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Charlotte and the 7 Frat Brothers ES Subtitle
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00:00Can I help you with something?
00:01I'm your new roommate.
00:02Roommate?
00:03But you're a girl.
00:04Woman.
00:05If you haven't noticed, this is a frat.
00:06It's against pan-hellenic rules for a girl to sleep over, let alone live here.
00:09I have nowhere to go.
00:10Look, she has nowhere else to go after this.
00:12She can stay.
00:12On one condition.
00:13No one touches her.
00:14I'm Wolf.
00:15You, uh, you around here?
00:17Wolf.
00:17Get the fuck away from her.
00:19Chase, what the hell?
00:21So much for no drama.
00:23Charlotte, if she's fair game, I deserve a shot.
00:25I like...
00:26She's not fair game, Everett.
00:27Obviously, I like you.
00:28A lot.
00:29It's killing me how much I like you.
00:31How much I want you.
00:32You want me?
00:33More than anything.
00:34Chase broke the rule that he made.
00:36He needs to be held accountable.
00:38Chase, care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl you called Cheerleader on steroids?
00:42Raven, don't.
00:43It's her or me.
00:45I think you're shy over me.
00:46Hey, reminder.
00:47Every second counts.
00:48Yes, chef!
00:49It's been brought to my attention that your new roommate is a girl.
00:52Charlotte Withers.
00:54Someone talked.
00:55I bet I know who.
00:56The whole frat is going to get shut down because of me.
00:58I failed you as a leader.
00:59I'm stepping down.
01:00They're quitting on us?
01:01They're quitting on us?
01:01It's a new day for a high.
01:21It's another day to drive to get by.
01:27Oh, ew.
01:28Rose.
01:29Oh, yeah.
01:30I'm feeling out every second, every hour of the day.
01:41Good morning, gorgeous.
01:43Can I help you with something?
01:45Charlotte Withers.
01:46I'm your new roommate.
01:49Roommate?
01:49But you're a girl.
01:52Woman.
01:54Look, I think you got the wrong house, babe.
01:56They called and said we'd be subletting to some guy named Charles.
01:58Charles is short for Charlotte.
02:00Misunderstanding.
02:01See, the paperwork to renew my house thing got misplaced.
02:04This thing is really heavy.
02:06You mind if we just have this discussion inside?
02:08I don't think...
02:09Great.
02:10Excuse me, guys.
02:11Sorry.
02:11Yeah, yeah.
02:13Okay.
02:15Okay.
02:17Dibs.
02:17Bro, you are so trash.
02:25I'm cheating.
02:26I got it, G.
02:28Take your L.
02:28I bet we made you.
02:30Take your L, buddy.
02:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:32I'll look at you as I'm playing.
02:34You regret that, watch this?
02:35Mm-hmm.
02:37Hitmarker, really?
02:43Yo, what the fuck?
02:44I'm in the middle of a very serious ass-kicking.
02:46Oh, man, stop it.
02:47You're not whooping shits.
02:49Now watch me cook.
02:50Look, I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you.
02:52There's no chance the press lets you stay.
02:54Mm, we'll see about that.
02:57In the meantime, how about you introduce me to my new brothers?
03:02Okay.
03:04Uh, this is Miguel and Austin.
03:05Yes, Miguel, the certified ass-topper.
03:08I'm not lying.
03:09Fuck, man.
03:10Fuck.
03:11Fuck.
03:12You were saying?
03:13Shut up, man.
03:15Uh, Tristan and Vincent are exchange students from Germany.
03:18They're still working on their English, though, so don't take their sounds personally.
03:22I'm Darren, and this...
03:23Everett.
03:24Welcome to Croakington, sweetheart.
03:26I thought this was Data Rowe.
03:28Croakington's a nickname.
03:29We're brothers only.
03:31Uh, guys, this is Charles.
03:34I guess she's...
03:36I'm your new roommate.
03:37Excuse me?
03:41Hey, Prez.
03:43Housing fucked up.
03:44This is Charles, our new sublet.
03:47Uh, Charlotte, it's nice to meet you.
03:50In case you haven't noticed, this is a frat.
03:52It's against pan-Hellenic policy for girls to sleep over, let alone live here.
03:56Wait, that's a real thing?
03:57I thought we were all just saying that so girls wouldn't try to cuddle after sex.
04:00You need to leave.
04:04I'd say pack your bags, but looks like you already got that covered.
04:09Jesus, not the waterworks.
04:11I'm sorry, I just...
04:12I have nowhere to go.
04:14My dad lives over four hours away, and I can't make this commute.
04:20Come on, Chase.
04:21She can stay one night.
04:23She can shack up with me?
04:25What do you say, Charles?
04:26Fine.
04:30Stop crying.
04:32One night.
04:33You're out tomorrow.
04:34Understand?
04:44Where's the kitchen?
04:45Oh, that's so disgusting.
05:00Seriously?
05:06You don't have a knife set?
05:08How do you cook?
05:09Ever hear of a dining hall?
05:12What about after college?
05:13I guess I'll just have to find myself a happy little homemaker like you, won't I?
05:20That doesn't go there.
05:23You think it's better?
05:24Just loose on the counter?
05:25I think it's pretty clear that when it comes to this house, you have no idea where things belong.
05:30Look at you two, bickering like an old married couple.
05:45I'm gonna...
05:46Yeah.
05:48Why don't you leave well enough alone, huh?
05:50We don't need a maid.
05:51Holy shit!
06:06No!
06:07Hallelujah!
06:13What is this?
06:16It's my way of expressing my appreciation.
06:19I know I'm putting you guys at risk by staying here, and I'm grateful.
06:24It's been a really, really tough year, so...
06:27Thank you, and...
06:29Dig in!
06:30It's panko-crusted chevra, croquettes with quince, and prosciutto da parma overshaved fennel arugula salad.
06:47Cheese balls with meat, and this crazy green thing called salad.
06:52Yeah, I'm good.
06:52You won't even try it?
06:56You think I'll do anything you say just because you bat those doe eyes at me and flounce around in that cute little apron?
07:01I wasn't trying to...
07:02Your presence here threatens the existence of our charter, and I'll put my brother's well-being over a pretty face any day.
07:08So, check out's new tomorrow.
07:10Enjoy your final supper.
07:11A closed door means occupied!
07:27Chill out, Charles. I'm not looking. I'm a gentleman.
07:30I am just grabbing my stash.
07:35Oh, yeah. Please make yourself comfortable.
07:37I will. Thank you.
07:38You know, if I have to listen to Austin argue about how a video game contest should be our philanthropy for one more minute, I will actually lose my fucking mind.
07:47Okay, you have to go.
07:48I was being sarcastic.
07:49Okay, well...
07:50Bye now.
07:50Wait, wait, wait, Charles.
07:52There's something I really wanted to tell you.
07:55Purple might be my new favorite color.
07:57Such a gentleman.
08:00Have a good night.
08:01Bye!
08:01Bye!
08:02Oh, my God.
08:06Ugh.
08:06What do you have to do tonight?
08:09What?
08:11Fuck me!
08:13Oh, shit!
08:14Did I die in my sleep and wake up in heaven?
08:17Oh, shit!
08:18Is there a damn good food?
08:21Always start your day with a real breakfast, not refined sugar.
08:25I'm looking at you, Vincent.
08:28I thought we had never left our mother in Frankfurt.
08:31The cinnamon rolls are cooling in the oven.
08:34Enjoy.
08:36Let's go!
08:38Gotta get to O.J.
08:43Oh, my God.
08:49I've never had pancakes that taste like this.
08:51Bro, this orange juice is freshly fucking squeezed.
08:56And she took out the pulp.
08:58Damn.
08:58What did my mom do that for me?
09:00Oh, just like with all my girl.
09:02I ain't serious.
09:03Okay, are we done?
09:05We still haven't settled on our philanthropy.
09:07And...
09:08Look, I still think that we could do the...
09:09Nope.
09:10We're not going to do an open mic night.
09:12Bro.
09:12You practicing your tight five doesn't count as charity.
09:14Beg to differ.
09:16Any other suggestions?
09:17I got it.
09:20Remember that TikTok I sent you?
09:22About those guys in the UK serving bachelorette parties naked?
09:24Yeah, about that.
09:25Is there something that you need to share with the group?
09:28Fuck off.
09:29No, I'm saying we serve tickets to a fancy dinner
09:31and serve it boys and buff style.
09:34I've looked into a dinner service before.
09:36It's too expensive.
09:37We can't afford to hire a chef.
09:39We already have one in the house.
09:44Chef Charlotte.
09:45Have you lost your mind?
09:46Have you tried her food?
09:48That's right, Prez.
09:49You ain't never had bacon like this.
09:51What makes you think she would help us, huh?
09:53She would if we let her stay.
09:57No.
09:58No.
09:59No way.
09:59We don't need her.
10:00Chase, come on, man.
10:01We've under-raised for philanthropy every year.
10:04We're getting fined.
10:05I'd rather get fined than lose the fret.
10:07It's against the rules.
10:08You guys want us to get our charter taken away?
10:10Am I really the only one here who gives a shit about Crokington?
10:13Why are you the only one that has a problem with this?
10:16Admin's the one that put Charles here in the first place.
10:18Right?
10:19Plus, your dad's the dean.
10:20He'll bail us out.
10:21You want to bet?
10:22Okay, then we keep it a secret.
10:24It's a win-win.
10:25We raise our shits on the money for charity,
10:26and Charlotte gets to stay.
10:29Look, she has nowhere else to go after this.
10:31It's not our problem.
10:32I said no.
10:34Fucking dictatorship again.
10:35What was that?
10:36It's a good idea, Chase.
10:37Come on, you know it is.
10:38Fine, she can stay.
10:48Let's go, Chef John.
10:50On one condition.
10:52No one touches her.
10:53I don't want us fighting over a girl.
10:56If I find out that anyone is more than just a roommate,
10:59her and that brother are out.
11:01Got it?
11:03Got it.
11:05Scout's on her.
11:05I'm going to tell you the good news.
11:06No, you stay.
11:08I'll go.
11:11You tried.
11:12You tried.
11:13But that dude, as long as he doesn't find out.
11:15Change of plans.
11:27You can stay.
11:28Wait, seriously?
11:30But I just...
11:30Rule number one.
11:31You don't tell anyone that you live here.
11:33Rule number two.
11:35You cook.
11:35Excuse me?
11:36For our philanthropy event.
11:38Every year, all the frats and sororities raise money
11:40to help kids get more access to school lunches.
11:42We want to do a dinner service, but we need a chef.
11:46Deal?
11:47Deal.
11:57Come on, I don't bite.
12:01But I do.
12:03Don't get it twisted, Charlotte.
12:05I'm not doing this for you.
12:06I'm doing this for the frat.
12:08Loud and clear, sir.
12:12Your breakfast cakes were so delicious.
12:32How I can make?
12:35Family secret.
12:35Damn, girl.
12:38I don't know if you're a milker worker or something,
12:40but that is the most he said all semester.
12:42It's a conversation here that's not so...
12:44stimulating.
12:46Oh.
12:47Okay.
12:48All right.
12:48Don't do that.
12:49Come on.
12:50What?
12:50Smile?
12:52I'm thankful, is all.
12:53You have to forgive, Chase.
12:54All he responds to is brooding.
12:56Mm.
12:57So, I'm happy to take the lead on all things kitchen,
13:08but rats live better than you boys.
13:12So, as far as the house goes, it'll be a team effort.
13:17Okay.
13:18What do you want us to do?
13:19Hmm.
13:20We're making lists.
13:25Aw.
13:25I hate that.
13:26I hate that.
13:26I hate that.
13:31This has got to go.
13:34Seriously?
13:35It's motivational.
13:41Honestly, it's kind of like Call of Duty.
13:44Let's go.
13:45I'm like a one-man army out here.
13:47Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.
13:48Okay, never mix bleach in anything ammonia-based.
13:51You'll make a chloramine gas.
13:53Seriously?
13:55Oh, sick.
13:59Not mattress on the floor.
14:02Yeah, no headboard.
14:04Let's keep breaking them.
14:06Do you need a demonstration?
14:07I need your credit card.
14:10How about I take you to dinner instead?
14:13Oh, Chase, I found some surprisingly decent curtains in storage.
14:18I can put them up for you if you like.
14:21There's another rule for you.
14:22You know what's good for you?
14:24Stay out of my room.
14:25Hmm.
14:26Trust me, that's the last place I want to be.
14:30I'm sure.
14:31Come in.
14:43Sorry I'm late.
14:45I expected as much.
14:47You've always kept your mother and I waiting.
14:50You were two weeks past your due date.
14:52Okay, I apologized.
14:53What do you want?
14:53I want you to get serious about your future, son.
14:57Have you given any more thought to Oxford?
15:00I told you I'm not interested.
15:02Do you know how many strings I pulled to get you that offer?
15:04I don't want to be an academic, Dad.
15:06I'm sorry to disappoint you yet again,
15:08but I'm not wasting another 10 to 15 years on a PhD program.
15:11Oh, so you'd rather waste four years of undergrad partying?
15:17I should never have let you join that fraternity.
15:20I want you out.
15:21I am not a child.
15:23You can't tell me what to do anymore.
15:25Maybe not.
15:26But I refuse to let you throw away your inheritance on such nonsense.
15:30You don't think I know how much money you're pulling out of your bank account
15:33and putting into this distraction?
15:35If I see so much as a charge for a six-pack,
15:40I will shut your accounts down.
15:43And in the meantime,
15:45I will urge you to give serious thought to grad school.
15:53Dismissed.
16:00I'm getting used to this whole Peter thing.
16:03I'm driving.
16:03But the sauce right here moves here.
16:05Try the regular hummus first, though.
16:13Okay, house meeting right now.
16:14That means you out.
16:16You're not a member of this house.
16:17Chase, she's out!
16:20Excuse me.
16:27The fuck was that?
16:28I'm Tegrana's president.
16:30Shut the fuck up, sauerkraut.
16:31Listen to me, boys.
16:33We've got to get serious about what we bring to campus.
16:35Everybody needs to step up.
16:36We've got to do 25% for philanthropy, plus bills and house dues.
16:40I can't keep covering this shit, okay?
16:43My dad is out for blood.
16:45He'll do anything to...
16:50Fuckin' hell.
16:53Chase.
16:55If you need help with the bills, just tell us.
16:58We're brothers.
16:59You don't have to do this alone.
17:00And it's not Charlotte's fault.
17:02This place was fucked before she even stepped foot in here.
17:06You need to go apologize.
17:07You need to go apologize.
17:07What now?
17:28You come to yell at me some more?
17:35I wanted to say I'm sorry.
17:38I had a shit day and I took it out on you.
17:41It wasn't fair.
17:44Apology accepted.
17:46You know, when I'm having a bad day, I cook.
17:49You cook every day.
17:53I've had a lot of bad days.
17:59Come here.
18:06What do I do with this?
18:07Take out that frustration.
18:11Fine.
18:15No, not like that.
18:17What?
18:17Like you mean it.
18:20Look like this.
18:23Faster.
18:25Like that?
18:25Yeah.
18:26That's perfect.
18:28Stop.
18:29Okay, okay, stop.
18:35Now try it.
18:42I think I'll pass on a salmonella.
18:44Thanks.
18:45Mr. President, I'm afraid of a little batter.
18:49Okay.
18:53Hey, babe.
18:56Well, hello there.
18:58You're the girl who's renting the room here, right?
19:01Yes.
19:02I'm Raven.
19:03Kappa Kappa President and Crokington Sweetheart.
19:05So, what's your name?
19:07So, what's your name?
19:09Charlotte.
19:10I'm almost done with this.
19:12You can have some when it's done, if you want.
19:15Is that dark chocolate?
19:18The guys hate dark chocolate.
19:20They've seemed to like it fine.
19:22I'm sure they just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
19:25Why don't we go upstairs?
19:26I have council business to discuss.
19:29I have council business to discuss.
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