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Deported to Mexico, an actor (Nicholas Turturro) tries to recross the border into the U.S. with the help of some orphans.
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00:00:00New York
00:00:30Hello, Dad. This is so embarrassing.
00:00:46Oh, what do you care, honey?
00:00:47People are looking at us.
00:00:48No, look, sweetheart. Let them look. What do I care?
00:00:51The 18th century does not pick well with me anymore, Dad.
00:00:54Get to the real world, right?
00:01:00You live in the valley, honey. What can you do?
00:01:14Well, I'm sorry. I didn't grow up in New York City.
00:01:17Oh, yeah, yeah. Too bad.
00:01:19Oh, I ate it for that unknown.
00:01:25Oh, I'm starving.
00:01:30Me too. Whoa.
00:01:31Hey, I'm sorry about that.
00:01:32Excuse me. Excuse me.
00:01:33You want to go first?
00:01:34No, no, you were first.
00:01:34You sure?
00:01:35Yeah, absolutely.
00:01:37Okay, welcome to Sound Philly's Cheese Sticks.
00:01:39How may I help you?
00:01:40How you doing, pal?
00:01:41That's how I'm doing.
00:01:42Bewit, Bewit, Bewit is my last name.
00:01:47Bewit, Bewit, Bewit is my last name.
00:01:50Wow.
00:01:51Now that we know that Bewit is your last name,
00:01:53can we order one of these famous Philly cheesesteaks?
00:01:56Okay, sir, coming right up.
00:02:03Wow, that's unbelievable.
00:02:05Very interesting.
00:02:06Okay, can you just take a seat right there,
00:02:08and somebody will be coming right up.
00:02:11So embarrassing.
00:02:12I ordered to go, call the phone.
00:02:16Okay, here's your take-out.
00:02:17Thank you very much.
00:02:19Okay, I've seen you.
00:02:24Excuse me.
00:02:25I know you.
00:02:27You were on TV or something, right?
00:02:30Yeah, a while back in the woods.
00:02:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:34You were really good, really good.
00:02:37Thanks.
00:02:38What about that nitwit behind the counter?
00:02:41What'd you say?
00:02:43That moron you gave your order to.
00:02:46Didn't even know who you are.
00:02:48Doesn't that piss you off when they don't recognize you?
00:02:52Not really.
00:02:53Well, it should.
00:02:54Does it piss you off when they don't recognize you?
00:02:57Huh?
00:02:57Is that a tone I'm hearing?
00:03:01Excuse me for you on Instigator.
00:03:03Honey, I got it, okay?
00:03:05Got what?
00:03:07Yeah.
00:03:08I want you to take that big, fat square head of yours
00:03:10and go right through the door before I throw you through the door.
00:03:14All right?
00:03:14Who are you calling the square head?
00:03:18You, sir.
00:03:20It's all right, honey.
00:03:20I'll handle it from here.
00:03:23You want to fight?
00:03:24What are you going to do, tough guy?
00:03:26You looking for trouble?
00:03:27Let's go, sweetie.
00:03:27You're a troublemaker, right?
00:03:29Make your move.
00:03:29Oh, yeah, you want to fight?
00:03:30Make your move.
00:03:31Let me see what you got.
00:03:32Let me see what you got.
00:03:32No, no, please.
00:03:33I know what I got.
00:03:34I want to see what you got.
00:03:35I'll wipe the floor with you.
00:03:36Let's go.
00:03:36Come on.
00:03:37Take your best shot.
00:03:37Take your shot with that big head of yours.
00:03:40Come on.
00:03:40Ladies first.
00:03:42Oh, really?
00:03:42Let's go.
00:03:43No, no, no.
00:03:43Come on.
00:03:43Come on.
00:03:44Let me see.
00:03:44Come on.
00:03:45Make your move.
00:03:45Make your move.
00:03:46You make the move.
00:03:47You're the one who was...
00:03:48Be with me.
00:03:48Be with me.
00:03:49Oh!
00:03:50Be with me.
00:03:51Be with me.
00:03:51Be with me.
00:03:52Be with me.
00:03:52Be with me.
00:03:53Be with me.
00:03:54I like that guy.
00:04:00Be with me.
00:04:03What's up, Maury's wig?
00:04:04Yeah, what's this Maury wig saying, huh?
00:04:06What's that?
00:04:07That guy, you know, from that movie with the wind-tested tunnel hair?
00:04:10Oh, the guy that choked Bobby D.
00:04:12Yeah, the guy in the car, they stabbed him in the neck, you know what I mean?
00:04:16Take that coffee to go.
00:04:18Yeah, I got news for you.
00:04:19This is real hair.
00:04:20You know what I'm talking about, girls?
00:04:22Huh?
00:04:22My little cupcakes.
00:04:23What's up, buddy?
00:04:25Listen, I got a movie part for you.
00:04:27What do you got?
00:04:28You saw a short bus, right?
00:04:30Never heard of it.
00:04:31Yeah, that's the John Cameron Mitchell project.
00:04:34You mean the shampoo guy?
00:04:35No, no, no, no.
00:04:36That's John Paul Mitchell.
00:04:37This is the guy who did the blow-dryer movies with the girls.
00:04:41Give me ten minutes, all right?
00:04:42All right?
00:04:43Now take that icing right off the cupcake, okay?
00:04:45Hey, Maury, would you take a deep breath for a second?
00:04:48Tell me what, sir.
00:04:48What are you talking about?
00:04:49I have no idea.
00:04:51How do you feel about being balls-ass naked?
00:04:55What'd you say?
00:04:56Balls-ass naked.
00:04:57Like we're gonna be in a little bit.
00:04:58Hey, Maury, I'm not too comfortable in that territory, all right?
00:05:03All right, listen.
00:05:04It's classy.
00:05:04Hey, Maury, I'm sitting here with my daughter.
00:05:07Hey, Tiff, you didn't hear that.
00:05:08I did.
00:05:09Well, you didn't.
00:05:10Giotti, listen to me, okay?
00:05:12Settle yourself down.
00:05:13You need to work, okay?
00:05:15You haven't been doing anything in a while, and you really need the money.
00:05:18Come on.
00:05:19Maury, I gotta go.
00:05:20Dad, it's late.
00:05:24I know it's late.
00:05:25No, Mom.
00:05:27Oh, Dad.
00:05:28All right, come on.
00:05:28Let's go.
00:05:29And you didn't hear that.
00:05:30But I did.
00:05:32All right.
00:05:48Hold on, sweetie.
00:05:49Hold on.
00:05:51Late again, Gi.
00:05:52What a surprise.
00:05:54What?
00:05:55You're late.
00:05:56You don't say hello.
00:05:57I just got here.
00:05:59You know, how do you expect to save us, Gi, if you can't even show up on time?
00:06:04And you're empty-handed.
00:06:06How do you know I'm empty-handed?
00:06:08And why is it always about the money with you, huh?
00:06:10It is not always about the money, and stop saying that.
00:06:13It's about being responsible, Gi.
00:06:15It's about stepping up to the plate.
00:06:18It's about caring.
00:06:19I do care.
00:06:20And I am responsible.
00:06:22You're responsible?
00:06:24I'm here, ain't I?
00:06:27You're only as good as your word.
00:06:30Take it easy, guys.
00:06:32Daddy loves me, Mommy.
00:06:33I know that, sweetheart.
00:06:35That's right.
00:06:37You know, why don't you try to stop thinking about yourself for once?
00:06:40Why don't you cut the crap and be thankful for what you got for a change?
00:06:45I'll get you your money.
00:06:48Stop buzzing his balls.
00:06:49Would you just say nothing?
00:06:52That's my girl.
00:06:54You know, you are so crude, Johnny.
00:06:56Why don't you just disappear?
00:06:58Hey, this doesn't concern you, my friend, Fiafaleeth.
00:07:02And by the way, what kind of name is that?
00:07:05It is Greek, and it is fabulous.
00:07:08You are not Greek.
00:07:10I'll bet my life on it.
00:07:12If I met you in a bar, the only reason I'd want to pick you up would be to throw you further away, honey.
00:07:17You wouldn't want to pick me up, pal.
00:07:19Not in a million years.
00:07:22Ghastly animal.
00:07:23Horrible man.
00:07:24Cynthia Lettlis.
00:07:25That's it.
00:07:26Johnny, send your daughter the check.
00:07:28Tip, I'll see you in a week, all right?
00:07:30Bye, Daddy.
00:07:31Love you.
00:07:34Fagnes.
00:07:36What a joke.
00:07:37I mean, why is everything so ethnic?
00:07:40I mean, look at you and me.
00:07:41It's not like we're foreigners, right, Agent Lopez?
00:07:44I could look white.
00:07:44What we need is a new angle, you know what I mean?
00:07:53I get a contact in Santa Carla, which is like the haven for the upper crust of society.
00:07:59They tell me they'll make us some real money for a hard-working American.
00:08:05What are you talking about?
00:08:07Deporting an American big shot.
00:08:10One of our own?
00:08:12Yeah, for real money, untraceable.
00:08:15Oh, no, no, no, that's interesting.
00:08:18That's really interesting.
00:08:25Johnny!
00:08:26Hey, Mr. Lance!
00:08:27How's it going?
00:08:28All right.
00:08:29This is China.
00:08:30She's Japanese.
00:08:31Wow, China from Japan.
00:08:33What do you know?
00:08:34That's unique.
00:08:34Welcome to my restaurant.
00:08:35Anyway, why should the politicians rake it all in?
00:08:37I mean, what's wrong with us making a little extra on the side, right?
00:08:41Right.
00:08:41Let's do this, man.
00:08:42We work hard.
00:08:43We should make a little more money.
00:08:45I caught a movie of yours last week, man.
00:08:47You don't age.
00:08:48It's because I moisturize.
00:08:49Oh.
00:08:50Mr. Lance, exfoliation.
00:08:52That's where it's at.
00:08:53I'm telling you.
00:08:53I should do that.
00:08:54You should.
00:08:55Thanks for having me.
00:08:56I'll send a waiter right over.
00:08:57Okay.
00:08:58How's it going?
00:09:01Look at that.
00:09:02That's a Mexican right there.
00:09:04With a hot Asian chick.
00:09:06No, no, no.
00:09:06He's not Mexican.
00:09:08He's Puerto Rican.
00:09:09You want a bet?
00:09:10Yeah.
00:09:13Excuse me.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15We got a little bet going here.
00:09:16Okay.
00:09:17Where's that guy from?
00:09:18That's Johnny DiCarlo.
00:09:20DiCarlo.
00:09:21That's Italian.
00:09:22Yeah, from that TV show.
00:09:29He's Puerto Rican.
00:09:31It's a TV star, though.
00:09:32Go get his autograph.
00:09:34Hey, Mr. Gianni.
00:09:35How about an autograph?
00:09:36Maybe later.
00:09:37All right, buddy.
00:09:38You know what?
00:09:39He's that guy from the sitcom
00:09:40who wanted to be in the movies.
00:09:42A wannabe.
00:09:44He's worth something.
00:09:45Yeah, he's been on TV.
00:09:46He's gotta be.
00:09:47This is beautiful.
00:09:49We got our pig.
00:09:53Hey, Michael Rappaport.
00:09:54Johnny DiCarlo.
00:09:55Johnny DiCarlo.
00:09:55What are you doing?
00:09:56My man.
00:09:57What's up, buddy?
00:09:58You having a sandwich by yourself?
00:09:59What are you doing over here?
00:10:01This side of the hill.
00:10:02I thought you only stay in the city.
00:10:04I come back and forth.
00:10:05I'm just getting ready to go to that spot down the way.
00:10:07How you doing?
00:10:08What are you doing?
00:10:08What are you doing?
00:10:09I'm just, I'm stressed.
00:10:10I've been, you know, trying to, trying to, trying to survive.
00:10:12Trying to go.
00:10:13You been working?
00:10:14Not that much.
00:10:15You know, a little bit.
00:10:16But I'm not, you know, I didn't get paid enough.
00:10:17No?
00:10:17You've been, you still doing action movies?
00:10:19Well, you know, I tried, but, you know.
00:10:21You, what are you, Wesley Snipes?
00:10:22No.
00:10:23Steven Seagal?
00:10:24No, it's not my thing.
00:10:25Leave the action to the governor, right?
00:10:26He does the action stuff.
00:10:28You're funny.
00:10:28How come you don't do comedy?
00:10:29I'm trying to do comedy.
00:10:30I also got to get, you know, I got to get a break.
00:10:32I had this pilot, that pilot.
00:10:35You know, I had a series.
00:10:36Or this is they, they, they.
00:10:37You got to go out there and get it.
00:10:38I go, I try.
00:10:40Remember Rocky I?
00:10:41Yeah.
00:10:41Shot didn't just come in your lap, right?
00:10:42He took it.
00:10:43Yeah, he took that shot.
00:10:44He took it.
00:10:45Don't, don't, you know, don't.
00:10:46You're smart.
00:10:47You're smarter than me.
00:10:48With some things.
00:10:49I got my own problems.
00:10:50You do, right?
00:10:51You know, I got my own problems.
00:10:52I got alimony.
00:10:53You got alimony?
00:10:54I got alimony.
00:10:55I call it alimony.
00:10:57I know, I'm, I'm.
00:10:58You still look good?
00:10:59I don't look bad.
00:11:00No, you look good.
00:11:01How's your stress level?
00:11:02Is this good?
00:11:02I'm very stressed.
00:11:04I know, this is like 40 something years of Italian brick.
00:11:07I'm almost uncrackable.
00:11:08I know you're unbreakable.
00:11:09You got to relax.
00:11:10Things aren't that bad.
00:11:11I'm all right.
00:11:12I'm not bad.
00:11:12How's your mother?
00:11:13My mother's, you know, she's going to see that doctor right now.
00:11:15That guy Freelander.
00:11:16She's still seeing that guy?
00:11:17I don't like that guy.
00:11:17They used to come to my house.
00:11:19Oh, yeah.
00:11:19They had a bag and big needles.
00:11:21Yeah.
00:11:22I threatened him when I was a kid.
00:11:23I threatened him a few times.
00:11:24Dr. Freehander, watch that guy.
00:11:26Yeah.
00:11:26I don't like that guy.
00:11:27He's frisky, you know?
00:11:28You got those, uh...
00:11:29Those big mitts.
00:11:30Listen, I'm going to go get a massage.
00:11:31You want to come with me to get a massage?
00:11:33No.
00:11:33I can't go.
00:11:34You're stressed out.
00:11:34Come with me to get a massage.
00:11:36I can't go.
00:11:36I have to go.
00:11:37It's a good massage.
00:11:38I got to see my mother.
00:11:38Did you vote?
00:11:39I voted.
00:11:40Who'd you vote for?
00:11:41Vote for Obama.
00:11:43Is it Barack Obama or Barack Obama?
00:11:44No.
00:11:45Are you dyslexic?
00:11:47Do you read backwards or something?
00:11:48Because I think you're dyslexic.
00:11:50He goes, gets massages.
00:11:52I get a massage.
00:11:52That's why I like that guy.
00:11:53He seems like he's one of us.
00:11:55Yeah, but it's legit.
00:11:56It's legit.
00:11:56Yeah.
00:11:57You're going for legit, right?
00:11:58Bro, I'm going, it's legit.
00:12:00They stretch you?
00:12:01They do a lot of things to you.
00:12:03Trust me, it's legit.
00:12:04I want my president to get massages.
00:12:06I know he's like me.
00:12:07He feels the pain.
00:12:08That's why we hired him.
00:12:09I mean, that's why we voted for him, right?
00:12:11That is why we hired him.
00:12:12Tell your mother I said hello.
00:12:14I will.
00:12:14I'm going to go get a massage.
00:12:15You come over.
00:12:16We'll get together.
00:12:17I'll make some sauce or something, all right?
00:12:18You call me, all right?
00:12:19I will.
00:12:19You got my number, right?
00:12:22Yeah, I'm big.
00:12:23I'm big.
00:12:24What do you weigh about?
00:12:24220?
00:12:27Get out of here.
00:12:29Yeah, get some of that fresh, fresh oil you like.
00:12:32Jenny D.
00:12:33My wife, Mike.
00:12:34Jenny D.
00:12:35I'll see you later.
00:12:36All right, Mike.
00:12:37Don't beat yourself up.
00:12:38Listen, thank you.
00:12:39You're funny, man.
00:12:40Save the jumping off the building to Wesley Snipes.
00:12:50A bunch of stiffs.
00:12:51No, you guys.
00:12:53Yeah, I mean, what do they got?
00:12:55Well, they're not as good-looking as you are.
00:12:58Pretty boy.
00:12:58That's what they're...
00:12:58Right.
00:13:00Soft, pretty boy.
00:13:01That's what they're into now.
00:13:03That's what they want to cast.
00:13:04No, no, no.
00:13:04They're not as good-looking as you are.
00:13:06Forget about it.
00:13:06It's got nothing to do with looks, Ma.
00:13:08It's character.
00:13:10I know.
00:13:11You look good.
00:13:12Well, you know...
00:13:13No, you look all right.
00:13:14No, I don't look the way I used to look when I was the end.
00:13:17No.
00:13:17Girl, no, my God.
00:13:19Your father was like a little bull then, you know?
00:13:22But since he lost his manhood, I think I...
00:13:25I'd like to sort of keep myself looking nicer.
00:13:27The two of us are going to wither.
00:13:29He lost his manhood?
00:13:31Yes.
00:13:33His...
00:13:33His manhood.
00:13:35I don't need to know anymore.
00:13:36That's a nice...
00:13:37That's too much information.
00:13:38Yeah.
00:13:40Anyway, uh...
00:13:41You're in a slump, right?
00:13:43Yeah, yeah.
00:13:43It's a very long, long slump.
00:13:46But you're going to get out of it.
00:13:47But you need to go out.
00:13:48You need to meet people.
00:13:49You need to see new faces.
00:13:51For inspiration.
00:13:54You've got to try new things.
00:13:55You know, maybe baseball.
00:13:58Remember when...
00:13:58Well, you sucked at baseball, but you try.
00:14:01I got up to plate.
00:14:02I swung, right?
00:14:02What about...
00:14:03Yes, you were...
00:14:04Hey, Dee Dee.
00:14:04Dr. Freelander.
00:14:06You look absolutely gorgeous.
00:14:09But how are you feeling?
00:14:10Well, my neck is like still...
00:14:12Still a little...
00:14:13Stiff.
00:14:15Stiff.
00:14:15Yes.
00:14:16Stiff.
00:14:17We know what to do with stiff, don't we?
00:14:19Yeah.
00:14:20Dee Dee, huh?
00:14:22Hey, Gianni.
00:14:23How you doing?
00:14:23Hey, Don.
00:14:24Still acting?
00:14:26Yeah, sometimes.
00:14:28Yeah.
00:14:28I haven't seen you that much.
00:14:31Well, are you ready?
00:14:32Sure.
00:14:33Yes.
00:14:33To do what?
00:14:34She's in good hands.
00:14:37Look at these puppies.
00:14:39They're big.
00:14:40And they're strong.
00:14:42But they're sensitive.
00:14:44I get in.
00:14:45I get out.
00:14:46Five minutes.
00:14:47Oh.
00:14:48Wow, that's quick, huh?
00:14:50Yeah.
00:14:50Five, five.
00:14:51Are you sure?
00:14:51Five minutes.
00:14:52Sometimes less.
00:14:53It's going to make you feel really good.
00:14:56If you need me, I'm right here.
00:14:58We don't need you.
00:14:58Do you want to come in?
00:14:59Can he come in?
00:15:01No, we don't need him.
00:15:02Okay.
00:15:02Okay, we'll try.
00:15:03Okay.
00:15:04Just holler.
00:15:05Sorry.
00:15:05If anything happens.
00:15:06Okay.
00:15:07Bye.
00:15:07Bye.
00:15:09Quiet.
00:15:10That person is great.
00:15:10No, no, no.
00:15:11I don't know.
00:15:11What is that?
00:15:12Oh.
00:15:14Inspiration.
00:15:16All right.
00:15:17All right.
00:15:17Okay.
00:15:17I'll be right here.
00:15:18Very good.
00:15:19Hey, guys, it's a classic car.
00:15:38You want to give me a break?
00:15:40What?
00:15:41We're not good enough for autographs?
00:15:42Where do I know you guys from, huh?
00:15:46Restaurant the other night.
00:15:49Oh, yeah.
00:15:50Hey, how you doing?
00:15:52All right?
00:15:52I'm Agent Levin Rothsteinberg, and this is my partner, Agent Christian Cross Lopez.
00:15:58Hmm.
00:15:58Agent Levin Rothsteinberg and Agent Christian Cross Lopez.
00:16:02A lot of memes.
00:16:05You guys shop at the same store?
00:16:08I'm just kidding.
00:16:10Listen, I don't need an agent, but thank you anyway, guys.
00:16:12We're not talent agents.
00:16:14Oh.
00:16:15What do you like?
00:16:15Special agents?
00:16:18Huh?
00:16:18You like Mexican food?
00:16:20Why?
00:16:21You want to go out on a date?
00:16:22Huh?
00:16:23We understand that your visa's expired.
00:16:26What?
00:16:27I'm American, guys.
00:16:28You don't look American.
00:16:29You look Mexican to me.
00:16:31No.
00:16:31Puerto Rican.
00:16:33Hey, I'm Italian, jerk-offs.
00:16:35You know who I am, huh?
00:16:36Now, that's not nice.
00:16:38Hey, what are you pushing for?
00:16:40I didn't do anything.
00:16:42What's your problem?
00:16:43Do I offend you guys?
00:16:45Yeah.
00:16:45I did, huh?
00:16:49You know, listen.
00:16:50Maybe we got off on the wrong foot or something, but this is getting out of hand.
00:16:54Next time, pick on somebody your own size.
00:16:57Come on, all right?
00:16:59Hey!
00:17:01Say goodnight.
00:17:03Say goodnight.
00:17:25Shit.
00:17:26What the hell is this?
00:17:34Took my wallet and everything.
00:17:36Where am I?
00:17:42Son of a gun.
00:17:43Is it a gun?
00:17:56Oh, school.
00:17:58Let's go.
00:17:58I have a gun.
00:17:59You're welcome.
00:18:00Oh, God.
00:18:01Holy shit.
00:18:01Don't be Jewish.
00:18:02It's going for you.
00:18:02It's fine.
00:18:03Yeah.
00:18:03I have a gun.
00:18:03I have a gun.
00:18:04I have a gun.
00:18:04I have a gun.
00:18:05Oh, shit.
00:18:05What?
00:18:06Well, I have a gun.
00:18:06I have a gun.
00:18:07Oh, shit.
00:18:07I have a gun.
00:18:08I have a gun.
00:18:09I have a gun.
00:18:09Put my gun.
00:18:09Yeah, this really works.
00:18:39Hey, anybody speak English?
00:19:04Hey.
00:19:17Hey.
00:19:29Hey.
00:19:37Hey.
00:19:38Hey.
00:19:39Hey.
00:19:40Hey.
00:19:48Hey.
00:19:49Hey.
00:19:50We gringos gotta stick together.
00:19:52Gringos?
00:19:53Yeah, right.
00:19:54You're in Mexico.
00:19:56No kidding.
00:19:57You don't sound like a Mexican to me.
00:19:59I'm Juan.
00:20:00Juan.
00:20:01It's a real American name.
00:20:03I know who you are.
00:20:05Yeah?
00:20:06That's cause you probably have my wallet.
00:20:07I'm no thief.
00:20:08Then how do you know who I am?
00:20:10Tell me that, huh?
00:20:11We all do.
00:20:12We?
00:20:13Hey, Juan.
00:20:14Where have you been?
00:20:15That's great.
00:20:16A bunch of freeloaders.
00:20:18Freeloaders?
00:20:19Ha!
00:20:20You taking a look at yourself?
00:20:21What?
00:20:22Welcome to Santa Carla.
00:20:23My town.
00:20:24Yeah.
00:20:25Okay, big shot.
00:20:26Just tell me where the police station is.
00:20:28You don't wanna do that.
00:20:29Why's that?
00:20:30You're not too observant, are you?
00:20:31You're in Mexico.
00:20:32Hey, if I were you, I'd watch that mouth of yours.
00:20:35If I were you, I'd show some respect.
00:20:38What?
00:20:39Yeah, what?
00:20:40Cause you're the one who looks like you could use some help.
00:20:42Hey, you know what, kid?
00:20:43They took my wallet, they took my car, and even my damn shoes.
00:20:46Then guess what?
00:20:47Why?
00:20:48I want them back.
00:20:50And then I wanna get the hell out of here, okay?
00:20:52Come on, let's go.
00:20:53That's a lot of wants, but I have a feeling I know who did this.
00:20:56Keep talking, come on.
00:20:58Zapathias.
00:21:02Just a minute.
00:21:04What's she saying?
00:21:07She said there was some old woman.
00:21:10Old woman?
00:21:12She had boobs like she's seen on a novella.
00:21:15Novella?
00:21:16Yeah.
00:21:17Look what I'm doing talking to kids.
00:21:18Listen, I gotta get some help, all right?
00:21:20Look at me when I talk to you.
00:21:22You got us.
00:21:23For all I know, you banditos could've taken my stuff.
00:21:25Banditos?
00:21:26You've been watching too many westerns, man.
00:21:28Want help or not?
00:21:34Shoes.
00:21:35That's nice.
00:21:37Okay.
00:21:38Tell you what.
00:21:39Why don't you show me where the police station is, then we part ways.
00:21:42Okay, kid?
00:21:43Hey, police station's right there.
00:21:45Why didn't you just tell me it was over there?
00:21:47Christ's sakes.
00:21:48All right.
00:21:49Come on, guys.
00:21:50Thanks.
00:21:51I'm glad you that's in the meantime.
00:21:52You were just trying to play a lot.
00:21:58Please.
00:21:59Yeah, I know it's in the meantime.
00:22:03Okay.
00:22:04Okay.
00:22:05Bye.
00:22:06I'll be back.
00:22:07Bye.
00:22:08Bye.
00:22:09What you say is that, Mary?
00:22:10Bye.
00:22:13Bye.
00:22:14Bye.
00:22:15Bye.
00:22:16Bye.
00:22:17Bye.
00:22:18Bye.
00:22:19Bye.
00:22:20Bye.
00:22:21Excuse me, buddy.
00:22:35State your issue.
00:22:36Identification.
00:22:37Who's in charge here?
00:22:41Pasaporte.
00:22:43Police.
00:22:44Policia.
00:22:45In America, USA?
00:22:47Uh-huh.
00:22:53OK.
00:22:55You see the judge.
00:22:56What?
00:22:58Sit down.
00:22:59Who are you?
00:23:00Sit down.
00:23:01I said, who are you?
00:23:02Sit down.
00:23:13Hey, you see that?
00:23:15That's me.
00:23:17American.
00:23:18TV star.
00:23:19Can you carry me?
00:23:22You're too damn heavy.
00:23:25You see it?
00:23:27Sit down.
00:23:33Damn good.
00:23:36That's all you know how to say, huh, kid?
00:23:42You're a clueless bastard.
00:23:44I heard that.
00:23:45Good.
00:23:46I want you to hear it.
00:23:48That was a joke.
00:23:53Hey, Mr. Goat.
00:23:54Come on.
00:23:55Take a hike.
00:23:56Hey, Johnny.
00:23:58That really worked.
00:23:59I told you.
00:24:00Cerveza?
00:24:01I heard a Mexican's being deported, but an American?
00:24:03What's the world coming to?
00:24:05I feel you, brother.
00:24:06Come on.
00:24:06Let's go break bread.
00:24:07Come see the judge tomorrow.
00:24:09Come on, kid.
00:24:10Take a walk.
00:24:10Get out of here.
00:24:11But I got no.
00:24:11I got no.
00:24:12I said, kid, go home.
00:24:22Hey, kid.
00:24:23Come back here, all right?
00:24:28Just don't get too comfortable.
00:24:29I know, I know.
00:24:30You want to go home.
00:24:31Come on.
00:24:32Let's go.
00:24:43Where are we going, huh?
00:24:45Come on.
00:24:46Where are you going?
00:24:54Hammer sent me.
00:24:55Hey, that's a line from one of my movies.
00:24:57I told you.
00:24:58We know you.
00:25:02Hey, guys.
00:25:03It's Gianni Nicola.
00:25:05Hey.
00:25:05What's up?
00:25:07Come on, guys.
00:25:08How you doing?
00:25:09Hey, buddy.
00:25:11Wow.
00:25:11Hey, everybody.
00:25:12Let's sit down.
00:25:14Far out, man.
00:25:16So, uh, you guys have really seen my movies, huh?
00:25:20Christ, man, yes.
00:25:21We've seen all your movies.
00:25:23We learned to fight watching them.
00:25:27Yeah, well, that's choreography, not real fighting.
00:25:30I mean, so what do you think?
00:25:31And am I OK?
00:25:34You're more than OK.
00:25:36You just haven't been given the right part yet.
00:25:39You need a break.
00:25:40Inspiration.
00:25:43I've been told that before.
00:25:45Thanks, kid.
00:25:46That means a lot to me.
00:25:48So, uh, where are you from?
00:25:50Arizona.
00:25:51My dad got his ass busted back here, and I was with him.
00:25:54But my mom is American.
00:25:56Huh.
00:25:56You ain't not a medic on, though.
00:25:58I am so.
00:26:00You'll see.
00:26:01One day, I'm going to find my mom.
00:26:04And, and she's going to take me back home.
00:26:08You lost your mom?
00:26:10How could that be?
00:26:11It's OK.
00:26:12Don't worry about me.
00:26:14What do you care, anyways?
00:26:24I find a whole can.
00:26:26You don't want to ask what kind of can?
00:26:28It's OK.
00:26:29She burns the rod off.
00:26:31What do you think?
00:26:32Should I put her, cook it a little more?
00:26:34Yeah.
00:26:34Yeah.
00:26:35Yeah.
00:26:39Maury, if I find out that you are protecting him from his obligation, I swear to you, we are
00:26:44going to have a problem.
00:26:46Yeah.
00:26:46Hey, how's the little one?
00:26:48Fine.
00:26:49Stop changing the subject, Maury.
00:26:50I know you.
00:26:51Hey, if I know Gianni, he's, he's surrounded himself with only good, wise.
00:26:56Uh, mature, uh, uh, uh, the sophisticated time.
00:27:02The sophisticated people, yeah.
00:27:04Trust me on this, OK?
00:27:05I signed him because he's going to be my comeback kid.
00:27:09Just you watch.
00:27:10Yeah, well, your comeback kid, OK?
00:27:12A child support check, Maury.
00:27:15Gianni is trying to make himself a better man, OK?
00:27:17Can I have juice, Daddy?
00:27:19You know, he is so irresponsible.
00:27:21One second, sweetie.
00:27:22Mommy's on the phone.
00:27:24Yeah, no, sweetie, that's Mommy's special juice.
00:27:27Inside.
00:27:29My God, she's just like Gianni.
00:27:32Maury, you know what?
00:27:33Let me go, because I'm calling my lawyer.
00:27:36OK.
00:27:37Bye-bye.
00:27:38Yeah, bye.
00:27:40Jerk.
00:27:42Bathroom.
00:27:43Banyo.
00:27:44Banyo.
00:27:46OK.
00:27:50Bedtime, guys.
00:27:51Aw.
00:27:53School's over.
00:27:54Come on, guys.
00:27:56Let's go.
00:28:00Hats off.
00:28:04Hey!
00:28:05Hey!
00:28:21Hey!
00:28:22Hey!
00:28:31Ta-da!
00:28:49Not bad, huh, kid?
00:28:51And that's all I got.
00:28:53Okay, guys, go to sleep now.
00:28:55Where'd you get those moves?
00:28:56Oh, my mom was a music teacher.
00:28:58That's from something I know.
00:28:59Copacabana?
00:29:01No, no, no, no.
00:29:02Babalu.
00:29:03Babalu, the actor?
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:06Now he's a fine actor.
00:29:08You got good taste.
00:29:10Yeah.
00:29:12You see?
00:29:14That's why I gotta get back.
00:29:16Because I got a daughter about your age at home.
00:29:19Really?
00:29:20I couldn't tell.
00:29:21Why is it when I talk to you I feel insulted all the time, huh?
00:29:24I'm a pushed out man.
00:29:26Live my life.
00:29:27You'll understand.
00:29:29You don't say.
00:29:30I say.
00:29:31Look, since you need money to get back home,
00:29:35I'll take you to the Charco Brothers.
00:29:37The who?
00:29:38These guys sound shady.
00:29:40Can I trust them?
00:29:41Absolutely no.
00:29:43But you got no choice.
00:29:45I'm gonna go to sleep now.
00:29:46You remember how the door works?
00:29:48Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:29:49And where the toilet is?
00:29:50Are you done?
00:29:51Oh, no.
00:29:52No one goes out at night in Santa Carla.
00:29:55Beware of the goats.
00:29:56Oh, Mr. Goat.
00:29:57Yeah, we met.
00:29:58Hey, what's with the box up there?
00:30:01Oh, it's just my box of inspiration.
00:30:04What's in it?
00:30:06My inspiration.
00:30:08Okay, kid.
00:30:09And stop calling me kid.
00:30:11My name is Juan.
00:30:15Good night, Juan.
00:30:15Dina, I sent him for a meeting and I never heard back from him.
00:30:25But he met me at Dr. Freelander's office.
00:30:28I don't like that.
00:30:28I don't like that son of a bitch.
00:30:30He just disappeared.
00:30:33You haven't heard from him?
00:30:34Cynthia hasn't been able to get a hold of him either.
00:30:38Don't you mention that name in my house.
00:30:40Dina, I'm not in your house.
00:30:42You know what?
00:30:43I'll make some calls, all right?
00:30:44Could be a cell of dead.
00:30:45You know, Gianni.
00:30:46Probably out with some broads looking for clothing.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:51Mmm.
00:30:52Mmm.
00:30:53Mmm.
00:30:54Mmm.
00:30:54Mmm.
00:30:55I don't like the feeling of this whole thing.
00:30:58What is that?
00:30:59Is that your foot?
00:31:01What is that?
00:31:02That's the, that's the Viagra.
00:31:06Come here.
00:31:07Come here.
00:31:08Come on.
00:31:08I feel like Samson.
00:31:11Wait a minute.
00:31:13Wait a minute.
00:31:14What?
00:31:15Stop.
00:31:16We have to think of our son.
00:31:18What?
00:31:18Yes.
00:31:19Huh?
00:31:20What about me?
00:31:22Later.
00:31:25Promise.
00:31:26Yeah, later.
00:31:27Okay.
00:31:28Go, scoot.
00:31:55Go, scoot.
00:31:55Let's go.
00:32:25That's a sight you don't see every day.
00:32:36What are you looking at?
00:32:55Oh, shit!
00:33:16Oh, shit!
00:33:22Hey, Mr. Goat!
00:33:46Por favor! Por favor, Banio!
00:33:48Banio, I need to take it down!
00:33:51Hello?
00:33:54Anybody home?
00:33:56Banio?
00:33:57Banio?
00:33:58Banio?
00:33:59Come on, please, please!
00:34:01Por favor!
00:34:02Por favor, please!
00:34:04Hello?
00:34:06Banio!
00:34:08Banio!
00:34:10Banio!
00:34:12Banio!
00:34:13Banio!
00:34:14Banio!
00:34:15Banio!
00:34:16Banio!
00:34:17Banio!
00:34:18Banio!
00:34:20Banio!
00:34:21I called it!
00:34:23Eh, boy.
00:34:24What about it?
00:34:25Oh, my God, it's a trap!
00:34:38What happened?
00:34:40Look at this foreigner! It's an animal!
00:34:43Good morning, ladies.
00:34:48Well, you gotta go, you gotta go.
00:34:51Oh, my God! Go, go, go!
00:34:56Sorry. I had no choice.
00:35:10Sorry.
00:35:13Hey.
00:35:14Nice going.
00:35:15Oh, what are you gonna do?
00:35:18Come on, we'll go see the judge.
00:35:21Go on.
00:35:26Here's your chance, big boy.
00:35:29Uh, I'm looking for the judge.
00:35:38Down the hall.
00:35:42You wanted this, so here goes.
00:35:45I hope that's not a bad word.
00:35:48What the hell is this?
00:36:01The judge will be out in a moment.
00:36:03It's that kid again.
00:36:05He shows up everywhere.
00:36:17Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you may be seated.
00:36:20It's like a joke.
00:36:25Huh?
00:36:26All right.
00:36:28You know what?
00:36:29Playtime is over.
00:36:30Give me an adult right now.
00:36:32Listen.
00:36:33Plead your case.
00:36:34Plead my case?
00:36:35What case?
00:36:36The hell with you.
00:36:37Brock is shit.
00:36:38And so is your hair.
00:36:39I'm outta here.
00:36:40No one cusses at my court.
00:36:41I just did.
00:36:45You fool.
00:36:50Did you like that serve?
00:36:51Good job, my nephew.
00:36:53Who teach these pinches, stupid Americanos from coming to Mexico.
00:36:56That Hollywood burro, he's gonna bring us some serious dinero.
00:36:59Me entiendes?
00:37:00Viva Mexico!
00:37:08Hey, Giani!
00:37:09What am I gonna do now?
00:37:10Let's go see the Chaco brothers.
00:37:19I can't remember.
00:37:20Which guy is uh...
00:37:21Who's the ugly one?
00:37:22Huh?
00:37:23Who's the ugly guy?
00:37:24Okay.
00:37:25Just remember.
00:37:26just remember the ugly one is fernando and the other one is ernesto all right good i got it
00:37:35what's this huh what's this for just in case just in case of what trust me
00:37:41excuse me uh who the charcoal brothers are okay thanks
00:37:59excuse me guys are you the charcoal brothers look ernesto a wet back gringo
00:38:16that's great what do you want what bad gringo i got stuck here and i need to get back to the
00:38:20states as soon as possible i've seen this gringo before haven't you you you want to go back home
00:38:28huh uh-huh you want to cross the border yeah but it's gonna cost why how much
00:38:39five thousand pesos all right that's four well five thousand clams look at me i ain't got no
00:38:44five thousand laying around just get me to a phone and i'll get the rest i'm telling you ernesto i've
00:38:49seen this gringo before no i haven't but uh jose
00:39:00oh jose hi don't worry good morning to you listen jose i want you to slap my brother and do it briskly
00:39:05slap him not to injure him but just to wake him up from all the tequila he had last night
00:39:09jose if you slap me i will kill you slap him jose he's not gonna kill you slap him because i own you
00:39:17i am your owner you will do as i say slap him jose slap me so i can spill your blood in this
00:39:23stinking place slap me excuse me i i think i can solve the mystery as to why you may have seen me
00:39:28somewhere this is not your quarrel i know but i i could help it's between family okay you want
00:39:34to go to american yeah yeah i do holy shut the hell up slap me slap me jose slap me so i could drink
00:39:43your blood from the bottle of tequila oh my god i am so confused the pressure what what am i to do
00:39:51i don't know tell me about it slap him i command you if you don't slap him you will be jobless slap
00:39:56me come on slap him come on slap him come on slap me come on slap me come on slap him
00:40:01slap him i'm sorry jose i take him away my name is not jose i told you posebo the sissy yeah it's just a
00:40:14test we do to make sure that our employees are trustworthy you know but uh hey you know what
00:40:20you believe in god yes
00:40:24after this exquisite shakespearean dialogue uh yes i do well that's wonderful man because uh
00:40:31we don't like to work with unbelievers we got a job for you you do yes thank you guys
00:40:41let's bring it
00:40:44gracias for bringing us a believer among heathens
00:41:01me
00:41:10so
00:41:11let's see
00:41:14Do I look like the priest?
00:41:16I would conclude so.
00:41:17I'm not a bolero.
00:41:19I'm the custodian of this church.
00:41:20So what is it that you seek my son?
00:41:23Well, I was told that you...
00:41:25By who?
00:41:26What did they say?
00:41:28What did they say?
00:41:29Did they tell you that I was flamboyant?
00:41:32No, well, no, they didn't say that.
00:41:34They just said that you...
00:41:36Don't get verbal with me, boy.
00:41:41Verbal?
00:41:41Well, I hardly said a word.
00:41:44So what if I run through the town naked at night?
00:41:48I have to let off steam somehow?
00:41:52So you come into my church.
00:41:54Tell me.
00:41:55Tell me about you.
00:41:58I've been just going through some hard times in my life,
00:42:01my career, and separation with my wife.
00:42:04I can hear an ache in your voice.
00:42:07Tell me, have you been a virgin since you've been separated?
00:42:11Do you know what I think?
00:42:13No.
00:42:15Does your mother know?
00:42:17Probably.
00:42:21Do you use...
00:42:25the F word?
00:42:26I guess.
00:42:28Fudge.
00:42:30Fudge?
00:42:32And you cheated your wife?
00:42:35I cheated on my wife?
00:42:37Huh?
00:42:39What you need is a spiritual and physical balance in the name of God.
00:42:46And only then will you be able to kill you, Elvis.
00:42:51Well, how do I do that?
00:42:53It's not a process. It is a course in life that finds you.
00:42:59And that when it presents itself, you embark onto a journey of unfolding adventure.
00:43:04Because then you can tell the culture that you are present in that.
00:43:09And only then, when you are in the spiritual presence of the culture,
00:43:13you pay the price and get the reward.
00:43:15Only if you have it.
00:43:18It?
00:43:20It.
00:43:21What is it?
00:43:22It!
00:43:25It's the adventure.
00:43:27It is what I'm going through right now in my life.
00:43:31Then it's a good idea that you make the right choices.
00:43:34Well, how do I know?
00:43:36I don't know.
00:43:37How am I supposed to know?
00:43:38I can tell that you have a good heart.
00:43:51You think so?
00:43:52Yes.
00:43:53Yes.
00:43:54Yes.
00:43:55Yes.
00:43:56But I want you to remember something.
00:43:59That what hurts and brings us discomfort in life is nothing but a blessing and a fortune for our futures.
00:44:13Right.
00:44:14That's good.
00:44:15I like that.
00:44:16Good.
00:44:17I want you to like that.
00:44:18Go.
00:44:19Okay.
00:44:20Go.
00:44:22What the hell was that about?
00:44:23I don't even know what the hell the job was.
00:44:36You go through all that trouble to get you a good job and you screw it up.
00:44:46What job?
00:44:47What?
00:44:48What job?
00:44:49The job with Dios.
00:44:50Dios?
00:44:51What are you even talking about?
00:44:53Man, let's just say it wasn't for me.
00:44:55Okay?
00:44:56You're an artist.
00:44:57And we finally found an artistic job for you.
00:44:59It involves a lot of, uh...
00:45:01Dancing.
00:45:02Yes.
00:45:03And prancing.
00:45:04You might get a part in that movie we're doing over here.
00:45:06If Spielberg is interested.
00:45:07Juan Spielberg.
00:45:08But don't listen across the street.
00:45:09Juan Spielberg.
00:45:10That's our landlord.
00:45:11Hey, nice talking to you.
00:45:12Yeah.
00:45:13Well, what are you waiting for?
00:45:14Get out.
00:45:15Get out!
00:45:16All right.
00:45:17Well, I'll speak to you later.
00:45:21I'm sorry.
00:45:22I became you for a minute.
00:45:25Get out!
00:45:26All right.
00:45:27Okay.
00:45:29Bobby!
00:45:30Maury!
00:45:31Como estas?
00:45:32To what do I have all this pleasure?
00:45:33Yeah.
00:45:34Como estas?
00:45:35Whatever.
00:45:36I'm gonna sit down.
00:45:37Listen.
00:45:38I want a full-on press blitz.
00:45:39You listening?
00:45:40You got it, babe.
00:45:41Okay?
00:45:42I want you to send out all the dogs.
00:45:43All the cats.
00:45:44All the mice.
00:45:45All the giraffes.
00:45:46I don't care what you do.
00:45:47I want everybody out there.
00:45:48I want this whole town looking for my buddy.
00:45:49Uh, you know what?
00:45:50I want the whole country looking for my boy Gianni Di Carlo.
00:45:53This could be big, babe.
00:45:55This could be, um, this could be juicier than when What's-His-Name picked up that transvestite.
00:45:59Yeah!
00:46:00What do you mean, juicy?
00:46:01What was that?
00:46:02Uh, juice.
00:46:03Juice is good.
00:46:04Juice is fabulous.
00:46:05So it's good?
00:46:06Juice is great.
00:46:07I should like juice.
00:46:08You should love juice.
00:46:09Juice is sweet.
00:46:10Ah!
00:46:11I love sweet.
00:46:12I love sweet.
00:46:13I guess I love juice.
00:46:14Let's make this happen, buddy.
00:46:15This could be his comeback.
00:46:16I know!
00:46:17That's what I'm thinking.
00:46:19We should get on a horn right now and see what comes up, all right?
00:46:22Oh, I like you, Bobby.
00:46:25I like you, Maury.
00:46:26Yeah, I like you.
00:46:27And don't worry about what happened in the club the other night.
00:46:29Already forgotten.
00:46:30Yeah.
00:46:31She was a skank.
00:46:32I know.
00:46:33Yeah.
00:46:34Well, you didn't know that night, but that's all right.
00:46:35I did, actually.
00:46:36Yeah.
00:46:37Okay.
00:46:38Well, and then we both knew.
00:46:39Sometimes you, you know, you see eye to eye as guys.
00:46:41You got it, babe.
00:46:42By the way, I love that tan.
00:46:43How long does something like that take?
00:46:45It takes about 30 minutes.
00:46:46Yeah.
00:46:47I don't like it that much.
00:46:48Okay.
00:46:49I gotta go.
00:46:50Ciao.
00:46:51All right.
00:46:52Adios.
00:46:53A little more over here, please.
00:47:01You like that?
00:47:02No, senor.
00:47:04Cut.
00:47:05You don't like it.
00:47:06I don't know what you're looking for.
00:47:07Tell me what you're looking for.
00:47:08Manchero music is a feeling, a tightness of the chest that goes all the way down until
00:47:12the underwear is so tight you have to scream.
00:47:15Scream.
00:47:16It burns.
00:47:17That sounds like it hurts.
00:47:18It burns like a jalapeno in your mouth.
00:47:21Dance while you have a way with words.
00:47:23Why?
00:47:24You should always, what is it?
00:47:26What is it?
00:47:27Believe in yourself.
00:47:28Yes.
00:47:29You did it again.
00:47:30Yeah.
00:47:31All right.
00:47:32Let me believe.
00:47:33You can do it.
00:47:34Yes.
00:47:35Stop bastardizing our culture.
00:47:38Come on.
00:47:39Give me another chance.
00:47:40I just want you to.
00:47:41You stink.
00:47:42I'm dry.
00:47:43I'm dry.
00:47:44I freaking dry.
00:47:45Come on.
00:47:46Come on.
00:47:47What do you want?
00:47:48You're not worth the rental.
00:47:49Time to leave.
00:47:50What does that mean?
00:47:51We take you home or we still have business.
00:47:52Yeah.
00:47:53I get it.
00:47:54In the trunk?
00:47:55Yes.
00:47:56We're two days.
00:47:57We're two days.
00:47:58We're two days.
00:47:59We're two days.
00:48:00We're two days.
00:48:01We're two days.
00:48:02We're two days.
00:48:03In the trunk?
00:48:04Yes.
00:48:05Return to the American checkpoint.
00:48:06We pay Manolo.
00:48:07He will take you right through.
00:48:09Why I got it right in the trunk?
00:48:10Because there's no room in the front.
00:48:11Will you get it?
00:48:12I'm claustrophobic.
00:48:13I'm a Catholic.
00:48:14I'm Catholic too.
00:48:15Damn.
00:48:16Hey, what are you wearing?
00:48:18Oh, hang on a second.
00:48:19Hey, guys.
00:48:20I'm talking to my brother, okay?
00:48:21Hang on.
00:48:22I gotta go.
00:48:23Bye.
00:48:24It's a freaking dwarf.
00:48:25Hey, I'm not a dwarf.
00:48:26I'm Italian.
00:48:27No kidding.
00:48:28You're Italian?
00:48:29I'm Italian.
00:48:30From Brooklyn.
00:48:31You're from Brooklyn?
00:48:32You're from Brooklyn?
00:48:33You know Vinny?
00:48:34I know Vinny.
00:48:35Vinny Boombats.
00:48:36Yeah, of course.
00:48:37We're gonna talk.
00:48:39I heard a couple of things about him, you know?
00:48:41Yeah, he got shot.
00:48:42No, I heard he got shot.
00:48:43Yeah, shot him in the balls.
00:48:44You shot him in the balls.
00:48:45Yeah, yeah.
00:48:46He shot him.
00:48:47He shot him.
00:48:49He shot him.
00:48:50He shot him.
00:48:51He shot him in the balls.
00:48:52In the balls.
00:48:53Oh no!
00:49:18Oh no!
00:49:19That was fun, buddy.
00:49:23Yeah.
00:49:24All right.
00:49:25We got to pick this up.
00:49:26Absolutely.
00:49:27All right, pal.
00:49:28Give me a call when you get in town.
00:49:29Let's do pizza.
00:49:30Yeah, you got it.
00:49:31All right.
00:49:32Hey, I thought you would drop me off at the border.
00:49:34I'm dropping you off.
00:49:35You call maybe one of your little friends.
00:49:37What friends?
00:49:38One of these.
00:49:39Have pizza.
00:49:40All right, Chaparro.
00:49:41See you.
00:49:42Come on, man.
00:49:43There's a lot of dwarves here.
00:49:44You'll get along.
00:49:46I need a butt lift, a teeter lift, and a facelift.
00:49:51No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:49:53That's not right.
00:49:54I don't need that.
00:49:55All I need is an eye lift.
00:49:57Hurry up, lady with the phone sex.
00:49:59Come on.
00:50:00I got to make a call.
00:50:01Don't bug me.
00:50:03I don't need none of that.
00:50:04I know that by asking.
00:50:06What do you think of this?
00:50:09I think you need a forklift.
00:50:11Ah!
00:50:12Ah!
00:50:13Ah!
00:50:14Ah!
00:50:15Ah!
00:50:16What you need is a phone.
00:50:18Here.
00:50:19What you need is a new face.
00:50:21And your movies suck.
00:50:23All right.
00:50:24You know what, lady?
00:50:27Look at that hairdo.
00:50:28Ah!
00:50:32Whackadoo.
00:50:34Hello, gringo.
00:50:36Yeah.
00:50:37Hey, what kind of people are these?
00:50:38Tell me about it.
00:50:40Come on.
00:50:43The only normal guy here.
00:50:45How come the only people around here who know me hate me, huh?
00:50:50I don't really like you.
00:50:52Right, guys?
00:50:53Si.
00:50:54At least somebody likes me.
00:50:55Yeah.
00:50:57Hey, guys, why don't you, uh...
00:50:59I'll catch up with you later, all right?
00:51:01Okay.
00:51:02See you later.
00:51:03Take it easy.
00:51:05You've done a lot of damage to business, senor.
00:51:08Oh, yeah?
00:51:09You owe 5,000 pesos.
00:51:11American!
00:51:13I owe you?
00:51:14How do you figure that?
00:51:15You put me in a trunk with dwarfs.
00:51:17And I owe you guys?
00:51:18Precisely.
00:51:19You'll be front of the midgets again, and I will choke you, pendejo!
00:51:22Hey, where am I gonna come up with that kind of scuttle in this hole?
00:51:25You know it's gonna be hard, difficult, but si se puede!
00:51:32I ain't doing that.
00:51:33No way.
00:51:34Come on, we'll give you another chance.
00:51:37Yeah?
00:51:38I thought you didn't have any place for me.
00:51:40Look, it's not easy to place a wet-back gringo.
00:51:43We got laws here in Mexico tambien, you know?
00:51:46Get in.
00:51:47There's enough room?
00:51:49There's enough room for...
00:51:50Ten!
00:51:51This is Mexico!
00:51:52Get out!
00:51:53Where are you?
00:51:54Huh?
00:51:55What is, where...
00:51:56I see Chabuyo.
00:51:57Who?
00:51:58Chabuyo!
00:51:59I don't know...
00:52:00Come back, lady.
00:52:01They'll choke you.
00:52:02Where are you going?
00:52:03Come on.
00:52:04Oh, man!
00:52:05This is Mexico!
00:52:06This is Mexico.
00:52:07This is Mexico!
00:52:08This is Mexico!
00:52:09Where, where, where are you?
00:52:11Hmm?
00:52:13What is, where are we?
00:52:15Who?
00:52:17I don't know.
00:52:19Where are you going? Come on.
00:52:21Hey!
00:52:25Come back here!
00:52:31Who goes now?
00:52:33Huh?
00:52:35Come here.
00:52:37I want to see your face.
00:52:41Now, who the fudge are you?
00:52:43Huh?
00:52:45Hey, buddy.
00:52:47I can see, you moron!
00:52:49Oh, I just thought you were having a problem, that's all.
00:52:53Why would you say that?
00:52:55Because I'm right here in front of your face,
00:52:57and you're like looking out there,
00:52:59and you speak with a French accent.
00:53:05What?
00:53:07You have something against the French?
00:53:11No, I'm not against the French, uh, Frenchy.
00:53:15Frenchy?
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:19You have the goal to insult me?
00:53:25Who is this?
00:53:27Oh!
00:53:29Let me tell you something!
00:53:33The French never get insulted!
00:53:37You...
00:53:39You...
00:53:40You okay?
00:53:41Hey, pal, I'm sorry.
00:53:42I didn't mean to insult the French.
00:53:45I like the French, I just...
00:53:49Just don't push me.
00:53:50Hmm?
00:53:51Don't push me!
00:53:52Okay, okay.
00:53:53So, no violence, I'm sorry.
00:53:54I just...
00:53:55Tell me what do you want me to do.
00:53:56That's...
00:53:59Come with me.
00:54:00Okay.
00:54:01You sure?
00:54:02This way?
00:54:03Yeah.
00:54:04Wow.
00:54:05Mexicans.
00:54:06Frenchmen.
00:54:07Graveyards.
00:54:09Exotic scenery.
00:54:11Dead people.
00:54:12No.
00:54:13No.
00:54:14No.
00:54:15No.
00:54:16No.
00:54:17No.
00:54:18No.
00:54:19No.
00:54:20No.
00:54:21No.
00:54:22No.
00:54:23No.
00:54:24It just doesn't stop.
00:54:25It goes and goes.
00:54:26It gets better and better and better.
00:54:27I don't...
00:54:28I don't understand what I...
00:54:30never did to anybody.
00:54:31Who are you talking to them?
00:54:32Oh, there.
00:54:33No, I was just commenting on how normal everything is around here.
00:54:38Mm-hmm.
00:54:39I'm, uh...
00:54:40Gianni, by the way.
00:54:41I'm Anna.
00:54:42Anna.
00:54:43Okay.
00:54:44Give me a hand here.
00:54:45With what?
00:54:47Okay, give me a hand here.
00:54:49With what?
00:54:50This.
00:54:52What are you doing, huh?
00:54:54I'm breaking the joints.
00:54:56Why?
00:54:57The guy's dead.
00:54:59Huh?
00:55:00And you have a problem with it?
00:55:01It is a family request.
00:55:08You want to try it?
00:55:09No, thank you.
00:55:10Okay.
00:55:13Wait a minute.
00:55:14I've never seen a dead body before.
00:55:16No, I've just never seen people beat the hell out of him like this.
00:55:20Are you guys like a freakin' wackadoo couple here, huh?
00:55:23Oh!
00:55:24Do not make a joke when you don't know so little about it.
00:55:35You know, I was thinking.
00:55:38We gave you the Statue of Liberty.
00:55:42What if we took it back?
00:55:44Okay.
00:55:45Go ahead.
00:55:46Whatever turns you on, buddy.
00:55:50Oh, American.
00:55:51Follow me.
00:55:52Hmm?
00:55:58Mon chéri, mon chéri.
00:56:01Huh?
00:56:02You just came from the hospital.
00:56:03Really?
00:56:05I want you to dress her.
00:56:09Use your art.
00:56:12Use my art?
00:56:14Oui.
00:56:15America.
00:56:17All right.
00:56:18First the Mexicans.
00:56:19Now the French.
00:56:20You want art?
00:56:21I'll show you art, lady.
00:56:24Hmm.
00:56:25Hmm.
00:56:26Hmm.
00:56:27You want art?
00:56:28I'll show you art, lady.
00:56:29Hmm.
00:56:30Hmm.
00:56:34Hmm.
00:56:35Hmm.
00:56:36Hmm.
00:56:37Hmm.
00:56:38Hmm.
00:56:39Hmm.
00:56:40Hmm.
00:56:41Hmm.
00:56:42Hmm.
00:56:43Hmm.
00:56:44Hmm.
00:56:45Hmm.
00:56:46Hmm.
00:56:47Hmm.
00:56:48Hmm.
00:56:49Hmm.
00:56:50Wrong, my lost boy.
00:56:51If you've joined us again, I won't.
00:56:52Listen to me, you little squirt.
00:56:54If you don't help me, you little gringo buddy, I'll bring it on to you.
00:56:57I'll bring it on to you.
00:56:58Entende?
00:56:59Lock it away.
00:57:02Lock it!
00:57:11You like what I did?
00:57:12I even painted a face for you.
00:57:14I got a mouth shut.
00:57:15It's perfect now.
00:57:16Masterpiece.
00:57:17You did a beautiful job.
00:57:24Ah!
00:57:27I did the best I could.
00:57:28I'm sorry.
00:57:30I tried.
00:57:38What a day.
00:57:40Jose.
00:57:42Fanatic priest.
00:57:44Not to let mention little tiny people.
00:57:48Dead bodies and to top it off.
00:57:50A picnic.
00:57:52That's like, totally normal.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:57Are you done?
00:57:59You like talking to yourself, don't you?
00:58:01Yeah.
00:58:02I do.
00:58:03Yeah.
00:58:04I can see that.
00:58:06That looks good.
00:58:07What is that?
00:58:08Mmm.
00:58:09I made this myself.
00:58:11Pansit.
00:58:12What was the name?
00:58:13Pansit.
00:58:14Pansit?
00:58:15Mm-hmm.
00:58:16Ah.
00:58:17Looks like spaghetti to me.
00:58:18Yeah.
00:58:19Something like that.
00:58:22You don't look a little like the locals around here.
00:58:25Really?
00:58:26Mm-hmm.
00:58:27Well, yeah.
00:58:28I'm from the Philippines.
00:58:29Oh, the Philippines?
00:58:30Mm-hmm.
00:58:31I'm big in the Philippines.
00:58:32In fact, I know a couple of words.
00:58:34Really?
00:58:35Yeah.
00:58:36Okay.
00:58:37Show me what you got.
00:58:38Uh, in a co.
00:58:39Oh, my goodness.
00:58:40That is not Tagalog, totally.
00:58:41But it's quite impressive.
00:58:42Mm-hmm.
00:58:43Oh, how did you wind up in a place like this?
00:58:48Well, I was a really bad waitress.
00:58:50Really?
00:58:51Mm-hmm.
00:58:52And you like it?
00:58:53Well, yeah, it's peaceful.
00:58:54They don't talk bad.
00:58:55Well, it's peaceful for you, it's creepy for me.
00:58:58All right.
00:59:00Number 17.
00:59:02It's over.
00:59:03You know, I have been thinking your general partner could never, never live up to Napoleon.
00:59:24Whatever rocks your boat, pal, I will be washing you.
00:59:31I will be washing you.
00:59:32I will be washing you.
00:59:33I will be washing you.
00:59:34I'm washing you- hu-hu.
00:59:37I will talk to you.
00:59:40Washing you!
00:59:41I will talk to you later.
00:59:43I will talk to you later.
00:59:44I'll talk to you later.
00:59:47Ha!
00:59:48Hmm.
00:59:53Interesting guy.
00:59:55Hey, guys.
01:00:03Hey, Gianni, we got something for you.
01:00:05Yeah? What you got there?
01:00:07Come here, pal.
01:00:10Hey, my boots.
01:00:11Where'd you get these?
01:00:13Don't ask.
01:00:14You help me, we help you.
01:00:19Here you go.
01:00:21The sun is setting.
01:00:22It's a good time to get cleaned up.
01:00:24Go take a shower.
01:00:25Okay, boss.
01:00:28Let's go.
01:00:29All right.
01:00:43Oh, shit.
01:00:51Dina, let's be civilized.
01:00:53Geez, Dina, calm down, all right?
01:00:55Hey, you know what?
01:00:56Hand me the vase.
01:00:56The vase.
01:00:57The vase.
01:00:57The vase.
01:00:58The right there.
01:00:59Yeah, here.
01:01:00Why don't you break this?
01:01:02This is the enemy.
01:01:02My mother gave me this.
01:01:04I understand.
01:01:05I'll do it.
01:01:07Oh, my God.
01:01:08Wow, I didn't think he was going to go for it.
01:01:10I blame all of you and you as his agent because you should have known how sensitive he is,
01:01:14but you don't because I made him from his body.
01:01:16Whoa, whoa, whoa, not without me.
01:01:17Come on, come on.
01:01:18I made him, too.
01:01:19I gave him the autistic genes.
01:01:23Well, I did all the work.
01:01:24Yeah, but I gave you the little ice chips.
01:01:25Dina, you just got to watch the TV because they're all looking for him right now.
01:01:29Get the clicker.
01:01:30No, no, no.
01:01:30That one.
01:01:33And actor Gianni DiCarlo, who's been missing, has been rumored from inside sources that there's
01:01:38reason to believe he's across the border.
01:01:40He meets his mother.
01:01:42Good point.
01:01:44Arrico.
01:01:45I'm right here.
01:01:46Pack your bags and grab your balls.
01:01:47We're headed south.
01:01:48Mexico.
01:01:49Let's go.
01:01:50Let's go.
01:01:51Mexico.
01:01:51Hey, Anna.
01:01:56Hi, Gianni.
01:01:58It was really nice today.
01:02:00Yeah, it was.
01:02:01You're really, uh, very sweet.
01:02:05You know, Gianni, you have a gentle heart that other men don't have.
01:02:11Well, uh, can I give you a kiss then?
01:02:15Right now?
01:02:16Yeah, like, like when?
01:02:20Gianni!
01:02:20Dinner!
01:02:23Did you hear me?
01:02:24Dinner!
01:02:26Hey, give me a break, would you?
01:02:28I can't get rid of this guy.
01:02:30What are they doing?
01:02:31Oh, no, they're about to kiss.
01:02:33Oh, no, that makes babies.
01:02:35Que paso?
01:02:36Oh, no.
01:02:38I'm in trouble.
01:02:39All right, guys.
01:02:40Give me a break, would you?
01:02:41Come on.
01:02:42Hey, guys.
01:02:42Gianni's got a girlfriend.
01:02:44There's nothing to see here.
01:02:45Is she gonna have dinner with us?
01:02:47I guess they're inviting you.
01:02:51I would love to.
01:02:52She would love to, all right?
01:02:54Okay.
01:02:55Show's over.
01:02:56Let's go.
01:02:58Come on, guys.
01:02:59Hey, amigo.
01:03:05Yeah?
01:03:07I heard you've been walking around town looking for work.
01:03:10I need to get back home, so...
01:03:12Hmm.
01:03:13You're in big trouble, my friend.
01:03:14Why is that?
01:03:15Because you're not allowed to work in Mexico without papers, hombre.
01:03:18What are you saying?
01:03:19I'm saying you're going to jail.
01:03:20Hey, jail?
01:03:21And what makes it even worse is that you're calling me fat.
01:03:25You?
01:03:25Me.
01:03:26I don't even know you.
01:03:27It's going to cost you.
01:03:28I mean, hold on, man.
01:03:29I do not like when people tell other people that I'm fat.
01:03:32I'm big, not fat.
01:03:33Do I look fat to you?
01:03:34No.
01:03:35Tell me the truth.
01:03:36No, you're big.
01:03:37You're definitely not fat.
01:03:38I like you.
01:03:40I like you, too.
01:03:41You act, all right?
01:03:42Yes.
01:03:43Good.
01:03:43Tomorrow you dance.
01:03:44You dance in the daytime at a cantina.
01:03:46All day.
01:03:49You dance to all my favorites.
01:03:51Shakespeare, Stanislavski, Toyski, Nietzsche, and somebody.
01:03:58You like the classics.
01:03:59Si, the classics.
01:04:00Yeah.
01:04:00So tomorrow you dance?
01:04:02Tomorrow I dance.
01:04:05Hey, poppy.
01:04:06Okay, poppy.
01:04:06I'll see you tomorrow.
01:04:07All right.
01:04:08Be careful you don't cut yourself next time.
01:04:11You want to go to jail?
01:04:13No, no.
01:04:14Get the hell out of here, boy.
01:04:19I'm going to do the money at you.
01:04:21I'm getting ready to perform.
01:04:30What is it?
01:04:30Oh, what?
01:04:32Come on.
01:04:33Hurry up.
01:04:34Spit it out.
01:04:35I must catch my breath.
01:04:36Spit it out.
01:04:37Come on.
01:04:38Listen to Chipoyo.
01:04:39That man, he's a bad, bad man, this show.
01:04:43He took all your things.
01:04:44Why didn't you warn me before?
01:04:46You're a nice guy.
01:04:47I took you a nice place.
01:04:48He's going to kill you.
01:04:49How do you know that?
01:04:50Oh, yeah.
01:04:51Listen to the kid.
01:04:52My dad disappeared.
01:04:54Remember?
01:04:55Is that right?
01:04:56Let me tell you something, kid.
01:04:57I'm going to find your mom.
01:04:58I promise you, I'm going to find your mom.
01:05:01Don't make any promises.
01:05:02You can't deliver.
01:05:04Don't disappoint you, kid.
01:05:07I won't.
01:05:09Well, don't.
01:05:10I won't.
01:05:11You hear?
01:05:11You hear me, kid?
01:05:12All right.
01:05:13Get in.
01:05:14All right.
01:05:15All right.
01:05:18Don't break your ass, man.
01:05:19Come on.
01:05:20OK.
01:05:21OK.
01:05:21Let's go.
01:05:21Let's go.
01:05:22Get in the coffin.
01:05:23No.
01:05:24Yes.
01:05:25Absolutely no.
01:05:26There's no way I'm getting in this box.
01:05:27You understand?
01:05:28No means no.
01:05:28Oh, my God.
01:05:29No.
01:05:29Then you will die a hold of this.
01:05:33OK.
01:05:34Fine.
01:05:34Want me to get in?
01:05:35I'll get in.
01:05:40So as soon as they get here, we'll get in the corner.
01:05:42We'll head out.
01:05:42Follow me a spot.
01:05:44Come on.
01:05:44Come on.
01:05:44Come on.
01:05:44All right.
01:05:45All right.
01:05:45All right.
01:05:45All right.
01:05:45Come on.
01:05:46Come on.
01:05:46I smell Emmy.
01:05:48Oh, would you stop with your speech?
01:05:49Falling in.
01:05:50Cut to the chase.
01:05:51Tell her, Bobby, huh?
01:05:52OK.
01:05:53A source heard from his source, who heard, by the way.
01:05:55OK.
01:05:55Come on.
01:05:55Cut to the chase.
01:05:56Gianni's in trouble.
01:05:57Easy, cowgirl.
01:05:58I guess Miss X DiCarlo can't wait
01:05:59to see her ex-man, huh?
01:06:00Come on.
01:06:01Anywho, my FBI agent down in Mexico says that Gianni's
01:06:04down there.
01:06:05We know that.
01:06:06Can't you tell us something we don't know,
01:06:08you clown?
01:06:08Come on.
01:06:09OK, we know where he is, OK?
01:06:11We sold the school to the network.
01:06:12We're going to head for the border.
01:06:13The border.
01:06:13The border.
01:06:14The border.
01:06:14OK, the border.
01:06:15The border.
01:06:16You guys go around that way.
01:06:18Yes.
01:06:18The border.
01:06:18Come on, Maureen.
01:06:19I know.
01:06:20OK.
01:06:20So what do we do now?
01:06:22I got a plan.
01:06:23Is that right?
01:06:24Yeah.
01:06:26What is it?
01:06:27We told the kid he'll do whatever we tell him.
01:06:29Good, we ain't.
01:06:30Now that we've made him suffer, he's going to tell his family he
01:06:33doesn't want to stay.
01:06:34We will demand the money.
01:06:35Once we get the money, they'll never see the kid again.
01:06:39Then I choke him.
01:06:40You can choke him.
01:06:41You can kick him.
01:06:42You can light him on fire.
01:06:43Sheriff, not to undermine your authority, but we should consider the devaluation of the
01:06:46American peso.
01:06:47We should request these funds to be transferred to us in something more stable like the euro.
01:06:50Euros?
01:06:51I don't like euros.
01:06:52They stick to my teeth.
01:06:53They stick to my teeth.
01:06:54Now that we've made him suffer.
01:06:55Now that we've made him suffer, he's going to tell his family he doesn't want to stay.
01:06:56We will demand the money.
01:06:57Once we get the money, they'll never see the kid again.
01:06:58We should consider the devaluation of the American peso.
01:07:01We should request these funds to be transferred to us in something more stable like the euro.
01:07:06Euros?
01:07:07I don't like euros.
01:07:08They stick to my teeth.
01:07:09Look.
01:07:10It's a...
01:07:11Vamos.
01:07:14Ayúdo, to prevent a union from the...
01:07:18Vamos, muchachos!
01:07:28I call my Calvary.
01:07:42Yeah?
01:07:43Hey, Dave, what's up, guys?
01:07:48What's going on?
01:07:50Hey, wait a minute.
01:07:52This looks dangerous.
01:07:53You know I made a promise to get you to your mother, but this ain't the way.
01:07:57I don't believe in you.
01:07:58Do you believe in me?
01:07:59I never doubted you, kid.
01:08:01Come on.
01:08:02We're going to America.
01:08:03Wait a minute.
01:08:04Hold a second.
01:08:05How'd you hear about this?
01:08:06I overheard the Chacos.
01:08:08Those clowns?
01:08:09That's the oldest trick in the book.
01:08:11Didn't you see Escape from Project Thunder?
01:08:13A hundred times.
01:08:14Yeah, me too.
01:08:15So what's next, huh?
01:08:17Let's get going before they show up.
01:08:19Look!
01:08:20They're coming!
01:08:21Hey, hey, hey.
01:08:22Get back, get back, get back.
01:08:24Everybody.
01:08:27So funny.
01:08:28Huh?
01:08:29Gringo.
01:08:30Yeah?
01:08:31You belong to me now.
01:08:32Oh, yeah?
01:08:33All right, let me tell you something, my friend.
01:08:34You've been taking advantage of my boys.
01:08:49My boys.
01:08:50My boys.
01:08:51And this town for too long.
01:08:52And it's going to stop right now.
01:08:54You're a clown.
01:08:55Who thinks this is a movie?
01:08:56Ah!
01:08:57Johnny!
01:08:58Come on!
01:08:59Yeah!
01:09:00No way!
01:09:01No way!
01:09:02No way!
01:09:03No way!
01:09:04No way!
01:09:05Enough of it!
01:09:06What do we do now, Johnny?
01:09:07This is real life, kid.
01:09:08I ain't going out without a fight.
01:09:09See, and this is in real life, sometimes people get hurt.
01:09:14Say goodbye, okay?
01:09:15Quit, bro.
01:09:16I'm afraid of blood!
01:09:17Me too!
01:09:18I'm sorry about this, Anna.
01:09:19It's not your fault, Johnny.
01:09:20Out of the gateway!
01:09:21Let go of the kid.
01:09:22You let go of him, you bastard!
01:09:30Fire!
01:09:31Fire!
01:09:32Fire!
01:09:33Fire!
01:09:34I'm sorry about this, Anna.
01:09:35It's not your fault, Johnny.
01:09:36Out of the gateway!
01:09:37Bank way!
01:09:38Let go!
01:09:39Let go of the kid!
01:09:40You let go of him, you bastard!
01:09:41Fire!
01:09:42Fire!
01:09:43Ah!
01:09:44Fire!
01:09:45Ah!
01:09:46Fire!
01:09:47I'm gonna drink your blood!
01:09:50No, I'm gonna drink your blood!
01:09:51I'm gonna drink your blood!
01:09:52I'm gonna drink your blood!
01:09:53I'm gonna drink your blood!
01:09:54Well, come on!
01:09:55Yeah!
01:09:56Look!
01:09:57Hey, Fernando, let him go!
01:09:58Let him go!
01:09:59Let him go!
01:10:00Let him go, baby!
01:10:01You like that, huh?
01:10:02Say goodbye to your neighbors!
01:10:04Guabo!
01:10:05Hey!
01:10:06Hey!
01:10:07Let go of them!
01:10:08Let him go and drink your blood!
01:10:09Hey, I think I've heard this before!
01:10:10What have you heard?
01:10:11Yeah, I heard that you and Jose like each other.
01:10:13What?
01:10:14You calling me marricones?
01:10:15Yeah, mucho marricones!
01:10:16Oh, no!
01:10:17Why the balls?
01:10:18No!
01:10:19You call those balls, huh?
01:10:20No!
01:10:23Oh, I'm confused!
01:10:24You're confused?
01:10:25That's because your English sucks!
01:10:27That explains a lot.
01:10:29Exactly!
01:10:33That's right!
01:10:36That's what I said!
01:10:37Chibuya!
01:10:38Yeah?
01:10:39I'm leading you!
01:10:40Come on!
01:10:41Oh!
01:10:42Oh, no!
01:10:43I hate violence!
01:10:45That feels good, you know!
01:10:46Nice shot!
01:10:47Nice shot!
01:10:52Oh, mama's, what are you looking for?
01:10:54His pajamas!
01:10:55Oh, good!
01:10:56One more time!
01:10:57Hit him again!
01:10:58Attaboy!
01:10:59Luca!
01:11:00There ya goes,atori!
01:11:01Victor!
01:11:02Je-you go kiddin!
01:11:03Oh!
01:11:04Yeah!
01:11:05Yeah!
01:11:06Look at that.
01:11:07Victory!
01:11:08Victory!
01:11:09Victory!
01:11:10Victory!
01:11:11Let me!
01:11:13Yeah!
01:11:14Woo!
01:11:15Yeah!
01:11:16Woo!
01:11:17ez agua,�?
01:11:19Yeah!
01:11:20It's 시작!
01:11:21Oh, I have been waiting for this a long time.
01:11:26There is a reason you came to our town.
01:11:29That's what I always say, there's a reason for everything.
01:11:31How about that?
01:11:33Yeah, me too.
01:11:34Me three.
01:11:36There it is, Johnny.
01:11:38Just on the other side.
01:11:40Home.
01:11:42How about that, huh, kid?
01:11:44Yeah.
01:11:45Juan, you have to go too.
01:11:47It would be fun.
01:11:48You won't forget me.
01:11:49And I won't forget you.
01:11:52And you.
01:11:54Don't worry, Juan.
01:11:55I'll look after them.
01:11:56Okay.
01:11:59I hope I get to see you one day again.
01:12:04You're the real deal.
01:12:07You didn't give a crap about me being a movie star or anything.
01:12:10You're a movie star?
01:12:12You didn't know that?
01:12:15Take care of yourself.
01:12:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:20Well, au revoir.
01:12:23All right, my friend.
01:12:25It was nice meeting you.
01:12:27Yeah.
01:12:28Take care of yourself, all right?
01:12:30I thought you were French.
01:12:32Of course.
01:12:34Watch this guy.
01:12:36Come on.
01:12:38All right, guys.
01:12:40Take care.
01:12:41Take care of yourself.
01:12:42Take care of everything.
01:12:43Bye.
01:12:44All right?
01:12:45You guys too.
01:12:46All ears.
01:12:47Bye.
01:12:48Bye, buddy.
01:12:49Yvette ma.
01:12:50Yvette ma.
01:12:51Yvette ma.
01:12:52It's time for the camera.
01:12:55Hey!
01:12:57Hey!
01:12:58Hey!
01:12:59Hey!
01:13:00Hey, Ma!
01:13:01Hey, Ma!
01:13:02What happened to you?
01:13:03What happened here?
01:13:04What happened here?
01:13:05I'm in Mexico.
01:13:06What happened here?
01:13:07What happened here?
01:13:09I think it'll be all right, Maury.
01:13:11Oh, look who you bought.
01:13:13I'm so proud of you.
01:13:15Who's this little guy?
01:13:18Everyone, this is my new friend, Juan.
01:13:21Hey, Juan.
01:13:22Say hello, Juan.
01:13:24Hi.
01:13:25Hiya, Juan.
01:13:26Hello.
01:13:28It doesn't look like America to me.
01:13:31Well, it is.
01:13:33Come on, let's go home.
01:13:34Let's see.
01:13:35Let's go home.
01:13:36Hey, buddy, I'm working on some stuff here.
01:13:38You got an away go?
01:13:39Yeah, yeah, I got some things working.
01:13:40All right, Maury.
01:13:41Yeah, it's all in the hospital.
01:13:42Let me go.
01:13:44And the star was kidnapped and forced into hard labor just to make it back.
01:13:48In the end, Decarlo turned out to be a bad deportee.
01:13:50Didn't make any money.
01:13:51In fact, he cost the money being there.
01:13:53But that was enough to get the two rogue INS agents behind bars for a long time.
01:13:57This is Bobby Goodnight saying stay fabulous.
01:14:00Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:14:01Yeah!
01:14:02Woo!
01:14:03Woo!
01:14:04Woo!
01:14:05Woo!
01:14:06I want to make a toast.
01:14:07Oh.
01:14:08Toast.
01:14:09Toast.
01:14:10Toast.
01:14:11Toast.
01:14:12Come on, buddy.
01:14:13Hey.
01:14:14Family.
01:14:15Family.
01:14:16Family.
01:14:17Family.
01:14:18Yes.
01:14:19To family.
01:14:20That's great to be home.
01:14:21Great to be home.
01:14:22Come on.
01:14:23Right there.
01:14:24Good boy.
01:14:27Gee.
01:14:29Come here, you.
01:14:31Ah.
01:14:32Juan, we have a surprise for you.
01:14:43Mommy!
01:14:44Mommy!
01:14:46Mommy!
01:14:47Mommy!
01:14:48Wait!
01:14:49Okay.
01:14:50Mountaine quoted as.
01:14:51ocalül bat�ach.
01:14:52Mommy, mommy!
01:14:54Mommy, mommy...
01:14:56Mommy.
01:15:03C firewalls,
01:15:06語员,
01:15:09寂iate.
01:15:22Ah, thank you, Juan.
01:15:24You made me realize what was really important, buddy.
01:15:31I like to meet you guys.
01:15:33I love you.
01:15:33I love you.
01:15:36Love you, buddy.
01:15:39I love you.
01:16:09I love you.
01:16:13Inspiration.
01:16:15That's what I got out of it.
01:16:17That's wonderful.
01:16:20Inspiration.
01:16:39No.
01:16:52I love you.
01:17:23Hollywood! Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood!
01:17:31Yes! Vice-awson!
01:17:33Say, Sam, what, uh!
01:17:53Oh, my God!
01:18:23Oh, my God!
01:18:53Oh, my God!
01:19:23Oh, my God!
01:19:53Oh, my God!
01:20:23Oh, my God!
01:20:25Oh, my God!
01:20:29Oh, my God!
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