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00:00Asshole.
00:01Hit it and quit it.
00:02Really?
00:03I've been looking for you for four years.
00:05And now, I've finally found you.
00:08Daddy, the other kids say you don't have a daddy,
00:11and they laugh at me.
00:12Are you abandoning me?
00:18She's really my child.
00:20Here's your paternity test.
00:27She is your kid.
00:30Why didn't you find me sooner?
00:35Come and find you sooner.
00:37Well, let's see.
00:38The last four years, you were a taxi driver,
00:41and then you were working in construction somewhere,
00:43and now you are a mechanic.
00:45So, when was I supposed to come and find you, exactly?
00:49It was her digging into me all these years.
00:53Damn, I thought it was those bastards overseas.
00:56I mean, it was just that one time.
00:59Oh!
01:00How many more times did you want?
01:02Damn, this baby's tough.
01:04Look, if you're a real man, you'll marry me.
01:10I'm sorry, but...
01:11What?
01:12What?
01:13You don't want to take responsibility for your daughter?
01:15Daddy, I really need a daddy.
01:18Come on, that's not what I meant.
01:21Great!
01:22Then let's go sign some papers.
01:24Yay!
01:25I have a daddy now!
01:26Best daughter in the whole world!
01:27You're the best!
01:28I love you, Daddy!
01:29Now that Alice has her dad around, I'm free to focus on my company's crisis.
01:34Boss, Mr. Olsen wants to see you immediately.
01:35I'll be right there.
01:36Look, I have urgent business to do, so I'll contact you later.
01:38But I'm warning you.
01:39If you try to run away this time, you won't be able to function as a man ever again.
01:40Daddy, can you see me?
01:41I'll be right there.
01:42Look, I have urgent business to do, so I'll contact you later.
01:45But I'm warning you, if you try to run away this time, you won't be able to function as a man ever again.
01:52Daddy, can you save your phone number so that if I miss you, I can call you?
01:58Sure.
01:59Goodbye Daddy.
02:00Come on, sweetie.
02:03Bye.
02:17Bye.
02:22Bye.
02:25Bye.
02:26Bye.
02:28Bye, Dank.
02:29Boss!
02:38Boss, we're sorry. We failed to hide your tracks and exposed you.
02:45I need you to investigate someone. And her name is Nora Olsen.
02:50Nora Olsen? A woman?
02:52Boss, what's your relationship with her?
02:54I want you to find out if her daughter is really mine.
03:02What? Boss, you have a daughter? I can't be right.
03:05Didn't you swear off marriage and gifts for life, boss?
03:07Do what I say, but not another word from any one of you.
03:09If you do, I'll cut your tongues out.
03:15Want another peep out of me?
03:21You really are my daughter.
03:24I'll spoil you with all the love in the world.
03:30Boss, Mr. Olsen is very angry. Please be careful.
03:35One second.
03:42Look at these financial reports. The company is bleeding money!
03:46And you have the nerve to come back here.
03:49What does that have to do with me? You're the CEO.
03:52How could you say that?
03:53You broke off the engagement with the Charles family and had that bastard?
03:58They've been sinking the company.
03:59This is all your fault.
04:01Watch your tongue, Lucy. My child is not a bastard.
04:05Dad, Mom, did you hear that?
04:07I was just telling her the facts and she's being mean to me.
04:10How dare you talk to your little sister like that?
04:13This family's downfall is all because of you being a whore.
04:17And you still feel no shame.
04:19Paul Charles said that if you just placed Alice in an orphanage, he would still be willing to marry you.
04:29How can you say that, Dad? This is your granddaughter.
04:31A bastard with no father is no granddaughter of mine.
04:35I have it, Daddy, and I'm with him.
04:39In your dreams.
04:43Do you know what they say about your mom?
04:45They say that she's a slut and you're a worthless bastard who shouldn't even have been born in the first place.
04:54You can say whatever you want about me, Lucy, but don't you dare speak about my daughter that way.
04:59Don't you dare speak about my daughter that way.
05:01Dad, Mom, that bitch hit me!
05:03How dare you!
05:07You do not lay a hand on Lucy, but what you will do is apologize to your sister, or I swear to you, I will beat you to death!
05:16You know, I don't remember Mom having another daughter.
05:19Where did this sister come from?
05:21That's right.
05:22She's the bastard child you had with your mistress!
05:26Henry, you promised to stand up for me and Lucy.
05:30Look at your ill-mannered daughter!
05:31How dare she humiliate us like this!
05:34You!
05:35You insolent, ungrateful brat!
05:39Grandpa, please don't hit my mommy!
05:42Please don't hit her!
05:44No, get off me!
05:46Alice, sweetie, are you okay?
05:49Lucy, get this little bastard out of here.
05:52I think I have some medicine in my purse.
05:55Come on.
05:55Mommy, mommy!
05:56Alice, where are you taking her?
05:59Alice?
06:00Alice?
06:01Mommy!
06:02Mommy!
06:02Alice, let me go!
06:05If she doesn't get the medicine, she'll die!
06:07It would be better if she did die!
06:10Mommy!
06:13Please!
06:18Please!
06:19Please, if she doesn't get the medicine, she's gonna die!
06:21Welcome to the world, Alice.
06:23Welcome to the world, Alice.
06:24Mommy will learn to be the best parent she can be.
06:28Alice is one month old.
06:29My baby is so adorable.
06:31You're mommy's a little angel.
06:33Alice is one year old.
06:34Your babbling is the sweetest sound.
06:37Mommy loves you forever.
06:39Alice is growing up fast.
06:41She's already learned to care for me.
06:43Alice was bullied at kindergarten again.
06:45They say she's a fatherless orphan.
06:48That asshole has been missing for years.
06:51Raising a child alone must have been really hard for Nora.
06:55But from now on, I'll be there.
06:57And no one will ever bully our daughter again.
06:59Hey, hey, sweetie, what's up?
07:13Daddy, save me and mommy.
07:16Wait, what?
07:17Wait, Alice?
07:17Alice, what's going on?
07:20Alice?
07:28Hey, hey, listen to me.
07:29I'm going to send you a number.
07:30I need you to track it immediately.
07:32Now, do whatever it fucking takes right now.
07:36Please, if she doesn't get the medicine, she's going to die.
07:38Please, I have it in here.
07:40Just go to work.
07:41Nora, you were acting so tough a minute ago.
07:43Why are you begging now?
07:45Dad, please, I am begging you.
07:47Get off!
07:49Nora, you can beg me.
07:52And I can put in a good word for you.
07:55Okay, okay, Lucy, please.
07:56I am begging you, please.
07:58Sure.
07:59Okay.
07:59But you hit me earlier, so I'm going to have to repay that favor.
08:03What?
08:07Okay.
08:08Now, will you please let her out?
08:11You bit me and defied your father.
08:14You should get ten hits for that if you want us to release Alice.
08:17Fine.
08:27Let's get this over with.
08:29Let's get this over with.
08:29Let's get this over with.
08:29Now, will you please let her out?
08:43Now, will you please let her out?
08:55Dad, she won't stop talking about this bastard.
08:59She doesn't want to do less than at all.
09:00What else do you want from me?
09:03I swear to God, if something happens to her, I will drag the three of you to hell.
09:08Oh, whoa, whoa.
09:08You dare threaten me?
09:10You do realize that I can have Alice thrown into an orphanage right now?
09:15Oh, you wouldn't dare.
09:19Alice!
09:20Alice!
09:21Mommy.
09:22Alice!
09:25Alice, hang on there, sweetie.
09:27Mommy's going to save you.
09:29Mommy, Daddy, save me.
09:31Mommy, Daddy.
09:33Daddy.
09:33Daddy.
09:34Where is the key?
09:41I said, where's the key?
09:44Nora's crazy.
09:45I will beat you to death myself.
09:48Who are you?
09:52I think.
09:54Nora, where's our daughter?
09:56They locked her up.
09:57She's having an asthma attack.
09:58Your daughter?
10:00You're the guy that bitch was screwing around with?
10:03Dad.
10:04She's brazenly parading her man-whore around.
10:07She doesn't respect you at all.
10:09Nora, who is this?
10:11He's our father.
10:13Oh, my God.
10:15You brought your man-whore into our home.
10:17I swear to you, I will beat you to death today.
10:20Ah!
10:21Let go!
10:23Dad!
10:25Where?
10:26Nora, where's Alice right now?
10:28She's in there.
10:29But she has the key.
10:31Give me the key.
10:33I'll be here.
10:35Ah!
10:35No!
10:37Alice!
10:38Oops.
10:39Now no one has the key.
10:41You bitch.
10:43Honey!
10:44Honey!
10:44Hey, we just have to step back.
10:46Honey, Daddy's here!
10:48Mommy!
10:50Daddy!
10:50Daddy!
10:50Without the key, you can't save her.
10:53What do you think?
11:06You're Superman?
11:06You can't break that door down with your bare hands.
11:11No way!
11:15Alice!
11:15Alice!
11:17I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
11:19We're gonna get you out of this room, okay?
11:20You got her?
11:20Just bring it, I got her.
11:21Yeah.
11:22I got her.
11:22Come on, sweetie.
11:23Come on.
11:23Hey, Alice.
11:24Hey, baby, it's okay.
11:26It's gonna be okay.
11:26I have the medicine, okay?
11:28I'm gonna get it to you, okay?
11:30Here we go.
11:31Good job, sweetie.
11:32Good job.
11:34Good job, honey.
11:35Good job.
11:35One more.
11:36What do you want?
11:37If you hurt me, I swear I'll have someone...
11:39You slapped my daughter.
11:43I won't let you off.
11:49Henry!
11:50This bitch had her men.
11:52Slap us!
11:53Teach him a lesson!
11:55Nora!
11:56I am your father.
11:58That child is a bastard.
11:59What do you think you're doing?
12:00I'm saving her!
12:01And I told you she is not a bastard.
12:03I swear to God, if you hurt her, I will kill you myself!
12:06Oh, you say that now.
12:07But you know this.
12:09You cross me, and you won't get away with it unscathed.
12:12Old man!
12:13And you listen to me clearly.
12:15If you lay one more finger on my family,
12:18I'll make sure each and every one of you personally goes to hell.
12:24This isn't over.
12:27Let's go!
12:32No!
12:35You guys okay?
12:36I'm sorry it took me so long to get here.
12:38We're fine, we're fine.
12:40How did you know where to find us?
12:42I called Daddy.
12:44Daddy was so cool, right, Mommy?
12:47Yeah.
12:48Daddy, help me.
12:50You help me.
12:52Maybe he isn't a total asshole.
12:55And Alice seems to really like him.
12:59You're okay.
13:00Daddy's got you.
13:03Why are you so strong?
13:04You guess I got strong working in construction?
13:09This must have been so hard for you all these years.
13:14I got used to it.
13:15Well, now that you're my wife, I'm going to protect you and Alice.
13:18What happened today will never happen again.
13:21You just need to worry about protecting our daughter.
13:23Okay, don't worry about me.
13:24You can't help me anyway.
13:25What makes you think that I can't protect you both?
13:30Eddie, you're a drifter.
13:32You work odd jobs.
13:33How could you possibly take care of me?
13:36Mommy, Daddy's so cool and strong.
13:39Why can't he help you?
13:41Sweetie, you just met Daddy today.
13:44And you already trust him this much?
13:45Of course.
13:46My Daddy is the best.
13:47You're the best.
13:50Please, you're...
13:51Daddy, you said you're stronger than Superman.
13:54Can you fly?
13:55No, honey.
13:56Daddy can't fly.
13:57Then what can you do?
13:59Well, Daddy is pretty good at knives.
14:04Would you like to learn?
14:05Yes.
14:06Okay.
14:08Sweetheart, watch and learn, okay?
14:11Okay.
14:11Wow, that's so cool, Daddy.
14:21Knives?
14:22In front of our daughter?
14:23In what world do you think that's okay?
14:25Mommy, don't blame Daddy.
14:27I asked him to teach me.
14:30I swear to God,
14:31if you ever wave those dangerous things in front of her again,
14:34I will never forgive you.
14:36Come on, Alice.
14:36Let's go brush your teeth.
14:41It's better be urgent.
14:49We're interrupting my precious father-daughter time.
14:52You've changed, boss.
14:53You used to say there's nothing you hated more than kids.
14:55Now it's all precious daughter this,
14:57precious daughter that.
14:58Okay, enough.
14:59Cut the crap.
15:00What do you want?
15:01Your richest man ever father
15:03and your little sister are coming to L.A. tomorrow.
15:04And they seem to know about your kid.
15:07Wait, who told them?
15:09Boss, what did you say?
15:11You're breaking up.
15:12I'm going to hang up now, okay?
15:13Wait, no, I...
15:14Dad, is your intel solid?
15:29Does Eddie really have a kid?
15:30Am I really an aunt now?
15:32It's true.
15:33The news is absolutely confirmed.
15:35But you two have been feuding for years.
15:37Are you sure he's really going to want to see us?
15:40We've been at odds far too long.
15:42He will not come willingly.
15:44So, I want you to spread the word
15:46that I'm going to host a charity gala for my granddaughter.
15:49We'll invite all the biggest names in all of Los Angeles.
15:52There's no way your brother will keep me from seeing my granddaughter.
15:55Dad, that's brilliant.
15:56My dear Alice, Grandpa's coming.
16:04Mmm, Daddy, your breakfast is so good.
16:13And?
16:14So, how is it?
16:15It's fine, I guess.
16:17Yeah.
16:17America's richest man, George Luke, arrived in the lake today.
16:25He will be hosting a gala for his granddaughter
16:28and has invited all sorts of celebrities to attend.
16:31Daddy, that guy looks just like you.
16:34Can he be my grandpa?
16:36Honey, I think you're seeing things.
16:39That grandpa is George Luke.
16:41He's a very, very, very, very rich man.
16:44Your daddy is just an ordinary guy.
16:47They don't know each other.
16:48But he looks exactly just like you.
16:51Come on, sweetie.
16:52I think your daddy's way more handsome than that guy, right?
16:56Comparing yourself to a billionaire?
16:59Mommy is going to go to Mr. Luke's party.
17:01You're going to stay home and you're going to watch her.
17:04Call me if anything happens.
17:07I love you, sweetie.
17:08I'll see you later, okay?
17:09Okay.
17:09I want to see what that old man's really up to.
17:19Hey, hey, sweetie.
17:20How would you like to go meet grandpa, huh?
17:23One, two, three.
17:25There you go.
17:27Daddy, is grandpa really here?
17:29Sure is, sweetie.
17:33Alex!
17:34Wait, Alex!
17:34Alex!
17:39You dirty loser.
17:42Blocking the road?
17:43Do you want to die?
17:44You're one to talk.
17:45You're driving like an asshole.
17:46My driving is none of your fucking business.
17:49What do you think you're doing?
17:50You almost hit my daughter.
17:52So what?
17:53You're just a loser.
17:54If I killed you both, I could pay my way out of it easy.
17:57Be reasonable.
17:59Fuck.
17:59Reason?
18:00Do you know how much my Porsche cost?
18:02Hmm?
18:03You got you all over my car.
18:05You better lick it clean.
18:06Now.
18:07Don't touch my daddy.
18:09Get away from me.
18:10Alex!
18:15You're asking for it.
18:17What?
18:17You want to hit me?
18:18What's wrong, Ms. Escoff?
18:20What's wrong?
18:21Are you blind?
18:23This bum scratched my car, and now he wants to hit me.
18:27You better deal with this asshole now, or you both will lose your jobs.
18:31You messed with the wrong person, kid.
18:33Daddy, I'm scared.
18:34Stop right there.
18:51It's Nina Olsen from the Olsen.
18:54Ms. Nora, I didn't know you were coming.
18:56I'm Paris Ascot, your business partner.
18:59Sorry about that.
19:01Some arrogant bum barged in here.
19:03I was teaching him a lesson.
19:05How did you get hurt?
19:06That mean, the woman, she bullied me and daddy.
19:10Mommy?
19:11That lady pushed you?
19:12Yeah.
19:15Ms. Olsen, let me explain.
19:17I didn't...
19:17Ms. Olsen!
19:21Apologize to Alice.
19:22Now.
19:23Nora's pretty scary when she's angry.
19:26It better not make her mad.
19:27I'm so sorry.
19:28It's all my fault.
19:32Now get the hell out of here.
19:39Eddie.
19:41What the hell are you doing here?
19:42I told you to stay home with Alice.
19:43Mommy, Daddy brought me here to see Grandpa.
19:47Grandpa?
19:48You told her her Grandpa was here.
19:50My old man asked to meet me and Alice here, so I just...
19:53You know the entire Imperial Grand Hotel was rented out for a private event, right?
19:58Yeah, I know.
19:59And the person that rented it out is the richest man in America, George Luke.
20:03So you're telling my daughter that her Grandpa is Mr. Luke?
20:06I was...
20:09You know what?
20:10Save it.
20:10Don't put ideas in my daughter's head, okay?
20:13It's not nice to lie to a kid.
20:16Sweetie, if your Grandpa really was the richest man in America, your Daddy wouldn't be doing odd jobs.
20:23This banquet is extremely important to my company.
20:25I don't have time to sit here and humor you.
20:27Just take Alice home and we'll talk about it when I get back.
20:30I'll see you at home, sweetie.
20:31So what if he's the richest man in the country?
20:37What if Daddy's the richest man in the world?
20:39Yeah, Daddy's the best.
20:46Oh, isn't that your brother's ex-fiancee, Nora Olsen?
20:50What is she doing here?
20:52It really is her.
20:55Nora Olsen.
20:57She had a child out of wedlock.
20:59Such a humiliation to our family.
21:01So then we almost put her company out of business.
21:05Could she be here for Mr. Luke's billion-dollar investment?
21:09You know that bitch seduced a man-whore and smeared our family reputation.
21:14Let's go get her.
21:16Well, well, well.
21:18If it isn't the young lady of the Olsen family.
21:21How did you get in here?
21:24Linda?
21:25Vivian?
21:26You two are here.
21:27Why can't I be?
21:28Nora, your company is about to go out of business.
21:33You've fallen too low.
21:34You don't deserve to be here.
21:36Let's be honest.
21:37This thick-skinned skank is clearly here for Mr. Luke's investment.
21:43Isn't that exactly why you two are here?
21:47Nora, that $10 billion is destined for the Charles family.
21:51You piece of trash can never compete with us.
21:56Mommy!
21:58Alice?
22:00Alice?
22:02What are you doing here?
22:04Daddy brought me here to see Grandpa.
22:08What is she doing here?
22:09You shouldn't be here.
22:10Leave.
22:11Oh, so this is the bastard child you had with a random guy.
22:17The richest man in America is about to reunite with his family.
22:21I suggest you get this bastard child out of here.
22:24How dare you badmouth my daughter?
22:26Your daughter?
22:28Oh.
22:29Nora.
22:30Tell me the man you've been fooling around with isn't this loser.
22:33Everyone, gather round, presenting the beautiful Girl Boss of Los Angeles and her bastard child with a mechanic.
22:46Isn't that Nora Olsen?
22:47I heard she had an illegitimate child.
22:49She crossed Paul Charles and almost baked on the Olsen Room.
22:53I didn't know you were a dumpster diver, Nora.
22:55Well, let's not forget that Nora is considered the Belle of L.A., so she must be phenomenal in bed.
23:07I'm not bad about my mom, you!
23:09Alice, sweetie, come here.
23:10You little brat.
23:11How dare you push me!
23:20Who gave you the right to put your hands on my precious daughter?
23:23You!
23:23How dare you hit me!
23:25Now.
23:26Now, do it again.
23:28Shut your mouth and I'll do it for you.
23:30Security?
23:31Where is security?
23:35Miss Charles, what's going on?
23:38This psychopath hit me in my family's hotel!
23:43Show him the consequence of crossing a Charles.
23:48Sir, he was just defending himself.
23:51Please, he's my husband.
23:52For my sake.
23:53For your sake, Miss Olsen, right now, you're a nobody.
24:00Throw him out!
24:01Please!
24:03Hey, Nora, don't worry about it, okay?
24:05There's no way that these people can kick me out.
24:08This is not really the time to be cocky.
24:11Do you know how much this banquet means to me?
24:13Look, just take Alice home.
24:15I will handle this.
24:16I will handle this.
24:17Please, I should.
24:19Oh, so you're trying to run away.
24:21Security, grab him.
24:23Give him a good beating.
24:25Then throw him out.
24:26I would like to see anyone try.
24:29Yeah, right.
24:30No one's allowed to touch my daddy.
24:34Dad?
24:35The banquet's ready.
24:36Everyone's waiting for you.
24:38Did your brother bring my granddaughter?
24:40Well, they told me he was already here.
24:42Take me to her, now.
24:43Dad, don't rush.
24:46You know that Eddie is still resentful about everything that happened before.
24:50The second you two see each other, you're going to start fighting, and that's going to scare Alice.
24:54So what do you suggest?
24:58Well, what if I go down and greet him, and then I bring her up to meet you?
25:06All right.
25:08I'm here to see my granddaughter, not him.
25:12Of course you are.
25:13I'll bring her safe and sound, okay?
25:16Okay.
25:24What are you doing standing around?
25:26Get moving!
25:41Daddy's awesome!
25:43You want to kick me out?
25:46Fine.
25:47I'd like to see you try.
25:50Hey, you're the toughest guy here.
25:53Now take Alice and go home before Mr. Loop sees the mess you made.
25:56Okay.
25:57I'll take Alice home.
25:58But first, I would like her to meet her grandfather.
26:02Are you hearing this?
26:08Unbelievable!
26:10As if the nation's richest man would be this little bastard kid's grandfather?
26:16Nora, where did you find this trash?
26:19He dares claims that he's related to Mr. Luke?
26:23How dare you hit me?
26:40Vivian, you can talk about me, but if you start talking about my husband or my daughter, that's
26:45where I draw the line.
26:46Manager, get them all!
26:48You asked for this, so be it.
26:51Today, you are all going to get fucked!
26:56Doc!
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