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00:00Hola.
00:07These days I spend more and more time in my Wiltshire home
00:12and the pub I own,
00:14thinking about all the big problems in the world
00:17and some smaller ones that annoy me.
00:21Luckily there's a place I can go to solve them all,
00:25or at least try.
00:28Right.
00:31It's here that I have the tools...
00:33Let's just saw some wood up.
00:35..the tea...
00:37..and a couple of other highly competent blokes...
00:41Very good. Brace yourself.
00:43..who've agreed to help me rid the world of problems...
00:46Is she getting the ticket out?
00:47..great...
00:48Dirty fry to us.
00:49..and small.
00:51The cereal has gone soggy.
00:53I'll also have to take on other people's problems...
00:56What is wrong with Peter?
00:57He used to make a sound and now he doesn't.
01:00..by which I mean the locals at my pub
01:02who are always bringing me stuff to mend.
01:05Is it a train set?
01:08So join us and our excitable crew...
01:12..who will capture our endeavours...
01:14That was epic!
01:16..as we create...
01:17..make...
01:19That feels like a terrible thing we've just done.
01:21..repair...
01:22..so it's never worked.
01:23Not in my lifetime.
01:24..and repurpose...
01:25..in my shed load of ideas.
01:26What do you think?
01:27This is just brilliant.
01:28Ah!
01:29Ah!
01:30Wiltshire.
01:31A peaceful haven in the west country of England.
01:32Do not be deceived.
01:33This is a nerve centre with horses...
01:35..where I plan to solve the nation's biggest issues.
01:36First on my list...
01:37..something guaranteed to inflame the indignant passions...
01:39..of Englishmen and women nationwide.
01:40..
02:03..and women nationwide.
02:06Bueno, eso va a ganarles.
02:11La yellow square de shame.
02:13Oh, es el peor feeling en el mundo.
02:16Este, espectáculos, es un ticket de parking.
02:20La semana sola, 14.5 millones de estos
02:23fueron slappedos en las escuelas en el país.
02:27Eso es dos cada segundo.
02:30Pero algunos tickets de parking son más frustrante que otros,
02:34como el sound man Dan ha just experimentado.
02:38Es horrible.
02:39Es el sentido que el sistema ha beatado, el hombre ha gotado.
02:45Pero, de interés, Dan, ¿cuánto pagaba para pagar?
02:49I pagaba para un día.
02:51¿Cuándo fue eso?
02:53Cinco minutos después del tiempo.
02:54Y lo que a lot de gente no cuenta es que hay un 10-minuto grace period.
03:01Si pagaba para un parque de una hora o más,
03:04hay 10 minutos después de eso en que un trafic warden
03:07no puede issuear un ticket, al menos no legal.
03:10Y a lot de gente no cuenta esto.
03:12Y, más importante, a lot de trafic wardens no cuenta esto.
03:16Así que, lo que vamos a hacer es devirar un sistema
03:19que warns trafic wardens de este tipo de legislación
03:22y asegurarse de que no sea un ticket
03:25cuando no sea permitido.
03:27La ley es una mierda.
03:34De los 93,000 personas que desafiaron un ticket en 2023,
03:39casi la mitad fueron sucesos y tuvieron su fine.
03:42Pero si miles de tickets son incorrectos
03:46cada año, por los trafic wardens de los trafic wardens,
03:48hay algo que se ha hecho.
03:51Y es que va a necesitar tres hombres
03:52para encontrar una solución en un shed.
03:55Brincologios.
03:57Brincologios.
03:58Brincologios.
03:59B Entonces la ganadora es Sim.
04:01My engineering pal of 20 años, Simi.
04:06We're going to make it better, though.
04:09Simi can juggle anything I throw at him.
04:12Almost.
04:13Y mi otra mate
04:16es un hombre de la otra que llama
04:17Tony the Tool.
04:19That's a job for you, Tony.
04:21He's good with wood
04:23It's meant to be miles off so you can chisel in
04:26And game for just about anything
04:28Tell my children I love them
04:30As for me
04:32I provide the shed
04:33And the fantastic hair
04:35Gentlemen
04:38And crew
04:39Assemble
04:40We're all ready as usual
04:47Right viewers
04:51That fight back against traffic wardens
04:52Who don't understand the very
04:54Legislation they are there to enforce
04:57Nothing else
04:58Starts here
05:00And it's going to involve a bit of woodwork
05:01It's going to involve some electronics
05:03And a timer and a sensor
05:05And one of these
05:07A megaphone
05:09That's quite loud
05:14That is quite loud
05:15We have in mind
05:18A rooftop traffic warden warning system
05:21For my car
05:22Where a sign pops up
05:24That's a series one panda you've drawn
05:26Mine's a series three
05:27And the legislation is read aloud
05:30If the sensor detects a ticket
05:32Issued within the ten minute grace period
05:35Right the exact wording
05:37Is quite tedious
05:39But given that it's a law
05:42It probably needs to be displayed in full
05:45So I think we might as well make it
05:46Almost as big as the roof of the car
05:48And then it would go
05:49And then this would go
05:52I say traffic warden
05:55Full details of the law
05:57Are displayed in front of you
05:59On the sign that just popped up
06:00Now
06:01Until ten minutes are up
06:04Something like that
06:05Yeah
06:05Right
06:06I will read it to you
06:07But you can see just how verbose it is
06:10The Secretary of State
06:11An exercise of the powers
06:13Conferred by sections 72, 73
06:15Back brackets 3 and 89
06:17Provision which was called A
06:19But is now called 1
06:20No penalty charges payable
06:22For the contravention
06:23Where the vehicle has been left
06:24Beyond the permitted parking period
06:26For a period not exceeding ten minutes
06:29There it is
06:30That's the law
06:31And it's signed by Eric Pickles
06:33I met Eric Pickles once
06:37He was tremendous
06:38Born 20th of April 1952
06:40Parents
06:41Constance
06:42Joyce Pickles
06:43And Jack Branston Pickles
06:45Branston Crimes
06:46No, that's a joke
06:47No, I made that up, Lottie
06:49Right, shall we do some woodwork?
06:53Let's go to the chop saw
06:54While Sim engineers a sensor
06:58To detect a parking ticket
07:00And a timer to set the grace period
07:03Tony and I tackle the frame
07:06Hands clear
07:07Contact
07:08For our plan to work
07:12We need a sign that pops up
07:13Only when a ticket is detected
07:15Within that magic ten minutes
07:17But let's get it to length first
07:19And is big enough
07:21To display the letter of the law
07:23To the letter
07:25Are you thinking of just
07:27Screwing that together?
07:28For time, yes
07:30Looks pretty good actually
07:33So that's the basic frame built
07:37Next, we need to give our legalese some lift
07:40So you can hinge it here
07:42When it's released
07:43So it pivots from there
07:46How do we wind it?
07:50I don't know
07:51While superbrain Simi scratches his head
07:55I take the opportunity
07:58To enjoy a nice relaxing cup of tea
08:00Under my favourite tree
08:02When I eventually return to the shed
08:09Simi has made what looks like
08:10A sort of cat's cradle for blokes
08:13Now I need to tie those
08:14And that's got a bow through there
08:17And then
08:18And then we tie that
08:19However, they will need to be the same length
08:22Simi has decided to use something
08:25Designed for torsion weapons
08:27Before springs were invented
08:29Also known as
08:30Tourniquet
08:31No, it's a tourniquet
08:33It's a tourniquet
08:34But it has to be a precise length
08:36Which requires tying a precise knot
08:39In a precise place
08:40Were you in the scouts, anyone?
08:43I wasn't
08:44I wasn't
08:46You'll have heard of the tourniquet
08:52You might tie if
08:53For example
08:54You've cut off your own leg
08:55And are bleeding to death
08:57You pull that all the way through there
08:58This tourniquet
08:59Is how medieval boy scouts
09:01Used to fire projectiles
09:03Huge amount of string
09:04Before giant springs were invented
09:07Trebuchets and crossbows
09:08Used tightly twisted rope
09:10Which stores up energy
09:12When released
09:14It's powerful enough
09:15To launch whatever you want
09:17At whoever you don't like
09:19So we've both got a free end
09:23So we could tie that through there
09:26And then tie it in the middle
09:27So the string
09:28Being in a continuous loop
09:31When twisted
09:32String becomes spring
09:36We hope that the power stored in this tourniquet
09:40Once we wind it up
09:42Will be enough to lift our giant sign
09:44That's a terrible knot, Simmy
09:46No, no, it's just a knot
09:48That won't
09:48As they say in the Navy
09:49If you can't tie a knot
09:50Tie a lot
09:51So Simmy
09:54Do you think this will work?
10:00Possibly
10:01Possibly
10:01But if it doesn't work
10:03We're back to square one
10:04It's definitely working
10:06Well
10:06It's medieval science
10:07It is
10:08But there's a lot of tension going on
10:10Around here
10:11And it could just all implode
10:13But I think we should wind it up
10:14And we will see
10:15Okay, well why don't you two wind it up
10:17Simmy and Tony
10:21Using their immense strength
10:22Have wound this about
10:23As tightly as they can
10:25Just a few final tweaks
10:27With our 14th century angle grinder
10:29And Simmy's antediluvian hammer
10:35Okay
10:36Stand back everybody
10:37Because I'm going to release
10:38The vertical component
10:39Of the sign lifter
10:41Are you ready?
10:42No
10:42Everybody ready on cameras?
10:45In 3, 2, 1
10:50Welcome back to Wiltshire
10:58And the war against erroneous parking tickets
11:01We have built a rooftop frame
11:04For my car
11:04Onto which we'll fix
11:06A giant printout of the legislation
11:09Now we're about to test
11:11The tourniquet that lifts it up
11:13Once the camera crew
11:15Have sorted themselves out
11:16Is everyone happy?
11:17Okay, so we need a build up to this
11:19And action
11:21Simmy
11:22Do you think this will work?
11:25Possibly
11:26By releasing the tightly wound ropes
11:28We hope the stored energy
11:30Will be enough
11:31To raise the sign
11:32Everybody ready on cameras
11:34In 3, 2, 1
11:37Huzzah, as they say in medieval times
11:46Are you happy?
11:51Yes
11:51I like the elegance of it
11:53And it's historical as well
11:54It has historical context
11:56So with some wood
11:59And some string
12:00The materials that were used by our forebears
12:03By our great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfathers
12:08Plus an impact driver and an ankle grinder
12:11We are ready to end that dark period in history
12:16That has come to be known as
12:18The erroneous parking ticket
12:20Issued during the 10-minute grace period
12:22In accordance with subsection B
12:24Of the Road Traffic Act Amendment of 2015
12:27Excellent work, men
12:32Very good
12:33Let's finish it off
12:34While Tony finishes the frame
12:44And installs the sign
12:46I'm off for a moment of quiet reflection
12:52I'm very fortunate to call Wiltshire my home
12:56I'm even more fortunate to have my own pub
12:59Morning
13:00But it's not all IPA and me time
13:06Sometimes, such as today
13:08I come to the pub to have a quiet pint
13:10And contemplate my good luck in life
13:13And somebody will come up to me
13:15With some knackered, priceless, sentimental family heirloom
13:21And say, oh James, could you just mend this?
13:23Yes, the downside of the locals knowing you have a pub
13:27And a penchant for tinkering
13:29Is they also know where to ambush you
13:31And sure enough
13:35No sooner had Sim joined me in the garden
13:37Than local Roger
13:38Turns up with his grandfather's clockwork boat
13:41First saw it when I was about six, seven years old
13:46And my grandfather said, I've got this for you
13:48When I get it working, you shall have it
13:5117 years later
13:53When he died and I was clearing out his cupboard
13:56I found that in the back of the drawer
13:58So it's never worked?
14:01Not in my lifetime
14:02Have you had it in water?
14:03I've put it in the water and pushed it
14:05But never
14:06Right, OK
14:07Oh, we need to get that open and have a look
14:11Shall I, well, as it happens
14:12My tool kit is always to hand
14:14What about my long carburettor screwdriver
14:16Which gives you good leverage?
14:17Look at that
14:18That is a nice screwdriver
14:19That is a nice screwdriver
14:20So have you ever taken it apart?
14:23No, no
14:24My grandfather was something of a perfectionist
14:26And I felt if I messed it up
14:29It would be on my head
14:31And I shall regret it
14:32I can see that it's clockwork
14:33Because I can see the square shaft
14:35That the key goes on
14:36But you don't have the key
14:37And you've never had the key
14:38Never had a key with it, no
14:39So this has never worked
14:41In your lifetime, Roger
14:43Do you mind if I ask how old you are now?
14:45Uh, 78
14:46So this is coming off for the first time
14:48In at least 72 years
14:50Ooh
14:52Oh, look at that
14:53Can you see this film crew?
14:55That is a
14:55So the Germans were exceptionally good at
14:58This is a wooden bow
14:59But they were good at tin toys, clockwork and so on
15:01In the 1920s and 30s
15:03In fact, they were probably the world leaders
15:05At that sort of thing
15:07So I'm expecting something
15:08Quite exquisite
15:11Yeah, the spring looks to be intact
15:14I think you've probably
15:16Bashed that prop a few times
15:19Haven't you, Roger?
15:20I should think so, yeah
15:20Because it looks
15:20So I think all we really need to do
15:23With that, Simi
15:23Is take the motor out
15:25Possibly strip it
15:26Clean it
15:27Lube it
15:28Straighten the prop a bit
15:30Do a little bit of
15:31Reshaping on this
15:32But without altering the patina
15:34Put it back together
15:35And there's your boat, sir
15:37What are you going to do with it?
15:39Find a pond
15:39And take my grandchildren along
15:41As a memento of their great-great-grandfather
15:44Great-yes
15:46Great-great-grandfather
15:48Reluctantly, Simi and I leave our pints
15:53And head back to the shed
15:54To see if we can bring Roger's grandfather's boat
15:59Back to life
16:01So, viewers, we're going to make a key
16:03But we do know that it works
16:05Because we wound it with a pair of slip pliers
16:07Other problems are
16:09The rudder is not properly attached
16:11The propeller is misshapen
16:12But most importantly
16:13We need to take the motor out
16:15And give it a jolly good clean
16:16And that's why
16:17Ha-ha
16:19Our new favourite thing
16:21First, we need to remove
16:24That exquisite clockwork motor
16:26Ooh, that is turning
16:27For the first time since it went in there
16:30Yeah
16:30Right
16:34Don't let me let go of it
16:36Otherwise
16:37Keep your fingers on the way
16:38Whoa, look at that
16:42There's not much wrong with that
16:46To be honest
16:47This is my ultrasonic cleaner
16:54It's full of a cleansing fluid
16:56And in essence
16:57It explodes a load of bubbles
17:00On the surface of things
17:01And that knocks the dirt off
17:02It's going in
17:04Let's see what that does
17:10While the ultrasonic cleaner
17:12Cleans ultrasonically
17:14It's a little bit stiff
17:16We try and straighten the rudder
17:19Not bad
17:20Right, the ultrasonic cleaner's finished
17:22Oh, that's clean
17:24Oh, that's clean
17:24That's much better
17:27Ten minutes to dry it off
17:29Right, whilst that's happening
17:31Oh, that did something
17:35That'll do comes the cry of the perfectionist down the ages
17:38Time to refit the spotless motor
17:42There you go
17:43There you go
17:43Right, I think it needs to come to you
17:45No, there's the hole there
17:47You see that one?
17:49Yeah
17:49There you are, it's in
17:50The boat is back together
17:52The boat is back together and greatly improved
17:53The brake now works
17:55The rudder is now straight
17:56And it is settable
17:57That's lovely
17:59Which is really nice
18:00That hasn't been like that for a very long time
18:02And then it's, well, we've got to make a key
18:04Yep
18:05But then she's ready for sea trials
18:07Which will be a pond
18:09Or a bath
18:10To make the key for Roger's grandfather's clockwork boat
18:19We need the lathe
18:21Say where?
18:23And action
18:25I start by facing off the brass rod
18:30Then drilling a hole in the centre to the required depth
18:34So that's one, two, three
18:36So we've got seven eights, don't we?
18:43So what I've done there, viewers, is lathe work, page one
18:46I've faced off a piece of brass
18:49Drilled a hole through it
18:50Parted it off
18:51And faced off the other end
18:52That's just about the simplest thing you can do on a lathe, isn't it?
18:55There is a round hole going through a piece of brass
18:57But Simi is now going to turn that into a square hole
19:00Using the skill of the craftsperson
19:03Whilst you work on that
19:05I'm going to open my special broad-necked flask
19:09Which has a folding spoon
19:12Very good
19:13I'm not going to show you what's in here
19:15Because it's secret
19:16My favourite
19:20Yes
19:21Back in a minute
19:23Very good
19:24Whilst I tuck into my secret lunch
19:28Simi files the round hole
19:30So it can fit
19:31A square peg
19:32James?
19:33Yeah
19:33I think I've done your key
19:35I'll go quick
19:36Well, I could have been quicker
19:38But
19:39I think it's beautiful, man
19:40Actually, what would be quite nice
19:42Is to just put a knurled knob
19:44On the top
19:44Ooh
19:45Because then it's very individual
19:47It's very personalised
19:49I can do you a knurled knob
19:50To successfully knurl a knob
19:54I need a special knurling tool
19:56Knurling is a cross-hatched pattern
19:59That makes things grippy
20:01Yes, that is knurling
20:04OK, I'm going to go for it
20:06It's quite nice, isn't it?
20:11Next, I drill a hole in the centre
20:13To accept the bit we've already made
20:15Job well done
20:17All that's left to do
20:19Is solder the two pieces together
20:21Here we go
20:22Here we go
20:23Here we go
20:23Here we go
20:24Here we go
20:25Here we go
20:25Here we go
20:26Here we go
20:26Here we go
20:26Here we go
20:26Here we go
20:26Here we go
20:26Here we go
20:27Here we go
20:28Here we go
20:28Here we go
20:29Beautiful
20:29Ah!
20:33That is still actually quite warm
20:36When you've been holding it
20:37For several seconds
20:38Even hot
20:39Yeah, that bit's probably a little water
20:40Yeah
20:41So I'll say very quickly
20:43That I think we've achieved greatness there
20:44And that looks fabulous
20:45And I hope Roger appreciates it
20:46Now if there's one thing I love more than my lathe
20:54It's pubs
20:55I love them so much I bought one
20:59Pubs are a very tough business
21:03That's why so many are closing
21:04So those of us with successful surviving pubs
21:09Have to think constantly about how to keep costs down
21:12Without compromising quality
21:14Today I'm concerned with the cost of producing chips
21:19A staple of pubs everywhere
21:21But with the potential to ruin the whole business
21:24This is Mark, one of the chefs of the Royal Oak Swallow Cove
21:30Just off the A30 between Shaftesbury and Salisbury
21:33And he makes chips
21:35He doesn't only make chips
21:36He makes all sorts of delicious things
21:37But he does spend quite a lot of his time making the chips
21:40How many potatoes do you think you turn into chips in a week?
21:43We do about five or six bags
21:45There's about 140 potatoes in a bag
21:47So it's thousands of potatoes
21:49It's turned into chips every week
21:51By hand
21:52Wow
21:52Anyway, the pub would like me to buy them a chip-making machine
21:57Which I think costs about 450 quid, isn't it?
22:00That'd be great
22:01Yeah
22:01But what if there's another way?
22:04What if there is a money-saving, engineering-based solution?
22:09Sim and Tony think they may have one
22:11Leaves frayed in a tantalising way
22:14I wonder what they're cooking up
22:20And will their idea be as good as mine?
22:26It's a bit of overkill for a potato, isn't it?
22:36The British pub teeters on the verge of extinction
22:39All because of chips
22:42It's either hours of cutting them by hand
22:46Or a prohibitively expensive chip-making machine
22:50We are trying to save time and cut costs
22:54Whilst chopping chips
22:56So Simi and Tony think the answer is a tennis bat
23:01This is a perfectly standard one
23:03It's not been replaced with cheese wire or anything
23:06It's just normal nylon strings
23:08And the idea is that you hit the potato
23:10And the potato comes out of the other side as chips
23:12How should we try it?
23:14Underarm serve
23:15Can we just question
23:16Do you just like thinking this is going to work?
23:19Of course it'll work
23:20It's the most ridiculous thing
23:21Well, I don't
23:22You've got a rock-hard potato
23:24And quite a soft-string tennis racket
23:26The crew are very cynical about the tennis racket method
23:30I don't see why it wouldn't work
23:32I mean, it's no more remarkable than cutting up a big piece of cheese in a supermarket
23:37I know that's a wire and these are nylon
23:39But they're very taut
23:40You need to hit that with some gusto
23:42I'll serve it to you here
23:45Right
23:45And if you hit it with a four-arm smash
23:47OK
23:48Hey
23:51Yes
23:52Look
23:55That's a perfect chip
23:56That's a chip
23:57And that's a chip
23:59That one
24:00Look at that
24:00Look at those chips
24:01They're chips
24:03To whom should I show these?
24:06Right, our work here is done
24:08Can I just say
24:09That if I showed you those in the kitchen of my house
24:11You'd say, oh, James has made some chips
24:13No doubt about it whatsoever
24:15Those are chips
24:16And everybody on this crew
24:17Said, no, a tennis racket won't work
24:19Well, it does
24:20They've got grass in them
24:22I accept that
24:23But nevertheless
24:23Collection of the chips
24:27Is a bit of an issue
24:28If I go in and say
24:30I'd like steak and chips, please
24:31Somebody has to go and walk around a field
24:33For half an hour
24:34Picking chips up
24:35Is there a way of making this
24:39More contained
24:40More repeatable
24:42Hmm
24:43Can we attach something
24:44On the back of the tennis racket
24:46To catch them
24:47Although it would slow the tennis racket down
24:48Because of drag
24:49Unless it was a net
24:50But is there a way of fixing the tennis racket
24:52And throwing the potatoes
24:53Yeah
24:54At it
24:55Yeah, we could do that
24:56Easy
24:57And then put a bucket behind
24:58And you just get a bucket of chips
24:59Yeah
24:59After a brief interlude
25:02To gather some more equipment
25:04We return with our potato chipper
25:10Version 2.0
25:12Which is
25:13A mounted tennis bat
25:15And a cannon
25:17All we need now
25:18Is a method behind here
25:20For collecting the chips
25:21As they fly through
25:23So you just go
25:23Bang, bang, bang
25:24Walk back to the pub
25:25With a massive tub of chips
25:27Easy
25:28That can simply sit there
25:30And catch all the chips
25:32For maximised ballistic effect
25:35We've cut the potatoes
25:36To the same size
25:38As the bore of the cannon
25:39Clever
25:41Cue the inevitable lecture
25:45In health and safety
25:46It's a very high speed cannon
25:49And a very heavy potato
25:50The crew of HMS Victory
25:53Didn't wear safety goggles
25:54Nelson would be alive
25:56And well today
25:56If he had
25:57Well he did lose an eye
25:58Didn't he
25:59The power behind
26:02Our supersized spud gun
26:03Is Simi's air compressor
26:05Also useful
26:06For inflating beach toys
26:08Simi is loading
26:10Tony is firing
26:12I'm aiming
26:13Glasses on
26:15That's four bar
26:19Well tapped
26:20Tony
26:20Ready
26:22Get fire in the hole
26:23Those are chips
26:32Chips man
26:33Loads of chips
26:35That works
26:37That is the beginnings
26:38Of a big bucket of chips
26:40All we need now
26:41Is a few more potatoes
26:42That's a potato
26:43And our slow-mo camera
26:46I think you just killed the GoPro
26:58If the word gets out
27:06That the Royal Oak
27:07Is producing chips
27:08In a novel way
27:09It will become
27:10Even more busy
27:11Unpopular
27:12Than it already is
27:13And I don't think
27:14That's very efficient
27:15But
27:16I suddenly remembered
27:17If you two
27:18Wait there
27:19What's that?
27:22What the?
27:27My high power answer
27:29To chipping potatoes
27:30Is a rather lovely
27:31Burnt orange
27:32Two ton
27:3355 horsepower
27:35Diesel
27:35Wood chipper
27:37Capable of chipping
27:40Eight inch locks
27:41It's a bit of overkill
27:42For a potato
27:43Isn't it?
27:44And therefore
27:45A King Edward
27:46What do you think?
27:51It has the word chip
27:52Will it fit in the kitchen?
27:54No
27:54It will fit in the garden
27:56Or the car park
27:57And this will make chips
27:59On an industrial scale
28:01So that goes roughly
28:04Meh
28:06Are you ready?
28:09Ready
28:10Feed in the potatoes
28:11Feed in the potatoes
28:11Put the bucket
28:15Okay
28:20Well
28:25Hmm
28:26I'm not quite sure
28:27What you'd call that
28:28That looks like
28:29When you make
28:30A potato what's it?
28:31Rosti
28:31Thank you
28:32That'd make a fantastic
28:34Rosti
28:34That
28:34This is field to fork
28:36That is quite literally
28:37Off the field
28:38There
28:38I can pretty much guarantee
28:40That when we take those
28:41Into the kitchen
28:42And give them to Mark
28:43He's going to have
28:43A small tantrum
28:44So will Mark agree
28:48That we've come up
28:48With a fantastic alternative
28:50To the 450 pound
28:52Chip making machine
28:53They look like you've
28:54Kicked them around the car park
28:55Well we sort of did in a way
28:57Or around the field
28:58These are my chips
28:59Those are pure tennis racket chips
29:02These are Simi's chips
29:04Which are tennis racket
29:06And air cannon
29:06And these are Tony's chips
29:08And potato mush
29:10Keep the grass
29:12Everything
29:13I don't know what to say
29:16I think my daughter
29:17Did something like this
29:17When she was about to
29:18While Mark prepares
29:22Our new low cost
29:24No chop chips
29:25We reward our efforts
29:28With a nice refreshing pint
29:30Of lemonade
29:32I used to play this
29:34With my brother
29:35When I was
29:36I don't know
29:36Eight or nine
29:37And he was
29:37Six or seven
29:39This is just plain lemonade
29:40And the game is
29:42To see who can put
29:43Their tongue in it
29:43For the longest
29:44Sure
29:46No because
29:49Is this what you used to play?
29:51Yeah
29:51Maybe you're more sensitive
29:52As a child
29:52But after about
29:5315 or 20 seconds
29:54It starts to hurt
29:55Believe it or not
29:57Right you ready?
29:58Yeah
29:58In three
29:59Two
29:59One
30:00Go
30:00You might be forgiven
30:03For thinking
30:03This is just
30:04Three grown men
30:05With their tongue
30:06Stuck in pints
30:07Of lemonade
30:07We're actually
30:10Testing our endurance
30:12To carbonic acid
30:13Which is what
30:14Gives the lemonade
30:15Its fizz
30:15I like it
30:25Yeah
30:26It is
30:27Doesn't it
30:27Oh
30:29We have a winner
30:30That is so good
30:36Isn't that weird
30:37Why does it hurt
30:38Your tongue?
30:39I don't know
30:40And how did we
30:41Discover that?
30:45So Tony's best
30:46At sticking his tongue
30:47In lemonade
30:48But now
30:53Back to chips
30:54Have we saved
30:55Chef Mark time
30:56And the Royal Oak
30:57Money?
30:58That's him
30:59Nice
31:00Thank you
31:01With grass
31:01They look nice
31:05Oh they're good
31:07These are nice
31:10Fluffy
31:10Great
31:12Good news
31:13And bad news
31:13Viewers
31:14The good news
31:15Is
31:15My chips
31:16Are as cheap
31:17As chips
31:17The bad news
31:20However
31:20Has a slight
31:22Tennessee quality
31:23To it
31:24I don't like
31:26The grass
31:26I think
31:27I've got to
31:28Buy the chip
31:28Making machine
31:29If I'm really honest
31:30You've wolfed
31:33That Tony
31:34The chips
31:34Are beautiful
31:35So
31:38450 pounds
31:40Lighter
31:40But with a happy
31:41Chef
31:42It's time to
31:45Return to the
31:45Bane of all
31:46Our lives
31:47We've built
31:56A pop-up frame
31:57For my car
31:57To remind
31:58Ticket-happy
31:59Traffic wardens
32:00Of the law
32:01Huzzah
32:02As they say
32:03In medieval times
32:04Next
32:06The tech
32:07That triggers
32:08The warning device
32:09Simi
32:11Has devised
32:12A system
32:12Using two
32:13Timers
32:14The switch
32:15From the
32:16One hour timer
32:17Could
32:17Effectively be
32:18A solenoid
32:20To trigger
32:20The second timer
32:21Yes
32:21An electromagnet
32:23Yes
32:25I like an electromagnet
32:27And something
32:28Called a
32:29PIR
32:29Sensor
32:30Passive
32:31Infrared
32:32The sort of thing
32:33That controls
32:34Your security
32:34Lights
32:35When somebody
32:35Walks past
32:36Time to fit
32:37The rig
32:37Onto my
32:38Panda
32:38If the
32:42PIR
32:43Sensor
32:43Detects
32:44Unauthorised
32:45Movement
32:45On the
32:45Windscreen
32:46Within the
32:47Ten minute
32:47Grace period
32:48My rooftop
32:50Contraption
32:51Will unleash
32:51Legislative
32:53Hell
32:53Right I now
32:57Have to record
32:58The words
32:59I think I
33:00Might only
33:00Have one
33:01Shot at
33:01This
33:01Here we
33:02Go
33:02Is
33:03Everybody
33:03Ready
33:03Now hear
33:04This
33:05Traffic
33:05Warden
33:05Road
33:06Traffic
33:06England
33:07The
33:07Civil
33:07Enforcement
33:08Of
33:08Parking
33:08Contraventions
33:09England
33:09General
33:10Amendment
33:10Regulations
33:112015
33:12And in
33:14The time
33:14It takes
33:14For me
33:15To read
33:15The
33:15Legislation
33:16In
33:16Full
33:16That's
33:17Five
33:17More
33:18Parking
33:18Tickets
33:19That we
33:19Could
33:19Have
33:19Saved
33:20And
33:20That
33:20Is
33:21Because
33:21No
33:22Penalty
33:23Charge
33:23Is
33:23Payable
33:24For the
33:24Contravention
33:25Where the
33:25Vehicle
33:26Has
33:26Been
33:26Left
33:26Beyond
33:26The
33:27Permitted
33:27Parking
33:28Period
33:28For a
33:29Period
33:29Not
33:30Exceeding
33:31Ten
33:31Minutes
33:32Got
33:33It
33:33That's
33:34From
33:34Eric Pickles
33:35Secretary
33:36Of
33:37State
33:37Department
33:38Of
33:39Communities
33:39And
33:40Local
33:40Government
33:41Good
33:43Right
33:44Let's
33:44Go
33:45Simmy
33:46Tony
33:47Come on
33:48We're going
33:49Shopping
33:49We're going
33:50Up to
33:50Town
33:51You can
33:52Have an
33:52Ice
33:52Cream
33:53If you
33:53Want
33:53Road
33:56Trap
33:57Are we
34:01There yet
34:02Nearly
34:03So
34:07How
34:08Will
34:08The
34:08Unsuspecting
34:09Locals
34:10React
34:10When
34:10Our
34:10Parking
34:11Legislation
34:12Loaded
34:12Panda
34:13Rolls
34:14Into
34:14Town
34:15For
34:23Legislation
34:23Lovers
34:24Everywhere
34:24The
34:25Big
34:25Day
34:25Has
34:26Arrived
34:27Exciting
34:27It is
34:28Quite
34:28Exciting
34:29Yeah
34:29We're
34:30We're
34:30We're
34:30Off to
34:30My
34:30Local
34:31Town
34:31Tisbury
34:32Where
34:32We
34:32Will
34:32Road
34:33Test
34:33Our
34:33Traffic
34:34Warden
34:34Warning
34:35Device
34:35Normally
34:36You
34:36Go
34:36To
34:37Town
34:37In
34:37The
34:37Car
34:37And
34:37You
34:37Think
34:37I
34:38Hope
34:38I
34:38Don't
34:38Get
34:38A
34:38Parking
34:39Ticket
34:39But
34:40We
34:40Hope
34:40We
34:41Do
34:41Get
34:41A
34:41Parking
34:42Ticket
34:42Or
34:43At
34:43Least
34:43We
34:43Hope
34:43We
34:43Get
34:43A
34:43Parking
34:44Ticket
34:44In
34:44The
34:44Ten
34:44Minutes
34:45Between
34:45The
34:45Expiration
34:46Of
34:46The
34:46Allotted
34:46Parking
34:47Time
34:47And
34:47The
34:47Ten
34:47Minute
34:47Window
34:48That's
34:48Been
34:48Inserted
34:49Into
34:49The
34:49Regulations
34:50In
34:50April
34:512015
34:51By
34:52Judge
34:52Eric
34:53Pickles
34:53Space
34:57Perfect
34:58There
35:01That's
35:05Terrible
35:05Bit of
35:05Parking
35:06That is
35:06Awful
35:06Bit of
35:06Parking
35:07James
35:07Yeah
35:07I
35:08Caught
35:08That
35:09Up
35:09Didn't
35:09I
35:09Trying
35:09To
35:09Be
35:09Clever
35:10Right
35:13A
35:13Quick
35:13Reminder
35:14Of
35:14How
35:14This
35:14Works
35:15Obviously
35:15This
35:15Is
35:15A
35:16Prototype
35:16If
35:16It's
35:16Ever
35:17Included
35:17As
35:17An
35:17Option
35:18On
35:18New
35:18Cars
35:18It'll
35:19Be
35:19Quite
35:19A
35:19Bit
35:20More
35:20Refined
35:20But
35:21Essentially
35:22There
35:22Are
35:23Two
35:23Timers
35:23In
35:24This
35:24Unit
35:25Here
35:25And
35:26The
35:26Display
35:26Comes
35:27Up
35:27Here
35:27With
35:27The
35:27Time
35:28Elapsed
35:28I'm
35:28Going
35:28To
35:28Set
35:29This
35:29For
35:29One
35:29Hour
35:30Because
35:30That's
35:30How
35:30Much
35:31Parking
35:31I'm
35:31About
35:31To
35:31Pay
35:32For
35:32At
35:33The
35:33End
35:33Of
35:33An
35:33Hour
35:34It
35:34Switches
35:35Over
35:35To
35:35This
35:35Circuit
35:36Which
35:36Displays
35:37A
35:37Countdown
35:37Of
35:37Ten
35:38Minutes
35:38On
35:38There
35:39During
35:39That
35:39Ten
35:40Minute
35:40Period
35:40The
35:41PIR
35:41Sensor
35:42Is
35:42Active
35:43And
35:43And
35:43If
35:43Anybody
35:44Tries
35:44To
35:44Put
35:44A
35:44Ticket
35:45On
35:45The
35:45Car
35:45The
35:46Message
35:46Will
35:46Crop
35:47Up
35:47And
35:47My
35:48Voice
35:48Will
35:48Come
35:48Out
35:48To
35:48The
35:48Megaphone
35:49Warning
35:49Them
35:49That
35:49They're
35:50Actually
35:51On
35:51The
35:51Wrong
35:51Side
35:52Of
35:52The
35:52Law
35:52So
35:53I'm
35:53Just
35:53Going
35:53To
35:53Finish
35:54Paying
35:54For
35:54The
35:54Parking
35:55For
35:56One
35:56Hour
35:57And
35:58Started
35:59And
36:00Turn
36:00The
36:00System
36:00On
36:00And
36:02We're
36:02Off
36:02To
36:03The
36:03Hardware
36:03Shop
36:03My
36:07Panda
36:08Is
36:08A
36:09Ticking
36:13The
36:13Law
36:14Just
36:15Waiting
36:15For
36:15A
36:16Ticket
36:16Happy
36:16Traffic
36:17Warden
36:17Or
36:18A
36:18Member
36:18Of
36:18The
36:18Production
36:19Team
36:19In
36:19A
36:19High
36:20Vis
36:20But
36:23In
36:23The
36:23Meantime
36:24This
36:25Is
36:25Coffee
36:25Angels
36:26Where
36:26You get
36:26An excellent
36:26Bacon
36:27And
36:27Egg
36:27Roll
36:27Chinese
36:28Is
36:29Good
36:29If
36:29You're
36:30In
36:30On
36:30Your
36:30Own
36:30Watching
36:30Where
36:31Eagles
36:31Dare
36:31Hardware
36:32Is
36:32On
36:32The
36:32Right
36:33Oh
36:35Look
36:35The
36:35Thermos
36:36With
36:36The
36:36Little
36:36Spoon
36:37In
36:37Little
36:38Screw
36:38Drivers
36:39Everything
36:40You
36:40Could
36:40Possibly
36:43It
36:44Turns
36:45Out
36:45Time
36:45Flies
36:46When
36:46You're
36:46Three
36:47Blokes
36:47Looking
36:47At
36:48Tools
36:48You
36:48Don't
36:48Need
36:49A
36:49Tape
36:49Measure
36:49No
36:50I
36:50Like
36:50Tape
36:50Measures
36:51With
36:53Just
36:54Five
36:54Minutes
36:54Until
36:55The
36:55Panda
36:55Is
36:55Armed
36:56It's
36:59Time
37:00To
37:00Take
37:00Our
37:00Positions
37:01Let's
37:03Have
37:03A
37:03Nice
37:03Refreshing
37:04Cup
37:04Of
37:04Tea
37:04And
37:05Observe
37:05Our
37:06Car
37:06With
37:08Our
37:08Traffic
37:09Warden
37:09Slash
37:09Team
37:10Member
37:10Lurking
37:11The
37:12Time
37:12Is
37:13Upon
37:13Us
37:13To
37:13See
37:14If
37:14Our
37:14Prototype
37:15Warning
37:15System
37:15Works
37:16She
37:32Getting
37:32Ticket
37:33out
37:33Oh
37:36Wait
37:38For
37:39It
37:39No
37:41Yes
37:42That's
37:49So
37:50Good
37:50It's
37:50Like
37:51The
37:51Sales
37:52Of
37:52The
37:52Cutting
37:52Sark
37:53Now
37:56Now hear
37:56This
37:57Traffic
37:57Warden
37:57Road
37:58Traffic
37:58England
37:59The
37:59Civil
37:59Enforcement
38:00Of
38:00Parking
38:00Contraventions
38:01England
38:01General
38:02Amendment
38:02Regulations
38:032015
38:04The
38:05Regulations
38:06In
38:06Full
38:07These
38:08Regulations
38:08May be
38:08Cycled
38:09As
38:09Civil
38:09Enforcement
38:10Of
38:10Parking
38:10Contraventions
38:11England
38:11General
38:11Amendment
38:12That's
38:12Never
38:12Happened
38:13Before
38:13Has
38:13It
38:13A
38:13Great
38:13Big
38:14Sign
38:14Has
38:14Erected
38:15Itself
38:15On
38:15The
38:15Top
38:16Of
38:16The
38:16Car
38:16That
38:17Looks
38:17Fantastic
38:18The
38:22Locals
38:23Are
38:23Out
38:24In
38:24Their
38:24Tens
38:25To
38:25See
38:25Tisbury
38:26Assume
38:26It's
38:27Rightful
38:27Place
38:27In
38:28The
38:28Annals
38:28Of
38:29History
38:29Thanks
38:30To
38:30The
38:30Launch
38:31Of
38:31Our
38:31Traffic
38:32Warden
38:32Warning
38:33Device
38:33It's
38:37Quite
38:37Elaborate
38:38But
38:38But
38:39It
38:39Worked
38:40No
38:41Penalty
38:41Charge
38:42Is
38:42Payable
38:43For
38:43The
38:43Contravention
38:44Where
38:44The
38:44Vehicle
38:44Has
38:44Been
38:45Left
38:45Beyond
38:45The
38:45Permitted
38:46Parking
38:46Period
38:47For
38:47A
38:48Period
38:48Not
38:49Exceeding
38:49Ten
38:50Minutes
38:51Got
38:51It
38:52That's
38:52From
38:53Eric Pickles
38:54Secretary
38:55Of
38:55State
38:56Department
38:57Of
38:57Communities
38:58And
38:58Local
38:59Government
39:00Yes
39:03That's
39:05So
39:05Good
39:05That
39:07Is
39:07So
39:07Good
39:08That
39:11Is
39:11A
39:12Victory
39:12For
39:12Common
39:13Sense
39:13It's
39:14A
39:14Victory
39:14For
39:14The
39:14Motorist
39:15It's
39:16It's
39:16It's
39:16A
39:16Victory
39:16For
39:16The
39:16Rule
39:17Of
39:17Law
39:18And
39:18It's
39:18A
39:19Victory
39:19For
39:19Our
39:20Hero
39:20Eric
39:21Pickles
39:21Thank you
39:23Sir
39:23We've still
39:25Got to move
39:26In the next
39:26Six and a
39:27Half
39:27Minutes
39:27So
39:31We've seen
39:32One
39:32Ticket
39:33Happy
39:33Traffic
39:34Warden
39:34Now
39:35I've got
39:36To see
39:36A man
39:37About
39:37A
39:37Boat
39:37You see
39:40There's
39:41Only
39:41One
39:41Thing
39:41Better
39:42Than
39:42Mending
39:42Something
39:43Like
39:43A
39:43Broken
39:44Clockwork
39:44Toy
39:45And
39:46That's
39:46Reuniting
39:47It
39:47With
39:47Its
39:48Owner
39:48Like
39:49Roger
39:50Here
39:50Good
39:51Afternoon
39:51Sir
39:51How are
39:53You
39:53I'm fine
39:53Thank you
39:54Good to see
39:54You
39:54Here is
39:56Your boat
39:56Wow
39:57Okay
39:58Would you like
39:58Us to tell
39:59You what
39:59We've
39:59Done
39:59I'd love
40:00To know
40:00What
40:01You've
40:01Done
40:01Removed
40:02Ultrasonically
40:04Cleaned
40:04Serviced
40:05And
40:05Relubricated
40:06The
40:06Engine
40:06Reshaped
40:07The
40:08Prop
40:08That
40:08Looks
40:08A lot
40:09Better
40:09Yes
40:09Reattached
40:11The
40:11Rudder
40:12To
40:12A
40:12Reshaped
40:13Tiller
40:14Which
40:15Now
40:15Locks
40:16Into
40:16Position
40:16On
40:17That
40:18Bar
40:18Which
40:18Didn't
40:19Do
40:19Previously
40:19And
40:20You've
40:20Never
40:20Had
40:21A
40:21Key
40:21For
40:21I'm
40:23You know
40:23Well
40:24You have
40:26Now
40:26Fantastic
40:27But
40:28Is
40:29Roger's
40:29Grandfather's
40:30Toy boat
40:31Ship shape
40:32And
40:32Pond worthy
40:33So
40:33What
40:33We
40:34Thought
40:34We
40:34Could
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