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00:05:00Who's awake?
00:05:02Who's so handsome?
00:05:06Who's awake?
00:05:14Who's so handsome?
00:05:16Who's so handsome?
00:05:23Shh.
00:05:26Our daddy is still sleeping.
00:05:28We don't wanna wake him up.
00:05:30We know how grumpy he gets if he wakes up ahead of time.
00:05:34Oh, my little treasure.
00:05:38I'm not.
00:05:40I'm not.
00:05:42I'm not.
00:05:44I'm not.
00:05:46I'm not.
00:05:48I don't know.
00:06:18I don't know.
00:06:48I don't know.
00:07:18Babe, I want you to meet someone.
00:07:30See? Nothing. She just sits there. Not a word.
00:07:41Good afternoon, Claire. My name is Monica.
00:07:45She's here to help, Claire.
00:07:46Tell me, is it more convenient for you to come to my office?
00:07:55Well, would you rather have sessions here?
00:08:02Okay. Then I'm going to come here. Would you like that?
00:08:06It's not necessary for us to discuss anything you don't want to talk about, you know?
00:08:15I'll just come here and spend time with you. Okay?
00:08:21Great.
00:08:22And how about we start today?
00:08:27So you can take us?
00:08:28Yes.
00:08:28Oh, thank you.
00:08:29It's fine.
00:08:30All right. Uh, please.
00:08:40Claire, do you want Eric to stay with us?
00:08:51Eric, you have to leave.
00:08:52It's family therapy.
00:08:55Well, the whole family's here.
00:08:56You heard her wishes.
00:08:58No, I didn't.
00:09:00I haven't heard a thing.
00:09:02That's not going to work.
00:09:03We won't get any positive results.
00:09:07Claire, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:08Please, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:10Eric, you should...
00:09:10Tell me...
00:09:10No, I shouldn't!
00:09:11Eric!
00:09:12This is Claire's time.
00:09:13If you want a session, you should schedule an appointment.
00:09:15Fine.
00:09:27Quite a temper.
00:09:32Is he abusing you?
00:09:38So, did you ask for me?
00:09:41No.
00:09:43I see.
00:09:45What's there?
00:09:51It's your case.
00:09:54It's so big already.
00:09:57No, this one's your medical.
00:10:00May I?
00:10:09Do you want to talk?
00:10:14I do.
00:10:15About this?
00:10:18No.
00:10:24About your mom?
00:10:27No.
00:10:30What about your husband?
00:10:34He just can't stand the silent treatment.
00:10:36No.
00:10:58Okay.
00:13:29Mom, I know what you're gonna say, that I'm overreacting or something, but anyways, I have a question. Do you know how I can tell if a hair is mine or not?
00:13:39This is so stupid.
00:14:09And second of all, he keeps having these dinners with clients, which I'm not even invited to.
00:14:16No, of course, he spends every night in our bed. But still, something is happening. And I know it. I mean, I can feel it.
00:14:27They say that a woman knows when her man is betraying her. Did you feel this way with Dad? Well, why didn't you ever tell me? Well, if you told me, maybe I would...
00:14:43Yes, I don't know what I would have done. But who knows? Maybe it would help.
00:14:52Mom, why didn't you...
00:14:56Oh, my God.
00:15:18Hello, this is Mary Clarks. Please leave me a message after the tone and I'll call you back as soon as possible. Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry. I'm fine. I'm probably just asleep.
00:15:35You're right. I just screwed myself up again. I... The hair just seemed darker. Call me when you wake up. Please.
00:15:53I... I had another bad dream. I ran and I ran and my boy cried. He cried.
00:16:05And then the cries got louder. And I couldn't find him.
00:16:16I lost him. I... I don't know where I put him.
00:16:24And now I'm getting closer.
00:16:29But he's nowhere to be found.
00:16:35Take a far.
00:16:37Take him.
00:16:44I don't know where I was.
00:16:47I don't know where he's hiding.
00:16:53I should be ok.
00:16:57I got too close to the angel.
00:16:59So, let's get started.
00:17:29So, let's go.
00:17:59So, let's go.
00:18:29So, let's go.
00:18:59Are we celebrating something today?
00:19:15How could I forget?
00:19:16Let's go.
00:19:17Let's go.
00:19:18Let's go.
00:19:19Oh.
00:19:20Wow.
00:19:21God, look at you.
00:19:23You look amazing.
00:19:24Wow.
00:19:25Let's take a look.
00:19:26Hold on.
00:19:27Hold on.
00:19:28Woo.
00:19:29What is going on?
00:19:31Ah.
00:19:32Why don't we just skip the main course and we'll go right for dessert?
00:19:35No.
00:19:36We should enjoy it fully.
00:19:37Oh, okay.
00:19:38Yeah.
00:19:39And how long have you been enjoying it fully without me?
00:19:41That's it.
00:19:42Okay.
00:19:43Okay.
00:19:44My God.
00:19:45Whew.
00:19:46Ah.
00:19:47I actually just got done with dinner, but how much can you eat when you're talking the
00:19:52whole time, right?
00:19:54Do not spoil the atmosphere.
00:19:55How was your day?
00:19:56Good.
00:19:57How was your day?
00:20:01Good.
00:20:02How was your day?
00:20:03Fantastic.
00:20:04So let's have a drink.
00:20:05Let's drink.
00:20:36What happened?
00:20:44Any ideas?
00:20:49What day is today?
00:20:52Thursday?
00:20:53No, I mean, what day is today?
00:20:56It's March 26th.
00:21:06Is something wrong?
00:21:12Look at me.
00:21:15Look at me.
00:21:19What exactly are you celebrating?
00:21:21Why just me?
00:21:24Wait.
00:21:24No, I am not celebrating this with you.
00:21:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:33Don't go, don't go, don't go.
00:21:34Please, please, please, I'm sorry.
00:21:35I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
00:21:37I'll be better.
00:21:39I'll be better.
00:21:40Okay.
00:21:44Do you want to call Monica?
00:21:46Okay, I'm going to call Monica.
00:22:07I'm going to call Monica.
00:22:11It's too early.
00:22:41I'm just fixing your pillow.
00:23:11It's too early.
00:23:18It's too early.
00:23:23It's too early.
00:23:30It's too early.
00:23:38It's too early.
00:23:45It's too early.
00:23:53It's too early.
00:24:08It's too early.
00:24:27It's too early.
00:24:40Are you asleep?
00:24:46It's too early.
00:24:53Could respond, you know?
00:24:57It was a very difficult day.
00:25:00As every day.
00:25:02We gotta pay the bills somehow, don't we?
00:25:16I missed you.
00:25:26And you?
00:25:30Of course I missed you.
00:25:37How was your day?
00:25:43Fine.
00:25:45Well, you said it was difficult.
00:25:49Yeah.
00:25:50Like every day.
00:25:55I want you.
00:26:02I'm so tired, babe.
00:26:09Please.
00:26:10I really want you.
00:26:13I'm all sweaty and smelly.
00:26:15Just really take a shower before we do this in the morning.
00:26:18Well, the shower will only take a couple minutes, come on.
00:26:25This is due in the morning.
00:26:29I'm so relaxed right now.
00:26:32Well, I love you and I don't care if you're sweaty and smelly.
00:26:39Come on, babe.
00:26:41Tomorrow.
00:26:46Well, you're always in a hurry to leave me in the mornings.
00:26:53You're always in a hurry to leave me.
00:26:57That's not fair.
00:26:59Okay?
00:27:00I'm working for two here.
00:27:03What do you want from me?
00:27:05You want me to go back to work?
00:27:09That would be nice, you know?
00:27:12Your place is still your place.
00:27:15Did you contact them?
00:27:24Your boss called me.
00:27:26He just wanted to check up and see how things were.
00:27:28He wanted to see how you were feeling, okay?
00:27:30And?
00:27:32I told them, kid, you were feeling, uh, better.
00:27:47Better?
00:27:49So you think that I feel better?
00:27:53I don't know.
00:27:54I'm just ready.
00:27:55Just ready to go back to work.
00:27:57I don't know.
00:27:58I just thought it would be nice for you to get out of the house, you know?
00:28:01And get your mind off of...
00:28:03So I should just forget about everything?
00:28:05As if nothing happened, right?
00:28:06I don't know.
00:28:07No.
00:28:08Do as you see fit, okay?
00:28:10No.
00:28:11No, you tell me.
00:28:14You tell me what I need to do.
00:28:16You know better.
00:28:17I want to go to sleep.
00:28:18Okay?
00:28:19And you're not understanding what I'm saying.
00:28:22So please, just lie down.
00:28:24How can you be okay?
00:28:43How can you be okay?
00:28:47When I am suffocating?
00:28:53How can you be so insensitive that we can't even share a word about it?
00:28:58About what, Claire?
00:29:00Huh?
00:29:01Because there's an unbearable amount of hits going on right now.
00:29:05God, we need to live a normal life and not in a fucking cemetery.
00:29:09We need to live a normal life, Claire.
00:29:14I love you.
00:29:15And the only reason I haven't grabbed my shit and left is because of that.
00:29:19But?
00:29:20But what?
00:29:21Huh?
00:29:22Say it.
00:29:23But what?
00:29:24But what?
00:29:25You went an entire month.
00:29:26An entire month without talking to me.
00:29:28And not a fucking single word, Claire.
00:29:30You didn't say anything.
00:29:31And I thought, I thought that was horrible.
00:29:34I thought that was so bad.
00:29:35But now, look at this.
00:29:36Look at this.
00:29:37You're constantly talking.
00:29:39Even in your sleep.
00:29:41And at work, you're calling me.
00:29:42And you're calling me.
00:29:43And you're calling me every 15 minutes, Claire.
00:29:45And if I don't answer right away, you're texting me.
00:29:48And if I don't answer that, you call again.
00:29:53And I don't know.
00:29:54I don't know how long you can do this to me.
00:29:56I don't know how long you can do this to me because I need some fucking peace.
00:30:00Okay?
00:30:01I need some peace in my own home, Claire.
00:30:04Fuck!
00:30:05I am not a clown.
00:30:08Do I look like a fucking clown?
00:30:10I am not a clown!
00:30:12I am not some fucking monkey that's gonna jump when you say jump!
00:30:16I don't do that!
00:30:18It's either talk or fuck with you.
00:30:22Huh?
00:30:23You either want to talk or you want to fuck, and it's not even good!
00:30:26Look at me!
00:30:28I'm fucking tired!
00:30:31And I'm going to sleep on the fucking couch!
00:30:34I'm gonna sleep on the fucking couch!
00:31:04Hello, this is Mary Clarks.
00:31:18Please leave me a message after the tone,
00:31:20and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
00:31:22Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry.
00:31:25I'm fine.
00:31:26I'm probably just asleep.
00:31:28I told you, this is it.
00:31:31Yes.
00:31:33No, please, please, Mom.
00:31:36Tell me, how can I save my marriage?
00:31:42Well, what can you tell me?
00:31:45You couldn't make it work with Dad.
00:31:49You don't want me to be happy.
00:31:56I'm sorry.
00:31:58I'm sorry.
00:32:00Yeah.
00:32:02No, you're right, you're right, you're right.
00:32:06A woman should always be a woman.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:12You would ever want this.
00:32:15I'm sorry.
00:32:16No, no, no, no.
00:32:18I'm sorry.
00:32:19Yeah.
00:32:19I'm sorry.
00:32:20No, no!
00:32:21I'm sorry.
00:32:22No, no, no.
00:32:23I'm sorry.
00:32:23No, no, no.
00:32:25No, no, no...
00:32:26You would ever want this.
00:32:28Hush, my love.
00:32:45It's your mommy.
00:32:47Mommy remembers you.
00:32:49Mommy loves you.
00:32:54Mommy loves your daddy.
00:32:56And there is no way that we can lose him.
00:33:26I don't know why you don't just go with me.
00:33:51And how exactly do you think I'm going to do that?
00:33:54Well, you would go upstairs and get ready quickly, and we'd go, preferably using our feet.
00:34:03Come on, you're out every evening.
00:34:06Well, you like this body, don't you?
00:34:12Yes.
00:34:13Yeah?
00:34:14Seriously, I don't know how you do it.
00:34:19You're here all day by yourself?
00:34:21Come on, let's train together.
00:34:23I have so much to do.
00:34:24Oh, yeah?
00:34:25Like what?
00:34:26Why don't you just take me out on a date?
00:34:33We're married.
00:34:35I don't have to do that anymore.
00:34:37I'm kidding.
00:34:38Baby.
00:34:39Baby, baby.
00:34:40Exactly, baby.
00:34:41What about that?
00:34:43What about that?
00:34:46Nothing.
00:34:47Nothing.
00:34:48I had a few bad days.
00:34:49It's fine.
00:34:50Nothing.
00:34:51I had a few bad days.
00:34:52It's fine.
00:34:54Okay?
00:34:55Hey.
00:34:56Hey.
00:34:57I love you.
00:34:58Really?
00:34:59I swear on my abs.
00:35:00All six of them.
00:35:01Go.
00:35:02You sure?
00:35:03Yes.
00:35:04All right.
00:35:05Go.
00:35:06Hey, wait.
00:35:07Hey.
00:35:08Um, I read an article that we can bring intimacy back into our relationship if you'd
00:35:09just care about it.
00:35:10I love you.
00:35:11I love you.
00:35:12Really?
00:35:13I swear on my abs.
00:35:14All six of them.
00:35:15Go.
00:35:16You sure?
00:35:17Yes.
00:35:18All right.
00:35:19Go.
00:35:20Hey, wait.
00:35:21Hey.
00:35:22Hey.
00:35:23Um, I read an article that we can bring intimacy back into our relationship if you just care
00:35:32me to bed every night.
00:35:40Where did you hear that?
00:35:43Go.
00:35:44Okay, baby.
00:35:45I'm gonna carry you.
00:35:47You get ready.
00:36:02Ready?
00:36:03Hot.
00:36:22What do you see?
00:36:23it's obvious
00:36:28the woman
00:36:31the woman
00:36:33free woman
00:36:38who is a free woman for you
00:36:41do you feel like a free woman
00:36:44Monica
00:36:45I could say that
00:36:48but
00:36:50there is no but
00:36:51then I envy you
00:36:56don't you feel free
00:36:59I felt like that before
00:37:04years later here I am
00:37:10scared
00:37:13hopeless
00:37:18useless
00:37:21I wouldn't use those words
00:37:24then what words would you use
00:37:28let's see
00:37:31tired
00:37:33confused
00:37:35and um
00:37:37I only feel pity for myself
00:37:40you know I only have you
00:37:45I mean
00:37:49there's only you
00:37:52for me
00:37:54I don't have anybody else
00:38:00I'm pathetic
00:38:07you name the qualities which as you believe belong to you now
00:38:14what about before
00:38:16oh I was fearless
00:38:19full of life
00:38:22and love
00:38:25do you love your husband
00:38:28of course I love my husband
00:38:31but I can't give my love to him alone
00:38:35who else
00:38:39if I were free
00:38:46as before
00:38:49I wouldn't
00:38:51suppress my
00:38:52desires
00:38:55I wouldn't
00:38:56ignore my impulses
00:39:02that's not right
00:39:10I don't care
00:39:11there's a connection between us
00:39:16I can feel it
00:39:19why did you decide to take my case
00:39:25why did you come here
00:39:28Claire
00:39:52Claire
00:39:57Claire
00:39:59Claire do you hear me
00:40:00I'll show you how free I am
00:40:05you wanted to show me something
00:40:09what
00:40:11you left our conversation
00:40:14and you mumbled about wanting to show me something
00:40:16never mind
00:40:18why did you take my case
00:40:24I took your case because I wanted to be close to you
00:40:27I agreed to come here
00:40:28because I wanted us to be alone
00:40:30because I wanted to help you
00:40:32not that
00:40:35because I knew I could help you
00:40:37why did you agree to come here
00:40:42because you refused to come to my office
00:40:46no
00:40:46no
00:40:48who else should you give your love to
00:40:51do you want a coffee
00:40:53Claire
00:40:53Claire we're not done here
00:40:54I want to stop now
00:40:57who else should you give your love to
00:40:59I'm tired
00:41:03okay
00:41:04who else Claire
00:41:06this needs to be said
00:41:07I want you to leave my house
00:41:12we're finished for today
00:41:14you know you can trust me right
00:41:37what are you doing here
00:41:39are you alright
00:41:41come sit
00:41:42you shouldn't be here
00:41:44get out of here
00:41:46calm down
00:41:47get out
00:41:49or I'll call the police
00:41:51oh
00:42:00hey
00:42:00how was today
00:42:02we need to talk
00:42:03uh okay
00:42:05yeah let's just come inside
00:42:06no listen
00:42:06your wife is losing the boundaries of reality
00:42:10no you're not listening to me
00:42:30do you think I'm joking
00:42:31no I don't think you're joking
00:42:33okay I just I don't think that this is
00:42:35critical
00:42:37you know things just started getting better
00:42:41this is a problem
00:42:42and it's not going to get solved by ignoring it
00:42:45if you don't see it it doesn't mean it doesn't exist
00:42:48you've completely stepped aside
00:42:50it's not right
00:42:51why did you stop keeping the diary
00:42:54well that's why she has the meetings with you
00:42:56no look
00:42:57I can't keep coming here anymore
00:42:58why
00:42:59it only fuels her disease
00:43:01she feels too comfortable at home
00:43:03you need to come to my office
00:43:05and you must bring her in person
00:43:06in this setting
00:43:08she assumes that I'm her friend
00:43:10okay
00:43:10so what's wrong with that
00:43:12she's creating a trusting relationship
00:43:14with her therapist
00:43:14right
00:43:15I'm not her friend
00:43:17she's my patient
00:43:18he's so cute
00:43:40he's literally the most beautiful baby in the world
00:43:44mom how can he ignore him
00:43:48I don't understand
00:43:51you're right
00:43:57parental instinct does happen much later in men
00:43:59he just needs to spend more time with the kid
00:44:03babe
00:44:04home
00:44:05okay
00:44:05I love you
00:44:06I gotta go
00:44:07bye
00:44:07hey
00:44:11hey
00:44:12what were you doing in there
00:44:13oh
00:44:16mmm
00:44:16mmm
00:44:18mmm
00:44:22mmm
00:44:25mmm
00:44:25someone's in a mood
00:44:29you hungry
00:44:30I eat already
00:44:34oh
00:44:35I didn't know there was gonna be food
00:44:38well now there's always gonna be food
00:44:41oh
00:44:42okay
00:44:43you go change
00:44:45okay
00:44:46and I'm gonna bring us some wine and cheese
00:44:48wine and cheese
00:44:49mm-hmm
00:44:50okay
00:44:51wow
00:44:53yeah
00:44:55wine and cheese
00:45:00hey you wanna watch something
00:45:07sure
00:45:08yeah
00:45:08just
00:45:09something light
00:45:10you know
00:45:12I've been thinking for a while
00:45:14that
00:45:15I don't need therapy anymore
00:45:17really
00:45:18yeah
00:45:20I feel much better
00:45:22what does Monica have to say about it
00:45:25who cares
00:45:27I feel great
00:45:31besides
00:45:33she's not gonna let me go
00:45:34it's
00:45:35it's probably just a money thing
00:45:37red
00:45:38of course
00:45:40since when
00:45:41um
00:45:44it was on sale
00:45:45that's my girl
00:45:49oh careful
00:45:50careful
00:45:50so
00:45:59I got a call from the funeral home
00:46:04hmm
00:46:06they said they didn't receive last month's check
00:46:09did you
00:46:09did you send it
00:46:10oh my god
00:46:11I'm so clunky
00:46:12I
00:46:13oh Jesus
00:46:14oh
00:46:14um
00:46:16I probably just forgot
00:46:17can you just do it for me
00:46:18Claire
00:46:20this is really your responsibility
00:46:22please
00:46:22just do it for me
00:46:24okay
00:46:25you know I'm not good with numbers
00:46:28you're in financing
00:46:31what do you mean
00:46:32Claire
00:46:36Claire
00:46:38what did she say?
00:47:01your mom was there
00:47:03she couldn't stay to the end
00:47:04because she felt so bad
00:47:05you're lying
00:47:06Claire
00:47:06and soon she
00:47:08no
00:47:09Claire
00:47:10your boss
00:47:11was there
00:47:12okay
00:47:12he showed up
00:47:13and he gave you time off
00:47:15so you'd get a hold of yourself
00:47:16fuck
00:47:18close
00:47:19and he threw
00:47:20back
00:47:23took
00:47:24and he was there
00:47:24so I was like
00:47:24when she was there
00:47:25I wasulating
00:47:26you were asking
00:47:26her
00:47:26hey
00:47:27youมา
00:47:27I was there
00:47:28I was missing
00:47:28you were having all of my
00:47:28you were asking
00:47:29I was willing
00:47:29well
00:47:29I was hoping
00:47:30to stick
00:47:31you were asking
00:47:31toなんて
00:47:31I was pointing
00:47:32you to send
00:47:32she was at
00:47:35you—
00:47:36I took
00:47:37you
00:47:38you
00:47:38I took
00:47:39you
00:47:39
00:47:42I took
00:47:43you
00:47:43I took
00:47:45you
00:47:46I took
00:47:47Eine
00:47:47Leave already. I'm all right.
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:15Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
00:48:20Forgive me.
00:48:25I didn't want that.
00:48:29I didn't want that.
00:48:33Oh, my God.
00:48:35It's just everything to me.
00:48:37I didn't do it on purpose.
00:48:47Oh, my God.
00:48:53He's wrong.
00:48:55He's wrong.
00:48:56I didn't control it at first, but I thought maybe it was just too early.
00:49:04Oh, God.
00:49:06Oh, my God.
00:49:07Forgive me.
00:49:08Oh, our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done.
00:49:29On earth, as it is, in heaven.
00:49:34Oh, my God.
00:49:39Give us this.
00:49:48Give us this day our daily bread.
00:49:50And forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.
00:50:02Let's do something nicer, huh?
00:50:03Oh, my God.
00:50:22Oh, my God.
00:50:23Oh, my God.
00:50:24Hey, come on, what are you doing, you need to stop running around the house and sit.
00:50:38Can I spend all day in this chair?
00:50:40Yeah, you look great in it.
00:50:42You can have it.
00:50:43All right.
00:50:44There we go.
00:50:45All right.
00:50:46Hi.
00:50:47Look at you, you're glowing.
00:50:49How's my baby, huh?
00:50:50How's my little guy?
00:50:51You okay in there?
00:50:53He's going to be able to reply soon.
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:58It's going to be a little while before you can understand what we're saying.
00:51:02Oh, mama.
00:51:04Pretty soon.
00:51:13So close.
00:51:14You can't be scared.
00:51:15I could be scared.
00:51:17I read an article yesterday.
00:51:20Actually, what do you think?
00:51:21Where do birth pains score on the list?
00:51:24What?
00:51:25The list.
00:51:26Yeah.
00:51:27They score number two.
00:51:29Guess what number one is?
00:51:31What?
00:51:32The pain you feel when your limbs are severed by a bomb.
00:51:35Mm-hmm.
00:51:36Oh, my God.
00:51:37And I have to go through this.
00:51:38Oh, my God.
00:51:39Yeah.
00:51:40Oh.
00:51:41Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:43What?
00:51:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:45Just kicking.
00:51:46Just kicking?
00:51:47He's kicking?
00:51:48He's excited for daddy.
00:51:50Kick again, buddy.
00:51:51Kick for daddy!
00:51:52Come on!
00:51:54Stop screaming.
00:51:56Let me get on the floor.
00:51:57Okay.
00:51:58He kicks more when I'm laying down.
00:51:59All right.
00:52:00Let's get in here.
00:52:01Oh, my babies.
00:52:02Here we go.
00:52:03Easy.
00:52:04Let me get the dress.
00:52:07Oh, my God.
00:52:08I am so ready.
00:52:09Mm-hmm.
00:52:10Ready, ready, ready.
00:52:11Oh.
00:52:12Oh, severed limbs or not.
00:52:13I got you.
00:52:14I'm ready.
00:52:15Okay.
00:52:16Okay.
00:52:17Easy, easy.
00:52:18Watch your head on the desk.
00:52:19Give me this.
00:52:20You good?
00:52:21Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:52:22Good.
00:52:23Okay.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:25I'm gonna do a throw.
00:52:26Okay?
00:52:29Oh, here we are.
00:52:31There we go.
00:52:33All right.
00:52:34Okay.
00:52:35Here we go.
00:52:36Oh!
00:52:37That's it.
00:52:38That's the spot.
00:52:39So, what did you do?
00:52:40Oh, what did I do?
00:52:41What?
00:52:42What did you do?
00:52:44Oh, no.
00:52:45I didn't do, I was, uh, nothing.
00:52:47Please.
00:52:48No.
00:52:49That's my little secret.
00:52:50You're not gonna know.
00:52:51I'll tell you if you want.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:54I got you a t-shirt that says best dad ever.
00:52:57Oh, jeez.
00:52:58That you can wear when you go walking with the boy.
00:53:00That's very sweet of you, but a little bit too soon.
00:53:03Oh, yeah.
00:53:04Yeah, you're right.
00:53:05Especially since you said you wouldn't change any diapers.
00:53:09No.
00:53:10No, I just think that that's, there's a person for that that we can pay.
00:53:13That's more qualified to deal with that.
00:53:15You're joking.
00:53:16Right?
00:53:17Absolutely not.
00:53:18I will-
00:53:19But you said, we agreed.
00:53:20No.
00:53:21Mm-mm.
00:53:22No.
00:53:23Signed, nothing.
00:53:24I-
00:53:25The dad has to take part.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29I will change one diaper per week.
00:53:33No!
00:53:34What if I have to go somewhere and you have to be alone with the kid?
00:53:38He's just gonna sit in a stinky diaper.
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:41Well, first of all, where are you going?
00:53:42And second, why are you leaving us?
00:53:44Well, maybe I have to do my nails.
00:53:47Actually, yeah.
00:53:49I'm gonna do my nails.
00:53:51Oh, the nails.
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:53Okay.
00:53:54Easy peasy.
00:53:55That takes an hour.
00:53:56Tops, I can let him sit.
00:53:57Hands and feet.
00:53:58Okay.
00:53:59Plus the traffic.
00:54:00And I'm gonna need a coffee.
00:54:02Oh.
00:54:03That's like three to four hours at least.
00:54:04Okay, fine.
00:54:05I will change him while you're gone for that one time.
00:54:09No, no, no.
00:54:11Fine.
00:54:14I will change all the diapers.
00:54:16You don't get it, do you?
00:54:18You're gonna fall in love with your son when you see him.
00:54:21I know.
00:54:22And his poops are gonna smell like roses to you.
00:54:27You're exaggerating.
00:54:30No poop smells like roses.
00:54:32Look, I'm voluntarily agreeing to go through this pain.
00:54:36So you can change half of the diapers.
00:54:39Uh, fun fact.
00:54:41That pain?
00:54:42Orgasms.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44When you're going to birth, all of the endorphins, they act up.
00:54:48And those are orgasms.
00:54:51But the contractions are covering them up.
00:54:54So you don't realize it.
00:54:56You just feel pain.
00:54:57So, I mean, that's why the baby and the mom, like, have such a good connection after birth.
00:55:03Hmm.
00:55:04Yeah, I'm jealous.
00:55:06Cause I'm just gonna be in the hallway, pacing back and forth, waiting for this to all be over, banging my head against the wall.
00:55:13What?
00:55:14The hallway?
00:55:15Yeah, where else would I be?
00:55:17You're gonna be in the room with me.
00:55:19What?
00:55:20Yeah.
00:55:21I need you to hold my hand.
00:55:23Hold my leg.
00:55:24Seriously?
00:55:25Help me push.
00:55:27Oh, God.
00:55:36Oh, shit.
00:55:50Oh, don't, no.
00:55:51That's not funny.
00:55:52I don't want to, no.
00:55:53Ah, don't do that.
00:55:54Oh.
00:55:55Come on.
00:55:56I want to have sex with my husband after that.
00:55:57I want you to have sex with your husband after that.
00:55:58All right.
00:55:59Help me up.
00:56:00Are we having sex right now?
00:56:01I can't stay in one position for too long.
00:56:02Come on.
00:56:03Okay.
00:56:04Yeah.
00:56:05Let's do this.
00:56:06Here.
00:56:07Oh.
00:56:08Oh.
00:56:09Oh, God.
00:56:10Okay.
00:56:11Got you.
00:56:12I got you.
00:56:13I got you.
00:56:14All right.
00:56:15Okay.
00:56:16Here we go, yeah.
00:56:17Yep.
00:56:18All right.
00:56:19You know, you're gonna fight me for the right to change the diaper.
00:56:20Oh, yeah?
00:56:21Yeah.
00:56:22Oh, that's a fight I am willing to lose.
00:56:23Here we go.
00:56:24Do I look like a goddess?
00:56:25You...
00:56:26Are you kidding me?
00:56:27Yes, of course.
00:56:28I feel like a goddess.
00:56:30A new goddess.
00:56:31Goddess of gods.
00:56:32That's why I like this dress.
00:56:33This dress is amazing.
00:56:34All right.
00:56:35Ready.
00:56:36Twirl.
00:56:37Be-doop.
00:56:38Hold.
00:56:39I got you.
00:56:40I got you.
00:56:41I got you.
00:56:42I got you.
00:56:43Okay.
00:56:44I got you.
00:56:45Okay.
00:56:46All right.
00:56:47Okay.
00:56:48Here we go.
00:56:49I got you.
00:56:50We're gonna change a diaper.
00:56:51Can we use a diaper?
00:56:52Hold. I got you, I got you.
00:56:54And dip.
00:56:55Oh, you're so light.
00:56:57Oh, okay.
00:56:59Yeah.
00:57:00You're the lightest pregnancy baby ever.
00:57:04Here we go.
00:57:06Huh?
00:57:07And feet.
00:57:09Okay.
00:57:10The feet, the feet, the beautiful feet.
00:57:12Here we go.
00:57:14Oh, baby.
00:57:16What?
00:57:17I want to eat now.
00:57:18Oh, of course.
00:57:20What do you like to eat?
00:57:22Mmm, I want ice cream.
00:57:25That is a good choice.
00:57:26Mm-hmm.
00:57:27I second that.
00:57:28Ice cream coming up.
00:57:29Mm-hmm.
00:57:33Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:57:35Yes, madame?
00:57:37And a sausage.
00:57:38Sausage.
00:57:41Do we have any ice cream that tastes like sausage?
00:57:44No.
00:57:47But I will scoop out some ice cream,
00:57:50and instead of chocolate chips,
00:57:51I'll put a sausage.
00:57:52Deal?
00:57:56No.
00:57:57Keep it separate.
00:57:58I hear, and I obey.
00:58:00Here.
00:58:01Coming up.
00:58:02This is the last part.
00:58:04I need a whole bunch of introductions.
00:58:06Oh, what?
00:58:07This is the next part.
00:58:09I'll fly this up on my channel.
00:58:11Here we go.
00:58:13Yeah.
00:58:14So, if you had a heading in the car,
00:58:15you'd be able to get that one.
00:58:16This is the next part.
00:58:17I own this one.
00:58:18Manning the band is here,
00:58:19right?
00:58:20He's not trying to move the stairs.
00:58:21I can't really have a seat.
00:58:22I don't know how you can get this.
00:58:24I live in my house already.
00:58:25All right?
00:58:26I know what I can do.
01:01:35Honey.
01:01:37What are you doing?
01:01:39Seriously, they're writing this for some kind of genius or something.
01:01:42I mean, I literally don't understand any of it.
01:01:47Can you help me?
01:01:49I, uh...
01:02:00Here, see, right there is this piece.
01:02:05This has three holes, and that has five holes.
01:02:09Claire, we put the crib away several months ago.
01:02:14Why did you bring it back out?
01:02:18You're joking.
01:02:21Claire, why did you bring it back out?
01:02:23Our baby's gonna be home soon, and we have to be ready.
01:02:29Look, if you don't want to help me, I'll just handle it myself, okay?
01:02:34What did you do?
01:02:38We lost our kid.
01:02:42What did you say?
01:02:48I can't, I can't do this.
01:02:51What did you say?
01:02:52Doctor, please.
01:02:55I can't do this, you just, you...
01:02:57What did you say, you bastard?
01:03:00Have you already buried our child?
01:03:02Stop it!
01:03:05We buried him together.
01:03:07What kind of father are you?
01:03:08We buried him together.
01:03:10It was a small ceremony, Claire.
01:03:12It was the smallest coffin I've ever seen in my life.
01:03:15No.
01:03:16Your mom was there.
01:03:17She didn't stay to the end because she couldn't take it.
01:03:21You're lying.
01:03:21Yeah, and then soon, soon she...
01:03:24Claire, you were sitting right next to me the whole time,
01:03:27and you didn't make a sound.
01:03:28No, you're lying.
01:03:29Your boss showed up.
01:03:31Your boss was there, and he gave you some time off
01:03:34so you could collect your...
01:03:35your things and get a hold of yourself.
01:03:39No.
01:03:40Yes, yes.
01:03:41I thank people for coming.
01:03:43No.
01:03:44No.
01:03:45No.
01:03:47There were some complications.
01:03:48No, there weren't any complications.
01:03:49And the doctor needed to keep him for a checkup,
01:03:53and the hospital's gonna call any moment,
01:03:56any moment,
01:03:57and they're gonna give him back to us,
01:03:59and they're gonna call,
01:04:00and we have to be ready, okay?
01:04:02We were such silly heads.
01:04:05We left everything to the last minute.
01:04:09Why doesn't he have a name?
01:04:12Hmm?
01:04:13What is his name, Claire?
01:04:22How old is he?
01:04:30Eight months.
01:04:30Eight months ago, we lost our kid, Claire.
01:04:33It was March 26th, our due date.
01:04:35We were already headed to the hospital,
01:04:36but you wanted to run upstairs and take a shower,
01:04:39and you did.
01:04:39And you know what?
01:04:40You tripped.
01:04:40You tripped on the belt of your robe,
01:04:42and you fell on your belly, Claire.
01:04:43You fell hard.
01:04:44We didn't know what to do,
01:04:46and so we rushed you to the hospital,
01:04:47but the surgeons couldn't find a heartbeat.
01:04:50They gave you a shot,
01:04:52and he left me,
01:04:54and he was dead.
01:04:56No.
01:04:56Our baby is dead.
01:04:58Our baby is dead.
01:05:01No.
01:05:06My baby, oh, God.
01:05:10Oh, my boy, my boy, yeah.
01:05:20I can't.
01:05:22I can't.
01:05:24I can't.
01:05:24I can't.
01:05:25I can't.
01:05:27I paid you to do this,
01:05:29so you fucking do it.
01:05:30You need to remind her every day, okay?
01:05:32Every day.
01:05:33I'm okay.
01:05:39I'm okay.
01:05:39I can't.
01:05:39I can't.
01:05:45I can't.
01:05:58Oh, my God.
01:06:28Oh, my God.
01:06:58Oh, my God.
01:07:00Oh, my God.
01:07:28Oh, my God.
01:07:57Oh, my God.
01:08:27Oh, my God.
01:08:29Oh, my God.
01:08:31Oh, my God.
01:08:33Oh, my God.
01:08:37It was fun.
01:08:47Hey, how are my girls?
01:09:00How is she?
01:09:01You tell me.
01:09:03It's going to get better.
01:09:07Oh, so you'll take us?
01:09:19Yes.
01:09:20What does Monica have to say about it?
01:09:22Hey, do you want to call Monica?
01:09:24My girls.
01:09:26That was my baby too!
01:09:28Oh!
01:09:37Of course.
01:09:56Oh, baby.
01:10:06No, I killed our baby.
01:10:20Oh.
01:10:23Because I didn't want to stink when giving birth.
01:10:27Oh, this is unforgivable.
01:10:35Is it right to forgive me?
01:10:40Do you hear me?
01:10:46I'll never forgive myself ever.
01:10:50Monica would never make these kinds of mistakes.
01:11:09Bitch!
01:11:10This is how you wanted to help me.
01:11:17This is how you wanted to solve my problems with Eric.
01:11:22Simply by stealing my husband.
01:11:23And here I'm thinking, why is he pushing me to go back to work so hard?
01:11:42What did I do to you?
01:11:43We were fine before you came into this house.
01:11:54Where are you going?
01:11:55Where are you going?
01:11:55Gerry?
01:12:09I'm trying to believe it before me.
01:12:12You've heard me Gurus.
01:12:14You've seen me understand me.
01:12:15Oh.
01:12:15Oh.
01:12:16Oh.
01:12:17Oh!
01:12:17Oh.
01:12:18Oh, my God.
01:12:48It's time to wake up, baby.
01:13:10I have an idea.
01:13:13Let's spend the entire day together.
01:13:18Eric's phone.
01:13:23He's going to need a sick day.
01:13:26Yeah, he's not feeling well.
01:13:29Actually, he's going to need several days.
01:13:33Yeah, I don't want him to spread his infection around the office.
01:13:37I'll let you know how he is.
01:13:39Okay.
01:13:39Bye.
01:13:40This is going to be the vacation that we needed.
01:13:48We'll even get to go to the park.
01:13:51The whole family.
01:13:53Let me just talk to Mom, okay?
01:13:57Mom.
01:13:58We're picking you up in 30 minutes.
01:13:59We're going to the park.
01:14:01It's going to be awesome.
01:14:02Okay, be ready.
01:14:05I love you.
01:14:06Bye.
01:14:07We're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation that we're going to be the vacation
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