Corrie Rob Donovan & Peter Barlow Lock Horns 29th November 2013 Ep 1

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00:00It was bigamy, all right?

00:01Big of any man to marry two women.

00:04Mind you, I'd settle for one woman.

00:06Don't worry, mate.

00:07When I've met girlfriends, it's always happened when I least expected it.

00:10You and everybody else.

00:13What will be will be, eh?

00:15You know, cherish what you've got, guys.

00:16I mean, I reckon you and Carla, perfect match, mate.

00:19What do you reckon?

00:20Yeah, yin and yang.

00:22Weren't they Siamese twins?

00:23Eh?

00:24Yeah, I saw this programme about them.

00:26They both got married, had kids and everything.

00:28How'd you reckon that worked?

00:30I don't know, what are you looking at me for?

00:32You're the two wives.

00:34What's this?

00:35Domino's night?

00:36It's Peter's stag party.

00:37Stag party?

00:39Well, they heard it's in better days, innit?

00:41He looks like he's been stuffed and mounted.

00:44Just mind your own business, Rob.

00:46You heard the man.

00:47Let him enjoy the night, eh?

00:52Is there a sadder sight than a bloke paying for the drinks on his own stag night?

00:56Well, I don't blame folk for not putting their hands in their pockets.

00:58I mean, they must be sick of stumping up for his stag doers.

01:01Do you know what?

01:02If I was going to buy him a wedding present, which, incidentally, I'm not, I'd definitely

01:06be keeping the receipt.

01:07All right, you two.

01:08That is enough.

01:11Right, what can I get you?

01:13Ah, same again.

01:13Yeah, same again, yeah.

01:15Same as his latest marriage.

01:16Same car crash all over again.

01:18Well, we'll just cut through all this.

01:18Oh, yeah?

01:19Oh, come on.

01:20Anytime you fancy me.

01:21Because I'm not going anywhere.

01:22Yes, you are.

01:24The pair of you.

01:25Out now.

01:29Nice one.

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