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00:00:00I'm married.

00:00:01What?

00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.

00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.

00:00:08Your place, you're mine.

00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.

00:00:12Ahem.

00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.

00:00:16Sorry.

00:00:17Hey, Amelia.

00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.

00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?

00:00:25You started.

00:00:26Asshole!

00:00:27Crazy bitch!

00:00:28You told her?!

00:00:29She's my sister!

00:00:30I don't care! That violates our agreement!

00:00:32How?!

00:00:33What the fuck?!

00:00:36What?!

00:00:37Michelangelo?

00:00:38Don't walk around.

00:00:40You're such a hypocrite!

00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:00:43I fucking hate you!

00:00:45I fucking hate you more!

00:00:53How was it?

00:00:55Well...

00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:00:59Wait.

00:01:00What are you doing?

00:01:01That is an original.

00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit!

00:01:05Oh!

00:01:06Fine!

00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!

00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion!

00:01:13You're treating me like shit!

00:01:15That's from the Renaissance!

00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare!

00:01:18I tried to make this work with you!

00:01:19We signed a contract!

00:01:20For an arranged marriage!

00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:01:25You are such a simpleton!

00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

00:01:28Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat!

00:01:29I tried to get along with you!

00:01:30You brought this on to yourself!

00:01:31I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:01:32Right back at you!

00:01:33I fucking hate you!

00:01:34I fucking hate you more!

00:01:43I hate you.

00:01:44I fucking hate you more!

00:02:06So, you were arrested.

00:02:09Again.

00:02:10To be fair, we thought I was leaving. We'll just swim there.

00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.

00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.

00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.

00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.

00:02:33Good boy.

00:02:35Oh!

00:02:40Come on, Gucci. Let's go.

00:02:43Hey, Amelia.

00:02:45Hey, James.

00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.

00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.

00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.

00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.

00:03:09I make my own money.

00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.

00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.

00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.

00:03:18That means free underwear for life.

00:03:20For life.

00:03:22Some parents would be proud.

00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.

00:03:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.

00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?

00:03:37Hmm.

00:03:39All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?

00:03:41And don't be late.

00:03:44Bye, Dad.

00:03:45Excuse me.

00:04:02Ew.

00:04:04I know, my Gucci.

00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?

00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?

00:04:14I do a million.

00:04:17Good one, Romulus.

00:04:34These are great.

00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.

00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?

00:04:41No problem.

00:04:42Cool.

00:04:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.

00:04:50Hi.

00:04:52I'm Michelangelo.

00:04:54Chantal.

00:04:55Nice to meet you.

00:04:57I couldn't notice how hot you are.

00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere...

00:05:04Hold that thought.

00:05:07Hey, Dad.

00:05:08Where the hell were ya?

00:05:11Dad, I'm in a photo shoot.

00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.

00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.

00:05:18I can meet him later.

00:05:19Ah, Sue Layton's back on the plane again.

00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.

00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.

00:05:27You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.

00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.

00:05:33You interned. You went to business school.

00:05:36You have potential, okay?

00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?

00:05:39Well, you're gonna have to prove it.

00:05:41Cause so far...

00:05:43I ain't seen the ante from you.

00:05:46Bye, Dad.

00:05:50Hey.

00:05:52You okay?

00:05:54Yeah.

00:05:56But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.

00:06:10So, it's a really rare form of cancer.

00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.

00:06:21Oh my God.

00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.

00:06:25But it's really expensive.

00:06:28And my insurance doesn't cover it.

00:06:31Don't worry about that.

00:06:33I have money saved.

00:06:35I'll find the rest. We will figure this out, okay?

00:06:37We're gonna get through this. Together.

00:06:42Yeah.

00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.

00:06:57Did you have a good walk?

00:07:01What's wrong?

00:07:05Yeah.

00:07:07I'm sorry. This...

00:07:09No, no. Forget about it.

00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.

00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.

00:07:15I have a savings.

00:07:17For my doggy daycare.

00:07:19My dream, but...

00:07:23It's only enough for one treatment.

00:07:25And who knows how many she's gonna need.

00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.

00:07:29After our parents passed,

00:07:31I would do anything for her.

00:07:32Amelia.

00:07:33I think I might know how to get you that money.

00:07:36You do?

00:07:37Hmm.

00:07:39Come back tonight.

00:07:41And, uh...

00:07:43Make something nice.

00:07:44Come on, Becky.

00:07:45Come on, Becky.

00:07:46Come on.

00:07:47Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.

00:07:50Except for the dog hair.

00:07:52Come with me.

00:07:53I have someone I want you to meet.

00:07:54Are they from Italy?

00:07:55Yes.

00:07:56Wow.

00:07:57Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.

00:07:58Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo on my side.

00:07:59I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?

00:08:00Mm-hmm.

00:08:01Yeah.

00:08:02Aren't you the cleaning lady?

00:08:03No.

00:08:04No.

00:08:05No.

00:08:06No.

00:08:07No.

00:08:08No.

00:08:09No.

00:08:10No.

00:08:11No.

00:08:12No.

00:08:13No.

00:08:14No.

00:08:15No.

00:08:16No.

00:08:17No.

00:08:18No.

00:08:19No.

00:08:20No.

00:08:21No.

00:08:22No.

00:08:23No.

00:08:25No.

00:08:26No.

00:08:27No.

00:08:28I'm a dog walker.

00:08:29Don't be so defensive.

00:08:31I wasn't.

00:08:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.

00:08:35I have some unfinished business to do.

00:08:38Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?

00:08:39I'm really happy.

00:08:40Hey, arrivederci, huh?

00:08:41Do you want to do me a favor?

00:08:43No.

00:08:44No.

00:08:45No.

00:08:46No.

00:08:47No.

00:08:48No.

00:08:49No.

00:08:50No.

00:08:51No.

00:08:52No.

00:08:53No.

00:08:54No.

00:08:55No.

00:08:56No.

00:08:57No.

00:08:59What...

00:09:02exactly?

00:09:10How does it look?

00:09:11Not half bad.

00:09:13I mean, it's fine?

00:09:15Whatever.

00:09:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?

00:09:21or not i don't feel like being your photographer all night you work for my dad you have to do what

00:09:27i say you don't look like romulus to me just a few more pictures i'm not here to update your

00:09:33tinder profile i don't need tinder i'm an underwear model my dms are flooded like florida in a hurricane

00:09:39whatever

00:09:41pour me another i told you

00:09:49see dog walker that wasn't so hard

00:10:02what the fuck this is fucking product

00:10:08oh asshole you're crazy bitch

00:10:15amelia whoa what's wrong i asked her to pour me another drink and she flipped out i'm sorry

00:10:25romulus but your son is a prick i'm gonna be leaving no no please i apologize my son he's

00:10:31just immature all right and that's why i invited you to pour forward it please all right

00:10:38just have a seat all right and i promise he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the

00:10:43night won't you son

00:10:43so emilia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment

00:10:48cancer

00:10:50and you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business

00:10:57make my own money dad

00:10:58okay i want the business

00:11:02i think we can uh make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want

00:11:09what kind of deal

00:11:11well it's nothing crazy no you two just have to get married that's all

00:11:18what

00:11:19what

00:11:22romulus

00:11:23what are you saying i can't marry the male paris hilton

00:11:26yeah and i can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living

00:11:29well at least i don't pose in my tidy whities for money

00:11:33you have to grow up before you can run out business and the best way to do that is to get

00:11:39married we're not even a match we hate each other least i do obviously i see there's something

00:11:47uncommon already look you know my wife and i we were opposites oh yeah we were like pizza

00:11:54and hawaiian pizza she sure drove me crazy when you first met

00:11:59i know you're probably thinking i'm just some old fool huh but i learned a thing or two in 70 years

00:12:06you two have chemistry

00:12:09yeah like a nuclear bomb

00:12:11as if

00:12:12romulus isn't there another way i don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life

00:12:17amelia you do want to help your sister don't you

00:12:19well you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement

00:12:24what's it going to be

00:12:30what's it going to be

00:12:35fine i'll do it for betsy

00:12:41angelo it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting

00:12:48if you're not going to agree to marry her then you're going to lose the business

00:12:54and you're also going to lose your inheritance

00:12:58what the hell dad

00:12:59fuck it fine i'll do it

00:13:04now let's just go into the office now

00:13:08the lorries have already drafted the contract

00:13:11son we're going to need some champagne

00:13:14you're in my mind

00:13:16try and make yourself look decent

00:13:18you will be engaged for a period of 30 days

00:13:24followed by a wedding planned by me

00:13:27and i'll tell you it's going to be a big one for the ages too

00:13:30i hope the holly bowl's not booked

00:13:32anyway

00:13:34you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion

00:13:38you know look there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage but

00:13:42well it can't do any good if word got out to the public right

00:13:46that's why this has to be our own secret

00:13:48are we agreed

00:13:50sure

00:13:52all right

00:13:53sign in

00:13:54salute

00:14:13to the new couple

00:14:15so

00:14:24your place or mine

00:14:26i'm not staying at a dog house

00:14:29fine

00:14:30then we'll stay at yours

00:14:32so this is michelangelo's place

00:14:44it's like a museum in here

00:14:46a michelangelo museum

00:14:48ugh

00:14:50whoa whoa what was this put it in the trash

00:15:07this isn't trash these are my sisters she's an artist

00:15:10so put them in your room

00:15:12i said you could live here not decorate

00:15:14oh i'm sorry

00:15:15is it clashing with your banana hammock

00:15:17that's man thong

00:15:18it's trademarked

00:15:20look

00:15:24i gotta go meet somebody

00:15:25if this isn't cleaned up by the time i get back

00:15:28we're throwing it all in the fireplace

00:15:28it's electric

00:15:31oh by the way

00:15:37this is gonna work

00:15:39you might want to start wearing that

00:15:41gee thanks

00:15:45welcome

00:15:45you're getting married

00:15:54shh betsy

00:15:55don't tell the whole world

00:15:57sorry amelia

00:15:59it's just

00:15:59it's not like you

00:16:02actually we're

00:16:03reserved

00:16:05safe

00:16:06like i always taught you

00:16:09well

00:16:11things change when you find out your sister has cancer

00:16:14and besides

00:16:16michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments

00:16:18so i'm okay with a quick proposal

00:16:21michelangelo

00:16:22the ninja turtle

00:16:24no

00:16:26michelangelo

00:16:27dino valino

00:16:29maybe you've heard of him

00:16:31michelangelo

00:16:32dino valino

00:16:33ssssssshhhh

00:16:38socialite animals

00:16:39like start a hundred canceled bravo shows

00:16:42how did you even meet

00:16:43his dad is one of my clients

00:16:45it's been a whirlwind of a romance

00:16:50he's so toxic

00:16:54speak of the devil

00:16:56oh yeah

00:16:59you know that's probably an old issue

00:17:02this is a doctor's office

00:17:04amelia

00:17:06betsy carlile

00:17:09doctor's ready

00:17:11we'll talk about this later

00:17:14ready to get wet baby

00:17:37we're already wet

00:17:40where did that come from

00:17:58nice place

00:18:08i love the artwork

00:18:12thanks

00:18:27finally

00:18:28oh good taste

00:18:30no i'm good

00:18:33we had plenty of dinner

00:18:35we had plenty of dinner

00:18:36far for me

00:18:36you know

00:18:41if you like it down here

00:18:42you should see the bed

00:18:44who are you

00:18:57who are you

00:18:59chantel this is

00:19:01amelia

00:19:02my roommate

00:19:04whatever

00:19:07can you guys just keep it down

00:19:08i have work

00:19:09tomorrow morning

00:19:10this is my house

00:19:12we will be as loud as we want to be

00:19:15scream at the top of our lungs

00:19:17you've got to be kidding me

00:19:20what's wrong dog walker

00:19:21he's jealous

00:19:23jealous i'm not jealous

00:19:26sweet dreams

00:19:30i can't believe he said i was jealous

00:19:38how could i ever want to be with a party boy like him

00:19:41even if he is kind of hot

00:19:43see you later

00:20:03and um

00:20:05don't worry about last night

00:20:07sorry

00:20:08i had one too many to drink it

00:20:10it won't happen again

00:20:11better not

00:20:12how's the hangover

00:20:25roomie

00:20:26not now

00:20:27my head's killing me

00:20:28we need to talk about last night

00:20:30no

00:20:30what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries

00:20:33i don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos

00:20:37monogamy wasn't in the contract

00:20:39but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage

00:20:42and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me

00:20:45fine i'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone

00:20:47my sister needs this money michelangelo

00:20:52and if the paparazzi find out about this

00:20:54then the contract is violated

00:20:56then neither of us get what we want

00:20:57yeah no shit

00:20:58yeah no shit

00:20:59i'm serious

00:21:00don't screw this up

00:21:02i've been dealing with paparazzi since i was a teenager

00:21:06i know what i'm doing

00:21:07dog walker

00:21:08and just so we're clear

00:21:10i will fuck whoever i want

00:21:12whenever i want

00:21:13whenever i want

00:21:14fine

00:21:15do whatever you want

00:21:17sorry

00:21:19it's a bit harsh

00:21:21i just really

00:21:22hung over

00:21:25that could have gone better

00:21:28hey baby

00:21:35you know you don't have to keep working amelia

00:21:38you're rich now

00:21:39i know

00:21:40i like it

00:21:41ah that's good to hear

00:21:43you know i just hope that

00:21:44your work ethic rubs off on my son

00:21:47tell me uh

00:21:48how are things going between the two of you huh

00:21:51oh

00:21:52fine

00:21:52yeah

00:21:53we're still getting to know each other

00:21:55all right

00:21:56well give him time all right

00:21:57oh and listen

00:21:59he is not as bad as tmz says all right

00:22:02look i

00:22:02i promise

00:22:03i wouldn't be so sure

00:22:05yeah

00:22:06you're right

00:22:07well we'll see you later

00:22:09yeah

00:22:10come on gucci

00:22:11come on

00:22:12bye gucci

00:22:13hey emilia

00:22:17hey jake

00:22:18gucci no

00:22:21royce

00:22:21say bad dog but

00:22:25i'm not actually mad about this

00:22:26it's to see you up close for once

00:22:29yeah

00:22:30same here

00:22:31sorry gucci's um

00:22:40a bit crazy

00:22:41his whole family actually

00:22:43all these rich people are nuts

00:22:45i should make a reality show

00:22:47we're all dog owners of beverly hills

00:22:50do you want to walk together

00:22:53let these two get to know each other

00:22:55yeah

00:22:57i'd like that

00:22:58so

00:23:04how long have you been a dog walker

00:23:06a couple months

00:23:07i like it

00:23:09i had a bunch of terrible gigs before

00:23:11barista

00:23:12uber driver

00:23:14delivery guy

00:23:15movie extra

00:23:17you were in a movie

00:23:18actually it was a toothpaste commercial

00:23:20just trying to impress you

00:23:22how about you

00:23:24how long you been doing this

00:23:26i don't know

00:23:27my whole life i guess

00:23:28it started as a summer job

00:23:30and then i turned it into my own business

00:23:32i want to open a doggy daycare someday

00:23:35wow

00:23:36i guess you really like dogs

00:23:38well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes

00:23:41if you want to hang out with this human sometime

00:23:45my band's playing at the echoplex tonight

00:23:48do you want to go

00:23:50and i have to admit i

00:23:53had a crush on you

00:23:54you did

00:23:57yeah

00:23:58i still do

00:24:01he's cute

00:24:05i wish he'd asked me out before i got legally engaged

00:24:07then again

00:24:09that fuckboy has been out having fun

00:24:12i'd love to go to the concert

00:24:16hell yeah

00:24:18i mean uh

00:24:20regular

00:24:21yeah

00:24:22i know it's risky

00:24:25but i'm not a socialite like michelangelo

00:24:28i won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show

00:24:31hey what's your ring

00:24:34um it's just a class ring

00:24:38from high school

00:24:40looks pretty big

00:24:42it was a big school

00:24:43public schools

00:24:45am i right

00:24:46i mean it kind of looks like an engagement ring

00:24:54me engaged

00:24:56no are you kidding

00:24:58i'm 24 i'm practically still a baby

00:25:00i mean i should be wearing diapers crawling around drooling

00:25:05nope

00:25:05single and ready to mingle

00:25:07okay

00:25:08royce pooped

00:25:13i should pick it up

00:25:14where i don't see it

00:25:16just over there

00:25:18do i have to wear a suit every day

00:25:26of course

00:25:27it's an office

00:25:28you want to be ceo

00:25:30you gotta look the part

00:25:31you mean like

00:25:32you look like willy wonka without the chocolate factory

00:25:34very funny

00:25:37you know i'm retiring next year

00:25:39yes i know

00:25:39yeah

00:25:39that means you gotta get up to speed

00:25:41rapidamente

00:25:42so today you're gonna be my shadow

00:25:44you'll be my extra hands

00:25:45and we got a lot to do

00:25:46can i get starbucks first

00:25:47fuck no

00:25:48come on dad

00:25:50okay

00:25:52okay

00:25:58oh my goodness

00:26:03are you okay

00:26:04hi i'm michelangelo

00:26:07you're engaged remember

00:26:13and this is our new palette

00:26:17it's matt's collection

00:26:20he really liked these colors

00:26:21so we did them twice

00:26:22um

00:26:23but yeah

00:26:25that's

00:26:26presentation

00:26:27for me

00:26:28michelangelo

00:26:30what dad

00:26:37what a day dad

00:26:40it's not even lunchtime yet

00:26:42look at you

00:26:43you got so lazy

00:26:44just sitting around

00:26:44taking pictures of yourself

00:26:45all the time

00:26:46just stick with it

00:26:48will you kid

00:26:49hard work does pay off

00:26:51let me just look at amelia

00:26:52what about her

00:26:54she comes from nothing son

00:26:56nobody taught her how to run a business

00:26:58but she just worked hard

00:26:59and now

00:27:00well now she earns money

00:27:02doing what she loves

00:27:03i guess that's impressive

00:27:05yeah see

00:27:06see it is

00:27:06i hope she rubs off on you a little

00:27:08you know

00:27:09i just hope i don't get that uptight

00:27:12break's over

00:27:19well not too bad

00:27:36one day down

00:27:3840 more years to go

00:27:40now this is the time

00:27:43when you go home with amelia

00:27:46you talk about the day's work

00:27:48raise you closer together

00:27:50comfort each other

00:27:51just like your mom and i

00:27:52used to do

00:27:54you know i'm thinking

00:27:56it's time for the world

00:27:58to meet amelia

00:28:00tonight

00:28:02tonight

00:28:04shit

00:28:05when am i gonna tell chantelle

00:28:07i promised we'd netflix

00:28:08and bang tonight

00:28:09the la zoo fundraiser

00:28:11lights camera red carpet

00:28:13perfect time to announce

00:28:14our lovely new addition

00:28:15to the deal

00:28:17for amelia

00:28:18don't you think it's a bit

00:28:20soon dad

00:28:21i mean

00:28:22we just signed the contract

00:28:23what's the matter

00:28:24you're getting along

00:28:27aren't you

00:28:27yeah

00:28:28yeah

00:28:28just

00:28:28really starting to

00:28:30warm up to each other

00:28:31alright so it's all settled

00:28:33i'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight

00:28:34in the limo

00:28:35and

00:28:36don't be late

00:28:37why dad

00:28:42so remind me

00:28:55why are we getting makeovers done again?

00:28:57because i want to do something nice for my favorite big sister

00:29:01and

00:29:03and

00:29:04you know i never splurge on stuff like this

00:29:07but since i'm part of the dina lavino family now

00:29:10i think i can afford to let my hair down

00:29:13you better not let that hair down

00:29:15sorry

00:29:16just an expression

00:29:17how's it going in there?

00:29:25i'm coming out

00:29:27that bad

00:29:37i've

00:29:39never seen a dog walker

00:29:41look this hot

00:29:42buy that dress

00:29:44asap

00:29:45leave me alone party boy

00:29:51i've got my own function tonight

00:29:53i'll see you next time

00:29:53i'll see you next week

00:30:10What are you looking at?

00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.

00:30:32Thanks.

00:30:32Um, I...

00:30:35Did you forget my name?

00:30:37No, it's just...

00:30:39Something.

00:30:40Different.

00:30:41Did you change your hair?

00:30:43Why do you care?

00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.

00:30:46I'm going out.

00:30:46I just forgot my charger.

00:30:48Awesome.

00:30:49Thanks.

00:30:52I'm taking this.

00:30:53Wait.

00:30:54I've been calling you.

00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.

00:30:56I told you.

00:30:57I'm busy.

00:30:58Hold on.

00:31:02Amelia!

00:31:02All right.

00:31:11Hey.

00:31:11Look who's right on time.

00:31:13Nice.

00:31:14Where's Amelia?

00:31:16She's sick.

00:31:18She can't make it.

00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:31:21If your fiancé is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.

00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.

00:31:26Give her some nice soup.

00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.

00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.

00:31:33Poor thing.

00:31:35Okay, Dad.

00:31:36See you in the office.

00:31:43Stupid dog walker?

00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.

00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.

00:31:48Hey, it's Michelangelo, Dean Levino.

00:31:58Do you still track people?

00:32:15Wow.

00:32:16Amelia.

00:32:17Hi.

00:32:18You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.

00:32:24Sorry.

00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.

00:32:27I kind of panicked.

00:32:28No worries.

00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.

00:32:32Yeah.

00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.

00:32:35Talk to the bartender.

00:32:37Wow.

00:32:37The IP treatment.

00:32:39You look like one.

00:32:40Thanks, David.

00:32:43Hey, lover boy.

00:32:45We're on.

00:32:45Got to go.

00:32:49Find me in the green room after.

00:32:50Hope you like it.

00:32:52Break a leg.

00:32:53Love you, dude.

00:32:54Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.

00:33:16Good.

00:33:16All I do.

00:33:17You know what I want, babe.

00:33:20You know what I want, babe.

00:33:22You know what I want, babe.

00:33:23Good.

00:33:25Nothing from Michelangelo.

00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.

00:33:30One more, please.

00:33:31But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.

00:33:45Jake, you guys are great.

00:33:49You really think so?

00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.

00:33:53The who?

00:33:54You don't know the strokes.

00:33:59Are they older?

00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.

00:34:04It's all right.

00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.

00:34:08You want some of them to drink?

00:34:10Yeah.

00:34:11So, when did you learn how to play guitar?

00:34:21Since I was 13.

00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally

00:34:26going someplace.

00:34:28That's awesome.

00:34:29When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.

00:34:35You're going to quit dog walking?

00:34:37I thought you liked it.

00:34:38I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.

00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.

00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.

00:34:46A cat person?

00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs?

00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.

00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.

00:34:57I just want to relax.

00:34:59Have a good time.

00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?

00:35:05I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.

00:35:08Now I'm not sure.

00:35:09We have nothing in common.

00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?

00:35:16The heck.

00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.

00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.

00:35:21Now I can have mine.

00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.

00:35:39What's going on?

00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dino Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.

00:35:45He's not.

00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?

00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.

00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?

00:35:51Back off, dude.

00:35:53Back off.

00:35:54Grubby little hipster.

00:35:55She's my fiancée.

00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?

00:35:59Jake, I can explain.

00:36:01Let's go.

00:36:02I'm really sorry, Jake.

00:36:05I'm not, Jake.

00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.

00:36:15And this is for making me listen to Andy, Mike.

00:36:25I can't believe you did that.

00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.

00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.

00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.

00:36:34I'm not following you around.

00:36:36You know what?

00:36:37I get it.

00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.

00:36:40Oh, me jealous?

00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?

00:36:46Mike, I would ever fuck a dog walker.

00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.

00:36:51I have a name.

00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?

00:36:54That is an original.

00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.

00:36:58Oh, fine.

00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.

00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.

00:37:05You're treating me like shit.

00:37:06That's from the Renaissance.

00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.

00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.

00:37:12We signed a contract.

00:37:13For an arranged marriage.

00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:37:19You are such a simpleton.

00:37:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.

00:37:27I tried to get along with you.

00:37:28You brought this onto yourself.

00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.

00:37:32Right back at you.

00:37:34I fucking hate you.

00:37:35Well, I fucking hate you more.

00:37:57I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:00I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:01I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:02I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:03I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:04I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:05I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:06I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:07I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:08I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:09I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:10I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:11I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:12I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:13I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:14I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:15I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:16I wish I didn't care about what it is.

00:38:17Where am I?

00:38:41Who's spooning me?

00:38:45Is that Jake?

00:38:47How drunk was I?

00:38:53Michelangelo?

00:38:54Dog walker.

00:38:56Oh, I forgot we did that last night.

00:39:01Must have been all those free beers.

00:39:04We don't have to talk about this, right?

00:39:07We had too many drinks.

00:39:09Just forget it ever happened.

00:39:11If that's what you want.

00:39:13Definitely.

00:39:15I have to go to work.

00:39:19I should get up too.

00:39:22Oh, my head.

00:39:24There's Pedialite in the fridge.

00:39:27Thanks for coming today, sis.

00:39:29Of course.

00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.

00:39:35Well, you look great.

00:39:37Thanks.

00:39:38I don't feel great.

00:39:40The treatment's taking a lot out of me.

00:39:43You, on the other hand, are glowing today.

00:39:48What's going on?

00:39:50So...

00:39:52Michelangelo and I had sex last night.

00:39:56Wait.

00:39:57For the first time?

00:39:59Yeah.

00:40:00We're taking it slow.

00:40:03Michelangelo.

00:40:04The male gigolo is taking it slow.

00:40:07Maybe I did misjudge him.

00:40:12And...

00:40:13How was it?

00:40:15Well...

00:40:16Really bad.

00:40:17Right?

00:40:18I knew it.

00:40:19Actually...

00:40:20It was the best sex I ever had?

00:40:23Well...

00:40:24That explains the glow.

00:40:26I am happy for you, sis.

00:40:30Physical chemistry is important.

00:40:33That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.

00:40:36I don't get it.

00:40:37He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.

00:40:41I feel like...

00:40:42Like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again, and again, and...

00:40:47You get the picture.

00:40:50Hey.

00:40:52Opposites attract.

00:40:54I mean...

00:40:55That's why you guys love each other so much.

00:40:58Because you're so different.

00:41:00Something like that.

00:41:02Oh.

00:41:10Here it comes.

00:41:11Right on the schedule.

00:41:12The dog walker's in love with me.

00:41:15I'll have to let her down easy.

00:41:17Weird.

00:41:18I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.

00:41:20What was that about?

00:41:31Must be the hangover.

00:41:41Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.

00:41:43Maybe we can finish what we started last time.

00:41:50Hey, unfortunately, something came up.

00:42:00I...

00:42:01I can't make it tonight.

00:42:06Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?

00:42:08And why hasn't she...

00:42:09...texted me yet?

00:42:20Hey.

00:42:34Hi.

00:42:36We should talk about Leslie.

00:42:41I'm not very good with words.

00:42:43Me neither.

00:42:44But...

00:42:45Last night, I...

00:42:46You don't have to say anything.

00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.

00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.

00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.

00:42:53I don't think you understand it.

00:42:54You just listen to me for a second.

00:42:56Look.

00:42:57You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.

00:42:58I'm a big girl.

00:42:59I've had a one night stand before.

00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.

00:43:04Okay.

00:43:05I get it.

00:43:06I'm not one of your...

00:43:08Your models or your D-list actresses.

00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.

00:43:14I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.

00:43:17I mean...

00:43:18Frankly, so would I.

00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts.

00:43:20You don't understand.

00:43:21Let's...

00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.

00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.

00:43:28Wait.

00:43:29Did you just call me Amelia?

00:43:34What happened to dog walker?

00:43:35I have a confession to make.

00:43:41Last night...

00:43:43I don't know how.

00:43:44I don't know why.

00:43:46That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:43:51Really?

00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?

00:43:54I'm not a good actor.

00:43:56I could even do reality TV.

00:43:58But...

00:44:00There is...

00:44:01A fire between us Amelia.

00:44:03Some kind of crazy...

00:44:05Cosmic chemistry.

00:44:08You sound like you're...

00:44:09Reading a horoscope.

00:44:11Amelia.

00:44:12Please.

00:44:15I know you felt it too.

00:44:21Amelia.

00:44:22Please.

00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it too.

00:44:25Yeah.

00:44:27I felt it too.

00:44:32So why are we fighting it?

00:44:34I've been thinking about you all day.

00:44:37Me too.

00:44:55So...

00:44:56I set the kitchen on fire?

00:45:00How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?

00:45:04It's not my fault.

00:45:05They should change the name.

00:45:06No wonder they cancelled Vanderpump's super yacht.

00:45:07If you think that's funny, just wait till the next episode.

00:45:08The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.

00:45:09Hmm.

00:45:10Hmm.

00:45:11Hmm.

00:45:12Hmm.

00:45:13Hmm.

00:45:14Hmm.

00:45:15Hmm.

00:45:16You know when you're not acting like a complete douche bag?

00:45:17You're not so bad.

00:45:18Thanks?

00:45:19Hmm.

00:45:20You know, we could actually try this.

00:45:21Hmm.

00:45:22Hmm.

00:45:23Hmm.

00:45:24Hmm.

00:45:25Hmm.

00:45:27Hmm.

00:45:28Hmm.

00:45:29Hmm.

00:45:30Hmm.

00:45:31Howdy.

00:45:44Hmm.

00:45:45Thanks?

00:45:47You know, we could actually try this.

00:45:51Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.

00:45:54I'm serious.

00:45:56The wedding's coming up.

00:45:59We could give it a shot.

00:46:01You mean, like, you and me.

00:46:03Together, together.

00:46:05Why not?

00:46:06Were you planning on marrying someone else?

00:46:15Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?

00:46:28Oh, hey, Royce.

00:46:31Jake?

00:46:32How's it going?

00:46:34Good. Yeah.

00:46:37Look, the other night was kind of...

00:46:38Crazy. I know.

00:46:40I should have told you about Michelangelo.

00:46:43We were kind of in a fight.

00:46:46I'm sorry for bringing you into this.

00:46:48Is he always like that?

00:46:50So aggressive and controlling?

00:46:52I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.

00:46:55He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.

00:46:58Well, I am his woman.

00:47:00He saw us together and he got jealous.

00:47:03And I don't blame him.

00:47:05Oh, my God.

00:47:06Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?

00:47:10I didn't mean to pry.

00:47:12I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.

00:47:14I'm here if you need to talk.

00:47:17Thanks, Jake.

00:47:18But I'm engaged.

00:47:20Remember?

00:47:22And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.

00:47:25I thought we had a connection.

00:47:27You're a cat person.

00:47:29It never would have worked.

00:47:31Come on, Gucci.

00:47:32Let's go.

00:47:36Cats are awesome.

00:47:37That was a great presentation.

00:47:44The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.

00:47:47You think so?

00:47:48Ooh.

00:47:49Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.

00:47:52Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:47:53Now, listen.

00:47:54I got to fly to Paris for a few days.

00:47:56You mind watching your little brother for me?

00:47:59Gucci?

00:47:59Sure.

00:48:00But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia specialty.

00:48:03Yeah, but that's how you impress her.

00:48:05You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.

00:48:09At the dog park?

00:48:10Mm-hmm.

00:48:11I just texted her.

00:48:12It's all set.

00:48:13Now, go get her, lover boy.

00:48:16So, you just throw it and he brings it back?

00:48:30You've never played fetch before?

00:48:33It's my dad's dog, not mine.

00:48:37Let me try.

00:48:39That's okay.

00:48:40I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.

00:48:43Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?

00:48:50No.

00:48:51I like my work.

00:48:53What's the point in working if you never get a chance to have fun?

00:48:58You're right.

00:48:58I should work less.

00:49:01If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.

00:49:08Fetch Gucci.

00:49:09Gucci.

00:49:13I've got a big surprise.

00:49:16A surprise?

00:49:18Just wait and see.

00:49:27Grazie, Enzo.

00:49:28Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.

00:49:35What's that?

00:49:36Special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli?

00:49:42Look, Gucci.

00:49:44What's your favorite prosciutto?

00:49:47You know, that's awful for dogs, right?

00:49:50I thought you were off the clock today.

00:49:54Besides, a special occasion.

00:49:55I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.

00:50:02I'm kidding.

00:50:04This is for us.

00:50:05Why don't you get us a course group?

00:50:07What else is in the bag?

00:50:08Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.

00:50:13You can cook?

00:50:14That was so good.

00:50:30I feel like I just went to Italy, even though I've never been.

00:50:34How did you do this?

00:50:36I can't cook at all.

00:50:38Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.

00:50:40Did you learn in culinary school?

00:50:42No.

00:50:42My mom taught me.

00:50:44Tell me about her.

00:50:46I never told a girl about my mom.

00:50:50Sorry.

00:50:51I don't mean to pray.

00:50:53She passed away when I was 11.

00:50:56Breast cancer.

00:50:58But I have a lot of good memories of her.

00:51:01She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.

00:51:05She taught me everything I know about cooking.

00:51:07We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.

00:51:12I still have all of her recipes here.

00:51:17Handwritten in Italian.

00:51:19That's really special.

00:51:23I miss her.

00:51:25This might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.

00:51:30It's not corny.

00:51:33But I didn't know you were such a softie.

00:51:35Just don't tell TMZ.

00:51:38What about your parents?

00:51:40My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.

00:51:45It's been me and Betsy ever since.

00:51:47I'm sorry.

00:51:49I just really hope these treatments work.

00:51:53I don't want to lose her, too.

00:51:57I'm sorry.

00:51:58Your story made me emotional.

00:52:00I'm gonna go do the dishes.

00:52:02I'll help you.

00:52:02No, no, it's fine.

00:52:04I like doing the dishes.

00:52:05It relaxes me.

00:52:07Good.

00:52:08Because I hate them.

00:52:09Well, then I guess we make a good team.

00:52:11Is it just the wine?

00:52:17Or am I really falling for him?

00:52:20Her.

00:52:23You don't want espresso.

00:52:25It's not the case.

00:52:33Hey.

00:52:34Hey.

00:52:36Do you want an espresso?

00:52:38I just figured out how to make the machine work.

00:52:40No, thank you.

00:52:41Me and Dad have a morning meeting.

00:52:42I'm kind of in a rush.

00:52:43Okay, well, don't forget Gucci.

00:52:45How could I?

00:52:48Ready, bro?

00:52:50Well, let me fix your tie.

00:52:53What do you know about ties?

00:52:55You wear t-shirts to work.

00:52:57And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.

00:53:00Touche.

00:53:01There you go.

00:53:03Okay, bye.

00:53:04Bye.

00:53:07Love you.

00:53:08Love you, too.

00:53:11Sorry.

00:53:20Reflex.

00:53:20I didn't mean to say that.

00:53:22Me neither.

00:53:23Too soon.

00:53:25Talk about it later?

00:53:27Yeah.

00:53:28Okay.

00:53:29Okay.

00:53:30Could that have been any more awkward?

00:53:33And is Michelangelo really in love with me?

00:53:35Look who's here.

00:53:42Hey, my little guy.

00:53:45Hey, little Gucci.

00:53:47Look at this right here.

00:53:49Huh?

00:53:50Let's try it.

00:53:52Oh, yeah.

00:53:53Now, here's mine.

00:53:55Right?

00:53:56Just like that.

00:53:57Huh?

00:53:58Yeah.

00:53:58Even got one for Big Brother.

00:54:00Right there.

00:54:02Come to Papa.

00:54:03Yes, my boy.

00:54:06All right.

00:54:07All right.

00:54:07So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?

00:54:10This is two weeks off.

00:54:12Hollywood Bowl.

00:54:13They're waiting for an answer.

00:54:14And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.

00:54:17He says the band is free.

00:54:20You like Coldplay, right?

00:54:21That we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.

00:54:25Oh.

00:54:26Well, all right.

00:54:27Then we'll book the Magic Castle.

00:54:29How about that?

00:54:30Not too big.

00:54:30Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?

00:54:33Let's just pump the brakes.

00:54:35We cannot plan a wedding like this.

00:54:37What?

00:54:37Something wrong with family?

00:54:39No.

00:54:41Everything is great.

00:54:42It's better than great, honestly.

00:54:45But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.

00:54:48That's our thing.

00:54:50It's not Amelia's thing.

00:54:53I think it'd make her uncomfortable.

00:54:55Wow.

00:54:56I never thought of that.

00:54:58You know, you have a very good point there.

00:55:02I'm very impressed.

00:55:04You've never acted like this with any other woman.

00:55:08I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.

00:55:12Sounds like you might be falling in love.

00:55:15Love?

00:55:17Yeah.

00:55:18I don't know.

00:55:19He's cute.

00:55:22All right, all right.

00:55:24Change of deal.

00:55:25Then I cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?

00:55:27And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair, a wedding with Coldplay.

00:55:33No Coldplay, Dad.

00:55:35No Coldplay.

00:55:36No Coldplay.

00:55:36So, it's about my cancer treatment.

00:55:46It's not working.

00:55:49I know it.

00:55:50I talked to my doctors yesterday.

00:55:53And I'm cured.

00:55:54You're cured.

00:55:55What?

00:55:56You're cured?

00:55:59Congratulations.

00:56:02I wasn't expecting it.

00:56:04I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.

00:56:07It only took two sessions?

00:56:09I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.

00:56:13Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.

00:56:16What's wrong, sis?

00:56:18We should be celebrating.

00:56:20I brought Prosecco.

00:56:21No.

00:56:22Yeah.

00:56:23No, I'm good.

00:56:24Yeah.

00:56:26Amelia, I'm your sister.

00:56:28You can tell me anything.

00:56:29Is it Michelangelo?

00:56:32Is everything okay?

00:56:35If that punk pretty boy hurts you, I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far

00:56:40up his butt that it will cut him in two.

00:56:43It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.

00:56:47It's me.

00:56:50I have to tell you something.

00:56:55I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage.

00:57:00What is this, Game of Thrones?

00:57:03It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.

00:57:06And you know that I would do anything for you.

00:57:09Actually, he's not that bad.

00:57:13I kind of like him.

00:57:16Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.

00:57:18We need to get you out of there.

00:57:21Betsy, I have real feelings for him.

00:57:26But what about the tabloid stories?

00:57:30You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.

00:57:33They banned him for life.

00:57:35You'll never go to Epcot.

00:57:37He's not actually like the stories.

00:57:40Or at least not to me.

00:57:43He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.

00:57:46Amelia, if you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.

00:57:54What if you meet him?

00:57:56Yeah.

00:57:57Meet him.

00:57:58Maybe he'll change your mind.

00:57:59Maybe you'll actually like him.

00:58:01Don't count on it.

00:58:03Please, me.

00:58:04Just give him a chance.

00:58:07Fine.

00:58:08Yes.

00:58:09Only one.

00:58:10Yes.

00:58:10You won't regret it.

00:58:14I'm going to go get the Prosecco.

00:58:18You better bring the whole bottle.

00:58:23Thank you for making dinner.

00:58:26Of course.

00:58:27I'm glad she's cancer-free.

00:58:28We need to celebrate.

00:58:32Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?

00:58:37You mean besides me?

00:58:39I'm serious.

00:58:40It's really important to me that you two get along.

00:58:43Have a glass of wine.

00:58:46Tonight's going to be great.

00:58:56It's enormous.

00:59:00Why would anybody need so much room?

00:59:05It's nice to see you too, sis.

00:59:07Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.

00:59:13So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.

00:59:22How about we start off with a glass of champagne?

00:59:2596 Dom Perignon?

00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born.

00:59:29Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.

00:59:32It's worth more than my car.

00:59:34Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?

00:59:37$8.99 at Ralph's.

00:59:40It's delicious.

00:59:42This was made in France.

00:59:44Sorry, can't touch that stuff.

00:59:47So, who wants a drink?

00:59:49You hardly touch your food.

01:00:11It's a little too rich for me.

01:00:18Mine tastes great.

01:00:21So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.

01:00:28You don't mind, do you?

01:00:30Fire away.

01:00:30So, I know you two have been having your fun, but what's this relationship going to look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?

01:00:44I don't think it's going to.

01:00:45That's cute and all, but what about her career?

01:00:50Are you going to support her?

01:00:52Or kids, what's your stance on that?

01:00:54Or are you just going to jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?

01:00:58Let's see.

01:00:59Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.

01:01:05We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.

01:01:09See, Michelangelo, that's my point.

01:01:11You two are getting married, and you barely know each other.

01:01:15We know now.

01:01:16Easy, Betsy.

01:01:18I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.

01:01:22And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.

01:01:26And what makes you such an expert?

01:01:28I don't see a ring on your finger.

01:01:31Michelangelo.

01:01:31You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.

01:01:34It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.

01:01:36She gets it from you.

01:01:38Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?

01:01:40You started it.

01:01:48Why don't we all just calm down?

01:01:51Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.

01:01:52No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.

01:01:56That's not fair, Michelangelo.

01:01:58She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.

01:02:00You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.

01:02:02And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.

01:02:06You know what?

01:02:07You can't talk to Betsy like that.

01:02:08That's my sister.

01:02:09She just survived cancer.

01:02:13That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.

01:02:16This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.

01:02:19Not to me.

01:02:20You know, maybe she should be concerned.

01:02:22I don't like this side of you.

01:02:23See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,

01:02:26but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.

01:02:29You told her?

01:02:30She's my sister.

01:02:31I don't care.

01:02:32That violates our agreement.

01:02:33Oh, is that all I am to you?

01:02:35A contractual agreement?

01:02:36Some kind of obligation?

01:02:38It's not what I meant.

01:02:39It came out wrong, Amelia.

01:02:41I love you.

01:02:43You love me?

01:02:45Don't listen to him.

01:02:46He doesn't even know what that means.

01:02:47Shut the fuck up!

01:02:48You know what?

01:02:50Maybe she was right.

01:02:51I shouldn't have signed that contract.

01:02:53It's over.

01:02:59We need to get out of here.

01:03:02I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.

01:03:06Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.

01:03:17You do so much better than him.

01:03:20Yeah.

01:03:22But he isn't a monster.

01:03:24I shouldn't have said that.

01:03:25We can talk about it on the road.

01:03:28Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.

01:03:31Lay low for a bit.

01:03:33Mexico?

01:03:33Or Canada.

01:03:35Whatever.

01:03:36It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Levinos.

01:03:40Or worse.

01:03:41I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.

01:03:44I mean, I only told you about the contract.

01:03:47It's not like I told the media.

01:03:49You don't know that.

01:03:51We're liabilities.

01:03:53Loose ends.

01:03:55You should listen to more True Kind podcast.

01:03:56Get rid of that thing.

01:04:03It could be tracking us right now.

01:04:05Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day.

01:04:10See?

01:04:12He could have a sniper on us.

01:04:17It's Romulus.

01:04:19Hey, Romulus.

01:04:21What?

01:04:22What do you mean Gucci's missing?

01:04:24What do you mean Gucci's missing?

01:04:26Oh, you came.

01:04:39Against my better judgment.

01:04:41I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.

01:04:44I've just been busy, but it's over with now.

01:04:48Well, you should punish me for straying.

01:04:54You make me sick.

01:04:55I make me sick.

01:05:05Nice underwear.

01:05:10It's a great craftsmanship.

01:05:11Okay, let's get this over with.

01:05:21Is that all you have to say?

01:05:24Do you even realize how hot I am?

01:05:25I'm sorry, Chantel.

01:05:30I thought I wanted this.

01:05:33But I don't.

01:05:36I'm not the stud that I used to be.

01:05:38It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.

01:05:52Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog walk with my hair.

01:05:55I am fucking devastated.

01:05:58And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.

01:06:00And I just wanted to come back to me.

01:06:13Amelia?

01:06:14Amelia?

01:06:16Hi, Dad.

01:06:18Gucci's gone?

01:06:20I'll be right there.

01:06:21Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.

01:06:37We're practically in the house and all of a sudden, he just shot off like a rocket.

01:06:41I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!

01:06:44Well, we can help you find him.

01:06:48Yeah?

01:06:49Right?

01:06:51Good, thanks.

01:06:53Gucci!

01:06:54This better not be a trap.

01:06:56Just come on.

01:06:59Gucci!

01:07:00Gucci!

01:07:01Gucci!

01:07:02Hey, hey, hey!

01:07:03Where's Michelangelo?

01:07:04Huh?

01:07:04I thought you were both together.

01:07:05Why isn't he here with you?

01:07:07Oh, um, he's...

01:07:08Sorry, I'm late, Dad.

01:07:11Where were you?

01:07:12I had to stop for late-night delivery at Mastriani's.

01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.

01:07:17If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.

01:07:20Smart move, dude.

01:07:22Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto here.

01:07:25That's it.

01:07:29Amelia?

01:07:30Gucci!

01:07:42Gucci!

01:07:43He's hopeless.

01:07:48We've been looking for him all night long.

01:07:51We're never gonna find him.

01:07:55Don't give up, Dad.

01:07:56He's just off having a little adventure.

01:07:58Keep looking.

01:07:58He'll turn up in a few minutes.

01:08:01See?

01:08:02They're not gonna kill us.

01:08:04I do have to admit, though,

01:08:06I didn't expect to see this side of him.

01:08:09He's really there for his dad.

01:08:11His dad's dog.

01:08:13So you approve now?

01:08:15They didn't say that.

01:08:19Gucci!

01:08:20Gucci!

01:08:21Gucci!

01:08:24My boy's back!

01:08:26Oh!

01:08:32Okay, okay.

01:08:35I'm a little closer to approving.

01:08:43I might have possibly misjudged you.

01:08:50A little.

01:08:53It's okay.

01:08:54Most of what the tabloids publish is true.

01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.

01:09:00Amelia,

01:09:01can we talk?

01:09:06Please?

01:09:09Amelia,

01:09:10can we talk?

01:09:14Please?

01:09:14Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.

01:09:28I shouldn't have attacked your sister,

01:09:31and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.

01:09:34I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.

01:09:44Thanks for saying that.

01:09:46I needed to hear that.

01:09:49And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.

01:09:53You're not one.

01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you.

01:09:57Most of them are good.

01:10:01I'm happy we signed the contract.

01:10:04I'm not.

01:10:08You're not?

01:10:08What do you mean?

01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...

01:10:14I meant it when I said that I love you.

01:10:18And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.

01:10:25I want to know that our love is real.

01:10:29Dad.

01:10:31What is it, son?

01:10:32I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.

01:10:36Why, son?

01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.

01:10:41And not because of some legal obligation.

01:10:45But because she wants to.

01:10:53Consider our contract null and void.

01:11:03Amelia.

01:11:05What will it be?

01:11:08Will you marry me?

01:11:12Will you marry me?

01:11:15Yes.

01:11:16I'll marry you.

01:11:32You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.

01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.

01:11:39Look at me.

01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.

01:11:42All right, all right, you two.

01:11:46That's enough, all right?

01:11:48We spent this whole night together.

01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?

01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.

01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.

01:11:58I think I can get used to it.

01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?

01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved.

01:12:06Especially Coldplay.

01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.

01:12:10It was worth a try.

01:12:11And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.

01:12:38Michael Angelo?

01:12:42Amelia.

01:12:45Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.

01:12:50I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.

01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.

01:13:02I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.

01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.

01:13:25Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.

01:13:36I love you so much.

01:13:37I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.

01:13:50Michael Angelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.

01:13:55Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.

01:14:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.

01:14:08With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

01:14:22You may kiss your bride.

01:14:32Thanks.

01:14:34I'm Betsy.

01:14:35Amelia's sister.

01:14:37I'm Jake.

01:14:37Another dog walker.

01:14:40That's crazy.

01:14:41You know, given my sister.

01:14:43I've always been more of a cat person.

01:14:46Me too.

01:14:50Oh.

01:14:50Klaus family

01:14:52Choose him to be so tragic

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