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The Voyeurs 2021 - Full Movie HD
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00:00:00It feels like I'm selling my life away.
00:00:21This is happening!
00:00:29Yes, Peppa, don't move.
00:00:31Can you take a photo of us for a second, please?
00:00:41Hey, Chicken.
00:00:42What's up?
00:00:43Nothing much. What's up with you?
00:00:44So we're really gonna do this, huh?
00:00:46Seems that way, yeah.
00:00:47Yeah, it's a big step.
00:00:48Huge step.
00:00:49It's really big, and if this doesn't work out...
00:00:51It's gonna suck.
00:00:52Maybe we should just call it off now.
00:00:54Oh, yeah, maybe just, like, quit while we're headed.
00:00:56Yeah, nice meeting you.
00:00:57Nice talking to you.
00:00:58Half of my stuff?
00:00:59And, uh, we'll take the other half of the stuff.
00:01:01Yup, that makes sense.
00:01:02Hey, this is our home.
00:01:04I gotta live here with you.
00:01:07You don't.
00:01:08Not yet.
00:01:09Right.
00:01:10Sorry, sorry.
00:01:12Oh, what is this?
00:01:13Chlorophyll water.
00:01:14What?
00:01:15Chlorophyll water.
00:01:16Chlorophyll water.
00:01:17What?
00:01:18Chlorophyll water.
00:01:19It's the secret to long life.
00:01:21I will stick to my garberstraminer, thank you very much.
00:01:22Okay, well, stick to your garberstraminer.
00:01:23Okay, wait.
00:01:24I know we just moved in together, but can we talk about kids?
00:01:25Kids?
00:01:26Yes.
00:01:27Like, it's really important that we have this conversation right now.
00:01:29Okay.
00:01:30Can we not have kids for at least four years?
00:01:31Yes.
00:01:32Yes.
00:01:33Yes.
00:01:34Hell yes.
00:01:35Oh.
00:01:36Hey, don't ask me.
00:01:37Get the shit out of me.
00:01:38Seriously, I was thinking of the garberstraminer.
00:01:39Oh, what is this?
00:01:40Chlorophyll water.
00:01:41Chlorophyll water.
00:01:42What?
00:01:43Chlorophyll water.
00:01:44It's the secret to long life.
00:01:45I will stick to my garberstraminer, thank you very much.
00:01:46Okay, well, stick to your garberstraminer.
00:01:47Okay, wait.
00:01:48I know we just moved in together, but can we talk about kids?
00:01:50Kids?
00:01:51Yes.
00:01:52Like, it's really important that we have this conversation right now.
00:01:53Okay.
00:01:54Can we not have kids for at least four years?
00:01:56Yes.
00:01:57Jesus.
00:01:58Yes.
00:01:59Hell yes.
00:02:00Seriously, I was thinking about how I basically spent my entire life in school, right?
00:02:04As long as I've known you.
00:02:05Yeah, like, you spent your early twenties playing in some shitty punk clubs and doing
00:02:08God knows what.
00:02:09Drugs.
00:02:10And I spent mine in the corner of some stuffy medical library studying till 2am.
00:02:14Right.
00:02:15So I don't want some gooey toddler to come along and just mess up the last few years of being
00:02:19rebellious.
00:02:20Yeah.
00:02:21You know what, I've been thinking about rebellion too, in my own way.
00:02:23You're about to say something stupid right now.
00:02:24No, no.
00:02:25Well, you might think I'm un poco loco, but I was thinking about taking up the accordion.
00:02:29No.
00:02:30Really?
00:02:31What are you talking about then?
00:02:32I want to wake up Sunday morning with an awful hangover that reminds me of all the terrible
00:02:36decisions I made the night before.
00:02:38That is what I'm talking about.
00:02:39I'm here for it.
00:02:40You deserve it.
00:02:41You deserve all the hangovers in the world.
00:02:42I do.
00:02:43You too.
00:02:44I do.
00:02:45Yes, you do.
00:02:46To making wonderful, terrible decisions.
00:02:47To wonderful, terrible decisions.
00:02:50Come here.
00:02:51I love you.
00:02:52I love it too.
00:02:53Oh, check out those two.
00:02:54What is he, like a photographer or something?
00:02:55It looks like it.
00:02:56Wow.
00:02:57You can see right in.
00:02:58Yeah, it's a nice place.
00:02:59Oh, oh, kissy kissy.
00:03:00Oh, they're in love.
00:03:01Oh, it's getting spicy.
00:03:02Oh, oh.
00:03:03Oh.
00:03:04That is good.
00:03:05Oh.
00:03:06Oh.
00:03:07Oh.
00:03:08Oh.
00:03:09That's too good.
00:03:10Oh.
00:03:11Oh.
00:03:12Oh.
00:03:13Oh.
00:03:14Oh.
00:03:15Oh.
00:03:16Oh.
00:03:17Oh.
00:03:18Oh.
00:03:19Oh.
00:03:20Oh.
00:03:21Oh.
00:03:22Oh.
00:03:23Oh.
00:03:24Oh.
00:03:25Oh.
00:03:26Oh, that man is taking off her clothes.
00:03:27Oh.
00:03:28Oh.
00:03:29Thomas.
00:03:30Oh.
00:03:31Oh.
00:03:32They're just looking outside our window, and they happen to be in our field of vision.
00:03:35Oh, oh!
00:03:36Oh, okay.
00:03:37They have to know that people can see in.
00:03:39Exactly.
00:03:39Like, they have to know that.
00:03:41Have to know.
00:03:41Have to know.
00:03:42Is he about to do what I think he's about to do?
00:03:44Yep.
00:03:45That is some good content.
00:03:47Okay.
00:03:48Thomas, we are officially being creepy weirdos.
00:03:50Oh, what?
00:03:51They want us to look.
00:03:53But we'll stop because you want me to.
00:03:56It's our first night.
00:03:57Right, right.
00:03:57Let's give our neighbors some privacy.
00:03:59Oh, they're fucking now.
00:04:00Okay.
00:04:01Thomas, come on, perv.
00:04:02Okay, okay, okay.
00:04:04Go get it.
00:04:05Go get it, boy.
00:04:06Okay.
00:04:06Okay.
00:04:31So, I got you a little...
00:04:44Thomas?
00:04:47Babe?
00:04:49Thomas?
00:04:53Thomas?
00:04:54Thomas?
00:04:56Sex?
00:04:58so congratulations are in order what i do you nothing me i'm on day three of a social media
00:05:27blackout no insta no twitter johnny and i pledge to go an entire month mazel safari i just read that
00:05:33couples who decrease their amount of screen time can double or triple the amount of sex they have
00:05:36in a month yeah but what do they look but what do they look at when they masturbate oh my god how
00:05:41is competition going what we just think happened last night this couple our neighbors across the
00:05:47way they were totally doing it and we could see right in they look like goof how ugly were they
00:05:51they're not they were like gorgeous so you pulled up a chair popped some popcorn broke out the binoculars
00:05:56no why not just because someone is allegedly allowing you to look in on their lives doesn't
00:06:00mean it's okay to watch you're a thousand percent wrong about that it is entirely acceptable to look
00:06:05i mean it sounds like they're exhibitionists doubtful if they are exhibitionists and watching
00:06:09them it's like the polite thing to do pipa i'll see you at lunch so long creep
00:06:16you're gonna see so much better after this just relax okay
00:06:18i've done 40 of these a week the past 20 years well over half of them have gone right just kidding
00:06:25of course can you look please 20 years yeah i'm still trying to figure out what i want to be when
00:06:31i grow up okay in three two and
00:06:41bonjour hi this is pippa from law tic your glasses are ready pippa we're open to sex you're welcome
00:06:47bye what is this so in japan words are described as two eyes with wings and for good reason their
00:06:55acuity is so strong that from the top of an eight-story building they can pick out a single
00:06:59ant crawling on the sidewalk below uh why are you telling her this well it's a little housewarming
00:07:04present oh when you see birds drinking from this outside your window let it be a little reminder of
00:07:13how imperfect our own species vision is you and i all we're doing here is making it slightly better
00:07:19thank you i want a present
00:07:22hey babe hi thomas this is so cute you kind of look like bert and ernie what's going on with our
00:07:35friendly next door neighbors really this is gonna be a thing look they're just like us they're nothing
00:07:41like us they're way cooler yeah hey stop being so honest oh okay secret time
00:07:49how do we become their friends you want to become bffs with the neighbors we now seem to be stalking
00:07:54yeah why not but that sake he's drinking it's top shelf he could pour me some and i could pretend
00:07:58i know the difference and then she could show you all the cute boutiques to shop at in the neighborhood
00:08:02yeah because all girls do is shop okay fine i'll learn about the boutiques and
00:08:06shit what are their names she's definitely a margo oh yeah of course she's clearly a margo and that's
00:08:14brent well maybe brent could also tell me how to sculpt my body or caught a glimpse of his pubes
00:08:18yesterday they were exquisitely manscaped would you ever want me to do that shave your pubes yeah no
00:08:24wouldn't they grow back prickly or something hmm prickly wait is is he choking oh that guy can't breathe i
00:08:31know she can't see you i know what do we do okay here we go go go go yes no no go to the kitchen
00:08:37the kitchen take off your headphones girlfriend oh my this is like an emergency okay uh i should
00:08:42call 911 no you're they're not gonna get there fast enough you need to go over there okay but then
00:08:45they'll know that we respond yeah but then he won't be dead go okay right i have to go over there
00:08:50go okay yeah all right all right
00:08:54wait chomas come back come back what what
00:08:56what are you doing oh come on look look like this
00:09:06yeah yeah go go go go go go go go go go go push push push push come on you've got this
00:09:10there you go there you go there you go there you go yeah oh my gosh
00:09:13oh my gosh oh my god we did it oh my god we did it we did it oh
00:09:19uh this is a spicy tuna roll
00:09:21kinky ew no ew ew
00:09:43so
00:09:53you
00:09:55you
00:09:57you
00:09:59you
00:10:01you
00:10:03you
00:10:05you
00:10:07you
00:10:27you
00:10:29you
00:10:31you
00:10:33you
00:10:35you
00:11:01you
00:11:03you
00:11:05you
00:11:31you
00:11:33you
00:11:35do
00:11:37you
00:11:39and
00:11:41so
00:11:43you
00:11:45you
00:11:47you
00:11:49you
00:11:51don't you
00:11:53pretty successful yeah he doesn't do commercials sorry oh i think she was there this afternoon
00:12:00can't take a look yeah wow you get so close i know right you're only 100 bucks only did you
00:12:07negotiate no should i have yeah you probably could have gotten for 50. man fun fact this
00:12:13guy touched her butt earlier what's he doing impromptu photo shoot here
00:12:24it's me mario
00:12:27i like her overalls though
00:12:32hello world i do push-ups yeah me too bub sometimes
00:12:38take off your shirt that's what friends do best friends yeah we're best friends forever
00:12:42oh take off your clothes okay
00:12:48whoa this is so sus he's buttering her up
00:12:50oh clink hey go boobs stop boobs babe there's boobs
00:12:58do you think she wants it i don't know oh i think she wants it
00:13:03oh i think she wants it
00:13:06what if marco comes home i know i know
00:13:08are we bad people for watching this no this guy gets a lot of action
00:13:16um here keep watching
00:13:23what are you doing taking your shirt off
00:13:25come on pay attention
00:13:30pay attention pay attention
00:13:33Now what?
00:13:34Keep watching.
00:13:35Okay.
00:13:45What are they doing?
00:13:47Um, he's kissing our neck and what are we doing?
00:13:52Come on.
00:13:53Pay attention.
00:13:54This is crazy.
00:13:55Pay attention.
00:13:56Um, okay.
00:14:03Yeah?
00:14:04Yeah.
00:14:09Yeah?
00:14:15My turn.
00:14:17Come on, take a walk.
00:14:19Yes, ma'am.
00:14:23You sure?
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:26Oh.
00:14:27Oh.
00:14:28Oh.
00:14:29Oh.
00:14:30Oh.
00:14:31Oh.
00:14:32Oh.
00:14:33Oh.
00:14:34Oh.
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:36Oh.
00:14:37Oh.
00:14:38Oh.
00:14:39Oh.
00:14:40Oh.
00:14:41Oh.
00:14:42Oh.
00:14:43I'm okay.
00:14:44Oh.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:46I'm okay.
00:14:47Oh.
00:14:48Oh.
00:14:49Oh.
00:14:50I love you.
00:14:51I love you too.
00:14:52Um, can you go a little faster?
00:14:53I love you too.
00:14:55Can you go a little faster?
00:14:56Yeah, sure.
00:14:59Am I a little harder?
00:15:00Like that?
00:15:01Yeah.
00:15:09I think I'm gonna...
00:15:10Can you hold it?
00:15:11Yeah, yeah, I'll try it.
00:15:12Just sit down if you have to.
00:15:13No, I'm gonna...
00:15:23I'm sorry.
00:15:26I'm sorry.
00:15:28It's okay.
00:15:29Why are you supposed to...
00:15:34That was faster than usual.
00:15:36It was great.
00:15:37I mean, we just never done that before.
00:15:42It's hot.
00:15:43Sorry, I'm gonna get your washcloth.
00:15:45Love you.
00:15:46Love you too.
00:15:54Yeah.
00:16:08I know.
00:16:11I know.
00:16:15I know.
00:17:17Swingers, do people use the word swinger anymore?
00:17:19Siri, what percentage of couples are in an open relationship?
00:17:22Do you think Siri can answer that question?
00:17:23Bloomstein and Schwartz found that 15% of married couples share in agreements that allows for extramarital sex.
00:17:2915%?
00:17:29I'm legit impressed.
00:17:30And that's an average, I'm assuming.
00:17:31I bet that within the greater metropolitan area, it's like way higher.
00:17:33I mean, this place is fuck city.
00:17:36Poor Margo.
00:17:36Yeah, it's so wrong.
00:17:38I just wish we could hear what they were saying to each other.
00:17:45Huh.
00:17:47Huh, brother?
00:17:48Hmm.
00:17:49Sibling.
00:17:50What?
00:17:51Nothing.
00:17:52Journey, you just said, huh.
00:17:53Like, huh, I just had a thought that would be relevant to this conversation.
00:17:55So, when Tommy and I were in college, he used to have this huge crush on this super cute lit major named Kylie.
00:18:03All these dorks wanted to get with her, but none of them had the balls to, you know, actually talk to her.
00:18:07Please continue.
00:18:08One night I went over to smoke weed and watch Deep Blue Sea.
00:18:11That's one does.
00:18:11And I discovered they figured out how to jerry-rig a laser pointer into a long-range microphone so that we could all low-key listen in on Kylie's private conversations in hopes that she would miraculously be confessing her love for one of them.
00:18:22Oh, dear.
00:18:22You were an accomplice to this?
00:18:24No.
00:18:25Maybe.
00:18:25Okay, it was his idea, and he mastermined the whole thing after watching a tutorial on YouTube.
00:18:30What happened?
00:18:31Nothing.
00:18:31Um, we turned it on.
00:18:32Nope.
00:18:33And the instant we got signal, everybody was crushed because from the moaning and the giggling, it became immediately apparent that Kylie and her roommate were having a naked tickle party.
00:18:41It was Seth Gildenstein.
00:18:42Gildenstein?
00:18:43Gildenstein, yeah.
00:18:43Kylie was in the 15%.
00:18:45But a trivia note on Seth Gildenstein, never was he seen in a pair of shoes.
00:18:48Like, he only ever wore rollerblades.
00:18:49Yeah, and still somehow got laid.
00:18:51Laid a lot.
00:18:51Enough about Seth's choice of footwear.
00:18:54How does this laser pointer thingy work?
00:18:59Okay, class, large picture windows, just like this one, when you make a noise, they vibrate.
00:19:04Like, right now, this is vibrating from the sound of my voice.
00:19:06So, if you shine a laser through it, what do you think happens to the beam?
00:19:10It also vibrates.
00:19:11Gold star for you, exactly.
00:19:12The little dot of the laser wiggles from the vibrations.
00:19:15And if you can capture the pattern of the wiggling, you can translate that into waveforms you can actually see.
00:19:19Why haven't we done this yet?
00:19:20Well, Pippa, it's probably illegal.
00:19:22And B, we can't.
00:19:24I mean, if we shine a laser into their apartment, it terminates.
00:19:26There's no way to capture the vibrations from across the street.
00:19:29In order to do that, we'd have to bounce the beam back here.
00:19:31What?
00:19:32Unless we sneak into Brett's studio and perfectly place a mirror behind his window, we're out of luck.
00:19:37There's a satyr in their apartment.
00:19:39Brett's...
00:19:39You know, the satyr, the Roman fertility spirit?
00:19:42Look.
00:19:42I have a bad idea.
00:20:03I cannot believe we're doing this right now.
00:20:06This is exactly what I'm talking about.
00:20:08Future us is gonna be so impressed.
00:20:09Yeah, what present tense means is freaking the fuck out.
00:20:11Present tense you is also sober.
00:20:12True.
00:20:12What's the worst thing that could happen?
00:20:14Let's go.
00:20:44Let's go.
00:21:14Let's go.
00:21:44Let's go.
00:22:14Let's go.
00:22:44Hey.
00:22:45Nice costume.
00:22:46Straight fire, Margo.
00:22:48How's everyone doing over here?
00:22:49Can I get a hit of that?
00:22:51Thanks, Zara.
00:22:55Well, make yourselves an arm.
00:22:57Su casa es mi casa.
00:22:58She could have dressed as any of the Tenenbaums, but no, Margo.
00:23:06So how do we do chicken?
00:23:07Mission accomplished.
00:23:09Yes, that's what I like to hear.
00:23:10All right.
00:23:11All right, ready?
00:23:15Copy.
00:23:15Okay.
00:23:16So, you're looking for a little green dot.
00:23:19Tell me you need to move it up or down or whatever.
00:23:21I don't see it.
00:23:22Well, it's there somewhere.
00:23:22I know, but I don't see it.
00:23:24Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off.
00:23:26What?
00:23:26It's a little longer.
00:23:27They were going to think they were going to get assassinated.
00:23:28Okay, start lower.
00:23:31Okay.
00:23:33Okay, go right.
00:23:34A little more.
00:23:35Okay, stop.
00:23:35And now go up.
00:23:37A little higher.
00:23:39A little more and stop.
00:23:41Okay, now what?
00:23:42Now, we hope that the angle of the mirror bounced it back here somewhere.
00:23:46This isn't the most scientific of methods.
00:23:49Hold on.
00:23:55Oh.
00:23:58I am so impressed right now.
00:24:08Ah!
00:24:17Wait, wait.
00:24:18They sound like the teachers from Charlie Brown.
00:24:42Before you go into the bathroom with some woman.
00:24:44Do you have fun of everybody?
00:24:48You're fucking stupid!
00:24:50Do you people come to see you?
00:24:53Did you?
00:24:53Hello?
00:24:54Hi?
00:24:54I don't think I'm having a nice conversation.
00:24:57Okay.
00:24:57All right, fine.
00:24:57You really want to do it now?
00:24:58Yeah.
00:24:59Tell me the truth.
00:25:00Do you still love me?
00:25:01Oh, fuck you.
00:25:02What?
00:25:03Do you?
00:25:04How?
00:25:05How, sir?
00:25:05How are you getting...
00:25:06Do you still love me?
00:25:07Don't do that.
00:25:10Don't do that.
00:25:10I think you want to leave me, but you haven't got the fucking balls to do it.
00:25:14So you come up with all these ridiculous excuses just to try and make it my fault and not yours.
00:25:17No.
00:25:18No, no, no.
00:25:18I saw you.
00:25:19You know, I shouldn't even have to explain myself.
00:25:21You're supposed to trust me.
00:25:22You really think that I would fuck someone in our apartment?
00:25:24Is that what you think of me?
00:25:25I thought...
00:25:26I saw you.
00:25:27You thought what?
00:25:27I get it, I get it.
00:25:28You're insecure about my work.
00:25:29I get it.
00:25:29That makes sense.
00:25:30Okay?
00:25:30You've told me a hundred times, but without my work, who's going to pay for all this?
00:25:33Are you?
00:25:33I'm not.
00:25:34Huh?
00:25:34Your income goes to pass?
00:25:35I mean, if you get divorced, I don't want you going back.
00:25:38Whoa, whoa.
00:25:39I don't want a divorce.
00:25:41I...
00:25:41No.
00:25:43It's not important to stop thinking about the divorce.
00:25:44I'm trying my best.
00:25:45I'm really trying.
00:25:46What else can I do?
00:25:48How long am I supposed to pull up with this?
00:25:51I'm sorry.
00:25:52If you're sorry, you change.
00:25:54I will.
00:25:54I will.
00:25:55Will you?
00:25:55That's all.
00:25:55Will you?
00:25:56Huh?
00:25:56Will you?
00:25:57Will you change?
00:25:58Yes.
00:25:59You will?
00:25:59Yes.
00:26:00Okay, so did I fuck someone tonight?
00:26:01No.
00:26:02No?
00:26:02Was someone sucking my cock?
00:26:04No.
00:26:04No, they won't.
00:26:04Do you still love me?
00:26:05Yes.
00:26:06Then stop acting like such a fucking cock.
00:26:08Come on, sir.
00:26:09No.
00:26:34Are you okay?
00:26:36A.R.'s.
00:26:37I think I'm coming down with something.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:40There's a nasty hangover going through Montreal right now.
00:26:51Hey, Pipsqueak?
00:26:52Can you come here for a sec?
00:26:53Hello.
00:26:54How may I help you?
00:27:07Yeah.
00:27:07Hi.
00:27:08I'm just looking for some new glasses.
00:27:11Pippa is the best at picking out frames.
00:27:13Really?
00:27:13Did she bring her prescription?
00:27:15No.
00:27:15I actually haven't had my eyes checked in like a few years.
00:27:17It might have changed.
00:27:18Pippa, you could squeeze her in before you're 2.30, right?
00:27:22An eye exam.
00:27:23Oh, that would be great.
00:27:25Uh, sure.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28Um, I'm Julia, by the way.
00:27:31Pippa, nice to meet you.
00:27:32Nice to meet you.
00:27:32I, F, O, Z.
00:27:39Uh, P?
00:27:41Oh, could be another F.
00:27:44I can't tell.
00:27:46Uh, here.
00:27:49A or B?
00:27:53Could I say that again?
00:27:55A or B?
00:27:59They look exactly the same to me.
00:28:01Is that okay?
00:28:03You have terrible vision.
00:28:05But most people's vision sucks.
00:28:08That's how I have a job.
00:28:10I'm going to look at the surface of your eye
00:28:12to see if there's any imperfections.
00:28:13Just put your chin right there.
00:28:16You want to see a bright light for a second?
00:28:31Good.
00:28:38Want to come in close to now?
00:28:39Good.
00:28:44Look up.
00:28:47Left.
00:28:48Good.
00:28:50Right.
00:28:51Good.
00:28:52Once again.
00:29:03So indecisive.
00:29:04What do you think?
00:29:05Well, those are definitely more sexy librarian.
00:29:10Sexy librarian?
00:29:10Yeah, like,
00:29:11Meet me in the stacks, big boy.
00:29:13Let's read the latest Emma Straub novel together.
00:29:15Where these, they're more femme fatale.
00:29:18Like,
00:29:19I'm going to bang Dookie Hauser than Slitter's Thrill.
00:29:21Oh, my God.
00:29:22Do you think I can pull these off?
00:29:23Of course you can.
00:29:24The great thing about new glasses is
00:29:27you've got to decide who you want to be.
00:29:28Well, okay.
00:29:29These ones remind me of my barista.
00:29:31So,
00:29:32I guess
00:29:33I am the femme fatale.
00:29:35I think you might be.
00:29:38They really are so you.
00:29:40Hey,
00:29:41um,
00:29:42this might sound weird.
00:29:45Maybe this is awkward.
00:29:46Um,
00:29:46would you ever want to get
00:29:48a cup of coffee sometime or something?
00:29:50Is that weird?
00:29:51No.
00:29:52Are you sure?
00:29:53No, I'd,
00:29:54I'd love that.
00:29:55I mean,
00:29:55I know we just met,
00:29:56but you seem cool.
00:29:59Well, uh,
00:30:00can I have your number?
00:30:01Yeah,
00:30:02myself.
00:30:03Awesome.
00:30:04Um,
00:30:04well,
00:30:05some friends of mine,
00:30:05opened a spa this weekend.
00:30:06Maybe we could check that out
00:30:07or something.
00:30:08I'll call you.
00:30:09Yeah,
00:30:09that sounds amazing.
00:30:11Bye.
00:30:12Bye.
00:30:15Mom,
00:30:16what's wrong?
00:30:29Whether it's your birthday,
00:30:30anniversary,
00:30:30or any old Tuesday,
00:30:31there's always a reason to celebrate.
00:30:33So don't let ED ruin your party.
00:30:35ask your doctor
00:30:35if your heart is healthy enough
00:30:36or something.
00:30:36Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough.
00:30:48Oh, my God.
00:30:49It's good to face anything.
00:30:51It's your face.
00:30:51It's not properly ready, okay?
00:30:53I mean,
00:30:53I'd love to go down here.
00:30:54What?
00:30:55What did you just say?
00:30:56Try this.
00:30:57Put your arms on the top.
00:30:58That's it.
00:30:58Hold it.
00:30:59You already.
00:31:00Come on.
00:31:00Oh,
00:31:00we just both have our shirts off
00:31:02and everything is fine
00:31:03and completely professional.
00:31:06Oh,
00:31:07jeez wheeze.
00:31:08Can you take it down enough?
00:31:09Okay.
00:31:10Got it.
00:31:12Dave,
00:31:12good face.
00:31:13It's a trap!
00:31:13You're genuinely shocked.
00:31:14I thought you were being serious.
00:31:16No,
00:31:16no,
00:31:18no,
00:31:19no,
00:31:19no,
00:31:19too touchy.
00:31:20Get your big-ass necklace
00:31:21and get out of there,
00:31:22girl.
00:31:22No,
00:31:22it's a charge point.
00:31:23You usually charge.
00:31:26Oh,
00:31:26yeah,
00:31:26usually it's a charge.
00:31:27I'd like to see you.
00:31:27I'll be here for you.
00:31:29Oh,
00:31:29my God.
00:31:31Well,
00:31:31I appreciate that.
00:31:32Look,
00:31:33come on,
00:31:33what's the issue?
00:31:34Come on,
00:31:35bruh.
00:31:36Look,
00:31:36you can go sit on the metro
00:31:37and wonder what it would have been like
00:31:38if you stayed,
00:31:39or
00:31:39you can stay for 30 minutes.
00:31:43I mean,
00:31:43if you come out,
00:31:43I'll get a new episode.
00:31:44That's all possible.
00:31:45What?
00:31:45What?
00:31:46This can't actually work.
00:31:52Oh,
00:31:53feels good,
00:32:06right?
00:32:14What?
00:32:15Uh-huh.
00:32:16What?
00:32:16Yeah.
00:32:17What?
00:32:17Shut up.
00:32:18I know!
00:32:19Did you talk to her?
00:32:20If I heard you mean Julia,
00:32:22then yeah.
00:32:23Julia.
00:32:23But dude,
00:32:24I know what the inside of her oculus looks like.
00:32:26Of all the eye clinics in the world.
00:32:27She walks into mine.
00:32:29And,
00:32:29what's even crazier,
00:32:30we totally hit it off,
00:32:31and we're gonna hang out this weekend.
00:32:32This is crazy.
00:32:34To be honest,
00:32:34I think that she just needs a friend.
00:32:36Someone to talk to about her
00:32:37super unhealthy relationship.
00:32:39Uh,
00:32:39yeah,
00:32:40I saw him today.
00:32:41He,
00:32:41he kind of took advantage of this girl.
00:32:43What?
00:32:43He screwed someone while she was with me?
00:32:45Uh,
00:32:46technically oral,
00:32:46but it was not cool.
00:32:49So,
00:32:49I don't know.
00:32:50I was thinking,
00:32:51and I think maybe this isn't good for us.
00:32:53Yeah,
00:32:53I agree.
00:32:54It felt weird not telling her.
00:32:55Yeah,
00:32:55but it feels weird to be spying on our neighbors,
00:32:57right?
00:32:57I mean,
00:32:58sneaking around,
00:32:59keeping our lights off so they don't see us.
00:33:00You're not really seeing her this weekend,
00:33:01are you?
00:33:02If I was cheating on you,
00:33:03wouldn't you want to know?
00:33:05I don't know that I would.
00:33:06I don't love that you keep going to these hypothetical places.
00:33:08But it's not hypothetical here.
00:33:10That asshole is being totally unfaithful,
00:33:12and we know that.
00:33:12So now I have the moral responsibility to do the right thing.
00:33:16Okay,
00:33:16hey,
00:33:16hey,
00:33:17hey,
00:33:17hey,
00:33:17hey,
00:33:18babe.
00:33:19When we decided to move in together,
00:33:21I was excited about you and me taking this step.
00:33:24I get that you're trying to do the right thing.
00:33:25I get it,
00:33:26but let's get back to us.
00:33:29Maybe I could just tell her this weekend.
00:33:38Am I not enough for you?
00:33:40I promise I will rip the band-aid off
00:33:41and be done.
00:33:42Who knows?
00:33:43Maybe it'll give her the confidence she needs.
00:33:45Where are you going?
00:33:46I'm gonna get a drink.
00:33:47But we were just...
00:33:47HIPPA,
00:33:48she doesn't need to be saved.
00:33:49She doesn't need to be saved by you.
00:33:51This is straight up none of your business.
00:33:53Thomas.
00:34:02Hello?
00:34:04Hello?
00:34:05Baby,
00:34:06I'm talking to you.
00:34:07Yeah?
00:34:11Hmm?
00:34:11Me?
00:34:12Me?
00:34:18Feeling glooming all day
00:34:20because of our little spot last night
00:34:22and
00:34:23I really didn't know what happened.
00:34:26I was kind of hoping I could make it up to you.
00:34:30Baby.
00:34:31Mm-hmm.
00:34:33Um,
00:34:33just relax,
00:34:37will you?
00:34:37I...
00:34:38I am...
00:34:39I am relaxed.
00:34:39You're not relaxed.
00:34:40I am relaxed.
00:34:41Mm-hmm.
00:34:41I'm just not really in the mood.
00:34:43Are you okay?
00:34:45Are you sure I can't convince you?
00:34:47You could do about the only stuff.
00:34:50The reason for you is just...
00:34:52just not to know you, okay?
00:34:54I forgive you.
00:34:55But I said no.
00:34:55I do.
00:34:56I do.
00:34:56Oh my god, I so need this.
00:35:24I kind of had a rough week.
00:35:26Let's go.
00:35:27You seem to really love your job.
00:35:32I do.
00:35:33I don't know.
00:35:34I had the realization the other day that I really like ophthalmology, like it just makes
00:35:40sense to my brain.
00:35:41You're really good at it.
00:35:43But I'm going to be doing it for the rest of my life and I finally achieved the one thing
00:35:48that I've worked years and years to do and in the process I kind of killed off all possibilities
00:35:54of something else.
00:35:55Yeah.
00:35:56It's like when you're so obsessed with something that you forget to pick your head up and look
00:35:59around and go, oh wait, what am I even doing?
00:36:03But you're too far down the rabbit hole.
00:36:08Yeah.
00:36:09I have the opposite problem with you.
00:36:12And what do you do?
00:36:13And what do you do?
00:36:14I'm kind of trying to figure that out.
00:36:17I was a model.
00:36:18I was a model.
00:36:19Oh my god.
00:36:20I say that like I'm embarrassed about it.
00:36:21I was a model, but I'm not anymore.
00:36:22What do you mean?
00:36:23It's complicated.
00:36:24I guess it's hard to find deeper meaning in your work when your job is to force up a smile
00:36:30every day for the world to decide whether you're sexy enough.
00:36:32I mean, even though you feel numb and objectified, you're addicted because your sense of self-worth
00:36:39is all wrapped up in it.
00:36:41I decided that my second nervous breakdown would be my last.
00:36:46I walked away.
00:36:48Now I'm looking at the rest of my life and I'm so lost.
00:36:51But you could do anything.
00:36:54What's holding you back?
00:36:56Honestly, myself, I have like 8,000 interests and zero skills.
00:37:01Come on, that's not true.
00:37:02Seriously, I didn't go to college.
00:37:04I can barely type.
00:37:05I just bought this wireless printer and it took me literally forever to figure out how it works.
00:37:08Yeah, well, on the plus side, you don't have any students.
00:37:10On mine aside, I don't have a career.
00:37:13My husband, he got me this job working at this fancy pants photo studio.
00:37:18And it's cool.
00:37:19I get to travel around for gallery openings and such and it's neat.
00:37:22But it's not my raison d'être.
00:37:40What are you waiting for?
00:37:41What's your husband?
00:37:42What's he doing?
00:37:43Oh, his name's Sebastian.
00:37:44Oh, Seth.
00:37:45What's up?
00:37:46He's a photographer.
00:37:47Like, a real one.
00:37:48Kind of a name in that world, actually.
00:37:49He's a genius.
00:37:50I mean, I know people throw that word around a lot, but he really is one.
00:37:53Did you guys meet through work?
00:37:54We might have slept together after a shoot.
00:37:55Usually when that would happen, it was just another exotic flavor for them to try, but
00:37:57Seth, he loves me.
00:37:58Sounds like a catch.
00:37:59Oh, and he's incredibly in bed, so.
00:38:00Yeah.
00:38:01Oh, she's pretty quiet, so I'm gonna have him see him all the time.
00:38:04See why?
00:38:05Oh, my husband.
00:38:06That's my husband.
00:38:07Oh, Seth.
00:38:08He's a photographer, like a real one.
00:38:09Kind of a name in that world, actually.
00:38:10He's a genius.
00:38:11I mean, I know people throw that word around a lot, but he really is one.
00:38:13Did you guys meet through work?
00:38:14We might've slept together after a shoot.
00:38:16Usually when that would happen, it was just another exotic flavor for them to try.
00:38:21But, Seth, he loves me.
00:38:25Sounds like a catch.
00:38:26Oh, and he's like, incredibly in bed, so.
00:38:28in bed, so.
00:38:31I must be all sunshine resistant, huh?
00:38:33Yeah.
00:38:35I mean, he's an artist, so he's eccentric.
00:38:40That comes with a certain baggage.
00:38:43But without him, I don't know what I'd do with my life.
00:38:48He's all I've got.
00:38:58Are you okay, Margot?
00:39:11Who's Margot?
00:39:13Julia.
00:39:15I'm so sorry, I know your name.
00:39:16Margot, that is so funny, because I just had this Halloween...
00:39:20Anyway, my husband is just a complex individual, is all.
00:39:25We should meet him sometime.
00:39:26Yeah.
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:29Let me tell you that, seriously.
00:39:30Yeah, I know, I'll tell you that.
00:39:31Hi.
00:40:17No.
00:40:17Let's go.
00:40:47Let's go.
00:41:17Let's go.
00:41:47Let's go.
00:42:17Let's go.
00:42:47Let's go.
00:43:17Let's go.
00:43:47Let's go.
00:43:48Let's go.
00:43:49Yeah.
00:43:50Let's go.
00:43:51Pippa!
00:43:52Thomas!
00:43:53What are you doing?
00:43:54No.
00:43:55No.
00:43:56Tom, you don't understand.
00:43:57I'm really worried.
00:43:58Worried about what?
00:43:59You can't agree with me.
00:44:00I'll stay up to you later.
00:44:01Good night.
00:44:02Good night.
00:44:03Yeah, I'm real worried too.
00:44:04Why are you acting so ridiculous?
00:44:06What did you do?
00:44:07What did you do?
00:44:15What did you do?
00:44:16Pippa, what did you do?
00:44:18I told her.
00:44:19I told her.
00:44:27I told her.
00:44:28I had to.
00:44:29Look at her.
00:44:39Look at her.
00:44:40Look at her.
00:44:41I know you think this is wrong.
00:44:42It is wrong.
00:44:43I couldn't just sit back and watch.
00:44:44You didn't need to watch, Pippa.
00:44:45We both decided to peer in on them.
00:44:47We both did that, so it's not my fault that we discovered this.
00:44:49Wait, what is she doing?
00:44:50It was your idea in the first place.
00:44:51Pippa, give me those.
00:45:00Oh my God.
00:45:02Is she?
00:45:06Thomas, what do we do?
00:45:08Jesus, are we gonna watch this woman stab this man?
00:45:10I'm calling the cops.
00:45:11No, you can't call the cops.
00:45:12I'm calling the cops.
00:45:13We're about to watch a murder that you instigated.
00:45:14I didn't tell her to kill anyone.
00:45:15Don't call the police.
00:45:16Then what do we do, Pippa?
00:45:17I don't know!
00:45:23Move!
00:45:44Fuck!
00:45:45I wish we had another room.
00:45:54Fuck!
00:45:55I wish we had another room.
00:46:14I wish we had another room.
00:46:15I wish we had another room.
00:46:16I wish we had another room.
00:46:17I wish we had another room.
00:46:18Say what.
00:46:19When?
00:46:20When?
00:46:21Tell me this.
00:46:22Yeah?
00:46:23You have every right in the world to be one of me.
00:46:24I am.
00:46:25I am.
00:46:26I'm disappointed.
00:46:27You know?
00:46:28Yeah.
00:46:29I know.
00:46:30I want to know that I can trust you.
00:46:31You can.
00:46:32I want to feel like I'm enough for you.
00:46:33You are.
00:46:34You are.
00:46:35I want to know that I can trust you.
00:46:36You can.
00:46:37I want to feel like I'm enough for you.
00:46:38You are.
00:46:39I'm done.
00:46:40I will throw away the binoculars.
00:46:41I will throw away the binoculars.
00:46:42I am.
00:46:43I am.
00:46:44I'm disappointed.
00:46:45You know?
00:46:46Yeah.
00:46:47I know.
00:46:48I want to know that I can trust you.
00:46:49You can.
00:46:50I want to feel like I'm enough for you.
00:46:51You are.
00:46:52I'm done.
00:46:53I will throw away the binoculars.
00:46:56I-I will not see her again.
00:46:57I'm sorry.
00:46:58No good.
00:46:59No good.
00:47:01No good.
00:47:04No good.
00:47:18No good.
00:47:21No good.
00:47:24No good.
00:47:25I'm going to get a hug.
00:47:29Yes.
00:47:33I love you.
00:47:35I love you, too.
00:47:46No.
00:47:47What?
00:47:49No.
00:47:51What are you doing?
00:47:52No, no, no, no.
00:47:55Oh, my God.
00:48:03No.
00:48:05What do we do?
00:48:14Tom.
00:48:17I have to go.
00:48:19Wait, what?
00:48:20I can't be here.
00:48:21Where are you going?
00:48:22No, no, no.
00:48:23Stay with my sisters.
00:48:24I just can't be here.
00:48:25Tom.
00:48:25Thomas, you can't go.
00:48:27No.
00:48:28Thomas, please, you can't go.
00:48:29I need you right now.
00:48:30No, no, I can't be with you.
00:48:31Thomas, please.
00:48:31I told you we needed to stop, but no, you were a goddamn sense of self-righteousness.
00:48:34You just had to go and do that.
00:48:35Thomas, I'm really scared and I need you.
00:48:37Please don't go.
00:48:38I love you.
00:48:39If you loved me, you would have listened to me.
00:48:40How was I supposed to know what was going to happen?
00:48:41Like, what am I supposed to do?
00:48:42There's nothing you can't do.
00:48:43Pippa, she's dead because of you.
00:48:46You ended that fucking woman's life.
00:48:48You did that.
00:48:49I don't even know you anymore.
00:48:50Stop.
00:48:53We're done.
00:48:54It's over.
00:48:56Thomas!
00:48:57Hi, uh, that's Peppa from La Optique.
00:49:14Yeah, your glasses came in.
00:49:16Open until sex.
00:49:17Mm-hmm.
00:49:31Hi.
00:49:32You haven't reached Julia, but if you're feeling quaint, please leave a voicemail.
00:49:44Beep.
00:49:44Uh, hi.
00:49:47Uh, Julia, it's, it's, it's Pippa, the optimaatrist.
00:49:51Um, I just, I wanted to let you know.
00:49:55I wanted to let you know.
00:49:59Uh, your glasses are ready?
00:50:00Uh, you can...
00:50:02Uh, I'm really sorry.
00:50:04I'm so sorry.
00:50:04I didn't know.
00:50:06If I would have known, I would have never done that.
00:50:07I'm so sorry.
00:50:08I don't know why.
00:50:08I don't know why.
00:50:09What happened?
00:50:10Uh, I'm so sorry.
00:50:12Uh, I'm so sorry.
00:50:15Uh, I'm so sorry.
00:50:15Uh, I'm sorry.
00:53:21You don't mind if I say I do?
00:53:23I'll move when you're Tinder hook-up arrives.
00:53:26No, I don't mind.
00:53:27Hello, stranger.
00:53:31I'm trying to work something out.
00:53:34Can I ask you a question?
00:53:36Um, yeah, sure.
00:53:39It's a personal question.
00:53:39Do you watch pornography?
00:53:43Um, excuse me?
00:53:47Porn.
00:53:48Do you watch it?
00:53:49Not frequently, no.
00:53:51But on occasion.
00:53:53Maybe.
00:53:54Right.
00:53:54Most people watch porn all the time.
00:53:56Husbands, wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, lovers, moms, dads, pets, everyone.
00:54:00Everyone watches porn.
00:54:02Now, I bet you there's a dozen people on this block jerking off the porn right this very second.
00:54:05People in very serious relationships.
00:54:08And it doesn't matter, right?
00:54:10Can I ask you another question?
00:54:11You ever been in a serious relationship?
00:54:14Yeah.
00:54:15And did your boyfriend or girlfriend?
00:54:18His boyfriend.
00:54:19Did your boyfriend ever masturbate?
00:54:21Um, probably.
00:54:23He did.
00:54:24Did you?
00:54:25Maybe.
00:54:26And did this simple act change the love you had for him?
00:54:29No.
00:54:30It didn't.
00:54:31Why is that?
00:54:31I don't know.
00:54:32Because it's meaningless.
00:54:32Exactly.
00:54:34And tell me this.
00:54:34What's the difference between your vibrator and a human penis?
00:54:37How do you know I have a vibrator?
00:54:38Because you're a woman.
00:54:40A vibrator doesn't have feelings.
00:54:43A vibrator isn't connected to a brain.
00:54:44I would argue that most penises aren't connected to a brain.
00:54:46A vibrator isn't connected to a soul.
00:54:48Well, I don't know about you.
00:54:49I've had plenty of sex that was just as meaningless, if not more meaningless, than masturbation.
00:54:52The only difference is it's just more fun having sex with a person than it is with your hand.
00:54:56Not everyone agrees with you.
00:55:01No.
00:55:02They don't.
00:55:05They're not how much you fucking love them.
00:55:14Sorry, I'm just, um, I'm going through the most difficult, um, separation of my life right now.
00:55:27And, um, I know I could be a bit blind.
00:55:30I'm sorry.
00:55:31It's okay.
00:55:32Thanks.
00:55:33Thanks.
00:55:49The ass and his masters.
00:55:51Say what?
00:55:52The ass and his masters.
00:55:53It's a fable.
00:55:54You just made me think of it.
00:55:55The ass referring to a donkey, in this case.
00:55:58Story goes, this donkey, he's owned by an herb farmer who doesn't feed him well.
00:56:02He has to work in this garden all day long, and he's starving, so he goes to this god, Jupiter.
00:56:06And he's like, hey, man, can I please get a new master?
00:56:09I'm starving over here.
00:56:10And Jupiter's feeling really gracious, so he's like, sure thing, wish granted.
00:56:13And the next day, the donkey he has sold to a potter.
00:56:16Great.
00:56:16Life must be peaches and cream now, right?
00:56:18Wrong.
00:56:18It's the worst job a donkey could have.
00:56:20He's fed well, but now he has to carry these super heavy bricks to and fro all day.
00:56:23So, he goes to Jupiter again, and he's like, hey, Jupiter, I really need another master, please.
00:56:28Jupiter's like, whoa, slow your roll, man.
00:56:30I'm only going to do this one more time.
00:56:32Are you sure?
00:56:33And donkey's like, I got this pain in my back, and it won't go away.
00:56:35There's no such thing as Advil yet.
00:56:37Please just do me this favor.
00:56:38So, the next day, the donkey is sold again to a leather tanner, who hangs donkey, bleeds him out,
00:56:45skins him, and turns him into a pair of sandals.
00:56:49Moral of the story, he who finds discontentment in one place is unlikely to find happiness in another.
00:56:57You know why he still wrote that fable?
00:57:01I just said to show that the grass isn't greener.
00:57:05No.
00:57:07You wrote it for his slaves, so when they're feeling down, they can tell each other that story and make themselves feel better.
00:57:12When in reality, you're just deeply, deeply repressed.
00:57:22Wouldn't it be strange if I asked to take your picture?
00:57:23Watch out for broken gloves.
00:57:45I had a little accident.
00:57:49It's a nice place.
00:57:50Let's break up the good stuff, shall we?
00:57:54Scossari.
00:57:55The grapes are grown under the shadow of a volcano in Italy.
00:58:00So you're a professional?
00:58:03Sure.
00:58:04You know, my latest exhibition opens in a few weeks.
00:58:15You should come.
00:58:18Um, I'll think about it.
00:58:24Can you stand there for me?
00:58:25Turn to me.
00:58:34Those eyes.
00:58:37You sure we've done a map before?
00:58:46My hair's not really.
00:58:48No, it's good.
00:58:49Um, I don't know what I'm doing.
00:58:52Just do whatever I tell you to do and it'll be perfect.
00:58:57Put your left hand on your shoulder.
00:59:00Head down.
00:59:02You look so kind.
00:59:05Close to me.
00:59:06Is that okay?
00:59:13No, it's just this jumper.
00:59:16What's your bra on the cloak?
00:59:18Subtle.
00:59:19Look, I work with naked models pretty much every day, so I forget it's out of the ordinary.
00:59:24But if you're not comfortable, it's cool.
00:59:25Um, no, it's, it's, it's fine.
00:59:31Um, just like.
00:59:36Cute.
00:59:38Mind if I snap of you?
00:59:38Uh, let me.
00:59:54Oh, I wasn't afraid of you.
00:59:56I tend to take my best pictures when you least expect it.
01:00:04Now I...
01:00:04What about your underwear?
01:00:23Turn away from me.
01:00:26Okay.
01:00:27You got a magnificent body.
01:00:32Nice to me.
01:00:32Chin up slowly.
01:00:35That's it.
01:00:36Now take off your bra.
01:00:37Uh, what?
01:00:39Okay.
01:00:40I'll make it less awkward.
01:00:43What are you doing?
01:00:44What does it look like?
01:00:57Nice socks.
01:00:58Thanks.
01:00:59Thanks.
01:01:02You're welcome.
01:01:05You're welcome.
01:01:05You're welcome.
01:01:05You're welcome.
01:01:32What the fuck am I doing?
01:01:44What's wrong?
01:01:50You just, you know, you just, you just remind me of someone else's home.
01:01:56I'm so sorry.
01:01:58It's not your fault.
01:01:59You just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know
01:02:29Oh, my God.
01:02:58Stop, stop, stop.
01:03:02Go get a gun.
01:03:28Go get a gun.
01:03:58Go get a gun.
01:04:28Go get a gun.
01:04:30Go get a gun.
01:04:32Go get a gun.
01:04:36Oh, that's fucking disgusting.
01:04:52Oh, that's fucking disgusting.
01:04:54Oh.
01:04:58Here we go, guys.
01:04:59Still feeling it.
01:05:00Oh, my God.
01:05:10Oh, my God.
01:05:12Oh, my God.
01:05:22Oh, my God.
01:05:24Oh, my God.
01:05:26Oh, my God.
01:05:36Oh, my God.
01:05:38Oh, my God.
01:05:40Oh, my God.
01:05:42Oh, my God.
01:05:52Oh, my God.
01:05:54Oh, my God.
01:05:56Oh, my God.
01:05:58Oh, my God.
01:06:00Oh, my God.
01:06:02Oh, my God.
01:06:04Oh, my God.
01:06:06Oh, my God.
01:06:08Oh, my God.
01:06:10Oh, my God.
01:06:12Come on.
01:06:42Come on.
01:07:12Come on.
01:07:42Come on.
01:08:12Come on.
01:08:14Come on.
01:08:16Come on.
01:08:18Come on.
01:08:20Come on.
01:08:22Come on.
01:08:24Come on.
01:08:26Come on.
01:08:28Come on.
01:08:30Hey.
01:08:31You are so super fucked up right now.
01:08:33And you better seek therapy like tomorrow.
01:08:36You're a good person, Pippa.
01:08:38Even if it doesn't feel like that right now.
01:08:42If I'm such a good person, why do I want to see him again?
01:08:45He's like disappeared.
01:08:47I know it sounds irrational, but if I could just see him, maybe I could move on.
01:08:52That's stupid.
01:08:53I know.
01:08:54Okay.
01:08:55Well, if he's not at home, where do you think he is?
01:09:07Pippa.
01:09:08It's opening night.
01:09:10Drink?
01:09:11Sure.
01:09:12I don't think you've come.
01:09:13I came.
01:09:14This is really cool.
01:09:15I can't wait to see the photos.
01:09:16Cool.
01:09:17Yeah, it's really fucking cool.
01:09:20Are you okay?
01:09:21Drink?
01:09:27Sure.
01:09:32I don't think you come.
01:09:34I came.
01:09:35This is really cool.
01:09:38Can't wait to see the photos.
01:09:39Cool.
01:09:40Yeah, it's really fucking cool.
01:09:45Are you okay?
01:09:47That's my cue.
01:09:49Thanks for coming.
01:09:51A, thanks for introducing me.
01:09:54And B, like, not what I pictured.
01:10:07Now, before we begin,
01:10:09I should say that this particular project
01:10:11was a collaboration.
01:10:15My partner in crime on this,
01:10:17the love of my life,
01:10:19Julia Napatori.
01:10:19I don't know what I'm going to do with you, right?
01:10:23So...
01:10:23I really want to go home.
01:10:24It seems only right that she should be up here with me.
01:10:27Everyone, Julia.
01:10:30Come on.
01:10:30Hi.
01:10:43This new exhibition tells a modern fable.
01:10:48It's a tragic tale
01:10:49of a sweet young woman named Pippa.
01:10:52Pippa lives in the apartment we own
01:11:07across the way from our studio.
01:11:10When she and her boyfriend, Thomas,
01:11:11first moved in together,
01:11:12the future was bright.
01:11:13Things were downright peachy.
01:11:15Then, they got a little distracted
01:11:18by the strangers across the way.
01:11:20Us.
01:11:22They cared more
01:11:22about what was going on
01:11:24in other people's lives
01:11:24than they did their own.
01:11:26And what started out
01:11:27as a fun little hobby
01:11:28turned into a bit of an obsession.
01:11:30They gatecrashed our Halloween party
01:11:31and planted a microphone
01:11:33so they could secretly listen in
01:11:34on our conversations.
01:11:35Uh, totally illegal, by the way.
01:11:37And yet, somehow,
01:11:40Pippa decided that she was
01:11:41she was doing the right thing.
01:11:43First, this tore them apart emotionally.
01:11:45Then,
01:11:46it tore them apart forever.
01:11:55Little did she realize
01:11:56the whole time
01:11:58that they were watching us.
01:11:59Well, we were watching them.
01:12:07Pippa!
01:12:09Pippa!
01:12:11Pippa!
01:12:37Pippa!
01:12:40Pippa!
01:12:41Pippa!
01:12:41Pippa!
01:12:42Pippa!
01:13:07Oh, my God.
01:13:37Yep, those are my boobs.
01:14:02This is the place.
01:14:07This is the place.
01:14:37This is the image release form they signed.
01:14:49It's the last page of their lease.
01:14:51Plain and simple.
01:14:53Now, do I know if they actually read it?
01:14:56No.
01:14:57But that's not my responsibility.
01:14:59Let me ask you this.
01:15:01How many times this week has something popped up on your computer screen saying,
01:15:04please agree to the terms and conditions, and you've just clicked yes and not even thought twice about it?
01:15:09I mean, it's something you've grown accustomed to, no?
01:15:10But does that give you the right to, uh...
01:15:15Oh, it's tragic.
01:15:17And we both feel so horrible about it, don't we, Seb?
01:15:19Of course.
01:15:20But if anything, it's a warning.
01:15:21Because it's unprecedented, really, the access we give people into our lives today.
01:15:25It is entirely socially acceptable.
01:15:27No, socially expected for us to be able to stalk people we may or may not know in order to get a glimpse into that partially true version of their lives.
01:15:34Seb and I lived a version of our life for Pippa and Thomas to see.
01:15:37Yes, we created our own narrative and made it available for them to watch.
01:15:41We gave them front row seats.
01:15:43And they did.
01:15:45They tuned right in.
01:15:47All we had to do was watch back.
01:15:53So, uh, in addition to premiering internationally in Tokyo...
01:15:58Everywhere.
01:15:59We've sold it everywhere.
01:16:00It's a rousing success.
01:16:01We're now the toast of the art community.
01:16:02And guess what?
01:16:03We've made a disgusting amount of money in the process.
01:16:05Now, do you have anything actually interesting to ask us?
01:16:18How many times can someone be congratulated?
01:16:20Oh, your favorite.
01:16:24Scassery.
01:16:25Scassery.
01:16:27Who sent it?
01:16:30So thrilled to be featuring the voyeurs in our upcoming season.
01:16:34The Tate.
01:16:35Well, that's great.
01:16:45Baby.
01:16:46You have to get over this.
01:16:55Don't you ever feel guilty?
01:17:01No.
01:17:01There you go.
01:17:06Thanks.
01:17:08Mom?
01:17:09No.
01:17:09That's fine.
01:17:12I couldn't get over here.
01:17:13You're looking for a mariage.
01:17:18I couldn't get over here.
01:17:21I couldn't get over here.
01:17:22Mom?
01:17:23What do you think?
01:17:24I'm out?
01:17:25I let her.
01:17:26You just want me good to be Herz.
01:17:27What do you think you know, Pippa?
01:17:57We just want to talk to you!
01:18:27Please, is all this really necessary, Pippa?
01:18:46Just leave me alone.
01:18:47What is it that you're thinking of?
01:18:48I don't know.
01:18:49These are some pretty serious accusations.
01:18:51They must have come from somewhere.
01:18:54Stop fucking us around.
01:18:55I don't know.
01:19:25And then you made it look like he did it himself.
01:19:29That is a hell of a theory, Pippa.
01:19:31Do you have any proof?
01:19:33No.
01:19:34Then what were you doing here?
01:19:35You manipulated me.
01:19:38You seduced me.
01:19:41You exposed me.
01:19:43And you think you could hurt me again, but you can't.
01:19:46Because I have nothing left.
01:19:47So I just need to know this one last thing, and then you'll never see me again.
01:19:51How could you do this?
01:19:56Oh yeah, we didn't.
01:19:58It was you who told me.
01:19:59It's like when you're so obsessed with something that you forget to pick your head up, look around, and go,
01:20:05Oh wait, what am I even doing?
01:20:08But you're too far down the road.
01:20:16You too.
01:20:21Sorry.
01:20:21Julia, hey, hey, talk to me.
01:20:26What's wrong?
01:20:27What's wrong, baby?
01:20:28Come on.
01:20:29Come on.
01:20:30Baby, what?
01:20:32What did you do?
01:20:34You weigh a little bit more, so it might take a minute to kick in.
01:20:36What the fuck did you do?
01:20:42That line was a little gift from me.
01:20:48Look at me.
01:20:49Look at me!
01:20:51Take one final look.
01:20:53Because it's the last thing you're ever going to see.
01:21:06What the fuck did you do?
01:21:36Ha, ha, ha!
01:21:37Ha, ha!
01:21:38Ha, ha.
01:21:39Pas pire quand même.
01:21:43Regardes comment on voie bien.
01:21:46Tu es entraine d'espianner nos voisins?
01:21:48Mais...
01:21:50Mais, je sais que ces deux-là , qu'est-ce qu'ils font?
01:21:53Où ça?
01:21:53Juste là , chez eux.
01:21:58Mais faut vraiment que j'en fasse examiner les yeux.
01:22:00Mène toi dans de tes affaires.
01:22:06I'm all out of hope, one more bad dream could bring fall.
01:22:21When I'm far from home, don't call me on the phone
01:22:26to tell me you're alone.
01:22:29It's easy to deceive, it's easy to tease, but hard to get police.
01:22:38I'm so so busy, I'm so...
01:22:42I'm so...
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