jim is having a contest.
00:03:42You can win a new car.
00:03:44I could win a new car.
00:03:45That's what we were just talking about.
00:03:46It's fate.
00:03:49I don't know who that guy is.
00:03:51Bye, friend.
00:03:53We'll finish this later.
00:03:55Yes, we will.
00:03:56Let's go, Emerson.
00:03:58Okay.
00:04:00Emerson.
00:04:07Arrested.
00:04:10Hey there, I'm Big Jim.
00:04:12Like you don't already know.
00:04:14And as always, I'm here at Big Jim's Car Depot
00:04:17with my loyal dog, Bo.
00:04:19Hey, wave hi there, Bo.
00:04:21Now, listen up.
00:04:22Here at Big Jim's Car Depot,
00:04:24we feel your pain.
00:04:26You're a teenager.
00:04:27And all you want is a new car.
00:04:29Well, how would you like to win this car?
00:04:32It's as simple as putting your hand on this beauty.
00:04:36Then it's all about who wants it the most.
00:04:38The teen who could stand with their hand on this car the longest drives her home.
00:04:44If you're between the ages of 16 and 19, you can enter.
00:04:47Just text DREAMCAR to 06578.
00:04:52Oh, don't you get caught sitting in the slow lane for too long.
00:04:55You may get left in the dust.
00:04:58Come on, Bo.
00:04:59Okay, so I downloaded an app that will Robotex and entries to the contest.
00:05:12I've calculated that by 3 o'clock.
00:05:14I'll have entered 1.2 million times.
00:05:16Oh, you're going to win.
00:05:18Oh, yeah.
00:05:19Wait.
00:05:20Dude, this is the wrong number.
00:05:21No, it's not.
00:05:22Well, maybe it is.
00:05:23I don't care.
00:05:24It'll get there, okay?
00:05:25I promise.
00:05:25Okay.
00:05:27Want to get lunch?
00:05:29Therefore, fellow citizens of these great classrooms, I guarantee that if elect—excuse me.
00:05:42When elected class president, I will endeavor to eliminate nuclear weapons, not only from
00:05:51this campus, but from the entire world.
00:05:54I will make the importation of ivory illegal in all classrooms in the upper school.
00:06:06And I will negotiate a unilateral ceasefire that will effectively end the war with the
00:06:15junior class.
00:06:15And I also—I want to reinstate the soda machines in the cafeteria, because we don't
00:06:22want no stinking juice boxes anymore!
00:06:24Yes!
00:06:27Okay, you guys have been great.
00:06:28Vote Farrell, not Amy.
00:06:31Woo!
00:06:32Tell him, Amy!
00:06:34Not only does my opponent promise the impossible, he promises the incomprehensible.
00:06:40Love you, girl!
00:06:40Elect me as your president, and I promise to have my opponent expelled.
00:06:44Woo!
00:06:45Yes!
00:06:45Yes!
00:06:47Woo!
00:06:47They're announcing the contestants for Big Jim's Dream Car Contest right now, online!
00:06:53It's mine.
00:06:54Let me just see.
00:06:54It's my phone.
00:06:57Hi, I'm Maya.
00:06:59And I'm Mia.
00:07:01And together, we're Eminem.
00:07:03And we're here to introduce to you all the things you don't want to miss out on.
00:07:07Today, we're giving you an up-close and personal look of the totally awesome teams who have
00:07:11been chosen to be contestants in Big Jim's Dream Car Contest.
00:07:15Let's meet them now.
00:07:17Here's contestant number one.
00:07:20I am so stoked to be the first you've chosen.
00:07:23I mean, some may question the physical toughness it takes to compete in such a grueling sporting
00:07:27endeavor, but I say, your physical is not metaphysical, man.
00:07:30I'm all about the adrenaline, all right?
00:07:32I've outrun avalanches on my snowboard.
00:07:35I've gone ice climbing on the glaciers of Antarctica, and I have fearlessly surfed alongside great
00:07:40white sharks in South Africa.
00:07:41Nothing is too extreme for me.
00:07:43If it's got wings, or wheels, or a cadet in sun death, oh, it's got my name written all
00:07:49over it.
00:07:50All right.
00:07:51Keep living the dream, bros.
00:07:54Here's contestant number two.
00:07:57Oh, hi, everyone.
00:07:58It's Sophie here.
00:07:59Welcome to my awesome channel, where I clue you in on all the latest tips and trends in
00:08:03the world of beauty and fashion.
00:08:05Today, we'll be discussing the importance of sunscreen.
00:08:08But before I get into that, though, I want to share with all of my thousands of super close
00:08:13friends out there the incredible news that I have been picked to participate in Big Jim's
00:08:17Dream Car Contest.
00:08:18Now, I know there are a ton of you who are probably thinking, OMG, she's already beautiful,
00:08:24and now she's lucky, too, and you may be feeling just a little bit left out.
00:08:28But not to worry, I have got you covered.
00:08:32As always, I will be documenting everything that happens during the contest on YouTube,
00:08:36Twitter, Vine, Instagram, Snapchat, Pinterest, WeChat, Foursquare, Hobo, Audra Plus, Nikki,
00:08:40Rinrin, and, of course, my own website.
00:08:42So you'll all be able to go on this very special journey with me.
00:08:46And don't forget to like me.
00:08:47It lets me know you care.
00:08:49So now, on to my beauty tip of the day, sunscreen.
00:08:52You should totally wear it.
00:08:55Here's contestant number three.
00:08:57I'm a three-time Indian champion.
00:08:59I took first place at the Tata and Tala Daya in the same day.
00:09:02I completed the 24 hours of a month in 22 hours.
00:09:06No one's more qualified to win this competition than me.
00:09:11Here's contestant number four.
00:09:14Hi, I'm Lala, physics.
00:09:16You know how in every team movie, there's that awkward, shy girl who just needs a transforming
00:09:21makeover so that she can win the affections of a good-looking, popular boy?
00:09:26Well, that's not me.
00:09:28My hair may not be as shiny as yours or my teeth as white or my clothes as literally cool.
00:09:33You may not invite me to your parties or even know that I exist.
00:09:36But guess what?
00:09:37I don't care because I'm smarter than you.
00:09:41I'm captain of the science team.
00:09:42We're three-time state champs.
00:09:44Oh, you don't think that's cool?
00:09:46It's not.
00:09:47It's freezing.
00:09:48As in the formula for freezing point depression, but you probably don't know that because you've
00:09:52been too busy playing that dumb app with the mad birds.
00:09:55An app that I invented, by the way, when I was nine.
00:09:59So you may ignore me and my friends now, but one day when we're tech billionaires, you'll
00:10:03be fetching us coffee and picking up our hoodies from the dry cleaners.
00:10:07Winning a car at big gyms?
00:10:09I don't need to be better looking or stronger or tougher or more popular than you to win.
00:10:15I just need to be me.
00:10:19Here's contestant number five.
00:10:21Woo!
00:10:22Kobe man, defensive end, Roosevelt high!
00:10:26My game plan to win this car is simple.
00:10:28I'll use my superior athletic conditioning to send each and every one of my opponents
00:10:32at home on a stretcher in absolute tears until I'll remain the last one standing and
00:10:38I'll take home the champion of shit.
00:10:41Woo!
00:10:42Go Spartans!
00:10:45Dude!
00:10:47I wasn't ready!
00:10:49Can we do that again?
00:10:51Here's contestant number six.
00:10:53I think everyone should give back.
00:10:55It's really our duty as Americans.
00:10:57Personally, I get up at 4 a.m. every day to work at the donut shop, then head to work
00:11:03at the rock quarry after school.
00:11:05But, hmm, but I still find time every week to volunteer here, helping out good citizens.
00:11:12Mr. Adams, here you go.
00:11:14Because that's what my dad taught me to do.
00:11:19He's away fighting in Canada, defending our country.
00:11:22But he said, son, everyone can serve in some way.
00:11:28Even if it's just by serving our fellow man.
00:11:32And contestant number seven.
00:11:35Yeah, yo!
00:11:36Rapping cat here and I'm spitting a rhyme.
00:11:39Busting it out and fall for a time.
00:11:41Leaving all you and my lyrical desk is kitty.
00:11:44Hey, yo, I'm the upper crust, so all you punks writing on my tail.
00:11:48You better back off because I'm bound to flail.
00:11:50Now, hail to the feline team.
00:11:53On your knees, son.
00:11:54And kiss my ring.
00:11:55Kiss my ring.
00:11:56Kiss my ring.
00:11:58Everybody best be kissing my ring.
00:12:00Be careful what you say unless you want to be my prey.
00:12:02My reach has a worldwide span.
00:12:04My rhymes will bury you and my lips are pain.
00:12:07Kiss my ring.
00:12:08Kiss my ring.
00:12:09Everybody best be kissing my ring.
00:12:11Wow, Mia, those sure are seven lucky teenagers.
00:12:14Wait a second.
00:12:15Did you say seven?
00:12:17I did say seven, but there should be eight contestants.
00:12:23Well, silly, the eighth one is a surprise.
00:12:26They don't even know they've been picked yet.
00:12:29From Northside High.
00:12:32Contestant number eight of Big Jim's dream car contest is...
00:12:37Feral Binning!
00:12:38What?
00:12:38Yes!
00:12:39Oh, yes, I win!
00:12:41I win!
00:12:41I win, everyone.
00:12:42Thank you so much.
00:12:43I don't care about this anymore.
00:12:44We win a car!
00:12:45Yes!
00:12:47Yes!
00:12:47We win!
00:13:04That's kind of scary.
00:13:05It's horrifying.
00:13:07Look at this, man.
00:13:09This is where it all goes down.
00:13:11This is the end of the road.
00:13:12This is for all the marbles.
00:13:13This is where we separate the men from the boys.
00:13:16This is for the whole kitten caboodle.
00:13:19You make that up?
00:13:21No.
00:13:22That's legit.
00:13:23Kitten caboodle.
00:13:23People say that all the time.
00:13:25Yes!
00:13:25You don't even know what a caboodle is.
00:13:27It's a...
00:13:27It's a Korean poodle.
00:13:29A caboodle.
00:13:31Seriously, you didn't know that?
00:13:33A very aggressive breed, dog.
00:13:36Really?
00:13:36I'm going to be...
00:13:37Woo!
00:13:38Woo!
00:13:38He's on him!
00:13:40I'm going to go again!
00:13:43My money's on him to win.
00:13:45Thank you, Zane.
00:13:46Uh-huh, concussion brain.
00:13:48I'm going to spell this out for you because you probably can't read.
00:13:50F as in failure.
00:13:52Ha ha ha!
00:13:54You know what, dork?
00:13:54Are you even talking trash about winning this?
00:13:56Oh, I don't talk trash.
00:13:58I talk truth.
00:13:59Words ain't going to help you win this competition, babe.
00:14:01This is all physical.
00:14:03And I've been training.
00:14:05Really?
00:14:05How do you train for this?
00:14:08Well, I've been standing around a lot.
00:14:1511 hours, 23 minutes.
00:14:17What's that?
00:14:17How long you been hanging out with your Doctor Who action figures last night?
00:14:20No.
00:14:21That's how long you'll last in this competition.
00:14:23According to our scientific calculations.
00:14:26Colby, Colby, he's our man.
00:14:27If he can't win this, no one can.
00:14:29Sorry.
00:14:30It's just like, he's a football player.
00:14:33And he's not.
00:14:34Like, he's used to physical punishment.
00:14:36Like, the last thing you've tackled was a bag of Cheetos.
00:14:39They carried this cooler.
00:14:43Oh, look at this guy.
00:14:46This is all that.
00:14:47He is all that.
00:14:48He's all that with a side of fries.
00:14:50Yeah.
00:14:51Why does he need a car?
00:14:52He's already got a motorcycle.
00:14:54I know, right?
00:14:54He's probably just getting in the car so he can jump over on a stupid motorcycle.
00:14:58Loser.
00:15:00Dude.
00:15:02I'm sorry.
00:15:03My money and everything else is on her to win.
00:15:07Sorry, man.
00:15:08I forgive you.
00:15:09It's understandable.
00:15:11Here's a guy from the cat videos.
00:15:14Hey.
00:15:14And you're the girl in the girl videos.
00:15:16I love rapping cat.
00:15:17I retweet everything he says.
00:15:19He's so funny.
00:15:20I don't know where he comes up with some of that stuff.
00:15:22Actually, he comes up with that stuff through me.
00:15:24Oh, right.
00:15:25Because he can't type with his little paws.
00:15:27And he can't rap either because, you know, he's a cat.
00:15:33Right.
00:15:34Why isn't he here?
00:15:36Because he's at home being a cat.
00:15:39Oh.
00:15:40I see you brought your entourage.
00:15:42Oh.
00:15:43That's a crazy cat lady.
00:15:45She follows me everywhere.
00:15:47She wants to meet the rapping cat, but I'm afraid she wants to eat.
00:15:51Well, as far as I'm concerned, any fan is a good fan.
00:15:55Speaking of fans, where are your supporters?
00:15:58I have all the friends I need right here.
00:16:02Well, good luck.
00:16:04You, too.
00:16:05Oh, okay.
00:16:07Hi.
00:16:07Aw.
00:16:08All right.
00:16:09I got to go set up camp.
00:16:10I got to represent, buddy, okay?
00:16:12I'm going to represent.
00:16:13All right.
00:16:13You got to win one for other.
00:16:14Semi-intelligent, moderately handsome guys out there.
00:16:17They need me as their leader.
00:16:18Be the leader.
00:16:19Be the leader.
00:16:19Be the leader.
00:16:20Meditate.
00:16:20Meditate.
00:16:21All right.
00:16:21Okay.
00:16:21Ha, ha, ha.
00:16:24You got it.
00:16:25I'm ready.
00:16:25You got it.
00:16:25Okay.
00:16:26Don't drop that.
00:16:26All right.
00:16:27I miss you.
00:16:28Misses you.
00:16:33Hey, you're Farrell, right?
00:16:34Hey.
00:16:34Consessor Marie.
00:16:35Yeah.
00:16:37You must be Chris, right?
00:16:38Number seven.
00:16:39Actually, I'm number one.
00:16:41Or I will be when this is over.
00:16:44I'm just messing with you.
00:16:45Oh.
00:16:45Man.
00:16:47Actually, you know, I'm kind of pulling for all of us.
00:16:50We all deserve to win.
00:16:52Just that maybe some of us deserve it a little bit more than others.
00:16:58Are you messing with me again?
00:16:59I can't really tell when you're being serious.
00:17:00Oh.
00:17:01Look at her.
00:17:03Beautiful, isn't she?
00:17:05I don't know.
00:17:07It's kind of like in a Kardashian way, I guess.
00:17:09She's not really my type, though.
00:17:10But like I see how...
00:17:12Oh, no.
00:17:13Not her.
00:17:15Her.
00:17:20Oh, my goodness.
00:17:20She's not really my type.
00:17:21She's not really my type.
00:17:22She's not really my type.
00:17:22She's not really my type.
00:17:23She's not really my type.
00:17:23She's not really my type.
00:17:24She's not really my type.
00:17:25She's not really my type.
00:17:25She's not really my type.
00:17:26She's not really my type.
00:17:26She's not really my type.
00:17:27She's not really my type.
00:17:27She's not really my type.
00:17:28She's not really my type.
00:17:29She's not really my type.
00:17:30She's not really my type.
00:17:31She's not really my type.
00:17:32She's not really my type.
00:17:33She's not really my type.
00:17:34She's not really my type.
00:17:35She's not really my type.
00:17:36She's not really my type.
00:17:37She's not really my type.
00:17:38She's not really my type.
00:17:39You are a total loser.
00:17:57Seriously, Toll, get out of my car.
00:18:01Your car?
00:18:03Unless you came here with a checkbook today, this ain't your car.
00:18:07No, no, I'm not going to buy a car. I'm going to win one.
00:18:11It turns out Game Ninja King 4.0 didn't realize he actually had to leave his house to be in the contest.
00:18:17So they had to draw for a replacement.
00:18:19No.
00:18:20And guess who they picked.
00:18:23No!
00:18:29How'd I look with the car? Good, right?
00:18:31What do you think, huh?
00:18:33What are you doing?
00:18:36I'm just testing out the waters. Look, I'm already athletic and good looking.
00:18:40All I need now is a cool car and I can get any girl I want.
00:18:43Really? That's why you want the car? So you can score chicks?
00:18:47That's the only reason any guy wants a car like this.
00:18:49Because a girl finds a guy more attractive if he drives a nice car.
00:18:52And that's a scientific fact.
00:18:53Am I right?
00:18:54Oh, so scientifically speaking, what kind of car does a girl need to drive to get a guy's attention?
00:19:01A guy can care less what car a girl drives.
00:19:04He only cares about the way that you look.
00:19:06That's not a scientific fact.
00:19:08That's a biology.
00:19:09Am I right?
00:19:10That is so Neanderthal of you.
00:19:15And why do you want the car?
00:19:17Because I want to prove that a strong mind is more powerful than a strong body.
00:19:21So this contest is just a science experiment for you?
00:19:25That's as good a reason as any other.
00:19:26Why do you want the car?
00:19:27I'm using this contest to boost my social media profile.
00:19:30Same with Jerome.
00:19:32Yo, I just want to be able to do something without a cat for once, you know?
00:19:35Okay, does anyone actually want the car just to have the car?
00:19:38I do.
00:19:39I want it so I can jump over it on my motorcycle.
00:19:41I knew it.
00:19:42I knew it, dude.
00:19:43Do you remember?
00:19:43Oh, you weren't there when I said that.
00:19:44I'm sorry.
00:19:45Okay, so you don't even need the car?
00:19:47That doesn't seem fair.
00:19:49Fair?
00:19:50Oh, oh, we're talking about fair stuff now, are we, Amy?
00:19:53Your dad's rich.
00:19:54You can buy any car you want.
00:19:56Why are you here?
00:19:57Just because she's rich doesn't mean she can't win.
00:20:00We all have our reasons for being here.
00:20:02Yeah, what's yours, huh?
00:20:03You want to donate the car to charity so you can, like, save a handicapped whale or an
00:20:06underprivileged puma or something?
00:20:08Actually, I wanted the car so I could sell it and pay for my mom's kidney transplant before
00:20:14it's too late.
00:20:17I'm just kidding.
00:20:20My mom is fine.
00:20:21It's a horrible joke.
00:20:22I just wanted the car to give it to her so she didn't have to walk through her job as
00:20:26a janitor at the prison every day.
00:20:28It's 15 miles each way and it gets cold in the way.
00:20:33Hi, I'm Maya.
00:20:35And I'm Mia.
00:20:36And together, we're M&M.
00:20:37And we're here at Big Jim's for the start of his dream car contest.
00:20:40As you can see, all the lucky contestants are already here surrounding the car.
00:20:44If I were them, I'd be sitting down as much as I could right now.
00:20:47That's because you tend to be a little bit lazy and let other people do the work for you.
00:20:51Let's say hi!
00:20:53Here we have Jerome Bryant.
00:20:54You all know him as the man behind Rappin' Cat.
00:20:56Literally, he's the guy who stands behind Rappin' Cat.
00:20:59And then we have none other than Selfie Jackson, internet sensation.
00:21:03Aw, she's almost as pretty in person as she is online.
00:21:07Then we have Clyde Kosai.
00:21:09And Colby Mann, our stud muffin athletes.
00:21:13I love athletes.
00:21:14They're so athletic.
00:21:15So do I.
00:21:16Although, a few more sit-ups wouldn't kill you, Colby.
00:21:19And then we have all the rest.
00:21:24It's a big honor to be here.
00:21:26Do you hear that?
00:21:28Hear what?
00:21:29The sound of dreams about to come true?
00:21:33It's Big Jim!
00:21:36Hey there!
00:21:37Hello!
00:21:38Hey, you do!
00:21:39Hey, good to see you, partner!
00:21:40Hey, how's it going?
00:21:41Hey!
00:21:42Hey, everybody!
00:21:44Welcome to my car depot!
00:21:46It's great having you here.
00:21:47I was just telling Bo, it's like having a family over for a barbecue.
00:21:50Ain't it, Bo?
00:21:51Hey, we should be serving hot dogs or something, shouldn't we?
00:21:54Ha-ha!
00:21:55No, no, no.
00:21:56We ain't here for hot dogs today.
00:21:58We here for hot rods.
00:22:00All right!
00:22:00We are here for that magnificent machine.
00:22:04Ain't she a beauty?
00:22:05And one of you beautiful youngsters is gonna take that car home very soon.
00:22:11Or maybe not so soon.
00:22:13Who knows?
00:22:13We may be here a few hours.
00:22:15We may be here a few weeks.
00:22:16I don't know.
00:22:17But before we get started, I do have to tell you a few things that I am legally bound to
00:22:24communicate in your direction.
00:22:27So, girls.
00:22:29Participation in this contest can result in, but is not limited to, swelling in the feet
00:22:35and lower legs and lower legs, numbness in the hands, confusion, dizziness, indigestion, severe constipation, nausea and vomiting, muscle aching, neck pain, sleeplessness, sudden vision loss, deep vein thrombosis, and in some cases, spontaneous combustion and sudden death.
00:22:49Good luck!
00:22:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, there, girls.
00:22:53Nobody's gonna die, okay?
00:22:55Maybe from happiness, but not from standing around for a few hours.
00:22:58Thank you, girls.
00:22:59Anyways, I can tell what you all are thinking.
00:23:03You're thinking, I'm just standing here now.
00:23:05Why don't we get this thing going?
00:23:07Well, there are a few things that you need to know before we start.
00:23:11First off, you will get one 10-minute break every two hours at the top of the hour.
00:23:19Now, you can eat, drink, or pee.
00:23:21I don't care.
00:23:22Just as long as you're back in time.
00:23:23Because if you're not, you're out, okay?
00:23:26And when you hear this sound...
00:23:31Ooh, that means that someone's time here has come to an end.
00:23:35Next, do not, under any circumstances, lift your hand off the car, except for on a brake.
00:23:43If you lift your hand, even the teeniest, littlest men, you're out.
00:23:51And next, no sitting.
00:23:54Just stand there with your hand on the car.
00:23:57It's as simple as that.
00:23:59Last man or woman standing wins that magnificent machine.
00:24:05And one last thing.
00:24:08You are all on the honor system.
00:24:11If you see any of your fellow contestants lift their hand, you are obligated to report it.
00:24:17But to avoid any kind of moral conundrum, two of you have to see it for it to be official.
00:24:25Helps keep things on the up and up.
00:24:28Are we clear?
00:24:30Everybody ready?
00:24:31Yeah.
00:24:32Good luck.
00:24:36Girls, count them down.
00:24:38Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, go!
00:24:49Go!
00:24:52Go!
00:24:53Go!
00:25:023-7.
00:25:08Go!
00:25:08Go!
00:25:09Go!
00:25:09Let's go.
00:25:39Oh, dude, whoa, are you okay?
00:25:58I couldn't expect us to do this, man.
00:26:00We're just kids.
00:26:07Oh, this is so brutal.
00:26:09I don't know how much solar I can last.
00:26:11Hang in there, man.
00:26:12Just breathe.
00:26:17I can't see.
00:26:18I can't breathe.
00:26:20I can't feel.
00:26:22I can't feel my legs.
00:26:23Oh, okay.
00:26:38Two people saw that, right?
00:26:41It was 11 minutes to 23 seconds.
00:26:44Not 11 hours, 23 minutes.
00:26:46If this would have been a math cathelon, that would have cost us everything.
00:26:49Would you look at that?
00:26:54Kids these days, huh?
00:26:55With their world wide web and their on demand.
00:26:59Just ain't willing to put in the time, are they?
00:27:03Bo, why don't you go clean up that big gold mess, huh?
00:27:0511 minutes.
00:27:10That's sad.
00:27:10That's sad.
00:27:12That's just sad right there.
00:27:14A tragic turn of events today as Colby Man collapsed and died mere moments into the contest.
00:27:20I'm not dead.
00:27:21He will be dearly missed.
00:27:27One down.
00:27:29Six to go.
00:27:31Do you ever do anything in life without posting it?
00:27:35The real question is, if I don't post it, did it ever really happen?
00:27:41Well, things certainly have picked up around here, haven't they?
00:27:45Huh?
00:27:45I got a feeling this contest may just work out for us.
00:27:49You know what I'm going to do?
00:27:50I'm going to go sell me some cars.
00:27:53Bo, why don't you go fetch some brochures?
00:27:56Oh, come on, big guy.
00:27:58I wasn't trying to be disrespectful.
00:28:01You know what?
00:28:01You look tired.
00:28:02Why don't you just take the load off?
00:28:04Sit, boy.
00:28:04Sit.
00:28:07Oh, come on now.
00:28:08It's just a joke.
00:28:09You don't have to actually sit.
00:28:12Stay.
00:28:13Stay.
00:28:14Stay.
00:28:14Oh, come on now.
00:28:16I'm just playing with you, Bo.
00:28:18All right, let's talk this out.
00:28:19Speak.
00:28:20Speak, good boy.
00:28:24It's been one hour and 58 minutes,
00:28:26and this contest has gone from friendly to fierce,
00:28:29from chummy to cutthroat,
00:28:31from serene to s...
00:28:33to...
00:28:34to...
00:28:34What's an S word?
00:28:37Stupid.
00:28:37We're looking for a word that starts with an S.
00:28:39It's not that hard, sister.
00:28:41Oh, two in a row.
00:28:54I don't know what's going on between you two,
00:28:55but we're already in a competition, okay?
00:28:58We don't need another.
00:29:00Seriously.
00:29:01You guys aren't trending at all.
00:29:03I've posted like five things about you,
00:29:04and you have zero likes.
00:29:06It's kind of sad.
00:29:06Okay, first of all,
00:29:08there's no competition here.
00:29:09At least not from my side.
00:29:11She's competing with me,
00:29:12but she just always has, so...
00:29:14Oh, really?
00:29:14Is that right?
00:29:15Yes, that is right.
00:29:16It all started when we were six,
00:29:17and you just swooped in out of nowhere
00:29:19and stole my crown for the...
00:29:21What?
00:29:24At the Junior Sunburst beauty pageant.
00:29:27Yeah, because that pageant was for girls.
00:29:29That was never specifically defined in the rule book!
00:29:32Okay, well, how about the time
00:29:33that you joined the Girl Scouts
00:29:34just to prove you could sell more cookies than me?
00:29:36Yeah, and I did sell more cookies than you,
00:29:38and you cried.
00:29:39I did not.
00:29:39He's lying.
00:29:40I did not.
00:29:41Middle school,
00:29:41how you convinced our basketball coach
00:29:43to make you center instead of me.
00:29:46Oh, it's not my fault.
00:29:47You hadn't hit puberty yet.
00:29:49Ninth grade,
00:29:50how you challenged me in the spelling bee,
00:29:52and that whole competition was fixed
00:29:53for you to win,
00:29:54and you know that.
00:29:55Fix?
00:29:56If by fixed,
00:29:57you mean you actually had to know your vowels,
00:29:59then yes, everybody,
00:30:00it was fixed.
00:30:02You know what?
00:30:03By the way,
00:30:04I do know how to spell a word.
00:30:05It's a hard one.
00:30:06Let's see if I can do it.
00:30:07Amy, B-R-A-T.
00:30:08Amy.
00:30:09Aw, that is the cutest thing.
00:30:11Have you been practicing
00:30:12with your alphabet soup again?
00:30:13You know what?
00:30:13You are just so salty right now
00:30:15because someone failed a class this year.
00:30:17It was P.E.
00:30:18Yeah, who fails gym?
00:30:19I failed because I refused to participate
00:30:22in a potentially life-threatening sporting activity.
00:30:24Ping pong?
00:30:25Yeah.
00:30:26Okay, ping pong.
00:30:27Thousands of people die each year
00:30:29from playing ping pong.
00:30:30Oh, you Googled that, Amy,
00:30:31because that is a lie.
00:30:32Not so chill.
00:30:42I just Googled it.
00:30:46Google that.
00:30:46Why don't you, Amy?
00:30:47I cannot stand that obnoxious little jerk.
00:30:51He just knows how to push
00:30:52every single one of my buttons.
00:30:53Every last one.
00:30:55It's like he's this sniper
00:30:56that's just picking off
00:30:57all of these pieces of my soul.
00:30:59Got it in my chair.
00:31:00I'm mad and I need a friend.
00:31:01She is the most annoying self-centered person
00:31:09who has ever walked on the face of this planet.
00:31:12I have had to deal with him since the first grade.
00:31:14Year after year.
00:31:15For 11 years, Emerson.
00:31:1711.
00:31:19Scone?
00:31:20Please.
00:31:21You know what she's like?
00:31:21She's like this little worm
00:31:25just burrowed its way into my mind
00:31:29and she's just eating away at it
00:31:31with her mindless, endless chatter.
00:31:34Yeah.
00:31:37Um, who are we talking about?
00:31:40Amy.
00:31:41Oh, Amy?
00:31:42I like Amy.
00:31:43She's not that bad.
00:31:46Not so bad?
00:31:47She's the definition of bad.
00:31:49B-A-D.
00:31:50The A stands for Amy.
00:31:51See that?
00:31:51I know my vowels!
00:31:53I am beginning to think
00:31:54that his only reason for existence
00:31:56is to torture me
00:31:57because there doesn't seem to be
00:31:58any other evolutionary reason
00:32:00as to why he is on this planet.
00:32:02Well, at least he's not too bad
00:32:03to look at.
00:32:04You know, he's got that
00:32:05kind of tall, cute hair thing.
00:32:08I'm just saying, all right?
00:32:09If you have to stand around someone
00:32:11for that long,
00:32:11it helps that they're cute.
00:32:14Oh, my gosh.
00:32:16Is the world ending cute
00:32:17is like the third sign
00:32:18of the apocalypse.
00:32:19Jam?
00:32:22Ooh, Elterberry.
00:32:24I love Elterberry.
00:32:25It's so good.
00:32:27Good, right?
00:32:28Delicious.
00:32:29Oh, what was I saying?
00:32:31Oh, yeah.
00:32:31I was talking about
00:32:32how much I hate
00:32:33Feral Bennett.
00:32:34What are we going to do?
00:32:35I cannot stand her anymore.
00:32:37Whiz me.
00:32:39Uh-huh.
00:32:40We have to figure out
00:32:41a way to take him out.
00:32:44Cloudy cream?
00:32:45Cloudy cream?
00:32:46You think of everything.
00:32:48I try.
00:32:49Well, you know what they say.
00:32:51Anyhow, you know what they say.
00:32:53The way to get a woman
00:32:54is through her heart.
00:32:56The way to get to a man
00:32:57is through his stomach.
00:32:59Well, they are right.
00:33:00Oh, my gosh.
00:33:00You're right.
00:33:01They do say that.
00:33:02Yeah, they do.
00:33:03I just got an idea.
00:33:05I have an idea.
00:33:06I need my phone.
00:33:07I need my phone.
00:33:08I'm a genius.
00:33:08But I'm going to need your help.
00:33:10Okay.
00:33:10I'm in.
00:33:16See?
00:33:16I knew it.
00:33:17Little Miss Type A
00:33:18going to the car already.
00:33:19I guarantee she just wants
00:33:20to be the first one there
00:33:21to prove how perfect
00:33:21she is to everyone.
00:33:23How much time is left
00:33:23on the clock, Chief?
00:33:25Um, looks like
00:33:27you got about
00:33:29ten seconds.
00:33:40Ten, nine,
00:33:41eight, seven,
00:33:44six, five,
00:33:46four, three,
00:33:48two, one.
00:33:50No!
00:33:52He made it!
00:33:53Oh, how awkward.
00:34:05Hey, everyone!
00:34:06It's Sophie here.
00:34:07It's been seven hours
00:34:08and there are still
00:34:09seven of us left.
00:34:10Honestly,
00:34:11it hasn't been as hard
00:34:12as I thought it was going to be.
00:34:13I mean,
00:34:13I waited four times
00:34:14as long in line
00:34:15for the new iPhone.
00:34:16Okay, well,
00:34:17I'll update you guys
00:34:18when the next one bites the dust.
00:34:19Until then,
00:34:20hugs and kisses.
00:34:20I always get more attention
00:34:26when I do the kiss
00:34:26at the end.
00:34:27People like that.
00:34:28Is that really
00:34:28what you want to be known for,
00:34:29though?
00:34:30Talking about yourself
00:34:30on camera?
00:34:31Well, it's not about
00:34:32what you're known for.
00:34:33It's about being known at all.
00:34:34I mean,
00:34:35we all want people
00:34:35to know we exist.
00:34:36I don't.
00:34:37I don't care
00:34:38if anybody knows I exist.
00:34:40Of course you do.
00:34:41That's why you
00:34:42look the way you do.
00:34:44That's why you enter
00:34:45all those brainiac competitions.
00:34:46I mean,
00:34:46everything about you screams
00:34:47look how smart I am.
00:34:49I mean,
00:34:49it's not like you're
00:34:50hiding in a laboratory
00:34:51somewhere.
00:34:52I just want to share
00:34:53my knowledge with people.
00:34:55Yeah,
00:34:56we all want to share something.
00:34:57I mean,
00:34:57Jerome has his cat thing
00:34:59and Clyde jumps through
00:35:01like flaming hoops
00:35:02or something.
00:35:03We all just want the world
00:35:04to know that we're here.
00:35:05I think I'm with Lala
00:35:06on this one.
00:35:07I'm not like that at all.
00:35:08I don't even have social media.
00:35:09Oh.
00:35:10Well, you're just weird.
00:35:11All you care about
00:35:12is that Amy knows you exist.
00:35:14Amy?
00:35:14That's not even
00:35:16kind of true.
00:35:17Okay.
00:35:18Yeah, okay.
00:35:19Why are you laughing?
00:35:20It's the same with you.
00:35:22What?
00:35:23No?
00:35:24Come on.
00:35:24It's actually kind of true.
00:35:25Yeah, sorry,
00:35:26but it's true.
00:35:27See?
00:35:28We all want someone
00:35:28to know we exist.
00:35:44You've done good, Emerson.
00:35:56Emerson.
00:35:58Hey.
00:35:59Hey.
00:36:00Hey.
00:36:01What's up?
00:36:02Just making some brownies.
00:36:05Here.
00:36:06This one's for you.
00:36:07For me?
00:36:08Wow, thanks.
00:36:14Yeah.
00:36:15Oh, my gosh.
00:36:18Hey, I mean,
00:36:18just because Amy and Farrell
00:36:19can't get along
00:36:20doesn't mean we can't.
00:36:21I totally agree.
00:36:24You know,
00:36:25as a peace offering,
00:36:27I think I should make
00:36:28a brownie for Farrell, too.
00:36:29Really?
00:36:30Yeah.
00:36:31You're so nice.
00:36:33I know.
00:36:34Yeah.
00:36:35Hey, could you get me
00:36:36some more chocolate chips?
00:36:36I think they're down there
00:36:37in my basket.
00:36:39Yeah.
00:36:42Could you do it now?
00:36:44Oh, you want them now?
00:36:45Yeah, yeah.
00:36:45Okay, cool, man.
00:36:46Yeah, cool.
00:36:54Yeah, there we go.
00:36:56I got them.
00:36:57Oh, cool.
00:37:05Are you wearing my shirt?
00:37:07No, this is my shirt.
00:37:08Well, it looks a lot like my shirt.
00:37:10You mean the one you're wearing?
00:37:12What?
00:37:14Oh.
00:37:14Oh.
00:37:17Oh.
00:37:18What was that?
00:37:36That's Jack Guthrie,
00:37:38the most popular,
00:37:39best-looking,
00:37:39most attractive guy
00:37:40at Northside High.
00:37:41How do you know who he is?
00:37:41You don't even go to our school.
00:37:43It's Jack Guthrie.
00:37:43You think you can keep a guy
00:37:44who looks like that
00:37:45all to yourself?
00:37:54Hey, Amy.
00:37:55Hi, Jack.
00:37:57Do you accept this, Rose?
00:38:01You know, I've been thinking
00:38:02the prom is just around the corner.
00:38:04In five months.
00:38:06Yeah, in five months.
00:38:07And I was wondering,
00:38:08well,
00:38:09if you don't have any other plans,
00:38:11you'd maybe like to go with me.
00:38:15Wait, me?
00:38:17Oh, my gosh.
00:38:18Yeah, yeah, of course.
00:38:20I'd love that.
00:38:24Great.
00:38:25Well, let's go.
00:38:27Um, but it's in five months.
00:38:31Well, I'm sure you need to
00:38:33pick out a dress
00:38:34and do your hair
00:38:35and all that stuff,
00:38:35so we should probably just,
00:38:36you know,
00:38:37keep going.
00:38:38I'll go with you right now.
00:38:39I'll go anywhere with you.
00:38:40I'm sorry.
00:38:40It can't be you.
00:38:41I'm supposed to ask her.
00:38:44You're supposed to.
00:38:45Who told you to ask me?
00:38:51No one.
00:38:52Just take my hand
00:38:54and we'll be on our way.
00:38:58Seriously?
00:39:01This is the best you can do?
00:39:03You thought by dangling
00:39:04some shiny object in front of me,
00:39:06I would be tempted
00:39:06to leave the contest?
00:39:10Question,
00:39:11do you have any self-respect?
00:39:13Not really.
00:39:14Okay, yeah.
00:39:14Nice strike, Farrell.
00:39:17Better luck next time.
00:39:25What was that?
00:39:26I told you to ask her
00:39:27on a date today.
00:39:29Not to prom
00:39:30in five months.
00:39:31I figure I'm giving you
00:39:32200 bucks
00:39:32for that performance
00:39:33of a lifetime.
00:39:33You got another thing
00:39:34coming, pal.
00:39:35Well, you still owe me
00:39:3650 bucks.
00:39:37For what?
00:39:39My appearance fee.
00:39:40Oh, an 18.95
00:39:40for the roses.
00:39:44Keep the change.
00:39:46By a brain.
00:39:49Hey, Miss Congeniality,
00:39:54it's not a beauty competition.
00:39:56If it was a beauty competition,
00:40:00there'd be no competition.
00:40:02You know,
00:40:03you could be pretty
00:40:04if you wanted to.
00:40:05So you're saying
00:40:05I'm not pretty?
00:40:06Oh, no.
00:40:07Let me rephrase.
00:40:08You could be prettier
00:40:10if you wanted to.
00:40:11But what if I don't want to?
00:40:13Okay?
00:40:13What if I'm fine
00:40:14just the way I am?
00:40:17I think you're afraid
00:40:18of being pretty.
00:40:19I think you're afraid
00:40:20of the attention you'd get.
00:40:21It's not true.
00:40:22Isn't it?
00:40:23I mean, you hide
00:40:23behind your brains
00:40:24and you let your hair
00:40:26grow out like an
00:40:26over-fertilized chia pet
00:40:27and you dress like a boy
00:40:28and not even a cute one.
00:40:30I mean, if you just
00:40:31changed a few little things,
00:40:32everyone could see
00:40:33how beautiful you really are.
00:40:36I don't need
00:40:36to be beautiful, okay?
00:40:38I'm smart.
00:40:39But why can't
00:40:40you be both?
00:40:42Step into my office.
00:40:43You're so surprisingly strong.
00:40:48How's it going?
00:40:51Is this really
00:40:53all we have left?
00:40:55What kind of Sherpa
00:40:56are you?
00:40:58How about a brownie?
00:41:00A brownie, Zane.
00:41:02I love brownies.
00:41:04This is so good.
00:41:07I know.
00:41:08It's so good.
00:41:10Oh.
00:41:12Oh.
00:41:15I want you to have these.
00:41:18A token of my appreciation.
00:41:20I appreciate you.
00:41:21You know that?
00:41:23You got these for me?
00:41:24For you.
00:41:26Thank you, man.
00:41:27Mm-hmm.
00:41:27That makes me feel so special.
00:41:31You are.
00:41:33And so is this brownie.
00:41:35Well done.
00:41:43Oh.
00:41:44I'm in such a good mood now.
00:41:45I really needed this.
00:41:46Okay, cool.
00:41:46I really needed this.
00:41:47All right.
00:41:47Go kill, buddy.
00:41:48I'm going to win.
00:41:49I'm going to win it for us.
00:41:49Get us a car.
00:41:53You look amazing.
00:41:56I feel amazing.
00:41:59Yeah, this should fit you.
00:42:01You have to try it on.
00:42:02How many clothes did you bring?
00:42:04Oh, I brought my entire wardrobe.
00:42:05Okay, I'll give you some privacy.
00:42:06It's time to show the world
00:42:07the real Lola.
00:42:09Whatever your last name is.
00:42:12Physics.
00:42:12Nobody ever gets that.
00:42:21That's good.
00:42:22Hey, where's Lola?
00:42:23I don't know.
00:42:25Who's that?
00:42:26Is that her?
00:42:27No more hiding in the corner
00:42:31like a 10-minute girl.
00:42:33People know that you're an analyst
00:42:35and come and purr.
00:42:37Put your hair down,
00:42:38get your shoes off,
00:42:39come on out to play.
00:42:41Be shy, get on, get on, get on.
00:42:45Wait, what?
00:42:46It can't be.
00:42:47I know that I'm not late.
00:42:48I just checked the time on my phone.
00:42:49I mean, I double-
00:42:50You!
00:42:55You changed the time on my phone
00:42:57so that I wouldn't get back here in time.
00:42:58Well, all I did was give you a makeover.
00:43:00You look amazing, by the way.
00:43:03I look like you!
00:43:04Yeah, like I said, you look amazing.
00:43:07How could you?
00:43:09You know, I thought that for a minute
00:43:11we were friends.
00:43:12No, we could still be friends.
00:43:14I'll pick you up in my car when I win
00:43:16and we can go shopping.
00:43:17I'm sorry to interrupt, little lady,
00:43:19but I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
00:43:22It's over for you.
00:43:25I won't forget this.
00:43:27You may have outsmarted me,
00:43:50but I am smarter than you.
00:43:53Oh, you just wait.
00:43:54You'll regret this.
00:43:55You are going to rue the day
00:43:57you ever messed with La La Zizzix.
00:44:03Woo-wee!
00:44:05I'm going to miss her, huh?
00:44:07She's a feisty one.
00:44:09She looks good, though.
00:44:10You're okay, man?
00:44:19Fine.
00:44:20Yeah, no, I'm fine.
00:44:25Hey.
00:44:26What's up?
00:44:27Hi.
00:44:28Hey, um, so, you know,
00:44:38I've always kind of admired you from afar.
00:44:42I guess you could say I've had a bit of a crush on you.
00:44:47Um, but because of the whole feral Amy thing,
00:44:51I've never really gotten a chance to know you,
00:44:54you know,
00:44:55um, so I was wondering,
00:44:59will you accept these flowers?
00:45:06Yeah.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:07Oh, ah, it's okay.
00:45:09Okay.
00:45:12Thanks.
00:45:13My knees hurt,
00:45:14so I'm going to get up.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:22Hi.
00:45:22It's Sophie here.
00:45:24Still.
00:45:25I'm still here.
00:45:27It's like this is never going to freaking end.
00:45:29You know what?
00:45:29Here's my tip of the day.
00:45:31Never do this.
00:45:36Oh, will you stop it?
00:45:37Can't you see we're all exhausted?
00:45:39Stop being so energetic.
00:45:41You knew what you were signing up for.
00:45:42This is an endurance contest.
00:45:43I came to win.
00:45:44All right.
00:45:45You know what?
00:45:45I think the winner of this contest should be based on popularity,
00:45:48not perseverance.
00:45:49Yeah, but if that was the case,
00:45:50Jerome would win because he has more followers than you.
00:45:52Than you.
00:45:53He doesn't.
00:45:54His cat does.
00:45:55Your cat does.
00:45:55You're right.
00:45:58You don't look so good.
00:46:01Well, I feel amazing,
00:46:02so I'm going to be fine.
00:46:06Now, maybe this contest should be based on need.
00:46:09If that were the case,
00:46:10Chris probably deserves it most.
00:46:12No, he doesn't.
00:46:12Guys, I'm willing to fight for this just like the rest of you.
00:46:16I'm sure we all really need it.
00:46:18Well, one of us already had a car and wrecked it.
00:46:22Personally, I think if you've already had a chance,
00:46:25you should step aside for those more deserving.
00:46:28Well, personally, I think that you're a spoiled brat,
00:46:30so if this were based on who deserves it,
00:46:34then you'd be the first one to go.
00:46:36Okay, I know you're not feeling good, okay?
00:46:39The bathroom's right there.
00:46:41I feel fine.
00:46:42I feel fine.
00:46:43I could really use a break, though.
00:46:44Hey.
00:46:45Yes.
00:46:46Twins.
00:46:46Look at that.
00:46:47Twins break.
00:46:48Less than a minute.
00:46:49Yikes.
00:46:49Oh, my God.
00:46:50Farrah, I don't think you're going to make it to the break.
00:46:52I'm going to make it.
00:46:55I'm going to make it.
00:46:57I'm going to make it.
00:46:59Oh, God.
00:46:59Something's coming.
00:47:01Oh, who's that?
00:47:01Is it coming from?
00:47:02I don't know.
00:47:03What do we do?
00:47:04What do we do?
00:47:05We're not going to make it.
00:47:06We're not going to make it.
00:47:07We're going to die.
00:47:08Come on.
00:47:08Come on.
00:47:12Get out of my way.
00:47:13Oh, my God.
00:47:19Oh, dude, come on.
00:47:20There's like five minutes left.
00:47:21I really got to use the bathroom.
00:47:22Come on.
00:47:22Back off.
00:47:25A little privacy, please.
00:47:28All right.
00:47:28I'm going to see if there's another bathroom in the garage.
00:47:29All right.
00:47:30Hold my place, please.
00:47:30Just a guess.
00:47:31Absolutely.
00:47:31All right.
00:47:33Woo.
00:47:35Woo.
00:47:40Come on.
00:47:41I'm going to kick one.
00:47:43Oh, God.
00:47:46Oh, yeah.
00:47:49That's the stuff.
00:47:50Oh, come on.
00:48:03All right.
00:48:09Uh, hello?
00:48:11Door, door is, uh, door is stuck.
00:48:13You put something in this brownie, didn't you?
00:48:26Maybe.
00:48:28You're so clever.
00:48:30And you're so cute.
00:48:35Is anyone there?
00:48:37Come on.
00:48:38Come on.
00:48:38I got to do this.
00:48:39Oh, hello?
00:48:43Oh, help.
00:48:48Whoa.
00:48:48OK.
00:48:49What is going on here?
00:48:52Ahem.
00:48:53Emerson.
00:48:54He is the enemy.
00:48:57Emerson.
00:48:59You know, to be honest, I just feel embarrassed for you.
00:49:02If you were to see yourself right now, you'd realize just how far you've fallen.
00:49:05You don't come crying to me when you wake up one morning and you look at yourself in the mirror and you say to yourself, what has become of me?
00:49:11Yeah, because I will be off living another life that doesn't involve that.
00:49:19Can I at least have something to eat?
00:49:23Well, thanks.
00:49:24I bet you think you're real funny, don't you?
00:49:39I don't know what you're talking about.
00:49:41Don't you think that I don't know that you were behind whatever problem I just had?
00:49:46Well, I'm not saying that I had anything to do with it, but if I did, you totally deserved it, Farrell.
00:49:53Guys, can we have a truce?
00:49:55Eh, just let them fight.
00:49:57I mean, the more they distract each other, the better chance we have of winning.
00:50:04Hey, where's Clyde?
00:50:12Not Clyde.
00:50:13Oh my god, you guys, it's getting like the Hunger Games around here.
00:50:16Yeah, except we can't kill each other.
00:50:19Can we?
00:50:20I don't want to hear that I can't, cause I can.
00:50:39I'm getting closer every day.
00:50:41Don't tell me I'm not when I know that I am.
00:50:46Just shut up, cause you're in my way.
00:50:48It's the work, but I know the drill.
00:50:51When there's a way, there's a will.
00:50:54You gotta get up, get up, get up.
00:50:57You gotta get up, get up, get tough.
00:51:01Cause winners never quit, winners never win.
00:51:05There's no more giving up, no more giving in.
00:51:08So get up, get up, get up, get up.
00:51:11Make up your mind.
00:51:14What the hell are you doing?
00:51:15Oh, thank you there, Bo.
00:51:38Oh, look at them.
00:51:42Hmm?
00:51:43Kids.
00:51:45What with their eating of the fast food
00:51:47and using emoji-coms instead of words
00:51:50and wanting everything yesterday.
00:51:53They won't last much longer.
00:51:57My money's on the funny-looking one.
00:52:01Hey.
00:52:04Hey, Jerome.
00:52:06Hey, Jerome.
00:52:08Hey, Jerome.
00:52:10Hey, it's me.
00:52:12Everyone's laughing at you, Jerome.
00:52:14They all think you're a fraud.
00:52:16They all think you're a tentative wannabe.
00:52:19Give up, Jerome.
00:52:20Come home and scoop my poop.
00:52:22It's all you ever be good for.
00:52:26You're nothing without me.
00:52:29Hey, crazy cat lady,
00:52:30do you see that cat right there?
00:52:36I'm always seeing cats.
00:52:38You're nothing without me.
00:52:46Oh, that's right.
00:52:47Get out of here.
00:52:50I'm the talented one.
00:52:51I'm the one that sings.
00:52:52You don't even have lips.
00:52:53Did you see that cat right there?
00:53:05What cat?
00:53:07It was a big, giant, like, horror movie cat.
00:53:11It was just talking to me.
00:53:13He was...
00:53:13Hey, how about we go get you some coffee?
00:53:17Cat food?
00:53:17I don't want no cat food.
00:53:20I just...
00:53:20Coffee.
00:53:22I said...
00:53:22I said coffee, Jerome.
00:53:23Coffee.
00:53:24Yeah.
00:53:25It's this way.
00:53:26Yeah, I need some coffee.
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:28Yeah.
00:53:29It was right there.
00:53:30I didn't...
00:53:31Zane.
00:53:33Zane!
00:53:41Where are you?
00:53:42Where are you?
00:53:56Hey, buddy.
00:53:56What are you doing in there?
00:54:01Nothing.
00:54:02A little bird watching.
00:54:04Just chilling.
00:54:05Bird watching in a tent?
00:54:08Yeah.
00:54:09You alone in there?
00:54:14Yeah.
00:54:19You're fraternizing with the enemy.
00:54:21I don't...
00:54:22I don't know what fraternizing means,
00:54:23but if it means making out...
00:54:25Yeah, I've been fraternizing quite a bit,
00:54:27my brother can't have a...
00:54:28No.
00:54:28No high five for you.
00:54:30This was not part of the plan.
00:54:31You have been compromised.
00:54:33Dude, I...
00:54:34I have feelings for Emerson.
00:54:37Feelings?
00:54:37What kind...
00:54:38What kind of feelings?
00:54:40Feelings of, uh...
00:54:41Mistrust?
00:54:42Feelings of disgust?
00:54:42Murderous feelings?
00:54:43What kind of feelings do you have for Zane?
00:54:46No, like...
00:54:47I think I want to ask her father
00:54:48if I can court her.
00:54:51Court her?
00:54:53Are we in the 19th century?
00:54:55Have you been watching Downton Abbey again?
00:54:57No, you don't understand, Mitch.
00:54:59You're right about that.
00:55:00I don't, Zane.
00:55:01I am very disappointed in you.
00:55:04All these years of friendship,
00:55:06and I don't even know who you are anymore,
00:55:07but I see you've made your choice,
00:55:09so fine.
00:55:10You know what?
00:55:11I don't need you either.
00:55:14From now on,
00:55:15you are dead to me.
00:55:17Well, what about the basketball game Saturday?
00:55:20Are we still on for that?
00:55:21You guys were absolutely
00:55:25still on for the basketball game.
00:55:26It's going to be tight.
00:55:27What a chill, then.
00:55:32You're dead to me.
00:55:33Yeah.
00:55:33You understand.
00:55:34Yeah, I get it.
00:55:35This was a really good chat for me.
00:55:36Monumental, I think.
00:55:37Dude, wish me luck.
00:55:39I'm running out of angles for these selfies.
00:55:49Even I'm getting tired of looking at myself.
00:55:53Hey, Jerome,
00:55:53how does the wrapping cat do it?
00:55:56I'm not talking about the cat.
00:55:57I mean, he always looks so good
00:55:59in every single one of his photos, right?
00:56:00Does he have a stylist?
00:56:01Not talking about the cat.
00:56:03He should come guest
00:56:04in one of my segments.
00:56:05We can talk about, like, beauty
00:56:06and hair.
00:56:08Does he deep condition?
00:56:09Does he use moose?
00:56:10Which he probably calls a mouse.
00:56:12Get it?
00:56:13He got it.
00:56:14Can you ask him for me?
00:56:15Okay, enough about the cat already.
00:56:16Okay?
00:56:17Can we please stop talking about the cat?
00:56:18Just lay off the cat.
00:56:20Oh, my gosh.
00:56:21You sounded just like wrapping cat
00:56:23when you said that.
00:56:24You totally didn't.
00:56:25Has anyone ever told you
00:56:26that you sound just like the cat?
00:56:27Okay, I don't sound like the cat.
00:56:28The cat sounds like me.
00:56:30Do you want to know why?
00:56:31Because I am the cat.
00:56:33Cats don't wrap.
00:56:34They don't talk.
00:56:35In fact, I'm pretty sure
00:56:36they don't do anything
00:56:37but eat, sleep, and pee
00:56:38in every other place
00:56:39but the litter box
00:56:40you so thoughtfully put
00:56:41in a convenient location.
00:56:43It was a joke, people.
00:56:45I didn't know 33 million people
00:56:47were going to watch this
00:56:47and I didn't know folks
00:56:48were so ignorant
00:56:50that they could think
00:56:50that a cat, a freaking cat
00:56:52could wrap.
00:56:54It's just stupid.
00:56:55I'm more than just
00:56:56some backup singer
00:56:57to some untalented,
00:56:58ungrateful, freeloading furball.
00:57:00I'm the talented one.
00:57:03Me.
00:57:06Okay, Jerome, show us.
00:57:07Come on, bring it.
00:57:09Show us what you do.
00:57:10Come on, go, Jerome.
00:57:10Yeah?
00:57:11Yeah.
00:57:12Okay.
00:57:13X, O, X, O, X, O, X.
00:57:17Here we go.
00:57:18Oh, Jerome in the house.
00:57:29Oh, my God.
00:57:33Does that video really have
00:57:3433 million views?
00:57:35Oh, my God.
00:57:35Oh, my God.
00:57:35Oh, my God.
00:57:36Oh, my God.
00:57:37Oh, my God.
00:57:37Oh, my God.
00:57:37Oh, my God.
00:57:38Oh, my God.
00:57:38Just leave me alone.
00:57:44Go home already.
00:57:46But look what I'm making
00:57:46for wrapping cat.
00:57:48Great.
00:57:49Now my cat has something
00:57:50to snuggle with at night.
00:57:52And then there was four.
00:57:57How did you do that, voodoo lady?
00:58:06Stay still.
00:58:09You smell like pizza.
00:58:11It's because I haven't really, like,
00:58:15showered in a week.
00:58:17That's so cute.
00:58:19I have to be honest with you
00:58:20and tell you that I am really attracted to you.
00:58:24You remind me so much of my mom.
00:58:28What?
00:58:29I remind you of your mom?
00:58:32Yeah.
00:58:34I mean, no.
00:58:36I just.
00:58:36No, no, no.
00:58:36Oh.
00:58:37Yeah.
00:58:37So, like, you're smart like my mom, right?
00:58:42You're cool like my mom.
00:58:44And you're hot like my mom.
00:58:46What?
00:58:47Hot?
00:58:48Like your mom?
00:58:49What kind of a sick person are you?
00:58:51No.
00:58:51I mean, like, you're not hot like my mom.
00:58:54She's hot like you.
00:58:55Yeah, that really, it doesn't help.
00:58:57That does not, that's not helping.
00:58:58I mean, I don't think you or my mom are hot.
00:58:59Just.
00:59:00Okay.
00:59:00You know what?
00:59:01I lied.
00:59:02Okay, you, you don't smell like pizza.
00:59:03You smell gross.
00:59:05Get out of my tent.
00:59:16Where's my makeup bag?
00:59:17What?
00:59:18Have you seen my makeup bag?
00:59:19Um, no, I.
00:59:20All I could find was the stupid red lipstick.
00:59:22It doesn't even match this outfit.
00:59:24I need my makeup bag.
00:59:26I'm sure you're just as pretty without makeup.
00:59:29That's what they say to ugly people.
00:59:31Don't patronize me.
00:59:32Get out.
00:59:33Don't look at me.
00:59:35Oh, God.
00:59:36I need to find it.
00:59:37I need to find it.
00:59:41Okay, come on.
00:59:42Get yourself together.
00:59:43You can do this.
00:59:44You can do this.
00:59:45You have sit-blind over volcanoes.
00:59:47You can do this.
00:59:48Just deep breaths.
00:59:49Deep breaths.
00:59:50Sorry.
00:59:51Oh, where's the light?
00:59:52Where's the switch?
00:59:53Come on.
00:59:53There it is.
00:59:56Okay.
00:59:57Uh, I don't know how long I've been in here.
01:00:00It could be hours.
01:00:02It could be days.
01:00:02I've totally, totally lost track of time with this.
01:00:05What was that?
01:00:06Oh, no, no, no.
01:00:07Yo.
01:00:09God.
01:00:09God, no.
01:00:12No, no, no, no.
01:00:13This is not happening.
01:00:15This is not happening.
01:00:16Okay, I want to die in a tragic fireball accident.
01:00:20Okay, not in the toilet.
01:00:21This is ridiculous.
01:00:23Okay, come on.
01:00:24Just breathe.
01:00:26Just breathe.
01:00:27Maya, I'm doing it.
01:00:39I am balancing it on my head.
01:00:41Oh, my apple.
01:00:43Oh.
01:00:44Hi, I'm Maya.
01:00:46And I'm Mia.
01:00:46And we're still here.
01:00:49It's been 31 hours so far.
01:00:52And five minutes.
01:00:5331 hours and five minutes.
01:00:54You can't forget the minutes because every minute counts.
01:00:57You are definitely adopted.
01:01:02Hey, Soph.
01:01:04Oh, hi, Lala.
01:01:06Oh, what are you doing?
01:01:07At Big Jim's with the Sophie Jackson.
01:01:10She's never looked better.
01:01:12No, don't.
01:01:12Don't post that.
01:01:15Just it.
01:01:16No, you didn't.
01:01:17I can see how this is going to be so addictive.
01:01:19It already has like 3,000 likes.
01:01:22I'm going to kill you.
01:01:24I just thought you wanted to be noticed.
01:01:27I'm going to shove that phone out.
01:01:32What?
01:01:33No.
01:01:34No.
01:01:36Stop taking pictures of me.
01:01:37Stop looking at me.
01:01:39Are you looking at me?
01:01:40Stop looking at me.
01:01:48My taste for revenge is like pie.
01:01:51It's never ending.
01:01:51Good luck, everyone.
01:01:54Thank you, Lala.
01:02:00All right.
01:02:01So it's been 70 hours since I left on my bike from a horseshoe trailhead.
01:02:07Wait.
01:02:08That wasn't even me.
01:02:09That was James Franklin in that movie where he cut his arm off.
01:02:13I'm not cutting my arm off, all right?
01:02:14That's been done.
01:02:15Okay.
01:02:15I mean, I could cut my leg off.
01:02:19That'd be different, right?
01:02:20What did it be different, though?
01:02:23Oh, my God.
01:02:24What am I saying?
01:02:24I'm losing my mind.
01:02:25I am losing my mind right now.
01:02:28I'm hungry.
01:02:29I need food.
01:02:30I need water.
01:02:33So, so thirsty.
01:02:34I mean, there's got to be water somewhere.
01:02:37Think, like, come on.
01:02:39There's got to be water.
01:02:40The sink doesn't work.
01:02:47Okay, come on.
01:02:55Oh, God.
01:02:59All right, just do it, just do it.
01:03:00Don't look at this.
01:03:15Sooner or later, you're going to have to look out for yourself in this world.
01:03:19I mean, life is just so tough.
01:03:21You can't just let people walk all over you.
01:03:24And sometimes, if you want to get what you want, you have to stop trying to be everybody's
01:03:29best friend.
01:03:30Hey, listen, thank you so much for listening.
01:03:35I mean, it just feels so good to talk to somebody that understands.
01:03:41Can I actually have some of this?
01:03:43Hi, I'm Maya.
01:03:56And I'm Mia.
01:03:57And we're still here.
01:03:59It's been like a million hours.
01:04:01And yes, we're still here.
01:04:02Yeah.
01:04:03This is ridiculous.
01:04:04How long are they going to be standing there?
01:04:06Well, I think...
01:04:07No one cares what you think.
01:04:09Well, I was just going to say...
01:04:10No one cares what you have to say.
01:04:12In fact, without me, you would have nothing to say.
01:04:15That's...
01:04:15What?
01:04:16You know what?
01:04:17I'm finished.
01:04:18I'm out of here.
01:04:19I am done with this stupid competition, and I'm done with you.
01:04:22Without me in your life, you would have no idea what to do.
01:04:29Well, you scared me.
01:04:31I'm sorry.
01:04:32I need to talk to you in private.
01:04:35About what?
01:04:37Feral.
01:04:38It makes me so angry to see how we treat you.
01:04:41In any other situation, I might have to just give him a punch to defend you.
01:04:47Okay, thank you.
01:04:48You're welcome.
01:04:48Yeah, but I think I can handle him myself.
01:04:51Well, I think that I have a way we can get Feral out of both of our lives.
01:04:57What do you mean?
01:04:58You know how Big Jem said that if two people see someone lift their hand, they can have
01:05:02them removed from the competition?
01:05:04Yeah.
01:05:05Well, what if we see Feral lift his hand?
01:05:11Okay, well, obviously, if we see him lift his hand, we're going to say something.
01:05:14No.
01:05:15What if he doesn't, and we say something?
01:05:18No, no.
01:05:24Okay, that wouldn't be right.
01:05:25I couldn't do that.
01:05:27Funny, because he didn't seem to have a problem with it when he asked me if I would help him
01:05:31do that to you.
01:05:33Wait, what?
01:05:34Mm-hmm.
01:05:36Yeah.
01:05:36He thinks we're going to do it right after this.
01:05:39That we're going to get you out of the competition.
01:05:41I can't believe he would do that.
01:05:45No.
01:05:46All right, what can you do?
01:05:48Oh, I know.
01:05:50We can do it to him instead.
01:05:52Take him completely unawares, Amy.
01:05:55We'll never know what hit him.
01:05:58Anyway, think about it.
01:06:01Okay?
01:06:02Excuse me?
01:06:03Mm-hmm.
01:06:04Mm-hmm.
01:06:04Mm-hmm.
01:06:06Mm-hmm.
01:06:08Mm-hmm.
01:06:08Mm-hmm.
01:06:09Mm-hmm.
01:06:09Mm-hmm.
01:06:11Hi, everyone.
01:06:14It's Mia.
01:06:15And I'm...
01:06:18Anti-disestablishmentarianism.
01:06:25That was the word that kept me from winning the ninth grade spelling bee.
01:06:32Not that I'm bitter or anything.
01:06:34Mm-hmm.
01:06:38Anti-disestablishmentarianism.
01:06:41A-N-T-I-D-I-S-E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-S...
01:06:48Nope.
01:06:50A-N-T-I-D-I-S-E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-I-S-M.
01:06:56I...
01:06:56I just did it!
01:07:01He just did it!
01:07:01I just did it!
01:07:02He just did it!
01:07:03He just lifted his hand!
01:07:04What?
01:07:05Hey, can we get Big Jim over here, please?
01:07:08He lifted his hand.
01:07:09No, I didn't.
01:07:10What are you doing?
01:07:11Well, what's going on here, kids?
01:07:13Hey, Big Jim.
01:07:14Um, he...
01:07:14He lifted his hand, so...
01:07:16He's out.
01:07:17Are you a psychopath?
01:07:19I did not lift my hand.
01:07:21Well, now, the rules state that two of you have to see it happen.
01:07:25So, uh, Princess?
01:07:27He take his hand off that car?
01:07:30You saw it, Amy, right?
01:07:32She didn't see anything because nothing happened.
01:07:40Yes.
01:07:42I saw it.
01:07:45But it didn't happen.
01:07:47He never lifted his hand off the car.
01:07:50What?
01:07:51She's lying!
01:07:52She's not lying.
01:07:53Amy wouldn't lie.
01:07:54Oh, yeah, maybe you're both lying.
01:07:56Yeah?
01:07:56Maybe you're in this together against me.
01:07:59Big Jim, you should listen to me.
01:08:02Everybody knows I'm the good guy here.
01:08:05Good guy?
01:08:06Ho-ho!
01:08:07Ah!
01:08:08You're no good guy, dude.
01:08:11Clyde, what happened to you?
01:08:13Well, I just climbed out of the sewer.
01:08:14That's what happened to me.
01:08:15I was stuck in the toilet.
01:08:17And it was dark.
01:08:18And it was scary.
01:08:20And unspeakable things happened in there.
01:08:23Yeah.
01:08:24I escaped by crawling through a pipe under the toilet.
01:08:26The same toilet I've had to...
01:08:28drink out of for the last three weeks to survive.
01:08:33So...
01:08:33we saw you yesterday.
01:08:37Clyde, can you just tell us what's going on?
01:08:40He locked me in the bathroom.
01:08:44Me?
01:08:45You...
01:08:45Yeah.
01:08:47That's ridiculous.
01:08:48You were the only one that knew where I was going, okay?
01:08:50I know what you did.
01:08:51Oh, you know nothing, Clyde.
01:08:52Oh!
01:08:53I know plenty, Chris.
01:08:55I've had nothing but time to think.
01:08:57I've contemplated everything from...
01:08:59Why does the universe exist?
01:09:01To...
01:09:02What do vegetarian zombies eat?
01:09:07Whoa.
01:09:08Look, the point is, I thought about you.
01:09:12And all the bad things you've done.
01:09:14What?
01:09:15Oh, God.
01:09:16Don't get any closer.
01:09:18Are you what?
01:09:19Change the time on my phone like you did with Lala's?
01:09:21Wait, you did that?
01:09:22He also stole Sophie's makeup back.
01:09:24And took Jerome's headphones to make it seem like the cat was talking to him.
01:09:27Hold on, but you weren't even here for that, though.
01:09:29You hear things when you are alone in the bathroom.
01:09:33All right?
01:09:34It's quiet.
01:09:35Wait.
01:09:36So you poisoned my brownie?
01:09:38No, no.
01:09:39That was me.
01:09:40Wait, but...
01:09:41You had Jack Guthrie come here and try and lure me away?
01:09:45That was me.
01:09:46But we're not talking about that right now.
01:09:47We're talking about you!
01:09:49I always knew you were a fraud.
01:09:52You said that you worked at a donut shop every day before school.
01:09:56How is that possible?
01:09:57There's not an ounce of fat on your body.
01:10:00Everyone knows you can't be around donuts without eating all of them.
01:10:04Second, you told me you worked at a rock quarry every day after school.
01:10:07Go ahead and feel his hands, Clyde.
01:10:09Why?
01:10:10I think they feel like a newborn baby's buttocks.
01:10:13You haven't seen a day of manual labor in your life.
01:10:18We're going in now.
01:10:19You said that your father was fighting in Canada.
01:10:22Well, I Google it.
01:10:24There's no war in Canada right now.
01:10:26Not a single one.
01:10:28Your dad isn't serving our country.
01:10:30He's serving drinks at a nightclub in Toronto.
01:10:33I am so on to you right now, Chris.
01:10:36Global warming.
01:10:38Was that you?
01:10:39Huh?
01:10:40Beaver fever.
01:10:41Did you do that?
01:10:42What do you do in your spare time?
01:10:43Hunt manatees?
01:10:46And finally, you said that you just love working with old people.
01:10:50But I know that the only reason you have that job is so that you can nurse your addiction to prune juice.
01:10:58That's a lie.
01:10:58It's the truth.
01:11:01No.
01:11:05It's true.
01:11:06That one was a total guess.
01:11:08I need that.
01:11:09Clyde, give me that.
01:11:10I need that.
01:11:11You almost got me.
01:11:19You almost got me.
01:11:20I'm just going to put my hand back and then, you know, we're all good.
01:11:26Well, son, unless you have some mystical third hand that none of us here know about, you're out.
01:11:35Big Jim, they tricked me.
01:11:41And I think they should be the ones that get out of this competition, not me.
01:11:53You'll pay for this, Farrell.
01:11:56You will pay in retail.
01:11:58And you.
01:12:00I thought we had something special.
01:12:04Oh, I'll be back.
01:12:05Clyde, it's in my contract.
01:12:09I'm back for the sequel.
01:12:13Well, then, unless my math fails me, I believe we are down to two.
01:12:22Ew.
01:12:26Clyde, I am so sorry.
01:12:28It's not fair you're out of the contest.
01:12:30You should at least have another chance to win the car.
01:12:33Hey, no worries.
01:12:34You know, it's not about the destination.
01:12:36It's about the journey.
01:12:37You know?
01:12:38And I got to body surf on 100 yards of raw sewage.
01:12:42I mean, anything after that would be a letdown.
01:12:46So.
01:12:46Goggles.
01:12:47Goggles.
01:12:50Helmet.
01:12:54Motorcycle.
01:12:58Do you not?
01:13:00What did you?
01:13:01Did you sell my motorcycle?
01:13:04Jim?
01:13:05Did you sell my motorcycle?
01:13:06What do vegetarian zombies eat?
01:13:12What?
01:13:12I don't know.
01:13:13Maybe.
01:13:14I can't.
01:13:26I didn't know you can make pies like that.
01:13:29Well, I'm a pretty good cook.
01:13:29What do you want?
01:13:32Look.
01:13:34I know I might be a creep.
01:13:36Hmm.
01:13:37But I'm not the type of creep who would say weird things about their mom.
01:13:42Like, that's just not me.
01:13:45And I want to express to you in no uncertain terms that I do not think my mom is hot.
01:13:53In any way.
01:13:55Like, at all.
01:13:58But I do think you're hot.
01:14:01I think you're so hot.
01:14:05Really?
01:14:06Yeah.
01:14:07I mean, you're foxy.
01:14:10I mean, you're hotter than any mom could ever be.
01:14:12I mean, not like, I mean, if you decided to become a mom that you wouldn't be hot.
01:14:23Like, you would be.
01:14:24It's all right.
01:14:24Hey, can we just not talk about moms?
01:14:26Right.
01:14:27Yeah.
01:14:27No moms.
01:14:28No moms.
01:14:30So, um, are we good?
01:14:34Yeah, we're good.
01:14:35Okay.
01:14:37Is that your underwear?
01:14:40Uh, yes.
01:14:41But I promise that they're clean.
01:14:45Ish.
01:14:51Hey.
01:14:57For what?
01:15:00For defending me with Chris.
01:15:05Being a jerk to you is my thing.
01:15:08Come on, I can't have him encroaching on my territory.
01:15:11Um, can I tell you a secret?
01:15:23You would trust me with a secret?
01:15:25Oh, no.
01:15:26Okay.
01:15:27You're just the only one here, so I...
01:15:29Um, the real reason I need this car is because, uh, my family can't afford to get me one.
01:15:47Aren't you, like, super rich?
01:15:49Uh, actually, my dad got fired.
01:15:55My dad's looking for a new job, and my mom is looking for my new dad.
01:16:01And I'm just the only one here.
01:16:02I'm just the only one here.
01:16:02I'm just the only one here.
01:16:06Wow.
01:16:06Yeah.
01:16:10As far as secrets go, that's kind of a lame one, though.
01:16:14I'm just saying, it's not...
01:16:17Everyone goes through that kind of thing.
01:16:20It's nothing to be ashamed of.
01:16:22Can I tell you a secret?
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:38Okay.
01:16:42Sophie was right.
01:16:46I always compete with you because I want you to notice me.
01:16:52I really like being around you.
01:17:01That's definitely something you shouldn't keep a secret.
01:17:05I really like being around you.
01:17:13I really like being around you.
01:17:22And if we believe anything we dream will come true if we're having fun.
01:17:39And say, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:17:53Feryl.
01:18:02Feryl.
01:18:03What?
01:18:04Feryl, stay awake.
01:18:08Uh, I'm so tired.
01:18:10Yeah.
01:18:11Yeah, me too.
01:18:12i can't believe i used to take sleep for granted i mean all those mornings i woke up early just to
01:18:22vandalize your locker before you got to school i could have been at home in bed i just can't
01:18:29believe how much time i spent up late at night hacking into the school's computer system
01:18:34to change your grades from as to c's or slash your service hours or give you detention or
01:18:41take points off your sats i'd trade it all in for like four minutes of sleep right now
01:18:48wait that was you
01:18:51it's always been me
01:18:58it's always been you
01:19:11so
01:19:18Oh, my God.
01:19:48Hi there.
01:19:51I am truly sorry to say this, but you are both out of the competition.
01:19:57What?
01:19:57No, no.
01:19:58Both of us?
01:19:59That's not fair.
01:20:00After 50 hours and 8 minutes, we have no winner.
01:20:06No, no, no, no.
01:20:07That's not right.
01:20:08There has to be a winner.
01:20:09I'm sorry.
01:20:11Rules are rules.
01:20:12Now, I would like to thank both of you for your participation by awarding you these authentic Big Jim key rings.
01:20:23Huh?
01:20:24No, I don't want that.
01:20:26You sure?
01:20:26I'm positive.
01:20:27All right.
01:20:28Because I ain't going to offer it again.
01:20:30Anyways, I want to wish both of you a fantastic day.
01:20:34Thank you for playing.
01:20:35Can he do that?
01:20:36I don't care if he can or not.
01:20:38We're not going to let him.
01:20:39This isn't fair.
01:20:39Dude, come on.
01:20:40We stood there for three days.
01:20:41Stop ignoring us.
01:20:42Was this just some big scam to get people to come to your dealership?
01:20:44Are you thinking to give us a car or are you just a crook?
01:20:46Me.
01:20:54I'm the crook.
01:20:56What about you?
01:20:59You cheated.
01:21:00You tried to lure her away with that good-looking guy.
01:21:03And you, you poisoned him.
01:21:06I got a newsflash for you.
01:21:08Both of you were looking for the easy way to get what you want.
01:21:11That's what you all do now.
01:21:14I'll tell you something.
01:21:15When I was your age, I had to work for my first car.
01:21:19Okay, I worked.
01:21:20And I saved money for a year so that I could afford the car of my dreams.
01:21:24Now you guys think life is just, I don't know what, some big popularity contest.
01:21:29And whoever has the most friends wins.
01:21:31You want something bad enough?
01:21:34Well, you've got to work for it.
01:21:37You ain't going to get it for free.
01:21:40And you sure ain't going to take it from somebody else.
01:21:43We're not like that.
01:21:44The contest is over.
01:21:47Read the rules.
01:21:48It says very clear in section three, paragraph five, line six.
01:21:53The last person with their hand on that car wins.
01:21:57There was no last person.
01:21:59And you both lose.
01:22:01Now, if you will kindly excuse me, I have a business to run.
01:22:09Wait.
01:22:12Wait, no.
01:22:13I remember now.
01:22:14There was someone with their hand on the car.
01:22:16It was Amy.
01:22:17She won.
01:22:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:22:19It was Farrell.
01:22:19I lifted my hand first, okay?
01:22:21Farrell won.
01:22:22Fair and square.
01:22:22No, I definitely did not win.
01:22:23That did not happen.
01:22:24Yes, you did.
01:22:25Okay, stop trying to be so competitive.
01:22:26If I said you won, you won.
01:22:28I admit it.
01:22:29Total loser right here.
01:22:30No, you won, Farrell.
01:22:31So shines a good deed on a weary world.
01:22:42That was it.
01:22:44Right there.
01:22:45That is what I was waiting for.
01:22:47Huh?
01:22:49So were we competing for a car or for your chocolate factory?
01:22:53Don't you see?
01:22:55Guys, you were competing for all that's good in the world.
01:22:59Oh, you were competing for virtues and values and honor and all that's right.
01:23:06Well, yes, true.
01:23:07You were competing for yourselves.
01:23:10But you were also competing for each other.
01:23:14I was competing for the car.
01:23:18Yeah, listen.
01:23:19About the car.
01:23:22Mommy made me eat my M&Ms.
01:23:24Mommy made me eat my...
01:23:26Hi, it's Maya here.
01:23:28And Mia.
01:23:28And we're back.
01:23:31And back together because we're the only ones who can stand to be around us.
01:23:35Love you forever.
01:23:37Aw, I love you too.
01:23:39We all know you're wondering who won Big Jim's Dream Car Contest.
01:23:42And we're here with all the gory details.
01:23:45We'll get to the winner in a sec.
01:23:46But first, let's take a look at all the losers.
01:23:48Colby Mann didn't live up to his name and went all girly less than 15 minutes in.
01:23:54Now, instead of wearing an athletic supporter, he is one.
01:23:58Aw, poor Colby.
01:24:00Lala Zizek's didn't win.
01:24:01And to be honest, I like the way she looked before her makeover.
01:24:04Oh my gosh, so glad you said something because I totally agree.
01:24:08You should never give in to peer pressure.
01:24:10Don't change to be like everyone else.
01:24:13Seriously, just keep it real.
01:24:15Clyde Kosar didn't win, which is really sad because he was really cute.
01:24:20Oh yeah.
01:24:20Although he later attempted to set a record for jumping his motorcycle over 53 food trucks.
01:24:27How impressive.
01:24:28He's my man crush Monday every single Monday.
01:24:31Unfortunately, it didn't work out quite how he planned.
01:24:34We wish you a speedy recovery, Clyde.
01:24:36We really do.
01:24:37Call me Clyde.
01:24:38Call me.
01:24:39Call me.
01:24:40Call me.
01:24:41Jerome Bryant lost the contest, but won a recording contract.
01:24:45More importantly though, how did he teach that cat to rap?
01:24:49Yeah, how?
01:24:50That cat is so talented.
01:24:52Seriously, I wish I had half the talent that cat has.
01:24:55Sophie Jackson?
01:24:57Wait, what even happened to her?
01:24:59I don't know.
01:25:00She hasn't tweeted in three days.
01:25:02It's like she's fallen off the face of the earth.
01:25:04Sophie, if you're okay, please let us know by tweeting a selfie or something.
01:25:08Hashtag Sophie, where are you?
01:25:12Which of course leaves just two.
01:25:14Our very own Katniss and Peeta.
01:25:16Katniss and Peeta?
01:25:17They're here?
01:25:18No, me, Amy Robertson, Farrell Bennett.
01:25:22Oh.
01:25:23So which one won?
01:25:25Who was the ultimate winner of their dream car?
01:25:30It was a tie!
01:25:3450 hours.
01:25:36I did not think you would make it past four.
01:25:38What can I say?
01:25:39I can wait years for something.
01:25:41I won.
01:25:41Yeah, you might want to keep your hands on the steering wheel there, Don Juan.
01:25:45Okay.
01:25:45You, uh, you might need this.
01:25:50Yeah!
01:25:51Okay, this is so awesome.
01:25:53Let's go, let's go.
01:25:56That, my friend, is the future driving off there.
01:26:07Me, it don't look so bad.
01:26:10Come on, Bo.
01:26:11I'm going to take you for a walk.
01:26:13I, I, I'm sorry.
01:26:15That was wrong of me.
01:26:17I can't walk you without a leash.
01:26:19That'd be against the law.
01:26:20Ha, ha, ha.
01:26:21Come on, Bo.
01:26:25You know, that was actually a lot of fun.
01:26:32Were you just going to kiss me?
01:26:33No.
01:26:33You were totally just going to kiss me just then.
01:26:36Do you have a problem with that?
01:26:38I have a huge problem with that.
01:26:41If anyone's going to kiss anyone, I'm going to kiss you first.
01:26:43No, because the thing is, is I thought of it first.
01:26:45You did not think of it first.
01:26:46I literally guarantee you that I thought of it first.
01:26:48No, no, no, no, that is not true.
01:26:49Pretty true, I'd say.
01:26:51Hey, guys, can you just kiss already?
01:26:53Yeah, it's fine.
01:27:01Cool.
01:27:01Okay.
01:27:03Hey, when do I get to drive?
01:27:05Tomorrow.
01:27:06We agree.
01:27:07Now, I get the car on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and you get it on Tuesdays, Thursdays,
01:27:10and Saturdays.
01:27:11And we get it on Sundays.
01:27:13Maybe.
01:27:13See, we can all work together.
01:27:15Everything doesn't have to be a competition all the time.
01:27:18Whoa.
01:27:18Hey, guys.
01:27:19What's that?
01:27:20Pay attention to the road.
01:27:21Okay, I don't need you telling me how to drive.
01:27:23Well, obviously, you need someone telling you.
01:27:25I thought we were past this.
01:27:26I thought you changed.
01:27:27Changed from what?
01:27:27A licensed driver?
01:27:28I know what I'm doing.
01:27:29Honestly, you just need to come down with this.
01:27:30Okay, Amy, this is good.
01:27:33I just want to feel the passion.
01:27:38It'll shine.
01:27:40I know it.
01:27:42Kitchen every moment.
01:27:45Take it all in and dump this out.
01:27:48Shake it all out and shout out loud.
01:27:52Live it to love and love to live.
01:27:55Take it all.
01:27:56Take it all in.
01:27:59Take it all in and don't miss out.
01:28:15Shake it all out and shout out loud.
01:28:19Live it to love and love to live.
01:28:22Take it all.
01:28:24Take it.
01:28:24Take it all in and don't miss out.
01:28:27Shake it all out and shout out loud.
01:28:30Live it to love and love to live.
01:28:33Take it all.
01:28:35Take it all in and don't miss out.
01:28:39Shake it all out and shout out loud.
01:28:42Live it to love and love to live.
01:28:45Take it all.
01:28:46Take it all in and don't miss out.
01:28:50Shake it all up and shout out loud
01:28:53Live the love and love to live
01:28:57Take it all, take it all, take it all
01:29:00Into this side
01:29:02Shake it all up and shout out loud
01:29:05Live the love and love to live
01:29:08Take it all, take it all
01:29:20Live the love and love to live
01:29:50Live the love and love to live
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