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00:00Are you a soup?
00:01No, I'm an adjunct professor marketing.
00:19Oh, Jesus.
00:23Emma, you clear the performing arts center.
00:25Okay, teachers, administration.
00:28Jordan, you sweep the student union.
00:29There's a panic button in Shetty's office under her desk.
00:31It'll lock down pretty much everything.
00:33Okay, that's where I'm going.
00:35Yo, yo, yo, fam.
00:36What up?
00:36It's your fave social media advisor, Jeff Pitikarski.
00:39This is all you Jeffsters can see.
00:41No crutches, no cast, legs finally heal.
00:44Hashtag hot Jeff summer.
00:46Oh, God, please.
00:47Somebody fucking help me.
00:48Oh, fuck it.
00:58Oh, shit.
00:59Escaped meth head.
01:00East campus quad.
01:01Fuck me.
01:02There's more than one.
01:03All units, alpha protocol.
01:04You're safer inside, dummy.
01:17My cover's blown.
01:29I think our rehab might be unlocked.
01:33Let's do a live stream.
01:34Ever since Translucent died, there's been a gaping empty hole in the seven.
01:42That's why I'm proposing number 27, Maverick.
01:46Who better to replace Translucent than Translucent's son?
01:49If he's going to be as much of a perv as his father, then we just can't do this.
01:53He wasn't that bad.
01:54What is it?
01:56Uh, there's an issue on campus.
01:59What?
02:00Stay right there.
02:01I'm just waiting for a couple more people to hop on.
02:06Holy fucking shit.
02:09Harp, are you watching this?
02:16Eat it.
02:24Oh, my God.
02:35Where the fuck is Shetty?
02:39Oh, fuck.
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