WWF RAW: May 29, 2000

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Transcript

00:00:00At Judgment Day,

00:00:02we took the World Wrestling Federation Championship from The Rock.

00:00:07Tonight, we will simply take what's left.

00:00:13There's The Rock, The Rock is dismantling DX.

00:00:16The Rock is getting the hell out of Shane.

00:00:19The Rock playing the SmackDown on Vince McMahon.

00:00:22What?

00:00:23McMahon, The Rock bottom, and here comes the Phenom.

00:00:27The Undertaker is kicking ass.

00:00:29The Rock is, oh my God, the Rock bottom, all the way to people's head.

00:00:34Oh my God, look at this.

00:00:35The Undertaker making a beeline for Mr. McMahon.

00:00:39He tried to run this over.

00:00:40You get the pleasure of paying me lots of money to kick your stank ass.

00:00:46Oh!

00:00:48And now it's Shane McMahon one-on-one with The Undertaker.

00:00:51I want to remind Linda McMahon with something right now.

00:00:54You are responsible for this, Linda.

00:00:55You're all set in power.

00:00:57So much for the Giants.

00:00:59Wait a minute, here comes the Cavalry.

00:01:01And The Undertaker is cleaning up DX.

00:01:03Oh my God!

00:01:04And now DX tries to storm The Undertaker.

00:01:06Get on him!

00:01:07You gotta admit The Undertaker's got a little number problem now.

00:01:10Wait a minute!

00:01:11The Bravo Bull is back!

00:01:12What?

00:01:13Fuck, man!

00:01:15The Rocket Undertaker!

00:01:16Clean it out!

00:01:17The Regime being dismantled!

00:01:19Triple H may be champion, but The Rocket Undertaker put The Regime through a living hell!

00:01:25Hell!

00:01:26Hell!

00:01:27Hell!

00:01:44Hell!

00:01:46Hell!

00:01:47Stand by the door, stand your hand!

00:01:50It's a judgment day.

00:02:17The big man healthy regime has seen very, very hard times.

00:02:22The King will tonight be any different.

00:02:25I gotta say this JR, the big man healthy regime is not gonna put up with the kind of treatment

00:02:31they've been receiving.

00:02:32They gotta do something about it and they're gonna start tonight.

00:02:34We're sold out to the general place here in Vancouver.

00:02:37The King of the Ring qualifying starts tonight.

00:02:39You've got it now, you've got it made up in this game, and I can't allow it.

00:02:46In the club, you're gonna be good.

00:02:49So turn around, and face the platter, you're gonna pay.

00:02:54Cuz the end is now.

00:02:57This is gonna be a journey.

00:03:02A cheap shot.

00:03:04There's one of the rest of that in.

00:03:06You can get a shot inside here.

00:03:10The King's will never, ever be seen.

00:03:13Nice guys.

00:03:16He's no longer a phenom, JR, he is now.

00:03:19Abundant by an American badass.

00:03:21I always kick your assholes at hand.

00:03:25You're gonna pay, you're gonna pay.

00:03:32What a night that he's gonna be.

00:03:34You're gonna pay, you're gonna pay.

00:03:36You're gonna pay, you're gonna pay.

00:03:37He's now at the 7 foot bar mark.

00:03:39325 of them.

00:03:41You're gonna pay, you're gonna pay.

00:03:43You're gonna pay, you're gonna pay.

00:03:45You're gonna pay, you're gonna pay.

00:03:46A gosh, a human being that perhaps ever stepped foot in the WWE.

00:03:51You're right, the champion, he and the ref have made life a living hell for the McMahon healthy package.

00:04:01You're gonna pay so loud in 25 minutes here in Vancouver.

00:04:06What?

00:04:14The Undertaker aggressive domestic crowd.

00:04:18And you are home for being interrupted by the McMahon film scene.

00:04:25You gotta admit, Joe.

00:04:27It takes a great group to interrupt The Undertaker.

00:04:31The Undertaker is here.

00:04:33The McMahon held the regime here on the stage.

00:04:36The Rock is scheduled to be here tonight as well.

00:04:39We said our King of the Ring qualifying tournament matchups start tonight.

00:04:43Shane McMahon versus Rokisi.

00:04:45And don't forget Kid Rock.

00:04:47Kid Rock is here live tonight.

00:04:49The Intercontinental Top tonight against Hardcore Holly.

00:04:54But the regime has interrupted The Undertaker.

00:04:57And here they come, does The Regime.

00:05:00And you gotta think, King, for some evil intentions.

00:05:04They didn't even let The Undertaker get one word out of his mouth.

00:05:07Look at Triple Eight.

00:05:08As we said ever since Judgment Day, the McMahon held the regime has fought on hard times.

00:05:17Thanks to not only The Rock, but The Undertaker as well.

00:05:20Look at Vince.

00:05:21Look at Vince.

00:05:25Strength in numbers, The Regime knows that, and so does The Undertaker.

00:05:29Vince has got the grapefruits.

00:05:31Uh-oh, wait a minute.

00:05:33I wouldn't touch that back if I were you guys.

00:05:36At least you got your health insurance paid.

00:05:40Look at Vince McMahon.

00:05:44You know, even here in Canada, people think that this regime are assholes.

00:05:48Hey!

00:05:53You know, I'd like to come out here and be the first guy to express to you just how great it is.

00:06:08Oh, please, Paul H addressing The Undertaker.

00:06:11These foul-mouthed Canadians.

00:06:13Play Canada, Triple Eight.

00:06:15I'd like to express just how great it is.

00:06:22To have the one true American badass back in the World Wrestling Federation.

00:06:32Welcome home, Undertaker.

00:06:35Welcome home.

00:06:38Did he say how nice it is to have The Undertaker back?

00:06:40I mean, as happy as all of they are that you're back, nobody is happier than me.

00:06:49I can't believe that.

00:06:51Good reason for that.

00:06:53No, I really mean that because after all, you've been back just a short period of time.

00:06:59And hell, already you've done me a huge favor.

00:07:04Wow.

00:07:05You see, cuz at Judgment Day, it was pretty clear.

00:07:09I was gonna kick The Rock's ass and become the World Wrestling Federation champion again.

00:07:15Well, that's an arguable point, quite frankly.

00:07:17But you, my friend, you saved me the effort.

00:07:24I didn't have to do my job myself, because you did it for me.

00:07:29Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky.

00:07:38That's right.

00:07:39Rocky, the man that The Undertaker defeated to put the World Wrestling Federation title back where it belongs, around my waist.

00:07:49Rocky's here tonight.

00:07:52Sure is.

00:07:53And Rocky, I mean, Taker, I'll tell you, being the kind of man that I am, it's really been bugging me.

00:08:01I mean, I haven't been able to sleep at night knowing that I never got to personally thank you for what you did.

00:08:08And I know you're out here right now to take credit for yourself and blow your own horn, because quite frankly, that's what you do.

00:08:15But let me do it for you.

00:08:20I am out here to publicly thank you for what you did for me and for all the people.

00:08:31Undertaker, thank you very much.

00:08:35Just how disingenuous is this whole dissertation?

00:08:40That seemed very sincere to me.

00:08:42Sure it would.

00:08:43You need to thank me for not coming down right now and kicking all your ass.

00:08:48But there's one thing we do need to get straight, and we'll get it straight right now.

00:09:01I don't do anything for anybody except myself.

00:09:09Now any chance from this day forward that I get a chance to slap a knight on any one of you assholes, I'm gonna take it.

00:09:24And he means it, folks.

00:09:27The Undertaker means it.

00:09:28His mouth is dirtier than a wicker toilet seat.

00:09:31And there's one more thing there, Fancy Pants.

00:09:35Uh-oh.

00:09:37That belt, yeah, that belt that's on your shoulder, it belongs to me.

00:09:48Uh-oh.

00:09:49The Undertaker.

00:09:50Uh-oh.

00:09:51I'll tell you what, you have been gone quite a while, haven't you?

00:09:58But let me fill you in on what's happened since you've been gone.

00:10:02You see, things have changed.

00:10:04And now, when you run your mouth around here, we close it.

00:10:09Uh-oh.

00:10:10The only way you're getting close to this belt, pal, is when I shove it down your throat.

00:10:14Uh-oh.

00:10:15This is gonna be good.

00:10:16The regime surrounding The Undertaker here.

00:10:19I told you there's strength in numbers.

00:10:21You're about to see that, JR.

00:10:22DXA.

00:10:23Look at-

00:10:24It's The Rock.

00:10:29What's he doing here now?

00:10:30The Rock.

00:10:32The Rock has interrupted the proceedings here.

00:10:41The Rock, I don't think this concerns you.

00:10:43Just as it seems that the McMahon-Helton regime is about to pour into the ring.

00:10:48And take apart The Undertaker, or at least attempt to do so.

00:10:53It was between Triple H and The Undertaker, right?

00:10:58Genius between The Rock, too, because it was The Rock that lost the WWE title.

00:11:04Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:11:06Listen up.

00:11:07Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:11:09Here we go.

00:11:10Yeah.

00:11:11Uh-huh.

00:11:13I got it now.

00:11:15This is a real simple picture to see.

00:11:22I see this is what's known as the buddy system, I guess, huh?

00:11:27Yeah, that's what's known as the buddy system.

00:11:30What we have here is we have The Undertaker on Monday night coming to the rescue.

00:11:39Shut up!

00:11:40Yeah, shut up!

00:11:42We have The Undertaker coming to the rescue of The Rock on Monday night.

00:11:52That, of course, was after he screwed him out of the title.

00:11:55Yeah, remember that?

00:11:57Remember that?

00:11:58And then, on Thursday, we have The Rock coming to the rescue of The Undertaker before the faction kicked his ass.

00:12:09Hey, that's right.

00:12:10So, it's obvious to me, this is a deal whereby The Undertaker scratches your back, and Rock, you scratch his, right?

00:12:22Is that what we got?

00:12:23Buddy system, that's it.

00:12:25Uh-huh, Vince figured it out.

00:12:28He's got mental acumen.

00:12:31Buddy! Buddy! Buddy! Buddy! Buddy! Buddy! Buddy! Buddy! Buddy! Buddy! Buddy!

00:12:49Oh-oh, oh, oh!

00:12:53He hates to admit Vince is right!

00:12:55No, Vince, this thing between The Rock and The Undertaker isn't a case of

00:13:01If you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

00:13:03It's more along the lines of Shane scratches his ass,

00:13:06Triple H kisses your ass, and you sniff a monkey's ass.

00:13:09What?

00:13:10What the?

00:13:12Monkey's ass?

00:13:14What?

00:13:19And make no mistake about it,

00:13:21any time The Rock has a chance to get his hands on you,

00:13:26Road Dogg, X-Pac, Triple H, Shane, it's a good day.

00:13:31And it becomes an even better day

00:13:32when The Rock can make change

00:13:34out of that $2 walk-in slut, Stephanie.

00:13:36Oh, my God.

00:13:39$2?

00:13:40Is that $2 Canadian?

00:13:42Don't you start there, too.

00:13:45A beautiful lady.

00:13:49There ain't no collusion with The Rock and The Undertaker.

00:13:52They ain't buddies, by the way.

00:13:54Oh, they stretch each other's back.

00:13:58The fact of the matter is this, Vince.

00:14:01It's one way or the other.

00:14:02The Rock will do all he can to one day, once again, become WWF champion.

00:14:07A good, hurt, steady, and it's feeling.

00:14:10It's about the crowd.

00:14:11The Undertaker's already declared that that-

00:14:13Oh, okay.

00:14:13I got it.

00:14:14What we have here is two individuals with common enemies.

00:14:22The McMahon-Helmsley faction.

00:14:23That's accurate.

00:14:24We have two individuals with common goals.

00:14:29They both want to be the WWF champion.

00:14:34That's exactly right.

00:14:35Vince is a genius.

00:14:36So therefore, tonight, in Vancouver, in that very ring.

00:14:42Wait a minute.

00:14:44I think, listen to this.

00:14:47You will not see Triple H defend the WWF title.

00:14:53No, you're not good enough for that.

00:14:54Not good enough?

00:14:56That's right.

00:14:57This is Canada.

00:14:57But what you will see, one on one, since they have so much in common,

00:15:04it'll be The Undertaker, one on one with The Rock.

00:15:09My God, The Undertaker, The Rock live tonight.

00:15:14We'll see if that's a funny system or not, won't we, they are?

00:15:18The evil genius, Mr. McMahon, has struck again.

00:15:21This is crazy.

00:15:25The man just flipped The Rock to take on The Undertaker, and

00:15:28now The Rock and The Undertaker.

00:15:30You gotta believe behind those glasses have their eyes locked on each other.

00:15:35Yeah, they're thinking, my God, what am I gonna do now?

00:15:38This is a genius.

00:15:42We are back live, ladies and gentlemen,

00:15:43still shocked though the announcement made just moments ago by Vince McMahon

00:15:47making our main event tonight.

00:15:48One on one, since they have so much in common,

00:15:53it'll be The Undertaker, one on one with The Rock.

00:15:58The Undertaker, The Rock, one on one tonight, and King,

00:16:01The Undertaker and The Rock, seemingly, they're staring holes through each other.

00:16:05That's because they realize now that the road to the WWF title, well,

00:16:09goes through each of these guys.

00:16:11They're gonna have to get it on.

00:16:12I can't wait for the, I can't wait for the, I can't wait for the, I can't wait for

00:16:16this in the New York.

00:16:17The original American Badass, The Undertaker,

00:16:22to take on The Rock here tonight, live on Raw, plus Shane McMahon takes on Rokichi in the

00:16:27King of the Ring qualifying matchup.

00:16:29Look at this, The Cat.

00:16:31The following is a mixed six-man tag team contest and

00:16:35is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, the team of The Cat,

00:16:40Dean Malenko and The Godfather.

00:16:47Wait a minute, The Cat.

00:16:49A six-person tag.

00:16:51He's no ho, is he?

00:16:53I would, I'm a thing not.

00:16:55Godfather Dean Malenko joined forces for

00:16:59first time last Thursday night on SmackDown.

00:17:03They've been smiling ever since, but I'm trying to wonder when the,

00:17:08when the Cat joins forces with The Godfather.

00:17:10They got these Canadian hoes.

00:17:12I think they're only about 70% of what they are in the States.

00:17:15Man, let's blaze this thing up right.

00:17:17What's up, Vancouver?

00:17:20It's time once again for

00:17:26everybody to come aboard the Hoesman.

00:17:33Hey, are there any pimps up in this house?

00:17:38Yeah, Canadian pimp.

00:17:40Then to all y'all that know that The Godfather be pimpin' ho.

00:17:45Nation 1.

00:17:47Man, don't hide it.

00:17:48I want you to take it out, light it up for The Godfather and say.

00:17:53Nation 1.

00:17:55I guess the Dean is a Malenko now.

00:18:00Malenko?

00:18:01That's good.

00:18:02Their opponent,

00:18:05it is with The Nilo, Terry,

00:18:08Terry Saturn, and D-Lo Brown.

00:18:12My God, just that horny little she devil Terry.

00:18:15D-Lo Brown's issues with Godfather well documented as are the issues between

00:18:20Saturn and Malenko.

00:18:22And we know that Terry and Kat have not seen eye to eye in quite some time.

00:18:26Yeah, what about those issues right there?

00:18:28She makes a lovely couple.

00:18:30I know you're not worried about their eyes.

00:18:32Look at the cat.

00:18:33She's like a calico cat.

00:18:34You never know what color her hair's gonna be.

00:18:36Baby.

00:18:37Don't forget tonight in addition to The Rock and The Undertaker one-on-one.

00:18:41This is so nice.

00:18:42Christian Wall would have been the Intercontinental title against Hardcore

00:18:45Holly and what should be a phenomenal matchup.

00:18:47Two King of the Ring qualifiers tonight.

00:18:50Both Buchanan versus Steve Blackman and Shane McMahon challenging Rakishi.

00:18:55Shane?

00:18:56Shane is gonna try to qualify to be the King of the Ring?

00:18:58Your buddy Simba wants to be King of the Ring.

00:19:00It takes a king to know a king.

00:19:02Shane the giant killer.

00:19:04So it's D-Lo Brown and Dean Malenko.

00:19:07Malenko.

00:19:08It's good.

00:19:10Mixed six person tag.

00:19:13And Malenko stinging D-Lo Brown momentarily,

00:19:18catching D-Lo coming in.

00:19:21I tell you what, Vince McMahon, another touch of genius.

00:19:25If you got problems with The Rock and The Undertaker,

00:19:28one way to solve them and not get your hands dirty is to put The Rock and

00:19:32The Undertaker in this very ring and let them beat the hell out of each other.

00:19:36Uh-oh, missed him.

00:19:39There you go.

00:19:40Well, D-Lo Brown's got an arrogant attitude these days.

00:19:43He's been overlooked.

00:19:46Blaming all of his problems regarding his push for everybody else.

00:19:52He should look in the mirror every now and then.

00:19:54I just can't wait to hear what The Rock's gonna have to say about having to face

00:19:58The Undertaker later on tonight.

00:19:59That's gonna be great.

00:20:00What a night they are.

00:20:01Well, it'll certainly make clear that, at least in my view,

00:20:04The Undertaker and The Rock are not.

00:20:06My God.

00:20:07Sidewalk slam.

00:20:08We're not best buddies, that's for sure.

00:20:10They got a common enemy, a common denominator.

00:20:13That's the McMahon Helms regime, and quite frankly, the WWF title.

00:20:17And you know, JR, deep down, you know that deep down, The Rock really does blame The Undertaker for that loss.

00:20:22You know he doesn't get to.

00:20:23I don't know that.

00:20:24I don't know that at all.

00:20:26Uh-oh.

00:20:28Godfather.

00:20:29Man.

00:20:31On both sides of the fence.

00:20:32What's up, what's up?

00:20:33Knocked down by T-Lo Brown.

00:20:34We have yet to see the cat and Terry be tagged in.

00:20:38Come on, tag the cat and Terry in.

00:20:41I wanna see Terry puppies.

00:20:44You know what I love?

00:20:46I love it when cats like puppies.

00:20:49That's the cutest thing.

00:20:50Nope.

00:20:52Come on.

00:20:53Get the horny little she-devil in there.

00:20:56Tag made.

00:20:57Also gonna European title tonight.

00:20:59Eddie Guerrero takes over.

00:21:00European title on the line.

00:21:02Tag team titles on the line tonight.

00:21:04Edge and Christian.

00:21:05Me Too Cool.

00:21:06Uh-oh.

00:21:07And there's the tag.

00:21:08Woo-hoo.

00:21:09The cat should be in there now.

00:21:11This is not- Hey, look at this.

00:21:13For Terry to take on the Godfuck.

00:21:15Look at that.

00:21:16She just slapped the table on the Godfuck.

00:21:19And now she's just throwing everybody to the horny little she-devil.

00:21:22That's what she is, all right.

00:21:23What's the cat doing?

00:21:24She is- Look out, Terry.

00:21:26Terry's trying to single herself.

00:21:29And a take down by the cat.

00:21:31That is a bulldog from the cat.

00:21:34Terry's making a tag.

00:21:37And I think that the cat's not for Harry Potter.

00:21:39We're gonna find out what her name for Harry Potter is.

00:21:42Malenko now, Malenko and Saturn, two legal men.

00:21:46Saturn was looking at the cat in stereo.

00:21:48Well, he looks at everything in stereo now.

00:21:51Malenko putting the pace here.

00:21:53Man.

00:21:54Shot from behind by D-Lo Brown.

00:21:56Here comes the Godfather.

00:21:57The four men are in the ring now.

00:21:59And I think that Malenko and Malenko and Saturn have believed in the legal too.

00:22:04Inverted atomic drop by D-Lo Brown.

00:22:07Malenko with trouble.

00:22:09These people want puppies.

00:22:10Me too.

00:22:13Godfather knocking D-Lo outside.

00:22:15Hey, look at Saturn.

00:22:16Saturn on top.

00:22:17Saturn measuring Malenko.

00:22:19My God, what an elbow.

00:22:21Wow.

00:22:22Right to the heart of Malenko.

00:22:23The leg is hooked.

00:22:24Get in there, Cat.

00:22:25Terry, Terry Saturn and D-Lo Brown.

00:22:33My gosh.

00:22:35Cat can't believe it.

00:22:37That cat will have to get her hands on Terry.

00:22:40That might be somewhere.

00:22:42Who wouldn't like to get your hands on Terry?

00:22:46Somewhere down the road, Cat and Terry got a son of this issue.

00:22:48I think that color would look good on your hair.

00:22:50You know what to do, right?

00:22:51Got it?

00:22:52I got it.

00:22:53We've wanted this for a while.

00:22:54I know.

00:22:55Hey, my God, it's him.

00:22:56It's you.

00:22:57Hey, hey.

00:22:58God, we normally don't do this.

00:23:00We're huge fans.

00:23:01Can we please get a picture with you?

00:23:02We normally don't do this.

00:23:04Okay, here we go.

00:23:05You ready?

00:23:06One, two, three.

00:23:07All right.

00:23:08Mini-Me, we so loved you in Austin Powers.

00:23:11I mean, you didn't have many lines, but God, what a presence.

00:23:13You were great.

00:23:14You complete me, Mini-Me.

00:23:16Yeah.

00:23:17You guys are dumbasses.

00:23:18I'm Joe C.

00:23:19Aw, don't be bashful.

00:23:20Ah, incognito.

00:23:21History of Rock.

00:23:22He's shot.

00:23:23That's all.

00:23:24He's shot.

00:23:25Don't be bashful.

00:23:26That's cool.

00:23:27He was huge in Europe.

00:23:28Don't believe it.

00:23:29Good stuff.

00:23:30That's okay.

00:23:31He's shot.

00:23:32He's cool.

00:23:33I think he's Mini-Me.

00:23:34That's Joe C.

00:23:35Check out your pearly whites.

00:23:36They look great.

00:23:37Look at your intercostals.

00:23:38Yeah, they're really coming in.

00:23:39They look great, too.

00:23:40I think so.

00:23:41Hey, Kurt, Kurt.

00:23:42Check this out.

00:23:43We got a picture with Mini-Me from Austin Powers.

00:23:45Guys, guys.

00:23:46There's no one that likes posing with midgets more than I do.

00:23:48But I got more important things on my mind.

00:23:51Like European gold.

00:23:52Well, good luck, Kurt.

00:23:53Good luck, Kurt.

00:23:54Go get him, buddy.

00:23:55Man, that is so cover material.

00:23:57Tiger B, here we come.

00:23:59Yeah.

00:24:00Mamacita.

00:24:01I can't believe the magic person of Tag Champions acting like jerks tonight.

00:24:06They don't know the difference in Joe C and Mini-Me.

00:24:08That's what I'm saying.

00:24:09Well, here comes the European Champion with Mamacita.

00:24:13Goal on the line momentarily.

00:24:15Latino Heat.

00:24:16The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it's for the World Wrestling Federation European Championship.

00:24:23Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by the nice wonder of the world, China, from El Paso, Texas.

00:24:30Weighing in at 205 pounds, he is the World Wrestling Federation European Champion, Eddie Guerrero.

00:24:38I wanna tell you something, Jared, just take a look at China's face.

00:24:42I mean, there's a glow there.

00:24:43I'm telling you, this Latino Heat thing is blossoming like those roses.

00:24:48I think this is true love.

00:24:50They've got great chemistry, no doubt about it does China and the European Champion,

00:24:54who will defend the title against the Olympic Hero, Kurt Angle momentarily,

00:24:58on a night where The Rock and The Undertaker will get it on right here tonight.

00:25:03I'm thinking of getting it on, Jared.

00:25:10I'm telling all Americans here in Canada.

00:25:12Canada is lacking two things.

00:25:23It's true.

00:25:25Don't make me say it again.

00:25:28The first is Olympic Heroes, and no, Ben Johnson does not count.

00:25:34Certainly not Ben Johnson.

00:25:37So it is my duty as an American Hero to represent all of you as well

00:25:42and become the North American Hero.

00:25:45Ben Johnson cheated, you know what they are.

00:25:47I know.

00:25:48The second thing that Canada is lacking is Memorial Day.

00:25:54Which is today, by the way.

00:25:57And we in the States celebrate our war heroes by having barbecues.

00:26:02And I realize here in Canada, you can't have barbecues

00:26:06because you'd probably be attacked by a moose, or a caribou, or even a grizzly.

00:26:13It's true.

00:26:14Hold on a second.

00:26:16You'd probably be attacked by a grizzly as well.

00:26:19On second thought, the Grizzlies don't beat anybody here in Vancouver, let alone anywhere else.

00:26:28It's true.

00:26:29It's true.

00:26:30It's true.

00:26:31So after I win the European Championship tonight, I will not only be the North American Hero,

00:26:38I will also represent the great countries of Europe as well.

00:26:43Once again, your Olympic Hero is going global.

00:26:47But you know what, JR?

00:26:48There's no such thing as a Canadian War Hero anyway.

00:26:51I think Kurt Angle made that quite clear.

00:26:55Angle the challenger for the European title.

00:26:58Again, tag titles on the line tonight.

00:27:00Edge of Christian challenged by two cool.

00:27:03Does Kennen even have an army?

00:27:05Of course they do.

00:27:06Our Salvation Army could kick their butts.

00:27:08USA! USA! USA!

00:27:12Man, I don't know about tie-up.

00:27:14Uh-oh.

00:27:15Angle could be going behind Eddie Guerrero.

00:27:16I'll tell you what, the evil genius Spencer McMahon has struck again.

00:27:20No better way to eliminate your enemies than to put them in a ring together.

00:27:24That's what we're gonna see tonight with the-

00:27:27Two!

00:27:28Two!

00:27:29Two!

00:27:30Wow, that was sudden.

00:27:31This is gonna be a great match.

00:27:32And Angle with a power slam, and the leg is hooked.

00:27:35And Angle beating Guerrero to the offensive punch here.

00:27:38You know what a fan I am, Kurt Angle, the great American Olympic Hero.

00:27:42But also, I'm a fan of Latino Heat!

00:27:45Suplex by Guerrero.

00:27:47And Mamacita!

00:27:48With his European title on the line, Guerrero.

00:27:50Whoa!

00:27:51Look out!

00:27:52Taking to the air.

00:27:53With a little bit of high-risk offense there by Eddie Guerrero.

00:27:58Outstanding second generation star from El Paso, Texas.

00:28:01Kurt's gotta watch, keep an eye on those fatal flowers that Mamacita has there at ringside.

00:28:06We've seen them in action before, haven't we?

00:28:08No doubt about it.

00:28:09The lead pipe stuck down in those roses.

00:28:12Boy!

00:28:13Why do you think-

00:28:17Look out!

00:28:18Man, what a fireman carry!

00:28:20He landed on his feet!

00:28:21Guerrero, he landed on his feet!

00:28:22He landed on his feet!

00:28:24He landed on his feet!

00:28:26Belly to belly, overhead suplex by Kurt Angle.

00:28:29A magnificent move by the Olympic gold medal winner.

00:28:32Here comes another one!

00:28:33Here we go, German suplex!

00:28:34There's the bridge!

00:28:35And there's a near fall for the European title on the line, the champion in trouble.

00:28:40Amacita very concerned about her Latino heat.

00:28:43What must The Rock and The Undertaker be thinking at this very moment?

00:28:48Knowing that later here tonight, live here in Vancouver, that they will step in the ring together.

00:28:54And tear each other from limb!

00:28:57That's exactly-

00:28:58Tear each other to shreds!

00:28:59Woo!

00:29:00And they gotta know that the McMahon-Hembley faction is gonna love every minute of it!

00:29:05Yeah, it was almost a bonus here, but-

00:29:11And Guerrero able to get a couple of knee lifts and a drop kick in.

00:29:16Yeah!

00:29:17I'm gonna feel that one coming.

00:29:20Mamacita!

00:29:21Mamacita!

00:29:22And Angle with a baseball slide.

00:29:25He hit Mamacita!

00:29:26He sure as heck did Angle, nailing Mamacita.

00:29:29Was he aiming for her, or was he aiming for the European champion?

00:29:32No, he wasn't aiming for Mamacita.

00:29:34Kurt Angle's a gentleman.

00:29:35He's asking a question here.

00:29:37Hey, hey, Mamacita!

00:29:39Mamacita!

00:29:40Mamacita!

00:29:41Mamacita!

00:29:42Mamacita's hot!

00:29:43Look at Mamacita!

00:29:44Mamacita!

00:29:45She was towering over the referee, who just got wiped out from behind.

00:29:50She got no ref!

00:29:53Trying to, trying to check in the condition of the referee.

00:29:58Uh-oh, she's-

00:29:59Look out, look out!

00:30:00Check the ref!

00:30:01Angle just got his medals, bronze!

00:30:06Right in his heroes!

00:30:08Mamacita uppercut!

00:30:10Uh-oh, look at this!

00:30:12And move!

00:30:13My God!

00:30:14What a hurricanrana!

00:30:16The low blow, followed by the hurricanrana!

00:30:19Angle splits under in the final row!

00:30:21Hey!

00:30:22But it's over!

00:30:23The winner is still, the world of the three-year-old kid champion, Eddie Carell!

00:30:30God, it's absolutely reading!

00:30:33She's bending!

00:30:35Mamacita!

00:30:36I've never seen her smile this much!

00:30:39Angle's not smiling!

00:30:42Can't go there and see how that angle's hurt!

00:30:45Okay, check out his injury!

00:30:47Look, I think I saw a kiss!

00:30:49So Eddie Guerrero, with a guess and assist from Mamacita, retains the European title!

00:30:57Take a look at this!

00:30:58Mamacita from behind!

00:30:59Oh!

00:31:00Like he said, the Olympic gold medals were just crushed!

00:31:03And then a hurdle right out there to see the left side!

00:31:08For the next party, I think, I think Kurt's put one under the top rope!

00:31:12Or the bottom rope!

00:31:13Look at, look at Mamacita!

00:31:14Tag team titles on the line momentarily!

00:31:16Hey, hey!

00:31:17Joe C!

00:31:18Joe C!

00:31:19Joe C!

00:31:20No, no, man!

00:31:21We just got clued in a few minutes ago to make up for it.

00:31:23We wanna honor you with one of our world-renowned five-second poses.

00:31:27What do you think?

00:31:28But to be politically correct with our pose, we need to know, what are you, are you like a midget or something?

00:31:33No, no, you're a dwarf!

00:31:35A dwarf?

00:31:36No, he's a gnome!

00:31:37Yes!

00:31:38You're an Ewok!

00:31:39Yes!

00:31:40Ewok!

00:31:41Man, you know what?

00:31:42You guys, you know, I'm very honored, but, you know, you go out and you have your match,

00:31:48after that, you guys can go f*** yourself!

00:31:51What?

00:31:52Stop it!

00:31:53Do it!

00:31:54So we can do it!

00:31:55Put your back!

00:31:56Put your back!

00:31:59Hello?

00:32:00Hello?

00:32:01You locked in?

00:32:03Are you locked?

00:32:06Hey, who's in here?

00:32:07Hello?

00:32:08Oh!

00:32:09Jesus!

00:32:10Oh!

00:32:11Oh!

00:32:12Oh!

00:32:13Oh!

00:32:14Oh!

00:32:15Oh!

00:32:16Oh!

00:32:17Oh!

00:32:18Oh!

00:32:19Oh!

00:32:20I'm free!

00:32:21Oh!

00:32:22Oh!

00:32:23Oh!

00:32:24Oh!

00:32:25Oh!

00:32:26Oh!

00:32:27Oh!

00:32:31Somebody has played a hurt on the wrong dog!

00:32:33And it's for the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions.

00:32:39Making their way to the ring from Toronto, Canada.

00:32:43At a combined weight of 455 pounds,

00:32:47they are the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, Ed and Christian.

00:32:53Yes, they are from Toronto.

00:32:55We're live night on TSN.

00:32:57Thanks for being with us, folks, wherever you may be in North America.

00:33:00WWE is gonna be in Toronto on Sunday, June the 4th, at Sky Gnome.

00:33:05And everybody in Toronto with a bit of flash photography,

00:33:08be sure to bring your cameras and get some shots of your native sons, Ed and Christian.

00:33:14Greetings, fellow Canadians.

00:33:16Hello, Canadians.

00:33:19Kissing up everybody.

00:33:23Now we realize British Columbia,

00:33:29so not the brightest province in the country.

00:33:33Not the brightest province.

00:33:36Which is why we're gonna spell this out really clear for you.

00:33:42You see, Joe C is an overrated midget rapper.

00:33:48Uh-oh.

00:33:50So, for the benefit of those with flash photography.

00:33:55Here we go.

00:33:56We have a brand new pose for five seconds only that will honor overrated midget rappers worldwide.

00:34:04We call this Kicking It, Joe C style.

00:34:07Well, these guys are rapidly becoming jerks.

00:34:10They're just hip.

00:34:11How are they gonna be received in Toronto on June the 4th?

00:34:14They were trying to be PC, JR, politically correct.

00:34:17They didn't know whether they're called JR or Joe C.

00:34:20Look, look at these shoes.

00:34:21Look at this.

00:34:24What kind of effeminate shoes are?

00:34:26They got the wrong camera angle.

00:34:29That was good.

00:34:30Here come the challengers of the tag team titles.

00:34:35Challenger and a combined weight of 436 pounds.

00:34:39Scotty, too hotty, and that's the success, too cool.

00:34:46Folks, we're trying to get word from the locker room area as to what happened to the road dog.

00:34:50We know he was assaulted.

00:34:52I don't know how badly he's injured, but somebody really did a number on the road dog momentarily.

00:34:57He was yanked into that room, and somebody beat the fire, and everything threw him back out up against the wall.

00:35:04Man.

00:35:06Tonight, JR Raw is brought to you by Reebok Blacktop.

00:35:10And the only place you can get it is Foot Locker.

00:35:13And by Fran, who asks, when was the last time you changed your airfield?

00:35:17And by Burger King.

00:35:19When you have it your way, it just tastes better.

00:35:21WWE tag team titles on the line here.

00:35:26Where it's still to come The Undertaker versus The Rock.

00:35:30One on one, a match made by the McMahon-Helmsley regime.

00:35:34In addition to the Intercontinental title matchup, Ben Wall versus Hardcore Holly.

00:35:39Two King of the Ring qualifying matches tonight.

00:35:41Wow.

00:35:42Including Shane McMahon taking on Rakushi.

00:35:45Yes.

00:35:46Shane the Giant Killer.

00:35:48It's Christian and Grandmaster Sexy.

00:35:51Great opportunity here for Two Cool.

00:35:53And I'll tell you what, as full of themselves as the Tag Team Champions are,

00:35:58one could assume that they might be right for the pickings here tonight.

00:36:02Man, man, watch those teeth.

00:36:06Dislocating someone's jaw.

00:36:07Get the jaw and worry about those teeth.

00:36:12Grandmaster, the Missile Dropkick from the second rope.

00:36:15Next exchange was Scottie Tuhani, the Worm King.

00:36:19What did Edge and Christian call Joe C?

00:36:22What a midget, a new wolf, an Ewok, a troll?

00:36:26We should apologize for their insensitivities, I guess you could say.

00:36:33Insensitivity, they're trying to be politically correct.

00:36:35How about a lack of class?

00:36:37He's free, he's free, he's free.

00:36:40Now don't promo it, you better do it.

00:36:43He flipped his lid.

00:36:44Nice suplex and hit him up by Scottie Tuhani with the Tag Team titles on the line.

00:36:48Hey.

00:36:50Moonwalking.

00:36:53Whoa.

00:36:54And Scottie beating Edge to the punch, but not Christian.

00:36:57It's about the spinning heel kick, knocking down Scottie Tuhani.

00:37:00There was a foot in your future there, Scottie.

00:37:01Whoa, whoa.

00:37:03Wow.

00:37:05I'll tell you what, I- Hey, look at this.

00:37:08I wonder what kind of strategy The Undertaker, there you go, there's a cover.

00:37:12Who has been away from the WWF for so long, only been back a couple of weeks,

00:37:18has only been involved in one match.

00:37:20Look at that.

00:37:21A rough move into the inside cradle.

00:37:25Scottie made that adjustment.

00:37:29I'll tell you what kind of strategy The Undertaker better had.

00:37:31He better do exactly what he said he's gonna do.

00:37:33He better think about nobody but himself.

00:37:35He's gotta go out there and do everything in his power to beat The Rock.

00:37:39That'll make him, he wants a shot at the WWF title.

00:37:44Look out.

00:37:46Grandmaster over the top rope.

00:37:49And the tag team champions have yet to get offensively untracked here.

00:37:53Powerbomb.

00:37:58Beautiful set down powerbomb by Grandmaster Sexy.

00:38:01Look out.

00:38:01And both men, Grandmaster and Edge, going over the top rope.

00:38:05Even Scottie in there with Christian.

00:38:08No.

00:38:09You know what time it is, don't you, team?

00:38:10It's wartime, wartime.

00:38:13Scottie's gonna get that warm out and deliver.

00:38:15O.R.M.

00:38:18Here it comes.

00:38:19Bang!

00:38:25And on the outside, Edge just sent the Grandmaster head first into the steps.

00:38:29Hey, hey, hey.

00:38:29And Edge has got the title belt.

00:38:31Two, three, two.

00:38:32Edge got the title belt in the ring, but didn't get to use it.

00:38:36That would have been a disqualification right there.

00:38:38One, two, three, two.

00:38:40Look at this.

00:38:42That was Rokisi and Joe C.

00:38:44Rokisi and Joe C coming to get a closer look, I guess.

00:38:50Well, what is the political correct name for him?

00:38:52He's gotta hide his neck.

00:38:54Joe C's, it's a trolley.

00:38:55What the?

00:38:58He shoots, he scores.

00:39:01What a midget move.

00:39:03The Rokisi with Rokisi.

00:39:05Wait a minute, Rok.

00:39:06Grandmaster used the title belt.

00:39:08Yes.

00:39:09Joe C.

00:39:12Your winners and new World Wrestling Federation Tanty Champion,

00:39:18one, two, one.

00:39:20I can't believe it.

00:39:21Did you see that?

00:39:25Joe C.

00:39:26That was low sticking.

00:39:28He came in with that hockey stick and nailed Christian.

00:39:32Joe C.

00:39:34Disrespected by Edge and Christian earlier tonight.

00:39:37And that's some pretty damn good retaliation.

00:39:40Don't take any pictures.

00:39:42This is not a time for those with the benefit of flash photography.

00:39:46Too cool.

00:39:47The new WWF Tag Team Champions.

00:39:50And now it may be time to celebrate.

00:39:54I can't believe this.

00:39:57Rokisi later tonight against Shane McMahon in the King of the Ring qualifying matchup.

00:40:04Wait a minute, Shane for Joe C.

00:40:06Take a look at this again, this is how it took place.

00:40:10Rokisi had the referee distracted long enough for Joe C to shoot and score.

00:40:18Well, you know, he is Joe C.

00:40:21He's three foot nine with a ten foot-

00:40:23Yeah, he's he.

00:40:24Well, he's three foot nine.

00:40:26Look at this!

00:40:43The celebration continues here as Tupu have upset Edge and Christian.

00:40:50My!

00:40:51Nowhere in the WWF!

00:40:54We've got new Tag Champions!

00:40:56One hour on the way!

00:40:58What else is gonna happen?

00:41:00We're back live in Vancouver, British Columbia just moments ago during the

00:41:04WWE Tag Team title matchup.

00:41:06Joe C of Kid Rock, he came in and he shot, he did score.

00:41:10And that took Christian entirely out of the game.

00:41:13Enough for Tupu.

00:41:15Yeah, fortunately for Tupu, that was behind the referee's back.

00:41:19The little Ewok, well, Joe C.

00:41:22And then the celebration started.

00:41:25New Tag Team Champions!

00:41:30Tupu, Rokisi, and Joe C celebrating the-

00:41:33You know, Steph, we got new Tag Team Champions.

00:41:35Big surprise, huh?

00:41:36Yes, we do.

00:41:37Dad, and I must say, it was pure-

00:41:39It was ingenious of you to make that match between The Rock and The Undertaker tonight.

00:41:50Well, let me tell you, they're gonna be in for yet another real big surprise,

00:41:54courtesy of Mr. McMahon here tonight.

00:41:56I can't wait.

00:41:57No question about that.

00:41:58I can't wait.

00:41:59Hey!

00:42:00Dad!

00:42:01Daddy!

00:42:02What's happening?

00:42:03Daddy!

00:42:04Daddy!

00:42:05My gosh.

00:42:06Daddy, what was that?

00:42:07What was that?

00:42:08Are you okay?

00:42:09Dad, are you bleeding?

00:42:10Dad.

00:42:11Son of a bitch, who the hell was that?

00:42:13I don't know, I didn't see, I didn't see.

00:42:14Daddy, are you okay?

00:42:15I'm all right, I'm all right.

00:42:16What's going on here?

00:42:17What's going on here?

00:42:18What a way to kick off the King of the Ring tournament.

00:42:22It's Rakeshi, and he gets a chance, you know that big backside.

00:42:27It's gonna go right in the face of Simba, Shane McMahon, and Rakeshi.

00:42:32What a way to kick off the King of the Ring tournament.

00:42:34And they will do it next.

00:42:35Well, let me tell you, they're gonna be in for yet another real big surprise.

00:42:40It's gonna go right in the face of Simba, Shane McMahon, and Rakeshi.

00:42:45What a way to kick off the King of the Ring tournament.

00:42:47And they will do it next.

00:42:48All right, ladies and gentlemen, and we think we've got our solid problems

00:42:53taken care of moments ago with Mr. McMahon and Stephanie.

00:42:56We had a little break up there.

00:42:57To make that match between The Rock and The Undertaker tonight.

00:43:00Well, let me tell you, they're gonna be in for yet another real big surprise.

00:43:04Courtesy of Mr. McMahon here tonight.

00:43:06What?

00:43:07No question about that.

00:43:08I can't wait.

00:43:09Second time tonight.

00:43:10The Road Dogg earlier from The Unknown Assailant.

00:43:13Dad!

00:43:14Dad!

00:43:15And Vince McMahon got it.

00:43:16Wait a minute.

00:43:17Come on.

00:43:18I'm getting sick of this, JR.

00:43:19It's not an unknown assailant.

00:43:20Look at this.

00:43:21That's either, that's either, anybody can see it.

00:43:24It's either The Rock or The Undertaker doing this.

00:43:26That's gonna be it.

00:43:27You made me right.

00:43:28It could have been.

00:43:29But you didn't see him.

00:43:31King of the Ring kicks off here and now.

00:43:33In a qualifying matchup.

00:43:35Shane McMahon to meet Rakeshi.

00:43:38Look, he's Shane the Giant Killer.

00:43:40Going straight.

00:43:41Here's another qualifying match.

00:43:43And it's given for one fall.

00:43:44Introducing first.

00:43:46Weighing in at 260 pounds.

00:43:49Shane McMahon.

00:43:52Subway presents King of the Ring.

00:43:58Subway will be live Sunday, June 25th from the sold out fleet center in Boston,

00:44:05Manor.

00:44:06Exclusively on pay per view.

00:44:08Shane McMahon put out the big shows and surgery to repair that damaged knee.

00:44:13Rakeshi, I'm sure you've seen by now why I'm such an unbelievable thriller.

00:44:20And quite frankly, I don't blame you for being scared in the back because who would want to face the Giant Killer?

00:44:28Right.

00:44:30Now I've defeated the Big Show, one, two, three.

00:44:35Hell, even the Undertaker last Thursday night couldn't defeat me.

00:44:40That's true.

00:44:41So tonight the journey begins for yours truly, the King of Sting.

00:44:46But I will not be satisfied until June 25th when Shane O'Mac will be crowned King of the Ring.

00:44:55Oh, man.

00:44:56He would be a great king.

00:44:58It takes a king to know a king.

00:45:00I'd be able to put that crown right on his head myself.

00:45:02I wish he would.

00:45:03Him kissing on the lips.

00:45:04What?

00:45:05His opponent, weighing in at 423 pounds, Rakeshi.

00:45:11Kissing on the lips, are you sick?

00:45:13No, you are.

00:45:14Butt kisser.

00:45:16This is a qualified match for the King of the Ring Tournament.

00:45:19Rakeshi to take on Shane McMahon.

00:45:22And I tell you what, Shane McMahon is an amazing, amazing athlete.

00:45:26For someone that does not compete full time, he's absolutely extraordinary.

00:45:30Well, Rakeshi at 400 King, 424 pounds, with a load of experience.

00:45:35I got a feeling Shane McMahon making that sticky.

00:45:38Oh, shut up.

00:45:39That's not the only load that Rakeshi has.

00:45:41Experience with that load of experience.

00:45:44Look at Shane McMahon.

00:45:45Shane the Giant Killer, he's all over here.

00:45:47Attacking Rakeshi.

00:45:48Hey.

00:45:49And Rakeshi shoving Shane down, and catches Shane McMahon with that clothesline.

00:45:54And what is he like around here, Shane McMahon, worthy King of the Ring?

00:45:59What do you mean, what do you mean?

00:46:00It'd be great.

00:46:01Hey, wait a minute.

00:46:04Shane's up.

00:46:05Shane's up.

00:46:06Hey, don't encourage this kind of talk.

00:46:09I ain't saying listen.

00:46:12Shane already told these idiots himself, he looked that up in the dictionary and

00:46:16it means cat life.

00:46:17Rakeshi bearing that foot in the midsection.

00:46:20Wait a minute.

00:46:22Look at this.

00:46:23It's the WWE Champion and Shane McMahon's brother-in-law, Triple H.

00:46:29And everybody wants to see this King of the Ring qualifying match.

00:46:34My God.

00:46:36What elevation.

00:46:37And Triple H up on the apron.

00:46:39I don't think Rakeshi's got a piece of easy feeling about this.

00:46:43Watch it hang.

00:46:44Usain below gold.

00:46:46Referee did not detect that as he was looking at Triple H.

00:46:49I didn't see it myself.

00:46:50As the official person is.

00:46:52Usain with those stinging jabs.

00:46:54These could be the best hands in the business.

00:46:56Look at this.

00:46:57Like a butterfly.

00:46:58Like Shane.

00:46:59Look at this.

00:47:00Look at this.

00:47:01Right hand by Shane.

00:47:03I don't think he can believe him.

00:47:05I think he shocked himself with a right hand that took down Rakeshi.

00:47:09Look at that.

00:47:10That's work, JR.

00:47:11My gosh.

00:47:12Look at Shane.

00:47:13It's another big one.

00:47:14Uh-oh.

00:47:15Locked.

00:47:16Rakeshi blocked the right hand.

00:47:17Cuts back the right hands of his own.

00:47:19Shane McMahon in big trouble.

00:47:20There's the lockdown.

00:47:21He's not in big trouble, JR.

00:47:24Come on, it's gotta be negative.

00:47:26He looks to be in big trouble to me.

00:47:29Enough trouble for his brother now to stick his apple nose in it.

00:47:33Uh-oh.

00:47:34Now he's in big trouble.

00:47:35Now Shane's in real big trouble.

00:47:37It's time for a sticky face.

00:47:38Shane on Max.

00:47:41Look at this thing.

00:47:42Can you imagine what that smells like?

00:47:44Triple H is right in the ring.

00:47:46I guess that's some interference in my book.

00:47:50He's a WWE Champion.

00:47:51He can go anywhere he wants to.

00:47:53Uh-oh.

00:47:54I don't want to go there.

00:47:55Rakeshi just burying those buns in the midsection of Triple H.

00:48:00No, wait a minute.

00:48:02This looks real bad.

00:48:03Can we get a double stick face?

00:48:06Don't stick that nose up in there, Rakeshi.

00:48:10Triple H is gonna get it here.

00:48:13Shane McMahon just sitting there chair on the head of Rakeshi.

00:48:18Did you see that?

00:48:19Look at that.

00:48:21One more time.

00:48:22A free call for the bell.

00:48:26Cover he's saying.

00:48:28The chair has been dented for Rakeshi's skull.

00:48:33Now, Triple H is gonna get him some.

00:48:35Triple H with a Peki.

00:48:37with a pedigree.

00:48:40The WWE Champion,

00:48:41with a pedigree on the steel chair.

00:48:45One, two, three.

00:48:48How arrogant.

00:48:50The Giant Killer is struck again.

00:48:52The referee has stopped this match.

00:48:54What?

00:48:56Winner on his qualification, Rikishi.

00:49:00Wait a minute, Shane the Giant Killer.

00:49:02What happened?

00:49:05We've had a right call, Shane Nail, Rikishi with a steel chair.

00:49:09I'm not so sure that the referee should have just qualified

00:49:12Triple H can interfere us.

00:49:14But Shane advances, right?

00:49:16Absolutely not.

00:49:18Rikishi advances.

00:49:20Shane on back is not going to be in the King of the Ring tournament.

00:49:24Yeah, but it's not qualified.

00:49:26That's all right.

00:49:27Shane and Triple H may have a...

00:49:28The McMahon Hellman regime is nothing but fair.

00:49:33And last night, I gave you guys an opportunity.

00:49:38The opportunity to take out Chris Jericho.

00:49:43And you failed.

00:49:46Now granted, the Hardys ran in and you weren't expecting that.

00:49:51So tonight, I'm going to give you the opportunity to redeem yourself.

00:49:55Now Trish, I know you've had your eye on Val for a little while.

00:49:59And I know Val would have no problem ripping apart that uneducated, low class, bleach blonde bum, Chris Jericho.

00:50:13So tonight, in a six-man matchup, it's going to be TNA and Val versus the Hardys and Y2J.

00:50:23And tonight, you boys better get it right, because this is your last opportunity to redeem yourself.

00:50:30Man, I'm playing.

00:50:35Bitch.

00:50:36Bitch.

00:50:37Man, hook.

00:50:40We're back live in Vancouver on Raw.

00:50:42Ladies and gentlemen, just moments ago, the King of the Ring tournament got started.

00:50:45And King McMahon got disqualified in this match with Rakichi with that bow chair shot in the skull.

00:50:51And one more time, taking down Rakichi, but King, it wasn't over from there.

00:50:56You got that right, Triple H wanted to get him a little bit, and I think this may actually

00:51:01have been retribution or retaliation for the fact that Rakichi almost gave Stephanie McMahon

00:51:07Helmsley a stinky face, look at that.

00:51:10The champion pedigree on that steel chair, and then watch the arrogance, watch the attitude.

00:51:15What's wrong with that?

00:51:18He's Shane the Giant Killer.

00:51:20Here comes Y2J, Chris Jericho.

00:51:36And we've seen Jericho on the parties, it's this man tag action, but last night long heat,

00:51:42it was Jericho in the handicap match against TNL.

00:51:46Stephanie McMahon made the match to punish Jericho, for all the fans that Jericho has told about Stephanie,

00:51:56but no one counted on the environment of the Hardys.

00:51:59That's right, the Hardys showed up and spoiled Stephanie's party.

00:52:03Look at the swive time bomb there, and look at Stephanie, she couldn't believe it.

00:52:08A great play has gone astray.

00:52:11So Jericho upsets T-Lane with the help of the Hardys.

00:52:15And now Stephanie has played the six man tag match tonight.

00:52:19Welcome to Raw is Jericho!

00:52:25Why do they love this guy so much here in Canada?

00:52:28And Stephanie McMahon Helmsley, you seem to have devoted a lot of your time and

00:52:34a lot of your energy towards me over the last little while.

00:52:38Is it possible, Steffi, that maybe you have a crush on Y2J?

00:52:44Oh, give me a second.

00:52:45Is it possible?

00:52:46Absolutely impossible.

00:52:47She's not a drinkaholic.

00:52:48Well, Steffi, maybe if you comb out that rat's nest of a hairstyle of yours.

00:52:53Rat's nest?

00:52:55And buy a couple boxes of Clearasil.

00:52:58What?

00:52:59For completions like money.

00:53:00Yeah, and stop being a filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom-feeding trash bag hoe!

00:53:07Oh, my God!

00:53:08You idiot!

00:53:10Maybe then you'll have a shot with the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!

00:53:17You know, for some reason, I don't think Jericho's gonna get a Christmas bonus.

00:53:21Got that right.

00:53:22He's gonna get a bonus, all right?

00:53:23He's coming up right now.

00:53:24No, the Hartleys.

00:53:27They're gonna get there, too.

00:53:31The following is a six-man tag team contest and a schedule for one fall.

00:53:37Making their way to the ring, their partner from North Carolina,

00:53:42at a combined weight of 430 pounds, Matt and Jeff the Hardy Boys!

00:53:51So six-man tag action here is still to come.

00:53:54The Undertaker and The Rock one-on-one here tonight.

00:53:57There can be no bigger match-up without the WWE title on the line,

00:54:01than The Undertaker and Rock, gonna see a lot of tonight.

00:54:04Being accompanied by Chris Stratus,

00:54:06and a combined weight of 836 pounds, Val Venus and TNA!

00:54:14Boy, the McMahon's really know how to make matches.

00:54:16Stephanie's made a great win here, and Vince has made a great win in

00:54:19The Rock versus The Undertaker tonight.

00:54:22Did you ever dream that you would see that match, JR?

00:54:26I certainly didn't think about that when it came to work today.

00:54:29And Trish Stratus, he's got her little attitude as well.

00:54:32I thought this had got to be an emotional life for that guy right there, Tess.

00:54:37Why?

00:54:38Well, he was at one time engaged to marry Stephanie McMahon, was played the fool.

00:54:43And now he's gotta almost force him to do her bidding for him.

00:54:46I don't think he was actually played the fool.

00:54:48So Val Venus and Chris Jericho in the six-man tag team match-up.

00:54:53Watch out what happened, you gotta believe that Mr. McMahon has gotta, if he gets back to his senses and

00:55:00that assault here, get another ear to ear grin on his face because of the match he's booked with

00:55:06The Rock and The Undertaker.

00:55:07They better way to let those two guys just beat the holy hell out of each other.

00:55:13And now they take down by Jericho, taking Val Venus face first to this canvas.

00:55:19Come on, Val.

00:55:20Hard knife edge top, and Val Venus trying to create a distance between himself and Jericho.

00:55:29Albert is gonna be 6'7".

00:55:33There you go.

00:55:35Spinebuster by Val.

00:55:37Get him for calling Stephanie a bottom-feeding hole.

00:55:40Believe me, Y2J would have the audacity to say something like that?

00:55:44Look at Stephanie.

00:55:45Stephanie got a bird's eye view of this one watching this match-up.

00:55:49You'll see if this match that she has orchestrated comes out the way she wants it.

00:55:54Her reflection is smooth as silk.

00:55:56Derrick is clear for her.

00:56:00The power of Albert.

00:56:026'7", maybe 6'8", around 350 pounds, and he's a powerhouse.

00:56:07It's this young man.

00:56:09He of the 8 3 8's head.

00:56:13Hardys have yet to see any action here.

00:56:16When do you have time to measure people's heads?

00:56:19And now TNA.

00:56:22He's got to be loving this.

00:56:34That's the same look Vince is gonna have on his face tonight when The Rock tamps The Undertaker apart, or vice versa.

00:56:40There's a cover.

00:56:41He's hooked here.

00:56:42And Jericho able to kick out.

00:56:44He certainly doesn't seem to be reluctant.

00:56:51And helping Stephanie with her powers.

00:56:53Her powers are limiting Jericho, who needs to make a tag.

00:56:57Jericho near his corner.

00:56:58Look out.

00:56:59And makes the tag to Matt Hardy.

00:57:01What a coward that Jericho is.

00:57:03Matt Hardy.

00:57:05Matt Hardy.

00:57:06What a DDT on Albert.

00:57:08And now Jeff is in.

00:57:10Matt, come on.

00:57:11I'm gonna crack that 8 3 8 then.

00:57:13Hardy's a teamwork.

00:57:15Taking down Tess.

00:57:17And there's a cover.

00:57:19You better not let Stephanie down.

00:57:21And Val Venus stopped the count before it hit 3.

00:57:23Good job Val.

00:57:24Six of these guys.

00:57:26Turning it on here.

00:57:28Jericho, he may have felt short of what he was looking for.

00:57:32The springboard into the cross body.

00:57:34Man.

00:57:35Albert almost beheaded.

00:57:38Matt Hardy there.

00:57:40It's Tess and Matt.

00:57:43Look at this.

00:57:45This could be bad.

00:57:46My.

00:57:47Twist the bait.

00:57:48Twist the bait is in.

00:57:49And Trish, Jeff Hardy was gonna come up and look like this one time.

00:57:55Wait a minute.

00:57:56And Trish took a boot off.

00:57:58Yes.

00:57:59And look out.

00:58:00Man, what a hype, what impact that was.

00:58:03Albert's not the legal man.

00:58:05Hey, come on.

00:58:06Look at this.

00:58:07Wait a minute.

00:58:08They did it.

00:58:09Stephanie, they did it.

00:58:11Here are your winners, Val Venus and T and A.

00:58:15Well, Trish Stratus got more involved than she had a right to be.

00:58:22Taking off that boot striking Jeff Hardy when it looked like Jeff was gonna hit the swamp top.

00:58:27There's a smile on the face of Trish and I bet there's a bigger smile on the face of Stephanie.

00:58:36It may take more than that to shut Jericho's mouth.

00:58:39Glad we've heard the last of this situation.

00:58:40Michael Cole, take it away.

00:58:42I'm joined now by The Rock, the people's champ.

00:58:45And Rock, first things first.

00:58:47I mean, how do you feel, you know, the fact that Mr. McMahon and the Road Dog were attacked backstage a little earlier on tonight?

00:58:54Yeah, The Rock really hates when that happens.

00:58:57Well, Rock, nonetheless, you go one-on-one with The Undertaker here tonight.

00:59:01And part of you has gotta be a little bit happy about this.

00:59:04Part of you can't wait to get your hands on The Undertaker after The Undertaker did indeed cost you the WWF title at Judgment Day.

00:59:11Make no mistake about it, Michael Cole.

00:59:13The Rock is looking forward to The Undertaker tonight, but it's not for that reason.

00:59:17The main reason that The Rock is looking forward to The Undertaker is The Rock said it before and he'll say it again.

00:59:22The Rock will do all he can to one day once again become WWF Champion if you smell what The Rock is cooking.

00:59:30Man, sharp and sweet.

00:59:33And now the WWF Slam of the Week brought to you by Snickers.

00:59:39Hungry?

00:59:40Grab a Snickers.

00:59:41Nobody home.

00:59:42Chris Jericho.

00:59:43It's a Lion Salt.

00:59:44It's gonna be over.

00:59:45Look at Hardcore.

00:59:46Hardcore Holly off the top rope.

00:59:48And Hardcore Holly with the cover.

00:59:50You got it, you got it.

00:59:51Hardcore Holly picked up the win.

00:59:54Hardcore Holly going after the Intercontinental title.

01:00:01Hardcore Holly to challenge Chris Benoit momentarily for the Intercontinental title.

01:00:07Holly earned the right to meet the Wolverine here tonight.

01:00:11And this one should be physically intense.

01:00:16The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

01:00:18And it's for the World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Championship.

01:00:23Making his way to the ring.

01:00:24Weighing in at allegedly over 400 pounds, Hardcore Holly.

01:00:31428 pounds, I think you told me.

01:00:33Please.

01:00:34Be true.

01:00:40Benoit, it could have been so easy.

01:00:46This whole thing could have been settled if you'da just gave me title shot.

01:00:52But no.

01:00:57You had to do it the hard way, didn't you?

01:01:00You gave one to Kurt Angle.

01:01:02You gave one to Val Venus, and God knows how many you gave to Chris Jericho.

01:01:10Right, you gave them.

01:01:13But I can understand why you didn't give me one, and

01:01:16that's because you're scared.

01:01:19Benoit, that's not a bad thing.

01:01:23There's no shame in being scared of Hardcore Holly.

01:01:25But you see, Benoit, you are a typical Canadian.

01:01:33Another Canadian?

01:01:35Edmonton is Benoit.

01:01:38You are a coward.

01:01:41Man, I don't think so.

01:01:45Coward and dumb, I think he's trying to say.

01:01:48And it's gonna be my pleasure to kick your ass in this worthless country of yours.

01:01:54And you're finally gonna get what you deserve.

01:01:56All right, Hardcore Holly, not.

01:02:00And as for myself, I'm finally gonna get what belongs to me.

01:02:07Intercontinental Championship.

01:02:08Well, we got a sellout crowd here down in Vancouver, British Columbia.

01:02:14The arena sold out in 25 minutes.

01:02:16Here's the podium from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.

01:02:20Weighing in at 229 pounds, he is the World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion,

01:02:28Chris Benoit.

01:02:31She cut you right off, didn't she, Dale?

01:02:32That's the longest damn ring announcement I've ever heard.

01:02:34Get out of the ring, Lillian, please.

01:02:36Listen to you run your mouth off tonight, bragging about what you're gonna do and

01:02:42how you're gonna do it.

01:02:44Now he's cut you off.

01:02:45And you think that makes you a better man?

01:02:49You interfere in my matches.

01:02:52You hit me with a chair.

01:02:54You insult me and my country.

01:02:57What's that about?

01:03:00And you think that will help you find Intercontinental Gold.

01:03:06Bob, if you're trying to get my attention, good news, you got it.

01:03:16Bob, who's Bob?

01:03:19Now that you've got your big break, you'll be able to tell the whole world just how it

01:03:26feels, making your biggest mistake.

01:03:31Uh-oh.

01:03:32And Benoit and Hardcore Holly, not gonna waste any time getting into each other's

01:03:36face here.

01:03:37Listen to this, wow, you're gonna smack, and the impact of those right hands by Benoit

01:03:43to the face of Hardcore Holly, Intercontinental, what a knife edge chop that was.

01:03:49These people are actually saying the US sucks.

01:03:52Well, thanks to Hardcore Holly,

01:03:55Hardcore Holly,

01:03:57close line, both men over the top.

01:03:59And they're here for those, JR.

01:04:00Warm shots in the face and Hardcore Holly retaliates.

01:04:06You look like you're ready to run.

01:04:07Don't run.

01:04:08Come on.

01:04:08Get back in the ring.

01:04:09Come on.

01:04:10Run, you're not protecting anything in your life.

01:04:13That's why you can fix Hardcore Holly to the ring close.

01:04:19And this, this fans ready for this matchup.

01:04:24As I was gonna say earlier, this arena sold out in 25 minutes.

01:04:28And tickets go to sale this Saturday in Kansas City and in Greenville, South Carolina.

01:04:34Come on, come on.

01:04:35Come on.

01:04:35Here the ropes.

01:04:37How many Canadians we got in here?

01:04:39About 17,000 of change.

01:04:42Fans of Kansas City and Greenville get their tickets, they're going to sale this Saturday.

01:04:49My spear by Hardcore Holly taking down Benoit.

01:04:53You know, you just saw Hardcore Holly survive that Crippler Crossface.

01:04:58That's the same Crippler Crossface that made Jericho submit.

01:05:01Well, let's qualify that.

01:05:03Yes, it made Jericho pass out from the pain.

01:05:06But Benoit did not have the Crippler Crossface locked in.

01:05:10There's a cover from the Suplex.

01:05:11What do you mean he didn't have it locked in from the Suplex?

01:05:16He didn't, that's not what I said, you don't have damn good pretension, do you?

01:05:21In your own world over there.

01:05:23Boy, you're feisty tonight, you really like it here in Canada, don't mind it.

01:05:27Benoit, Holly ain't gonna like this in Vancouver anywhere else.

01:05:32That's the best thing you can say about this country, is I don't mind it.

01:05:36Look at this.

01:05:36There's a cover of 1-2 in a near fall.

01:05:38I was talking to Hardcore earlier, he said, you know, Christopher Columbus discovered America,

01:05:44the United States, but you know who's discovered Canada?

01:05:48Who can?

01:05:49The Roto-Rooter Man.

01:05:51That's what Hardcore told me, that was a good one, wasn't it?

01:05:54Man, listen to that smack of the flash of Hardcore Holly who came back with a thumb to the eye.

01:06:01Man!

01:06:02That's what we're gonna hear when The Rock goes on with The Undertaker.

01:06:09The SmackDown on The Undertaker.

01:06:12Yeah, the American badass chokeslammed The Rock all the way to hell.

01:06:16We'll find out here tonight.

01:06:17The Undertaker, the Hellacious Irish Hit by Hardcore Holly.

01:06:25Power slam, this could be all.

01:06:27Look out in a near fall.

01:06:29How embarrassing is this gonna be for their native son?

01:06:32And all these Canadians to see Finn Wadget beat by Hardcore here in Canada.

01:06:37Well, they've been embarrassed before.

01:06:40That's a good one.

01:06:40Man, and that's gotta be it right there.

01:06:45And it's not, that was wrong again.

01:06:48One, two, three, two.

01:06:51Look at these heiferized referees.

01:06:52I only thought he had to have what he was looking for in there.

01:06:57Stop him, stop him.

01:06:58And another nice suplex.

01:07:01And man was, Ben Wadget folded up on that one.

01:07:04And right on the back of his head.

01:07:05There's a cover, a long tube.

01:07:09Holly getting very frustrated.

01:07:10The only way you could not hurt a Canadian landing on the back of his head.

01:07:13The pressure of becoming the Intercontinental Champion may be getting to Holly here.

01:07:17No, going to the back side.

01:07:20And the low blow, the referee in perfect position not to see Hardcore Holly's low blow.

01:07:27Not convenient.

01:07:28What's this?

01:07:30This don't make any sense at all.

01:07:32Holly's gonna get himself disqualified.

01:07:34He goes in and uses that steel chair.

01:07:36Well, it makes sense if you don't, if you really would rather take this winner.

01:07:40Hey, wait a minute, look at this.

01:07:41What is this?

01:07:43Careful.

01:07:45It's the moment that you scratch my bank, I scratch your money.

01:07:48Man.

01:07:49It's the Canadian.

01:07:51Jericho has felt the tear from Hardcore Holly.

01:07:55And now Jericho has just retaliated.

01:07:59I play Canada.

01:08:01I don't think Ben Wadget appreciates that at all.

01:08:04Look out.

01:08:07Missed him.

01:08:08Hardcore going for the head of whomever was there.

01:08:12And that's Ben Wadget.

01:08:16Ben Wadget's Holly with his hair.

01:08:19And here comes the Intercom to the champion.

01:08:22Hopefully Holly's gonna be through.

01:08:24The Canadians are coming.

01:08:26The Canadians are coming.

01:08:27Man, this is, this is chaotic.

01:08:30Look out, look out.

01:08:31We heard from The Rock.

01:08:32Undertaker, I wanted to get your thoughts about what's happened here tonight backstage to both Mr.

01:08:37McMahon and the Road Dogg.

01:08:39Well, I tell you, Kevin, I'm no expert, but it looks like the McMahon-Helmsley faction's done pissed somebody off.

01:08:45Well, I know that your thoughts have also got to be focused on your one on one matchup against The Rock here tonight.

01:08:52Well, of course, you know, hey, I got no beef with The Rock.

01:08:55Hell, I kind of dig his stuff.

01:08:57But, you know, it's all about the World Wrestling Federation title.

01:09:00He wants it.

01:09:01I want it.

01:09:03So a man got to do what a man's got to do.

01:09:06Tonight, The Get It On.

01:09:08We're back live in the great Northwest, Vancouver, British Columbia.

01:09:13The General Motors place is sold out here, Keane, and tonight it could be a slobber knocker.

01:09:18The Undertaker and The Rock gonna get it on, one on one.

01:09:22Everything's backwards here.

01:09:25It's night time and it's still daylight in Vancouver.

01:09:27All right.

01:09:34Did you see who it was?

01:09:39No, bitch.

01:09:40Somebody got to me.

01:09:41And where the hell were you?

01:09:42Mr. McMahon, I was out getting coffee.

01:09:45Always something, British Columbia.

01:09:46Patterson's going to be getting me coffee now.

01:09:49I didn't even see him.

01:09:50So is it good enough?

01:09:52Let me ask you, is it good enough that The Undertaker and Rock beat the hell out each other

01:09:57No, it's not.

01:09:58No, I don't think so.

01:09:59It's not.

01:10:00That's one of them.

01:10:01Then, let's put the icing on the cake.

01:10:04Tonight.

01:10:05What should we do?

01:10:10What are they gonna do?

01:10:12The wheels are turning, they are.

01:10:14He's a genius.

01:10:15He's got that mental acumen.

01:10:16This will bring him something.

01:10:18Making his way to the ring.

01:10:21Being accompanied by the Big Boss Band.

01:10:23Weighing in at 326 pounds.

01:10:26Full of Buchanan.

01:10:28The wheels are turning in the walk-a-room area.

01:10:33I mean, isn't it enough that The Undertaker and The Rock are gonna beat the hell out of each other?

01:10:39No, obviously not.

01:10:42Because either The Undertaker or The Rock have already beat the hell out of Vince.

01:10:46And they beat the hell out of Vince.

01:10:48I don't know that.

01:10:49What do you mean?

01:10:50You didn't see that.

01:10:51Who else would wanna do that?

01:10:53Weighing in at 225 pounds, The Lethal Weapon, Steve Blackman.

01:10:59Mr. McMahon, by the way, has a lot of enemies in this business, if you haven't noticed.

01:11:04And so does The Road Dogg for that matter.

01:11:06I don't see how you can say that.

01:11:08Mr. McMahon is like-

01:11:09Here we go.

01:11:10He's like the perfect boss, JR.

01:11:12And both Buchanan and Steve Blackman, another qualifying match for the King of the Ring tournament.

01:11:18A 32 man single elimination tournament.

01:11:21That started here tonight with Shane McMahon's disqualification loss.

01:11:26And Rakushi will advance into the King of the Ring tournament.

01:11:30I don't know how you can say Vince McMahon has a lot of enemies.

01:11:33Al Snow at ringside in support of his partner, Steve Blackman, as the boss man is with Bull.

01:11:42Nice pistol dropkick by Blackman, the martial arts expert, the Lethal Weapon, going for a cover here.

01:11:48Somebody, we ought to be able to find out.

01:11:50Doesn't Vince still offer bonuses to employees who ran on each other?

01:11:53I don't know anything about that.

01:11:55I used to, Vince did.

01:11:56How much money did you make off that?

01:11:58He's the perfect boss.

01:12:02Remember when office supplies started disappearing in Titan Towers?

01:12:05It was Vince that instituted the strip searches.

01:12:07In those missing computers?

01:12:10Well, I'll tell you right now, he'll come up with something great.

01:12:15I shudder to think what that could be.

01:12:17I mean, The Rock and The Undertaker is a huge matchup, and we're happy we got it tonight.

01:12:22And there's the elbow and a cover, and I've been able to kick out.

01:12:26We also got Kid Rock.

01:12:28Kid Rock and Joe C live here tonight.

01:12:30One, two, three, four.

01:12:31We got to take one of the Jim King all the way around this Saturday night in Milwaukee,

01:12:34next Tuesday in Buffalo, New York.

01:12:36Don't to mention coming soon to Las Cruces, New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico,

01:12:42and in the show me state of Missouri in Columbia on Sunday, June 11th.

01:12:49And you had to believe that cheap job was coming.

01:12:56Bossman has very little ethics.

01:12:58What?

01:12:59And Boa, I think, has even less.

01:13:01He can hear you.

01:13:02Speak the truth.

01:13:04Come over here.

01:13:07Look like you violated parole in a minute.

01:13:10He's all muscle.

01:13:23What size is his head?

01:13:25I don't know.

01:13:26Get into that.

01:13:29I think that's funny because I have to prepare for a broadcast.

01:13:36I just can't imagine.

01:13:38What the hell did you do?

01:13:39Eight and three quarter, eight and three eighths of head, who cares?

01:13:44Well, you call yourself a king.

01:13:47That's what I'm saying.

01:13:48Who cares?

01:13:49Come on, look at this.

01:13:51Nice shot.

01:13:52Blackman taking that blow to Kenan.

01:13:54Think about it as a black man has taken the blow down, he just can't keep.

01:13:57It's a big man there.

01:14:00He's got to be kind of discouraging, he's knocking the guy down, he keeps getting

01:14:03back up.

01:14:04Speaking of heads, what do you think is going through Vince's head right now?

01:14:07What do you think he's thinking of there?

01:14:09Something evil.

01:14:10Something sinister.

01:14:11What?

01:14:12Something to make Rock and Undertaker's life a living hell.

01:14:15Why are you so negative?

01:14:16What has Vince done to you?

01:14:18Anything else you wanna go into?

01:14:22Remember when he invested everyone's pension plans at the racetracks?

01:14:25What?

01:14:28Vince has done nothing.

01:14:29Look out, that may be all right there.

01:14:30One, two, three, three.

01:14:31A scissors kick, and that's it.

01:14:32Wow.

01:14:33Boom, you Canada.

01:14:34Look at that.

01:14:35The Boss Man in, using that knife stick on Al Snow.

01:14:38Al, you shouldn't have stayed out.

01:14:40The Boss Man using that weapon on Snow and Blackman.

01:14:44The thing of the match is officially over.

01:14:46The match is over, and-

01:14:48And referee, that rib always breaks.

01:14:51How do you think that is, huh?

01:14:53You like what you're saying?

01:14:54He's got a knife stick.

01:14:55Blackman just unarmed him, unarmed the Boss Man.

01:15:00And then Blackman took the Boss Man's weapon from it, and used it on the Boss Man and Bull.

01:15:07Don't ever let Blackman get something like that in his hands.

01:15:12Well, if you wanna play with the weapons, Blackman and Snow can do that.

01:15:16Hey, Pat, welcome back.

01:15:17Mr. Briscoe, huh?

01:15:18He won the Hardcore title.

01:15:19That's pretty cool.

01:15:20Yeah, he was lucky.

01:15:21Now I gotta bring Mr. McMahon and Briscoe some coffee.

01:15:25Boy, you're talking about a butt kisser.

01:15:27This is too much.

01:15:28That matters?

01:15:29What's this?

01:15:33It's The Rock, or it's The Undertaker.

01:15:37You know, some people say it's tough to be in the Big Show.

01:15:40But I gotta tell you, it has its advantages.

01:15:44Playing with the neighborhood kids is always fun.

01:15:47Inhaling a cab is no sweat.

01:15:52The thing I like best about being so big is I always have room for my favorite meal.

01:15:57Chef Borelli, overstuffed Italian sausage ravioli.

01:16:03It's the only meal large enough to satisfy my oversized hunger.

01:16:09And now, The WWF Rewind.

01:16:11Brought to you by the Lorillard Tobacco Company's Youth Smoking Prevention Program.

01:16:17What's this?

01:16:18Wait a minute!

01:16:19Ah!

01:16:20The Undertaker!

01:16:21The Undertaker making a feline for Mr. McMahon!

01:16:24He's trying to wreck this over!

01:16:25King The Undertaker hell-bent on getting his hands on the McMahon's healthy faction!

01:16:33Why do you wanna cost us the belts?

01:16:35Come on!

01:16:36Do you realize?

01:16:37Wait a minute!

01:16:38Come on!

01:16:39Come on!

01:16:40Wait a minute!

01:16:41I don't think so!

01:16:42I've got your seat!

01:16:43Come on!

01:16:44Open it in there!

01:16:45Come on!

01:16:46Get in!

01:16:47Come on!

01:16:48He just performed!

01:16:49What are you guys doing?

01:16:50I got you and you're about to find out!

01:16:52Grab a chair, Christian!

01:16:53Grab a chair, hit it!

01:16:54You like cheap shots, huh?

01:16:55Come on!

01:16:56No, look out!

01:16:57Come on!

01:16:58How's that feeling?

01:16:59You like cheap shots?

01:17:00Somebody go help Little Joe!

01:17:04What are they doing?

01:17:05Come on!

01:17:06Come on!

01:17:07Come on!

01:17:08Come on!

01:17:09Come on!

01:17:10Come on!

01:17:11Come on!

01:17:12Come on!

01:17:13Come on!

01:17:14Come on!

01:17:15Come on!

01:17:16You've done it now!

01:17:17You've done it now!

01:17:18You've done it now!

01:17:20You've done it!

01:17:21I've been a witness to it!

01:17:22I've been a while!

01:17:23You've done it now!

01:17:24This could be an active here tonight on Raw!

01:17:27The match was made by the McMahon Hells Who Machine, specifically by Mr. McMahon

01:17:33The match was made by the Undertaker in the Raw!

01:17:40There he is now!

01:17:41When he was out of the regime, he was thinking of politics to make The Undertaker

01:17:47even more miserable!

01:17:52The following contest is scheduled for one thought,

01:17:59The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

01:18:03Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 328 pounds, The Undertaker.

01:18:10There's no classic friendship whatsoever between The Undertaker and

01:18:14The Rock, the comedy nominator.

01:18:16They both despise the McMahon-held regime.

01:18:20And perhaps more importantly, both The Undertaker and The Rock for

01:18:24the WWI.

01:18:26Right.

01:18:27They both hate the McMahon, but they would both love to be the WWF champion.

01:18:32The regime has not had too many successes since Judgment Day.

01:18:37In part, thanks to The Undertaker.

01:18:39And in part, thanks to The Rock.

01:18:44From Miami, Florida,

01:18:46and in at 275,000, The Rock.

01:18:51It was bound to happen sooner than later,

01:18:54when The Rock and The Undertaker would fight to see who would be the number one contender for the WWF.

01:19:01And it's happened sooner than later.

01:19:04It's happening right now.

01:19:06Thanks to the brilliant Mr. McMahon.

01:19:10The Rock is smelling what the fans are cooking here.

01:19:15At the General Motors place, over 17,000 strong.

01:19:20And by the way, the Undertaker Waitings Stewart.

01:19:29But how patiently is the beta.

01:19:33Mr. McMahon's gonna enjoy this.

01:19:35And what a main event.

01:19:39And we're live here on Raw, The Undertaker and The Rock, ready to.

01:19:44No chance.

01:19:49Success lunch, young guys.

01:19:50I told you he was up to something, JR.

01:19:53I don't like that walk.

01:19:55That's a swagger.

01:19:56That's not a walk.

01:19:57He thinks he's John Dales Wayne.

01:19:59Well, he was attacked earlier.

01:20:01Not one of these.

01:20:02You don't know that.

01:20:03You don't know that.

01:20:04Who do you think?

01:20:05All right.

01:20:07Before you two beat the hell out of each other, which, quite frankly,

01:20:11I'm going to enjoy.

01:20:12Don't get upset, Mr. McMahon, calm.

01:20:20Stay calm.

01:20:21Don't get upset, Mr. McMahon.

01:20:26Before you two beat the hell out of each other, I wanna know one thing.

01:20:31Which one of you was the gutless one that attacked Road Dogg,

01:20:37Patterson and me from behind, and ran like a thief.

01:20:40Which one of you is gutless?

01:20:43It was you, wasn't it, Rock?

01:20:45It was you.

01:20:47See, I think it was The Rock.

01:20:48Wait a minute.

01:20:51He said it was The Undertaker.

01:20:53Then it was you, Undertaker.

01:20:56You weren't man enough to come one-on-one.

01:21:00You had to attack from behind, huh?

01:21:02Please.

01:21:03In the dark?

01:21:06What?

01:21:06Everybody said it wasn't me.

01:21:08Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it.

01:21:14So wait a minute, Rock denies it, and you deny it.

01:21:21So one lies, and the other one swears to it.

01:21:25Okay, just for that, I'm gonna fix both of your asses.

01:21:30Now then, since you won't fess up, you don't have the guts to fess up.

01:21:35Now then, this match will be a Lumberjack match.

01:21:41Lumberjack?

01:21:42Boy, come on, what?

01:21:45They should have fessed up.

01:21:48Lumberjack, and I guess, for the looks of things, Lumberjills.

01:21:53What do you mean?

01:21:53Well, this is gonna be fair.

01:21:56Objective Lumberjack, that's what we like here in the WWF, objectivity.

01:22:02Well, you gotta have somebody that doesn't mind getting their hands dirty.

01:22:05Doesn't mind throwing these guys to Rock and The Undertaker back in the ring if they get out.

01:22:10DX and Corey, of course, led by the game and his wife Stephanie.

01:22:16It looks like T and A, with that little witch Chris.

01:22:20Hey, there's Bossman and Bull.

01:22:23And of course, Shane, Vince, the hardcore champion.

01:22:27Shane, the giant killer?

01:22:29Gerald Briscoe, and that massive corporate butt kisser Patterson.

01:22:36Is he okay?

01:22:37Looking for Patterson, got that coffee spill, hot coffee spill all over him.

01:22:40Maybe he needs mouth to mouth, you can go help him.

01:22:42I can't believe this.

01:22:46We've got a ring surrounded by like vultures.

01:22:49Yeah, look who's right over here by me.

01:22:52Stephanie and Tori and Trish, they know I'll protect them.

01:22:55Yeah, right.

01:22:56If anything bad happens, you may have to handle this on your own, I'll jump up here.

01:23:00Vince is imploring that The Rock and The Undertaker start hammering each other.

01:23:06Let's get it on, you two.

01:23:08Let's pretend why, that's this call for the bell, and here we go.

01:23:12It's like vultures surrounding the ring.

01:23:14Regime Hintzman, McMahon Helms and Regime members.

01:23:20The Rock and The Undertaker can't win, they're doomed here.

01:23:26What's the matter, one scared the other glad of it?

01:23:29I don't think so.

01:23:30Jump on each other.

01:23:32Here we go.

01:23:34The Undertaker, The Undertaker, The Rock and The Undertaker.

01:23:39What the heck?

01:23:40The Rock and The Undertaker.

01:23:41What the heck?

01:23:42The Rock and The Undertaker.

01:23:43It's not almighty.

01:23:44Isn't that right?

01:23:45The Rock is in the ring.

01:23:47And The Undertaker, but The Boss Man, The Rock now is the champion.

01:23:52No, no, no, wait.

01:23:54The Rock, the low blow of the game.

01:23:57And The Undertaker, Mellon Patterson.

01:24:01What kind of, isn't that what fits all?

01:24:06My God, The Undertaker, The Boss Man goes for the ride.

01:24:10Yes, Shane do something.

01:24:13The regime, but they have a grand plan.

01:24:16And maybe they still do, but it don't look good.

01:24:20This is not, this is not what Vince had to watch.

01:24:26The Rock and The Undertaker, The Undertaker, The Undertaker,

01:24:30they took feathers into their own hands.

01:24:32Vince, what is happening?

01:24:34Uh-oh.

01:24:35Low glow, Triple H with a low glow on The Rock,

01:24:37before it can rock pop the road doll.

01:24:39Here we go.

01:24:40Watch The Undertaker.

01:24:42Undertaker.

01:24:43He's gonna test the ride, but here comes the next part.

01:24:48The odds of The Undertaker, The Rock now, being overwhelmed.

01:24:52I think this is what Vince had in mind.

01:24:55This is exactly, look at Vince.

01:24:57Vince.

01:24:58But the McMahon held the regime, not in mind.

01:24:59Vince is gonna tuck matters into his own hands.

01:25:01To dismantle, and to dismember, The Rock and The Undertaker.

01:25:06Lumberjack matched my ass.

01:25:08Look at Vince, he's directed traffic in there.

01:25:10And again, The WWE Champion,

01:25:12pampering The Rock with right hands.

01:25:15The Undertaker has been stomped down into the corner.

01:25:18Get it, Vince.

01:25:19Vince had a plan.

01:25:20It's working to perfection.

01:25:21And it's too many, the odds are too much here.

01:25:25Wow, you hear that?

01:25:27What a shot.

01:25:28Lumberjack with a huge right hand.

01:25:30Boom, man with The Rock again.

01:25:32Patterson wanna get him some.

01:25:34No doubt about it.

01:25:35And down goes The Rock, on the cheek shot by Mr. McMahon.

01:25:40Well, you don't think it was a cheap shot in the dark from behind?

01:25:45This is an organized assault.

01:25:47That's all this is.

01:25:48Legal being here.

01:25:50Time to pay the Piper, that's what this is.

01:25:53The regime has had three days since Judgment Day, until tonight.

01:25:59Every time, The Rock just got close to the .

01:26:06Right between his arms, and so does The Undertaker.

01:26:09What the hell is that?

01:26:14What the hell is that?

01:26:15That's Kane.

01:26:16What?

01:26:17It's the Big Red Machine.

01:26:18What is he doing here?

01:26:19My God.

01:26:20Kane is back.

01:26:22Look at Hulk.

01:26:24The Big Red Machine.

01:26:26My God.

01:26:27The Big Red Machine has exploded here.

01:26:52You got it, Hulk?

01:26:54One-handed touch slam on this top.

01:26:57Yeah.

01:26:59Again, the champion, the champion, the champion, going for a ride.

01:27:07Man.

01:27:09Kane's got the WWF title belt.

01:27:14The Big Red Machine has just picked up the business.

01:27:20I cannot believe this.

01:27:24The Rock and The Undertaker want the WWE title.

01:27:29But so does The Big Red Machine.

01:27:32Apparently, another bad night for the McMahon.

01:27:37The champion helps the regime.

01:27:40And the new player, Kane, has just got into the WWE title game.

01:27:45My God.

01:27:47The Rock, The Undertaker, looking at Kane.

01:27:51The regime has been foiled once again.

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