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00:00WASH UP!
00:04What a mystery, isn't it?
00:08What could have happened here?
00:15One dead!
00:19I'm going to kill you all, you sons of bitches!
00:23I am the rapist jellyfish!
00:25Metroid 3, Super Metroid, the rapist jellyfish, in a new chapter of...
00:35Respect for retro!
00:38Oh, how rude, really!
00:42The last Metroid is in captivity.
00:46The galaxy is at peace.
00:49Check this out, this intro is pretty cool, huh?
00:5616 bits.
00:58She's so beautiful, I'm going to have a good time.
01:01And here we are, ready to set things right, with our heroine, Samus, the hottie.
01:08Let's see the buttons, I'll jump...
01:11I'll shoot, I should test it before recording.
01:15But better not.
01:17I bring you democracy, alien friends.
01:22This little game, now a few years old, from the fourth generation,
01:28It embodies, like few others, the spirit of this section, which is to teach old games that are playable and enjoyable today.
01:36For those of you who don't know him, I really recommend you give him a chance.
01:42Because it's better than 90% of the Metroidvania games on Steam, plain and simple.
01:48That's all there is to it.
01:49That says it all.
01:50Let the weapons do the talking.
01:52What will we find here?
01:55Oh no!
01:55The rapist jellyfish.
01:58Samus, come here.
02:00I've been bitten by a cobra.
02:01Come and take the poison out of me.
02:02I'm going to rape you, Samus.
02:06I'm going to rape you.
02:09You smell so good, Samus!
02:11You smell so good!
02:13Come here, you're so beautiful!
02:17Show me your tits, Samus.
02:19Oh, I've got you!
02:21You smell like females, Samus.
02:23Come with me, come.
02:26Don't get yourself robbed.
02:29Come with your friend, little jellyfish.
02:31I'll catch you!
02:32What tiny fingers, Samus!
02:34What tiny fingers!
02:35Oh, I touched you!
02:37Take!
02:40Oh, I'll get you!
02:41Come with little jellyfish, come.
02:43Ouch, I touched your butt!
02:47It encourages me, dicks!
02:49But?
02:50This game has changed a lot.
02:52I don't remember it that way.
02:54I think I downloaded one of those ROM hacks.
02:57This isn't the original, is it?
02:58But anyway, let's keep playing.
02:59Now let's go back to where we started.
03:01Nothing, this level is a fucking tutorial.
03:03It's going back to where we started.
03:06And on we go.
03:13And we managed to escape heroically.
03:17As it could not be otherwise.
03:21Pimba!
03:22Good triumphs.
03:25Damn!
03:26More intros.
03:27In other words, intro, tutorial, intro.
03:29No, thanks.
03:31And here we arrive at the end.
03:35After a while.
03:37What did you think?
03:38After two intros and a tutorial
03:41You were going to start playing, shooting.
03:44Well no.
03:45You are going to arrive at a planet
03:46where there are no enemies
03:48until you pick up a certain item.
03:51Me, back here, let me see.
03:52This could then be done with the poop bomb.
03:55But we have to get bugballs.
03:57There are many things to pick up.
03:58This game, as you can see,
03:59The maps are huge.
04:02There are hours and hours here.
04:04of vice and of exploring.
04:06In fact, the game
04:07It has an ending
04:08as a secret,
04:10which is not normal,
04:13that comes out on its own
04:13If you do,
04:14If I remember correctly,
04:15in less than three hours.
04:17This game,
04:18if you enjoy exploring
04:20and trying to grasp everything,
04:21You can go here
04:22many more hours.
04:24That is, a lot.
04:25And in that ending
04:26Samus appears.
04:29Lightly dressed.
04:31What a hottie!
04:33Here you will find
04:34many little paths like that one
04:36which will only allow you to pass
04:38if you do the bug ball.
04:39That's what I'm getting at.
04:40As you can see, the doors are opening.
04:41shooting.
04:43Depending on their color.
04:44These blue ones
04:45because they open
04:47with the normal shot
04:48and that one over there in front
04:49with the missile.
04:51And so, as we manage
04:52more and better weapons,
04:54we will be able to access
04:55to new parts
04:57which we will not be able to
04:59access normally.
05:01Until we get
05:02the item or improvement.
05:03This really
05:04It was the game
05:05who invented
05:06Metroidvanias.
05:07Because Castlevania,
05:09the Symphony of the Night,
05:12Well, it's basically
05:13a Metroid
05:13took over his system
05:15exploration
05:15maps
05:16and added
05:17that little touch
05:18RPG
05:19to improve stats,
05:21to obtain items,
05:23armor,
05:24better weapons.
05:26It's done here too,
05:27but in a way
05:28much more limited.
05:29This game,
05:30Let's remember that it is older.
05:31of the previous generation.
05:33And the first
05:34of the NES.
05:35Third generation,
05:37the 8-bit one.
05:38Imagine,
05:39at that time
05:39this type of games
05:40and this type of development.
05:42So yes,
05:44many,
05:44quite a few,
05:45quite a few years
05:47before Symphony of the Night
05:49already existed
05:51the first
05:52Metroidvania.
05:53And here
05:54let's get
05:55Finally
05:55the first
05:56upgrade
05:57There you see it
05:58It's the little ball
05:58this
05:59that makes us
06:01do,
06:01I'll translate them there.
06:03morphine ball,
06:04That's what it means.
06:05Morphin Ball.
06:06Which allows us
06:07do
06:08the pill bug.
06:09And that light
06:10alert
06:10now
06:11to all the fucking bugs
06:13by the time we go out
06:14are waiting for us.
06:16Yeah,
06:16spoiler.
06:17We will continue
06:18our epic
06:19exploration
06:21for these
06:22mysterious
06:23worlds.
06:25Let's see
06:25What's here?
06:27This here
06:28with the missile
06:29We don't have it yet.
06:30These blocks
06:31You see there
06:31They break.
06:32This too
06:33it was relatively
06:34novel
06:34at the time.
06:36Let's see this
06:36This one broke.
06:37No,
06:38No, this is not it.
06:38Out.
06:39And here we go again.
06:40with the new ability
06:41pill bug.
06:42Well, mechanical
06:42that today
06:43They are very well known
06:44because of these games
06:45have been done
06:45a lot.
06:47You take item
06:47You keep moving forward.
06:49And here at last
06:50the fucking missiles.
06:52With them
06:53we will kill
06:54more and better
06:55and we will open
06:56new doors.
06:58Every time
06:59that is taken
06:59one of those
07:00It's not just going to give you
07:01a few missiles
07:02but it will increase
07:03in 5
07:03the capacity
07:04maximum
07:05missiles
07:06that it can carry.
07:07So that's great.
07:08take them all off
07:09those who can
07:10and choose them
07:11switch to view
07:12with the CELET
07:13quite
07:14kinda
07:15orthopedic
07:15oh well
07:16That's what there was
07:17at the time.
07:18And now, yes
07:18we can open
07:19this door
07:20like a rose
07:21with 5
07:22missiles
07:23well, just right
07:23those of us who have
07:24for that
07:25They gave it to us
07:26inside
07:28Samus
07:28this level
07:30well, practically
07:31It's another tutorial
07:32Let's see here
07:34that find
07:34look at a
07:35little lights
07:37of these
07:37Another one who raises the alarm
07:38well, other missiles
07:40which gives us 5
07:42And you will say
07:43clear
07:43They asked me for 5
07:44open the door
07:44What a load of crap
07:45No
07:46It also increases by 5
07:47as I have told you
07:48before
07:48even though you see here
07:49that we have 5
07:50our capacity
07:51now
07:51to be able to carry
07:52missiles
07:52increases to 10
07:54Oh look
07:56and shooting
07:57with the normal
07:58to a door
07:59which we have already opened
07:59with missiles
08:00Well, it's opening again now.
08:02He only asks for it
08:02the first time
08:03that you open it
08:04bug hello
08:05and we're leaving
08:06the way we came
08:08I
08:09sadly
08:10This was a game
08:11that I never had
08:12and the weird thing
08:12I never met
08:13to no one
08:14that he had it
08:16And look at my friends
08:17were
08:18around that time
08:19They were giving it to him hard.
08:20to this
08:20I think this game
08:22here
08:23at least in Spain
08:24It wasn't very common
08:25to see
08:25I just can't explain it.
08:27And now at last
08:28we begin
08:29to kill
08:30They give us little missiles there
08:33whenever we lack
08:34health
08:35or some kind of weapon
08:36the drops
08:38of the bugs
08:38They release them quite a bit.
08:40Well, imagine.
08:41that you stay
08:41without a weapon
08:42or something
08:42It's that directly
08:43you stay
08:44locked up
08:44So I recommend
08:46that you use them
08:47don't be there
08:48saving them
08:48because it's not necessary
08:50Now to go up
08:52the way we came
08:53this area
08:53It was a shitty thing.
08:54this little jump
08:55of death
08:55fall here
08:56It's very easy.
08:57when you're on top of everything
08:57reaching the top
08:59and lows
09:00all the way down
09:01And start all over again
09:02The good thing is that killing these
09:04Behold
09:05for speaking
09:05I was going to say
09:06It's quite easy.
09:07and they have given me
09:08but nothing
09:08you see that life
09:09He's going to give it to you again.
09:10as you kill him
09:11It's not too complicated.
09:13this game
09:14the difficulty
09:15It's not that much.
09:15the part
09:16of the skill
09:17to kill
09:17and dodge
09:18and so on
09:19but
09:20not to be missed
09:21because the maps
09:22I repeat
09:23They are giants
09:24Here's the one I'm pointing at.
09:26this orthopedic
09:27with the buttons
09:28R
09:29or L
09:29whatever you call them
09:30the folders
09:30that's what invented them
09:32the whore
09:33Super Nintendo
09:34the first time
09:36that a controller
09:36It had buttons
09:37up there
09:37not the PlayStation
09:39like many
09:39you will think
09:40now go up
09:41and leave
09:43to the area
09:43for which
09:44we have entered
09:45try to get
09:47the next
09:48item
09:49the next improvement
09:50what is
09:50the poop
09:51bomb
09:52now yes
10:02we can continue moving forward
10:03Remember all
10:04those passageways
10:04narrow
10:05that we have seen
10:06going down to here
10:07for which
10:08we will be able to enter
10:09now with the new
10:10item
10:11or improvement
10:12without any
10:13problem
10:14Let's see this
10:15I think this one too
10:16I needed
10:17to have the bombs
10:19those that it puts
10:19when he has the ball
10:20Yeah
10:21look
10:22those blocks
10:23they break
10:23with the little pumps
10:24which is next
10:25that we're going to take
10:26right there in front
10:29have
10:30a door
10:30very good
10:31I have fallen
10:32Well
10:32could have fallen
10:33all the way down
10:33altogether
10:34the jump
10:35I haven't said it
10:36It's also somewhat
10:36queer
10:37It's hard to get used to it
10:38what it said
10:39pink door
10:40five missiles
10:41He left me
10:43There's that missile
10:44and inside
10:45gameplays
10:46quality
10:47Like and subscribe
10:49Here we have
10:50galactic vermin
10:52how malicious
10:53dies bug
10:55annoying little fly
10:57another one outside
10:59missile thief
11:00now yes
11:01Who is a good gamer?
11:03Hey?
11:04who?
11:04I
11:05Who else?
11:07map room
11:08here
11:09cyberblowjob
11:11full access
11:12and shows us
11:13the map
11:14exactly the same
11:16exactly the same
11:17to the symphony of nai
11:19let's see
11:20How do you get out of here?
11:22No, this is for change.
11:24Look, damn it!
11:25It says so right there.
11:26I'm Mongolian.
11:27pressing start
11:28and to continue
11:29let's see
11:30fuck
11:32fuck
11:32I was giving it a try
11:34instead of the shot
11:34fucking buttons
11:35Nintendo
11:36that put them
11:37different
11:37to everyone
11:38I am sure
11:39that the founder
11:40from Nintendo
11:41and Hitler
11:41They were relatives
11:43I don't know
11:43It's an idea
11:43that I have always had
11:44I
11:44fully loaded with missiles
11:46fuck
11:48Well, according to how I'm playing
11:49here to record it
11:50I'm itching
11:52the little game
11:52the truth is that
11:53It's very entertaining
11:55Let's go
11:56I've said it before.
11:57top
11:58probably
11:59three
12:00of retro games
12:02more enjoyable
12:05as of today
12:06Moreover, it's not a
12:07at least from my point of view
12:08It's not an RPG
12:08which for me are games
12:10that most enjoyable
12:11They are from the generations
12:12that
12:13the fourth
12:14and so on
12:14the fifth one too
12:15the one for the PlayStation 1
12:16Here we have saved
12:18a room
12:19to save
12:20exactly the same
12:21something else like it
12:21to the symphony of nai
12:23who came in the next generation
12:24Konami's
12:27those of
12:29Castlevania
12:30I think they noticed
12:32quite a lot in this game
12:33they said
12:34Damn, this is...
12:35very good
12:35What great mechanics!
12:36and we do
12:37the same
12:38with our game
12:39big shot
12:41And that's when they took him out.
12:42at the time
12:44to keep going up
12:45and to take
12:47the item
12:47of the little pump
12:48poop
12:49These guys are bastards
12:50See?
12:50I told you
12:51if ever
12:51I'm lying to you, guys.
12:52never
12:53and down here
12:54If I'm not mistaken
12:55memory
12:55here it is
12:57yes, yes, yes
12:59this
12:59what we are coming
13:02to look
13:02more little flies
13:03balls
13:04perfect
13:05to recharge
13:07There you have it.
13:07all those items
13:08what is
13:09life
13:09this
13:11The same can be done
13:12better
13:13like I'm doing it
13:14oh well
13:15oh well
13:16each
13:17play as best you can
13:18do not judge
13:19and you will not be judged
13:21which said
13:22kamisama
13:22the little fly
13:24fuck
13:24I'm so good
13:25Okay, okay.
13:27Okay, okay.
13:28I forgive you
13:30I'll let you live.
13:31This opens with missiles
13:32pink door
13:33five missiles
13:34that there will be
13:36in here
13:37the bomb poops
13:41yupi
13:41No?
13:43one of the few things
13:44that I don't like
13:45of this game
13:45That's a lot.
13:46that takes
13:46when you pick
13:47a new item
13:48It takes a while
13:49He's thinking about it.
13:50and now
13:51The door has closed
13:53What's going on here?
13:55because?
13:56oh
13:57Behold
13:57It's the sparrow
13:59objectifier
14:00dies
14:01I objectify you
14:03I objectify you
14:04sperm is taken
14:06of sparrow
14:07You're just
14:10a toy
14:11sexual
14:12for me
14:13an object
14:14an object
14:16scrubs
14:19iron
14:22kitchen
14:23flavor
14:24kitchen
14:26fuck
14:29What the hell?
14:30This happens to this game
14:30What the hell
14:31I got off
14:32How strange.
14:33Well
14:33I think that's all.
14:34enough
14:35I'm leaving
14:35that all this
14:36It's been very strange.
14:38bye
14:39Now it's time to make dinner.
14:48So
14:54So
14:58So
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