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Money, Guns, and a Merry Christmas - Full Movie
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00:00:00Stop moving!
00:00:19Hands up!
00:00:20Easy, soldier.
00:00:22You have some coffee?
00:00:23Swear this freezing my balls.
00:00:25This is a restricted military facility.
00:00:27Turn around and walk away.
00:00:29Or I'll warm you up by unloading my clip into you.
00:00:31It'll be a monumentally stupid thing to do.
00:00:34Let General Allen know that I'm here.
00:00:36Then step aside, soldier.
00:00:37General Allen, huh?
00:00:39Who do you think you are?
00:00:42The damn president?
00:00:44The general doesn't take walk-ins by random man in pritchy shoes.
00:00:48Back the fuck up or I'll take you down.
00:00:59What the hell are you doing, soldier?
00:01:11Sir, this con man was trying to talk his way into our secure facility.
00:01:17Con man, this is Damian Blaine, CEO of Atlas Defense Group.
00:01:22Our top military contractor.
00:01:25He single-handedly controls the global arms trade.
00:01:28You fucking fool!
00:01:30I'm sorry, sir.
00:01:31I'm a fool, sir.
00:01:33Please, sir, forgive me for my stupidity.
00:01:37At ease, soldier.
00:01:38Step aside.
00:01:39Gentlemen, your arsenal's best intercontinental ballistic missile takes 27 minutes to reach
00:01:53its target across the globe.
00:01:54Giving our enemies 27 minutes to prepare and launch retaliatory strikes.
00:01:59It's a weak spot, but we can't do any better.
00:02:02It's impossible.
00:02:03Impossible isn't in my vocabulary.
00:02:06We can do better.
00:02:07I have.
00:02:10I got it down from 27 minutes to only three.
00:02:16I thought you'd be skeptical.
00:02:18So how about a show and tell?
00:02:20Gentlemen, I present to you the Titan Missile.
00:02:23Now you can strike anywhere in the world in just three minutes.
00:02:35Get it again, sir.
00:02:36We'll take all of it.
00:02:38No matter the cost.
00:02:40We'll take it all.
00:02:42Thought you'd say so.
00:02:43Good.
00:02:44Before you leave, the president would like to host you for dinner.
00:02:47Well, I'm honored.
00:02:48But please tell the president I'm unavailable.
00:02:50Tonight, I have other plans.
00:02:52You're standing up, the president.
00:02:54What plans could be more important?
00:02:58Well, General, as you can imagine, I sell weapons for a living.
00:03:01And my father's worried that I'll die single.
00:03:03So tonight, I'm going on a date to find my future wife.
00:03:07When we get married and merge our family companies, your Olsen group will double its value.
00:03:23It's a win-win for me.
00:03:25Because I get richer and get to bone a hottie like you anytime I want.
00:03:31My father is forcing me to find a rich husband.
00:03:40But it won't be an immature frat boy like you trying to leech off my family.
00:03:44Get lost, creep.
00:03:45Spoiled bitch!
00:03:46Whatever.
00:03:47So, what do you do for a living?
00:03:54Well, uh, I'm...
00:03:56My father's demanding I settle down.
00:03:58But I don't want a wife who only wants me for my money.
00:04:01I'm in sales.
00:04:03What about you, sir?
00:04:04Sales?
00:04:06How much do you make?
00:04:08But does that really matter?
00:04:10Yeah.
00:04:12Okay.
00:04:13Um, in a good year, 50 or 60...
00:04:17I see, Grant.
00:04:18Good Lord, you...
00:04:20You can't even get a one-bedroom rental on that.
00:04:24Oh.
00:04:25I cannot believe my daddy set me up with someone so...
00:04:30Poor.
00:04:32Why don't we get to know each other a bit before discussing money?
00:04:35Pass.
00:04:36Money's the only thing that matters.
00:04:39What a waste of my time.
00:04:42I passed up dinner with the president for this day.
00:04:44Talk about a waste of time.
00:04:45And I meant 50 or 60 million.
00:04:51Had a bad date, huh?
00:04:57Tell me about it.
00:04:59I threw a drink in his face.
00:05:01My father is going to be furious and cut me off unless...
00:05:05I was just starting to like you, Smile.
00:05:07And he'll cut you off in less.
00:05:12This might sound crazy, but I would make it worth your while.
00:05:18Would you want to get married?
00:05:24Married.
00:05:25You really bring new meaning to moving fast on the first day.
00:05:29Oh?
00:05:29Is this a date?
00:05:31It is a Friday night.
00:05:33It's a really nice place, and...
00:05:36You look fantastic.
00:05:39This is the best date I've had in ages.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42Since it's a date, I'll get right to the getting to know me phase.
00:05:46My family's business is struggling.
00:05:48My father, a very traditional man, has got it in his head that the solution to our problems
00:05:54is marrying me off to some rich snob.
00:05:57I'm flattered.
00:05:59But what makes you think I fit the rich man profile?
00:06:02It doesn't matter.
00:06:03I don't care how much you make.
00:06:04I just need to get married to get my parents out of my back while I fix our business.
00:06:09Contract marriage.
00:06:11Oh.
00:06:12That could work too.
00:06:13I know it's a crazy thing to ask.
00:06:15But I could pay you $10,000.
00:06:18All you'd have to do is play along and...
00:06:20That won't be necessary.
00:06:22I'd marry you for free.
00:06:28So I suppose my soon-to-be wife should know my name.
00:06:32I'm Damien.
00:06:32Iris Olsen.
00:06:35Pleasure to meet you.
00:06:36Pleasure to meet you.
00:06:38Hope you don't have any Christmas plans.
00:06:40Because as my fiancé, I need you to come meet my family.
00:06:44Looking forward to it.
00:06:51Mr. Damien, Merry Christmas.
00:06:53Merry Christmas.
00:06:54These are the Christmas gifts that you got for the Elf Sims.
00:06:57They're worth hundreds of millions, so please let me securely deliver them to them.
00:07:01No need.
00:07:01I'll deliver them myself.
00:07:04Uh, but this is a company SUV.
00:07:06I'm a little confused.
00:07:08You're the Olsen's honored guests, and they didn't get you a car?
00:07:11Do they realize who you are?
00:07:13I haven't met the family or told them who I am yet.
00:07:16That's how I want it.
00:07:17I want them to know me for me, rather than my money.
00:07:20All right.
00:07:21Whatever you say, sir.
00:07:22Yes, and you are?
00:07:32Mom, this is my husband.
00:07:34We were just talking about you.
00:07:36Merry Christmas, ma'am.
00:07:37I'm Damien.
00:07:37I was hoping it was all a bad dream, but you're really here.
00:07:42My daughter really married a poor salesman.
00:07:45Mom, be respectful.
00:07:47I like him.
00:07:48This is Olsen.
00:08:00You're looking as gluttly as ever.
00:08:03Oh, Marcus.
00:08:06What a lovely surprise.
00:08:07I didn't know you'd arrived.
00:08:11Um, what was your name again?
00:08:15Salesman.
00:08:15Oh, Damien.
00:08:16Yes, Damien.
00:08:17You should be honored.
00:08:19This is Marcus Walton, heir to the Walton Group,
00:08:23and the only man worthy of marrying my daughter.
00:08:30So, you chose to marry this Iris?
00:08:35How...
00:08:37Bizarre?
00:08:40Bizarre, yes.
00:08:42What can I say?
00:08:44My wife Iris has good taste.
00:08:48Don't be rude.
00:08:50Do you know who you're talking to?
00:08:53This man, the Walton Group, makes over a million dollars a month.
00:08:59You could probably never earn that much in an entire year.
00:09:04You'd be surprised.
00:09:05I'm sorry, Damien.
00:09:07This isn't...
00:09:07Don't bother, Mrs. Olsen.
00:09:09There's no point in trying to explain anything to someone like him.
00:09:14You're right, Marcus.
00:09:16Let's not waste our thoughts on such negative things.
00:09:19It's Christmas!
00:09:20It's Christmas.
00:09:21I'm sorry.
00:09:26Marcus is the douchebag my parents want me to marry.
00:09:29They only care about being rich, and they hate people who aren't.
00:09:33That's why my mom's being rude to you.
00:09:35They have no idea what being rich means.
00:09:40Damien, are you upset?
00:09:42Please, you're not going to back out of this, right?
00:09:44Oh, no, no, no.
00:09:45I'm all in.
00:09:47When I make a promise, I plan to keep it.
00:09:50I'd never screw you like that.
00:09:53I mean...
00:09:53Unless you consented first.
00:09:57If we get through this day with my family, I'll consent to anything.
00:10:05And I'll even throw in an extra grand for putting up with my family.
00:10:09Well, I'm looking forward to it.
00:10:12But, Iris, I really don't need your money.
00:10:15I'm good.
00:10:16Iris, did you know Marcus is working on a deal with Harvey Lambert?
00:10:22No, Mom, I didn't.
00:10:24Because I don't even know who Mr. Lambert is.
00:10:27Harvey Lambert?
00:10:29He's only the second command, the world's largest defense contractor, Atlas.
00:10:38And with Mr. Lambert's support, we're going to take the one group worldwide.
00:10:44And, uh, quadruple our profits.
00:10:48Oh, you see, Iris, Marcus is very impressive.
00:10:52He's a mover and a shaker.
00:10:55He's the kind of man you should marry, not this salesman
00:11:00who could probably never get an appointment with someone as powerful as Harvey Lambert.
00:11:05I didn't realize Harvey was such a big deal to people outside the military.
00:11:08Harvey?
00:11:10In this house, we show respect.
00:11:13And you are not on a first-name basis with a man like...
00:11:17Oh, but I am.
00:11:19Harvey's an old friend.
00:11:25An old friend.
00:11:28That's not possible.
00:11:30Marcus, he's just a salesman.
00:11:32He's just making stuff up so he doesn't look bad in front of Iris.
00:11:36On the contrary.
00:11:39I feel bad for you, Iris.
00:11:42Not only is your husband unsuccessful, he's a compulsive liar.
00:11:47Shame.
00:11:48But don't worry, darling.
00:11:49If he's strapped for cash, I can hook him up.
00:11:52I'm fine.
00:11:55Oh, it's Christmas time.
00:11:57I could hook you up with a, uh, big boy job.
00:12:03You can clean toilets at my company.
00:12:06If you're lucky, he might just catch a glimpse of, uh, your old friend as he's leaving the bathroom.
00:12:14Marcus, stop it.
00:12:15I don't care that Damien is poor.
00:12:18He's much more of a man than you'll ever be.
00:12:20And I won't let you insult him like this.
00:12:24Thanks, babe.
00:12:26But don't worry.
00:12:28They've got me all wrong.
00:12:30I actually, uh...
00:12:32What an coincidence.
00:12:38Uh, father is discussing a business with Mr. Lambert.
00:12:45What a perfect way to prove that you're a liar.
00:12:49Dad?
00:12:49What?
00:12:51Mr. Lambert wants me to be there in person?
00:12:54I'll leave right away.
00:12:56Mr. Lambert isn't there yet, but, uh, he'd like me to join him.
00:13:00I'll just, uh, confirm with your old friend Harvey that he's never met you before.
00:13:06You little liar.
00:13:08Can't wait.
00:13:10And when you're ready to apologize, you know where to find me.
00:13:16You'll be apologizing to me.
00:13:19All right, well, Mrs. Olson, Iris, I'm afraid I have to chat, but I have, uh, business to conduct.
00:13:27Don't worry, I'll be back with your Christmas gifts.
00:13:30Iris, how could you have been so rude to Marcus?
00:13:39And Damien, you liar.
00:13:42Mom, stop it.
00:13:44We're gonna be late for Christmas at Grandpa's.
00:13:45Let's just go.
00:13:46Merry Christmas, Amanda.
00:13:56Merry Christmas, cousin.
00:13:57I am so glad you did not bring that pathetic...
00:14:00This is...
00:14:01Merry Christmas.
00:14:08Merry Christmas, family.
00:14:10Who's this, Rando?
00:14:12You must be Tom.
00:14:13Hi, I'm Damien.
00:14:15I was his husband.
00:14:15So, you're the broke salesman who married Iris without even bothering to meet the family first?
00:14:25Oh, he doesn't care about Iris.
00:14:26He just married her for our money.
00:14:29Listen, guy.
00:14:30We all have a stake in this family business.
00:14:32You can't just waltz in here with Iris and steal it from us.
00:14:36I told you, Iris, darling.
00:14:38Bringing this freeloader home was a mistake.
00:14:40Enough.
00:14:41It's Christmas.
00:14:43If you all can't be decent, my husband and I are gonna have to leave.
00:14:47Iris, don't be like that.
00:14:48We're just joking.
00:14:50You're the guest of honor tonight.
00:14:51You can't leave.
00:14:52Come on, come here.
00:14:53Come here.
00:14:59I'm sorry, Damien.
00:15:02My family's business is in trouble, and they were counting on Marcus to save us by marrying
00:15:06me off to him first.
00:15:08It's nothing personal.
00:15:10They just see you as standing in front of their money.
00:15:12It's amusing, actually.
00:15:13They're so against me, but they don't know anything about me.
00:15:17I know everything I need to know about you.
00:15:22Unlike the men they want me to be with, you're a good guy.
00:15:25You're doing great.
00:15:26This is the best few grand I've ever spent.
00:15:28Well, I'm just keeping my promise, and I really don't need your money.
00:15:34I'm having a really good time with you.
00:15:36You're special.
00:15:38And I feel bad.
00:15:40In a rush to get married, we never consummated our relationship.
00:15:44But maybe later tonight, we can...
00:15:52Monty Iris!
00:15:54Uh, who's that?
00:15:56Hi, Leslie.
00:15:56Leslie, this is my new husband, Damien.
00:16:00Damien, this is my niece, Leslie.
00:16:01Merry Christmas, Uncle Damien.
00:16:03Merry Christmas, kiddo.
00:16:05I didn't know you had a niece.
00:16:06I wouldn't have brought her a gift.
00:16:08Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
00:16:10Whoa.
00:16:11Uncle Damien, my money home's empty.
00:16:13Can you give me some money to fill it up for Christmas?
00:16:16Oh, honey.
00:16:17Hey, you're asking the wrong man.
00:16:20He's just a broke, small-town loser.
00:16:22He doesn't have any cash for you.
00:16:24Do you, Damien?
00:16:25Leslie, Damien can't afford it.
00:16:28Daddy, what's a broke loser?
00:16:30Oh, it's just someone who's stupid and lazy and doesn't have enough to eat.
00:16:36Sounds sad, right?
00:16:38Oh, no.
00:16:39I'm really sorry, Uncle Damien.
00:16:40I shouldn't have asked.
00:16:42Tom.
00:16:43Leslie, your dad is joking.
00:16:45But maybe, instead of something that costs money, Uncle Damien could take you somewhere.
00:16:50Now, Leslie, I'd love to fill your money gun.
00:16:52But I don't have any cash on me.
00:16:54But if you take this to the bank, they'll fill it up for you.
00:16:57Oh, Damien.
00:16:58And you know the bank won't bother cashing a check that's worth less than the paper that it's printed on.
00:17:0550 grand.
00:17:08$50,000?
00:17:10Where'd you get this kind of money?
00:17:12I can't be right.
00:17:15Unless...
00:17:15Damien, I don't know where you're from, but in the real world, writing a bad check is a crime.
00:17:21I knew it.
00:17:22He doesn't have this kind of money.
00:17:24He's just trying to show off.
00:17:26This check is worthless.
00:17:28It's not, Leslie.
00:17:30Cash the check.
00:17:33Shh.
00:17:34This idiot's clothes don't even have a brand.
00:17:36If you're going to pretend to be rich, try investing in some nicer clothes instead of these cheap knockoffs.
00:17:42Cheap?
00:17:42This is custom made, thank you.
00:17:44Damien, you are an embarrassment to this family.
00:17:47Lying to a child to protect your poor ego.
00:17:51How awful.
00:17:53You know, I was curious why your family's business was failing.
00:17:57But now I see why.
00:17:58You guys all jump to conclusions, and you can't see the truth when it's right in front of your face.
00:18:04You think I'm some poor loser?
00:18:06Prove it.
00:18:07Cash the check.
00:18:08Take it to the bank.
00:18:09And when you're ready to apologize, my wife and I will be here waiting.
00:18:13And when the check bounces, it won't.
00:18:15This is a family Christmas, and I'm done wasting my time on this loser.
00:18:24Agreed.
00:18:25Tom, help me with this.
00:18:26I need a drink.
00:18:27Who brought these Christmas gifts?
00:18:36They're from Damien.
00:18:37It's just a few gifts I got for the family.
00:18:40We can open them up during dinner.
00:18:41I really don't want to upset Dad during dinner, so I better check them out to make sure they're not too cheap or offensive.
00:18:45Hey, tough guy.
00:18:48What, are you embarrassed about your Christmas gifts?
00:18:50What is this fuss about, huh?
00:18:53Grandpa.
00:18:56This is my husband, Damien.
00:18:57The one I told you about.
00:18:59Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:19:00Good, good.
00:19:02Not too tall, but handsome.
00:19:04You two make a lovely couple.
00:19:07Hey, Dad, what are you doing?
00:19:09Shouldn't you be resting?
00:19:09I couldn't wait to see my precious granddaughter.
00:19:14Is that a problem?
00:19:18Grandpa, everyone, dinner's ready.
00:19:39Can I help you, little girl?
00:19:44I'm here to get some cash from my uncle.
00:19:48My dad said it's fake, but my uncle Damien said it's real, and he's a nice guy.
00:19:54Can you help me cash it?
00:19:56$50,000?
00:19:58I think your uncle's playing a trick on you.
00:20:03I'm sorry.
00:20:05I didn't know.
00:20:06This is authentic.
00:20:07I'll get your cash now.
00:20:09Iris, where can I find a chair?
00:20:15Oh, you want a seat at our table when nobody wants you here?
00:20:20He's Iris' husband.
00:20:22Why, don't you?
00:20:23Grandpa, we didn't even know Iris was married.
00:20:25It was random.
00:20:27Aren't you a little concerned that he could be coming for our family's wealth?
00:20:29Damien isn't like that.
00:20:31Iris, we're just looking out for you, okay?
00:20:34I mean, seriously, a guy like this,
00:20:36marrying the CEO of the Olsen Group,
00:20:38if he's not after our money.
00:20:40Why else would he be here?
00:20:44That's enough.
00:20:45It's Christmas dinner.
00:20:47Everyone.
00:20:48Be respectful.
00:20:50Damien, I got you a present.
00:20:51I think someone confused me for the dog.
00:21:05Good one, sis.
00:21:08Iris, your husband's just been bagging like a pathetic dog for our family fortune.
00:21:14We're going to treat him like one.
00:21:15Amanda, is this some kind of a joke?
00:21:17Actually, I'm not hungry.
00:21:18Oh, you won't eat the food we give you.
00:21:21You ungrateful little gold digger.
00:21:25I'm confused.
00:21:26Okay, Grandpa, let me explain to you what everyone's thinking here.
00:21:30Damien doesn't deserve Iris.
00:21:32Not even a little.
00:21:34He tried to scam my daughter with a fake check.
00:21:36He's a terrible role model and a liar.
00:21:38Merry Christmas.
00:21:41Merry Christmas.
00:21:47The check was real, Dad.
00:21:54Leslie, where did you get all this?
00:21:56It's real.
00:21:57I took Uncle Damien's check to the bank and they cashed it.
00:22:03Thank you, Uncle Damien.
00:22:05Leslie, go back to the kids' table.
00:22:07I'm rich.
00:22:09The check was legit.
00:22:11That was 50 grand.
00:22:12That's more than Damien makes in a whole year.
00:22:14How'd you come up with this kind of cash?
00:22:15Damien, what's going on?
00:22:17Did we just assume he was poor?
00:22:18He did.
00:22:21But, you know what they say about assumptions.
00:22:24They make an ass out of you and me.
00:22:27This cannot be real.
00:22:29Oh, God, please tell me you didn't drain your measly life savings to impress us.
00:22:33Of course that's what he did.
00:22:35What a fragile ego.
00:22:37Draining your entire life savings just to impress a child.
00:22:39Oh, ridiculous.
00:22:41It's shameful.
00:22:42Take it.
00:22:44You obviously need it more than many of us.
00:22:48Iris, I can't believe you married such a pathetic man.
00:22:51It's sad.
00:22:52Damien, you don't have to do this.
00:22:53It's not worth going broke to impress me or my family.
00:22:58Iris, I'm not broke.
00:23:00And I don't need your money.
00:23:03And this is nothing compared to the gifts that I bought for your family.
00:23:07You'll see.
00:23:09I'm sorry, gifts?
00:23:12Gifts.
00:23:14Huh.
00:23:14Let's see them.
00:23:16Oh, come on, Dad.
00:23:18He's just a poor salesman.
00:23:20I'm sure they're just trash.
00:23:22You want to see real Christmas gifts?
00:23:24Let's open Amanda's.
00:23:27She's a top executive that's consulted with Harvey Lambert's defense company.
00:23:32She's rich.
00:23:35And she gives good gifts.
00:23:37Hey, what about me?
00:23:38I've done deals with Mr. Lambert.
00:23:39I should get the credit.
00:23:41I've been keeping this family afloat.
00:23:43If it wasn't for me, Iris would have banked her up this company years ago.
00:23:47Excuse me?
00:23:48The company was already in rough shape when I took over.
00:23:52If anything, I was the one who turned it around.
00:23:55The company is still failing.
00:23:58Iris, we can't just sit by and watch you run the Olsen company into bankruptcy.
00:24:03And what exactly do you want me to do?
00:24:05Divorce this loser and marry Marcus.
00:24:07He has the funds we need.
00:24:09Marcus is a huge success.
00:24:12Go be with him.
00:24:13Or stick with this deadbeat and you'll be clipping supermarket coupons in no time at all.
00:24:19Is working with Harvey Lambert such a big deal to all of you?
00:24:22A big deal?
00:24:23Harvey Lambert runs a corporation worth billions.
00:24:26Something that you probably can't comprehend.
00:24:29Harvey Lambert's company is a subsidiary to a much larger corporation.
00:24:33I would know.
00:24:35Harvey's an employee.
00:24:38This pathetic guy thinks he knows about business.
00:24:43Harvey Lambert works for no one.
00:24:45No, Iris.
00:24:46Your husband is delusional.
00:24:49Damien, if you think you know the first thing about a good CEO like Harvey Lambert,
00:24:54you need to get your head examined.
00:24:56Listen, I don't want to ruin Christmas over a petty fight, so...
00:25:00I'll call Harvey and we'll clear this right up.
00:25:07I told you I'd come back and I come bearing gifts.
00:25:11Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:25:13I'm Marcus, Iris' close friend.
00:25:17Oh, Marcus.
00:25:17I thought you had a meeting with Mr. Lambert, but you have time for us?
00:25:23It went great.
00:25:24We're officially partnering.
00:25:25There's much to do, but I just couldn't keep the harvest out of my head.
00:25:30So I had to rush right back here.
00:25:32Marcus, you are so impressive.
00:25:34I wish you were my cousin-in-law instead of this loser.
00:25:37Be patient.
00:25:38That can be arranged.
00:25:40Oh, Marcus.
00:25:42Show the bottom feeder, Damien, what a real gift looks like.
00:25:53Iris.
00:25:55I don't want anything from you.
00:26:03A five-star golf club membership?
00:26:05This must be worth $30,000.
00:26:10Thanks, Marcus.
00:26:13A 49-year-old whiskey?
00:26:17That's 50 grand right there.
00:26:20Iris, check this out.
00:26:24It was worn at last year's Met Gala.
00:26:27Oh, my goodness.
00:26:29It's got to be worth 100 grand.
00:26:32Mr. Lambert's having a banquet in a few days.
00:26:34I was hoping I would wear it and be my date.
00:26:39Marcus, this is too much.
00:26:41You should return it and ask for a refund.
00:26:43Iris, are you serious?
00:26:44This would look amazing on you.
00:26:46You would be the talk of the town.
00:26:48Huh.
00:26:49Oh, I know, Damien.
00:26:50It must be hard to know that you couldn't ever compare to Marcus.
00:26:54But you'll get over it.
00:26:56No, I just find it amusing that you're all so floored
00:26:59by what Marcus considers to be nice gifts.
00:27:02Okay, Damien, shut up.
00:27:08You're just jealous.
00:27:09You will never be able to afford amazing and expensive gifts like these.
00:27:14Marcus, don't even listen to him.
00:27:17He's such a leech.
00:27:19Iris will come to her senses, and then she'll divorce him soon.
00:27:22And then she's all yours, you charmer.
00:27:29Oh, Damien.
00:27:34Here's what you'll never stand about the Waltons, you goddamn fool.
00:27:38We value sophistication, class, luxury.
00:27:45But if you don't think that my gifts are worthy enough, then enlighten us.
00:27:50Show everybody what you got them with your tiny little bank account.
00:27:57Oh, Damien's gifts are probably from the dollar discount bin, I'm sure.
00:28:00No, no, that's too generous.
00:28:03More like the free donation bin.
00:28:05Not exactly.
00:28:07See for yourselves.
00:28:09You're just setting yourself up for embarrassment.
00:28:11What happens if it turns out that your gifts are worth less?
00:28:14Then you'll apologize to Marcus and divorce Iris.
00:28:18Mom!
00:28:19I think that's a great idea.
00:28:21I'll take that bet.
00:28:22And when my gifts are more valuable than yours, you'll apologize to Iris and I.
00:28:47Tom, I hear you like fishing on the open seas.
00:28:50Well, now you can.
00:28:53From your own personal yacht.
00:29:00It's a Lazara.
00:29:02Entry-level boat is 10 million.
00:29:05Anna, my beautiful mother-in-law.
00:29:07Hey, I hear you like collecting art.
00:29:18That's a Renaissance painting.
00:29:20Let's go for about 40 million.
00:29:23And this.
00:29:24The only one of its kind.
00:29:26The Ocean Hearts Diamond Necklace.
00:29:29Worth?
00:29:29100 million dollars.
00:29:31Okay.
00:29:40How...
00:29:41How is this possible?
00:29:50Hmm?
00:29:51You had a deal.
00:29:54Right, Marcus?
00:29:56So apologize to my husband.
00:29:57I wasn't writing.
00:30:00Damien was telling the truth.
00:30:01He's rich.
00:30:03Oh, Iris.
00:30:04You chose so well.
00:30:06We were so rude to your husband.
00:30:08And we didn't mean it.
00:30:09Marcus made us do it.
00:30:12Oh, wait a second.
00:30:13What do you say?
00:30:16Damien, Damien, Damien.
00:30:19You almost fooled me.
00:30:21Marcus, what are you talking about?
00:30:24Think about it.
00:30:25How does a broke idiot like this afford any of this?
00:30:31There's only one logical answer.
00:30:34They're cheap knock-ups.
00:30:35They're fake.
00:30:37Oh, you're right.
00:30:40I knew it.
00:30:42Come on, Iris.
00:30:43Let's stick with the plan.
00:30:44For the family.
00:30:46Divorce Damien and marry Marcus.
00:30:49Are you sure you all want to take that risk?
00:30:52Are you absolutely positive these are cheap fakes just because some middle manager says so?
00:31:00I believe Damien.
00:31:02Sure, it seems far-fetched for a salesman to afford such expensive gifts.
00:31:07But we don't know much about him.
00:31:09What's there to know?
00:31:09Do you seriously think that this random loser is a secret billionaire?
00:31:18I don't think so.
00:31:20Grandpa Harold, you're a smart man.
00:31:23You've seen luxuries.
00:31:24You're well-traveled.
00:31:26What's your expert opinion?
00:31:27Are my gifts cheap fakes?
00:31:35Tom, what are you doing?
00:31:36Just taking my anger on this fake junk your husband brought.
00:31:39Ooh, that looks like fun.
00:31:42Hey, I want to try.
00:31:48Do you have any idea what you just did?
00:31:50They're just fakes anyway.
00:31:51I mean, they would end up in the trash eventually.
00:31:54Dad, you need to rest and not use your energy worrying about these gifts.
00:31:59You're so ignorant.
00:32:02What if they were real, Jimmy?
00:32:04What if you just destroyed a $40 million piece of art out of spite?
00:32:08God, you're insane.
00:32:10They're not real.
00:32:11If we displayed this painting, we'd be arrested for fraud and forgery.
00:32:14Stop.
00:32:16Do you have any idea what you've just done?
00:32:37You fools!
00:32:41Damien, look what you've done to Grandpa. He's furious with you.
00:32:44No, Amanda. I'm furious with you.
00:32:47The painting. The necklace. The boat. They're real.
00:32:53What?
00:32:55Grandpa, you're joking.
00:33:02Dad, why are you on the floor?
00:33:06I'm cleaning up your mess. This so-called trash is worth millions.
00:33:11No way. Your vision must be fading, Grandpa.
00:33:15Damien just bought some nice-looking fakes.
00:33:20How could I raise kids this stupid?
00:33:26Are you saying these are real?
00:33:28When I was younger, I saw this very painting
00:33:31and the private collection of Mr. Blaine Sr.
00:33:34The richest man in the country. Collectors lined up to bid.
00:33:41Mr. Blaine wouldn't sell.
00:33:43I destroyed a $40 million painting?
00:33:45I know these diamonds. They were procured at great cost.
00:33:50I smashed a $100 million diamond necklace?
00:33:55Damien, are you really so wealthy?
00:33:59You said you knew Mr. Lambert.
00:34:01Why didn't you tell me?
00:34:03Iris, I didn't want you to want me for my money.
00:34:07But I never lied to you.
00:34:10And there's still one gift left.
00:34:16For you.
00:34:17My wife.
00:34:20I deserve the whole world.
00:34:22You don't have to spend so much on me.
00:34:24I don't care about all that.
00:34:26No.
00:34:27But I care about you.
00:34:29And I want you to get everything that you deserve.
00:34:32No.
00:34:33This is ridiculous.
00:34:36I'm rich.
00:34:37I'm successful.
00:34:39He's just a...
00:34:41I see, Damien.
00:34:43Well, they're real.
00:34:45But he didn't buy them.
00:34:48He stole them.
00:34:53All these gifts are connected to Mr. Lambert.
00:34:56So how did they get in your hands, Damien?
00:34:59Well, Damien, care to explain?
00:35:02Harvey sent them to me, of course.
00:35:04I've told you all of that.
00:35:06Stop the line.
00:35:07You stole them from Mr. Lambert.
00:35:10You'll bring us all down with you.
00:35:11You're a criminal.
00:35:12This is outrageous.
00:35:13You worthless fraud.
00:35:15You conned your way into our family,
00:35:17and we nearly fell for it.
00:35:19You belong in jail.
00:35:20Mr. Lambert's valuable belongings are ruined
00:35:23because of you.
00:35:25Damien, is this true?
00:35:28Yeah.
00:35:29Iris, absolutely not.
00:35:32Trust me.
00:35:36Wow, what a coincidence.
00:35:38Mr. Lambert just texted me to say
00:35:40that he's on his way here right now.
00:35:42And once he sees what you've stolen from him, Damien,
00:35:45you're fucked.
00:35:48Perfect.
00:35:49I was hoping my old friend Lambert would stop by.
00:35:51Mr. Lambert is coming here?
00:35:56On Christmas?
00:35:57Did he say why?
00:35:59He doesn't say why, but it's obvious
00:36:01because he found out that Damien stole from him.
00:36:03He's so screwed.
00:36:05When he sees what we've done to these gifts, he'll come after us.
00:36:09Oh, glass.
00:36:10I'll explain everything to Mr. Lambert once he gets here.
00:36:14Damien will take the blame.
00:36:16Mr. Lambert will thank us because he capped a thief for him.
00:36:22Marcus, you're a lifesaver.
00:36:25I'd do anything for this family.
00:36:27It's just a shame that, you know,
00:36:29Iris wouldn't do anything for me.
00:36:31Marcus, I will never be with you.
00:36:33Iris, be thankful Marcus even likes you.
00:36:36Think about what he could do for our family.
00:36:38There's no comparison.
00:36:40He's rich and powerful and Damien is a poor thief.
00:36:49No, I don't believe it.
00:36:52Damien wouldn't steal anything.
00:36:55You seriously believe that Damien is a secret billionaire
00:36:59who is somehow Mr. Lambert's boss?
00:37:02There has to be an explanation.
00:37:05Right, Damien?
00:37:07Iris, nothing I can say or do will convince your family.
00:37:13I can call Harvey.
00:37:15Mr. Lambert.
00:37:17And he'll figure this out.
00:37:19You honestly think we're going to believe that you have Mr. Lambert's phone number?
00:37:22Shh!
00:37:25Harvey, whatever else you're doing can wait.
00:37:28Come to the Olsen house immediately.
00:37:30Yes, sir.
00:37:31I'll cancel my other meeting and be there ASAP.
00:37:34To the Olsen house!
00:37:37Harvey Lambert will be on his way.
00:37:40Once he arrives, we'll figure this out.
00:37:43Did he really call Mr. Lambert?
00:37:45No.
00:37:46Mr. Lambert is a Fortune 500 CEO.
00:37:49There's no way this petty thief has his phone number.
00:37:52Well, I think he does have it.
00:37:54Iris, you sweet, sweet girl.
00:37:57Your looks no brains out.
00:37:59Your husband is pulling a big trick on you.
00:38:02Damien, Marcus has Mr. Lambert's number.
00:38:05Show us your call history and let's see if he really called him.
00:38:09It's not that simple.
00:38:10Damien, if you're going to lie, at least commit to the bid.
00:38:13You're caught.
00:38:14I believe you.
00:38:17Just show him your call history.
00:38:20I knew it.
00:38:25You lying piece of shit, there's nothing there.
00:38:28This is my work phone.
00:38:29I do business with the Pentagon and intelligence agencies.
00:38:32My phone has been specifically modified to prevent hacking.
00:38:35All calls leave, no trace.
00:38:38So you're saying that you're a secret military spy?
00:38:42This gets more absurd by the second.
00:38:44Enough.
00:38:45Stop the lying.
00:38:46Stop with the charade.
00:38:48Divorce Iris.
00:38:50Or we'll call the cops.
00:38:54Oh, I wonder who that could be.
00:38:56Mr. Lambert, perhaps?
00:38:58Great.
00:38:59Right on time.
00:39:01Just as I ordered.
00:39:03Oh, Damien, keep talking.
00:39:05You won't be so cocky when Mr. Lambert has you arrested.
00:39:09We'll see.
00:39:10And don't leave Harvey waiting.
00:39:12Let him in.
00:39:13And we'll see if he arrest me or not.
00:39:15Who are these men?
00:39:19Those are, uh, Vipers.
00:39:22They're the biggest gang south of the Mason Dixon line.
00:39:25Marcus, you invited gang members?
00:39:27Well, somebody had to keep in mind your lying, thieving husband.
00:39:31These boys will take care of him for us.
00:39:33They'll take up the trash before Mr. Lambert gets here.
00:39:35Marcus, I've told you so many times.
00:39:37I'm everything that I claim to be and more.
00:39:40Just wait a minute until Harvey arrives.
00:39:42Uh, Damien.
00:39:43He stole my woman.
00:39:45So this is payback.
00:39:47These gangbangers gonna hang you upside down and bleed you out dry.
00:39:51Oh.
00:39:52It's Vipers.
00:39:54I remember them now.
00:39:56They've been begging to use my company's weapons for years.
00:39:58Well, damn, Damien.
00:40:00I didn't realize how powerful you were.
00:40:02So, let me get this.
00:40:04You're a billionaire, a spy, and a CEO arms dealer?
00:40:10Now, have I got that right?
00:40:14In a nutshell?
00:40:16Yeah.
00:40:19This is the lunatic I was talking about.
00:40:21He disrespected you.
00:40:23If Captain Brown heard anything you'd been saying, you'd be roadkill.
00:40:27Captain Brown, you're biker gang leader?
00:40:30We've met.
00:40:31But I bet you he was too embarrassed and begged like a dog.
00:40:35You're gonna regret that.
00:40:37You hurt her.
00:40:38I swear to God.
00:40:39Let her go.
00:40:40Stop taking it easy on him.
00:40:41What am I paying you for?
00:40:42Get him out of here.
00:40:43I'll sleep later.
00:40:44Iris, it'll be okay.
00:40:45Move it.
00:40:46Marcus, what have you done?
00:40:47I took out the trash before Mr. Lambert could arrive.
00:40:56Hey, I did this for us.
00:41:01I did this for us.
00:41:02I don't like you asked boss.
00:41:08Where's Harp?
00:41:10Mr. Lambert, you're like a business legend.
00:41:15It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:41:16Hi Mr. Lambert, I'm Amanda.
00:41:19Yeah, I work for your company.
00:41:21You're always so busy so we've never really met.
00:41:24All right, all right, all right.
00:41:26Not all at once.
00:41:27I can't respond to everybody all at the same time.
00:41:30Thank you for coming to our house and to wish us Merry Christmas.
00:41:33Uh, Merry Christmas?
00:41:36On what?
00:41:38On her wedding.
00:41:40Oh, you must mean Marcus.
00:41:43Yes.
00:41:44Marcus and Iris aren't married.
00:41:45Not officially.
00:41:46I mean, not yet anyway.
00:41:48Marcus.
00:41:49Where is he?
00:41:55Tie them up.
00:41:58I have places I need to be.
00:42:01So call your gang leader, Brown.
00:42:03Let's get this over with.
00:42:04Need access to Atlas guns.
00:42:06My guys are...
00:42:07You can buy weapons anywhere, biker.
00:42:09Why a...
00:42:10Look, we're in the middle of a turf war right now.
00:42:12And my guys need...
00:42:13Price, I'll triple it.
00:42:14Mr. Blaine has presidents and prime ministers on speed dial.
00:42:18He doesn't your business.
00:42:20Hey, Mr. Blaine.
00:42:22Fuck!
00:42:24Brown would kill all of you if he knew what you were doing with me right now.
00:42:27Shut up, bitch.
00:42:28One more word, and we'll blow your damn brains out.
00:42:32Not so tough now, huh?
00:42:36The Vipers are the biggest gang in this state.
00:42:39No one even care.
00:42:41And with you out, bet your wife.
00:42:43You lay even one finger on her.
00:42:46Oh, I bet she could take more than one finger.
00:42:48She's gonna love it.
00:42:51There's nothing a poor cuck like you can do.
00:42:54We're a loser like you in order to do that.
00:42:57Take him down!
00:42:58But...
00:42:59Who's in training?
00:43:00Who are you?
00:43:01Hey!
00:43:02And he'll be very angry to know how you treated me.
00:43:03I'm Damian Blaine.
00:43:04CEO of Atlas Defense Corps.
00:43:05Nice to meet you, assholes.
00:43:06Where is the man of the hour?
00:43:07Your husband?
00:43:08Taken?
00:43:09By the Vipers?
00:43:10Why?
00:43:11Because Marcus said he stole from you.
00:43:13Marcus said that Dan...
00:43:14Miscommunication.
00:43:15Please.
00:43:16Sit.
00:43:17No.
00:43:18No.
00:43:19No.
00:43:20No.
00:43:21No.
00:43:22No.
00:43:23No.
00:43:24No.
00:43:25No.
00:43:26No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:29No.
00:43:30No.
00:43:31No.
00:43:32No.
00:43:33No.
00:43:34No.
00:43:35No.
00:43:36No.
00:43:37No.
00:43:38You're a den of fools.
00:43:39Ignorance.
00:43:40Wait.
00:43:41Wait.
00:43:42Where...
00:43:43I'm gonna go get Damian Blaine.
00:43:45Told you Damian was trouble.
00:43:47He stole from Mr.
00:43:49Owing.
00:43:50To save my husband.
00:43:51Oh, in the Viper Pit?
00:43:53No.
00:43:54I forbid it.
00:44:00Mr.
00:44:01Does this mean Mr. Blaine has agreed to our arms deal?
00:44:03Subducted him.
00:44:04Shit.
00:44:05Shit.
00:44:06I'll fix it.
00:44:07Yes, you will.
00:44:09It is your problem.
00:44:11Get Mr. Blaine out safely, or the hellfire might of Atlas will destroy you.
00:44:17Consider it done.
00:44:19I need...
00:44:20Do it.
00:44:21What?
00:44:22Where?
00:44:23We're the...
00:44:24CEO of...
00:44:25Atlas Defense.
00:44:26You can take apart a gun.
00:44:27Dickwad.
00:44:28Yeah.
00:44:29You're so fucked.
00:44:30And someone like you is the strongest.
00:44:31I never imagined that they'd ally with some street gang.
00:44:32Don't just get in there, shoot him!
00:44:33Lay that over here!
00:44:34Anyone harms him?
00:44:35Buzz.
00:44:36What are you doing here?
00:44:37Shit.
00:44:38He really is to you.
00:44:39I heard a VIP was kidnapped.
00:44:40VIP?
00:44:41No, sir.
00:44:42He's...
00:44:43He's lying.
00:44:44What the hell was that for?
00:44:45You kidnapped the CEO of Atlas Defense Corp, you stupid fuck.
00:44:46You're a god damn liar.
00:44:47You're a god damn liar.
00:44:48You're a god damn liar.
00:44:49You're a god damn liar.
00:44:50You're a god damn liar.
00:44:51You're a god damn liar with some street gang.
00:44:52You're a god damn liar with some street gang.
00:44:53Don't just get in there, shoot him.
00:44:54Lay that over here.
00:44:55Anyone harms him?
00:44:56Boss.
00:44:57What are you doing here?
00:44:58Shit.
00:44:59He really is to you.
00:45:00I heard a VIP was kidnapped.
00:45:01VIP?
00:45:02No, sir.
00:45:03He's...
00:45:04He's lying.
00:45:05What the hell was that for?
00:45:08You kidnapped the CEO of Atlas Defense Corp, you stupid fuck.
00:45:13God damn liar.
00:45:14I...
00:45:15You're nothing.
00:45:19I never saw Blaine's face.
00:45:21Could this be him?
00:45:23What do we do now, boss?
00:45:25The Atlas CEO's name is Mr. Damien Blaine.
00:45:28Don't.
00:45:34Oh, shit.
00:45:36Give me that.
00:45:38This is a fake ID.
00:45:39Shit stick, I can't risk this.
00:45:41I need to be able to confirm, bugger.
00:45:43Harvey can confirm my identity.
00:45:52Sorry, Mr. Lambert.
00:45:53I'm confused.
00:45:54Uh, Kyle Walton?
00:45:55This isn't a good time.
00:45:56What do you need?
00:45:57I would honor us by arranging a meeting between Mr. Blaine and...
00:46:00Mr. Blaine and...
00:46:01This...
00:46:02A huge fan hub?
00:46:03Um...
00:46:04Fine, I'll handle it.
00:46:05I need to go now.
00:46:07This is an emergency.
00:46:08How much longer to the Viper Pit?
00:46:10Three minutes, sir.
00:46:12Your identity.
00:46:14There's nothing...
00:46:16If you call Mr. Lambert, he's just gonna...
00:46:18You'll just piss him off.
00:46:19Finish him now.
00:46:20Boss.
00:46:21This asshole.
00:46:23Beat him since...
00:46:25At least not yet.
00:46:31Shit, it's my dad.
00:46:32Shit, it's my dad.
00:46:34Dad, I'm in the middle of something.
00:46:40Something more important than meeting Atlas CEO Mr. Blaine?
00:46:44I'm meeting Mr. Blaine.
00:46:45To the Fortune 500.
00:46:46Get back here to prep.
00:46:50I'm about to get his skull bashed in.
00:46:53And I put an iris on my arm.
00:46:56I'm...
00:46:57Um...
00:46:58Brown...
00:46:59Once the long group is in with Mr. Blaine...
00:47:01The Vipers will get their weapons.
00:47:04I'll forever be in your debt, sir.
00:47:08Kill Damien...
00:47:10We'll be even.
00:47:13See you at the banquet.
00:47:18Time's up.
00:47:20Put it down!
00:47:22Mr. Lambert...
00:47:24What are you doing?
00:47:25He failed, you moron.
00:47:27I am Handel.
00:47:28He's a con man.
00:47:29Who told you he was a con man?
00:47:30Why, the brilliant heir to the Walton fortune himself.
00:47:33Marcus Walton.
00:47:35Marcus Walton has never seen Mr. Blaine.
00:47:38He took his word?
00:47:40No.
00:47:41Blaine is the CEO of Atlas.
00:47:42I'd know him if I saw him.
00:47:44And that guy is no global arms dealer.
00:47:48Very good.
00:47:53I'm doing this for Mr.
00:47:54What?
00:47:58I'll save you, Damien.
00:47:59You may not be rich.
00:48:03I'm sorry, sir.
00:48:05This never should have happened.
00:48:06How do you want to handle this?
00:48:08To say the word?
00:48:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:48:11Stop! Stop!
00:48:12Stop!
00:48:13Don't do this.
00:48:14Don't, don't do this.
00:48:15Pathetic.
00:48:17You did know.
00:48:19I'm sorry.
00:48:20It was Marcus and his lies.
00:48:21I shouldn't have listened to him.
00:48:24I will do that.
00:48:25I run a global war machine larger than most nations armies.
00:48:29What could you and your petty little biker gang possibly do for me?
00:48:38Actually, there's one thing.
00:48:41There's a Christmas.
00:48:42Marcus and his Walton group will be there.
00:48:45Do you understand what I'm telling you?
00:48:47Yes, sir.
00:48:56I'll save you, Damien!
00:48:58Don't hurt my husband!
00:48:59Hey, babe.
00:49:07What happened?
00:49:08Where's the gang?
00:49:11This is just a contract marriage.
00:49:12Well, just for me.
00:49:14Well, at first I was just marrying you as a way to dodge Marcus.
00:49:18But, I don't know.
00:49:19I realized.
00:49:20I think I'm...
00:49:24That makes two of us.
00:49:25Better wife.
00:49:29I don't know.
00:49:34Wow.
00:49:37We should probably get out of here before those biker dudes come back.
00:49:41We don't have to worry about them anymore.
00:49:43I never see your wrist at all.
00:49:46Fortunately, I can help.
00:49:49At the business banquet in a couple days,
00:49:52I'm supposed to sign a multi-billion dollar deal with Marcus and his Walton group.
00:49:57Wait.
00:49:58Wait.
00:49:59Babe.
00:50:00Banquet?
00:50:01Walton group?
00:50:02I don't understand.
00:50:03No.
00:50:04Mr. Lambert works for me.
00:50:05I'm doing the deal.
00:50:06And I'm changing it.
00:50:07Who?
00:50:08Play big business tycoon.
00:50:09And I'll be the only member of my family who likes you.
00:50:11We can't keep them waiting.
00:50:12No.
00:50:13No.
00:50:14No.
00:50:15No.
00:50:16No.
00:50:17No.
00:50:18No.
00:50:19No.
00:50:20No.
00:50:21No.
00:50:22No.
00:50:23No.
00:50:24No.
00:50:25No.
00:50:26No.
00:50:27No.
00:50:28No.
00:50:29No.
00:50:30No.
00:50:31No.
00:50:32No.
00:50:33No.
00:50:34The doctor says your grandpa has a brain melted.
00:50:41Grandpa, please wake up.
00:50:45The doctors say all we can do...
00:50:47Sell the company?
00:50:51Sell the company?
00:50:53Iris, we own shares.
00:50:55Fault?
00:50:56Yeah.
00:50:57If you hadn't brought this loser home, Mr. Lambert and Marcus wouldn't have gotten involved
00:51:01and Grandpa wouldn't be half dead.
00:51:03Iris, ditch this douche and marry Marcus.
00:51:06His family money will help Grandpa get the best doctors in the world.
00:51:11There's another option.
00:51:13Don't worry.
00:51:15We called in the world's top medical team.
00:51:17We'll be just fine.
00:51:18Really?
00:51:19Really.
00:51:20Bullshit.
00:51:21You expect us to believe that you know and can much less afford the best doctors in the
00:51:25world?
00:51:29You can't even afford decent clothes.
00:51:31Jimmy.
00:51:32You can start by treating your delusions of grandeur.
00:51:34Iris, who do you trust more to save Grandpa?
00:51:36Rich, successful...
00:51:37Might not have money, but I trust him.
00:51:40It's contagious.
00:51:42Your husband is wasting valuable time with Grandpa.
00:51:45Now get out of here.
00:51:48How can I help?
00:51:51Sorry, who are you?
00:51:57He's my chief physician, Dr. Franklin.
00:51:59A Nobel Prize winner in medicine.
00:52:01A Nobel Prize winner.
00:52:03How do you know someone so prestigious?
00:52:05Jimmy.
00:52:06Well, you're going to be okay.
00:52:09Cardiac arrhythmia.
00:52:19Cardiac arrhythmia is critical.
00:52:21We need you to get an OR stat.
00:52:22Hey, don't worry.
00:52:23Grandpa's going to be justified.
00:52:24This is all your fault, salesman.
00:52:24Dream went smoothly.
00:52:25Harold's stable.
00:52:26He's in recovery.
00:52:27Follow me.
00:52:30Damien's doctor saved...
00:52:32I'm not some loser.
00:52:36I'm a wealthy CEO.
00:52:38I...
00:52:39I...
00:52:40It's...
00:52:41Wait, if the surgery was so successful...
00:52:44Oh, well, I'm a wealthy CEO.
00:52:46I'm a wealthy CEO.
00:52:49I'm a wealthy CEO.
00:52:50I'm a wealthy CEO.
00:52:54It's...
00:52:55I'm a wealthy CEO.
00:53:01Well, he was under anesthesia for surgery.
00:53:04He's going to need some time to...
00:53:05Just admit it.
00:53:07My patient is just...
00:53:08Damien and his so-called doctor probably forged the chart.
00:53:13He's just a scam to get our family fortune.
00:53:17How low can you go?
00:53:18You.
00:53:19And steal his money?
00:53:21You're all insane.
00:53:22Use your eyes.
00:53:24The surgery was successful.
00:53:26No, it wasn't.
00:53:28Damien doesn't know any real doctors.
00:53:29He's not rich.
00:53:31He killed his funeral.
00:53:32Enough.
00:53:34Fine.
00:53:37Dad, you're awake.
00:53:39Are you okay?
00:53:40Grandpa, we were so worried.
00:53:42It's a miracle.
00:53:44It's a Christmas miracle.
00:53:46What?
00:53:46Miracle.
00:53:48What?
00:53:48The three of you owe Damien and Dr. Franklin an apology.
00:53:52I've always been there for you, Grandpa.
00:53:54I've always been doing every...
00:53:54Credit?
00:53:55Grandpa just woke up.
00:53:57And you're trying to start a fight?
00:53:58You and your husband are so obnoxious.
00:54:01Grandpa, I've been by your side.
00:54:02These two don't care about you.
00:54:04You should take away Iris' inheritance and give it to us instead.
00:54:12Grandpa!
00:54:13What was that for?
00:54:14I'm old.
00:54:15Damien put up with your nonsense for Iris.
00:54:23Iris, you twist the truth to try to get your hand.
00:54:28Apologize to Damien.
00:54:30Out of your mouths isn't sorry.
00:54:34I am cutting off...
00:54:36I'm sorry.
00:54:42I'm sorry, Damien.
00:54:46But I have to wonder.
00:54:48I was winning doctor.
00:54:53I've been telling you all this...
00:54:54...that you think I am.
00:54:56I'm the CEO of Atlas Defense Corps.
00:54:58Oh my god, what have I done?
00:55:03Now, did I imagine this?
00:55:06Or did you all spend Christmas telling Iris I wasn't good or not?
00:55:09Quite the opposite.
00:55:11See, they all seem...
00:55:13Optimism.
00:55:15And I see her character.
00:55:17And I see her lovely personality.
00:55:20And most importantly...
00:55:22She's the one that told us you aren't rich.
00:55:25Why, Iris?
00:55:26I'm in sales.
00:55:31That was a misunderstanding.
00:55:33I just wanted to hire someone to pretend to be my husband.
00:55:36I never expected him to be the richest man in the world.
00:55:39You...
00:55:40At first, I wanted a contract marriage.
00:55:43I guess...
00:55:44I never expected him to be this incredible guy.
00:55:47Meeting you was the luckiest moment of my life.
00:55:51I never thought I could find someone as...
00:55:54...kind and genuine as you.
00:55:56Then you'll have a promised wedding.
00:55:59I'd love to.
00:56:01That is, as long as that doesn't interfere with Harvey's business banquet.
00:56:05We're supposed to sign a multi-billion dollar deal with Marcus Walton's group.
00:56:09Billion?
00:56:10Yes.
00:56:11But I'm not doing the deal.
00:56:12At the banquet, I'll cancel the deal and shift it to your family's company.
00:56:17Call it an early wedding gift for my bride.
00:56:22Early wedding gift for my bride.
00:56:25Oh my God.
00:56:27Tom, we're saved.
00:56:29The company...
00:56:30Damien, you'd really...
00:56:36It's already done.
00:56:47I told you he's unavailable.
00:56:50I'm Marcus Walton, CEO of the Walton Group.
00:56:53I'm here to discuss a billion dollar deal with Mr. Harvey Lambert.
00:56:56Where is he?
00:57:03Unavailable.
00:57:04Son, what's the holdup?
00:57:05As I was telling your boy, Mr. Lambert is unavailable to see you.
00:57:09Unacceptable.
00:57:10We're here to sign a multi-billion dollar deal.
00:57:11Bitch, don't you know who we are?
00:57:13Are you out of your minds?
00:57:14Sir is essentially insulting Harvey.
00:57:17Dad, we're here to deal.
00:57:18I'm not going to beg to some secretary.
00:57:20If Mr. Blaine wants to change the plans, we'll go talk to him.
00:57:24Relax, son. You'll meet Mr. Blaine soon.
00:57:27Once you're with him, Mr. Lambert won't even be on your radar anyway.
00:57:31It'll all work out fine.
00:57:32Mr. Lambert's convenience.
00:57:38Should I get them back?
00:57:40No.
00:57:41Just got off the phone with the boss.
00:57:42Change of plans.
00:57:43Our big contract with them is to be cancelled and reassigned to a local family.
00:57:51That's a multi-billion dollar deal.
00:57:52Oh, Marcus and his father will be upset.
00:57:55Should we notify them?
00:57:56No, don't bother.
00:57:57But if they come back, don't let them in.
00:57:59They screwed up, those morons.
00:58:02Get Dawson in.
00:58:11Dawson, you're planning Mr. Blaine's banquet in two days.
00:58:14He and his wife are coming now, so make sure they are treated like a king and a queen.
00:58:19Mr. Blaine, the CEO of Atlas?
00:58:26Banquet coming up.
00:58:27I'm here at your disposal for anything you need.
00:58:30This is my day.
00:58:31Nobody's here to greet me.
00:58:32Who's that asshole over there sucking both my attention?
00:58:38You don't know?
00:58:39That's Liam Dawson, Mr. Lambert's right-hand man.
00:58:43He's the one orchestrating this entire...
00:58:44And I should know.
00:58:47Liam, uh...
00:58:49My family's sponsoring this event.
00:58:52Beth signed a Billingdale deal with Mr. Blaine.
00:58:56Don't pretend like you're not in awe of me.
00:58:58I understand I come off as very...
00:59:00Oh, look at the time.
00:59:02How do I have time for lesser guests?
00:59:04I must find Mr. Blaine.
00:59:06Away from our...
00:59:08real VIPs.
00:59:09Mr. Blaine's about the same deal with you.
00:59:23Always messing with.
00:59:29Place it.
00:59:30Here we are, Don.
00:59:39Ready?
00:59:44Could that be Mr. and Mrs. Blaine?
00:59:47Nah.
00:59:48Mr. Blaine would only roll in with heavy security.
00:59:51They must not be anyone important.
00:59:53Marcus.
00:59:54I heard you're about to close on a deal with Mr. Lambert.
00:59:57Your family's business is going to skyrocket.
00:59:59Maybe we should talk.
01:00:02Anyone that does our list, you're going to be somebody.
01:00:11Does Titan like myself?
01:00:14Oh, yes.
01:00:15Damien.
01:00:19Now, how does, uh, Broke's $10,000 a head?
01:00:22A salesman?
01:00:23Who are you to try and order Mr. Dawson around?
01:00:26I don't know.
01:00:27It's okay.
01:00:27Don't be surprised.
01:00:30Outrageous.
01:00:30In fact, it's downright criminal.
01:00:33Do you even know who Mr. Blaine is?
01:00:35Half the...
01:00:36Impersonating him is to take it straight to a cell at Guantanamo.
01:00:40Oh, Iris.
01:00:42What are you ever going to learn?
01:00:43If you keep sticking around with this loser,
01:00:45your family's just going to be in trouble.
01:00:46Are you okay, Iris?
01:00:54Did he hurt you?
01:00:55No.
01:00:56I'm fine.
01:00:57Thanks to you.
01:00:59I'm...
01:01:00Blaine are on my side.
01:01:01Any minute now, they're going to be all...
01:01:03I'm not on your side.
01:01:04But if you think you can take...
01:01:06He's intervening, Mr. Blaine.
01:01:08Send him to the psych ward before Mr. Blaine finds out.
01:01:12...in petty drama.
01:01:13That's exactly why I ordered Dawson to remove you from the guest list.
01:01:16Mr. Blaine, I'm already here.
01:01:25I've been here.
01:01:27You're already here?
01:01:29My apologies, sir.
01:01:31I didn't see you.
01:01:32I gave you one simple order.
01:01:35Don't let the Walton family in.
01:01:36Walton family in.
01:01:39The Waltons?
01:01:41They snuck in.
01:01:42I'll handle it right away, sir.
01:01:43Whoa, did you...
01:01:47He wasn't around.
01:01:48Unless he really is Mr. Blaine.
01:01:51Good Lord, you're all a bunch of goddamn groups.
01:01:54He's a con man.
01:01:55He's faking it.
01:01:56Not yet.
01:01:57No, right.
01:01:57See my phone.
01:01:58Of course he does.
01:01:59Marcus is Mr. Lambert's business partner and Mr. Blaine's...
01:02:02I'll figure out who we are, sir, enough.
01:02:05Seriously, Iris, you really buy into this lunatic's fantasy.
01:02:08Your management?
01:02:09Clearly not the sharpest...
01:02:11And his idiotic fool of a wife.
01:02:14What a perfect match.
01:02:15Well, what are you waiting for?
01:02:17Take them down and kick them out!
01:02:28Where'd you learn to fight like that?
01:02:30Well, what are you waiting for?
01:02:31Get some more people and stop this psycho!
01:02:33Stop!
01:02:34What's going on here?
01:02:40This...
01:02:41This lunatic...
01:02:42He's pretending to be Mr. Blaine.
01:02:44He's attacking the guards.
01:02:46You're the one who...
01:02:47...led for the banquet.
01:02:48If the real Mr. Blaine came in and saw this impersonator causing all this trouble, he'd be pissed.
01:02:54So you claim to be Mr. Blaine?
01:02:55It isn't a claim, it's a fact.
01:02:58I'm disappointed in you, Dawson.
01:03:00I've only spoken to Mr. Blaine on the phone.
01:03:02Mr. Dawson doesn't even know who you are.
01:03:05You spoke to Mr. Blaine on the phone a few minutes ago, right?
01:03:09No problem.
01:03:11Mr. Blaine's number.
01:03:12I'm sorry, Mr. Blaine.
01:03:20I should have recognized you earlier, I...
01:03:22Mr. Dawson and...
01:03:23Shut up!
01:03:25I listened to you and now I've offended Mr. Blaine.
01:03:28Security, take this asshole away.
01:03:31Why?
01:03:32Okay, I'm...
01:03:33I'm Marcus Walter!
01:03:35This time.
01:03:37Now, get Marcus out of my party.
01:03:39And set up a table for my wife and I.
01:03:41Wait.
01:03:42No.
01:03:43I can explain.
01:03:44I know what's going on.
01:03:46Listen to me!
01:03:50Bag is Mr. Blaine.
01:03:52He stole Mr. Blaine.
01:03:53He proved he isn't poor.
01:03:55Oh, shut up, woman!
01:03:56Lambert, just a few days ago, if I hadn't called him on it, Mr. Lambert would have no idea.
01:04:01How can you prove what you're saying?
01:04:02I'm signing a billion dollar deal with Mr. Blaine.
01:04:05I know.
01:04:06I could vouch for Marcus.
01:04:08His dad had a meeting with Mr. Lambert.
01:04:10Their paperwork and everything is all set for their huge deal with Mr. Blaine.
01:04:14Marcus is far more trustworthy than this ghetto.
01:04:26You know, you almost won there, Damien.
01:04:29But the thing is, a loser like you can never beat me.
01:04:32Dawson, I expected you to be able to see through the BS and the lies of somebody as desperate as Marcus.
01:04:37But you're going to prove your identity through a stolen phone.
01:04:42Exhausting.
01:04:43I'm the one.
01:04:44What would happen if this party fails?
01:04:47Mr. Lambert, Mr. Blaine.
01:04:49They blame me.
01:04:52I lose my job.
01:04:54My bonus.
01:04:56My house.
01:04:57If the real Mr. Blaine shows up and finds this imposter here, this whole event is wrecked.
01:05:02Take them away.
01:05:03You're right.
01:05:04What was I thinking?
01:05:05Get these imposters out of here.
01:05:07Don't touch him.
01:05:10What the hell are you?
01:05:14Best words.
01:05:16Long time.
01:05:17How's it been?
01:05:21What the hell?
01:05:23What is this?
01:05:24God, what was that for?
01:05:25You're lucky I didn't do worse.
01:05:26You just pissed off the most powerful man in the country.
01:05:29What noise?
01:05:30Even if I did, Mr. Blaine and Mr. Lambert are on my side.
01:05:36There's nobody more powerful than him.
01:05:38On.
01:05:41No, that's impossible.
01:05:43You've lost your mind.
01:05:44You've led me with your stupidity.
01:05:46I saw the error of my ways.
01:05:48After you left, Mr. Lambert came over and confirmed his identity himself.
01:05:52So, that means, Blaine?
01:05:59Get him out of here before he pisses off Mr. Blaine anymore.
01:06:04Wait, no, it looks like you're the liar here.
01:06:06I know what's going on here.
01:06:07I know what's going on here.
01:06:09Brown, he bribed you, right?
01:06:11Jesus, kid, give it up already.
01:06:13No, no, no, just...
01:06:15Listen.
01:06:15Listen.
01:06:17It's all making sense now.
01:06:19I kept wondering, how could he steal Mr. Lambert's presence?
01:06:24I don't really know what to believe anymore.
01:06:26Marcus, your talent in spinning webs of lies is truly impressive.
01:06:35It's...
01:06:35If I'm wrong, then prove it.
01:06:39Prove that you're a secret, a secret...
01:06:42You still worship my employee, Harvey Lambert.
01:06:46Hey, boss.
01:06:47How's the party?
01:06:48Yes, sir.
01:06:49I'm on my way.
01:06:51Let's go!
01:06:53Harvey will be here soon.
01:06:54In the meantime, care to get a drink?
01:06:57Come on.
01:06:58Another fake phone call.
01:07:00Try something new.
01:07:01We might have fallen for that the first time.
01:07:03But not again.
01:07:04Why would he lie?
01:07:05Why?
01:07:06I don't know.
01:07:06To impress you, Iris.
01:07:07You seem to fall for all of his lies.
01:07:09But I'm not.
01:07:10Marcus, that's enough.
01:07:12I'm gonna knock your fucking teeth out.
01:07:14Did you just threaten my son?
01:07:16Dad.
01:07:17Thank God.
01:07:21Dad.
01:07:22They got you.
01:07:24You fucked.
01:07:25It's Kyle Walton.
01:07:26Marcus' father.
01:07:28Yeah, my company does business with him from time to time.
01:07:31This should be interesting.
01:07:32Wait, Dad.
01:07:33This is the fraud that stole Iris from me.
01:07:36I was never yours, asshole.
01:07:38Whatever.
01:07:39He's been posing as Mr. Blaine, too.
01:07:42And this filthy viper's been helping him.
01:07:44Do you fools know what a monumental mistake you're making?
01:07:47Do you know who I am?
01:07:48Yep, yep.
01:07:49Kyle Walton.
01:07:50Yes.
01:07:51Ship with Atlas.
01:07:52Yes?
01:07:52You've done your research, con man.
01:07:55Most companies would kill for a position like that.
01:07:57Then show some respect.
01:07:59And get your sniveling son in line.
01:08:02Or else.
01:08:03He's not broke.
01:08:05He's a sales...
01:08:06...influencing Atlas, the world's biggest defense contractor.
01:08:11Dad.
01:08:12Bullshit.
01:08:12He's always making stuff up.
01:08:14We're not falling for it.
01:08:16Okay, then.
01:08:17In a moment.
01:08:18I warned you.
01:08:20It's in partnerships with the Walton Group.
01:08:23Effective immediately.
01:08:26I'm sick of all of your...
01:08:27Goddamn.
01:08:28Break.
01:08:28Boom.
01:08:29See that?
01:08:30Or even any real contacts in here?
01:08:36It's not as important as what you think you are.
01:08:38Enough of this nonsense.
01:08:40You're about to meet the real Mr. Blaine.
01:08:44Obviously, this entire con was all about making money.
01:08:48So here you go, asshole.
01:08:49Take the money and get out.
01:08:50You can drop the act now.
01:08:52You and your son have seriously just crossed the line.
01:08:56Oh, Brown.
01:09:00What?
01:09:02Atlas canceled all of our contracts?
01:09:05We're bankrupt?
01:09:06Dad.
01:09:08Dad.
01:09:09Dad, what's going on?
01:09:11That's exactly what he said would happen.
01:09:13Atlas ended our contracts.
01:09:15We're over-leveraged now.
01:09:17What do you mean?
01:09:18It means you're broke, Marcus.
01:09:20How could...
01:09:22How could Damien possibly make Atlas do it?
01:09:24Please restore our partnership.
01:09:26I'm sorry I didn't recognize you.
01:09:27It was a mistake.
01:09:29Oh, no.
01:09:29Dad, what are you doing?
01:09:31Like you haven't screwed things up enough.
01:09:33My idiot, son.
01:09:35Apologize to Mr. Blaine now.
01:09:37But, Dad, he's lying.
01:09:40When the real Mr. Blaine gets here,
01:09:42we're going to sign a billion-dollar contract.
01:09:44It doesn't matter if we're broke now.
01:09:45We're going to be more rich than we ever were.
01:09:47You idiot.
01:09:48Why would Atlas end our partnership
01:09:49if Mr. Blaine planned to extend it?
01:09:53Because...
01:09:53Because...
01:09:55I've used Mr. Blaine's phone, Incender.
01:09:58We're going to dispose this through fucking fraud.
01:10:00I hope you're right, son.
01:10:12The Walton group is too powerful.
01:10:14The real Mr. Blaine...
01:10:15Good thing you broke his phone.
01:10:17When the real Mr. Blaine shows up,
01:10:19this fraud won't be able to pull off any more tricks.
01:10:23Dawson, how could you let an imposter in here?
01:10:26I'll make sure Mr. Blaine...
01:10:27I'm sorry, sir.
01:10:31Security.
01:10:32Arrest him.
01:10:36Well, Iris...
01:10:38Have fun in prison with your poor old liar of a husband.
01:10:42He could have been with me.
01:10:45Thankingly, I'm sure a man as poor as you
01:10:47has never tasted wine.
01:10:49Well, Iris...
01:10:50Don't worry.
01:10:51He's in prison.
01:10:52I'll...
01:10:53I'll free you.
01:10:55And then once Mr. Blaine is on my side,
01:10:58I'll be able to do anything that I want.
01:11:07That's Mr. Lambert.
01:11:08He runs several Atlas subsidiaries for Mr. Blaine.
01:11:14Mr. Lambert.
01:11:15You've finally been in person.
01:11:20I'm Marcus Walton.
01:11:23Thank you for arranging this meeting and deal with Mr. Blaine.
01:11:28Marcus Walton, what are you near?
01:11:31Oh, of course.
01:11:32You mean the imposter?
01:11:33Woman out.
01:11:34Right now.
01:11:35You should have never let him in in the first place.
01:11:37You...
01:11:48I'm sorry, sir.
01:11:49I'll handle this.
01:11:56Did he...
01:11:57Did I just hear that right?
01:11:58I heard that, too.
01:12:00Mr. Lambert called him sir.
01:12:03Wait, this means that...
01:12:05You worthless fool.
01:12:07You ruined everything.
01:12:08You've destroyed...
01:12:09Oh, God.
01:12:11Dawson, neither is Atlas or any of his partners or subsidiaries ever again.
01:12:16Mr. Lambert.
01:12:18Mr. Blaine.
01:12:19I was just trying to protect this event.
01:12:21The Waltons repeatedly tried to harm and frame Mr. Blaine.
01:12:25All of the Atlas contracts with your...
01:12:27Our loan.
01:12:29I don't understand.
01:12:30Business losses.
01:12:32It was granted by a hedge fund.
01:12:34Eye control.
01:12:34And at 12...
01:12:36Eighty-four million dollars.
01:12:39That you...
01:12:39I'll seize your assets.
01:12:43Mr. Blaine, I...
01:12:44I was wrong.
01:12:46Please, please, I'm sorry.
01:12:48That's Mr. Blaine, and he's done with you, Marcus.
01:12:51Get this little snot in his father out of here.
01:12:54They can't afford to be here anymore.
01:12:56I thought that...
01:12:58Buford would have been the perfect small...
01:13:00I was met with hostility.
01:13:03Paul.
01:13:05There was one person...
01:13:06Didn't care about my status.
01:13:11Supported me.
01:13:13The entire time.
01:13:15Iris, I want to make you the happiest woman in the world.
01:13:18And give you everything you deserve.
01:13:20Iris, I was awesome.
01:13:30Yes.
01:13:36How lovely!
01:13:38A Christmas miracle...
01:13:40The ones you love.
01:13:42Merry Christmas.
01:13:43Merry Christmas!
01:13:45Yes!
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