The Lovers! (1973) Full Movie | Romantic Drama
The Lovers! (1973) is a romantic drama film directed by Herbert Ross, starring Alan Bates and Mia Farrow.
The movie follows a young woman, Susan, who leaves her husband, and meets a free-spirited artist, Paul, on a Greek island. As they navigate their passionate affair, they must confront the complexities of their pasts and the societal norms that threaten to tear them apart.
Cast: Alan Bates as Paul
Mia Farrow as Susan
Oliver Reed as Matt
Margaret Leighton as Isabel
Penelope Keith as Gloria
Barbara Brown as Jim's Wife
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The Lovers! (1973) is a romantic drama film directed by Herbert Ross, starring Alan Bates and Mia Farrow.
The movie follows a young woman, Susan, who leaves her husband, and meets a free-spirited artist, Paul, on a Greek island. As they navigate their passionate affair, they must confront the complexities of their pasts and the societal norms that threaten to tear them apart.
Cast: Alan Bates as Paul
Mia Farrow as Susan
Oliver Reed as Matt
Margaret Leighton as Isabel
Penelope Keith as Gloria
Barbara Brown as Jim's Wife
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00:07:59Mind you, just a weekend I'd do with you, Paul.
00:08:06Not a dirty weekend.
00:08:08A disgusting one.
00:08:13Night-night, Percy Filth.
00:08:24Have you always been insatiable?
00:08:28It's not my fault.
00:08:30It's just that I don't like blondes.
00:08:36It's psychosomatic.
00:08:40I'm sorry.
00:08:45Ah.
00:08:46Oh, Sandra.
00:09:03Oh, Sandra.
00:09:05You're almost blonde in this light.
00:09:07What's wrong?
00:09:14Just being brave.
00:09:16What about?
00:09:17Ending it all.
00:09:18Before we hurt each other too much.
00:09:23It's our first date.
00:09:24I've probably wasted your entire evening, haven't I?
00:09:31Not yet.
00:09:32Not if your parents aren't back till midnight.
00:09:34Don't you think you're too old for this sort of thing?
00:09:40Straight from Stanley Matthews to Bridget Bardot, you went.
00:09:45Overnight.
00:09:46That was when you were too young for this sort of thing.
00:09:48It's artistic, Mother.
00:09:50Like your Tutankhamen butter dish.
00:09:53What?
00:09:54Got it.
00:09:56Got what?
00:09:57You now ask if I never want to see you again.
00:10:00I say I do.
00:10:01You then stop crying quick as a flash and say something like,
00:10:05how about Sunday, half seven outside Central Library?
00:10:07No, I don't.
00:10:09Tomorrow, half seven outside Central Library.
00:10:13Then when I say okay, does your zip miraculously undo?
00:10:17It does not.
00:10:19I thought it would be fine.
00:10:21I thought it would be fine.
00:10:23I thought it would be fine.
00:10:25I thought it would be fine.
00:10:27I thought it would be fine.
00:10:29I thought it would be fine.
00:10:31Not till you've unfastened the press, Dad.
00:10:35I can see her doing your ironing and cooking and cleaning.
00:10:39You wouldn't need to book for the Christmas pantomime.
00:10:41I don't intend to marry her, Mother,
00:10:43in case it interferes with my career.
00:10:45We're just good friends.
00:10:47Goodnight.
00:10:57Miss Bardot.
00:10:59Marry me.
00:11:01You know what they say?
00:11:03Once you've had a Manchester lad, you never touch anything else.
00:11:05Martin!
00:11:07Martin!
00:11:09Martin!
00:11:11Martin!
00:11:13Martin!
00:11:15Martin!
00:11:17Martin!
00:11:19Martin!
00:11:21Martin!
00:11:23Martin!
00:11:25Martin!
00:11:27Martin!
00:11:37Martin!
00:11:38Well, that time and all!
00:11:39Aye!
00:11:40I'm a peaceman!
00:11:41You have a good timer small.
00:11:42Did you?
00:11:43Satisfied.
00:11:44I'll save him for a change.
00:11:45Did you get much?
00:11:46Did you?
00:11:48Did you know that rape in Princess Anne was a capital offence?
00:11:54Not that I have done.
00:11:56Let him for a change instead.
00:12:17Ticket! I ain't got my ticket.
00:12:19We're late already.
00:12:22See you behind the goal then.
00:12:40Well tonight's beauty sleep's done nothing for her.
00:12:43Snooty old bag.
00:12:49Trendy.
00:12:50Crimson shoes with bottle green socks.
00:12:53Must be going steady with a set of traffic lights.
00:12:56Still, who else would have him?
00:12:59Anyway, they're all the same in the dark.
00:13:02Rumour has it.
00:13:10Different girl every night.
00:13:12You can tell the type.
00:13:14Probably an omen seeing her before the match.
00:13:17I bet we lose 3-1.
00:13:20Well, I'm certainly not making the first move.
00:13:23At least I've got me proud.
00:13:25Oh, hello.
00:13:27Oh, hi.
00:13:29Hi.
00:13:30Didn't see you.
00:13:31No, Normie.
00:13:33Are you going that way?
00:13:35Yeah.
00:13:36Not especially, no.
00:13:38You going that?
00:13:39Yeah.
00:13:40Well, no.
00:13:41I was sort of...
00:13:42Going to the football match?
00:13:43Are you?
00:13:44Shopping.
00:13:45I'm probably going to the pictures tonight.
00:13:46I am.
00:13:47Which?
00:13:48Which are you?
00:13:49Any.
00:13:50I am.
00:13:51See you then.
00:13:52Tonight?
00:13:53Pardon?
00:13:54Oh, I...
00:13:55All right, then.
00:13:56Right.
00:13:57Super socks.
00:13:59What are you doing?
00:14:00I'm probably going to the pictures tonight.
00:14:02I am.
00:14:03Which?
00:14:04Which are you?
00:14:05Any.
00:14:06I am.
00:14:07Which?
00:14:08Which are you?
00:14:09Any.
00:14:10I am.
00:14:11See you then.
00:14:12Tonight?
00:14:13Pardon?
00:14:14Oh, I...
00:14:15All right, then.
00:14:16Right.
00:14:19Super socks.
00:14:21Did you see that?
00:14:25They're all on drugs.
00:14:26The lot of them.
00:14:45Good score.
00:14:46Losing.
00:14:473-1.
00:14:51Excuse me.
00:14:52I...
00:14:53Excuse me.
00:14:54I...
00:14:55I...
00:14:56I only go to restaurants with deaf waiters.
00:14:59Excuse me.
00:15:16Excuse me, I...
00:15:22I only go to restaurants with deaf waiters.
00:15:25Ah.
00:15:26Hi.
00:15:30Hello, mate.
00:15:32Peace man.
00:15:33Surprise, surprise.
00:15:35Surprise.
00:15:36In anywhere controversial.
00:15:37Pictures.
00:15:38Your boyfriend.
00:15:39She's slim.
00:15:40I'm just going to the...
00:15:41Oh, I'll come with you.
00:15:46Are you and Beryl, um...
00:15:47You know.
00:15:51You know.
00:15:52Oh.
00:15:56What do you, uh...
00:15:57What do you sort of reckon?
00:15:58She's a...
00:15:59Fair sort of bird.
00:16:00Sort of.
00:16:01She's all right.
00:16:02I mean, nothing sensational, obviously.
00:16:03Geoffrey, she's a bird.
00:16:05You having a coffee with us?
00:16:06No thanks, kid.
00:16:07Neville's rabbi-ness.
00:16:08You've just eaten.
00:16:09Oh, of course, yeah.
00:16:10Sorry.
00:16:11You see, what I suppose, Tanya was trying to do.
00:16:15By implication.
00:16:16Obviously. Geoffrey, she's a bird.
00:16:23You having a coffee with us? No, thanks, kid. Neville's rabbi-ness.
00:16:27You've just eaten.
00:16:30Oh, of course, yeah. Sorry.
00:16:34You see, what I thought Kenilson was trying to do...
00:16:38By implication?
00:16:40Probably by implication.
00:16:42...was to allow the images to provoke a moral response from our own aesthetic judgment.
00:16:47You see? Yes.
00:16:50Was he the errand boy?
00:16:52Was he the errand boy? Ken Thingy.
00:16:55He directed it. Oh, yes.
00:16:59I was probably thinking of Andy Warhol.
00:17:02Probably.
00:17:07You're not like other boys at all, are you?
00:17:10Well, I'm probably a little more mature, that's all.
00:17:13It's over 200 yards from the cinema.
00:17:15And you talk to me the whole way, like a person.
00:17:21Other boys seem to have one-track minds these days.
00:17:25Sex? Marriage.
00:17:27Pardon?
00:17:28The number of boys that asked me to marry them.
00:17:31A couple of dates and pal they want to get married.
00:17:34I want to live a bit before I get married.
00:17:37I suppose I just don't have a hang-up about it.
00:17:40Get married?
00:17:41Hmm.
00:17:43No.
00:17:48Actually, I find girls, most girls, that is, a bit obsessed these days.
00:17:54Not marriage.
00:17:56No. Sex.
00:17:57Sex.
00:17:59Percy Filth?
00:18:02Sex.
00:18:03That's what I said.
00:18:05Oh.
00:18:07Well, I'm not like that.
00:18:09Not Percy Filth motivated?
00:18:11No.
00:18:13No.
00:18:15Did you want to say any more about Andy Warhol?
00:18:29Ken Russell?
00:18:30Yeah.
00:18:31No.
00:18:37This is it.
00:18:44I won't come in, with it being our first date.
00:18:54No.
00:18:56Anywhere my mum's gone to bed, we'd be on our own.
00:18:59Is that a reason for me not coming in, though?
00:19:02Yes, Geoffrey.
00:19:04Oh.
00:19:05Nice house.
00:19:07Twenty-five-year mortgage.
00:19:09Well, thanks for seeing me home.
00:19:12Funny, isn't it?
00:19:14First date with someone.
00:19:16It always leads to one of three things.
00:19:20Either nothing...
00:19:22...or anything...
00:19:24...or anything...
00:19:26...or anything.
00:19:28Well, don't think about Percy Filth at this stage, Beryl.
00:19:45I'm not.
00:19:48No, I'm not.
00:19:51Night-night. God bless.
00:19:57I won't give you my phone number in case you think I'm one of those scheming females.
00:20:07What is it?
00:20:09Three, two, seven, double, four, two, one.
00:20:11The easy way to remember it is the three and the two make five, which is two less than seven.
00:20:15Then two fours, and half of four, which is two, and half of two, which is one.
00:20:19But you mustn't ring me if you don't want.
00:20:21No.
00:20:22But you can if you do.
00:20:24Do you want me to?
00:20:25What if you'd rather not?
00:20:27Three, two, seven, double, four, two, one.
00:20:29Night.
00:20:55Oh!
00:21:00Well, hello, Mrs. Battersby. Beryl's brought you up a cup of tea.
00:21:04Oh, we all have a past life flashed before me then.
00:21:10Can't be Mother's Day. You'd have forgotten.
00:21:13Has there been any clips?
00:21:16Mum, I want the benefit of your experience.
00:21:21What do you think of Andy Warhol?
00:21:23You see, Geoffrey has this theory that by implication...
00:21:27Who's Geoffrey?
00:21:28Of course, Geoffrey knows about these things.
00:21:31These things. Everything.
00:21:33Who's Geoffrey?
00:21:35He's fantastically intelligent.
00:21:37See, Geoffrey's idea...
00:21:38Beryl, who's Geoffrey?
00:21:41Oh, no one.
00:21:47No one's special.
00:21:52His name's Geoffrey.
00:21:53How did this Beryl Bird turn out last night, then?
00:21:57What Beryl Bird?
00:21:58I told him.
00:22:00Did she, er...
00:22:02Did she, er...
00:22:03What?
00:22:05Wow!
00:22:07She doesn't, then.
00:22:09You don't listen, do you?
00:22:10I said...
00:22:11How about Sandra?
00:22:13Chips.
00:22:14Chips.
00:22:15Chips.
00:22:16Sod.
00:22:18Not seen him tonight, then.
00:22:19Who?
00:22:20I've rather better things to do, thank you.
00:22:21I've rather better things to do, thank you.
00:22:23Whoo!
00:22:36Oh.
00:22:38Christian.
00:22:40Rabbi to Sands.
00:22:42Hey, hello.
00:22:45Carly before in the rain.
00:22:47Oh, my God.
00:22:48Oh, that's...
00:22:49said he was no one special
00:22:57got a phone here
00:22:59why
00:23:01they haven't have they
00:23:04do you want to get some nookie lined up or something
00:23:07if i did do you think i'd be playing darts with you two
00:23:10look are you fed up here
00:23:12are you
00:23:14we'll split after this game
00:23:16anything you say
00:23:17and go for a few at the king's head
00:23:18great
00:23:20and that ends our pro
00:23:22well monday tomorrow
00:23:25hallelujah
00:23:26pardon
00:23:27i don't know what you're paying for that phone but whatever it is you're being done
00:23:31good night
00:23:48morning good morning
00:24:02Chalton for Pope. Long may he reign. Amen.
00:24:14What's going on? Pounds up again.
00:24:18Oh, God. Today's special. Bloody travellers, Jax.
00:24:23Here. Suddenly everyone's going on holiday.
00:24:26Except those. Enjoy yourself while you're young.
00:24:32Why do we always do that? 93 times a day. We never see anything.
00:25:02Only one morning just as the sun was rising. I heard a maiden singing in the valley low.
00:25:16My typing not disturbing your singing, I hope. See Geoffrey on Sunday.
00:25:22Oh, Geoffrey. That Neville's the greatest.
00:25:30Is he? Dishy, or is he? Dishy.
00:25:34You never promise he's going to take us to the mat and film this.
00:25:36I'm considering packing Geoffrey in. One date was enough.
00:25:41Why?
00:25:42He's cancer and I'm Libra. Is that bad?
00:25:46Oh, plus?
00:25:48Actually, I'm slightly off the male gender at the moment.
00:26:01Five. Five. Which is... Which is...
00:26:04Three and two's five. Which is two less than seven.
00:26:07Which is seven. Which is seven.
00:26:10Which is seven. Which is seven.
00:26:14I see the Spanish police are throwing your lot out of Ibiza.
00:26:17Bank clocks.
00:26:18Your lot?
00:26:19Football supporters.
00:26:20Hippies.
00:26:21Oh.
00:26:22My lot.
00:26:23At the third stroke, it will be 7.22 and 40 seconds.
00:26:31It will be 7.22 and 50 seconds.
00:26:38That's it then. Fate.
00:26:43All over by 7.23 precisely.
00:26:46So what?
00:26:49Plenty more where she came from.
00:26:52PHONE RINGS
00:26:55Is that the speaking clock?
00:26:57Is that Geoffrey?
00:26:58Is that Beryl?
00:27:00Yes.
00:27:01Yes.
00:27:02Hi.
00:27:03Hi.
00:27:05Hi.
00:27:06It's terrifically exciting, isn't it? Getting to know a person.
00:27:27Fantastic.
00:27:28I want to know all about you.
00:27:36That's what it's all about.
00:27:40For example, with things in common already.
00:27:42Definitely.
00:27:44About what?
00:27:45We're enormously fond of animals.
00:27:47Right.
00:27:48And we're both from Manchester.
00:27:49Have you ever been abroad?
00:27:50No.
00:27:51Have you?
00:27:52No.
00:27:53Have you?
00:27:54No.
00:27:55No.
00:27:56Unless you count Istanbul.
00:27:57Istanbul?
00:27:58Was it beyond belief?
00:27:59I don't know.
00:28:00I was only three.
00:28:01Do you ever get the feeling you've been somewhere before?
00:28:02Sometimes.
00:28:03I do.
00:28:04What now?
00:28:05No.
00:28:06Just sometimes.
00:28:07No.
00:28:08Just sometimes.
00:28:09Just sometimes.
00:28:10I do.
00:28:11What now?
00:28:12No.
00:28:13Just sometimes.
00:28:14Yes, I do.
00:28:15Such a lot, isn't there?
00:28:16In getting to know a person.
00:28:17Yes, I do.
00:28:18Such a lot, isn't there?
00:28:19In getting to know a person.
00:28:20Do you ever get the feeling you've been somewhere before?
00:28:21Do you ever get the feeling you've been somewhere before?
00:28:22Sometimes.
00:28:23I do.
00:28:24What now?
00:28:25No.
00:28:26Just sometimes.
00:28:27Yes, I do.
00:28:28Yes, I do.
00:28:29Such a lot, isn't there?
00:28:30In getting to know a person.
00:28:31Mmm.
00:28:32He was lithe and easy-limbed, his stride quietly casual, his eyes clear and confident and
00:28:57his strong mouth ready to break into a relaxed, assured, lopsided grin.
00:29:07You know, Geoffrey, you have a really lopsided grin.
00:29:11Really?
00:29:12You know, lopsided.
00:29:16I don't think I have.
00:29:17It's in the eye of the beholder.
00:29:21See?
00:29:23Geoffrey doesn't need someone else when he's tying a knot.
00:29:27He holds it down with his little finger.
00:29:31It must be marvellous, being a man.
00:29:34It's OK, I suppose.
00:29:35Men can do anything.
00:29:37Conquer Everest.
00:29:39Do heart transplants.
00:29:41Become leader of the opposition.
00:29:44Anything!
00:29:53Geoffrey!
00:29:54Men who spells no?
00:29:55It's good for your circulation, Beryl.
00:29:59Read any women's magazine.
00:30:01It's good for theirs, too.
00:30:02Not sure they recommend Percy Filth on Tuesdays.
00:30:05I only see you on Tuesdays and Saturdays.
00:30:07All Saturdays.
00:30:08Beryl.
00:30:10Beryl.
00:30:12Beryl.
00:30:14Oh, Beryl.
00:30:16Oh, Geoffrey Bubblesbundle.
00:30:18Oh, Beryl.
00:30:19Oh, Geoffrey!
00:30:21Oh, Beryl!
00:30:23Are you all right? What exactly happened? Don't tell me.
00:30:25I just had a sharp attack of dramatic irony.
00:30:28Pardon?
00:30:34Come back.
00:30:35They're better.
00:30:36It's better.
00:30:37I'm OK.
00:30:38I told you, it's going to pour.
00:30:39It's not.
00:30:40Urgh.
00:30:42It's only the angels crying.
00:30:44I know how they feel.
00:30:45Well, don't blame me.
00:30:46I haven't done anything.
00:30:47That's true.
00:30:49That's not true, Beryl.
00:30:50I have apologised.
00:30:51I keep going down on me knees when I'm talking to you.
00:30:53Independent observers think I'm training to be a Cossack dancer.
00:30:56It must be a bad line.
00:30:57I can't hear you.
00:30:58You'd better apologise again.
00:31:00I apologise again.
00:31:02Gosh, this lousy line.
00:31:04I wonder if Geoffrey would like to come to tea.
00:31:05I'm sorry, Beryl.
00:31:06I know how they feel.
00:31:07I know how they feel.
00:31:08Well, don't blame me.
00:31:09I haven't done anything.
00:31:10That's true.
00:31:11That's not true, Beryl.
00:31:12I have apologised.
00:31:13I keep going down on me knees when I'm talking to you.
00:31:15Independent observers think I'm training to be a Cossack dancer.
00:31:17It must be a bad line.
00:31:18I can't hear you.
00:31:19You'd better apologise again.
00:31:21I apologise again.
00:31:23Gosh, this lousy line.
00:31:24I wonder if Geoffrey would like to come to tea on Sunday?
00:31:29Pardon?
00:31:30Pardon?
00:31:32Is that who I think it is?
00:31:34No, dear.
00:31:46Well, isn't this nice?
00:31:51Sardine sandwich.
00:31:52Is they all sardine?
00:31:54Yeah.
00:31:56She's got her own trawler.
00:32:04Isn't it awful?
00:32:05What?
00:32:06I was speaking to Geoffrey.
00:32:07What's happening in the world?
00:32:09I blame the politicians.
00:32:11What for?
00:32:12For what's happening in the world?
00:32:14In the world.
00:32:18Talk to her.
00:32:21I can't speak Portuguese.
00:32:24Tasty.
00:32:26They're in oil.
00:32:28They're nice in oil.
00:32:29She's got a bad leg.
00:32:32The bread's extremely wholesome.
00:32:34I have this little baker down the road.
00:32:35He does something with the bleach.
00:32:37Yes.
00:32:38Can't do long conversations about sardines so much as your mind goes blank.
00:32:54Start thinking about life after death.
00:32:56Oh, that Neville, honestly.
00:32:57Number of hearts he must have broken.
00:32:58Every girl in Manchester nearly.
00:32:59Geoffrey definitely has.
00:33:00Probably even more.
00:33:01Air hostesses.
00:33:02All sorts.
00:33:03Tell me about your terrible past, Geoffrey.
00:33:04I haven't had one yet.
00:33:05White man speak with forked tongue.
00:33:06Actually, I was hoping more for a terrible future.
00:33:07Hmm.
00:33:08Wow, is that the time?
00:33:09No.
00:33:10No.
00:33:11No.
00:33:12No.
00:33:13No.
00:33:14No.
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00:33:49I have half of it.
00:33:50No.
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00:34:00No.
00:34:01I have breaker lotta crap after all my たedra figured I have
00:34:03What have I done?
00:34:04So I shouted back at her. No shop assistant shouts at me, I shouted.
00:34:09In the end, Neville nearly bolted me for swearing.
00:34:13He thumped you? Walloped you on?
00:34:17No. I said nearly.
00:34:22You never thump me, will you? Like Neville does Sandra.
00:34:26She adores it.
00:34:28Of course not.
00:34:30No.
00:34:33Geoffrey, Percy Filth isn't the only thing in life.
00:34:37It isn't even one of the things in mine.
00:34:39He used to talk to me.
00:34:40All right. Let's talk.
00:34:46Geoffrey, I've just had the most super idea.
00:34:49Why? Is your mum going out?
00:34:53May as well pack in, really.
00:34:57Why?
00:34:59Why not?
00:35:03Good thinking.
00:35:10Thanks for a stimulating few weeks.
00:35:12You too. It was real.
00:35:14Psychedelic.
00:35:16You can keep me grateful dead, LP. I was scratched anyway.
00:35:20It's been a gasp.
00:35:22Groovy.
00:35:23I won't wave from the window.
00:35:25No, I won't look back anyway.
00:35:27Good.
00:35:28It's been a gasp.
00:35:29You've said that once.
00:35:30You're well-bred barrel. There's plenty more fish in the sea.
00:35:43About three very lonely sardines.
00:35:47Mother, please don't try raising one eyebrow at me. You know you can't do it.
00:35:56You'll never thump me, will you, Geoffrey?
00:36:03Ow!
00:36:05I've just had the most super idea.
00:36:07Are we going to put it up?
00:36:08No.
00:36:09We're going to pack it in.
00:36:10Don't say that. Please don't say that.
00:36:13That.
00:36:16Sandra.
00:36:17Sandra.
00:36:18Your Sandra.
00:36:20Mine.
00:36:23Two months.
00:36:25Two months, nine days.
00:36:29Is she positive?
00:36:30The test was.
00:36:32What are you going to do?
00:36:34She'll think of something.
00:36:36Sandra, it's stupendous.
00:36:39Congratulations. I hope you'll both be very happy.
00:36:42Oh, thanks, kid.
00:36:44Sandra, I don't know how you do it.
00:36:48Often.
00:37:08Doctor.
00:37:09From the distance.
00:37:10Help.
00:37:11Nothing.
00:37:13Snuffling.
00:37:16Padre.
00:37:18Reviews.
00:37:20Grad найти snow bears.
00:37:26There, you know.
00:37:30But, Do you believe that, Jack?
00:37:34Call it to 99 and 60 minutes.
00:37:36But, I'm the Regist and Jena,
00:37:37John for Pope.
00:37:43Long may reign.
00:37:50Aren't you, er...
00:37:52Yeah.
00:37:55And you're, er...
00:37:57That's right.
00:37:59Going somewhere incredible.
00:38:00I'm meeting me parents.
00:38:02Taking them to see Fiddler on the roof.
00:38:04That's pretty incredible.
00:38:05The old Mummy and Daddy.
00:38:08Er...
00:38:10Oh, hell no, that's tomorrow.
00:38:13If I'm in the mood.
00:38:16Where you are.
00:38:18Depends where you take me.
00:38:30All I was saying about your friend with the glasses...
00:38:33Roland.
00:38:34Roland.
00:38:34Is that I found him intellectually unaware...
00:38:37And psychologically incredibly boring.
00:38:39It's not bad at snooker.
00:38:43And how are you and little Beryl?
00:38:46Didn't she tell you?
00:38:47I don't work there anymore.
00:38:50I packed her in.
00:38:52Good.
00:38:53Good.
00:38:54Oh, my God.
00:38:56Did she turn you on?
00:39:00Beryl?
00:39:01Beryl?
00:39:01Beryl.
00:39:02I haven't really looked.
00:39:09You've seen one.
00:39:10You've seen them all.
00:39:13Not quite all.
00:39:15I'll go and get me coat.
00:39:16It must be my birthday.
00:39:24It must be my birthday.
00:39:28Boys aren't the only thing in life, Beryl.
00:39:31I do wish you'd find one.
00:39:34They aren't all after Percy, Philz.
00:39:40Yes, they are.
00:39:42Mmm.
00:39:44Oh, you were terrific on the bus.
00:39:46Was I?
00:39:48Mmm.
00:39:50Terrific self-control.
00:39:51Oh, my God.
00:39:53Joan of Arc never married, yet she led a full and happy life.
00:39:57Or am I thinking of someone else?
00:39:59Mother, I don't happen to be interested in boys.
00:40:02I happen to be interested in having early nights
00:40:04and writing poetry in bed with me Moe Felt-tip pen.
00:40:06It's run out of ink.
00:40:07I used it for me laundry list.
00:40:10My God, your generation's got a few things to answer for.
00:40:13Mmm.
00:40:15Mmm.
00:40:15Mmm, please.
00:40:16Mmm, don't.
00:40:17Mmm, please.
00:40:19You can't ravish a girl on her own doorstep.
00:40:23Well, let's go inside, then.
00:40:25You smooth-talking bastard.
00:40:33It is me birthday.
00:40:37What about the boy with the freckles from Shakespeare Crescent?
00:40:40I don't believe that question.
00:40:42You used to be crazy about him.
00:40:45I was 11 years old.
00:40:47He used to let me chalk on his tortoise.
00:40:55What's your name again?
00:41:20What's yours?
00:41:22Rock.
00:41:23That's not your real name.
00:41:26No.
00:41:27Steven.
00:41:28Mmm.
00:41:29God, that turns me on.
00:41:31Mmm.
00:41:32Mmm.
00:41:33Mmm.
00:41:34Mmm.
00:41:37When I first met you in the street,
00:41:40I thought,
00:41:41just a quiet drink and a chat.
00:41:43Shows you the art of conversation ain't dead.
00:41:45Mmm.
00:41:46Mmm.
00:41:48Mmm.
00:41:49Don't move a muscle,
00:41:52however gorgeous.
00:41:53Mmm.
00:41:56Mmm.
00:41:57Mmm.
00:41:57Testing.
00:42:20Testing.
00:42:21Oh, Geoffrey Milleharp returns to the day.
00:42:22I wish you everything you've ever wished yourself.
00:42:41I'm fed up!
00:42:44Who are you? Who are you?
00:42:48What are you fed up about?
00:42:50Teachers don't have to do homework.
00:42:53No?
00:42:54They just mark it.
00:42:56Anyone can mark it.
00:42:58They've got the answers.
00:43:04Do you know it's after two o'clock?
00:43:07What's he doing here, then?
00:43:11Well, er, this is your Uncle Stephen.
00:43:15This is my revolting brother, Jeremy.
00:43:21How do you do?
00:43:22Don't my mum and dad know he's here.
00:43:24Jeremy, bed.
00:43:26I could always wake them up and tell them.
00:43:28Jeremy, little boys need sleep.
00:43:34Even big astronauts.
00:43:36Do you know where babies come from?
00:43:40Do you?
00:43:42Say no.
00:43:43No.
00:43:44I do.
00:43:45Say yes.
00:43:46Shall I tell you?
00:43:47He knows.
00:43:48The man has this male organ and some blood cells and erectile glands.
00:43:52And there's these 500 million spermatozoas in these testes that he has as well.
00:43:57And he goes through his male organ into the female uterus that the lady has.
00:44:02Who told you that?
00:44:04Then they go to the fallopian tubes after that.
00:44:06One of them fertilises with the female egg.
00:44:09The others don't bother.
00:44:11Anyway, that's what you have to do.
00:44:13Then you have a baby.
00:44:16Did they teach you that at school?
00:44:18They do woodwork in the next class.
00:44:20People can only make babies at certain times of the year.
00:44:23But animals, like dogs and cats and giraffes, I think, do it all the time.
00:44:31No.
00:44:32That's people.
00:44:34What is?
00:44:38Well, people do it all the time.
00:44:44Whenever they feel like it.
00:44:50In the next class you can do metalwork if you don't like woodwork.
00:44:54Good night, Jeremy.
00:44:5725p?
00:44:5950.
00:45:0150.
00:45:12Good night, Uncle Stephen.
00:45:20Would you care for a government health warning?
00:45:33Hey, Veronica!
00:45:35Yes?
00:45:36Who the hell's Uncle Stephen at ten past two in the morning?
00:45:39A friend of Jeremy's.
00:45:41He's going now.
00:45:44Good night, love.
00:45:47We would have done that, wouldn't we?
00:45:49And how.
00:45:54You can't win them all, can you?
00:45:56Anyway, do you good going without for a change.
00:46:04Still, there's always another day.
00:46:06Tomorrow?
00:46:08No.
00:46:10Tomorrow's another day.
00:46:12Not unless you happen to be in Plymouth.
00:46:14Where?
00:46:15I'm joining the Wrens for three years.
00:46:20What Wrens?
00:46:22The Royal Navy's Wrens.
00:46:25This time tomorrow I'll be in barracks with about 50 other girls and 30,000 sailors.
00:46:30I hope I like it.
00:46:35Well, thanks for nearly everything.
00:46:40We definitely would have done, wouldn't we?
00:46:42Well, obviously.
00:46:44We're as good as dead, in a way, really.
00:46:47Almost.
00:46:48Keep telling yourself and we will have.
00:46:50Only better.
00:46:52Good night, love.
00:46:54Try a barrel.
00:46:55Good night.
00:47:17Morning, previous generation.
00:47:18What's for breakfast?
00:47:31You knew it was your mother's birthday.
00:47:33Now, what we'd like to know is where were you while we were fiddling on the flaming roof?
00:47:37I'm sorry, Mum.
00:47:38I'll take you out another night.
00:47:39Something cropped up.
00:47:41Like what?
00:47:43Dad, you understand.
00:47:46I don't, Geoffrey.
00:47:48Well, you always say you do.
00:47:50Geoffrey, you're at it every night.
00:47:53Yes, Dad.
00:47:55And we don't complain.
00:47:57No, Dad.
00:47:58But last night was different.
00:47:59I knew you'd understand.
00:48:08What's going on?
00:48:09The pound's down again.
00:48:10Up and down like a pair of knickers.
00:48:11What's going on?
00:48:12The pound's down again.
00:48:13Up and down like a pair of knickers.
00:48:14You should know.
00:48:15Or me.
00:48:17Know what I mean?
00:48:18What a night.
00:48:19Wow.
00:48:20A lot.
00:48:21You know.
00:48:22What a night.
00:48:23Wow.
00:48:24The pound's down again.
00:48:25Up and down like a pair of knickers.
00:48:26You should know.
00:48:27Or me.
00:48:29Know what I mean?
00:48:31What a night.
00:48:33Wow.
00:48:35The lot.
00:48:36That's all right.
00:48:37That's all right.
00:48:38You should know.
00:48:40Or me.
00:48:41That's all right.
00:48:43That's all right.
00:48:44I see him.
00:48:46Wow.
00:48:48A lot.
00:48:50Including action replays in slow motion.
00:48:56Hey, lads, I picked up a bit of spare last night.
00:48:59Who didn't?
00:49:00No, it's true.
00:49:03Yes, Geoffrey.
00:49:04It is.
00:49:06Yes, Geoffrey.
00:49:12Bloody is.
00:49:15Poor Geoffrey.
00:49:17Beryl, please.
00:49:18It's Neville's engagement party as well.
00:49:20He had to invite him.
00:49:22He'll see me.
00:49:24It's cruel.
00:49:25He'll see other girls.
00:49:27I shan't take him back, Sandra.
00:49:30I shan't.
00:49:31It's been two weeks.
00:49:33He may have got over you by now.
00:49:36Don't know much about men, do you, love?
00:49:38It was doing him a kindness, really.
00:50:05Finally splitting up.
00:50:06He only had one ambition in life.
00:50:10Send my knickers to Oxfam.
00:50:16Good job she hasn't joined the rent.
00:50:18The entire Navy had gone strike.
00:50:20I expect he's sorry now.
00:50:24I won't even consider taking him back if he isn't.
00:50:28She might have changed, of course.
00:50:30If she has, I might let her have the old orgy now and again.
00:50:33He's got to accept we've finally split up.
00:50:36Otherwise, I definitely won't take him back.
00:50:38Well, I'm certainly not making the first move.
00:50:45At least I've got me pride.
00:50:48I left with Beryl, baby.
00:50:50Oh, hi.
00:50:51Didn't see you.
00:50:51No, nor me.
00:50:54And how's Manchester City doing without me cheering them on, then?
00:50:57United.
00:50:58We're winning every game now.
00:50:59Oh, good.
00:51:02And what's new with Geoffrey, then?
00:51:10I asked you what was new with you.
00:51:11I asked you.
00:51:16Did you?
00:51:17Did I say more?
00:51:20Pardon?
00:51:20And how's Beryl, baby, getting on, then?
00:51:24Geoffrey, I'm not all that ecstatic about you calling me Beryl, baby.
00:51:28It isn't like you.
00:51:29Say that again.
00:51:31Beryl, baby.
00:51:33What's your name, handsome?
00:51:36You'll laugh.
00:51:38Everybody laughs.
00:51:39It's the story of my life.
00:51:41You tell it like it is, Chuck.
00:51:50She's putting on an axe.
00:51:53What do you care?
00:51:55I don't know what baby is.
00:52:02Is she going to get into bed with him now?
00:52:07Probably.
00:52:10Geoffrey always looks half asleep these days.
00:52:13Well, it's very exhausting.
00:52:17What is?
00:52:19Working in a bank.
00:52:20I had this bad seat, this chick, and decided to split.
00:52:33So I cut out, man, like there's no tomorrow.
00:52:39This cat gets it together where he's at, man.
00:52:44Lots of beautiful bags, baby.
00:52:47So if you want a piece of the action,
00:52:49don't cool it.
00:52:53Dig?
00:52:58Sorry, I no understand English.
00:53:07Gesundheit.
00:53:07I thought she'd only just been to bed with the other one.
00:53:13She has.
00:53:15And which is her husband?
00:53:17Neither.
00:53:22It's warming up, isn't it?
00:53:24Great beat, isn't it?
00:53:34Great to dance to.
00:53:40Do you agree that life's an onion?
00:53:44Pardon?
00:53:44If so, what's death?
00:53:48Erm...
00:53:48A banana.
00:53:52Yes, I expect it is when you think about it.
00:53:55Have you read Schopenhauer's concept of existence?
00:54:00Erm...
00:54:01No.
00:54:03But I've seen the film.
00:54:05You married?
00:54:07No.
00:54:08Grab yourself an adage.
00:54:11Marriage is a cabbage.
00:54:14Are you a poet?
00:54:16Never ask the questions.
00:54:18Ask the answers.
00:54:19You are a poet.
00:54:22To any manager, Marks and Spencer's.
00:54:26Ciao.
00:54:26Now, he's taking his clothes off.
00:54:34What's on ITV?
00:54:36This.
00:54:38What's on BBC?
00:54:43Cassinova.
00:54:44What's that like?
00:54:46This.
00:54:49Oh, come on now.
00:54:50You know that's not where it's at.
00:54:52Let's get this.
00:54:54What's the word?
00:54:54Let's get it clear.
00:54:57Let's get down to the real nitty-gritty-sville, okay?
00:55:09Women's lip is not about burning brass.
00:55:13Papers, yeah.
00:55:15What papers?
00:55:17A marriage certificate.
00:55:18A dog's license.
00:55:19Whatever you prefer to call it.
00:55:21Look, let's be basic about this, Enid.
00:55:23All girls want marriage and a white wedding.
00:55:26Really basic.
00:55:27You want to be really basic.
00:55:29Utterly basic.
00:55:30Balls.
00:55:32Grass?
00:55:35Enid.
00:55:36When Sandra says every girl,
00:55:38she means most girls.
00:55:39Well, like herself.
00:55:41Not me, of course,
00:55:42because I incredibly value my independence.
00:55:44But most girls definitely want...
00:55:46Balls!
00:55:47If you can't conduct an intelligent conversation
00:55:50without recourse to...
00:55:51I'm not recourseing to anything.
00:55:53I'm merely telling you what girls want.
00:55:55What?
00:55:55Balls!
00:55:56Balls!
00:55:57Would you please stop saying that?
00:56:00You believe in free love, right?
00:56:02Wrong!
00:56:02I believe in free everything,
00:56:04freedom from all male chauvinists,
00:56:06pig domination.
00:56:07Honestly, don't you understand?
00:56:09If we're liberating society for the future,
00:56:11I'm sure...
00:56:12Excuse me, excuse me.
00:56:14You've got your hand on me.
00:56:15No!
00:56:16Oh!
00:56:17Oh, sorry.
00:56:19Wow, man, sorry.
00:56:20It's all right.
00:56:21Oh, gee.
00:56:21It's a pleasure.
00:56:23Grass?
00:56:24Geoffrey, if not.
00:56:25Why not?
00:56:26I said don't.
00:56:27You're not to smoke it.
00:56:37Oh, wow.
00:56:39We're as liberated as you, Enid.
00:56:42We have equal importance as individuals.
00:56:45Neither of us is boss.
00:56:46It just doesn't arise.
00:56:48We'll make some coffee, kid.
00:56:50Yes.
00:56:50You see, what we believe is...
00:56:52Now!
00:56:55You see...
00:56:56Where are one?
00:56:58I can see there's only one way to get through.
00:57:05What are you doing?
00:57:06Lighting everybody's fire.
00:57:08Burn my bra.
00:57:16Right.
00:57:17That's it.
00:57:18Finished.
00:57:19The end.
00:57:20Full stop.
00:57:22We've finally split up.
00:57:24Neville?
00:57:25Sandra wants you.
00:57:26I should imagine.
00:57:29Sad, isn't it?
00:57:30Pathetic.
00:57:33Pathetic.
00:57:38Well, I can't follow plays these days.
00:57:41It's just showing real life, that's all.
00:57:43I once thought I'd found her.
00:57:51The perfect girl.
00:57:54Red hair.
00:57:55Not too skinny.
00:57:57Very gentle and shy.
00:58:01Passionate when roused.
00:58:04Yeah.
00:58:04I should pack me in for picking my teeth with a matchstick.
00:58:09You're very sweet, Roland.
00:58:12I've always thought you were.
00:58:17Did you know you very nearly have a love-sided grin?
00:58:21It's just I'm a bit tired.
00:58:22No, it's nice.
00:58:23Nice.
00:58:23Nice.
00:58:23Nice.
00:58:34I don't think I've washed that one.
00:58:50Oh, sorry.
00:58:54Do you know...
00:58:55Come on, Beryl.
00:58:56She can ask me anything.
00:58:59Do you know where Jeffrey's got to?
00:59:04He's upstairs, I think.
00:59:11Is it true they dry on their own?
00:59:15Usually.
00:59:22I hate to be any trouble, but I think I'm dying.
00:59:25You'll be all right, honest.
00:59:27She said I shouldn't smoke it.
00:59:29Who?
00:59:30She said...
00:59:34Geoffrey?
00:59:38Geoffrey?
00:59:45Sorry.
00:59:52Geoffrey?
00:59:57Move up a bit, Geoffrey.
00:59:59Put your legs...
01:00:00That's better.
01:00:02It's because it's your first time, isn't it?
01:00:13Call Dr. Wise, put a quill and slow road.
01:00:21It wasn't marijuana, you know.
01:00:23What was it, then?
01:00:28Grass.
01:00:30Grass is marijuana.
01:00:33This grass wasn't.
01:00:35It was the real thing.
01:00:39From the front lawn.
01:00:40Is that you, Beryl?
01:00:55Had a nice time?
01:00:57Even though it's three o'clock in the morning.
01:01:00Not that I mind, if you've had a nice time.
01:01:03Even though I've been in bed since ten, having a good night's worry.
01:01:08Did you see Geoffrey?
01:01:13That's good.
01:01:13That's good.
01:01:13Do you ever get the feeling you're trying too hard?
01:01:37I didn't try at all.
01:01:38Gave it to rest.
01:01:44I'm right off, birds.
01:01:46I am.
01:01:47I am.
01:01:49For good.
01:01:51Me too.
01:01:53And me.
01:01:54Good morning.
01:02:15Your mother would like to know if you have a reservation at this hotel.
01:02:17Can I?
01:02:18I don't.
01:02:24Oh, my God.
01:02:33Yeah.
01:02:33Oh, my God.
01:02:51Oh, my God.
01:02:51Oh, Beryl, Beryl.
01:03:15Geoffrey.
01:03:16Can I rip your trousers off and have my way with you?
01:03:23Oh, Beryl.
01:03:27Oh, Geoffrey.
01:03:30Oh, God.
01:03:42Hello. Hello.
01:03:45Will you be required in the room again, sir?
01:03:48Because we're thinking of taking bookings for the next pop festival.
01:03:51Ignorant bugger.
01:03:54I don't know who he takes after.
01:04:03Hello? It's me.
01:04:05Who? My God, that's symbolic.
01:04:08Oh, hello, Beryl.
01:04:10I'm just ringing to tell you I never want to see you again.
01:04:13If you have a phone or call, please don't, because I shan't be in.
01:04:16Tonight or any other night.
01:04:17Anyway, tonight I'm helping me mum at the school jumble sale.
01:04:20I don't know.
01:04:23Come on.
01:04:25Come on.
01:04:27Good morning.
01:04:32I appreciate that.
01:04:33A small world.
01:04:53Good evening, Mrs. Battersby.
01:04:54I was looking for a nice lampshade.
01:04:57Oh?
01:04:59Probably this one.
01:05:01Definitely. Magic in satin.
01:05:03Oh, satin!
01:05:03Isn't it, Geoffrey?
01:05:05Who's here in his nice crimson shoes?
01:05:11You'd like some nice, fancy, rapid paper, wouldn't you?
01:05:17I'm a child of the universe, Beryl. I have a right to be here.
01:05:20I'm afraid we don't sell marijuana on Sundays. Try the co-op.
01:05:23Beryl, listen.
01:05:23If you can smell burning, it's just that the vicar's been around burning his jockstrap.
01:05:26Beryl, listen.
01:05:27Can I help you, madam?
01:05:27Have you got that in another column?
01:05:30No, madam.
01:05:31I'll leave it then.
01:05:31Listen to what, for heaven's sake?
01:05:43Don't matter.
01:05:45What doesn't?
01:05:46You wouldn't, anyway.
01:05:47Wouldn't what?
01:05:49Go to the match with me on Saturday.
01:05:51Me?
01:05:53A football match with 40,000 skinheads and you.
01:05:58Told you.
01:06:00Who are they playing?
01:06:06Huddersfield Town.
01:06:08In the cot.
01:06:09I've always wanted to watch Huddersfield Town.
01:06:16The...
01:06:17The fourth from the bottom.
01:06:20Shows you.
01:06:23Away from home, they've won three, drawn five and lost twelve.
01:06:29Drawn five.
01:06:30So, what do you think?
01:06:37I think I nearly love you.
01:06:38Yeah.
01:06:38Never mind, it's only a game.
01:07:05I thought you said you nearly love me.
01:07:13No!
01:07:15Yeah!
01:07:16I don't recall Grace Kelly enticing Prince Rainier by going to watch United.
01:07:21I may be wrong.
01:07:22Grace who?
01:07:24We live in a permissive society, Beryl.
01:07:26Read any colour supplement.
01:07:28Mother, you're supposed to be my mother.
01:07:30I am, love.
01:07:31And it wasn't through going to football matches.
01:07:34You are the same mother that makes me tug my skirt down every time I stand up, even if
01:07:37he's only on the phone.
01:07:39Yes, well, boys are very safe.
01:07:42And I am your mother.
01:07:44That's what I said.
01:07:47I don't mean permissive permissive.
01:07:51I see.
01:07:52Romantic.
01:07:55Pardon?
01:07:56Kissing, cuddling.
01:07:58Things of that nature.
01:08:00Oh, we do.
01:08:03Do what?
01:08:05What you just said.
01:08:06Good.
01:08:07Not too much, I hope.
01:08:09Oh, God.
01:08:10Boys are very funny.
01:08:12They're novices compared to mothers.
01:08:18Did I tell you that two new people have moved into the house opposite with the green curtains?
01:08:23Oh.
01:08:27Two new people have moved into the house opposite with the green curtains.
01:08:30Fantastic.
01:08:30The cowgill's.
01:08:39Mr. and Mrs. Cowgill.
01:08:42Married couple.
01:08:45Newlyweds.
01:08:46Not long married.
01:08:47You go bald doing that.
01:08:50You go bald doing that.
01:08:50Doing what?
01:08:52Did I tell you, 28 stockbrokers have moved into the office opposite with the dirty curtains,
01:09:08living in sin. Can you say one single sentence without the word marriage in it?
01:09:16If I said to you, do you think Cassius Clay would have beaten Rocky Marciano, would you say what's it matter so long as they're happily married?
01:09:28I don't think so.
01:09:31A barrel would.
01:09:34Given you a bad time, is she?
01:09:38I wouldn't say that.
01:09:43I haven't even mentioned the word.
01:09:46What word?
01:09:47Goodness me, a single person can have a relationship with another single person without everyone thinking she's automatically...
01:09:52I never said you were!
01:09:54You think it!
01:09:56All right, Geoffrey. I hereby promise never to utter the word again.
01:10:15Marriage?
01:10:16Never.
01:10:17Well, until I am. If I ever do. Which I fervently hope I never will.
01:10:24For someone who's not uttering something, when's your old pee coming out?
01:10:30No two people have a divine right to happiness, Geoffrey. You mustn't feel guilty about me.
01:10:37I'm sorry.
01:10:40No one can say you've completely ruined me life. Not yet.
01:10:49What are you staring at?
01:10:55Hello?
01:10:56You all right, son?
01:10:57Terrific.
01:10:58Why did you throw your sponge pudding at the cat, then? Your mother's theory is you're overworking.
01:11:03Hmm.
01:11:04My theory is you're overdoing it with some dolly bird.
01:11:07Oh.
01:11:08What's your theory?
01:11:09Indigestion.
01:11:10Oh.
01:11:11What's yours, Sundance?
01:11:15Hasn't he said anything at all?
01:11:18He has said one thing.
01:11:19Who?
01:11:20What's that?
01:11:21If God had meant sardines to be in oil, it had given them dipsticks. All right.
01:11:27The weeks and months drag by, and with neither side willing to compromise, we still have deadlock.
01:11:34Her Majesty's government have consistently tried to find a way out of this dilemma.
01:11:39Another wild night learning what N.O. spells and how many of us school pals are getting married.
01:11:44And what N.O. spells.
01:11:46And what N.O. spells.
01:11:47Great!
01:11:48I might as well go bald and open me own monastery.
01:11:51And so society, that's you and me, says end this dispute.
01:11:57End it now.
01:11:59Goodnight.
01:12:00Hear, hear.
01:12:01Good, weren't I?
01:12:03Terrific.
01:12:04Especially when he said goodnight.
01:12:06We're just enjoying ourselves.
01:12:09Having a good time.
01:12:11Just having fun.
01:12:13Being happy!
01:12:15Take two a day, after meals, and one if you find yourself crying your heart out again in the middle of a zebra crossing for no reason at all.
01:12:26You're sure this has nothing to do with a boyfriend?
01:12:28Absolutely positive.
01:12:32That was the first film we ever saw together.
01:12:35Make that three a day after meals.
01:12:48Look, Beryl.
01:12:49How's this for a peace plan?
01:12:51You join a marriage bureau and I'll get a job on the stage twice nightly in Denmark.
01:12:56Then we'll both be happy.
01:12:58Right?
01:12:59Right.
01:13:00Right.
01:13:01You're Jesus Christ, superstar.
01:13:02Amen.
01:13:05Oh, well.
01:13:06Time's up again.
01:13:07See you tomorrow.
01:13:10Do you think you're going?
01:13:11Geoffrey.
01:13:12Geoffrey, I'll get the sack.
01:13:14It's important.
01:13:15What is?
01:13:16I keep asking you what is.
01:13:17What is?
01:13:18To be on our own.
01:13:19What?
01:13:20So as we can talk.
01:13:21What?
01:13:22What?
01:13:23That old speech worked out on the bus this morning.
01:13:24The only bit I can remember is, and that's what I think.
01:13:26Last night I dreamt I was in goal for Manchester United and Grace Kelly kicked nine goals past me.
01:13:29What is?
01:13:30What is?
01:13:31What is?
01:13:32What is?
01:13:33To be on our own.
01:13:34What?
01:13:35To be on our own.
01:13:36What?
01:13:37So as we can talk.
01:13:38What?
01:13:39Is that a start?
01:13:40Huh?
01:13:41That old speech worked out on the bus this morning.
01:13:44The only bit I can remember is, and that's what I think.
01:13:49Last night I dreamt I was in goal for Manchester United and Grace Kelly kicked nine goals past me.
01:13:55Grace, who?
01:13:56She was playing for United as well.
01:13:58Weird, isn't it?
01:13:59Weird, isn't it?
01:14:09The main thing is...
01:14:11we do communicate.
01:14:13Oh, we do.
01:14:23See, what...
01:14:25Go on.
01:14:27No, you. Mine wasn't important.
01:14:29Her mum wasn't.
01:14:41Beryl?
01:14:45Are you...
01:14:47happy?
01:14:49Course.
01:14:51Very.
01:14:53I am.
01:14:55No-one is every second of every minute of every day.
01:14:57No.
01:15:03I'm not.
01:15:07Do you think it's because we love each other, do you think?
01:15:15Probably.
01:15:17I've not actually said the words often.
01:15:19Well, not in so many words.
01:15:21Mostly in words to that effect.
01:15:23Is there anything you don't love about me?
01:15:25No.
01:15:27Don't think so.
01:15:29Honestly, no.
01:15:31Nothing.
01:15:33Nothing.
01:15:35If there is, you just tell me and I'll stop doing it.
01:15:37If there isn't anything, honest.
01:15:39Good.
01:15:41It wouldn't upset me.
01:15:43It would just make me a better human being to deserve your love.
01:15:47Like, you know, crimson shoes and bottle green socks.
01:15:49Well, you don't wear crimson shoes and bottle green socks.
01:15:53You don't wear crimson shoes and bottle green socks, Beryl.
01:15:55If I did, I'd stop to please you.
01:15:59I see.
01:16:01I don't care.
01:16:07I don't care.
01:16:09If I did, I'd stop to please you.
01:16:11when she was in Bottle Green Sock Sparrow?
01:16:13If I did, I'd stop to please you.
01:16:19I see.
01:16:25There's no need to be sensitive, Geoffrey.
01:16:27In a meaningful relationship, you must like even what you don't.
01:16:32Your mother? Pardon?
01:16:34I like your mother. Please don't sulk, Geoffrey.
01:16:36Hand her lampshades.
01:16:37Sulking isn't the most endearing quality in a person.
01:16:41Well, you ought to know. You've almost made it an art form.
01:16:44Anything else at random?
01:16:46You've got 24 hours to spare.
01:16:48After all, I'm no Bridgette Bardot.
01:16:50According to reliable sources in Saint-Tropez, she's 105 next birthday.
01:16:54Over 98% of the male population of Manchester and Salford
01:16:57can tell the difference between Bridgette Bardot and Beryl Battersby.
01:17:00Ask any opinion poll. I'm much fatter for a start.
01:17:03You're not all that fat, Beryl. I am.
01:17:05Start slimming. Men like something to get hold of.
01:17:08If they're allowed to get hold of it.
01:17:10You always succeed in getting back to Percy Filth in the end, don't you? Always.
01:17:14No, I don't, Beryl. You do. I always fail.
01:17:17Do you know what some girls find extremely likeable?
01:17:19The extremely likeable way some boys stare at every girl they see.
01:17:23Boys like it when girls tell them what N-O spells.
01:17:26Especially for the 600th time. That they really dig.
01:17:29You never say dig. I did then.
01:17:32Your passionate, unrequited love for 11 boring men kicking a ball about.
01:17:37That's really lovable.
01:17:39I never knew you thought that.
01:17:41Neither did I.
01:17:43Do now, though.
01:17:45I used to say dig before I met you.
01:17:59Used to say all sorts of things.
01:18:04There's a lot about me I can't even remember.
01:18:07There's a lot of things in front of me.
01:18:09Yes.
01:18:10You've lost me.
01:18:11There's a lot of things in front of me.
01:18:12I don't know.
01:18:13You know what I'm thinking.
01:18:14That's all the facts.
01:18:15You've lost me, darling.
01:18:16Big time.
01:18:17Yeah, back in front of me.
01:18:18I'm not lying.
01:18:19You've lost me.
01:18:20I'm not lying.
01:18:21Thinking what I'm thinking?
01:18:33I think so.
01:18:35We just don't like each other.
01:18:38At all.
01:18:39Oh, goodbye, then.
01:18:53Good luck.
01:18:55Peace, man.
01:19:00St Anne's Square.
01:19:01St Anne's Square, please.
01:19:09So that just leaves a cot, two matinee coats, two romper suits.
01:19:19And what else do I need?
01:19:22Oh, yes, a ring.
01:19:24Teething ring?
01:19:26Wedding ring?
01:19:27Of course.
01:19:28Oh, they have gorgeous prams in the shops these days.
01:19:32No wonder everyone's at it.
01:19:35Oh, sorry.
01:19:37What about?
01:19:38Skip it.
01:19:40About time, too.
01:19:42With her sympathy.
01:19:43Not that I need any, actually.
01:19:45I've never been as happy in me life.
01:19:47But she doesn't know that.
01:19:49If I'm looking miserable, Sandra, it's because I'm feeling happy for you.
01:19:54Yeah.
01:19:57We know what you must be thinking.
01:19:59Of course we do.
01:20:01How to pop the pink without going in off.
01:20:03Ace.
01:20:09Ace.
01:20:11She used to wear pink, you know.
01:20:13I won't tell you where.
01:20:14There's a hell of a lot more where hers came from.
01:20:19Wow.
01:20:24Did you want the chalk, Geoffrey?
01:20:27I know, spells no.
01:20:28Super day for it.
01:20:32Hmm.
01:20:33Sin being inside a day like this.
01:20:36Well, Sandra, this is it.
01:20:39Yep.
01:20:40The big day.
01:20:42Yep.
01:20:43Coming to the crotch.
01:20:44Crunch.
01:20:45I dare say it'll hardly break my heart in the slightest, seeing him again.
01:20:50You mustn't think I'll be crying inside, because I most definitely won't be.
01:20:55And what's more, no one will know that I am.
01:20:58Because I shan't.
01:21:00Truly.
01:21:02Sandra, please, you've enough to think of.
01:21:08It's a big day for you as well, really, isn't it?
01:21:10And now, one of the bride and groom on their own.
01:21:19Do you mind stepping back, sir?
01:21:21Fine.
01:21:22This is fine enough.
01:21:23Here?
01:21:23About there, lovely.
01:21:26You can kiss the bride on this one, sir.
01:21:28Wow.
01:21:29Official permission to actually kiss her.
01:21:32Ow!
01:21:33Oh, sorry.
01:21:36That's right.
01:21:37Hold it.
01:21:39Lovely.
01:21:40Right, now, a nice family group of the parents, please.
01:21:43Funny.
01:21:44I remember the Friday lunchtime they first met.
01:21:48How have you been?
01:21:50Absolutely great.
01:21:52You?
01:21:53Never better.
01:21:54Ever.
01:21:55That's it.
01:21:55All a bit like that.
01:21:58It's all over now.
01:21:59Bar the salmon salad.
01:22:02It's tuna fish.
01:22:04It's life.
01:22:05I see, President.
01:22:13Nixon went to China, then.
01:22:15That was before we ever met.
01:22:17I know.
01:22:18Why?
01:22:19Has something happened about it?
01:22:21No.
01:22:21No?
01:22:22Could I trouble you for the salad cream, please?
01:22:24Hmm.
01:22:25It's a bit.
01:22:26Speaking personally, I think there are enough problems to sort out on Earth without going to the moon.
01:22:32Nixon?
01:22:34Why is he going?
01:22:36No.
01:22:38The astronauts.
01:22:40Oh.
01:22:42It's the wives and sweethearts I feel sorry for.
01:22:46We never really talked, did we, about things that matter?
01:22:50Good, isn't it?
01:22:51Shows with friends.
01:22:53Now that we know we don't like each other.
01:22:56Everybody thinks we're broken-hearted.
01:23:01We've really grown up, haven't we?
01:23:04My mother's convinced herself we split up because we had too much Percy filth.
01:23:08I'm right off it myself.
01:23:10I've been able to walk off buses perfectly normally for the past few weeks.
01:23:14I expect it's only temporary.
01:23:16I hope not. It's marvellous.
01:23:18Good.
01:23:20I don't fancy you in the slightest now.
01:23:22Thank you, love.
01:23:26Still off the food, I noticed.
01:23:33And we've learnt a fantastic amount for the future.
01:23:35Fantastic.
01:23:36For example, say I finally did marry someone like you, only someone I love.
01:23:41I bet I'd now let him wear crimson shoes and bottle green socks every night.
01:23:46In bed a bet.
01:23:51And you'll probably meet some little fatty who's never even heard of Kenny Warhol and marry her three days later.
01:23:59We probably won't see each other at all now, we're pals.
01:24:01I expect you're going to the match this afternoon.
01:24:04Oh, yeah.
01:24:06I'm helping Sandra Packer go in a way case.
01:24:08Where's she going?
01:24:09Hospital.
01:24:11Well, we'll bump into each other sometime.
01:24:19Thank you very much.
01:24:24Thank you, Professor...
01:24:26Thank you very much.
01:24:28Thank you very much.
01:24:30Thank you, Professor.
01:24:31Oh, hello, Mrs. Battersby.
01:24:58He won't remember me.
01:25:01Good afternoon, Geoffrey.
01:25:05Is Beryl there, please?
01:25:08She's gone to the football match.
01:25:11There is no football. It's cricket now.
01:25:14Well, it's the same thing, isn't it?
01:25:28Hi.
01:25:41When's the kick-off?
01:25:44In about three months. Football season's over now, Beryl.
01:25:48What on earth did you want to come for?
01:25:52I forgot. I'm not all that interested these days.
01:25:58Where will you go now, then?
01:26:00I don't know.
01:26:04I could always go inside and practise booing for next season.
01:26:09Where will you?
01:26:11Might go and get a new pair of tights.
01:26:14Hey, it's like the countryside, isn't it, when it's empty?
01:26:17Fancy a stroll in the country?
01:26:19May as well, if you like.
01:26:21Don't mind. Why not?
01:26:24Just as friends.
01:26:25Oh, I meant just as friends.
01:26:27Yeah, I did.
01:26:29Wish we had a ball.
01:26:36Could play shooting in.
01:26:42You could go in goal.
01:26:48Amazing how people change, isn't it?
01:26:59Well, we're certainly much happier without each other.
01:27:20We'll be even happier with someone else.
01:27:24Anyone, really.
01:27:26There's millions to choose from.
01:27:37All nearly exactly right for us.
01:27:40You'll find someone, Geoffrey.
01:27:43You will, Beryl.
01:27:45Just a matter of keeping your eyes open, really.
01:27:48Picking one out of the crowd.
01:27:51You will, Beryl.
01:27:52You will, Beryl.
01:27:53You will, Beryl.
01:27:54You will, Beryl.
01:27:55You will, Beryl.
01:27:56You will, Beryl.
01:27:57You will, Beryl.
01:27:58You will, Beryl.
01:27:59You will, Beryl.
01:28:00You will, Beryl.
01:28:01You will, Beryl.
01:28:02You will, Beryl.
01:28:03You will, Beryl.
01:28:04You will, Beryl.
01:28:05You will, Beryl.
01:28:06You will, Beryl.
01:28:07You will, Beryl.
01:28:08You will, Beryl.
01:28:09You will, Beryl.
01:28:10You will, Beryl.
01:28:11You will, Beryl.
01:28:12You will, Beryl.
01:28:13You will, Beryl.
01:28:14You will, Beryl.
01:28:15And you'll find sometimes
01:28:33Love and rainy weather can turn out fine
01:28:38Getting wet together's fun
01:28:41When the crying's done
01:28:47Love and rainy weather
01:28:51Are followed by the sun
01:28:56Love and rainy weather
01:29:00Love and rainy weather
01:29:05When the crying's done
01:29:12Love and rainy weather
01:29:16Are followed by the sun
01:29:21Love and rainy weather
01:29:25Love and rainy weather
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