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00:00Lucha, lucha
00:30Lucha, lucha
01:00It's a winter wonderland on a beautiful Lucha Christmas Eve
01:16Welcome to the Lucha Christmas Eve Tag Team Match
01:21Where we're gonna find out who's been naughty and who's been nice
01:25In the nice corner, the three masqueritas
01:28Ricochet, Buenagirl, and the flea
01:32And in the naughty corner, Los Grudos, Timmy of a Thousand Masks, Private Reinhardt, and Cindy Slam!
01:44Lucha Run!
01:45Come on, Timmy
01:48Let me introduce you to Mr. Turnbuckle
01:50Let me go
01:54Oh, please, let me go, Ricochet
01:57Masked dog?
01:59What are you doing here?
02:01Bad masked dog
02:03You spit Timmy out right now
02:04No fair, Timmy's using disguises
02:11Hey, no hiding stuff under the mat
02:17Hey, ref!
02:23Didn't you see that?
02:25What, are you blindfolded?
02:33Now for the pin
02:34Uno, dos, tres
02:41The Lucha Christmas Match winners are Los Rudos!
02:47They can't win!
02:48They cheated the whole time!
02:50They even tied you up!
02:52Hey, they're Rudos!
02:54That's just what they do!
03:00Man, Rudos cheat even harder on Lucha Christmas
03:03Rudos hate Lucha Christmas Ricochet
03:07In the world of masked wrestling
03:09There are only two kinds of luchadores
03:12Rudos and Technicos
03:14Rudos are aggressive, bad guy cheaters
03:17Technicos are brave, clean, noble fighters
03:22Like Ricochet, Wonder Girl, and, um...
03:25Penny Flutonium!
03:28The Rudos do anything they want all year round
03:33But come Lucha Christmas Eve
03:36These little cheaters don't get any presents from Santa Claus
03:41No presents for cheaters?
03:44This Santa Claus seems a bit judgmental
03:48Santa Claus is the toughest technical luchador of them all
03:52He knows who's been rudo and who's been technical
03:55Once a year, he sets off across the night sky
04:00And delivers presents
04:01To all the little buena and technical mascaritas
04:04And that is the story of Lucha Christmas
04:09The flea never gets any presents from Santa Claus
04:15But maybe this year the flea has been good enough to get a hundred presents
04:21Run along children
04:25I'm sure your families are waiting to celebrate with you
04:29The leotards are hung by the chimney with care
04:45I hope that Santa Claus soon will be here
04:48Yeah!
04:55Ho, ho, ho
04:57What do we have here?
05:01Ricochet?
05:02The fairest fighter in all the land?
05:05Merry Lucha Christmas, everybody!
05:18What happened here?
05:21Wait a girl!
05:22Wait a girl!
05:23Someone wrecked my house
05:24It beat on my papa
05:26And what's even worse
05:27Santa Claus didn't leave me any presents!
05:31Santa Claus didn't leave me anything either
05:34And just look at my house
05:37This is the worst Lucha Christmas ever
05:40This is the best Lucha Christmas ever!
05:44Look at all the gifts Santa Claus brought to flea
05:47A kielbasa sausage
05:49A poisonous blowfish
05:51A hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock
05:54Hey, those are all Ruto's cheating devices
05:57What's this down at the bottom?
06:01An ugly reindeer?
06:01Santa Claus must have left him behind
06:05Yuck!
06:07This isn't a reindeer
06:09It's a baby chupacabra
06:11With a potted plant glued to its head
06:14He's got a name tag
06:15If found, please return to 1313 Ruto Lane
06:20Ruto Lane!
06:22Somebody's messing with Lucha Christmas
06:25We're almost there, guys
06:30The flea does not think it is a good idea
06:33Coming into such a sketchy neighborhood
06:35Santo Claus lives here?
06:38Yeah, it is cool!
06:41Let's get to the bottom of this
06:43Nobody messes with...
06:47Now entering the trailer home
06:50Ricket's shame
06:51Bingo girl
06:53And the roach
06:54Hey!
06:55And in this corner
06:57The mythical
06:58The legendary
07:00The fearsome
07:02Santo Claus?
07:04No, it's Ruto Claus
07:07What happened to Santo Claus?
07:14The days of Santo Claus are over
07:17I am Ruto Claus
07:20The new king of Lucha Christmas
07:23I even have my own magical flying reindeer
07:27Shoopy
07:28MC Goat Lover
07:31Let's get ready to eat some goats
07:35And I see you've already met Pinkle
07:39The pink-eyed reindeer
07:40Pink-eyed?
07:46Ew! Pink-eyed!
07:48That is so totally unsanitary!
07:54What's going on here?
07:56Why didn't you bring us any presents?
07:58I've decided it's time for Lucha Christmas to change
08:02From now on, I'm only rewarding dirty little children
08:06Throughout the night, I delivered fun presents to all the naughtiest cheaters in Luchaville
08:16But it's not right to cheat
08:25Would I steer you wrong?
08:27I have an official king of Lucha Christmas license
08:31And besides, Luchadores, which sides all the time
08:35It's tradition
08:37Tradition?
08:39Well, in that case
08:41I'll do it!
08:43Yeah!
08:44I've got a bad feeling about this
08:47Merry Lucha Christmas!
08:55Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
08:59I got it! I got it!
09:05Oh, I wonder what it is!
09:10Ricochis, stop throwing those nasty presents!
09:13You're making everyone cranky!
09:15It's time for a new tradition!
09:24It's time for a new tradition!
09:25Lie!
09:26Sheep!
09:27Steal!
09:28Be rudo to each other!
09:30And I will bring you tons of presents!
09:33Bless you, kind sir!
09:43Bless you, kind sir!
09:52This is loco!
10:00Lucha Christmas is getting trashed!
10:03Hey, kid!
10:04A little help?
10:07Do not open until Lucha Christmas 2047
10:11Oh, okay!
10:12Let me out!
10:14Okay! Okay!
10:15Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
10:18Ho! Ho! Ho!
10:21Pinto Claus!
10:22Who did this to you?
10:24My no-good rudo-twin brother.
10:27He swore he'd take over Lucha Christmas!
10:29He did! Lucha Christmas is doomed!
10:33Ho ho, no. Buena girl, meet the true reindeer of Lucha Christmas.
10:38Bailador, Cometa, and Pepe!
10:47Team Santa Claus is free and ready for a rematch!
10:51Let's get out there and take back Lucha Christmas!
10:56Ooh, that eye looks pretty gross.
11:03My oh my! That is one nasty case of pink eye!
11:07You should definitely get it looked at.
11:10We don't have time!
11:11Brutocloss is ruining Lucha Christmas!
11:14It couldn't be that bad!
11:16Lucha Christmas spirit is forever!
11:19It's worse than bad!
11:21It's horrible!
11:23It started like any other Lucha Christmas.
11:27But then, Rudolph Claw showed up and gave out presents for being bad!
11:31Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:34Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:37Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:40He's turned good technicals into cheaters!
11:43Even Ricochet is a rude on now!
11:46Ha ha ha ha ha!
11:51Not my main man, Ricochet!
11:53We need to save Lucha Christmas!
11:54Come on!
11:55This just doesn't feel right, Fleet.
12:00This just doesn't feel right, Flea.
12:06Are you sure cheating's okay?
12:09Of course it's okay.
12:11We get presents, don't we?
12:13Hey, how'd you two like to be official Rudo elves?
12:17Will you provide the fuzzy hats and pointy shoes?
12:20Of course.
12:22But first, you gotta prove yourselves.
12:25You have to out-Rudo the Rudos.
12:27So, you wanna rematch losers?
12:32Yeah, we wanna rematch winners.
12:37The Flea will prove himself worthy,
12:40so the Flea can wear pointy elf shoes.
12:48Ha ha ha, the Flea's own gas is worse than that.
12:52A very merry Lucha Christmas to you.
12:57Uno, dos, tres.
13:02Cheating sure beats trying.
13:07Ha!
13:09Ha!
13:10Ha!
13:14I'm here to help you, Ricochet.
13:16How very Rudo of you, Flea.
13:21Ha!
13:22You can't out-Rudo-a-Rudo.
13:25What?
13:26Merry Lucha Christmas, chumps.
13:29Uno, dos, tres.
13:31Uno, dos, tres.
13:33How's that?
13:35We're twinsies.
13:37Rudoklaus!
13:39Rudoklaus!
13:40Rudoklaus!
13:42Rudoklaus!
13:44Oh, it's not all that bad.
13:47Help me!
13:48Ah!
13:49Hey!
13:50Well, that's not very nice.
13:54Tantoclaus, are you okay?
13:59Those used to be good, Technico kids.
14:03Spiders!
14:04Spiders!
14:06Get them off!
14:09What a loser.
14:12Ha ha, cute.
14:14Do you kids know where Rudoklaus is?
14:17Wouldn't you like to know, loser-Claus?
14:20Now listen here, Sparky.
14:22Where is Rudoklaus?
14:24Over by the mall.
14:26There's the mall.
14:27Where's Rudoklaus?
14:30That's more like it.
14:32Ten bucks to see the big man.
14:35Cough it up, sister.
14:36Where's Rudoklaus?
14:38There he is.
14:40So what do you want, kid?
14:41World domination.
14:44Here's a bat.
14:45Go break something.
14:47Who's next?
14:49Hello, Rudoklaus.
14:51I'm here for my holiday.
14:53Too late, bro.
14:54Find his keepers.
14:56I called dibs a long time ago,
14:58and you know it.
15:00You always get everything
15:02Mother always liked you best.
15:05It's my turn.
15:07Then I challenge you
15:09to a winner-take-all match
15:10for Lucha Christmas.
15:12You're on.
15:14Tonight at the Snowy Dome.
15:17You go, Santa Claus.
15:25Namaste, caballeros.
15:27Welcome to a very special holiday match.
15:31Tonight's winner
15:32will be the undisputed king
15:34of Lucha Christmas.
15:36Brutal Claus.
15:38Brutal Claus.
15:39Brutal Claus.
15:40Brutal Claus.
15:42Brutal Claus.
15:44Our first challenger.
15:46Everyone's favorite dirtbag.
15:49Champion of the cheat.
15:51Coming out of the red corner.
15:54Brutal Claus.
15:56Bring me Santa Claus.
16:12I'll prove that cheaters
16:14always prosper.
16:16And in the green corner,
16:18the king of milk and cookies.
16:20A man who spends
16:21too much time in chimneys.
16:24Santa Claus.
16:31Make it go away.
16:34For tonight's match,
16:36there will be a special guest referee.
16:40Pinkle.
16:40That doesn't seem fair.
16:44Let's get ready to Rudo.
17:00Can't get a grip, Santa Claus.
17:03A Rudo classic.
17:06Uh-huh, uh-huh.
17:07That's a good one.
17:08You asked for it.
17:10A Rudo classic.
17:15Genius.
17:18That's cheating.
17:19Come on, ref.
17:20How about a call?
17:24Hey, someone took my wallet.
17:27Snappy.
17:29Stay focused, Santa Claus.
17:31Lucha Christmas is on the line.
17:36Whoa.
17:36I've got you now, Rudo Claus.
17:41MC Goat lover lends a hand.
17:43Ho, ho, ho, ho.
17:44Ho, ho, ho!
17:58Rudo Claus.
17:59Rudo Claus.
18:01Rudo Claus.
18:01It doesn't look good for Santa Claus.
18:05Santa Claus, uno.
18:10Dos.
18:14Lucha Christmas is mine.
18:16Train!
18:17Stop!
18:20What do you mean, stop?
18:22It can't end like this.
18:25But he has me pinned. What can I do?
18:28Is this what it's come to?
18:31The great Santa Claus willing to concede Lucha Christmas to a cheater?
18:36Well, I can't say I blame the jolly fat fella.
18:39After all, why should he believe in himself
18:42when everyone else stopped believing in him a long time ago?
18:50So much for the spirit of Lucha Christmas.
18:55The girl with the crusty eye is right.
19:01Rude-o-Claus, I'm gonna shake you up like a bowl full of jelly.
19:11Christmas gift of generosity!
19:20Yeah, Santa Claus!
19:23Way to work it, Santa Claus!
19:25It's not gonna be as easy with me, Santa Claus.
19:32Oh, Rude-o-Claus, will you never learn?
19:37Never!
19:39Shimney of Lucha Christmas spirit!
19:47Mommy?
19:48Uno, dos, tres!
19:53Yeah! Santa Claus!
19:55I knew you could do it, Santa Claus!
19:58You saved Lucha Christmas!
20:00Uh, the eye?
20:05Merry day after Lucha Christmas!
20:08Did Santa Claus bring you anything?
20:09Oh, look, we got some great stuff!
20:12Churro-scented deodorant?
20:14Uh, anybody know what deodorant is?
20:16I got an action figure dream casa!
20:19For boys!
20:21What did you get, Buena Girl?
20:22A thank you note from Santa Claus!
20:25Dear Buena Girl,
20:26thank you for having the true spirit of Lucha Christmas.
20:30Signed, your jolly pal, Santa Claus.
20:34That's all you got?
20:35What a rip-off!
20:37Well, that's not all I got.
20:39Sometimes it pays to be good!
20:53Brrrrrrrt toe!
20:54Mucha lucha.
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