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00:09:39Då
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00:10:05What?
00:10:06You pretend to be me and sleep with the empress in the palace queen name.
00:10:12If not,
00:10:14drink the poison.
00:10:15I will do it, I will do it.
00:10:23Your majesty, you want me to do that?
00:10:26To sleep with someone else?
00:10:35Let me sleep with you.
00:10:59How many leaves have you kissed?
00:11:02Your majesty, are you jealous?
00:11:07Tell me.
00:11:09Or,
00:11:11I struggle you.
00:11:13Actually,
00:11:15only you.
00:11:16Who trusts it?
00:11:28You?
00:11:29How dare you?
00:11:31Your majesty,
00:11:32your heart is so hard.
00:11:35But,
00:11:36I really need someone like you.
00:11:46Your majesty,
00:11:47the jinn have signed a treaty.
00:11:49You have these cities,
00:11:51but they will trouble us again.
00:11:53We should have a plan as soon as possible.
00:11:56My general,
00:11:57what's your opinion?
00:11:58In my opinion,
00:11:59we should have a war with the jinn.
00:12:01For the forever peace.
00:12:02Our Dazhou just founded 13 years ago.
00:12:06We don't have a solid foundation.
00:12:08So,
00:12:08we should work hard
00:12:09and wait.
00:12:10Hmm,
00:12:11seems like she wants to have a war.
00:12:13Xia Linz,
00:12:14this is you want them for me.
00:12:17What you see?
00:12:18Your majesty,
00:12:19I really appreciate.
00:12:20I'm just a eunuch.
00:12:22I can't talk about politics.
00:12:24If they cheat,
00:12:25we should fight.
00:12:26Eunuch,
00:12:27you know nothing.
00:12:28Dare to say it.
00:12:29You didn't shut your mouth up.
00:12:33My prime minister,
00:12:34forgive him.
00:12:37Well,
00:12:37I'm tired.
00:12:38Dismissed now.
00:12:39This cabinet,
00:12:41only you knows me well.
00:12:43Well,
00:12:44General Sima also wants war with the jinn.
00:12:48The jinn is rich in iron ore
00:12:50and golden north side is here
00:12:52and learns the casting.
00:12:54In a short time,
00:12:55the jinn will be unbroken
00:12:57and then be ready to the south
00:13:00or Joe will be conquered.
00:13:04Your majesty,
00:13:05winning a battle
00:13:06doesn't have to be through the swords.
00:13:09What do you mean?
00:13:10Is there an uniter and coven in his palace?
00:13:14Why?
00:13:16Trust me,
00:13:16you will see.
00:13:19Empress Richard
00:13:19likes to seek help from the gods.
00:13:22She has them.
00:13:23If you can come back tonight,
00:13:25you will get them.
00:13:26You're a fucking empress, man.
00:13:28So,
00:13:29I regret him.
00:13:30Don't like killing you.
00:13:33I don't like killing you.
00:13:36I prefer poison.
00:13:37It doesn't hurt me.
00:13:41Sly.
00:13:43Come to my room tonight.
00:13:44I will do make-up for you.
00:13:46I will do make-up for you.
00:13:53Genius.
00:13:55You.
00:13:57With my technique.
00:14:00That's perfect.
00:14:02I think so.
00:14:05Why not
00:14:06be my
00:14:07girlfriend?
00:14:08I will consider it
00:14:12if you can come back tonight.
00:14:17So,
00:14:18I consider
00:14:18you do agree.
00:14:21Get out.
00:14:22Don't let the empress wait.
00:14:24So,
00:14:24I think we have a deal.
00:14:26If I can come back in one piece tonight,
00:14:28you will be mine.
00:14:29If so,
00:14:31I am the emperor
00:14:32who is busy.
00:14:34I have caught every morning.
00:14:36I don't have time being with you.
00:14:39So,
00:14:39I will cancel it.
00:14:50Yunshang
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00:17:05Yönşang.
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00:17:37ve Nita'ya
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00:18:07Your Majesty, one more thing.
00:18:10What?
00:18:11The roommate is saying that the son of the former emperor is alive, and he's in the palace.
00:18:18Your domestic.
00:18:20Uh, this guy.
00:18:24How dare to be in my place?
00:18:27If I catch him, I'll cut his dick and make him a eunuch.
00:18:33Uh, fucking hell.
00:18:37Maybe it's that old man that he knows something.
00:18:42What do you know?
00:18:43Say it.
00:18:44Your Majesty, why are you dressing like that?
00:18:51Say it now.
00:18:53Nothing more.
00:18:54She's smart.
00:18:55I am smarter or I failed.
00:19:02You and her slept together.
00:19:05Fuck no.
00:19:06So the lamp was on all night, and your body shook all night.
00:19:11Why?
00:19:12Your Majesty, you had nothing to do, huh?
00:19:15You stayed all night there.
00:19:16Shut up.
00:19:18How dare you.
00:19:19I cost you too much.
00:19:21Do you think I will kill you?
00:19:23You woman.
00:19:24Why do you always want to be a killer?
00:19:27If I die, how lonely will you be?
00:19:32You.
00:19:32Your Majesty.
00:19:36You idiot.
00:19:37You idiot.
00:19:38Fool.
00:19:39Kneel down now.
00:19:40If not, I will kill you.
00:19:42Your Majesty, should I do that?
00:19:49Unnecessary.
00:19:50She's new here.
00:19:51Never mind.
00:19:53Why did you come to me?
00:19:55Time for the morning session.
00:19:57Who the fuck started the morning session?
00:19:59The sun just rised.
00:20:01This is unreasonable.
00:20:02Focus, Mom.
00:20:03Your Majesty, don't say that.
00:20:07Listen, move the morning session to the afternoon, and have two days break in five.
00:20:11Seek in the military camp of all the people, and bring me an armorer.
00:20:15Tell them to bring his best armor.
00:20:17Your Majesty, are you okay?
00:20:20If you're not going, you will not be okay.
00:20:23I'm an idiot.
00:20:24I'm around.
00:20:25I will do it.
00:20:28My condit is that you made it.
00:20:31How brave.
00:20:32Well, then, no more morning sessions.
00:20:36Even you come back alive.
00:20:38I'm the emperor, very busy.
00:20:40And I have to work.
00:20:41Really have no time for you.
00:20:44Can't do it.
00:20:46I make you gunpowder to defeat Jean.
00:20:50Huh, that's what you want.
00:20:53You, go to the studio, knee down for five hours.
00:20:5775% nitre, 10% brainstorm.
00:21:01Doesn't matter.
00:21:0475% nitre, 10% brainstorm.
00:21:0915% carbon.
00:21:12Extends.
00:21:13Just to hear you say it.
00:21:15If you cannot make it, if not, I will kill you.
00:21:20Your Majesty, trust me.
00:21:25The Europe used this to kill the knights of the nobles and got their castles.
00:21:39Your Majesty, the man you want is here.
00:21:43Well, thank you.
00:21:44No big deal.
00:21:46Start it.
00:21:47Of course.
00:21:51Just this?
00:21:53What do you mean?
00:21:55Disappointed.
00:21:55I'm so disappointed to you.
00:21:57How could it be?
00:21:58I am the best armorer of Dazhou.
00:22:02I'm just telling the truth.
00:22:04Your silly armor will win pieces by one shot of my gun.
00:22:10Really?
00:22:11You're kidding.
00:22:12This one can break the hardest weapon in our jail.
00:22:25Your Majesty, although this one looks weird and small,
00:22:29but I'm telling you, this one is the best of this time.
00:22:35What's its name?
00:22:36Shotgun.
00:22:37Gunpowder.
00:22:38Your Majesty, don't point it to me.
00:22:42It's dangerous.
00:22:44Ew.
00:22:44You're scared.
00:22:46Tell me.
00:22:47I can't say just learned the knowledge and the theory from my test book.
00:22:51And with my own research, I made it by luck.
00:22:54Well, I had a dream recently.
00:22:56A god told me that he likes me and taught me how to make it.
00:23:00Shut up.
00:23:01Why do you stand up?
00:23:08Your Majesty, time's up.
00:23:15Your Majesty, you see?
00:23:18I made you this sick thing.
00:23:20Are you going to give me something good in return?
00:23:23What do you want?
00:23:25I want.
00:23:25Your first time.
00:23:34Well.
00:23:36Your Majesty, you agreed?
00:23:39Let's see how hard your gun is.
00:23:43Here.
00:23:45Really?
00:23:47Okay.
00:23:48But outside, people will see it.
00:23:51You're right.
00:23:52Ah, you jerk.
00:23:55Stop.
00:23:57Your Majesty, you said you want to see my gun, so I just...
00:24:01I didn't say this gun.
00:24:03I meant this.
00:24:05Ah, your Majesty.
00:24:08As you want to see the gun, I will show you either of them.
00:24:13You.
00:24:14Get out.
00:24:16It seems you don't really want to hurt me.
00:24:19Never mind.
00:24:22My face is yours.
00:24:24Your Majesty, remember, never point the gun to the allies.
00:24:44What if I say no?
00:24:46Ah, your Majesty, this is no joke.
00:24:52So, you think I will kill you?
00:24:56Of course.
00:24:58You don't want to kill me?
00:25:00After all, only I know how to make the gunpowder and the shotgun.
00:25:04Even if the Emperor doesn't love me, she'll spare my life for the guns.
00:25:09Smart.
00:25:10Come.
00:25:13Your Majesty.
00:25:14Listen.
00:25:16Bicepho, niter, and carbon follow Xiaolinzi to make gunpowder and let the military make weapons.
00:25:24Yes.
00:25:25Your Majesty, this shotgun is just an experiment.
00:25:29If we use good iron, it's going to be so sick.
00:25:33Good.
00:25:34Let's do this.
00:25:36Tomorrow, I will let them shut up.
00:25:39He's a real man.
00:25:41These women can break armors.
00:25:43Man, looks like when Yunshan is pregnant, I'm going to be the Emperor's father-in-law.
00:26:02Still, the things Jin offers me are far more attractive.
00:26:08Go!
00:26:14Tell the mansion, Jiangnan.
00:26:16I want to see the flood.
00:26:17What happened?
00:26:22Are you thinking about Yunshan?
00:26:26How did you know, Your Majesty?
00:26:29I almost believe in your words.
00:26:32Men are dogs.
00:26:34Get out.
00:26:35I don't want to see you tonight.
00:26:38Don't do that.
00:26:39I admit, I was thinking of the Empress.
00:26:43But I swear, I wasn't thinking the thing happened with her last night.
00:26:48Besides, I thought I have completed your mission of deceiving her.
00:26:52And she do believe you're a man.
00:26:55So, shouldn't I get some rewards from you?
00:27:01Wallet.
00:27:03Hmm?
00:27:04Well, I won't.
00:27:07I think you know it clearly.
00:27:11You bastard.
00:27:14How dare you?
00:27:15You helped me.
00:27:32Sure thing.
00:27:33At your service.
00:27:43Oh, my fucking God.
00:27:45She's so good.
00:27:47I'm so tired.
00:27:51But she is so beautiful.
00:27:54It's worth it.
00:27:59Your Majesty.
00:28:01Our military now have the shotgun.
00:28:04The cities of Chi will be ruined in minutes.
00:28:08God bless.
00:28:08God bless.
00:28:09I'm blessing you guys, actually.
00:28:11Good.
00:28:12I give you 30,000 soldiers and forces.
00:28:16In 30 days, conquer the Zivis.
00:28:18There are a single.
00:28:18Can you do that?
00:28:2130,000?
00:28:23But Jenny, they have a million soldiers.
00:28:27You are famous of using soldiers.
00:28:32We have gunpowder.
00:28:34If you can't do that, what's your value for me?
00:28:37Come on.
00:28:37Do you have shotguns, but not missiles?
00:28:39Silly emperor.
00:28:41She wants to weaken the rights of him.
00:28:42But too rushed.
00:28:43Your Majesty.
00:28:44You are right.
00:28:46Sema Qing.
00:28:47You are a general.
00:28:49It's your duty to win the war.
00:28:51And the prime minister doesn't want war.
00:28:53Why is he helping the emperor?
00:28:56Your Majesty.
00:28:57Bad news.
00:28:58Your Majesty.
00:28:59Bad news.
00:29:01Them bras in Jiangnan.
00:29:02What?
00:29:03Really?
00:29:06What?
00:29:08Really?
00:29:08Just now.
00:29:09Quick report from far away.
00:29:12Of course it's real.
00:29:14If so, it's not the time to launch a war.
00:29:26Right.
00:29:27I agree with the prime minister.
00:29:29If so, there will be famine.
00:29:31People lost their home.
00:29:33If we start a war now, I'm afraid.
00:29:36Well, we talk about it later.
00:29:39To deal with the flood, what's your plan?
00:29:41The minister of registration said this year is bad.
00:29:46People harvest little.
00:29:48We don't have enough food.
00:29:50Even if we give it all to Jiangnan, it won't help anyway.
00:29:54So, no more ideas?
00:29:56I have a plan.
00:29:58It's you again.
00:29:59This matters a lot.
00:30:01There's no place for eunuch.
00:30:02Well, I think it's all right to let him talk.
00:30:07Ah, but my plan can only tell the emperor.
00:30:11Good, good, good.
00:30:18From now on,
00:30:20Lin Xiang is the first minister.
00:30:23We have the honor's war.
00:30:30Going to Jiangnan.
00:30:32Lin Xiang,
00:30:33I'm going with you.
00:30:34Mr. Li,
00:30:42is everything ready?
00:30:44No worries.
00:30:45I have told the family to behave these days.
00:30:50You know,
00:30:51Kling came here from far away.
00:30:54We're going to let him suffer.
00:30:56But don't too much.
00:30:58The prime minister means moderate.
00:31:00Yes.
00:31:02Imperial commissioner is here.
00:31:07Deputy Minister of Finance, Zhao Lun,
00:31:10come to greet Master Lin.
00:31:13Magistrate of Lingzhou,
00:31:14Li Hao,
00:31:15come to greet Master Lin.
00:31:17Mr. Lin.
00:31:19Catch me now.
00:31:21Come on,
00:31:21I'm here.
00:31:23I'm coming.
00:31:24Come on,
00:31:25Mr. Lin.
00:31:27Naughty.
00:31:27Come on,
00:31:28Mr. Lin.
00:31:29I'm going to eat you.
00:31:30I'm here waiting for you,
00:31:31Mr. Lin.
00:31:32Hey.
00:31:33Hey.
00:31:35I got you.
00:31:36You're here.
00:31:37Your majesty.
00:31:38Your majesty.
00:31:41Get out.
00:31:42Get out.
00:31:44Your majesty.
00:31:46Idiot.
00:31:50I thought you were the only good man in the palace.
00:31:54But you're the same.
00:31:55You don't work.
00:31:57But play with girls.
00:31:58Your majesty,
00:31:59you got me wrong.
00:32:00I'm doing this because
00:32:02I want to solve the problem.
00:32:04I'm here for work.
00:32:05You see me as an idiot?
00:32:07Just think about it.
00:32:08The flood in Jiangnan
00:32:09made the people suffer.
00:32:12Even the rich people,
00:32:13they can save their money.
00:32:14So those people who come here
00:32:16at the moment
00:32:16have some problems.
00:32:24Your majesty.
00:32:26You always want to know
00:32:27why the funds
00:32:27and the food disappear.
00:32:29Right?
00:32:30This is our chance.
00:32:32Come on.
00:32:44You want my girl?
00:32:45Listen.
00:32:46In Lingzhou,
00:32:47nobody dares to mess with me.
00:32:49Liu Hao is now so arrogant.
00:32:50He dares to do that
00:32:51because his father Liu Xian
00:32:52is behind him.
00:32:53Now we have flood in Jiangnan.
00:32:55Liu Xian got all the food in Liu Zhou.
00:32:57Collaborated with corrupted officials.
00:32:59See?
00:33:00That's our opportunity.
00:33:05You're going to suffer.
00:33:09So you'll know.
00:33:11Who's the boss in Lingzhou?
00:33:12The fuck no!
00:33:27İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:33:57Köomei!
00:34:00Who dares to hurt my son?
00:34:03If he's hurt, I'm gonna kill your family.
00:34:07My boy, you really got hurt.
00:34:11Dad.
00:34:15Revenge.
00:34:18Come.
00:34:22Catch them.
00:34:24Put them into my dungeon.
00:34:25I'm going to make them prefer to die
00:34:29Who the hell is here?
00:34:38Dare to disturb my time
00:34:40Mr. Li, come, kill him
00:34:42For my boy
00:34:43Greatest killer, Li Tianba
00:34:45Kill the tiger after drinking
00:34:47Got the enemy flag with that weapon
00:34:49Doesn't he belong to the government?
00:34:51Why is he working for the family Liu?
00:34:53Li Tianba
00:34:54Li Tianba
00:34:55As a soldier in the army
00:34:57The government feeds you
00:34:58How dare you to work for family Liu?
00:35:01Son, it's none of your business
00:35:02You're going to die anyway
00:35:04Go to hell
00:35:11Today, your head is mine
00:35:14Li Tianba
00:35:14You're just level 6 official
00:35:16Dare to touch me
00:35:17You're going to die
00:35:18Open your fucking eyes and see
00:35:20What is this?
00:35:22Imperial token
00:35:25You are the Imperial Commissioner
00:35:28Ladies and gentlemen
00:35:31Today I'm here
00:35:32Just for three things
00:35:34First, justice
00:35:36Second, justice
00:35:38Third
00:35:39Still fucking justice
00:35:41Master Commissioner
00:35:42Master Commissioner
00:35:43You're going to speak for us
00:35:44Liu Tian and his son took the food of disaster relief
00:35:47Making our people in Lingzhou hungry and suffered
00:35:50Please help us
00:35:52Shut Commissioner
00:35:54Mr. Li
00:35:55Don't trust this jerk
00:35:57The Commissioner
00:35:57The Commissioner certified government is an eunuch of Emperor
00:36:00But you
00:36:02You have Adam Tappel
00:36:03And mainly voice
00:36:06Obviously you're a man
00:36:08You idiot
00:36:09You dare to take the name of the Commissioner
00:36:12Get down your clothes
00:36:14And we'll know
00:36:16Alright, alright
00:36:17I will do it
00:36:18But Mr. Liu
00:36:19Think about it
00:36:20Humilating government official in public
00:36:23Is a capital crime for all your family
00:36:25Do it
00:36:26Father
00:36:27Do it
00:36:28Do it
00:36:31Mr. Liu
00:36:34Please
00:36:35Mr. Liu
00:36:39Please
00:36:40Liu Xia
00:36:56Come to greet the Commissioner
00:36:59Mr. Li
00:37:02Let's go
00:37:03Go
00:37:04Mr. Liu
00:37:05You can't
00:37:06The people here accuse you to take the food of disaster relief
00:37:09I'm going to check it now
00:37:11Monster Commissioner
00:37:12Going to check me
00:37:14Right
00:37:15No problem
00:37:18Let's see
00:37:20If you can do it or not
00:37:22Haven't you already told Family Liu
00:37:30Why is still being caught by Master Lin?
00:37:32I never thought
00:37:34You know
00:37:35Cleaning way to the brothel
00:37:36You two
00:37:38We are colleagues
00:37:40We all work for the Emperor
00:37:42Don't make us hurt
00:37:44Right
00:37:46Right
00:37:46Right
00:37:47You are right
00:37:48So tell me
00:37:49Were you collaborating with Liu Xia?
00:37:51If I check it out, Lizer
00:37:52It's going to be embarrassing
00:37:53Oh, never
00:37:54But no, no, no, never
00:37:55What if that's so
00:37:56Liu Xia
00:37:58How about
00:37:58Why are you still standing
00:38:00Not kneeling down
00:38:01I have bachelor's degree
00:38:05According to the law
00:38:07I don't have to
00:38:08If not guilty
00:38:09Selling the food for disaster relief
00:38:11Gaining money from the disaster
00:38:12You said you're not guilty
00:38:13My family
00:38:14Have the official certificate
00:38:16And sell official food from the farmer
00:38:18Why you discredit me
00:38:21I'm afraid
00:38:22I let you lose your money
00:38:25So you won't kill me
00:38:27Hey
00:38:28You accuse me first
00:38:30Come
00:38:31Thresh him 20
00:38:32Master Lin
00:38:37I have bachelor's degree
00:38:39You can't do it
00:38:41Don't say that anymore
00:38:42Do it
00:38:45Master Lin
00:38:47You can't
00:38:48You can't
00:38:49We will die
00:38:49If we break the law
00:38:50I'm the commissioner
00:38:51And I can't do it
00:38:52Who the fuck
00:38:53Makes the laws
00:38:54Master commissioner
00:38:57Go back and see the law
00:38:59Then check me later
00:39:00See you around
00:39:02Stay there
00:39:03Master
00:39:06So
00:39:07Anything else?
00:39:09You really think
00:39:10I never check you, huh?
00:39:11Come on
00:39:12Get family news
00:39:13Account books
00:39:14We already got hundreds of accountants work for him
00:39:23If he checks
00:39:24He won't get anything
00:39:25Master
00:39:26You want to check my account books now
00:39:29Any problems?
00:39:31You should go see a doctor
00:39:33And check your brain
00:39:35Come
00:39:35Go find me 10 accountants
00:39:37Master
00:39:39This
00:39:39What?
00:39:41What what what?
00:39:41All the accountants of Lin Zhou
00:39:46Belong to me
00:39:47Master
00:39:48Who do you want?
00:39:55You still want to check?
00:39:57If not
00:39:57I gotta go
00:39:59Say something
00:40:01Good idea
00:40:02If there's no accountants
00:40:04So bring me some kids that read books
00:40:06If there's no accountants
00:40:09So bring me some kids that read books
00:40:11Let children do this
00:40:13Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:40:15Joke
00:40:16What a joke
00:40:18Master Lin
00:40:19You are the commissioner
00:40:20Don't lose face of the imperial court
00:40:22If you can't do this
00:40:24Just let him go
00:40:25And we'll think about it later
00:40:27My lord
00:40:31Not easy to do that
00:40:32Trust me
00:40:35You guys
00:40:36Move
00:40:36All right
00:40:39You want the kids to do this
00:40:42I
00:40:43Will stay with you
00:40:45How kind are you?
00:40:46I'm gonna be kind too
00:40:47Come
00:40:48Give him a seat
00:40:50My lord
00:40:52What's this?
00:40:54Multiplication table
00:40:55What's that?
00:40:58Come
00:40:58Listen
00:40:59Nine plus nine
00:41:01Plus nine
00:41:01Equals
00:41:03Twenty-seven
00:41:07You didn't use the abacus
00:41:10How can you do this?
00:41:12That's multiplication table
00:41:13Kids
00:41:15I'll give you an hour
00:41:17Who can recite all the things from the paper
00:41:20We'll get the gold
00:41:22Huh
00:41:24Fucking idiot
00:41:26Kids
00:41:29You ready?
00:41:31Yes
00:41:31Good
00:41:33Now listen
00:41:34Five times nine
00:41:36Equals
00:41:36Forty-five
00:41:37Eight times eight
00:41:39Sixty-four
00:41:40Nine times nine
00:41:42Eighty-one
00:41:43What?
00:41:44Without abacus
00:41:45How do they do that?
00:41:48It's showtime
00:41:49Kids
00:41:51Use the formulas you recited
00:41:53Pre-calculate those account books
00:41:56These money
00:41:57Will be yours
00:41:59Shhh
00:41:59Shhh
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00:42:27Liyo'da 1,200 ton, 16 milyon yen illegal.
00:42:32Please check my law.
00:42:35Bullshit!
00:42:36You...
00:42:37You set me up!
00:42:39Liyo'da öldü the people and cheat the emperor.
00:42:42Threat him 50 and led to the cell.
00:42:44Then to the Supreme Court.
00:42:46Master Dahl! Master Li! Save me!
00:43:05Master Dahl! Master Dahl!
00:43:07I have worked for Prime Minister for so many years!
00:43:11I deserve some credit for hard work, if not for merit!
00:43:14Master Dahl!
00:43:19Prime Minister wants you to die.
00:43:21No one can say,
00:43:22Master Liu!
00:43:23Master Prime Minister doesn't need you anymore!
00:43:34I have known that Dahl and Liyo have done wrong.
00:43:37Why not investigate them?
00:43:38Government allocate funds 10,000 every year.
00:43:41They are not important.
00:43:42Most of the money were not embassled by them.
00:43:45To cure disease, we should look into the root, not only symptoms.
00:43:48Only you have the weight of words.
00:43:50How about take the emperor's place?
00:43:52I don't like to be the emperor.
00:43:53Hard work.
00:43:54Must attend imperial court every morning.
00:43:56Exhausted.
00:43:57But...
00:43:58For what?
00:43:59I could be the man of the emperor.
00:44:01I could be the man of the emperor.
00:44:04I could be the man of the emperor.
00:44:07There's no man in the palace.
00:44:09Only eunuchs.
00:44:10You want to be with me forever.
00:44:12Put it out to the arrival of your leg.
00:44:25You're not clean.
00:44:26Royal Inspector.
00:44:27Do you admit your crime?
00:44:29I don't.
00:44:30You tell me what did I commit?
00:44:32Can't call it crime of killing people?
00:44:34Master Li.
00:44:35It's not me who put the poison.
00:44:37I also know who's the real murderer.
00:44:42Uh...
00:44:43You must provide evidence in the courts.
00:44:45You want evidence?
00:44:46Guards, come in.
00:44:47Bring a silver needle to me.
00:44:52Since people is poisoned,
00:44:53Then when the dead body is touched by the silver needle,
00:44:56It will be blackened.
00:44:58Just as...
00:45:02This.
00:45:11If the needle doesn't touch the poison,
00:45:13Nothing will change.
00:45:15You too, masters.
00:45:24This.
00:45:25Is the evidence.
00:45:29What...
00:45:30What does this mean?
00:45:31Idiot.
00:45:34The silver needle touching the dead body will be blackened,
00:45:37But when it's setting into the stomach, nothing changed.
00:45:41This proved the country is not poisonous,
00:45:44But the bull holding the kanji.
00:45:46You...
00:45:47You little mateservant!
00:45:48How dare you to blame me?
00:45:51Master Li,
00:45:52As far as I know,
00:45:53These chopsticks and bows
00:45:55Are provided by you.
00:45:58This must be...
00:46:00Misunderstanding.
00:46:02Just misunderstanding.
00:46:04Li Hao, how dare you?
00:46:05Attack court magistrate on purpose.
00:46:07Do you admit your crime?
00:46:09The fact is...
00:46:14Murder!
00:46:15Murder!
00:46:16Murder!
00:46:31This knife is made by its crazy skills,
00:46:34Must not made in a common workshop.
00:46:36Master Zhao,
00:46:37Well...
00:46:38Do you know...
00:46:39Who is the person behind Master Li?
00:46:41You know, Klee.
00:46:42I always keep loyal...
00:46:44To the Emperor.
00:46:45Enough!
00:46:46Now there's a Helmside case.
00:46:48It's not safe here.
00:46:49Prepare a carriage.
00:46:50I want to return to the palace.
00:46:54Master Prime Minister,
00:46:56This guy is very tricky.
00:46:57You shouldn't save him.
00:46:59Then what's your idea?
00:47:00What do you think I should do?
00:47:02Kill him!
00:47:03Kill!
00:47:04Bullshit!
00:47:05You idiot!
00:47:06Get away from me!
00:47:15Tell the Jiangnan court,
00:47:17This disaster,
00:47:18There's no need to be relieved.
00:47:19Yes!
00:47:20Jane Dennestyn Wolf of White further 20 miles.
00:47:31Great General,
00:47:32What measures do you get?
00:47:34Your Majesty,
00:47:35If you ask me,
00:47:36Fight as you say.
00:47:37Don't allow the spirit of the enemy,
00:47:39And reduce our own courage.
00:47:41Sir Martin is loyal.
00:47:42I should not suspect him too much.
00:47:45Prime Minister,
00:47:46You say?
00:47:48Your Majesty,
00:47:49The enemy should die.
00:47:50I agree to launch the war.
00:47:53Yun Shifu,
00:47:54This old dog,
00:47:55Why suddenly changed?
00:47:56Surprised me with his acts.
00:47:57He agrees with Zimaxing,
00:47:59Wants to fight.
00:48:01Wrong.
00:48:04Your Majesty,
00:48:05Jiangnan flood is just revealed a little.
00:48:08People just began to look forward in the future.
00:48:10If to start a war now,
00:48:12There will be complaints all around.
00:48:14Yunoclean,
00:48:15You are wrong.
00:48:16Since ancient times,
00:48:17Where there is a country,
00:48:19There is a hole.
00:48:20Should not let the Jane soldier,
00:48:22Approach the border of our country.
00:48:24You can't.
00:48:25I have an idea.
00:48:26Without the war,
00:48:27We can also drive off,
00:48:28A million bold soldiers.
00:48:32Yunoclean said without the war,
00:48:34We could also repel off a million elite troops.
00:48:37Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:48:40Even the Suns,
00:48:41Can't say such words.
00:48:42Do no claim.
00:48:43Your joke is too much.
00:48:45The nation's dynasty is not a game to play.
00:48:48Listen to me.
00:48:49Take back what you said just now.
00:48:51Otherwise,
00:48:52You will be accused of cheating the Emperor.
00:48:54Cheating the Emperor?
00:48:55Who am I cheating?
00:48:56Who am I cheating?
00:48:57I really have an idea.
00:48:59Little Ring,
00:49:00Are you also curious?
00:49:01Go ahead,
00:49:02Tell us.
00:49:03What's the good idea?
00:49:04Your Majesty,
00:49:05War between big countries.
00:49:07Logistics is the most essential.
00:49:09The party which is short of food and water,
00:49:11Will lose.
00:49:12What I mean is that we could burn our granary down.
00:49:15Yunoclean,
00:49:16Do you know where Jane's granary is?
00:49:18It's the real area of Paris.
00:49:20If you want to burn down the granary,
00:49:22You should break through 20 lines of defense.
00:49:25I'm afraid.
00:49:26Before you see the granary,
00:49:27Your head has already been on the ground.
00:49:30Oh, I'm so scared.
00:49:32From which year you heard that I'm gonna go there to burn it down?
00:49:36Your Majesty,
00:49:37I will not waste any soldier.
00:49:41Really?
00:49:42We don't even need to get out of the city gate.
00:49:46Since Yunoclean is so self-confident,
00:49:48Let us widen our vision.
00:49:50Then try.
00:49:51Come.
00:50:00Go.
00:50:01Your Majesty,
00:50:02All is arranged.
00:50:03Let's go to the Imperial Garden and see.
00:50:05Order, beloved officials.
00:50:07Go with me.
00:50:08What happens next will be beyond your recognition.
00:50:25But don't panic.
00:50:26It's not witchcraft or immortal method.
00:50:31It is...
00:50:32Signs.
00:50:46Little Lin, how did you make it?
00:50:48Your Majesty.
00:50:49This is the principle of convex mirror.
00:50:53It can focus the lights in the air together and form a point of high temperature.
00:50:57You just use this principle I told you.
00:50:59Make a bigger crystal and put it on the city wall.
00:51:01And focus on the granary of Jin peoples.
00:51:03It will be burned down.
00:51:04General Sima, listen to the order.
00:51:06Produce giant crystal immediately.
00:51:08In three days, I want to burn down Jin peoples' granary.
00:51:11Master Prime Minister, the guy Lin Xiao is so tricky.
00:51:15We must get rid of him.
00:51:17I got a good idea.
00:51:18Go ahead.
00:51:19In two days will be the 70th birthday of the Elder Empress Dowager.
00:51:23She's temper, as you know, is changeable.
00:51:26If I ask Lin Xiao to handle the birthday banquet.
00:51:29If in the banquet, he causes the Elder Empress Dowager to lose her face.
00:51:34He, Lin Xiao, will be destined to die.
00:51:36Fine.
00:51:37Good idea.
00:51:38You're meritorious.
00:51:39Get the rewards.
00:51:42Master Prime Minister, I will be your dog from now on.
00:51:45Enough.
00:51:46Get away.
00:51:56Come in.
00:52:18Come in.
00:52:23You know, Klee.
00:52:27What's your matter?
00:52:28Your majesty.
00:52:29Something happened in Lin Xiao city.
00:52:33Let me in.
00:52:34Let us in.
00:52:39Fellow countrymen.
00:52:40Although we sisters are of humble origins,
00:52:44but we are law-abiding citizens.
00:52:46We come here and surround the counter street for a couple days
00:52:49for the purpose of nothing but asking a question for Master.
00:52:52A weak course of life can be called life?
00:52:54Today, if Master cannot give us an answer,
00:52:58me, Yu Zhu, will kill myself here.
00:53:01Wait.
00:53:05What for?
00:53:06This is for what?
00:53:07Your parents gave your life to commit suicide?
00:53:10You're disgraceful.
00:53:11Master, don't blame them.
00:53:13Is Yanru the best co-design of Zuihua Tower?
00:53:34We have no ideas.
00:53:35For we leave the disaster master.
00:53:36Made a scene in Zuihua Tower.
00:53:37Executed Lu Xian and his son.
00:53:38It should be the good news.
00:53:39But now, rumors circulated out.
00:53:40Who are there to entertain our Zuihua Tower?
00:53:41We'll be the next father and son of Lu.
00:53:42Now, men from Lin Xiao will stay at home.
00:53:43We'll leave Lin Xiao to other places looking for fun.
00:53:44With his turn from Zuihua Tower.
00:53:45We will die of hunger.
00:53:46Liberate core design.
00:53:47Give them new jobs.
00:53:48I kind of read this from the history book.
00:53:49Master, please do us justice.
00:53:50Uh, sisters, abilities.
00:54:13Please rise.
00:54:15As for this matter,
00:54:16I will do you our justice.
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00:59:54You know who I am? The Imperial Commissioner Lin Xiao.
00:59:58You dare to touch me? I call for people.
01:00:00Your Highness, it's me.
01:00:04You old man.
01:00:06Whose idea is this? You can't talk. Why acting like kidnappers?
01:00:10The officials are very strict recently. Many bros were captured.
01:00:14So we have to do things like this.
01:00:16Alright, alright. Get up, get up.
01:00:18I know it's hard for you.
01:00:19Thank you, Highness.
01:00:21So why are you here?
01:00:23We risked our lives and stole this from the Persian army.
01:00:29You just need to put this in the cup of the Emperor.
01:00:33He will die immediately.
01:00:37You really mean it?
01:00:38Your Highness, do you still remember how your father died?
01:00:43Or you have surrounded to this government?
01:00:47Enough. If you're not willing, give it back to me.
01:00:50I'll do it myself. Revenge for the former Emperor.
01:00:54Asha is my wife without wedding.
01:00:56She can't die.
01:00:57I'd better agree with him first.
01:01:00Alright. I will do it.
01:01:02I'll put poison too.
01:01:03But it's not the time.
01:01:04I'll have to wait for the final disaster relief.
01:01:07Your Highness, what you mean?
01:01:09Come, tell me.
01:01:11What's the foundation of a country?
01:01:13It's you.
01:01:14Me?
01:01:15It's the people.
01:01:17The people are the foundation.
01:01:19Now Jiangnan has a disaster.
01:01:21If I rebel now, the people will get hurt.
01:01:24Even if I win, then what's next?
01:01:27People will say, I'm a tyrant.
01:01:32Your Highness, you think of the people.
01:01:36You will be a real good Emperor.
01:01:38I got you wrong.
01:01:39Please punish me.
01:01:41Really?
01:01:42He believes that.
01:01:43Alright, rice.
01:01:47Thank you.
01:01:48Remember, don't come to me if nothing happened.
01:01:51Then, I'll wait for the good news.
01:01:53Mr. Lin, where were you?
01:02:00The show was over.
01:02:01You just returned.
01:02:02You little girl.
01:02:03Care about me?
01:02:04How was the show?
01:02:05We are here.
01:02:06We never get wrong.
01:02:07The leader of the camp has said
01:02:09the soldiers were really satisfied with the show,
01:02:12pretty much,
01:02:12and invited us to the battle camp to dance.
01:02:15So now you have new job to do, right?
01:02:18Alright.
01:02:20Go buy some clothes and makeup in the market
01:02:22to praise the girls.
01:02:23So much to us.
01:02:25Ah, no big deal.
01:02:27I always keep my promises.
01:02:33Oh, Sister Yanu.
01:02:36She's looking for you.
01:02:37Looking for me?
01:02:38Okay.
01:02:38Yanu, you looking for me?
01:03:01Mr. Lin, you are awake.
01:03:20I'm sorry for you, Drew.
01:03:22Never mind.
01:03:23You're good.
01:03:25You're good, I'm good.
01:03:28My lord.
01:03:30Actually...
01:03:31Ah, Yanu, tell me directly.
01:03:34If I can do it, I will do it.
01:03:37Okay.
01:03:38Ah, what do you mean?
01:03:41Even though you're not a real man,
01:03:43but the palace there isn't allowed to stop a unit to marry.
01:03:46Please, Mr. Lin, marry me.
01:03:48I want to service you for my life.
01:03:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:03:53What a surprise.
01:03:57If Asha knows, she'll kill me.
01:04:00We don't like Yanu.
01:04:01Ah, I didn't mean that.
01:04:04Sir, I have nothing to say.
01:04:06Since I have done this job for ten years,
01:04:09I never saw my booty.
01:04:12Mr. Lin doesn't want me.
01:04:13Doesn't want to marry me.
01:04:15I will not insist it.
01:04:17But please, take my gift.
01:04:19What gift?
01:04:20My pure body.
01:04:21Ah, you silly girl.
01:04:30When did I tell you I don't want you?
01:04:33All right, all right, all right.
01:04:34Don't cry.
01:04:36Yanu, you really want to be with me?
01:04:39I think, Mr. Lin, you're kind and talented.
01:04:43You deserve it.
01:04:44I want to go with you all my life.
01:04:47Never mind.
01:04:48Die under the peony, I will be a romantic ghost.
01:04:50If Nan Gongxian is going to kill me, so be it.
01:04:53Okay, from now on, you are my woman.
01:04:56Really?
01:04:58Of course.
01:04:59I never cheat.
01:05:01Hey.
01:05:02Mr. Lin, you...
01:05:07Actually, I'm not a eunuch.
01:05:17Don't tell others.
01:05:19Otherwise, I'm going to be imprisoned and executed tomorrow.
01:05:23Honey, they won't do that.
01:05:25I want to have kids with you.
01:05:29A kid.
01:05:32That's not enough.
01:05:33I want a hundred.
01:05:34No.
01:05:37Honey, let's go to bed.
01:05:40Ah, Ashuan.
01:05:41You know you should come back.
01:05:49Your majesty.
01:05:51I went to Jiangnan to solve the problems.
01:05:57You know, Jiangnan is very rich.
01:06:00It's vital to our country, Dazhou.
01:06:02I stayed there for a little longer, just for working.
01:06:08I've never heard working for the court in the brothel.
01:06:12Wrong.
01:06:13Wrong, your majesty.
01:06:15You know, the brothel is a place of news.
01:06:18I was really there for work.
01:06:19I think you work on a girl.
01:06:25Your majesty.
01:06:26You think I never worked and I played around, right?
01:06:29You forget about me anyway.
01:06:32Never.
01:06:34Now the most important thing is the birthday party of the Empress Dauvija.
01:06:38Do you think I'm giving you a cold shoulder?
01:06:41Well, call me Honey.
01:06:43Then I'll stay with you all the time.
01:06:45Idiot.
01:06:46Stop thinking about that.
01:06:47I only let you call me Ashuan.
01:06:51Ashuan.
01:06:54You're so aromatic.
01:06:58Ashuan sounds bad.
01:07:00Like a servant.
01:07:02Call me Nanggong?
01:07:04Miss Nanggong?
01:07:05Well, she does have gifts.
01:07:07She knows role play.
01:07:11So, Miss Nanggong, let's get to sleep.
01:07:13Wait.
01:07:14What's wrong again?
01:07:15These nicknames are only used in private.
01:07:19Of course.
01:07:21I'm not going to risk my life to call you that in front of the officials.
01:07:26Salinsu.
01:07:27I'll ask you, do you feel uncomfortable with me?
01:07:30It's not like life outside.
01:07:32Free and vivid.
01:07:33Why are you saying that?
01:07:35Are you showing your love?
01:07:37Tell me.
01:07:39Ah.
01:07:40Even though you always kick me, hit me, having a bad temper with an annoying face.
01:07:46Furthermore,
01:07:47But you're a good emperor.
01:07:51Always worrying about the people you can't have a good temper.
01:07:54Acting like a man in his palace full of battle and scheme.
01:07:57And balancing all the forces.
01:07:59Making you...
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