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00:00Tarek Mehta ka ulta tashma

00:03Gada Electronics ki dukan, ab aapke phone mein

00:08Jaldi se jaldi download kijiye

00:10Aur khairna sun kijiye

00:11Baba ruko ruko, yehain pe tel me il rahe

00:15Shreeman

00:26Mein?

00:28Haan, aap

00:29Shayad aapki soki note giri giri giri

00:32Nii, yeh, meeri nii hai

00:36Vah

00:37Bada hii imanadar shikshak hai aap

00:40Thank you

00:41Eek minute

00:43Aapko kaysse pata me shikshak ho?

00:47Saaf saaf dikhara hai

00:48Aapke lalat pere

00:50Helmet me se aapko meeri lalat digg gai

00:53Par chayi me aapka pahut pada lalat dikhara

00:55Mäi voh dhek leta houn

00:58Jho koi nai dhekha thua

00:59Aap bahut phush nashib ho

01:01Aapko tini-tini role karne ko mil mene

01:04Vahernah logo ko to ek role nashib nai ho

01:07Kya matlab?

01:09Matlab

01:09Aap eek shikshak ho

01:11Aap chote bharat ke sacheev ho

01:13Aap eek putri ke pita ho

01:16Aap to bade gyani ho?

01:17Aap to bade gyani ho?

01:18Mäi par chayi dhekke bada saktta ho

01:19Bhoot bavishya vartman

01:21Chalta houn yajma

01:24Aray, aray, aray, rukki, rukki, rukki

01:29Mr. Shreeman

01:31Mr. Shreeman ji

01:32Shreeman, meera naam chote lal hai

01:34Bade bazar

01:35Oh, acha, acha

01:37Zara par chayi dhekar

01:39Or kuch bata ye na

01:40Hmm

01:41Aap aapne beeti ki shadhi ke liye

01:47Chintit hai, Shreeman

01:48Aap toh sach-much mahano

01:50Baba, le liya atil, chalye

01:53Haa, haa, chalte

01:55Bita, inse me lo, ye hai mister

01:57Chote lal, bade bazar wale

01:59Haa

02:00Inke khasiyat ye hai

02:01Kye insaan ki par chayi dhekar

02:03Uska bavishya bata te

02:03Kya?

02:05Haa

02:05Inni nai abhi

02:06Mere baare me

02:06Jo bhi bata ya

02:07Tha, bilkul

02:07Sash nikla

02:08Pata, may kya

02:09Karta ho, may korn

02:10Hoon ho, agar

02:10Acha, chote lal ji

02:11Ye, meeri beeti hai

02:13Zara, iska bhi

02:14Bavishya bata hai

02:15Ya na, par chayi dhekkar

02:16Beeti

02:16Zara, dhup me ho

02:18Baba

02:19Baba

02:19Aray, ye ye ye ye

02:20Aai, aai, aai

02:21Haa, dhek ye, bata ye

02:22Aap ki beeti ki par chayi

02:25Keh rahi hai

02:26Ki in ki maata shri ke haatho me

02:29Paak kala ka jadu hai

02:31Jishe ghar ghar jake

02:34Aap vithrit karthate hai

02:35Aai bholta hai

02:37Aray, bar bar bholta hai

02:38Aray, paak kala

02:39Matlab

02:39Mahadu yi aachha pavad

02:40Bnaati ya na

02:41Ar main ghar ghar jake

02:42Vithrit karthate ho

02:42Matlab deliri karthate ho

02:43Aray, bar bata ye na

02:46Aap ki beeti ki par chayi mein

02:48Ek ladka dikhay dihye raha

02:51Jho aap ki ki society mein rahta hai

02:54Ar aapko bhaut parishan karthate

02:57Nain, nai, aasa kuch bhi nahi hai

02:58Eh, kya aasa kuch nahi hai

02:59Tabu bachpan se mujhe parishan karthate ha raha hai

03:02Correct hai, correct hai

03:04Kya baat hai, aap toh sach pe mahano

03:06Zara, par chay dihkkar bata hai na

03:08Or kya bata sakti hai

03:09Hmm, bata taong, bata taong

03:10Yee kya?

03:18Aap ki beeti toh mujhe

03:19Shadhi shudha dikhay dih rehi ha

03:20Yoh, kya bora hai

03:22Aap, aise

03:23Uyuh, ikde, mix zani par chayi, mix zani

03:26Acha, acha, acha, acha

03:28Haan, aap kuvaari dikhari

03:31Aap ki beeti ki par chayi

03:34Bata rahi hai ki

03:35Uska naam, chaar akshar ka

03:38Or kisi chamakti dhatu pese hai

03:40Correct hai, chamakti dhatu matlab sona

03:43Sona li ka naam hai iska

03:45Vaa, vaa, vaa, ekdem perfect

03:47Chote laal ji, kya adbhut vidyaya hai apke baas

03:49Iski shadhi ke baar me kuch bata ye na

03:52Baba, basata

03:55Tuh thamga zara, bata ye na, please

03:56Vaa, aap ki beeti ki shadhi toh bade gar mein hogi

04:00Aur woha pere bhaat khush raha

04:02Aaaa, dhekha, iskihye tumhari shadhi jaldi karva raha raha hoi

04:05Kya?

04:07Aap shadhi ke lihe jaldi kar raha ho?

04:10Aisaa mat karna?

04:11Kyiun?

04:12Zara, aap yaha aayenge

04:13Eh, halu nukha tuhi

04:16Aap boliye

04:17Kaniya ke saamne nahi bata na chata tha

04:19Kyiun?

04:21Tau

04:21Aap ki beeti ka shadhi ka yog nai bata raha

04:23Kya bata kar raha ha?

04:26Hemaare ek pahachan ke hai, joh kundli bhi dhekhte

04:28Onho nai isi kundli dhekhi huyye

04:29Onho nai bola ki, iski shadhi ka yog hai?

04:36Arichhahi dhekha

04:37Abhi shadhi ka yog hai

04:43Lekin abhi shadhi karne pata

04:46Lada ka aachha nahi melega

04:48Hahan

04:49Ar vichari lada ki sasuraal meh dhukhi hongi

04:52Aro divan

04:53Toh kab karva saktta hai shadhi?

04:57Jab aap chayn ki din so raha ho ngay

04:59Tiba min so raha ho ngay

05:00Toh shadhi kun karvaya gai?

05:02Bic me emad boliye

05:02Pura suchnay

05:04Pura bola nai dijiye

05:05Jab aap chayn ki din so raha ho ngay

05:08Tab raat bitnay ke baad

05:10Or subha ho ne se pahle ka

05:12Ek bic ka samay ho ta

05:14Tab aapko sapna ayega

05:16Sapnay meh aapki bieťi

05:18Aapko kahegi

05:18Ki baba

05:19Mujha shadhi karne

05:21Tab aap shadhi karvao na

05:23Acha

05:25Acha

05:25Taba aisa sapna kab aayega

05:27Tabhi nai

05:28Mä?

05:28Kyunki tum sotay nai ho

05:30Nii roze sotay ho mein

05:32Chayn ki nini nahi sotay ho

05:33Bieťi ki shadhi ki chintah mein

05:36Jaakte rahte ho

05:37Uspe nazah rakhne ke liye

05:38Uske aawaz sunne ke liye

05:39Usse kumre mein jate ho

05:40Acha hai meh

05:42Ithna sab kush dhiťo meh bata chalata hai

05:44Hmmmm

05:45Jab tum soo ge nai

05:47Toh sapnay ka se aengi

05:49Nai aapki baad baro baro hai

05:51Kya hua baba?

05:54Aray sunu bada

05:55Inka ke

05:55Gyani vekti ka keha na hai

05:58Kye tumhari shadhi ke

05:59Isbari bilukul bhi yog nai hai

06:00Aagar abhi shadhi ki

06:02Toh ladka acha nai milega

06:03Toh shadhi ka pras roka na padeega

06:06Thank you, thank you

06:10Chote dalji thank you very much

06:11Aapne baut acha guidance kiya

06:13Acha aapki dakshi na

06:14Ho baat ho chukki hai

06:15Aapkar wale se baat ho chukki

06:18Unhohne ka hai ki

06:21Sewa karo

06:22Dakshi na mat

06:23Oh, aray vah

06:25Thank you, thank you very much

06:26Thik hai, Yajban

06:27Mäi chelta ho

06:28Okay

06:28Aathri

06:37Acha hua, mein Sunu ke sath gaya

06:39Mere mulaqatik bhoat hi bade vidwaan innsaan se hoi

06:41Haan

06:43Kya naam tha hunka

06:44Chote lal bade bazaar wale

06:46Khaasana

06:47Unhki khasiyat ye hai

06:48Kye woh innsaan ki parchahi dhekkar

06:49Uska bavishya bata dhek

06:50Kya dhekkar?

06:51Parchahi dhekkar

06:53Aghwe?

06:54Haan

06:55Saan

06:56Tash me bhoat hi bade vidwaan eh ho

06:57Toh kya kaha unhunne?

07:00Unhunne sunu ki parchahi dhekkar kaha

07:01Kya sunu ke shadhi ke abhi bilukul bhi yog nahi hai

07:03Toh kab hai?

07:05Unhunne ka kya

07:06Kya jab mein chen ki nahi soo raha hongga na

07:08Tab raat baitnye ke baat

07:09Aar subah hunne se pahle

07:10Jo samay hota hai na

07:12Us samay mein sonu mele sapani mein aai ki

07:14Aur kaya ki ki baba ab mele shadhi karvao

07:17Tab hume sonu ki shadhi karvaan

07:18Sori sunu

07:22Tore shadhi ka abhi kuch kya nahi sakte ha

07:25Eh kya matlab?

07:26Unhunne ka na

07:27Jab aap chen se soo ge

07:28Tô aapko sapna aayega

07:30Lekin aap to chen se soote hi ka ho

07:33Aapke dibaag me aapka chen ta raam

07:36Jaagta hi raha na

07:37Tô kab aap chen se soo ge

07:39Kab aapko sapna aayega

07:40Kab sunu aapke sapna me aayegi

07:42Kab woh boleegi

07:43Aur kab sunu ki shadhi hoge

07:45Tum rukogi kab

07:47Ab mein bolu

07:49Haan haan

07:50Maazi me bäti ka pita hou

07:51Aur bäti ke pita ko chinta hooti rheti hai

07:53Lekin

07:55Sonu ki khuši mele sabse zahadha important hai

07:58Ishter raha tum chinta mat karna

08:00Abhi aayenda sa me bilgkul chinta nahi karun ka

08:02Aur chen ki nein soong

08:03Saki

08:04Ho

08:04Hoh

08:05Kaukosilations hoge teeri shadhi hoge

08:08Aay baba I love you

08:10Aay baba I love you

08:12Kya bolo tumne aaphi?

08:13Aay baba I love you

08:16Kikki dinu baad I love you bholai ishter hume

08:19Haa haa

08:20Baba

08:21Joshi kakakko phone karke manna kar dije na

08:23Ho bichare mehenat karte renghe

08:25Meri lihe ladka ڈhunne ke liye

08:26Aay haa haa

08:28Aachha hai adida

08:28Abhi karta ho

08:29Ah ba ba

08:30Tappu se naa 31st ke celebration ke planning kar rhi ha

08:34Tophu se naa 31st ke celebration ke planning kar rhi hai

08:34Toh maa aak labh hao jau

08:35Haa hi

08:35Aay don't know

08:35Aay

08:36Aay

08:36Friends, our plan has been successful, my婚 has stopped.

09:01My婚 has also stopped.

09:03Yay!

09:05I'm so sorry!

09:06Wow!

09:07Wow!

09:08Wow!

09:09Now we don't have any tension.

09:12Yes, but he's Raja Mastana Ji.

09:14He's able to do everything.

09:17Friends, presenting the one and only Mr. Raja Mastana.

09:25Come on, can you do it?

09:27Yes, yes!

09:28I'm sorry!

09:29I'm sorry!

09:30Hi!

09:31Please, please!

09:33Hi!

09:34Hi!

09:35Hi!

09:36Hi!

09:37Hi!

09:38Hi!

09:39Hi!

09:40Hi!

09:41Hi!

09:42Hi!

09:43Hi!

09:44Hi!

09:45Hi!

09:46Hi!

09:47Hi!

09:48Hi!

09:49Hi!

09:50Hi!

09:51Hi!

09:52I'm so excited, Raja Mastaniya.

09:56What a joke, Raja Mastaniya?

09:58Today I've done a very good acting.

10:03We're going to color like water.

10:06You don't get out of the sand.

10:11Whatever you put in the bag, you take it away.

10:14Oh, like that.

10:15Wow, Raja, you're going to go a lot.

10:17One minute.

10:20Take this to your payment.

10:23Raja, you don't need money.

10:27You got to do acting so many days, right?

10:29That's a lot.

10:30No one, right?

10:31No one!

10:33You're going to get out of there too.

10:34First, you're going to get out of the bag.

10:36Yes.

10:37$155.

10:39Yes, of course, of course.

10:41I'm going to go.

10:42I'm going to take a look at you.

10:43I'm going to take a look at you.

10:44Don't worry.

10:45If someone asks you, I'll tell you

10:47that you're going to find out here.

10:50Perfect.

10:51Perfect.

10:52Perfect.

10:53Perfect.

10:54There, there, there.

10:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Tapu Sena ka plan hogaya Safal! | Haste Raho Hasate Raho | Taarak Mehta ka Ooltah Chashmah

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