Secrets Unfold on Only Murders in the Building

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Mabel (Selena Gomez) gets a special invite from Althea (Beanie Feldstein), setting the stage for secrets, surprises, and intrigue. Watch Only Murders in the Building now on Hulu.

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00:00For thousands of years, men have sung about luck being a lady.

00:14In Carmina Burana, Carl Orff obsesses over Fortuna, the goddess of fortune.

00:21Frank Sinatra prayed for luck to be a lady, but still worried she'd go blow on some other guy's dice.

00:28Men love to blame anything in their life that they can't control, their bad luck, on ladies.

00:38Well listen, you animals, next round is on me, alright?

00:41As long as the scotch isn't old enough to be kissed or drafted.

00:47Uh-oh. Queen of decor has noticed my cracked leather. Worst day of my life.

00:53As character.

00:55You're just being sweet.

00:58This place has seen better days. Hey, get lost. I know what she likes.

01:02Interested in a makeover?

01:03What are you thinking? Bangs or a shag?

01:06For the casino, you goof.

01:09I could help. Give it a woman's touch.

01:14What about this idea?

01:17Let me host a private ladies' night in here.

01:19Once a month, a night without cigars, or loud men hitting on us.

01:33Done.

01:35I love ladies.

01:37But don't worry.

01:38I never hit on them unless they want me to.

01:42And if they want you to?

01:44Well then I make them a drink.

01:45We have to move out because of a casino?

01:56Do you remember what I had to do to hold on to my apartment?

02:00I burned a man.

02:02I set fire to a dear friend.

02:05Plus I bought a Peloton.

02:11Hey!

02:12Hi!

02:13Look at this cute place!

02:16Oh my gosh, me!

02:18Oh, I'm taking a dance cardio class and we're using one of your songs for a routine.

02:23I would show it to you, but it's got a lot of thrust.

02:25I think it's not appropriate for a lady.

02:28Unnecessary.

02:29Maybe Tita, my new old friend.

02:31I got you and however many plus ones you want tickets to a party tonight.

02:34I'd totally come with, but we both know I'd just get drunk.

02:36And tomorrow I'm in a music video where I have to operate heavy machinery.

02:39So.

02:40Thank you so much.

02:41I just, I have a lot of case stuff.

02:42No, chica, this is case stuff.

02:45It's an impossible invite to get.

02:46It's a ladies' night for important ladies like moi.

02:49And it's literally in the building.

02:51You get in through like, like a closet or something.

02:54Sort of like a speakeasy.

02:56Ooh la la.

02:56What?

02:57And Nicky's dead.

02:59Wait, who's throwing this party?

03:00That brings me to interesting detelio numero trois.

03:04It's thrown by Camilla White.

03:06Oh!

03:07Oh!

03:08Oh my gosh.

03:10I love you, Nelphie!

03:12Oh, then that makes everybody.

03:14He's cute!

03:17Let's keep him.

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