00:00I'm sure everybody's been talking about the Haitian mortician and how it's it's
00:03really become like a life of its own everything he couldn't be the Russian
00:09mortician, the Spanish mortician, he had to be Haitian I'm like oh my god but you
00:13know I thank you so much for fucking a Haitian mortician because I mean
00:17everyone's talking about Haiti right now. It's good. Thank you. Anything to help.
00:23Yeah it's going well. But now we need to raise more money for the country. I didn't know that last night he won an award but you know I laugh at it it's pretty funny but I did not cheat on Martina with a Haitian mortician I mean it's funny it is funny you have to admit you know I told this story to Adriana I had a lot of funny
00:44story happening with me throughout my life and this particular situation was years ago
00:49before I met Martina and he was actually a Mauritian beautician he offered me to go to make
00:55and I did not give him a coffee maker. You didn't give him the coffee maker? No, no. Why did the whole coffee maker thing come on? Because you know like it showed stories and I told her different things so she picked up a coffee maker I gave to somebody
01:09a Mauritian something else something else and put it all in present tense in one story so
01:16the Haitian mortician ended up being in present tense somehow with a coffee maker in his pocket you know.
01:21Oh my. Have you known a Haitian mortician since?
01:24I don't know. I haven't seen him since he offered me the makeup I was like I'm very much alive.
01:29Listen. Thank you. All of this I get already what I need to know is what is his name like give me some
01:35give me a letter like give me the first. I remember him as Haitian mortician. What is his last name? Otherwise I would have I would have probably given a name for Rihanna but it was like Haitian mortician. But he has his name right? Wait. I don't remember what happened yesterday. You know all the Haitians we all always have the same.
01:51Years ago. Years ago. So you don't know the name of anybody you had sex with?
01:55I remember the name of every single person I said for you. Good for you. And I said every single one. What's your body count? I don't count.
02:07You don't count. Julia. Amazing. Amazing. Do you count? I don't count. I don't count. We've lost count. And when you don't count it doesn't count. I know my numbers. And that's why it doesn't count. Oh my god. This is so good. So good. I look at him and I'm like I did not say that. Did that came out? Yeah it came out. But you know that's the thing with Julia and I like we laugh. It's it's fun. It's whatever. Yeah it's fun. It's so fun. We always have fun together.
02:36He made me shocked the way he looked at me. I was like what did I do. Do you see a path forward with you and Adriana ever again? I do actually last night for last night after a year of not speaking to each other I walked up to her she was she was at the party talking to Darren Carb and I walked in to them and I just said hello Adriana can we say hello to each other congratulations for the award and can we talk
03:06and we started talking it lasted for like almost an hour and a half. We had all the bravo liberties coming and checking on us with happy eyes. Oh my god I've seen you smile. Lisa Barlow came in and you know everyone was kind of rooting for us.
03:22So it's it's an open door. We'll see what happens but you know at least we start talking because it was just you know we both said and did hurtful things to each other and if we can admit it both of us and move forward that's that's a huge relief.
03:38That's something you know and again because we had a real friendship which was fractured and damaged in such a massive way.
03:46I believe only like when it comes to heart we could we can move forward. I love that I love that so much.
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