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00:00Oh my god, did you hear? There's supposed to be a mysterious VIP passenger on the
00:10Hawkeye 42's maiden flight today. I heard he's the secret Maple Airlines investor
00:14everyone's been talking about. He's supposed to be the richest man in the
00:18world. When is he William? 1A. Oh my god, if I book him as my sugar daddy, I never have to work
00:25again. Oh please, we all know that I'm the Marilyn Monroe of this cabin crew. If
00:30anyone's gonna bag this secret millionaire's attention, it's me. Well
00:35maybe he's not a boobs guy, maybe he's an ass guy.
00:46Ready ladies? Not yet, Heather. Well takeoff is in 30 minutes, so we focus more on
00:54getting ready, and less on gossip.
00:59Why does Evelyn have to be our lead? She's probably going to try and bag that secret
01:04billionaire for herself.
01:16Welcome Mr. Jed Hawkins. What's with the spectacle? I told you I can get her on my own.
01:21It's our job to keep you safe, sir. You're our airline's top investor.
01:24Sylvia, the whole idea was for me to disguise myself as ground crew so I can
01:28observe our airline's service quality. Escort me like I'm a goddamn president of the
01:32darn states. It isn't exactly helping.
01:35I apologize. Here's your ticket, sir.
01:37You better not see anyone following me.
01:59Welcome aboard Maple Airlines.
02:01Sorry for running late. Just, you know, it's a bull in LA traffic.
02:03That guy is not the VIP passenger.
02:12Not a chance. He's nothing but a filthy ground crew worker.
02:19Excuse me, sir. You can't sit here.
02:22And why is that?
02:24This is first class. Economy is back there, in the main cabin.
02:29It's okay. I like where I'm sitting.
02:34Give me a break. With the dirt rags you're wearing.
02:36Well, I like what I'm wearing.
02:39First class is for the social elites. Millionaires and CEOs.
02:46But you, you're nothing but a washed up grounds crew worker.
02:49You belong out there, handling baggage.
02:52Miss, you really shouldn't judge other people by what they're wearing.
02:57Now, if you don't believe me, you can check the booking records.
03:01The booking records will confirm that this seat is reserved for our most distinguished passenger.
03:07Maple Airlines' top investor.
03:10That's exactly right.
03:11Oh, let me get a chance. I would love a cup of coffee. Just black. Thanks.
03:17Tyler! Get over here!
03:24We have a low-life grounds crew worker who snuck on the plane without a ticket.
03:29What did you just call me?
03:30He's sitting in first class and refusing to leave.
03:35Chill out, Claire. I'll take care of it.
03:42Hey, you were coffee, right?
03:43I did. Thanks.
03:47Oh, no.
03:57Fucker.
03:58That is why we don't serve coffee to minimum wage dirtbag.
04:01Well, you try to spill the coffee on me first.
04:04Where are your manners?
04:05That's it.
04:06Enough playing games. Where is your ticket?
04:08Word of advice.
04:10That's nice for the next time.
04:17Where's my ticket?
04:22Doesn't look like there will be a next time.
04:24See this, folks? Just another wannabe trying to scam his way into first class.
04:28This kid came off the plane.
04:30Shh. We got this, thank you.
04:31Time's up, buddy.
04:32Listen, I have a ticket. How else would I have gotten on that airplane?
04:36I mean, look at this. You have single-handedly turned first class into a first grade junkyard.
04:41You're the one who tried to spill coffee on me.
04:43You're the one who tried to...
04:44No, listen. This is going to be one of two ways.
04:46Either you lick this shit up, or I'll have airport security remove you from this plane.
04:52And you think airport security is going to listen to you over me?
05:01Of course they will.
05:03FAA regulations state when you enter a vessel that is larger and heavier than air,
05:08and hence wings, right, with an engine that propels you into the sky, we are in charge.
05:14So, yes. Who the hell do you think you are?
05:17I own this airline.
05:19That's it. Enough playtime. Let's go. Get out.
05:21And who do you think you are to touch me?
05:35It's true.
05:35Like a ninja or something.
05:38That's it. We've got to get him out of here.
05:40I'm calling airport security.
05:41This flight attendant is assaulting a passenger.
05:44And Maple Airlines says they have the best service in the industry.
05:47Give me that phone. That video needs to be deleted.
05:52Not a chance. The public deserves to know about your abusive service.
05:56She's right. This needs to be documented.
05:59Delete that video, or you'll all be banned from Maple Airlines.
06:04It's for life!
06:11Ma'am, you have to see this.
06:16What on earth?
06:17Contact the pilot for that flight and tell them to delay takeoff. I'm going on board.
06:30You don't understand.
06:32That man snuck on board without a ticket. He's a stowaway.
06:36That's right, folks. For all we know, he could be trying to hijack this plane.
06:40Okay? This is for your own safety.
06:42He's been pulling our leg this whole time. Kick him out.
06:45Yeah. Fuck that guy.
06:47Out of the last thing, I needed some hobo to be on my travel plans.
06:51Attention passengers. Welcome aboard Maple Airlines flight 451.
06:56Due to some unforeseen circumstances, we're going to be delaying takeoff.
07:00But hang tight. We'll be in the air shortly.
07:02We really appreciate your patience.
07:04God damn it. This fucking ticketless fuck is going to make me miss my connecting flight.
07:09Somebody call airport security. What a shit show. This guy should be kicked out to TSA.
07:15Calm down.
07:18Ladies and gents, I have a ticket. Okay?
07:24If you can't show us the ticket, then you can't be on this flight.
07:29It's time to go.
07:30Keep your hands off my property.
07:35Sorry, but we're at capacity. No room for dead weight like you.
07:39Dead weight?
07:41Well, I think you two are the dead weight on my property.
07:47What property? You're poor. Your property is trash.
07:52I'm warning you.
07:53Which is why this is going out the window.
08:07How would a dirt poor laborer like you even afford a guitar?
08:20You probably stole it from one of the passengers.
08:23This was a gift from my late wife.
08:31Maple Airlines is named after her. Do you realize whose honor you've disgraced?
08:37Sure. A lot of people are named Maple. You can claim whatever you want.
08:42Doesn't change the fact that you and this piece of junk belong in the garbage.
08:47Well, one thing's for sure. This guitar is nowhere near as valuable as all of the time
08:53we have wasted trying to get you off this flight.
08:56The sooner this guitar gets smashed, the better.
09:00See? We're doing you a favor by smashing it.
09:03Don't you dare.
09:07Look, I don't care.
09:09Whatever you are.
09:10You want money?
09:12I have plenty.
09:13But more than that, who I am makes me a nightmare for people like you.
09:24Airport security?
09:26We've got a passenger string of trouble on Maple Airlines flight 451.
09:30Yes, send someone now.
09:33Are you threatening us?
09:34We work for Maple Airlines, owned by the richest man in the world, Jet Hawkins.
09:40You are so dead.
09:41I'm Jet Hawkins.
09:44Wait till these dimwits find out I'm your boss.
09:47This guitar better not be broken.
09:49Because if it is...
09:50You'll what?
09:52Beg me for money to buy a new one because you can't afford it on your dirt poor salary?
09:59I won't be the one begging.
10:02You will.
10:03Who's the one stirring up trouble?
10:05That man with the guitar.
10:06He snuck on board without a ticket and he threatened a flight attendant.
10:10Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your hands off the guitar case.
10:13He could be hiding a bomb in there.
10:16Maybe he's trying to blow up the plane.
10:18Oh my god, quick!
10:19Take the case!
10:20Hurry up before we all die!
10:21Sir, you're not going to ask twice.
10:24Get your hands off the case.
10:27None of you hold rank high enough to search my belongings.
10:31He is nothing but a bottom-feeding ground staff.
10:34We're all literally leagues above him.
10:36If you would like to see my late wife's handiwork, I would gladly open my case and show you all.
10:45Don't fall for it. It's a trap.
10:47Don't fucking trust him. He's a terrorist.
10:58What's all this fuss about?
10:59Man.
11:06Sir, I'm Evelyn, lead flight attendant.
11:13Here at Maple Airlines, we take the proper handling of our passengers' belongings very seriously.
11:18And I can assure you nothing else will happen to your guitar.
11:23Isn't she the top lead flight attendant at our airline?
11:26I'm undercover, so it's best not to cause a scene and reveal my identity.
11:32You seem trustworthy.
11:33Unlike...
11:36You.
11:52Watch out, Tyler.
11:54This is the customer service hour airline is so well known for.
12:06You judge those beneath you when you act like monsters yourselves.
12:11My bad.
12:12You know, you're more than welcome to file a compensation claim for...
12:18Deadline's Friday.
12:19But, of course, the airline's conclusion may very well be that the rinkity-dink old guitar might be completely worthless.
12:29That's for you.
12:33That's what I thought.
12:34Baggage boy.
12:36My wife handcrafted this guitar with exquisite 1980s Cuban mahogany.
12:57For me.
12:57Let me remind you, the company you work for is named after her.
13:06Why is he so serious?
13:07Is he really related to the owner of this airline?
13:09She was a saint, offering jobs to the homeless, giving them a second chance.
13:16But you...
13:17To get your dirty fingers off me, please.
13:19You, arrogant, stuck-up pricks, think you get to decide who's first class,
13:26who's econ class, when you can't even discern the values that this company was built upon.
13:30You're both... disgraceful humanity.
13:36Security!
13:38Here!
13:39This baggage boy is trying to kill a flight attendant.
13:42Good God! Somebody tackle that man!
13:46Sylvia, I give you ten seconds to get here.
13:48Right now.
13:49Sylvia... Stone?
13:52Uh, she's VP of Maple Airlines, only second to Jeff Hawkins.
13:58God, you just won't stop pretending.
14:02When Sylvia Stone gets here, with my ticket showing who I am,
14:07you'll all cower in fear.
14:09Are you all watching this clown show?
14:12This grounds crew worker couldn't even shine Ms. Stone's shoes,
14:16let alone get her on the phone.
14:17Don't believe the man!
14:20Throw him out!
14:34Did someone piss off my boss?
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