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00:00:00All the time I knew what happened, I was standing next to you, yeah
00:00:05Now I've got to ask you, when you say we'll meet you after
00:00:10When the song has gone and passed us, maybe answer the idea
00:00:15You're the best, baby what you want, love you just the way you are
00:00:25Honey, you almost ready? Honey, they're going to be here in a minute
00:00:43Honey! I heard you!
00:00:47You're going to get drunk today
00:00:50I hope I'm not too late, summer blonde, got some snow on her face
00:00:56I gotta save your time, man, everybody
00:00:59Sigh
00:01:20I don't know.
00:01:50Honey, you all right?
00:02:16Yeah.
00:02:17Yeah, babe.
00:02:20I'm just not, um, feeling too well.
00:02:25Huh?
00:02:26Maybe you just need to eat some food.
00:02:28Come on, I'll take care of you.
00:02:34Hey, we're not feeling well.
00:02:36I'm okay.
00:02:37Really?
00:02:37What can I do to make you feel better?
00:02:39You're drunk already?
00:02:40You need a prescription of Nookie?
00:02:41Oh, you said they'll be here any minute.
00:02:44Ouch!
00:02:45Babe, you're hurting me.
00:02:46You're right?
00:02:47That's not hurting you.
00:02:48That's just a little love squeeze for my little baby.
00:02:52You're crazy.
00:02:53Yeah, I'm crazy.
00:02:54I'm crazy for you.
00:02:55I'm crazy for our future.
00:02:57Oh, cheesy, too.
00:02:58Yeah, I'm crazy about some cheese.
00:03:00Did you get the cheese?
00:03:00I got the cheese.
00:03:02Dance with me, baby.
00:03:03Dance with me, baby.
00:03:06Oh, baby, baby.
00:03:07Oh, baby.
00:03:08Oh, shit.
00:03:12My grandmother's face.
00:03:15Shit, sorry.
00:03:16Look at that fucking mess.
00:03:18I can fix this.
00:03:18It's been in the family for years.
00:03:21Yeah, I know.
00:03:22Here, let me.
00:03:22God, you're such a fucking kid.
00:03:24I can, I can, I said I'm sorry, all right?
00:03:26Yeah, you're always sorry.
00:03:27You're always too late.
00:03:28Come on.
00:03:29I can do this, all right?
00:03:30No, you don't do it the right way.
00:03:31Right, of course I don't do it the right way.
00:03:33Start twisting the things I say.
00:03:42I'm sorry.
00:03:50Can we just try to have a good day today, please?
00:03:54I'm going to finish getting ready.
00:04:03Uh, yeah, coming!
00:04:26Oh, my God.
00:04:27Yep, yep, yep.
00:04:31One second.
00:04:42Hey!
00:04:42Hey!
00:04:43Need a plug, almost dead.
00:04:45Make yourself at home.
00:04:47Suzy Q.
00:04:47Hello, Mr. Self-Employed.
00:04:50Employed.
00:04:51Yeah.
00:04:52Feels good, doesn't it?
00:04:53Yeah, well, I'm a little scared, but...
00:04:55Oh, I bet.
00:04:56I feel good.
00:04:57Oh, can I help you with this?
00:04:58Oh, yes, thank you.
00:04:59Okay.
00:04:59Thanks.
00:05:10You find it?
00:05:14Yeah.
00:05:15Yeah, all good.
00:05:16Okay, what are you drinking?
00:05:18Oh, a margarita, but I'll have whatever you're having.
00:05:20Fantastic.
00:05:21This is a little thing I made for you, and it's more of a good luck charm.
00:05:25Wow, look at this.
00:05:26Is that the Buddha's ghoul thing?
00:05:27No, it's not.
00:05:28What is it?
00:05:29It's a nut.
00:05:30Yeah.
00:05:31You have to open the nut.
00:05:32You've got to open the nut.
00:05:34I knew you were going to say something.
00:05:36You see how cute?
00:05:38There's this woman in China that taught me how to make them, and it will bring you good luck,
00:05:42so I figured you could put it in your new office.
00:05:44Awww.
00:05:44In your new office drawer.
00:05:46Very thoughtful of you.
00:05:47Brent, this is Barking Irons Applejack Whiskey, 100% New York Apples, small batches.
00:05:53It is fucking smooth.
00:05:54This is great.
00:05:55Delicious.
00:05:55What the shit, man?
00:05:57You don't have to do this.
00:05:58Joe, your shoes.
00:05:59Excuse me.
00:05:59We are talking fine liquor here.
00:06:01Am I right?
00:06:01You're right, but you know the rules.
00:06:03Come on, man.
00:06:04Take him off.
00:06:06Seriously?
00:06:07Yeah.
00:06:08You know it's not me.
00:06:10Don't give me a hard time.
00:06:11Just take him off.
00:06:11All right, all right.
00:06:12Jesus, where is she?
00:06:14She's getting ready.
00:06:14Fuck.
00:06:15Yeah, of course.
00:06:17Here are my shoes.
00:06:19Enjoy.
00:06:20Baby, can you bring me all you today?
00:06:23Not that guy.
00:06:24I am that guy.
00:06:25Remember?
00:06:25You married him.
00:06:26Yeah, I love him too.
00:06:27Just please, let's be less of him today, okay?
00:06:30Yeah.
00:06:30Thank you, baby.
00:06:37Come on, Anna.
00:06:39But I say it just to reach you, Anna.
00:06:43Julia?
00:06:44Anna?
00:06:45You're talking about the Beatles song?
00:06:46It's Julia, John.
00:06:47I have to do what I say, I'm meaningless, but I say it just to reach you.
00:06:50Julia.
00:06:52It's Anna.
00:06:53No, it's definitely not Anna.
00:06:55The song was composed and performed as a solo work by John Lennon for his mother, Julie.
00:07:01Julia, are you?
00:07:01Oh, why don't you miss smarty pants?
00:07:04Why don't you sing it for us, Suze, huh?
00:07:05You got a great voice?
00:07:07Yeah, right.
00:07:07Riding up our day, please?
00:07:08Yeah.
00:07:08Oh, yeah, get me drunk first.
00:07:10I'll sing whatever you guys want.
00:07:11I can do that.
00:07:12Let's do it.
00:07:13Start pouring.
00:07:13I am going to wash my hands.
00:07:15You got it.
00:07:17Mmm.
00:07:19That's very nice.
00:07:20Hey.
00:07:29Hey.
00:07:30Hey.
00:07:41Some stuff cooking in the oven.
00:07:43Oh, wow.
00:07:45I love this sound.
00:07:45Would you want this apple stuff or do you want something else?
00:07:50Oh, you decide.
00:07:51I have to celebrate to Mr. Today you make the rolls.
00:07:55Hey, I like that.
00:07:56I don't think she'll go for it.
00:07:58I'm sure today's going to be different.
00:08:01Probably not.
00:08:02Come on, she's proud of you.
00:08:04Oh, yeah, she is, but, you know, she sees things.
00:08:08Stop it right there.
00:08:09Sometimes you have to go all in and you're doing it.
00:08:12Well, I appreciate it.
00:08:14To you.
00:08:15It's a little intense.
00:08:22It's strong.
00:08:23It's good, though.
00:08:25I could use it.
00:08:27How's it going with you guys?
00:08:30Us?
00:08:30Yeah, we're great.
00:08:31Yeah.
00:08:32We all.
00:08:32Could be better.
00:08:33I'm so happy.
00:08:34Really happy.
00:08:36Trying to convince her to go back to counseling.
00:08:38That's a great idea, Tom.
00:08:41Yeah.
00:08:41All right.
00:08:42I need a drink.
00:08:44Hey.
00:08:46Cheers.
00:08:46Cheers.
00:08:48So, what you think?
00:08:49I like it.
00:08:50It's a little intense.
00:08:52I love it.
00:08:53I love it.
00:08:54I love it.
00:08:54It's a nice thing.
00:08:55My thing.
00:08:56I like it.
00:08:56Okay.
00:09:05Oh, shit.
00:09:08I need another woman here.
00:09:38Is she okay?
00:09:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:40She's feeling a little sick with it.
00:09:45Be a good hug, darling.
00:09:47Uh-huh.
00:09:51Deejo.
00:09:52Oh, my God.
00:10:22Oh, my God.
00:10:52Honey, you okay?
00:11:16Honey?
00:11:20Yeah, I'm coming.
00:11:22Yeah, I'm coming.
00:11:52You feeling better?
00:11:55Yeah, I had to take something.
00:11:58My stomach is just...
00:12:00Come here, come here, come here.
00:12:01Let me see.
00:12:02Let me look at you.
00:12:03What?
00:12:03I feel you.
00:12:04Come here.
00:12:05I think I know what the problem is.
00:12:07What?
00:12:09You're too beautiful.
00:12:13Thank you, baby.
00:12:15Are they here?
00:12:16Are they here?
00:12:16Oh, yay.
00:12:21Oh, you guys are so cute.
00:12:24Hey, love.
00:12:25Hi.
00:12:27There she is.
00:12:29Not bad.
00:12:31How's the restaurant?
00:12:32I haven't been there in a while.
00:12:33It's busy.
00:12:34As always.
00:12:35Yeah, that's my girl.
00:12:36Always working.
00:12:37Well, we love what we do, right?
00:12:39God knows she deserves a break.
00:12:41You should just do it.
00:12:42It doesn't work like that.
00:12:44Yeah, it's not that easy.
00:12:46Oh, I could take a little weekend getaway.
00:12:48If I had some spare time, I'd actually like to start renovations on the restaurant.
00:12:54All work and no play makes Anna a dull girl.
00:12:59Are you saying I'm boring?
00:13:03What?
00:13:04No, I'm just, come on, babe.
00:13:08I need a little break.
00:13:09That's all.
00:13:11So you're still thinking about renovating.
00:13:14I am.
00:13:14Let me know if you want the feng shui consultation.
00:13:17I completely forgot about that.
00:13:20I'm sorry.
00:13:21When can you come in?
00:13:22Whatever you want.
00:13:23Tomorrow morning at 10 a.m.
00:13:25Mondays are slower.
00:13:26At least they're slower.
00:13:27Okay, perfect.
00:13:28Monday.
00:13:29Tomorrow at 10.
00:13:30Okay.
00:13:31Exciting.
00:13:31I can't wait.
00:13:32You guys want to see the living room?
00:13:35What?
00:13:36Oh, what did you do?
00:13:37I took some of your advice.
00:13:39Really?
00:13:39Yeah, you'll see.
00:13:40Let me see.
00:13:42Well, I did the best that I could.
00:13:44It's okay.
00:13:45The feng shui.
00:13:46Wow.
00:13:47You did it.
00:13:48As you can see, I do use feng shui for the furniture, but I took your advice on the painting.
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:54This is perfect.
00:13:56Doesn't it feel good?
00:13:57Yeah, it does.
00:13:58Suze has a gift.
00:13:59She transformed my office.
00:14:00It makes me feel more calm and productive.
00:14:03Thank you, baby.
00:14:05I mean, I would have liked it blue, but...
00:14:07We agreed on it.
00:14:09Yeah, we agreed.
00:14:10Orange is the perfect color for a living room.
00:14:13Guys, it's the social color.
00:14:15Look, it brings people together and encourages connection.
00:14:18Mm-hmm.
00:14:19Blue, I told you, is for the bedroom because it calms you, relaxes you, and prepares you
00:14:23for the night.
00:14:23Yeah, the orange is good.
00:14:24It connects me to the new TV.
00:14:26Did you notice this?
00:14:27Very nice.
00:14:28You gonna watch some games on here or what, man?
00:14:29I'm all in, brother.
00:14:31I mean, I would have gotten bigger, but I got overruled by the boss.
00:14:33I think it's big enough.
00:14:34Oh, agreed.
00:14:36It can never be too big.
00:14:37Hey, cheers to that.
00:14:39Oh, I love this view.
00:14:42It is a nice view.
00:14:44We should move up here, Joe.
00:14:46I know you're not complaining about our loft in Soho.
00:14:48No, you know I love our place, but because there is something about a bridge, I don't know.
00:14:56It just brings me peace and makes me feel creative.
00:15:02It was definitely a selling point for us.
00:15:04I love the view, too.
00:15:07But it's weird.
00:15:08Every time I see a bridge, I always think about people jumping off.
00:15:17I don't know.
00:15:19Yeah.
00:15:20I've had a recurring dream about the Brooklyn Bridge.
00:15:23It's such a beautiful dream.
00:15:24Because I was seven years old.
00:15:26Yeah?
00:15:26Yeah, I'm walking from my old neighborhood in Carroll Gardens, and I get up to the bridge,
00:15:29and all of a sudden, it's late at night, and I'm all alone.
00:15:33I keep walking, and I see lower Manhattan lit up, and it's gorgeous, and I'm walking.
00:15:37All of a sudden, the bridge opens up.
00:15:39It becomes like a drawbridge, but it's not.
00:15:40It's the Brooklyn Bridge.
00:15:42But I'm not scared.
00:15:44I'm fearless.
00:15:45I walk to the top, and I'm standing there, and I'm like, this is my city.
00:15:51This is my bridge.
00:15:52Of course.
00:15:53And I start to fly.
00:15:56And I'm, like, floating over the East River, and I spot the Statue of Liberty,
00:16:01and I'm about to land in the battery, and I wake up.
00:16:05I think I know what it means.
00:16:06What does it mean, Tom?
00:16:07Yeah, can I go?
00:16:07Yeah, go ahead.
00:16:09You're a narcissist.
00:16:10Oh, come on.
00:16:11What?
00:16:12It's his charge.
00:16:13Am I wrong?
00:16:15Come on.
00:16:16What do you mean, Sid?
00:16:17I don't know.
00:16:18I'm no expert, but I just love the idea that he was the same Joe then than he is now.
00:16:24I can see that.
00:16:25Because crossing the bridge without fears means that you're ready to face whatever the
00:16:30future holds in store.
00:16:32And flying, like you said, it's so beautiful.
00:16:37It means that nothing can hold you down or keep you from reaching your goals.
00:16:41How are you doing?
00:16:42My husband.
00:16:43Seven years old.
00:16:43I think I'm right, though.
00:16:44I don't think dreams mean anything at all.
00:16:47It's just our subconscious squeezing a bunch of thoughts together.
00:16:51Come on, guys.
00:16:51It's not like they mean anything.
00:16:53I don't know, babe.
00:16:54It's a thing to speculate on.
00:16:56Yeah, even if it's our subconscious squeezing our thoughts together, what comes out of it
00:17:00can give you precious insights.
00:17:02Maybe.
00:17:03And then there's a theory that we're actually dreaming when we're awake.
00:17:06And we're awake when we're dreaming.
00:17:08Yeah?
00:17:10Whose theory is that?
00:17:11Judge Judy.
00:17:13So full of shit.
00:17:14I believe dreams are messages from past lives.
00:17:18Or moments of our future that we haven't lived yet.
00:17:21You know when you have a deja vu?
00:17:22Uh-huh.
00:17:23You can even see them like promenations.
00:17:26I do.
00:17:27You're saying you're a psychic now?
00:17:29My little witch.
00:17:30Our dreams can say a lot about our desires, our fears.
00:17:37Maybe I'm just saying I would never live my life based on what my dreams tell me.
00:17:42Do you have any recurring dreams?
00:17:44I'm having more of a recurring nightmare right now.
00:17:48It started about a year ago.
00:17:50What is it?
00:17:52It doesn't mean anything.
00:17:54You never know.
00:17:54Come on.
00:17:56Okay.
00:17:57I'm in the middle of a field, and I'm running from something.
00:18:02It's cold and dark and muddy everywhere, and I find this little hut.
00:18:09I crawl inside to hide, and there's a peephole in there.
00:18:14I look outside, and there's this big, nasty boar, and I know that that's what's chasing me.
00:18:23So I take a deep breath, and when I exhale, the steam comes through the hole, and the boar sees me, crocs his head, and starts running towards me.
00:18:33And then I wake up.
00:18:37Scary.
00:18:39Very scary.
00:18:40Well, you're running from something that hurts you.
00:18:45And if it finds you again, it will hurt you again.
00:18:48And that's usually associated with insecurity, anxiety, like if you're avoiding something painful, maybe.
00:19:00I don't know.
00:19:03It can mean a million different things, you know.
00:19:05Dreams are like that.
00:19:06You're like, well, maybe this, maybe that.
00:19:09You never told me about that dream.
00:19:11It doesn't mean anything.
00:19:13I guess.
00:19:14Kill the boar next time.
00:19:17Easier said than done.
00:19:18It's going to take you some courage.
00:19:21There's a lighthouse underneath the bridge, and ever since we moved in, I've been having this recurring dream about it.
00:19:25It's a lighthouse.
00:19:26What is it?
00:19:26Yes, there's a lighthouse.
00:19:27It's right on the shore, underneath the bridge.
00:19:30It's a national landmark.
00:19:31Does it look like a small penis?
00:19:32Oh, Jesus.
00:19:33I think I have the meaning of this.
00:19:35Why are you having that recurring dream?
00:19:36It's all you, buddy.
00:19:37No, actually, in my dream, asshole, I'm on a boat, right?
00:19:44And I'm completely dehydrated.
00:19:46And I've got this really thick, really long and pointy hipster beard, and I'm headed towards the shore, and I see this flashing light from the lighthouse as the fog starts to dissipate.
00:19:58And then I see all these people just standing on the dock, but they don't have a face.
00:20:03My heart starts racing.
00:20:07I start breathing fast.
00:20:09I want to go back, but it's too late.
00:20:11And then I turn around, and I see Anna standing behind me.
00:20:17And she, what?
00:20:18You push me over, and I wake up.
00:20:19What's so funny?
00:20:21What's so funny about it?
00:20:21The last time you had this fucking boat dream, it was your mother.
00:20:24Yeah.
00:20:24And the time before that, it was your brother and your boss.
00:20:26What's recurring?
00:20:27Oh, wait.
00:20:28But now it's you.
00:20:29You liked your boss, right?
00:20:31Yeah, he was like a father to me.
00:20:33Okay, I know this one.
00:20:34So all the people that you care and trust and love are there.
00:20:38Yes.
00:20:38There is the fear of losing them and not being controlled.
00:20:42But wait, wait.
00:20:43I think it's just because of your new job.
00:20:45You're going to be fine.
00:20:46Oh, we are victims of our own faults.
00:20:49Who isn't a victim of their own faults?
00:20:51I like the dream, really.
00:20:54Well, maybe you like it because you feel safe in this sort of recurring pattern.
00:20:59You're starting to change my mind about the dream thing.
00:21:02I like the dream because I have this beard in it, and I can't grow one in real life because I'm patchy.
00:21:09So I think that's what the dream represents.
00:21:11That's true.
00:21:11It's not about the loved ones in my job.
00:21:13It's about my beard.
00:21:14Yeah, right.
00:21:14I've got the opposite problem.
00:21:16I'd have to shave at lunch every day if I want to keep a smooth look.
00:21:19So jealous of you and your thick-ass beard.
00:21:21We always want what we can't have.
00:21:23I know.
00:21:24I would have liked to have had the bedroom in here.
00:21:26Really?
00:21:27Yeah.
00:21:28First time you told me.
00:21:29Well, I didn't think you'd like the idea.
00:21:32Well, we can change it.
00:21:33No, make it blue if you switch.
00:21:34No, it's too late.
00:21:36Yeah, I guess it's too late.
00:21:38Our doorman says that he and his wife have the happiest marriage because of one thing.
00:21:43Lots of sex?
00:21:44That's what I said.
00:21:46No, it's because they change the colors of their walls every six months,
00:21:50and they completely rearrange the furniture.
00:21:52And it says it keeps their minds off of wanting to kill each other.
00:21:57It's true.
00:21:58I think it would make us do the exact opposite.
00:22:00I think it's charming.
00:22:02Whatever works, right?
00:22:03Cheers to that.
00:22:04Oh, I need another one.
00:22:05Oh, please.
00:22:06You guys, drink?
00:22:06I'll have a drink over there.
00:22:08All of us.
00:22:09All right, we're good.
00:22:09We're feeling connected from the orange piece.
00:22:11Of course.
00:22:12Guys, that's what he does.
00:22:14Feeling warm.
00:22:15Cheers, all of us together.
00:22:16It's a nice TV, dude.
00:22:17Yeah, I know.
00:22:18I got a great deal on that, too, because it was a floor sample.
00:22:20I didn't use the furniture.
00:22:21So I got like a thousand bucks off.
00:22:23Honey, it just takes...
00:22:24Fill her up.
00:22:25Yep, you got it.
00:22:26It just takes a lot of time.
00:22:27I love this chair.
00:22:28I saw that.
00:22:29It's amazing.
00:22:30I love it.
00:22:32Why don't you sell it to me, dude?
00:22:33Oh, that's never going to happen, Jill.
00:22:35Let's not start this again, please.
00:22:37I wouldn't mind.
00:22:38Hey, that is the first piece of furniture that we bought together.
00:22:42Fine.
00:22:42I can't believe you'd sell it.
00:22:44It's an object.
00:22:45I have the memory.
00:22:46Well, I would like to have the object with the memory.
00:22:48Sorry, Joe.
00:22:49We will never, ever sell it.
00:22:50You have zero romanticism.
00:22:52That's not true.
00:22:53It is true.
00:22:55I'm the one who always cries during movies.
00:22:57Oh, that's true.
00:22:58He even cried during the Avengers.
00:23:00Homo.
00:23:00Hey, I was invested in the characters, all right?
00:23:04Who always makes sure that we call your parents every Christmas?
00:23:08Every birthday.
00:23:10We do that together.
00:23:11Yeah?
00:23:12Well, who sends your grandma Christmas cards every year?
00:23:15Fine.
00:23:16You're the woman.
00:23:17That's not what I'm saying.
00:23:19It sounds like that's what you say.
00:23:21Joe, you're not helping.
00:23:22You're insecure like a woman.
00:23:23That's why you got those hair implants.
00:23:26What the fuck, baby?
00:23:27No fucking way.
00:23:28What?
00:23:29You want to talk.
00:23:30I spread your hair every morning with fiber.
00:23:32What is that?
00:23:33It's a powder that I have to put on the balls.
00:23:35Okay, I'm not bald, all right?
00:23:37I had an accident as a child.
00:23:39Yeah.
00:23:39I have scars on the top of my head.
00:23:41The follicle is dead.
00:23:42Yeah, sure.
00:23:43Whatever.
00:23:43It doesn't matter.
00:23:44It's nothing to be ashamed of.
00:23:46Right.
00:23:46It's a lot of getting old.
00:23:47Well, I'm ashamed, and that's why I got a hair transplant.
00:23:50And I'd appreciate it if nobody else fucking talks about it or knows about it.
00:23:55Thank you very much.
00:23:55I will be able to tell you an implant.
00:23:57God.
00:23:58It's natural.
00:23:58I mean, I would have shaved it off, but Anna wouldn't like it.
00:24:03Me?
00:24:04No, the other Anna.
00:24:06You fell in love with me because I had long hair.
00:24:08You used to call me Samson.
00:24:10Baby, that was 15 years ago.
00:24:12Oh, so you wouldn't care if I shaved it off?
00:24:14Might be a nice change.
00:24:16Really?
00:24:17You're telling me this now?
00:24:18And we'll bring your eyes out.
00:24:19Let's do it.
00:24:20Your eyes will pull.
00:24:21Do what?
00:24:21Come on.
00:24:22I dare you to shave your head.
00:24:23Oh, my God.
00:24:24No.
00:24:25Anna.
00:24:26Anna, you have clippers?
00:24:26No, I don't.
00:24:28Oh, my God.
00:24:29I'm going to go buy some clippers.
00:24:30Oh, you're going to buy clippers?
00:24:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:31It's good.
00:24:32It's going to be fun.
00:24:32I dare you to shave your head.
00:24:34No, well, daring me, that's going to work.
00:24:35Yeah, yeah.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:36Chicken buck.
00:24:37Look, first of all, I'm not shaving my head.
00:24:39Second of all, I don't even look good to shave my head.
00:24:40Who gives a fuck if you look good?
00:24:41I'm daring you to shave your head.
00:24:42Stop daring me.
00:24:43What, are we back in college?
00:24:43Yeah, you were a chicken back then, too.
00:24:45Oh, yeah?
00:24:46Who drank his own piss?
00:24:47What?
00:24:47You don't know this story.
00:24:48I never said I was going to drink my own fucking piss.
00:24:50Yes, you did.
00:24:51No, I didn't.
00:24:52Didn't say it.
00:24:52Okay, he says, let's drink our own piss as a dare.
00:24:55No.
00:24:56We both pee in these shot glasses.
00:24:57You can't pee in a shot glass.
00:24:58Well, you're in college.
00:24:59We pee in a shot glass.
00:25:01I take a shot first of my own piss.
00:25:03Oh, my God.
00:25:03And this asshole.
00:25:04This is a good story.
00:25:05It didn't happen.
00:25:05Runs away laughing.
00:25:06It didn't happen, but nice.
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:07Such a chicken.
00:25:08Never said it.
00:25:08Never said it.
00:25:09Okay, I'll shave my head, but you have to shave your balls.
00:25:11What the fuck?
00:25:12I would do that, but Susan likes it all naturally.
00:25:15Good deal.
00:25:15True or false?
00:25:16Oh, come on.
00:25:17True or false, Susan?
00:25:19True, guys.
00:25:20I thought I could push it out.
00:25:21Oh, that's cool.
00:25:22So, all natural and 100% organic, baby.
00:25:25Oh, do you throw the fibers on the bush?
00:25:26Oh, come on.
00:25:27Does that mean?
00:25:28Those are natural hair-building fibers.
00:25:31You lose again, as always.
00:25:34Oh, right, because you always win.
00:25:35I do.
00:25:35I always win.
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:36Yeah, I do.
00:25:37You know what?
00:25:38I'm going to prove it again.
00:25:39What's happening?
00:25:40It's been too long.
00:25:41What are you doing?
00:25:41You know what I'm doing.
00:25:42All right, ladies, you are in for a treat.
00:25:44Oh!
00:25:45Yeah?
00:25:45Okay.
00:25:46Okay.
00:25:46Let's do it.
00:25:47You want to go over the top?
00:25:48I'm going over the top.
00:25:49Is this a rooster fight?
00:25:50It's a cock fight, baby.
00:25:52Oh, rooster, I like it.
00:25:53Let's see who's a big cock.
00:25:54You sure you're ready for this?
00:25:55All right.
00:25:55You sure you want this?
00:25:57Now, Susan?
00:25:58Yeah?
00:25:59You're going to count-
00:26:00Was she just spitting your hand?
00:26:01Ew.
00:26:02I'm not fucking around.
00:26:03That's disgusting.
00:26:03I'm not fucking around.
00:26:05Go wash your hands.
00:26:05It's all or nothing.
00:26:06I'm not chewing myself.
00:26:06It's organic, baby.
00:26:08It's organic.
00:26:09All right.
00:26:10Gross.
00:26:11Count us down.
00:26:12Okay.
00:26:12Here's three, two, one, go.
00:26:15Oh!
00:26:16Oh, yeah!
00:26:16I wasn't set!
00:26:17Oh, my God!
00:26:18You're a fucking cheater!
00:26:19You're a fucking cheater!
00:26:20Stop!
00:26:21I got two witnesses here.
00:26:23Here come the excuses.
00:26:24Oh, I cheated.
00:26:25My wife doesn't let me eat enough meat.
00:26:27That's true.
00:26:28My wife doesn't let me eat enough meat.
00:26:30I don't let you eat enough meat.
00:26:31No, God.
00:26:31I know your mother.
00:26:32Yeah, you kind of are.
00:26:34You're such a pussy.
00:26:35You know I hate when you say that.
00:26:36You know, it's all that tofu stuff you give me, baby.
00:26:39Don't worry.
00:26:40He can never beat the champ, Susie.
00:26:41Yeah.
00:26:42A man needs his meat, though.
00:26:43Enough with the broccoli.
00:26:44Broccoli is the same amount of protein as beef.
00:26:46Right.
00:26:47I, ooh.
00:26:48What?
00:26:48I'm serious.
00:26:49I think I just, no, I know.
00:26:51You believe it.
00:26:52Oh, yeah.
00:26:52You think you're stronger than me because I'm vegetarian?
00:26:55I don't think so.
00:26:55I know so.
00:26:56I mean, look at Joe.
00:26:57Yeah, look at Joe.
00:26:58Baby, he didn't lose because of a diet.
00:26:59Of course he did.
00:27:00No, it's because I'm stronger, but way smarter.
00:27:03Way smarter.
00:27:03Do you want to arm wrestle?
00:27:05Yes.
00:27:05Yes.
00:27:06What?
00:27:06I don't, because you know you're going to lose.
00:27:08I'm going to lose what?
00:27:09The big award here?
00:27:10Baby, do it, Joe.
00:27:11Come on, do it.
00:27:13You want me to wrestle with girls?
00:27:14Yeah, maybe you'll have a chance then.
00:27:15Hey, I dare you.
00:27:18Guys.
00:27:19All right.
00:27:20Baby, do not let me down, all right?
00:27:21Don't hurt me.
00:27:22Here we go.
00:27:23I'm fragile.
00:27:24Ready?
00:27:25Come on.
00:27:26You got this.
00:27:27You got this.
00:27:27She's strong.
00:27:28Yeah, she's fucking strong.
00:27:29Go.
00:27:29Come on, baby.
00:27:30You better want it.
00:27:31Oh, yeah.
00:27:32Give the man some steak.
00:27:34Come on, baby.
00:27:34Give me whatever you want.
00:27:36I don't care.
00:27:36Just thought you believed in it.
00:27:38I do believe in it.
00:27:39Believe in what?
00:27:40No, it's a long story.
00:27:41Don't be embarrassed, honey.
00:27:42Share with your friends.
00:27:43Yeah, nothing can be more embarrassing than what just happened.
00:27:46Ha, ha, ha.
00:27:49What?
00:27:49Okay.
00:27:49All right.
00:27:50You want to know the truth?
00:27:51If the world keeps eating meat the way it does, in about 30, 40 years, we're not going to
00:27:55have much of a world left to live with.
00:27:57Who says so?
00:27:59Everybody.
00:27:59Everybody.
00:28:00Scientists.
00:28:00But what scientists?
00:28:02Doctors.
00:28:02Do some fucking research.
00:28:03Which doctor?
00:28:03What names?
00:28:03You know what?
00:28:04The corporations and the politicians, they don't want you to know the truth.
00:28:06That's right.
00:28:07No, they want you, they want to treat you like puppets.
00:28:09Like, keep you not knowing what's really going on.
00:28:12I think you're a little paranoid.
00:28:13No, I'm not.
00:28:14This is serious.
00:28:15You, you, you've heard, they're cutting down the rainforest in South America, right?
00:28:19Right?
00:28:20Animal agriculture is contributing more greenhouse gases than to the transportation industry.
00:28:26And we can stick our head in the sand all we want, but eventually it's going to catch
00:28:28up to the non-believers, Anna.
00:28:31Okay?
00:28:33And by then it's going to be too late.
00:28:34Look, the world's going to be unfixable.
00:28:36It's not that we're non-believers, but the problem with your argument is you're standing
00:28:41on this vegetarian soapbox, but you're wearing leather fucking shoes.
00:28:46I never said it was perfect.
00:28:47Yeah, come on.
00:28:49It's part of a process.
00:28:51It's slowly transitioning.
00:28:52It takes time.
00:28:53Joe, you can't do this.
00:28:54Who am I going to eat hot dogs with at the Mets games?
00:28:56No, no, they got, they got tofu dogs.
00:28:58That's right.
00:28:58Those are disgusting.
00:28:59They're good.
00:29:00You can't tell the difference.
00:29:01They're delicious.
00:29:02You know what?
00:29:02Let's cook a vegetarian meal at our place.
00:29:04And you guys can have a rematch too.
00:29:06Fine, you can lose again.
00:29:07Or you can cheat again.
00:29:09But it's all right.
00:29:10Today, I want you to be the winner.
00:29:11I don't want your charity.
00:29:12Yeah?
00:29:13Okay, let's do it next Sunday.
00:29:14Let's do it.
00:29:15Yeah.
00:29:15You guys are going to love it.
00:29:17Yeah.
00:29:17Next Sunday?
00:29:18Yeah.
00:29:19All right.
00:29:19Wait, I got to make sure I'm not in LA.
00:29:21Wait, are you chickening out?
00:29:23No, no, no.
00:29:23I want to be there.
00:29:24I just have to make sure.
00:29:25Oh, fuck.
00:29:27God damn it.
00:29:28This isn't charging.
00:29:29Oh, sometimes that plug doesn't work.
00:29:33Sometimes this plug doesn't work?
00:29:35Sometimes it doesn't.
00:29:36You saw me plug my fucking phone in here, man.
00:29:38Well, just use the other plug.
00:29:39Jesus Christ.
00:29:40Baby, can you just turn it off?
00:29:42Do I have to answer that, Susan?
00:29:44I am waiting for a call from Ray.
00:29:45Am I not?
00:29:46When Ray calls, I pick up.
00:29:48End of story.
00:29:49I know.
00:29:49Can you turn it off after Ray calls?
00:29:51There he is.
00:29:53Excuse me.
00:29:54Hey, man.
00:29:58Yeah.
00:29:59You want another one?
00:30:00Double.
00:30:00Yeah, yeah.
00:30:01No, no, no.
00:30:02No, no, no, no.
00:30:02Come on, man.
00:30:03We, no, I told your people, if he doesn't sign up by the end of the day on Friday, he's
00:30:07not traveling tomorrow.
00:30:08End of story.
00:30:10Is it me or what?
00:30:12Yes.
00:30:12I don't know.
00:30:12No, no, we waited.
00:30:13We waited.
00:30:14The studio waited.
00:30:15Don't give me more.
00:30:16Everybody's waited for two weeks.
00:30:17It's a fucking wolf.
00:30:18You never sleep.
00:30:20Yeah.
00:30:20I don't know.
00:30:22I don't like to sleep.
00:30:23Okay.
00:30:25Okay.
00:30:26That's what I'm talking about, baby.
00:30:28I need to close the restaurant on Sundays.
00:30:31All right.
00:30:32Well, hey, hey.
00:30:33But what?
00:30:33See, a day off.
00:30:34I'm on your side.
00:30:34You need it so you can stay with your husband.
00:30:36Yeah.
00:30:37Okay.
00:30:37As soon as my assistant confirms receipt of the email, I will call you back.
00:30:42Or you call me.
00:30:43Okay.
00:30:43All right.
00:30:43Good.
00:30:44Good, good, good.
00:30:45All right.
00:30:45Talk to you soon.
00:30:46Peace.
00:30:47Jesus.
00:30:48I love this.
00:30:49This is a big shot.
00:30:50You are the walking cliche for what someone thinks of when they say Hollywood agent.
00:30:54I live in New York.
00:30:55Okay?
00:30:56And you know what?
00:30:57I'm a caretaker.
00:30:58Is this going to work?
00:30:59I think so.
00:30:59Yeah?
00:31:00Should I try it?
00:31:03Unbelievable.
00:31:04But, you know, I'm a caretaker, okay?
00:31:06But no matter how many times, thank fucking God.
00:31:10No matter how many times you lay out all the details, they try to pull the same old bullshit.
00:31:15Okay?
00:31:16But they know me by now.
00:31:18They know I'm the bad cop.
00:31:19And they know my clients always win.
00:31:21So who was that?
00:31:22I can't tell you.
00:31:23Come on.
00:31:23But he's fucking huge.
00:31:28There's no movie without my guy.
00:31:30Got him by the balls.
00:31:31Okay, not for a talk now.
00:31:32It's Tom's day today.
00:31:34How do you feel?
00:31:34How is he supposed to feel?
00:31:36He's working for himself.
00:31:37I'm excited.
00:31:38Yes, yes.
00:31:39All right, everybody.
00:31:40A toast.
00:31:40Come on.
00:31:41Oh, yes.
00:31:42Finally.
00:31:43All right.
00:31:45Babe, you want a margarita or something?
00:31:46No.
00:31:47I'm okay with water.
00:31:48Really?
00:31:48Yeah.
00:31:49No, you can't toast with water.
00:31:51That's about to be a little bit.
00:31:51I'm not really feeling good.
00:31:53Pour some water.
00:31:53Don't make the rules today.
00:31:55Don't make a big thing.
00:31:56It's very smooth.
00:31:56Oh, come on.
00:31:57That's right.
00:31:57I make the rules.
00:31:58And the rules are everybody drinks.
00:32:00I don't want a fucking drink.
00:32:02Fuck off.
00:32:08If she's not feeling up to it, that's totally fine.
00:32:11I'll get you some more, honey.
00:32:19Fine, it's not a big deal.
00:32:21Jesus.
00:32:22I'm going to get another drink.
00:32:24Joe?
00:32:26Absolutely.
00:32:27I'll get some ice.
00:32:28Can you please turn the oven off?
00:32:29Mm-hmm.
00:32:30I'm going to use the bathroom gel.
00:32:40See that?
00:32:41It's never my day.
00:32:43Even when it is my day, it's not my fucking day.
00:32:45Yeah, but you should relax, too.
00:32:47What am I supposed to do?
00:32:49She always takes the fun away.
00:32:50Not always.
00:32:51Come on, she just doesn't want to drink.
00:32:52Yeah, because it's always something.
00:32:54Either she's got a headache or she's got anxiety
00:32:56because she's working too much.
00:32:58It's always something.
00:32:59Don't project.
00:33:01Whose side are you on?
00:33:02Really?
00:33:05I want you to enjoy and relax today.
00:33:08It's your day.
00:33:09Hey, live in the present.
00:33:11Remember?
00:33:12Okay.
00:33:12The present is the only gift we have.
00:33:14Nothing else.
00:33:15Well, then I have a very shitty gift.
00:33:22Is she still taking moments?
00:33:24Don't mess with you big time.
00:33:26No.
00:33:27It's not 10 months ago.
00:33:28Well, I thought you guys started again.
00:33:30Nope.
00:33:30Nope.
00:33:31Nothing's going on.
00:33:32Oh, except for that I'm making the biggest career move of my life,
00:33:36while at the same time, my relationship with my wife is falling to shit.
00:33:40Other than that, everything's perfect.
00:33:42Maybe it should just be amassing.
00:33:44Maybe it should just be amassing.
00:33:44For an entire year?
00:33:50Okay.
00:33:50Listen, it's always good to defuse the situation, right?
00:33:58And apology always does that.
00:34:00Even when you're right, Tom, I know it's hard, but let it go.
00:34:06Breathe.
00:34:07But you are saying I'm right.
00:34:08Yeah, I know, but...
00:34:10I'll breathe.
00:34:11Very good.
00:34:12I'll breathe.
00:34:13We're in a good mood today.
00:34:30Please leave me alone, Joe.
00:34:32Yeah?
00:34:32I'll leave you alone.
00:34:33Really, I'm not.
00:34:34I'm not feeling.
00:34:36So hormonal.
00:34:37How do you know?
00:34:38Because I know women.
00:34:39Oh, sure you do.
00:34:40Hey.
00:34:41This is his special day.
00:34:43Right?
00:34:43It's about him today.
00:34:45Okay?
00:34:46He worked his ass off, and you should be happy for him.
00:34:49I'm so happy.
00:34:51Just I hate it when you're sarcastic.
00:34:52Well, Mike, I care what you think.
00:34:53What the fuck's going on?
00:34:55Nothing's going on.
00:34:55You're acting like a goddamn teenage girl.
00:34:57I can act like whatever the fuck I want.
00:35:00Jesus Christ, would you tell me what is happening?
00:35:01I'm not Tom, okay?
00:35:03No, you're not Tom.
00:35:03You can tell me what's going on.
00:35:06Anna.
00:35:10I'm pregnant.
00:35:13I'm pregnant.
00:35:20How did that?
00:35:22I mean, I know how it happened.
00:35:24How did that happen?
00:35:25I don't know.
00:35:25I guess my body finally decided it was ready.
00:35:30Oh, fuck.
00:35:33That's fantastic.
00:35:34Right?
00:35:35What have I been telling you?
00:35:36You guys stress out, and it sucks all your money, and it gives you anxiety, and the second
00:35:41you relax, it happened.
00:35:44It's beautiful.
00:35:44What did Tommy say?
00:35:46What do you mean?
00:35:47I haven't told him yet.
00:35:49Well, why not?
00:35:51He's going to be thrilled.
00:35:52This is his reason to celebrate.
00:35:54Are you fucking crazy?
00:35:55What did he do this time?
00:35:57He told me he wants to buy an original Batero.
00:35:59Oh, that's a new one.
00:36:01What are you talking about?
00:36:02I mentioned that weeks ago.
00:36:04I don't know.
00:36:04It's hard to keep up with you.
00:36:07Honey, your lemon is there.
00:36:09Thank you, Susan.
00:36:10I'm sorry.
00:36:16I'm sorry, babe.
00:36:17All right.
00:36:19Let's have that toast, huh?
00:36:21Everybody got their glass?
00:36:23Yes.
00:36:24Anna has her lemon water.
00:36:27All right.
00:36:29To Tom.
00:36:30Hey.
00:36:30And his future success.
00:36:33To the most dedicated, annoyingly cheery son of a bitch I know.
00:36:38I'm very proud of you, Tom.
00:36:42This is great.
00:36:44Can you feel the positive energy flowing again?
00:36:47I want to give you my blessing, too.
00:36:49Let's hold hands and close our eyes.
00:36:52What?
00:36:52Let's hold hands and close our eyes.
00:36:54Just do it.
00:36:55Really?
00:36:56Let's do it.
00:36:56Let's do it.
00:36:57Let's do it.
00:36:57Let's do it.
00:36:57Let's do it.
00:36:57Let's hold hands and close our eyes.
00:37:02Okay.
00:37:05Imagine yourself at the foot of a big, beautiful mountain.
00:37:10The sun is warming up your skin.
00:37:13Breathe the fresher in.
00:37:16And let all the negativity out.
00:37:21Very good, Tom.
00:37:22What the fuck?
00:37:24She'll see it dark.
00:37:25Come on.
00:37:26Joe.
00:37:28Look on top of the mountain.
00:37:31Who's there?
00:37:32Yes.
00:37:33It's you on top of the mountain.
00:37:35Join yourself and look down.
00:37:39Now it's time for you to let it go.
00:37:40To let all the negative energy, all the fears, everything out.
00:37:45You can scream your heart out.
00:37:47Tom, first.
00:37:48Me?
00:37:48Yes.
00:37:49I don't know what to say.
00:37:51Yeah, come on.
00:37:52You do.
00:37:53I really, I really don't.
00:37:54Come on.
00:37:54Just listen to yourself.
00:37:56Connect with your emotions and judge it.
00:37:58Just go.
00:37:59Come on.
00:38:00I'm horny and hungry.
00:38:02You're such a kid, Joe.
00:38:06Who's that the guy?
00:38:07Sorry, Mr. Schwartz.
00:38:08I thought that guy was dead.
00:38:11Yeah, so did we.
00:38:13Dude, he makes the weird noises like he's fucking jerking off while with heavy a stroke.
00:38:18Yeah, that's the guy.
00:38:20Yeah, I think he has Tourette's.
00:38:22Well, he's got something.
00:38:23We haven't heard from him for a few weeks.
00:38:25Yeah, we thought he was dead.
00:38:26And then last night he started screaming again.
00:38:29He started screaming, are you there?
00:38:31Are you there?
00:38:32So what did you do?
00:38:33I felt compelled to reply to him.
00:38:34What did you say?
00:38:35I just said, yeah, I'm here, I'm here.
00:38:36And then he just shut up.
00:38:40I don't know.
00:38:41I think he spies on us.
00:38:42I bet he does.
00:38:43I bet he has a peephole right through those books.
00:38:46Well, he's only knocked one time before, so good job, Joe.
00:38:50Susan told me to let it all out.
00:38:52Yeah, for the record, it was Tom that was supposed to let it all out.
00:38:55I thought it was an open invitation.
00:38:57Hey, you took the words right out of my mouth.
00:38:59Oh, whatever you love to say, honey, don't.
00:39:01Yeah, please.
00:39:03Hey, you guys have to try this cheese.
00:39:05An Italian client of mine brings it down to me every year.
00:39:10It's from Franco, right?
00:39:11Yeah.
00:39:11He's a cute little old man who hikes this mountain in the Italian Alps just to get it.
00:39:16He's obsessed with Anna.
00:39:17Who is it?
00:39:18Is it with cow milk?
00:39:20Oh, come on.
00:39:21Yeah, it's all natural.
00:39:22Yeah, I know, but cow milk, it's not good for you.
00:39:24You know, the only good cheese is sheep or goat.
00:39:27Cow milk in general is not good.
00:39:28You're crazy.
00:39:29This is good for your bones.
00:39:30Well, no, it actually increases calcium loss and produces mucus.
00:39:34All right, give it to me.
00:39:36Yeah.
00:39:36I'm going to die of my own mucus.
00:39:37I have to die of something.
00:39:39It's worth it.
00:39:39Cheers.
00:39:40Cheers to cheese.
00:39:45We tell Franco to bring something down from the Alps next time for me.
00:39:48I'm going to send it to some clients.
00:39:51Yeah, how's that going, man?
00:39:52You getting people to take the leap?
00:39:54Well, not exactly, but I'm working on them, dropping hints, you know, sending them little
00:40:01samples and packages.
00:40:02Are you going to be Tom's client?
00:40:03Actually, no.
00:40:04We've already discussed it.
00:40:05We think it's healthier this way.
00:40:07Yeah, it's better this way.
00:40:08Keep things separate, but, you know, maybe sometime in the future.
00:40:12I don't think so.
00:40:13Well, never say never.
00:40:15But right now, it's better that I establish myself on my own.
00:40:19But you'll see.
00:40:20She'll be begging me for my business soon.
00:40:22Sure.
00:40:23Maybe you'll finally let me get involved, huh?
00:40:25You know I know my liquors and my wines, right?
00:40:27Oh, yeah.
00:40:28The Applejack today, delicious.
00:40:31Right?
00:40:31I'm looking to diversify.
00:40:33I could invest some capital.
00:40:34I could help you find some rare and prestigious labels.
00:40:37Okay.
00:40:38Maybe.
00:40:39But maybe not.
00:40:42I'd have to talk to my partner.
00:40:44Your partner, right.
00:40:45Honey, don't start.
00:40:46He's my partner.
00:40:47You do everything.
00:40:48Yeah, well, he found us our number one investor, so as far as I'm concerned, he did his job already.
00:40:53Well, that's Steve, right?
00:40:55Yeah.
00:40:55I met that guy.
00:40:56He seemed great.
00:40:56Great at doing nothing.
00:40:58Honey, will you give the guy a break?
00:40:59He's going through a nasty divorce.
00:41:01Sounds like an excuse to me.
00:41:02It's not an excuse.
00:41:03Listen to this.
00:41:05He walks in on his wife, sleeping with the neighbor.
00:41:07Now he's got the kids.
00:41:09He's got to move out.
00:41:10He's dealing with a lot of anxiety.
00:41:11It's fucking brutal.
00:41:12Yeah, it's a tough situation.
00:41:13Actually, I wish I could do more for him.
00:41:15Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:16I just don't understand this.
00:41:17You're constantly defending him.
00:41:19Hey, I'm not defending him.
00:41:22He walked in on his wife, fucking the neighbor.
00:41:26What else is there to say?
00:41:27You make it sound so black and white, Tom, it's not.
00:41:31The man obviously has his flaws.
00:41:33She didn't wake up one morning and start fucking the neighbor.
00:41:36You know, the truth is always in between.
00:41:38Yeah, in between her legs.
00:41:40Yeah.
00:41:40Jesus.
00:41:41Exactly.
00:41:42Oh, fuck.
00:41:47Huh.
00:41:48You guys would not believe who is calling me right now.
00:41:51Who is that?
00:41:52Can't tell you.
00:41:52Come on, man.
00:41:53He's fucking huge.
00:41:55And he's always asking me to rep his kids.
00:41:59No fucking way.
00:42:00You know what?
00:42:01My number one rule is no kids.
00:42:03Baby, can you please turn the sound off?
00:42:05You're like a broken record, Susan.
00:42:08Are you thick?
00:42:10I'm waiting for Ray, right?
00:42:16Fuck.
00:42:18What was I talking about?
00:42:20Some famous actor.
00:42:21Right, yeah, yeah.
00:42:22Look, actors are like kids, right?
00:42:25So you can imagine having to rep a child actor.
00:42:28No fucking way.
00:42:28It's the last thing I need.
00:42:30Some snot-nosed kid and his parents telling me what to do.
00:42:33Fuck off.
00:42:33No, you understand why actors are like kids.
00:42:37Because they have to be raw, vulnerable, and in touch with their emotions.
00:42:43You know, that's why kids are such fantastic actors.
00:42:46When you see them in movies, their creativity is so free and effortless.
00:42:52Guys, I love kids.
00:42:54They always amaze me.
00:42:58I'm sorry.
00:42:59What?
00:43:00No.
00:43:01Guys, I didn't mean to talk to you.
00:43:03No.
00:43:04What?
00:43:05Shh, shh, don't be silly.
00:43:06Are you still thinking about firing your GM?
00:43:10I'm Jack.
00:43:12What?
00:43:12You're firing Jack?
00:43:13Well, I'm figuring it out.
00:43:14I'm trying to see if he can handle his stress and responsibility, but honestly, the idea of interviewing people is making me anxious.
00:43:20All right, you just expect too much from him.
00:43:23Hire somebody else to work for, work the door.
00:43:25The door?
00:43:26The door is important, Tom.
00:43:27You don't just hire a random college student looking for a part-time job.
00:43:32Jack is great.
00:43:33Everyone loves him, but sometimes he gets in his head and he just, he can't think straight.
00:43:38See, Joe, my idea could work.
00:43:41Yeah.
00:43:42You know, I think you're a genius.
00:43:43I'm a genius.
00:43:44What is it?
00:43:46There have been reading many articles and interviews about how high levels of anxiety decrease productivity,
00:43:53but in 30 minutes, you can actually rebalance yourself and turn the negative energy into positive.
00:43:59So I created this little package where I offer my services and teach her to do that.
00:44:04I have to say, she's always preparing my package with her services, and it definitely makes me more productive.
00:44:11Can you quit with all the chrome magnum male bullshit and be serious?
00:44:14I am serious.
00:44:15Well, I don't like it.
00:44:16Me neither.
00:44:17I just said something good about you, okay?
00:44:19Good and true.
00:44:20It's annoying and degrading.
00:44:21You know what?
00:44:22Fuck it.
00:44:22I will have that drink, and I will have you come in and talk.
00:44:25Hey, that's my girl.
00:44:27The restaurant is so draining.
00:44:30See, I'm telling you, you just need a break.
00:44:33It's my life.
00:44:34And I love it.
00:44:35I just wish I didn't have to be on the floor all the time.
00:44:38Double-checking thing.
00:44:39You can talk to Jack, and I can focus on other things.
00:44:43Is something burning?
00:44:45Hmm?
00:44:46Did you turn the oven off?
00:44:49Oh, shit.
00:44:50Jesus, can't you do one fucking thing right?
00:44:52Let me help you.
00:44:53Look at this.
00:44:54You want to burn down the fucking house?
00:44:56Oh, boy.
00:44:56Really?
00:44:58Oh.
00:44:59I like it.
00:45:00Our food is gone.
00:45:01I like it crispy.
00:45:02Are you sure?
00:45:03Let's order some pizzas.
00:45:04Hey.
00:45:05Fuck.
00:45:05Oh.
00:45:06Can we get high?
00:45:07Fuck yeah.
00:45:07Let's order some pizzas.
00:45:09I thought we didn't want to eat cheese.
00:45:10Don't worry about it for today.
00:45:12All right, then I want mushroom.
00:45:14Everybody's fine with mushroom, Anna.
00:45:16Yeah, I don't fucking care.
00:45:17Yeah, I don't like mushroom, but I'll get it for you guys.
00:45:19Let's call the new place and get a grandma, huh?
00:45:21Mom, you call them.
00:45:23I'll call.
00:45:27Fuck.
00:45:29He can't do anything right.
00:45:31I swear to God, he makes me want to fucking scream.
00:45:34If everything was perfect, we'd all be robots.
00:45:38From pain comes pleasure, vice versa.
00:45:40Yeah, well, it seems like mostly pain to me.
00:45:42I wish he could just act like a fucking grown-up for once.
00:45:46Man, they show us what we want to see first to impress us.
00:45:49Then we fall in love, they slowly start a change,
00:45:52and they're back to being two-year-olds.
00:45:54Then we shouldn't get married.
00:45:55I don't think marriage makes a difference.
00:45:57Just women are more mature.
00:46:00I need a real fucking man.
00:46:01Oh, you have one.
00:46:04Hey, you may be going through a rough time,
00:46:06but he's under a lot of pressure, too.
00:46:08It's a big decision he made.
00:46:10It's a grown-up decision.
00:46:13And Tom adores you.
00:46:15That wasn't the fucking point here.
00:46:16And I don't think it was such a grown-up decision.
00:46:20He left a good job.
00:46:21He was making good money,
00:46:22and he left it to chase a silly fucking dream.
00:46:26Tom's a dreamer.
00:46:27That's part of who he is.
00:46:29Tom needs reality, Chad.
00:46:31Oh, you know what they say?
00:46:32When you're pointing the finger at someone,
00:46:34there are three fingers pointed back at you.
00:46:36I've never heard that.
00:46:37I know, but I'm the same.
00:46:38We're both really good at pointing the finger.
00:46:43I think women in general are.
00:46:46But it's just because we're smarter, right?
00:46:48That's a good point.
00:46:51Okay, let's do this.
00:46:54Let's try to focus on the positive side.
00:46:58Those two aren't always serious, right?
00:47:00Most of the time, but not always.
00:47:02I do love Joe.
00:47:05He's funny and strong and smart.
00:47:11But he's also so quick to react and always inappropriate.
00:47:16I don't know.
00:47:17I'm not easy either.
00:47:20Our two Benjamin buttons.
00:47:22Yeah.
00:47:24Nobody's perfect.
00:47:25Not them, not us.
00:47:26I know.
00:47:27I just feel like I have nobody I can talk to.
00:47:35Well, I'm here.
00:47:36I don't even know where to begin.
00:47:38I feel like every fucking thing I do is wrong
00:47:41and I'm spiraling down.
00:47:42I can't make it stop.
00:47:43I feel like I've reached rock bottom.
00:47:46Great.
00:47:47You should celebrate that.
00:47:49Because from the bottom,
00:47:50there is just one way to go to top.
00:47:51I'm lying to myself and to my husband.
00:47:54Well, you know, we all have secrets.
00:47:57It's natural.
00:47:58There is this client of mine.
00:48:00She's been married for 62 years.
00:48:03She told me,
00:48:04Susie, you have to have secrets
00:48:06to keep your relationship spicy.
00:48:08She's so funny.
00:48:09I don't know about that.
00:48:11Things are pretty messy.
00:48:13My body.
00:48:14I even feel like a cranky old lady.
00:48:16I can test your chakras.
00:48:18What?
00:48:18Yes.
00:48:19You want?
00:48:20Sure.
00:48:20You're going to feel much better.
00:48:22You'll see.
00:48:22Okay.
00:48:23Lefty?
00:48:24Lefty.
00:48:24Okay.
00:48:25On the seventh,
00:48:26this is the seventh chakra.
00:48:28All your strength in here,
00:48:29I'm going to try to open it.
00:48:31Okay.
00:48:31Are you ready?
00:48:32Yeah.
00:48:32Okay.
00:48:33Very good.
00:48:35The sixth one,
00:48:36if they see us.
00:48:37Ready?
00:48:39Very good.
00:48:40Now the fifth one,
00:48:41you're going to feel much better.
00:48:42You'll see.
00:48:42Oh, that's impossible.
00:48:44Don't say that.
00:48:45It doesn't exist.
00:48:46Break the word down.
00:48:48I am possible.
00:48:50I like that.
00:48:50I know.
00:48:51Repeat after me.
00:48:52I am possible.
00:48:53I am possible.
00:48:54Okay.
00:48:55The fifth one is weak,
00:48:56but I'm not surprised.
00:48:58It's because you're not saying something.
00:49:00Do you have a sore throat?
00:49:01Actually, I do.
00:49:02It's even hard to swallow.
00:49:04Do you think that's what it is?
00:49:05Oh, yes.
00:49:06So the sore throat is because you're not communicating,
00:49:10and the swallowing is because you can't let it go.
00:49:13You can't accept it.
00:49:16Don't be afraid, Anna.
00:49:18Tom is a very sensitive man.
00:49:21He's always going to be there,
00:49:23ready to support you and be on your side.
00:49:27Maybe that's what I'm afraid of.
00:49:34Let's go ahead.
00:49:35Let's check your heart.
00:49:36It's the fourth one.
00:49:37You're ready?
00:49:38Don't check the heart.
00:49:39Oh, well, you never know.
00:49:41There are always surprises.
00:49:42We might not be beating her.
00:49:45All your strength here, okay?
00:49:51Oh, man.
00:49:52She's going to give me such a hard time, man.
00:49:54You've got to give her your hard time.
00:49:56I'm serious.
00:49:57Don't lie, man.
00:49:57You guys need to have a baby.
00:49:59I mean, just don't give up hope.
00:50:01A baby could fix everything.
00:50:03You know, that's the worst possible thing
00:50:04you could say to someone.
00:50:05It was basically fail to try and have kids, right?
00:50:08I'm just saying keep on keeping on, you know?
00:50:10What is that?
00:50:10What does that mean?
00:50:11It sounds like a fucking bumper sticker.
00:50:13Did you try the trick I told you?
00:50:14Yeah, we tried everything.
00:50:15It works.
00:50:16It worked.
00:50:16It worked for my brother.
00:50:17You come and then you've got to scoot your ass up in the air
00:50:19and you've got to grab her by the ankles
00:50:21and pull her upside down.
00:50:22Just make sure she doesn't get too lightheaded,
00:50:24you know, take breaks in the house.
00:50:25Oh, yeah.
00:50:26Actually, I haven't tried that one.
00:50:31Seriously, though, you've got to fuck a lot.
00:50:33Are you fucking a lot?
00:50:34Because every chance you get, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
00:50:36even when you don't feel like it,
00:50:37sometimes Susan and me get into a fight.
00:50:41We have great, aggressive, rough sex.
00:50:44Uh-huh.
00:50:44Forget what we were fighting about.
00:50:46Well, Anna is definitely not Susan.
00:50:50I know, but I'm just saying you should try her work for us.
00:50:52We haven't been exactly very active lately.
00:51:03It's not good, Tommy.
00:51:04No, no, it's not good.
00:51:07We used to have sex all the time, everywhere.
00:51:10And now it's like once a month, maybe.
00:51:14And she hasn't even seen that into it.
00:51:17I love her, but she is not making it easy, man.
00:51:22You are a patient, man.
00:51:26I would have lost my shit by now.
00:51:28Yeah.
00:51:29Well, maybe she's having an affair.
00:51:31What?
00:51:32No way.
00:51:34Anna's not that type of a girl, man.
00:51:36We love each other.
00:51:38You can't break that bond.
00:51:39I know, I know.
00:51:39We're trying to have kids.
00:51:41It's becoming a bit too much, you know?
00:51:42No, no, no, no, no.
00:51:43No, it's not.
00:51:44I know, but what if she did break that bond?
00:51:46She wouldn't.
00:51:47No, I know, neither would Susan.
00:51:48But I'm just saying, you know, I think about it.
00:51:49I mean, what if, what if you caught her with an next-door neighbor, you know?
00:51:55Like with what happened with your buddy Steve?
00:51:57With Mr. Schwartz?
00:51:58Yeah.
00:51:59Have you seen this guy?
00:52:01No.
00:52:01She'd be shit out of luck.
00:52:02That might be her fantasy, dude.
00:52:04That's pretty funny, actually.
00:52:06No, but seriously, man.
00:52:08What would we do?
00:52:09What would what if?
00:52:10You really want to play this game?
00:52:11You first.
00:52:12Really?
00:52:12Yeah.
00:52:13If I caught Anna sleeping with another man, what would I do?
00:52:17Okay.
00:52:18Well, shit, this would depend on a few things now.
00:52:21Such as?
00:52:22Oh, yeah, such as.
00:52:23Who's the guy?
00:52:25Where are they doing it?
00:52:26How are they doing it?
00:52:28What is she wearing?
00:52:29What is she wearing?
00:52:30Well, I'm not finished.
00:52:31How long have they been doing it for?
00:52:33Like, look, look.
00:52:35If she was sleeping with a good-looking guy with a hard body, I'd be less likely to kill
00:52:42maybe even understanding of it.
00:52:44What?
00:52:45Yeah, because it shows that she still has good taste and that she can attract a handsome
00:52:50young gentleman.
00:52:51I would be way more pissed off if she was fucking some ugly badass.
00:52:56That makes absolutely no sense.
00:52:58Makes perfect sense.
00:52:59Next, where they're doing it.
00:53:02Okay, this is not as important as who she's doing it with, obviously, but it's still, it's
00:53:07major.
00:53:07I would factor this in because if they were sleeping in a place where we did it all the
00:53:13time, that would drive me apeshit.
00:53:16But if they did it in a place where we've only done it a couple times, that would ease
00:53:21the pain.
00:53:21Yeah.
00:53:22You know?
00:53:22What about if they're doing it in a fucking kinky position?
00:53:27Well, like you guys never do it.
00:53:28Yeah, the how, that would also piss me off, but it's not as much as where they're doing
00:53:32it.
00:53:32Because if I caught some son of a bitch sleeping with my Anna in our special place, I'm telling
00:53:40you, I would scalp that motherfucker with the quickness.
00:53:46Serious business.
00:53:47It's a special place.
00:53:50I can't tell you that.
00:53:52Come on, dude.
00:53:52No, some things are personal.
00:53:54Come on.
00:53:56Okay.
00:53:57It's at the restaurant.
00:53:59I come in and I would pretend like I'm the last customer, you know, do a little role
00:54:03playing.
00:54:04Yeah.
00:54:04And then we would just start fucking.
00:54:07And I'm talking about everywhere.
00:54:09I'm talking about in the walk-in freezer.
00:54:12I'm talking about on top of the register, on the tables, on the counters, everywhere.
00:54:19If the health inspector ever found out about it, she'd be shut down for sure.
00:54:23I am never eating there again.
00:54:26What about you, man?
00:54:27What about, what about the outfit thing?
00:54:29Oh, the outfit?
00:54:30Yeah.
00:54:30Right.
00:54:30Okay.
00:54:31I love lingerie.
00:54:32You love lingerie, right?
00:54:34Eh.
00:54:35What?
00:54:35Eh.
00:54:36Everybody loves lingerie.
00:54:37You're weird if you don't.
00:54:38I gotta fucking beg her to wear it.
00:54:41She's always like, what?
00:54:43You don't find me attractive?
00:54:44We found all that trashy stuff on.
00:54:46It's fucking absurd, right?
00:54:48So if I find out that she's banging some handsome young gentleman in the walk-in fridge
00:54:54while she's wearing lingerie, I'll turn fire engine red in 0.0 seconds.
00:55:01Oh, fuck.
00:55:02Yeah, I hear you.
00:55:03I hear you.
00:55:03But, but, you gotta consider the flip side, right?
00:55:07I mean, you.
00:55:09Yeah.
00:55:09We'll be free to fuck other women.
00:55:13This is true.
00:55:15But, you know, the dating scene, it's changed a lot with the apps and the websites.
00:55:22That seems like a lot of drama.
00:55:23Really?
00:55:26Truth is, I love her, man.
00:55:30So what about you?
00:55:31She's married to me.
00:55:36I'd be cool with it.
00:55:39What'd you be cool with?
00:55:42Jesus, here's like a hawk.
00:55:43Yes!
00:55:45I'm a spy, Mr. Pratt.
00:55:47Oh my God, that's so good.
00:55:49Yeah, Joe, tell her what you'd be cool with.
00:55:51Just tell her.
00:55:51No need.
00:55:52What are you guys talking about?
00:55:54What are you guys talking about?
00:55:55What did you want to answer?
00:55:56Because I'm sure your conversation is much more interesting than ours.
00:55:59We were talking about how immature you two are and how sometimes I just want to scream
00:56:04and run away.
00:56:05Oh.
00:56:06Ouch.
00:56:06Yeah, okay.
00:56:08Our conversation was more interesting than that.
00:56:09Yeah.
00:56:10You want to know what we were talking about?
00:56:13What would we do if we found out that our spouses were cheating on us?
00:56:17Yeah, what would you do, Suzy Q?
00:56:19If you were cheating on me?
00:56:20Oh, no.
00:56:23That's stupid.
00:56:24Really, is it?
00:56:25You've never thought about it?
00:56:26Come on.
00:56:26No, if you're trying to be funny, it's not working.
00:56:28I'm not.
00:56:29Who's trying to be funny?
00:56:30I'm not trying to be funny.
00:56:31You asked us what we're talking about, I'm telling you what we're talking about.
00:56:33What are you talking about?
00:56:34Joe, was this your stupid idea?
00:56:35You're always telling me to share and be more communicative.
00:56:38Well, there you go.
00:56:39No problem sharing or being communicative.
00:56:42Well, I do.
00:56:44Well, you shouldn't.
00:56:46This is a safe environment.
00:56:47You want a drink?
00:56:48Who wants a drink?
00:56:49Come on.
00:56:49That's a good idea.
00:56:50Yeah, it's a very good idea.
00:56:51Why don't you guys wait to eat some food first?
00:56:53Why?
00:56:53So it can be communicative?
00:56:55This has been nice, but I think I'm going to go later.
00:56:57Anna, come on.
00:56:57You know what?
00:56:58Everybody, gather around the table again.
00:56:59We're going to hold hands and meditate.
00:57:01You guys smoked.
00:57:02You're freaking hot.
00:57:03Let's play a game.
00:57:04Huh?
00:57:05Let's play the game.
00:57:05Here it is.
00:57:06What would you do?
00:57:07What would you do if you caught your spouse with someone else?
00:57:11Let me go.
00:57:12Let me go.
00:57:12Tommy's first.
00:57:13I've already thought about this, okay?
00:57:15If I found out...
00:57:16If I found out that you, Anna, were sleeping with another man, this would depend on some
00:57:23things now.
00:57:24Like what?
00:57:25Okay.
00:57:26Who is this fucker?
00:57:27Where are you fucking him?
00:57:29What?
00:57:31This is a horrible idea.
00:57:32Why did you bring this up?
00:57:33No!
00:57:34Now I want to hear.
00:57:36Oh, now you do?
00:57:37Now I do.
00:57:38Well, I don't.
00:57:40And I'm not a fucking robot.
00:57:42Alright?
00:57:42Do this.
00:57:43Do that.
00:57:43Don't do that.
00:57:44Don't do this.
00:57:45You do whatever the fuck you want anyway.
00:57:47Oh, guys.
00:57:47Come on.
00:57:48This is getting good.
00:57:49Yeah, this is getting really good.
00:57:50I can't even swallow now.
00:57:52That's what she said.
00:57:53Oh, shut the fuck up.
00:57:55Hey, everybody calm down.
00:57:56I am calm.
00:57:57And I'm seeing very clearly now.
00:57:59Oh, yeah.
00:58:00Because you're sure to know it all.
00:58:01Right?
00:58:02No, I just happen to know a lot of shit.
00:58:04And you don't.
00:58:05Tom, are you going to say something?
00:58:08Yeah, I'm going to.
00:58:11Well, I'm sorry.
00:58:13Okay?
00:58:15I'm sorry.
00:58:17Sorry I'm not born into a rich family like you.
00:58:21Self-made man.
00:58:22That's right.
00:58:23I'm a self-made man, motherfucker.
00:58:24Yeah, and we're all here celebrating your future failure.
00:58:28Because that's exactly what it is.
00:58:30Get a reality check.
00:58:32Let's take a deep breath.
00:58:33Good.
00:58:33No, Susan.
00:58:34This is good on her real colors.
00:58:36They're finally coming out.
00:58:37Keep in front of them, baby.
00:58:37More Applejack for everybody.
00:58:39Hey, hey.
00:58:39Jesus, stop fucking drinking.
00:58:40Make it a double.
00:58:41No, he's my friend.
00:58:42He knows me.
00:58:44Oh, he's your friend?
00:58:47I'm just saying what everyone here is fucking thinking, Tom.
00:58:51But you're all too afraid to tell him because he's so nice and you don't want to hurt his feelings.
00:58:55Well, I'm sick and tired of being married to a man with no balls.
00:58:59Would you listen to the poison coming out of this one's mouth?
00:59:05I can have another one.
00:59:06You're poisonous.
00:59:07Have another one.
00:59:08No wonder you can't bear a goddamn child.
00:59:10Fuck you.
00:59:11Hey, fuck me.
00:59:12For the record, somebody really likes this man with no balls.
00:59:16She respects me.
00:59:17She doesn't give a shit how much fucking money I make.
00:59:20And she wears lingerie.
00:59:22And she lets me fuck her in the ass.
00:59:27Boom!
00:59:29What did you say?
00:59:31I said I cheated on you.
00:59:33Oh, fuck.
00:59:34We should leave.
00:59:36No, Susan, stay.
00:59:37I'm just kidding.
00:59:37You're out of your mind.
00:59:39What the fuck are you talking about?
00:59:40I'm sorry, Joe.
00:59:42Man, good for you.
00:59:43Why are you apologizing?
00:59:45Because I got something to say.
00:59:47Excuse me, Susie.
00:59:48Fuck.
00:59:48No, everybody needs to hear this.
00:59:50I'm at the top of the mountain.
00:59:52I'm going to let it all out.
00:59:54What the fuck are you talking about?
00:59:54Ready?
00:59:56Susan and I had an affair.
00:59:59Oh, shit.
01:00:01What?
01:00:05You and who?
01:00:09Susan and I, we had an affair.
01:00:13Fuck!
01:00:14Joe!
01:00:14God damn it!
01:00:16God, you just said you'd be cool with it.
01:00:19We were one-iffing.
01:00:20And I was fucking lying.
01:00:23Jesus Christ.
01:00:24How could you do that?
01:00:25You're like a brother to me.
01:00:27I can't fucking believe that.
01:00:28I'm fucking real.
01:00:29It's fucking disgusting.
01:00:30You fucking disgust me.
01:00:32I need some air.
01:00:33I cannot fucking believe you.
01:00:35Believe it.
01:00:36You can't blame just him.
01:00:37Are you defending him?
01:00:39You two had an affair?
01:00:40No, it only happened twice.
01:00:41No, no.
01:00:42It was three times.
01:00:43Tom!
01:00:43Shut the fuck up.
01:00:44How many times did you screw in?
01:00:45It was something that happened.
01:00:45How many times?
01:00:46God damn it.
01:00:47Three times.
01:00:48Jesus Christ.
01:00:49We were both looking for someone
01:00:50that could listen to us.
01:00:52We couldn't find it with you guys.
01:00:53You're both working all the fucking time.
01:00:56It's tough.
01:00:57Well, so you decided to take it in the ass.
01:01:00It just happened at the right time.
01:01:01Shut the fuck up.
01:01:02This is a nightmare.
01:01:04Well, it happened.
01:01:05It would have been worse
01:01:06if we wouldn't have done it.
01:01:07Are you listening to yourself, Susan?
01:01:09Please, try to focus.
01:01:10I can't focus.
01:01:11He fucked you in the ass.
01:01:13Joe, focus, okay?
01:01:14It's cool.
01:01:15We were, there was sexual tension.
01:01:17Now we're friends.
01:01:18It's better this way.
01:01:19I am going to throw up.
01:01:20No, we helped each other understanding
01:01:22how much we love you guys.
01:01:23Shut the fuck up.
01:01:25You fucked my wife in the ass?
01:01:26Stop saying that, please.
01:01:27She doesn't even let me fuck her in the ass.
01:01:29Take it as a compliment?
01:01:32How could, how could either of you?
01:01:34Anna, I know it's hard.
01:01:35Try to breathe for one second.
01:01:37Don't fucking tell me what you do.
01:01:37You come in with your goddamn trite new age bullshit, Susan.
01:01:41I'm going to explode.
01:01:42You recognize that your ego is stalking right now.
01:01:44Your ego is hurting.
01:01:46Maybe you should listen to her.
01:01:48Yeah.
01:01:48I see your dick going in her ass.
01:01:51That's all I can see right now.
01:01:53We can't decide to come out of this.
01:01:55I mean, learn something.
01:01:55Our marriage can grow.
01:01:56She's right.
01:01:57Our marriage can't grow, baby.
01:01:58How the fuck?
01:01:58How the fuck can our marriage grow?
01:02:00I love you, Joe.
01:02:01Oh, please.
01:02:02How can you say that to me?
01:02:03It's true.
01:02:04You need to let yourself be vulnerable with me.
01:02:07We can climb this mountain together.
01:02:09All this pain that now seems unbearable is going to be a gift.
01:02:13A gift from God.
01:02:14I wouldn't bring up God.
01:02:15I don't know why I said that.
01:02:16Please listen to me.
01:02:17We can take the challenge and make something more beautiful.
01:02:19Fuck God.
01:02:20You are fucking delusional.
01:02:21No, my love.
01:02:22Yes.
01:02:23Don't call me your love.
01:02:24No, don't be afraid.
01:02:25Don't judge yourself.
01:02:26I am going to stop.
01:02:26Please, just stay with me.
01:02:27Just stay with me.
01:02:27Don't push her, please.
01:02:30You both betrayed us, and you act like it's nothing.
01:02:32I'm so glad you're not freaking out about this.
01:02:39I think you should let it out.
01:02:40It feels good.
01:02:44I'm pregnant!
01:02:47You're what?
01:02:52Shut the fuck up, Schwartz!
01:02:54Let's all come down a second.
01:02:56Oh, my God.
01:02:59This is amazing.
01:03:00When did you find out?
01:03:02An hour or so ago.
01:03:03Really?
01:03:05Well, why didn't you tell me, baby?
01:03:08I was confused.
01:03:09Don't open the window.
01:03:10It's time that we left.
01:03:11No, it's time we talked.
01:03:13Susan, get your coat.
01:03:14Let Anna talk.
01:03:14I'm leaving.
01:03:15No, you're not going anywhere.
01:03:17Well, give us a shit.
01:03:18He's the father.
01:03:20Whose father?
01:03:21Of the baby.
01:03:22Of my baby?
01:03:23It's not yours.
01:03:24How is that possible?
01:03:30Sex, Tom.
01:03:32Sex.
01:03:33We've been doing it everywhere for the past 10 months.
01:03:36Is she having your baby?
01:03:37No.
01:03:38How can you say that?
01:03:41I was feeling guilty.
01:03:42Yeah, you should feel guilty.
01:03:44You didn't mean to use for that shit.
01:03:46I'm shocked.
01:03:46This is not real.
01:03:48This is not happening.
01:03:49I didn't intend for you to go that far.
01:03:51I don't know what you're saying.
01:03:53What?
01:03:53I'm so stupid.
01:03:55You.
01:03:55You two lying pieces of shit.
01:03:59Kettle black.
01:04:00Kettle black.
01:04:0110 months.
01:04:02Oh, gosh.
01:04:03We only hang out every fucking week.
01:04:06I bet you weren't laughing at us, right?
01:04:08Susan, please.
01:04:09Please what?
01:04:10Where?
01:04:11It's not the...
01:04:11Where did you have sex?
01:04:13What difference does it make?
01:04:14You don't get to the sex.
01:04:14It makes a huge fucking difference.
01:04:16Who fucking cares where?
01:04:18It doesn't matter.
01:04:19It matters to me.
01:04:20Where did you have sex?
01:04:21It doesn't matter.
01:04:25Tom!
01:04:28Susan, sometimes things happen in life, right?
01:04:35Hey, hey, come on.
01:04:37I just...
01:04:38I need to take that call.
01:04:42Susan, come on.
01:04:43Stop it!
01:04:44Nothing!
01:04:49You have nothing to say to me.
01:04:51You're a coward, just like your buddy Tom.
01:04:53You're wrong, Haley.
01:04:54She's white.
01:04:55No, she's not.
01:04:56Then who are you, Mr. Hollywood?
01:04:58You're a fucking backstabber.
01:04:59We're all fucking backstabbers!
01:05:02But I'm the one that's pregnant!
01:05:04A fucking...
01:05:06A fucking baby.
01:05:11A fucking baby.
01:05:12What do you want to do?
01:05:14I don't know.
01:05:15I thought I wanted to have a child with you.
01:05:17Well, that's what I've always wanted.
01:05:19I don't know anymore.
01:05:19What are you talking about?
01:05:20No, I don't fucking love him!
01:05:22Anna, stop.
01:05:23Breathe.
01:05:24Don't say things you can't take back.
01:05:25I'm leaving.
01:05:25I am leaving.
01:05:26I'm the one out of place.
01:05:27Seriously, don't touch him!
01:05:28I thought, since I did it once,
01:05:30I could just keep doing it.
01:05:33One time or a hundred times.
01:05:35What's the difference?
01:05:37I'm sorry.
01:05:40I didn't...
01:05:41I didn't tell you the truth because I was terrified that if I did, I was going to lose you.
01:05:46You think sex is the problem for me?
01:05:51Lies are.
01:05:53You're not telling me the truth.
01:05:55Now you know the truth.
01:05:57Not all of it.
01:05:59What?
01:06:00There's more?
01:06:01I can't...
01:06:02I can't give you a baby.
01:06:08Like, I can't have children.
01:06:12You shoot blanks?
01:06:14I...
01:06:14I can't give you a baby.
01:06:17And I am not...
01:06:18Mr. Hollywood shoots blanks.
01:06:19Shut the fuck up.
01:06:20I am not the father of your baby, Anna.
01:06:24How...
01:06:24How long have you known for?
01:06:27Ten years ago.
01:06:28I...
01:06:28I couldn't conceive with my ex-wife.
01:06:32It ruined our first marriage and...
01:06:34I didn't want that to happen to us.
01:06:37So I lied.
01:06:38That...
01:06:39You should have just told me.
01:06:40That is fucking bullshit.
01:06:42Come on.
01:06:43Really.
01:06:44You're just...
01:06:45You're just trying to turn this around.
01:06:48Yeah?
01:06:49Yeah.
01:06:50Well, I would probably try to do that, but I'm not.
01:06:55I'm telling the truth and I have proof.
01:06:58Believe it or not.
01:07:01So I'm the father.
01:07:04Please tell me he's the only asshole you've been fucking.
01:07:08I am not going to answer that.
01:07:10What?
01:07:11You couldn't get pregnant?
01:07:12So you just decided to sleep around?
01:07:14Are you calling me a whore?
01:07:16No, I didn't say that.
01:07:17No, because you don't have the courage to fucking say that.
01:07:19Oh, like you with the boar?
01:07:20Oh, stop.
01:07:21There you go.
01:07:22Twisting things again.
01:07:23I'm not twisting.
01:07:24Just stating the facts.
01:07:25You're stating dreams!
01:07:26Is there any difference?
01:07:27I should have just fucking pushed you overboard.
01:07:29I should choke you and watch you drown.
01:07:32I fucking hate him.
01:07:35I fucking hate him.
01:07:39I fucking hate him.
01:07:44I lied, Anna.
01:07:47You were never in my dreams.
01:07:50Oh, Tom, don't...
01:07:50Susan, shut the fuck up.
01:07:53No wonder he stopped fucking you.
01:07:56You speak and nothing but fucking bullshit comes out of your mouth.
01:07:59You're nothing but a hippie freak banging for fucking love.
01:08:02Hey, Susan!
01:08:03That's all she wanted!
01:08:07Don't cry, Anna.
01:08:10We should be happy.
01:08:11We are finally cleansed.
01:08:16Back to zero with an opportunity.
01:08:20It's up to us.
01:08:24We can decide to keep sleeping or we wake up.
01:08:29What do you want to do?
01:08:30What do you want to do?
01:08:48We'll probably look like that.
01:08:50Let's go.
01:08:51She воды.
01:08:52Who's going on?
01:08:54Noutter pensions.
01:08:55She vivre.
01:08:56What do you want to do?
01:08:57Oh, my God.
01:09:27Oh, my God.
01:09:57Oh, my God.
01:10:27Oh, my God.
01:10:57Oh, my God.
01:11:27Oh, my God.
01:11:57Oh, my God.
01:12:27Don't run away tonight without me.
01:12:36Don't run away.
01:13:03Don't be afraid.
01:13:09Don't run away.
01:13:11Don't run away.
01:13:15Don't be afraid.
01:13:21Don't be afraid.
01:13:23Don't be afraid.
01:13:25Don't be afraid.
01:13:27Don't be afraid.
01:13:29Don't be afraid.
01:13:31Don't be afraid.
01:13:33Don't be afraid.
01:13:35Don't be afraid.
01:13:37Don't be afraid.
01:13:39Don't run away.
01:13:41Don't run away.
01:13:43Don't be afraid.
01:13:45Don't be afraid.
01:13:47Don't be afraid.
01:13:48Don't be afraid.
01:13:49Don't run away.
01:13:51Don't be afraid.
01:13:53Tonight, don't run away, tonight, don't be afraid, tonight, don't run away, tonight, don't be afraid, tonight,
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