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00:00It was bigamy, all right?
00:01Big of any man to marry two women.
00:04Mind you, I'd settle for one woman.
00:06Don't worry, mate.
00:07When I've met girlfriends, it's always happened when I least expected it.
00:10You and everybody else.
00:13What will be will be, eh?
00:15You know, cherish what you've got, guys.
00:16I mean, I reckon you and Carla, perfect match, mate.
00:19What do you reckon?
00:20Yeah, yin and yang.
00:22Weren't they Siamese twins?
00:23Eh?
00:24Yeah, I saw this programme about them.
00:26They both got married, had kids and everything.
00:28How'd you reckon that worked?
00:30I don't know, what are you looking at me for?
00:32You're the two wives.
00:34What's this?
00:35Domino's night?
00:36It's Peter's stag party.
00:37Stag party?
00:39Well, they heard it's in better days, innit?
00:41He looks like he's been stuffed and mounted.
00:44Just mind your own business, Rob.
00:46You heard the man.
00:47Let him enjoy the night, eh?
00:52Is there a sadder sight than a bloke paying for the drinks on his own stag night?
00:56Well, I don't blame folk for not putting their hands in their pockets.
00:58I mean, they must be sick of stumping up for his stag doers.
01:01Do you know what?
01:02If I was going to buy him a wedding present, which, incidentally, I'm not, I'd definitely
01:06be keeping the receipt.
01:07All right, you two.
01:08That is enough.
01:11Right, what can I get you?
01:13Ah, same again.
01:13Yeah, same again, yeah.
01:15Same as his latest marriage.
01:16Same car crash all over again.
01:18Well, we'll just cut through all this.
01:18Oh, yeah?
01:19Oh, come on.
01:20Anytime you fancy me.
01:21Because I'm not going anywhere.
01:22Yes, you are.
01:24The pair of you.
01:25Out now.
01:29Nice one.
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