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00:00Tarek Mehta ka ulta tashma
00:05Arre, Ikei normal game Nathi
00:07Yeh gada electronics ka business game hai
00:10Toh abhi download karo
00:12Ar khelo
00:13Eh Tappu
00:14Thikin ame acha actor mili ga ka?
00:16Woi Justin
00:18Woi Puppetunkar hai na
00:19Woi Puppetunkar hai na
00:20Woi Puppetunkar hai
00:21Woi unkir kontekst ho bode bode actor se
00:25Salman Shahrukh aji hai Akshay
00:27Koi bhi bode actor mil jai ga
00:31Matlab unke jai se mil jai ga
00:35Par agar bode actorz bulayenge
00:37Tho unke feez bhi toh zyada ho ghi na
00:39Kahaan se aayenge itne paise
00:41Sonu, hum woi actor bulayenge
00:43Jho humare budget me ho
00:44Or zyada famous bhi na ho
00:46Haa
00:47Or asitankal toho hai na
00:49Hume kama karenge
00:50Asitankal ko kaya deenge
00:51Thio hume koi aisa actor dunke do
00:53Jho humare budget me bhi ho
00:54Or jisai akshay acting bhi aati ho
00:55Haa
00:56Naye Pinku
00:57Asitankal shadhi toronne me
00:58Kabhi humare help nai kareenge
00:59Ooi
01:01Toh kahaan ڈundengi actor?
01:02Actor kisi dukaan par tu nahi milte hai
01:04Kogi
01:06Actor milte hai dukaan par
01:08Abdul bhai ki dukaan par hi milte hai
01:10Ooi
01:12Ooi
01:13Ooi
01:14Ooi
01:15Katiya
01:16Khi bhol raha hai?
01:17Abdul bhai
01:18Abdul bhai ki dukaan par
01:19Ooi
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02:08Ooi
02:09I can see them
02:11Let's see
02:13Oh
02:17I came here to tell you
02:19So you don't feel like this
02:21You don't feel like this
02:23You don't feel like this
02:25You don't feel like this
02:27You tell me
02:29You come here
02:31And ask you
02:33Yes, what is it?
02:35You can come here
02:37You don't feel like this
02:39You don't feel like this
02:41You don't feel like this
02:43This is what you told me
02:45This is why you left out
02:47But now you keep in jail
02:49No, no, Abdul
02:51No, no, don't say it
02:53Or else my heart will feel bad
02:55Without the money
02:57So my heart will feel bad
02:59You will say
03:01You will feel bad
03:03So what will you eat?
03:05Abdul, what do you want
03:07What do you want
03:08My eyes
03:09I will cry
03:10I will cry
03:11Here
03:12Don't cry
03:13Don't cry at me
03:14Don't cry at me
03:15Don't cry at me
03:16You look good
03:19That's why
03:20I will cry
03:22And that's why
03:25I got a lot of awards in Indoor
03:27And in the Outdoor
03:28Indoor
03:29There is a city of MP
03:31Oh
03:32Where is Indoor?
03:33I will come to Mumbai
03:35I will become a big actor
03:36Look
03:39Look
03:40One day
03:41Raja Mastana
03:42The sky
03:43Oh
03:44If you go far
03:45You will pay me
03:46I will pay
03:47Abdul,
03:48Like a small role
03:50I will pay you
03:51The first time
03:52I will pay you
03:53I will pay you
03:54Now this
03:55Yes
03:56Abdul, I will
03:57I will pay you
03:58Listen
03:59I will pay you
04:00I will pay you
04:01I will pay you
04:02Tell me
04:03I will pay you
04:04My name is Raja Mastana
04:05I will pay you
04:06I will pay you
04:07Okay
04:08Saman
04:09Saman
04:10Saman
04:11Saman
04:12Oh
04:13So
04:14Raja Mastana
04:15Yes
04:16If you win an award in drama
04:17The actor will be good
04:18Yes
04:19Yes
04:20Everything is fine
04:21But Raja Mastana
04:22Is there
04:23What is his phone number?
04:24Yes
04:25I don't know
04:26I don't know
04:27Hey
04:28You don't know
04:29How will I get you?
04:30Yes
04:31I don't know
04:32But Abdul, I know
04:34We have to take a number from Abdul
04:36Yes
04:37And Abdul, why didn't we ask the number?
04:39We can't tell them about the entire planning
04:41Don't worry, Sonu
04:44I have an idea without planning
04:46I have an idea
04:47Let's go to the mission
04:48Let's go
04:49One minute, one minute
04:50If you took the name of this mission
04:51Then you should also keep the name of this mission
04:53Right?
04:55Mission, get married
04:59Tell me
05:00We are doing a marriage in Gokul Dham
05:01We are doing a marriage in Gokul Dham
05:03And we are doing a marriage in Gokul Dham
05:07Let's go
05:08Let's go
05:09Let's go
05:18Hey Abdul?
05:20Come on
05:21Come on
05:22Tell me
05:23What do you need?
05:24Actor
05:27Hissab
05:28Hissab
05:29Hissab?
05:30I mean we all have a Hissab Kitab
05:31Okay
05:32Here
05:33I'm going to go
05:34Let me go
05:35I'm going to go
05:36Go
05:42Five
05:43The other thing we need
05:44They asked me
05:45What is she asking?
05:46Bin?
05:47Bin?
05:48Bin?
05:49Bin?
05:50Bin?
05:51Bin?
05:52Bin Bin?
05:53Bin?
05:54Bin?
05:55I've was realized
05:57I'm going to go
05:58Bil?
05:59It's the현
06:00Raja Bapu?
06:01Raja Mastana.
06:02Yes, Raja Mastana.
06:05He's indoors.
06:07And they say,
06:09My name is Raja Mastana.
06:11I'll do the audience.
06:13No, no.
06:14It hasn't been done.
06:16How many times I've called?
06:17But I haven't been taking the phone.
06:19It's been $525.
06:22If you don't give any money,
06:24we're sad.
06:26And I'll tell you,
06:28that Abdul Bhai's phone is not taking the phone.
06:30Actually Abdul Bhai,
06:32he doesn't take the number of you.
06:34You take this, my phone.
06:36If you take the phone,
06:37he'll probably take the number of you and take the phone.
06:50Hello,
06:51he's not taking the phone from this number.
06:53You have to take the phone from his house.
06:56So,
06:57do you stay around here, Abdul Bhai?
06:59Yes,
07:00he's in the Northern Society.
07:01Oh,
07:02that's a lot.
07:03Don't worry, Abdul Bhai.
07:05If he can call back,
07:06I'll talk with you and take your money.
07:09Thank you, Tappo.
07:10Let's go, Abdul Bhai.
07:11Bye, bye.
07:12Bye, bye.
07:13Hey, hey, hey, hey.
07:14Hey, hey, hey.
07:15Hey, hey, hey.
07:16Hey, hey, hey.
07:17Hey, hey, hey.
07:18Hey, hey.
07:19Hey, hey.
07:20Hey, hey.
07:21Hey, hey, hey.
07:22Hey, okay.
07:23Hey.
07:24Hey,
07:25hey,
07:26why'd you hit me?
07:27Why'd I hit you?
07:28I've done nothing.
07:29Oh,
07:30Hey, hey.
07:31Take the money.
07:32This is not important.
07:33It's important to her.
07:34Put your phone.
07:37Hey,
07:38you have to call the phone?
07:39I'll do it.
07:41Yes.
07:44Hello?
07:45Raja Bhai?
07:47I mean, Raja Mastana Bhai?
07:49Who are you all talking about?
07:52See, I'll tell you first.
07:53If you need money, then you have a wrong number.
07:56No, no.
07:57We've just called him for acting.
08:01Oh?
08:03Oh?
08:06Then you've just called me the right place.
08:09My name is Raja Mastana.
08:11I'll give you my audience.
08:13Yes.
08:14You give me your address of your office.
08:16I'm going to go now.
08:19You'll drink tea and other things.
08:22No, you don't have to go to our office.
08:25There's a Gandhi circle.
08:27There's a red garden.
08:30There's a red garden.
08:31That's right.
08:32That's right?
08:33That's right?
08:34That's right in the garden?
08:36Look, I'll tell you first.
08:39I'm a famous actor.
08:40I'm a famous actor.
08:41I don't work on free.
08:43Yes.
08:44We also don't want to work on free.
08:46Now go ahead.
08:48Yes, I'll do it.
08:49Okay, bye.
08:50Good bye.
08:55Yes, I've just reached.
08:59Raja Mastana.
09:01Yes.
09:02Now, Tipendr.
09:03One minute.
09:04You look like a big producer.
09:07Wow.
09:08You're a great actor.
09:09Come on.
09:10Please, come on.
09:11Come on.
09:12Come on.
09:13Come on.
09:14Come on.
09:15Come on.
09:16Come on.
09:17Come on.
09:18Come on.
09:19Come on.
09:20Hello.
09:21Hello.
09:22Hello.
09:23Hello.
09:24Hello.
09:25Who is the main one?
09:26Who is the main one?
09:28Who is the main one?
09:29Yes, sir.
09:30Who is the main one?
09:31Everyone?
09:32Yes, sir.
09:33Who is the main one?
09:38Do I know you all know the first time?
09:41I'm such an actor
09:43who has really asked a lot about roles.
09:45So, the first question.
09:48How much money does he get?
09:49Raja, man.
09:50We tell you everything
09:51First, we'll know this.
09:52Is that part of being-
09:54Don't you talk about roles.
09:56You have to take it.
09:57You haven't made it.
09:58You have no job for 4 months.
10:00Yes, sir.
10:01Oh my god, this is why we have called you here.
10:04One minute.
10:06I've seen you somewhere.
10:08We got an audition.
10:10We got two in Gokul Dham, in the shop.
10:13Gokul Dham?
10:16You've sent me all to Abdul?
10:18For money?
10:20I'll give you money.
10:22Tell me.
10:23Four months ago we didn't work.
10:25No, you're wrong.
10:27We've called you for your work.
10:30What?
10:35You guys are a big producer.
10:38What are you making?
10:40A short film?
10:41Real?
10:42A big video?
10:43No, we don't have to make anything.
10:45Where are you acting?
10:46In real life.
10:47Let me explain.
10:48I'll tell you the whole thing.
10:50We have a mission.
10:52The mission is to get married.
10:55Our family is my,
10:57and my friend Sonu is getting married.
11:00And he doesn't want us.
11:02Why doesn't he want us?
11:03Why doesn't he want us?
11:04You don't like your friend.
11:06No, no, Raja.
11:07We're not doing our marriage together.
11:09We're doing different.
11:10Okay.
11:11So, you want to get married together?
11:15Why are you asking Fizzul?
11:17We're asking actors to ask questions.
11:19They're going to be the same thing.
11:20So, they're going to be the same thing.
11:21Raja, brother, we don't have to do marriage.
11:23Why don't we do it with anyone?
11:25Why don't we do it with anyone?
11:26So, we'll get to meet our family and our marriage.
11:30Our marriage is Rukwani.
11:32But I won't do it.
11:33Why?
11:34Because...
11:35I'll do drama, serial.
11:38I'll do a film.
11:40But I won't do real life acting.
11:42Why?
11:43The actor can do anything.
11:45You can do anything.
11:46Yes, but in real life we don't have a retake.
11:48If there's something wrong with me, then...
11:51Oh, you don't have tension.
11:53We'll keep our attention.
11:54Yes, Raja.
11:55If you do our work,
11:56we'll give you so much money
11:58that you can get rid of yourself.
12:00Okay?
12:01Yes.
12:02But you won't say anything.
12:04Who will you say?
12:05Raja, brother.
12:06You won't tell anyone.
12:08You have to do a whole mission secretly.
12:10One minute.
12:12You won't do a fraud with anyone?
12:16No, Raja.
12:17We won't do a fraud with anyone.
12:19This is a real life family drama.
12:22Okay.
12:27Let's go, guys.
12:28We'll find another actor.
12:29Let's go.
12:30Don't go where to find someone.
12:32I'll do it.
12:35But when do you have to do a real life family drama?
12:37Tomorrow.
12:38Actually, my dad comes to walk to this garden every morning.
12:42Tomorrow, I'll be with them too.
12:43So, you have to tell them
12:45that they won't do my marriage now.
12:48And after that,
12:49I'll leave my father with society.
12:52Then they'll tell you
12:53that if they won't do my marriage now,
12:55it'll be a big problem.
12:58Wow.
12:59Double dole.
13:02But I have a question.
13:03How will your family do my family?
13:06For that,
13:07you'll tell my family
13:08and Sonu's family details.
13:11You'll impress them with the help of the information.
13:15Yes, but don't take advantage of our information.
13:18Don't worry, madam.
13:20I'm a professional actor.
13:22Raja,
13:23he doesn't have a story here.
13:26Now,
13:27let me tell you,
13:28let me tell you,
13:29your father and your father.
13:32So, listen.
13:33Your father's name is
13:34Champaklal Jantilal Gara.
13:52Okay.
13:53Done.
13:58Okay.
13:59Done.
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