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My Very Royal Romance Full
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00:00:00Oh my god, Henley.
00:00:06Oh god.
00:00:07Oh my god.
00:00:09You're covered in coffee.
00:00:12Yeah, of course.
00:00:13Came as soon as I got Mom's message.
00:00:15What happened?
00:00:16I skipped breakfast and fainted on the track.
00:00:19It's no big deal.
00:00:21You had me so worried.
00:00:22It'd take more than an empty stomach to kill me off.
00:00:25You're right.
00:00:27You know what, let me go grab you some food.
00:00:29Okay?
00:00:30Mm-hmm.
00:00:31What can be happening?
00:00:33I'm afraid it's such a situation.
00:00:35Mom?
00:00:36I'm sorry.
00:00:37The doctor has some bad news.
00:00:39What?
00:00:40I'm sorry.
00:00:41Your sister has leukemia.
00:00:43Our insurance is expired.
00:00:46There's no way we can pay for her treatment.
00:00:48Don't worry.
00:00:49I'll figure something out.
00:00:50You just go and look after Henley for a moment, okay?
00:00:53Okay.
00:00:54Okay.
00:00:59Oh my god.
00:01:01What am I gonna do?
00:01:03I'm only on minimum wage.
00:01:06There are other ways to pay.
00:01:08Tell me.
00:01:09Are you single?
00:01:10What?
00:01:11What's that gotta do with anything?
00:01:13It might just save your sister's life.
00:01:16A deluxe mail order ride service?
00:01:21Hello.
00:01:22You got your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:26We found you a bidder.
00:01:27Hello.
00:01:28You got your best dress, Harry Douglas.
00:01:42We found you a bidder.
00:02:14Your Royal Highness, Princess Dima has arrived.
00:02:25Excellent. We can finally confirm our engagement.
00:02:28The thing is, we're not exactly sure where in the castle she is.
00:02:30She was last seen speaking to your cousin.
00:02:33Marcus is here.
00:02:35We'll find him before he starts any trouble.
00:02:36No need. I know exactly where he'll be.
00:02:44Dima!
00:02:51Edward!
00:02:53I'm sorry, my love. I don't know what came over me.
00:02:56I do.
00:02:58She wanted a taste of the true heir to the throne.
00:03:03Your majesty, please.
00:03:05No.
00:03:14If either of you step foot in this palace again,
00:03:19I will have you both executed for treason.
00:03:24Now get out.
00:03:25I guess there won't be a royal wedding after all.
00:03:42It took years to arrange your marriage to Princess Dima.
00:03:45And now you're throwing our new alliance with Lathina away?
00:03:49I wasn't the one fucking someone else on the throne.
00:03:52You watch your language, boy.
00:03:53She was having sex with cousin Marcus on our seat of power.
00:03:58The one he craves for himself.
00:04:01Surely you can't expect me to still marry her.
00:04:03I'll travel to Lathina and clear up your mess.
00:04:07But there will be a royal wedding.
00:04:11You are to find a new bride worthy of this crown.
00:04:15You are to find a new bride.
00:04:45Harry Douglas.
00:04:49Spread your arms, please.
00:04:51Um, we agreed that our first date wouldn't be physical, but...
00:04:56Is that really necessary?
00:04:59Your bag, please.
00:05:01You're not my date, are you?
00:05:05I shouldn't have signed up for this.
00:05:06No, I'm sorry.
00:05:07I think I'm just going to go.
00:05:08Mom?
00:05:08Your Highness.
00:05:10Your Highness.
00:05:15Prince Edward.
00:05:25His Royal Highness Prince Edward Pierceman of Australia at your service.
00:05:30Harry Douglas of Queens.
00:05:31Not a bad start.
00:05:35This is a joke, right?
00:05:36I mean, why would a prince need a mailed or bride?
00:05:40I read your profile.
00:05:41You're smart.
00:05:43Beautiful.
00:05:44Talented.
00:05:46But you're hiding something.
00:05:48You don't want money.
00:05:49You need it.
00:05:51You don't know anything about me.
00:05:52Precisely.
00:05:53So, you're going to change that, or should I just assume that you are a gold digger like
00:05:58all the rest?
00:06:02You have a great day, Your Highness.
00:06:12Back to the airport, sir?
00:06:15No.
00:06:18Follow her.
00:06:23How are you feeling today?
00:06:28Why do people keep treating me like I'm dying?
00:06:30We're just worried about you.
00:06:35What's wrong?
00:06:37I think I'm hallucinating.
00:06:39What?
00:06:40Isn't that Prince Edward?
00:06:42What the hell are you doing here?
00:06:44Ari, you're speaking to literal royalty.
00:06:47It's all right.
00:06:49We bumped into each other as I told the hospital, and I was a little rude.
00:06:53I apologize, Miss Douglas.
00:06:57Could I have a word outside?
00:07:07You're doing this for your sister.
00:07:09Well done.
00:07:10Gold star for the Prince.
00:07:12If you marry me, I will pay for her whole treatment.
00:07:17Anything she needs.
00:07:19Wait, you're serious?
00:07:20Yes.
00:07:21But, if you'll permit me, there is one last thing I must test.
00:07:27What now?
00:07:46What now?
00:07:46I love you, sis.
00:08:08Australian tradition dictates that you mustn't see each other again until your wedding day.
00:08:12What? Did he just kiss me and left?
00:08:14I'm to escort you to Australia as soon as you're done here.
00:08:16But I must gas you to keep the engagement a secret.
00:08:19Why?
00:08:20Every move a royal mech is in the spotlight.
00:08:22It's just one of the many things you're going to have to get used to.
00:08:25And fast.
00:08:27Your new life starts now.
00:08:30Mum, this is Prince Edward's younger brother, Prince Xavier.
00:08:45Oh, hi.
00:08:46Um, greetings, your royal highness.
00:08:50My God.
00:09:08Did nobody even teach you how to curtsy?
00:09:10God, I'm sorry.
00:09:20Although that really was the worst curtsy I think I've ever seen.
00:09:24So you're the famous Harry Douglas I've heard so much about.
00:09:30I'm Edward's younger, funnier, more handsome, more charismatic little brother.
00:09:36Sorry you ended up with the dud, but, um...
00:09:38Hey, we still have time to fall in love.
00:09:42Run away before the wedding.
00:09:44Come with me.
00:09:50Uh, this is our little fixer-upper.
00:09:54Your room's round about the 312th on the left.
00:09:58I imagine you want to settle in and rest, but...
00:10:01We're already late for our first appointment.
00:10:31From rags to riches, let's make you a princess.
00:10:49Yes, queen.
00:11:08Or should I say, yes, future queen.
00:11:12I've never seen myself like this.
00:11:14Now strap those heels.
00:11:15Yes.
00:11:19Where did Edna find a savage?
00:11:28Isn't it obvious?
00:11:29She's a whore.
00:11:31You must have fallen in love with her.
00:11:33Almost between her legs.
00:11:36She'll be gone as soon as he gets bored of fucking a present.
00:11:47Go away!
00:11:49So this is true.
00:11:59Who are you?
00:12:00Your predecessor.
00:12:05You have a very pretty face.
00:12:10If you want to keep it that way, leave while you still can.
00:12:14Is that a threat?
00:12:16No, no, no, it's a warning.
00:12:19Edward is not the man he makes out to be.
00:12:30And trust me, my darling, you weren't the first one to fall for his trap.
00:12:37All right.
00:12:37Harry, you're not leaving, are you?
00:12:47Harry?
00:12:50Harry?
00:12:51Harry?
00:12:51Ari, I've been transferred to the best cancer hospital in Manhattan.
00:13:12My treatment's being paid for by some anonymous donor.
00:13:15That's great, Hen.
00:13:16I feel like I can finally breathe again.
00:13:18Oh, gotta go. Dog's here. Love you.
00:13:23Love you.
00:13:27Ari? Ari? It's a big day.
00:13:35Okay.
00:13:41Let's get this over with.
00:13:48You look radiant.
00:14:08I'm sorry. It's not the royal welling you might have expected.
00:14:12My father...
00:14:13I'm just doing this for Henley.
00:14:15Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
00:14:22Prince Edward, you're about.
00:14:24Ari, though it was circumstance that brought us together, it is love that will bind us.
00:14:31With this ring, I commit to you my heart, my spirit, and my soul.
00:14:41Let her shower our lives until they are well spent and spend them well together.
00:14:49Do you, Edward, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:14:53I do.
00:14:54And do you, Ariana, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:15:04I do.
00:15:06And I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:15:10You may kiss the bride.
00:15:14Arrest that man!
00:15:18Arrest that man!
00:15:20What's the meaning of this?
00:15:26You know exactly what you did, you bastard.
00:15:29Explain yourself.
00:15:31Last night, Prince Edward here decided to pay a little visit to my beloved fiancé.
00:15:38What fiancé?
00:15:39Princess Dima.
00:15:40I only went there to retrieve the royal wedding ring.
00:15:50And this is what he did to me when I refused to give it to him.
00:15:53That is a lie.
00:15:54Take him away.
00:15:56You don't believe them, do you, Ari?
00:16:00Ari?
00:16:01Ari?
00:16:04Ari!
00:16:06Ari!
00:16:06Ari!
00:16:06Ari!
00:16:10Comfortable, cousin?
00:16:17You scoundrel!
00:16:19It was you that put those bruises on Dima.
00:16:23What do you care?
00:16:24Besides, you've got your American Barbie princess now anyway.
00:16:28What happened to you?
00:16:30We used to be like brothers.
00:16:32If we were brothers, then there wouldn't be a problem.
00:16:34I'd already have the crown.
00:16:37That's what this is about.
00:16:38You scredited me in order to steal my birthright.
00:16:42It's just as much my birthright as it is yours.
00:16:45My father should have fought for what was rightfully his.
00:16:47He was a younger twin!
00:16:48By what?
00:16:49Twelve minutes, was it?
00:16:51Your father was only given the airship because he was the favorite son.
00:16:55And you are willing to destroy our family over such nonsense?
00:17:00I am.
00:17:04But it doesn't have to go that way, cousin.
00:17:07Simply relinquish your claim to the throne to me, and I'll drop the charges.
00:17:12They won't stand anyway.
00:17:13Oh, they will.
00:17:15I have every High Court judge in my back pocket.
00:17:19If you even try and take this to trial, I will ruin you.
00:17:24No.
00:17:37No.
00:17:40No.
00:17:42No.
00:17:42You've reached the chicken's hand, but it's all out of hens.
00:17:59See the message and I'll clock you back.
00:18:12I'll clock you back.
00:18:42It's an honor to finally meet you, your majesty.
00:19:12I wish I could say the same.
00:19:15It's good that you're here, though.
00:19:17Sign this.
00:19:20An annulment agreement?
00:19:22Well, I presume your ridiculous marriage has not been consummated yet due to my son's situation.
00:19:28Sign the contract and let's end this foolishness.
00:19:30I can't.
00:19:33You can, and you will.
00:19:37No.
00:19:38Edward promised me that he'd pay for my sister's cancelled tuition and I can't let her down.
00:19:43Well, if it's just the money you're here for, have it.
00:19:46This feels wrong.
00:19:55Either you sign or we force you to.
00:19:59Trust me.
00:20:00We still keep some nasty traditions in this palace.
00:20:03You asked me to find a bride worthy of the crown.
00:20:25So I did.
00:20:27The girls are commoner.
00:20:29No.
00:20:30Father.
00:20:31She is my wife.
00:20:32I will not let you change that.
00:20:45I'm so sorry for today.
00:20:46I don't want your apologies.
00:20:50I want the truth.
00:20:53Did you hurt Princess Dima?
00:20:56No.
00:20:59My cousin Marcus is trying to smear my reputation.
00:21:02Why should I believe you?
00:21:05Why do you think you're here, Ari?
00:21:08I don't know.
00:21:10I was supposed to marry Princess Dima for political reasons.
00:21:14When she cheated on me, I made a vow to only marry the person that I wanted.
00:21:20And then I found you.
00:21:22We barely know each other.
00:21:24Then give me a chance.
00:21:27I saw how you would go to any length to save your sister.
00:21:31And it resonated with me because...
00:21:34I lost my mother to cancer.
00:21:40Edward.
00:21:40I fell in love with your humanity.
00:21:46And now I'm asking that you trust in mine.
00:21:50I'm innocent.
00:21:52Edward, you're shaking.
00:21:54I never kissed the bride.
00:22:15It's still our wedding day for another five minutes.
00:22:18It's still our wedding day for another six minutes.
00:22:38Wow.
00:22:39This hospital is amazing.
00:22:42I can't believe you did all of this for me and my family, Edward.
00:22:45I can't wait to tell them that we're married.
00:22:53Mom?
00:22:54Mom?
00:22:57What's wrong?
00:23:03I'm missing a coma.
00:23:04So you ran off to get hitched while your sister fights for her life?
00:23:21It wasn't like that.
00:23:23That big shiny ring suggests otherwise.
00:23:27Edward is paying for him, these treatments.
00:23:29He's the reason that she's in this hospital.
00:23:32Why?
00:23:32Why?
00:23:33What does he get out of it?
00:23:35Me.
00:23:37You sold yourself to him?
00:23:40Is that what you're telling me?
00:23:42Friendly, Mom.
00:23:45Friendly.
00:23:51This is Dr. Mortimer, my private physician.
00:23:55I recommend we perform a stem cell transplant right away.
00:24:00It's risky, but it could save Henley's life.
00:24:03Ari, your medical record shows you could be an ideal donor.
00:24:07Just show me where to sign, Doc.
00:24:09I don't even know this person.
00:24:10She could be a quack.
00:24:12If Edward chose Simmons, who do I?
00:24:14We will get both of you prepped for surgery immediately.
00:24:19Okay.
00:24:19Mom.
00:24:34Oh, sweetheart, here.
00:24:36Have some water.
00:24:38Okay.
00:24:40He hasn't left your side.
00:24:43I'm so sorry about before.
00:24:46I was just struggling so much without you here.
00:24:50And me.
00:24:52She's still sleeping.
00:24:54But the surgery was a success.
00:24:57I can't believe what you did for your sister.
00:25:00Selling yourself to this man.
00:25:03What they're saying about him.
00:25:06In the papers.
00:25:07It's all lies, mom.
00:25:09Someone's trying to get him.
00:25:12Doctor.
00:25:14Ari's awake.
00:25:19Ever!
00:25:25Ever!
00:25:30Ever!
00:25:32Ever!
00:25:33Ever!
00:25:36Ever!
00:25:37Ever!
00:25:46Ever!
00:25:48Ever!
00:25:50Ever!
00:25:51Fucking drop it, Pop!
00:26:10I'm not you.
00:26:14That wasn't very nice.
00:26:17Field trip's over.
00:26:18We need to get you and the princess to a thief house.
00:26:20Now.
00:26:21How are you feeling now?
00:26:47How were they, Edward?
00:26:49They must have been sent by Marcus.
00:26:51He wants the throne that badly that he'd try and kill his own cousin.
00:26:56Trying to put it out of your mind?
00:26:58I can't.
00:27:00I can't stop thinking about how close they came to losing you.
00:27:03I nearly lost you.
00:27:06You would have sacrificed yourself to save me.
00:27:10Why?
00:27:10Say it, Edward.
00:27:12You know why?
00:27:15Say it, Ari.
00:27:19Say it.
00:27:21Because I love you, Edward.
00:27:27And I can't let you go.
00:27:28I am always.
00:27:30I love you.
00:27:37You're welcome.
00:27:43I love you.
00:27:51I love you.
00:27:51I love you.
00:28:22Hello.
00:28:23Sorry, did I wake you?
00:28:27Oh, wow. Again?
00:28:29Yeah, well, I was going to take us to breakfast, but we're not allowed to be.
00:28:39Percy.
00:28:41So much for this being a safe room.
00:28:43Sorry, Your Highnesses, but we need to get you back to Australia right away.
00:28:46But I wanted to see Henley first.
00:28:49Yes, and I wanted to get some answers from the Assassin.
00:28:51Well, that could be difficult. He's just been murdered in a cell.
00:28:54Someone didn't want him to talk.
00:28:57Marcus.
00:28:57I know it's not the perfect honeymoon, but we used to spend every Christmas at Oakville when I was a boy.
00:29:17It was my mother's favorite place.
00:29:19No wonder.
00:29:21It's beautiful.
00:29:30Can I help you, sir?
00:29:31I'm here to escort Prince Edward and Princess Arie on their honeymoon.
00:29:34Prince Edward is welcome.
00:29:36The lady is not.
00:29:38Excuse me?
00:29:40King's orders, Your Highness.
00:29:42He doesn't recognize her as a member of the royal family.
00:29:44How dare you question my wife for just, Missy?
00:29:52I'll have you discharged.
00:29:54I'll deal with this.
00:29:59Let us through, lad.
00:30:00That's an order.
00:30:02Your order doesn't outtrack the king's.
00:30:04Actually, in matters of security, it does.
00:30:06There's currently a threat on the lives of both the prince and the princess.
00:30:09Do you want their deaths on your conscience?
00:30:17Oh, easy.
00:30:20I'm sorry, my love.
00:30:22This is outrageous.
00:30:23Oh, believe me, this is not my first traffic fight.
00:30:26Let me show you how we resolve things the American way.
00:30:28Well, you've been about as useful as a screen door on a submarine, kid.
00:30:48You know, I like this better than the palace.
00:31:09It feels more...
00:31:11I don't know.
00:31:13Like home.
00:31:14Yeah, if your home has 23 bathrooms, 30,000 acres, and a dozen horses, then sure.
00:31:21Oh, you'll love this.
00:31:25Every Christmas, we used to put a play on for the adults.
00:31:28Aw, we peed a pound.
00:31:30One year.
00:31:32And here is my costume from the Nutcracker.
00:31:36Oh.
00:31:38Oh.
00:31:42Prince Charming.
00:31:44At your service, my lady.
00:31:47Oh, my hero.
00:31:54It suits you.
00:31:56Well, maybe our kids will wear these one day.
00:31:59Good practice for the real thing.
00:32:04Ah.
00:32:06Another family tradition.
00:32:09My first kill, in fact.
00:32:10Wait.
00:32:13You killed this stag?
00:32:17Edward, that's horrible.
00:32:20Edward, that's horrible.
00:32:23Well, no.
00:32:24It's heritage.
00:32:26There are mounts here, dating back to the 18th century.
00:32:30Oh, really?
00:32:31And did they use a guillotine to chop off their heads?
00:32:33You're being ridiculous.
00:32:37Me?
00:32:38I find it ridiculous, no barbaric, that you could butcher one of these creatures for sport.
00:32:43We don't butcher them.
00:32:45We have the utmost respect for our game.
00:32:48Your game.
00:32:49Your game.
00:32:50If you had respect for your game, you wouldn't call it your game.
00:32:54God, how could it have been so wrong about you?
00:32:56What does that mean?
00:32:58You're just like one of them.
00:33:00A little snob with a big gun.
00:33:03You're judging me because of my class.
00:33:06Yes.
00:33:07Killing things to impress people, it's horrible.
00:33:10Beg your pardon.
00:33:11Not now, Percy.
00:33:12Not now, Percy.
00:33:13Apologies, your highnesses.
00:33:15But I think you're going to want to see this.
00:33:16How are you feeling now, your highness?
00:33:22See for yourself.
00:33:30Edward has to face justice.
00:33:32We can't be ruled by a criminal.
00:33:35The prince is innocent until proven guilty.
00:33:39And he'll have his day in court.
00:33:41There is something else you should know about him.
00:33:44Darling?
00:33:44He called off our wedding so that he could marry an American prostitute named Harry Douglas.
00:33:53How dare they?
00:33:55These people are not fit to wear the crown.
00:33:58We'd like a better king and queen than my cousin Edward and his yank whore.
00:34:03A persuasive argument.
00:34:05Let's hope the public disagrees.
00:34:07You've not only brought this family into disrepute, Edward, but the crown itself.
00:34:18You really believe the accusations?
00:34:21Well, they tally with your reckless decision to marry this commoner.
00:34:25I'll give you one last chance to end this farce.
00:34:27Sign the annulment and we'll deny everything to the press.
00:34:34No.
00:34:37Arya is my wife.
00:34:39Now and forever.
00:34:42So be it.
00:34:44Your marriage stands.
00:34:46You honor me, father.
00:34:47I'm not only father to you.
00:34:50I'm father to this nation.
00:34:52And I will not have you jeopardize the crown.
00:34:56Xavier.
00:34:57You shall be my successor.
00:35:00And the new crown prince of Estria.
00:35:02You can't do that.
00:35:09It goes against convention, but these are unconventional times.
00:35:12No, you can't do that because I don't want it.
00:35:16It's not about what you want.
00:35:18We're at war with your cousin.
00:35:20And maybe with Lathina soon, too.
00:35:23We need a show of strength.
00:35:25Giving in to Marcus's games.
00:35:27That's a show of strength.
00:35:29It wipes the slate clean.
00:35:32Xavier will be the new face of the monarchy.
00:35:35You'll marry a woman of stature and sire and heir.
00:35:42Are you blind?
00:35:48Or do you just ignore what's right in front of you?
00:35:50What are you talking about now?
00:35:52I won't marry.
00:35:55I won't have an heir.
00:35:57And I won't be king.
00:36:00Because I'm gay.
00:36:02The monarchy is above sexuality, Xavier.
00:36:09It's your crown too tight around the cranium.
00:36:12I'd rather announce all my titles than continue living this lie.
00:36:15What have I done to deserve these boys?
00:36:19You know, that's a good question.
00:36:21You have two incredible brave sons.
00:36:24But you didn't do anything to deserve them.
00:36:27No, I'm warning you, father.
00:36:28No, honestly.
00:36:29It's okay.
00:36:30I've got this.
00:36:32You think I'm scared of you, Maxwell?
00:36:34I'm not.
00:36:35I'm just so disappointed.
00:36:37You see, I never met my dad.
00:36:40And when we first met, I thought I would finally feel what it's like to have a real father.
00:36:44And now, honestly, I wish I'd never found out.
00:36:52You say you're father to the nation.
00:36:55You're not even a good father to your own sons.
00:37:17Um...
00:37:17What's this?
00:37:18Oh, that's black pudding.
00:37:22It's, um, made from blood.
00:37:25You don't have to eat it.
00:37:27No, no, no.
00:37:28It's fine.
00:37:29I'll try it.
00:37:32Actually, I wanted to apologize for yesterday about the stack thing.
00:37:37After our argument with your dad, I kind of...
00:37:40I realized how different our upbringings were.
00:37:43It wasn't fair to judge you for that.
00:37:46I appreciate that.
00:37:48And, um, what you said to him, too.
00:38:03Morning.
00:38:07The king has arranged for Princess Ari to make her first public appearance.
00:38:11What?
00:38:12He said, and I quote, um,
00:38:14put that girl on TV.
00:38:16She's got some fire in her belly.
00:38:17He thinks we can beat Marcus by winning over the people.
00:38:22Well, that is great news.
00:38:23He did have one stipulation.
00:38:26You're to return to the palace, ma'am, for lessons in etiquette.
00:38:28And he will be your personal tutor.
00:38:44Princess Arianna.
00:38:49Forgive me.
00:38:50My behavior has been unbecoming.
00:38:56Yeah, I don't really know what that means, but, um, apologies accepted.
00:39:02Estrians respect their kings, but they love their queens.
00:39:05So, we have to work on your decorum.
00:39:09Thankfully, you'll be learning from the best.
00:39:12That's not a very decorum-y thing to say, your majesty.
00:39:15The word you're looking for is decorous.
00:39:17And I'm not talking about myself.
00:39:19I'm talking about your mother-in-law.
00:39:21Christmas is a time of joy.
00:39:30Notice her posture.
00:39:31And of her.
00:39:32Her poise.
00:39:34Of strata.
00:39:35As though you have an iron rod.
00:39:36Across the strata.
00:39:38To everyone watching.
00:39:39This is your etiquette lesson, not mine.
00:39:42Repeat after.
00:39:43My husband and I would like to wish you a very merry Christmas.
00:39:50Well, you said all the words in the right order.
00:39:55What was she like?
00:39:57A lot like you.
00:39:59She had a very kind way with people.
00:40:02Her charity work was her life.
00:40:05Boys were devastated to lose her.
00:40:09And you?
00:40:13It's never been the same without her.
00:40:22She's an inspiration?
00:40:24Yes.
00:40:25Our next queen has a lot to live up to.
00:40:33Good evening.
00:40:34Tonight I'm joined by Prince Edward's new bride, Princess Ariana.
00:40:38Welcome, Your Royal Highness.
00:40:41Good evening.
00:40:43Esther was shocked to learn about your recent marriage.
00:40:45Could you tell us more about how you met Prince Edward?
00:40:48We met in my hometown of Queens.
00:40:50Edward found that very, um, serendipitous.
00:40:54Princess Dima alerts that you were working as a prostitute there.
00:40:57No, that is not true.
00:40:59So you are calling your fellow princess a liar?
00:41:02She was misinformed.
00:41:04To be clear, did Prince Edward ever pay you for his services?
00:41:08No, not in that way.
00:41:09So he has paid you?
00:41:11I'd rather not discuss.
00:41:12Ma'am, the public has a right to know who their new princess really is.
00:41:16So I would ask you again.
00:41:19Did Prince Edward ever pay you for his services?
00:41:21All right, yes.
00:41:40He paid for me.
00:41:41I was his mail order bride.
00:41:43And maybe that's just as much as scandal, but marrying Prince Edward is the best thing that I have ever done.
00:41:48My sister was fighting cancer, and I needed the money to save her.
00:41:56And he gave me that.
00:41:57But he gave me so much more.
00:42:01I'm not talking about the crown or the castles.
00:42:03I'm talking about his love and his kindness and his respect.
00:42:08And yes, I am calling Princess Dima a liar.
00:42:14I don't know why she wants to ruin us.
00:42:16Maybe she's bitter because Edward didn't forgive her after she was caught cheating on him with Prince Marcus.
00:42:22You can ask her about that.
00:42:25But what I do know is Edward is a good man.
00:42:29And yes, this started out as a transaction for sure.
00:42:32I needed the money to save my sister, and he needed to be saved from marrying a woman that he didn't love.
00:42:38But now my sister is getting better.
00:42:40And Edward has a wife who couldn't love him more.
00:42:57It's about time you started fighting back.
00:43:01Nice performance.
00:43:03Really appealing to the old heartstrings.
00:43:06It wasn't a performance.
00:43:07It's always a performance, Princess.
00:43:09Only the people, they don't want love stories.
00:43:13They want dirt.
00:43:15That's why I'll win.
00:43:17Because I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty.
00:43:19As we discovered in New York.
00:43:21Are you referring to the assassination attempt?
00:43:25In fact, I'm the only reason you're still breathing.
00:43:29What?
00:43:31It was Athena who wanted you dead.
00:43:34But I convinced King Aydin to hold off.
00:43:38For now.
00:43:39See, he's willing to let you live so long as you...
00:43:43Give my airship to you.
00:43:45Clever boy.
00:43:48Make all the threats you want.
00:43:51I will prove my innocence in court.
00:43:52Oh, even if you are somehow able to convince my judge that Dima's the one lying, you won't convince her father.
00:44:02If you're found not guilty, he'll simply declare war.
00:44:07You just can't win.
00:44:09Your Highness, we're getting record engagements on our socials.
00:44:12People are going crazy for their new princess.
00:44:14Maybe they do want love stories after all.
00:44:19Oh, here's a good one.
00:44:30Starting a petition to rename Princess Arie the Queen of Spades.
00:44:35She just buried Princess Dima live on TV.
00:44:39Princess Arie is the best American import since fried chicken waffles.
00:44:44God, you don't actually eat that, do you?
00:44:48Um, your brother literally made me try a sausage made of blood.
00:44:52Fair.
00:44:52Your wife's a sensation in the nation.
00:45:03Father's etiquette lesson's clearly paid off.
00:45:07Speaking of, listen to this.
00:45:10Princess Arie should give this year's Christmas speech.
00:45:13King Maxwell's are as dry as my husband's turkey dinner.
00:45:16Yes, I saw that one.
00:45:19In fact, it gave me an idea.
00:45:22Mom, we're ready for you.
00:45:26Ready for what?
00:45:34Whenever you're ready, Your Highness.
00:45:37My fellow Estrians.
00:45:40You know, that feels pretty strange to say.
00:45:42I'm sure you're used to spending your Christmases with King Maxwell.
00:45:46But, surprise, you've got me this year.
00:45:49You know, my own Christmases are usually spent with my family.
00:45:53My sister, my mom, and me.
00:45:56And yet here I am giving a speech to all of you.
00:45:59But it still feels the same.
00:46:02It feels like family.
00:46:05Because you have opened your hearts to me.
00:46:08And made me feel at home here.
00:46:11So from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
00:46:15And Merry Christmas from the palace.
00:46:17You were amazing.
00:46:23We'll upload it to your new channel tonight.
00:46:25I just wish my family was really here.
00:46:32Well, I think you'll like your present then.
00:46:35Merry Christmas, Aubrey.
00:46:36Merry Christmas, Aubrey.
00:46:43No, I can't believe you're actually here.
00:46:46I can't believe you're here.
00:46:47You're a goddamn princess.
00:46:50Ari, what you did for me, I could never repay you.
00:46:54But you're getting better as payment enough.
00:46:57Oh, cool.
00:46:59I guess you won't be needing your present then.
00:47:01I'll get you first.
00:47:02I wanted to get you something to say thank you.
00:47:04It's not quite Crown Jewel's level, but...
00:47:11Thank you, Anne.
00:47:18Where's your half?
00:47:19I don't need it.
00:47:21You already gave me a part of yourself with the transplant.
00:47:24And now you'll have a part of me too.
00:47:26Oh, Anne.
00:47:27Ari, I know you did all this for me.
00:47:36But are you really happy here?
00:47:40I don't know.
00:47:42I guess my life is just really different now.
00:47:45Edward, have you heard from your lawyers?
00:48:00They've hired a PI to look into Marcus's bribery of state officials.
00:48:04But he's covered his tracks.
00:48:07I'm not sure we can beat him.
00:48:12Ari, there's a New Year's street party tonight.
00:48:14We have to go.
00:48:15You're not well enough.
00:48:16I've been here a whole week and you haven't let me out once.
00:48:19I want to go see Estria.
00:48:21Yeah, there'll be plenty of time for that when you're better.
00:48:23But I feel fine.
00:48:24I promise.
00:48:24I...
00:48:25No, Henley.
00:48:25We're working on a strategy for Edward's trial.
00:48:28We really don't have time for this.
00:48:35She's been cooped up for months.
00:48:37Must have been tough.
00:48:45Henley?
00:48:47Henley, look, I'm really sorry.
00:48:49We can celebrate here if you like.
00:48:52Henley, please, look, I'm sorry.
00:48:53Can I come in?
00:48:57Damn it, Henley.
00:49:09Hey, have you seen this girl?
00:49:11Oh my God, Princess Ari.
00:49:13I'm sorry.
00:49:14Please, please, she's missing and she's my sister, so...
00:49:17Oh yeah, she's just there doing some shots.
00:49:19What?
00:49:19What?
00:49:23What are you even doing here?
00:49:25Ari, please, enough with the grown-up boys.
00:49:27You're still in recovery and you're underage.
00:49:30I'm not in this country.
00:49:31We're going home.
00:49:32Ari, please.
00:49:33Just let me have one night.
00:49:36I never thought I'd get to see another new year.
00:49:39I knew you pulled a cancer.
00:49:42Fine.
00:49:43But no more drinking.
00:49:44Love you, sis.
00:49:45One, four, three, two, one.
00:50:01Happy New Year!
00:50:02Yay!
00:50:02Woo!
00:50:03Woo!
00:50:04Woo!
00:50:04Woo!
00:50:04Woo!
00:50:04Woo!
00:50:05Woo!
00:50:06Woo!
00:50:07Woo!
00:50:08Woo!
00:50:09Woo!
00:50:10Woo!
00:50:11Woo!
00:50:12Woo!
00:50:13Woo!
00:50:14Woo!
00:50:14Woo!
00:50:15No, come on.
00:50:16I'm just having some fun.
00:50:18No.
00:50:18Don't you get it?
00:50:19I'm a public figure now.
00:50:20I have more important things to worry about than fun.
00:50:22Fine.
00:50:23Go back to your prince and your palace and your fancy new life.
00:50:28I'm sorry that I wanted to spend time with my sister.
00:50:31I guess she's just too important for that now.
00:50:45It's not what it looks like this creek grabbed me for like half a second before I threw him
00:50:57off.
00:50:58I'm surprised anyone had a chance to take a photo.
00:51:02Edward, speak to me.
00:51:03Edward, speak to me.
00:51:03Even if that is true, this is on every front page the day before my trial begins.
00:51:16Well, Dean Marcus must be behind it.
00:51:17It's another smear campaign.
00:51:18It's working.
00:51:19This will lose us to country support just when we need it the most.
00:51:21Oh.
00:51:22Oh.
00:51:23Oh.
00:51:24Oh.
00:51:25Oh.
00:51:26Oh.
00:51:27Oh.
00:51:28Oh.
00:51:29Oh.
00:51:30Oh.
00:51:31Oh.
00:51:32Oh.
00:51:33Oh.
00:51:34Oh.
00:51:35Oh.
00:51:36Oh.
00:51:38Oh.
00:51:39Oh.
00:51:40Oh.
00:51:41Oh.
00:51:43You.
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:47Oh.
00:51:49Oh.
00:51:51Oh.
00:51:56Oh.
00:51:57It's now in session.
00:51:58Oh.
00:51:59Prosecution may call its first witness.
00:52:02Thank you, Your Honor.
00:52:04The prosecution calls Captain Harry Percy to the stand.
00:52:17Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
00:52:22I do.
00:52:22Captain Percy, you are Prince Edward's bodyguard, are you not?
00:52:32I am.
00:52:33You go everywhere with him, don't you?
00:52:36I do.
00:52:37Did you go with him to visit Princess Demo on the night of your soul?
00:52:42I did.
00:52:44Captain Percy, did you witness Prince Edward physically attack Princess Demo that night?
00:52:52I did.
00:53:07I just don't understand where Percy would lie.
00:53:09Yeah, I know.
00:53:10It sucks.
00:53:12He was really hot.
00:53:14I'm really not a mood hen.
00:53:16I'm sorry.
00:53:17Ari, I...
00:53:18Do you know what you want me to say?
00:53:19You mean Percy clearly worship you guys.
00:53:21I guess that human trash bag, Marcus, probably got to him the same way he got to the judge.
00:53:27Huh.
00:53:29What?
00:53:30The bruises.
00:53:31We know Edward didn't give them to Demo.
00:53:33Sure, it was Marcus.
00:53:34Yeah, but we always assumed they were working together, right?
00:53:39But what if Marcus was manipulating Demo, forcing her to blame her injuries on Edward?
00:53:45Oh my god.
00:53:46Hen, I could kiss you right now.
00:53:48I need to go in and speak to my fellow princess.
00:53:54It's judgment day for Prince Edward, and his bodyguards' damning testimony can prove the deciding factor in the judge's verdict.
00:54:02And here she comes, Princess Ari.
00:54:06Just listen to those rules.
00:54:08She is, of course, caught up in her own adulty scandal.
00:54:12And this could be, as well, a dark day for more people.
00:54:20Demo.
00:54:23What do you want?
00:54:24It's not too late to stop this.
00:54:28Why would I want to do that?
00:54:30Well, I believe it's Prince Marcus who's been hurting you, and forced you to blame it on Edward.
00:54:35We're facing another beating, or worse.
00:54:37But it's okay, you don't have to be scared anymore.
00:54:39I can make you safe.
00:54:41Oh.
00:54:43Ari.
00:54:43It's the best joke I've ever heard.
00:55:01You poor naïve girl.
00:55:08Did you really think my brain-dead fiancé was behind all this?
00:55:12I just made him believe it was all his idea.
00:55:16Our affair in the throne room, bribing the judge.
00:55:20I even had to force him to hit me.
00:55:23He thinks this whole charade is about winning him the throne.
00:55:29And what is it really about?
00:55:31Bringing down the piercements.
00:55:35For generations, they've looked down their noses at little Athena.
00:55:39We've been invaded and attacked too many times to count.
00:55:45And yet, my father sent me here to marry your loser, Prince.
00:55:50So I decided to use Marcus to divide the family.
00:55:54Bring them down from the inside.
00:55:57I didn't factor Ewan, of course, but clearly I needed to have worried about Edward.
00:56:01This dolly store, Princess.
00:56:03You'll soon be forgotten.
00:56:05A side note in the downfall of the Estrian royal family.
00:56:11Oh.
00:56:12Chop-chop.
00:56:13Time to hear your husband's guilty verdict.
00:56:15You won't get away with this.
00:56:16Oh, darling.
00:56:19I already have.
00:56:21Oh, here they are.
00:56:27Princess Dima, did you know that this conversation with Princess Ari was recorded and live-streamed on other social media?
00:56:34What?
00:56:35Who's the naive one now?
00:56:39You devious little bitch.
00:56:41I learned from the best.
00:56:46If you ever threaten my family again, I will put you in a box smaller than the cell that you're headed for.
00:56:53Okay?
00:56:54Are you all right?
00:56:56Yes, where's Edward?
00:56:58The judge has found him guilty.
00:57:03Wait!
00:57:04I have new evidence that proves that Prince Edward is innocent.
00:57:08I've already passed my judgment.
00:57:11The prince is guilty as charged.
00:57:13Well, your honor, I also have evidence that you were bribed into making that verdict.
00:57:18How dare you, bailiff?
00:57:21Stop right there.
00:57:23This sham is over.
00:57:26You hold no authority here.
00:57:28This is the crown court, is it not?
00:57:30I am the living embodiment of the crown, and I revoke your spurious guilty verdict.
00:57:37And I charge you, Prince Marcus and Princess Dima, with treason.
00:57:42Arrest them.
00:57:56You saved me again.
00:58:06Looks like Prince Charming's not the only hero around here.
00:58:12Come.
00:58:14Come.
00:58:19Come.
00:58:24You wanted to see us, Father.
00:58:25I owe you an apology, Edward.
00:58:30You're never capable of such violence.
00:58:32You've always been a man of peace.
00:58:34And, Larry, you share the same compassion and charisma as Edward's mother had in spades.
00:58:41You'll make a great queen.
00:58:44Thank you, Father.
00:58:46Of course, we do still have to work on the decorum.
00:58:48Wow, we have plenty of time for that, Pops.
00:58:52Actually, the public are thirsty for new blood, and, well, I'm ready for a rest.
00:58:59So I've decided to abdicate the throne to you two, young upstarts.
00:59:03Good luck.
00:59:04Good luck.
00:59:20Your Royal Highness.
00:59:23We're going to New York, Percy.
00:59:25And we need protection.
00:59:27I might let you down.
00:59:29Forget about it. You were looking out for your family, and I get that.
00:59:33So shave that stubble, soldier. We got a plane to catch.
00:59:38Yes, ma'am.
00:59:45Good morning. We're very happy to...
00:59:48Sorry. Um...
00:59:51We're very happy to welcome you all here today.
00:59:54As you know, my sister recently beat cancer.
00:59:59It was a hard battle, and to pay for it, I became a princess.
01:00:04But that's not really an option for most people.
01:00:09So, that's why we've opened Henley's House,
01:00:12a place where cancer patients can get free support throughout their treatment.
01:00:19So, um, please welcome the woman of the hour, Henley Douglas.
01:00:24I now declare Henley's House...
01:00:29Open!
01:00:31Well, I can't believe you made yourself first patient of Henley's House.
01:00:40Oh, God.
01:00:42I can't go through this again.
01:00:43I've got your bellyaching, Mom.
01:00:46Not every bellyache is a tumor.
01:00:47Do you ever feel like you liked her better when she was in a coma?
01:00:52Well, something did come up on the test results, folks.
01:00:57It's cancer. We're cursed.
01:00:59No, it's not cancer.
01:01:01Kidneys, noons.
01:01:03Liver disease.
01:01:03Mom.
01:01:04You're having a royal baby, Ari.
01:01:06Oh, my goodness.
01:01:07Oh, my goodness.
01:01:07Oh, my goodness.
01:01:13Our lives are about to change forever.
01:01:26In more ways than you know.
01:01:36I love you.
01:01:37I love you, too.
01:01:43I love you, too.
01:02:13I love you, too.
01:02:43I love you, too.
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