- 5 weeks ago
Summer Situationship
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00:00:00You got me crazy!
00:00:06I got you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:08You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:10If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:12you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:14or you hate their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:22Pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:24was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:26and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:29I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:32Play along as my girlfriend
00:00:33and until the end of the summer,
00:00:35this money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:00:39is mine.
00:00:40No boners, no feelings.
00:00:43I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:45Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us,
00:00:48I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:50No one touches you with me.
00:00:51Get off of her!
00:00:53Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:02I'm going to make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me!
00:01:07Get off of her!
00:01:08Jules, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:11Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:13And tell me that you love me.
00:01:14You drive me crazy!
00:01:24I drive you crazy!
00:01:25That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:28If someone makes you crazy,
00:01:30you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:01:32or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah,
00:01:35it's both.
00:01:42Jules!
00:01:42Please go to the toilets.
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:01:55was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:01:57and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:05I may be a maid,
00:02:13but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl
00:02:17who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:02:20That's not true,
00:02:21and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius
00:02:24has seen your titties.
00:02:25I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:36I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:39Right, Emmett?
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:42Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:02:53at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:59Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:08Noah?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:15Jules came in here to work,
00:03:17and she started being really disrespectful,
00:03:19and she grabbed me,
00:03:21and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:03:22she just fell.
00:03:24Destiny?
00:03:25Hmm?
00:03:26Is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:29Shut the fuck up,
00:03:30or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:03:32from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:35Why do you even care?
00:03:36She released a video of you two having sex,
00:03:39and I had to jump in
00:03:40and save your reputation
00:03:43before things got out of hand.
00:03:47Mia?
00:03:48Hmm?
00:03:49Give me your phone.
00:03:50What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:52It's right here.
00:03:53I got you.
00:03:55I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:03If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:04:06they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07No.
00:04:08Open.
00:04:09Hey.
00:04:17I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:19You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:26Whoa!
00:04:31Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:36Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:37All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:39Dude, we can't.
00:04:40Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:43Why would we do that
00:04:43when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:48Show's over.
00:04:49Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:04:50then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:51Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56Emmett!
00:05:00I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:05:02but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:05You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules?
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:10Come on!
00:05:10Oh, shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:22You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:27All right, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:05:32but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:05:41of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:44What, are you a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you,
00:05:50you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:52and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house
00:05:56with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:05:59and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:00What are you trying to do?
00:06:04You trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:06You trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets
00:06:10and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:18Why would I want you back
00:06:23after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:06:27and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what?
00:06:29I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:30So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:34You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:37In your dreams.
00:06:44Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:46We've been over this a million times.
00:06:48I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did,
00:06:51you cost me my job opportunities
00:06:53and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:58Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:07:01and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:03And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:07You two are hooking up?
00:07:12We're not hooking up.
00:07:14Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:19We're not hooking up.
00:07:22Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:25Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:33Right when you told everyone
00:07:34to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:37Let the girls talk.
00:07:46After everyone saw your tits online,
00:07:49I knew I couldn't be friends
00:07:50with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:57Oh!
00:07:59Did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again
00:08:04if you didn't feel it.
00:08:05Oh!
00:08:06Everything you've ever had
00:08:09or wanted
00:08:11is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:19Oh!
00:08:22Ow!
00:08:24Noah!
00:08:25Did you see that?
00:08:26She shoved me!
00:08:27Oh my god.
00:08:27Oh my god.
00:08:28Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:35Thanks, Noah.
00:08:35Thanks, Noah.
00:08:40Fire her.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:51Fire her.
00:08:55Do you really think firing her
00:08:57would be the best option?
00:08:58I think it would be more of a punishment
00:09:00if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:02Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:06And this is my rental too.
00:09:08So, what I say goes.
00:09:12Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:23So you should probably go.
00:09:26I found something for you
00:09:28when I was cleaning.
00:09:33Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:36Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things
00:09:44have probably been really tough
00:09:46since your dad died last summer.
00:09:52I want you to take this.
00:09:54Okay?
00:09:55It's what you would have made
00:09:55if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:58I don't want your pity check.
00:10:01My god.
00:10:02I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way
00:10:06to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:19What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:24No.
00:10:25No.
00:10:25That was the only thing
00:10:27keeping us afloat.
00:10:28Jules, when your father died
00:10:29he left us in $100,000 in debt.
00:10:32I know.
00:10:33But I was working for Mia
00:10:34and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital
00:10:39that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that
00:10:42if you worked at their summer house
00:10:43he would forgive our debt.
00:10:46Jules,
00:10:46if you don't get this job back
00:10:48we will lose everything.
00:10:50Everything.
00:10:51Everything.
00:10:51I'm so glad you took out the trash
00:10:58my little knowy.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:04You're really proving yourself
00:11:05to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm gonna call daddy
00:11:08and have him send you some money
00:11:09so you can go out
00:11:10and buy me a ring.
00:11:11Mia?
00:11:13Slow down, okay?
00:11:14We've only been dating
00:11:15for two months.
00:11:15What, you still have feelings
00:11:20for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw
00:11:23in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything
00:11:26mean about Jules.
00:11:27Why not?
00:11:28That grubby little maid
00:11:29ruined your life
00:11:30with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid
00:11:33than a frigid bitch.
00:11:34What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:40Are you genuinely stupid
00:11:42or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down.
00:11:48Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:53I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened
00:12:00between us,
00:12:01I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:04What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:12I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier
00:12:18than me.
00:12:20Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:26I'll work harder
00:12:27than I ever have before.
00:12:29And I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:33Okay.
00:12:33Enough with this little
00:12:35seduction act of yours.
00:12:37And keep your grubby hands
00:12:39off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia?
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:46Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone
00:12:49by the time I'm back.
00:12:50Okay.
00:12:50She really has you
00:12:56by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me.
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:09You won't let me work here
00:13:11because it'd be too tempting
00:13:12to bang you.
00:13:13You're right.
00:13:18Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:32You're fired.
00:13:33You can be a real dick sometimes,
00:13:41you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know.
00:13:42It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:45Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:48You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:53I can do whatever I want.
00:13:54Please tell me
00:14:05this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:08Does it look like
00:14:09she's drinking, huh?
00:14:16Noah,
00:14:17you come over here.
00:14:19Now.
00:14:24Mia, why is Emmett's cock
00:14:25in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you
00:14:28been fucking my roommate?
00:14:30Don't be prude.
00:14:31It's just a handjob.
00:14:32You sure know
00:14:33how to make Noah happy,
00:14:35don't you, Mia?
00:14:37Don't be jealous
00:14:37because I know
00:14:38how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Call him, I'll leave
00:14:42and we'll talk about
00:14:42you keeping your job.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:06Guys!
00:15:08What the hell?
00:15:10What the fuck are you?
00:15:15You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:22Oh, Jules,
00:15:23you're so hot!
00:15:25Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:28You want your job back?
00:15:29You've got to earn it.
00:15:31Oh, Jules,
00:15:32your body is so sexy!
00:15:38Okay, fine.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:44You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:50Yeah, baby.
00:15:51Give it to me.
00:15:52You better give me
00:15:55my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person
00:15:57you can trust
00:15:58in this house
00:15:59for the snakes.
00:16:01Noah!
00:16:02Come out right now!
00:16:04Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming
00:16:10for the third time!
00:16:12Oh, come on, baby!
00:16:14Show me what you got.
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Now, now, now!
00:16:22Are you seriously
00:16:38fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:40Oh, yeah.
00:16:40Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:41Thanks for warming him up for me
00:16:44the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:48You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think that you can
00:16:56just climb your way
00:16:57back up the social ladder
00:16:58that easy,
00:17:00you're wrong.
00:17:02I'm gonna make your life
00:17:04hell.
00:17:04Your time to get back
00:17:12at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:14You know what?
00:17:14I should thank you
00:17:15because now that Mia's
00:17:16off my hands,
00:17:16I can just be with Jules.
00:17:18Oh, you're gonna blow it
00:17:18just like you did last time.
00:17:21Oh, wait.
00:17:22I guess she really blew it
00:17:23when she leaked the sex tape,
00:17:24didn't she?
00:17:26You know what?
00:17:26Let's make a bet.
00:17:28Yeah, me and you.
00:17:28Let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates
00:17:30for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:33What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules
00:17:36till the end of the summer,
00:17:38you back off the internship.
00:17:40Now, if Jules breaks up with me,
00:17:41I'll back off.
00:17:42Internship will be yours.
00:17:45Yeah, she's really gonna
00:17:46stay with you
00:17:46with all five and a half inches
00:17:48of Emmett Coburn
00:17:48in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:18:02Emmett, get out.
00:18:04Did I get my job back?
00:18:11Actually, you've been promoted
00:18:12to be my new girlfriend.
00:18:21You're nuts.
00:18:22I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy,
00:18:24and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:26Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl
00:18:32that didn't want my money.
00:18:34Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:40Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me,
00:18:42and at the end of the summer,
00:18:44this money will be yours.
00:18:45Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you
00:19:00on the last day
00:19:01at the summer house.
00:19:03But until then,
00:19:05this money's mine.
00:19:06This check is enough
00:19:09to save my mom,
00:19:10my house,
00:19:11and my dignity.
00:19:13I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:22Let's shake on it.
00:19:38Alright.
00:19:40Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:51Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know,
00:19:55I can handle my own boners.
00:19:58You got any other rules,
00:19:59my Madam President?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things
00:20:07to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you with me.
00:20:31You don't own me.
00:20:33Jules,
00:20:33I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this,
00:20:36I don't want you
00:20:37hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:38So you really want to be the last person
00:20:42I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:48Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:49Let the show begin.
00:20:53Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59Not having dinner with her,
00:21:01there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:02You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else
00:21:06was on my side
00:21:07and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little
00:21:11sex tape partner over here.
00:21:12At least I
00:21:15didn't show your dick
00:21:16to the entire world
00:21:17like this skank.
00:21:19Mia,
00:21:20do not talk to me
00:21:23or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:32I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:39Come on.
00:21:41Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:44Dinner
00:21:47is serving.
00:21:53Let fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Yeah?
00:22:14Look at Jules Squibb.
00:22:23Oh, she can release a sex tape
00:22:26but can't take a body shot.
00:22:33Noah,
00:22:34are you thirsty?
00:22:41Jules,
00:22:42take your shirt off.
00:22:44I'm in mode again.
00:23:00I'm in beast mode.
00:23:01I'm on go.
00:23:02Back to troll again.
00:23:03Where I been?
00:23:04That shit never know.
00:23:05Trophy's rolling in.
00:23:06Look, it's gold.
00:23:07Losers gotta go.
00:23:08I'm on 10 again.
00:23:09I can't stop.
00:23:10No, I cannot go.
00:23:12Oops.
00:23:12Jules.
00:23:14Spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules.
00:23:18I'm still thirsty.
00:23:29Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:32I have to go.
00:23:32I have to go.
00:23:32If you're still thirsty,
00:23:43Noah,
00:23:43you can take a sip of it for me.
00:23:48Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:54Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:01It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:07You can be a real asshole sometimes,
00:24:09you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know.
00:24:12Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:24:14You're shivering.
00:24:15Come here.
00:24:30Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:32I'll take the couch.
00:24:33What are you doing here?
00:24:56And where is Noah?
00:24:57Are you all sore
00:25:04from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:09Whatever.
00:25:10I just came by to tell you
00:25:11how happy I am
00:25:12you've stolen back from Mia.
00:25:14Mia's your best friend.
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:19People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you
00:25:24since the first time
00:25:25you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:30And it looks like
00:25:31you two have got a little
00:25:32catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:34Oh.
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:44Like what you see?
00:25:50I do, actually.
00:25:56What are you doing?
00:26:14Taking a shower.
00:26:18Remember,
00:26:18no go and rinse.
00:26:20You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:32I got some friends coming over.
00:26:34Maybe it's cool.
00:26:34What's with this guy?
00:26:49One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people,
00:26:52he's putting on a show.
00:26:53Don't look now,
00:27:00but
00:27:00Mia looks like she's ready
00:27:02to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's give her something
00:27:10to stare at.
00:27:11I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her
00:27:29when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:34You should definitely let her know
00:27:36that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:46Everyone,
00:27:47I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:51Everyone must decide right now
00:27:53whether Jules stays
00:27:55or I do.
00:27:57Mia, would you relax?
00:27:59We're not taking a vote.
00:28:00We're not on Survivor.
00:28:01All right?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:05A show for old people.
00:28:05Ew!
00:28:07It's so boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding!
00:28:11Guys, guys,
00:28:12I'm just kidding.
00:28:14What game is she trying to play?
00:28:18Whatever it is,
00:28:19I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:26Wow!
00:28:27Not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:30That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:32Oh, honey.
00:28:33You don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:35It's time to find out
00:28:41what Jules really said
00:28:42about all of you behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about it.
00:28:49Save it.
00:28:50Proof's great here.
00:28:53And Noah,
00:28:54I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know
00:28:58what Jules said about you?
00:28:59I bet you're dying
00:29:03to find out
00:29:04what your little girlfriend
00:29:05said about you
00:29:06behind your back.
00:29:07I think
00:29:08everyone
00:29:09should find out
00:29:11what Jules really said
00:29:12about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett.
00:29:15This one's about you.
00:29:17Emmett is so dumb
00:29:18because he thinks
00:29:19that vegans
00:29:20can't eat pussy.
00:29:20They can?
00:29:23I never said that.
00:29:25Mia did.
00:29:26She's framing me
00:29:27with the text
00:29:28that she sent.
00:29:29Oh,
00:29:30and this one says
00:29:31that Destiny's boob job
00:29:32doesn't even look like
00:29:33it made a difference.
00:29:34Hey!
00:29:35I made good money
00:29:36for these.
00:29:38Mia,
00:29:38would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules will never say
00:29:40any of those things,
00:29:41all right?
00:29:42Really?
00:29:43Because this one's
00:29:44about you,
00:29:45Noe.
00:29:45She sent this to me
00:29:46after the first time
00:29:47you two lovebirds
00:29:48hooked up.
00:29:49Noah is arrogant,
00:29:50cocky,
00:29:52and needs to be
00:29:52the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett
00:29:55are perfect
00:29:55as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:02Mitch!
00:30:16Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:18You are so hot.
00:30:32Say that again
00:30:33with your shirt off.
00:30:33Yeah.
00:30:34Yeah.
00:30:34Yeah.
00:30:39Oh.
00:30:41Oh.
00:30:46Oh.
00:30:47Oh.
00:30:47Oh.
00:30:47Oh.
00:30:47Oh.
00:30:47Oh.
00:30:47Oh.
00:30:48Oh.
00:30:56Yo!
00:30:59Emmett,
00:31:00you and Jules
00:31:01are officially over.
00:31:02No, no,
00:31:03no way, dude.
00:31:04Like,
00:31:04I'm just gonna
00:31:05distract myself,
00:31:07screw around a little bit,
00:31:08she'll come calling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:13You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:18You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:20Dude,
00:31:21look,
00:31:22you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:23I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear
00:31:26you hooked up!
00:31:30Fuck!
00:31:31Yeah,
00:31:31you're fucked.
00:31:33Emmett,
00:31:33stop!
00:31:34Fuck you, Jules!
00:31:35Stop!
00:31:35Did you post this?
00:31:51Jules,
00:31:51did you post this?
00:31:52I don't know-
00:31:58I don't know-
00:31:58Jules,
00:31:59why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What,
00:32:02are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:02How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules,
00:32:09I'd rather get hit by a bus
00:32:10than let everybody at this party know
00:32:12that we just had sex.
00:32:14You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you.
00:32:17You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:20Whoa,
00:32:20you don't mean that.
00:32:22Lose my number.
00:32:24I never want to see you again.
00:32:26Fine.
00:32:27Feelings mutual.
00:32:32Great.
00:32:32You just blew it
00:32:33with a girl you've had feelings for
00:32:35since freshman year.
00:32:39Mia,
00:32:39thank God you're here.
00:32:42Listen,
00:32:42Jules,
00:32:43none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:47You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out
00:32:49and don't come back.
00:32:57Ah!
00:33:02Help!
00:33:02Help!
00:33:04Help!
00:33:04Help!
00:33:17You...
00:33:18saved me?
00:33:20That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:36And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:42Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:46Go on, Jules. Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:49Jules, tell him to leave.
00:33:51We have to talk.
00:33:56Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:34:05One step closer to making her mind.
00:34:14Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:16I can explain everything.
00:34:18Good, explain.
00:34:19Now.
00:34:20You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:33I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:42You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:55You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:59That way everyone can see it.
00:35:00But for right now, it's party time.
00:35:06Oh!
00:35:13OMG.
00:35:14I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:16I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:23You don't know him like I do.
00:35:24You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:28Ew.
00:35:29Spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:33Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:41But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:44More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:52Except for the one about you.
00:35:54I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:56That's true.
00:36:01Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:07Is that true?
00:36:18It's true.
00:36:19I liked you.
00:36:22Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:25I mean, really.
00:36:27Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:30So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:32Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:37I guess you can't.
00:36:41There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:50I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:52But when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:56I really did.
00:36:57I'll give those to you until the end of today.
00:37:04To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:12I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:18Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:19Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:30When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:37:32She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:02My turn.
00:38:12No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:22Keep the circle moving.
00:38:41If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:47Get off.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little pack?
00:38:58Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:10Hey, Jules!
00:39:12Jules!
00:39:12You're a pig!
00:39:13Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:15He's lying.
00:39:16I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:18But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:20You have feelings for me?
00:39:29I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:31But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:33You have feelings for me?
00:39:35Yes, Jules.
00:39:35I have feelings for you.
00:39:37You do?
00:39:37Yeah, I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:44You're a dick!
00:39:44Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:45Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:53I broke your trust.
00:39:54And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:39:56What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:40:06And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:11Do you want to get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings.
00:40:17Yeah, you're right.
00:40:20So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:22Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:25Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:36Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:39Ew.
00:40:40Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:42Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:44I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:46Mm-hmm.
00:40:48Parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:51And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:55that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:57Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:00Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:03Yes.
00:41:04Yes.
00:41:04That's a great idea.
00:41:05Maybe you should go do that right now.
00:41:06Yes!
00:41:13It's not that easy.
00:41:15Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:18Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:24I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:41:29Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:32She was about to answer a very important question.
00:41:35I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:37but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:39and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:41or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:45We can talk later.
00:41:46I promise.
00:41:47The girls go shopping.
00:42:00Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:04Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize
00:42:06how much she wants me.
00:42:07I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:42:09once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:12Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship
00:42:15in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for Sigmas, like me.
00:42:20The internship is mine.
00:42:22Believe me, Mia and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer
00:42:26and I have to pay up.
00:42:36If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:39Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:43Oh my God, it's gorgeous!
00:42:46I'm going to go try this on!
00:42:54You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:57Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:43:00No, you didn't!
00:43:01That's impossible!
00:43:02It doesn't fit!
00:43:03Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:43:05What are you doing?
00:43:06Wait, I'm shopping?
00:43:09Do you not remember me?
00:43:11I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:13Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:15She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:18But what Mia says goes.
00:43:20So your money's no good here.
00:43:22You know what?
00:43:23You're right.
00:43:24I have better things to do
00:43:27than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:29That's it.
00:43:30You're out.
00:43:31Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:43:34Excuse me.
00:43:34I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:43:36Trash?
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:38That's my girlfriend.
00:43:39Oh.
00:43:45Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:52Has no spending limit.
00:43:53My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:55And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:44:00No way.
00:44:00This is mine.
00:44:01Oh.
00:44:01Are you going to purchase it?
00:44:02No.
00:44:03Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:06Great.
00:44:06Let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:21What do you think?
00:44:25Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:33Of course.
00:44:40You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:46It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:48Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:45:07Thank you, Noah.
00:45:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:12Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:21Put the dress on my card.
00:45:25Excuse me.
00:45:27I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:32I bet she stole it.
00:45:34I would never.
00:45:35Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:40Whatever, Mia.
00:45:55See?
00:45:56Told ya.
00:45:56I don't know how that got there.
00:46:06Well, she stole it.
00:46:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:13Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:19No, it's not.
00:46:20Yes, it is.
00:46:21I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:26But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:30It's a waste of money.
00:46:32Neither of us want me to win.
00:46:34It's worth it.
00:46:35Trust me.
00:46:36I think you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:41Please and thank you.
00:46:41Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:47:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for
00:47:05me.
00:47:06Watch your mouth.
00:47:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:15Okay, dude.
00:47:16Jules was mine first.
00:47:17I dumped her, okay?
00:47:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:22Jules broke up with you, so she could be with me.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:27Alright.
00:47:29Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:32I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:33By the end of tonight, you hand over to Lehman International.
00:47:36And never come back to the summer house.
00:47:38Hmm?
00:47:38Fine.
00:47:39And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of
00:47:42the summer, okay?
00:47:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:46Deal.
00:47:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:03Eat shit.
00:48:05Hey.
00:48:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while I'll last, Noah.
00:48:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:48:25Hey.
00:48:26Hey.
00:48:26Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:33Uh, I don't know.
00:48:34Jules.
00:48:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:38About what?
00:48:40The music in here?
00:48:41Because I think it sucks.
00:48:43Jules.
00:48:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:47For real.
00:48:48No contracts and no money.
00:48:50I mean it.
00:48:50I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:57Like I care.
00:48:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:00I'm sorry.
00:49:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:05Have fun.
00:49:07Here.
00:49:08Put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:12You're crazy.
00:49:19Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:26You're on.
00:49:33Follow me.
00:49:39Let the show begin.
00:49:42You think you're hot shit?
00:49:53Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:56Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:50:00Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:06The rules are simple.
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:14And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:50:17Woo!
00:50:17Woo!
00:50:33Come on!
00:50:36Yeah!
00:50:36Come on!
00:50:38Come back!
00:50:39Come on!
00:50:42Come back!
00:50:44Come back!
00:50:44I'm dad girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:50:48Take it to diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:50:52Now while you're waiting on me, this is to play
00:50:55ores спасибо my truecracks
00:50:57I'm dad girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:51:01Take it to diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:51:04Now while you're waiting on me, this is to play
00:51:08Same in my pride before you come back
00:51:11Now, I got the least of credit since I was
00:51:14Top that.
00:51:33Top that.
00:51:44You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:13Show them all.
00:52:43Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Ladykiller special now.
00:52:52Yeah?
00:52:53I got you.
00:52:57Here's a tip.
00:52:58And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:04And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:10Mia!
00:53:13As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:21I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public property.
00:53:30Jules, wait!
00:53:36You look upset.
00:53:39What are you, my therapist?
00:53:41Fuck off!
00:53:42No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:47Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:56What is that?
00:53:57We got time.
00:53:59Come on, Jules.
00:54:00You want to have some fun?
00:54:01No, thanks.
00:54:06Oh, bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu.
00:54:08Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:16Better play along.
00:54:27Bottoms up?
00:54:27Cheers.
00:54:30Cheers.
00:54:31All right.
00:54:34Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:54:35Come on.
00:54:36I'm going to go change.
00:54:41Destin.
00:54:42Have you seen Jules?
00:54:44I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:46Emmett was with her.
00:54:49That little shit.
00:54:50Don't move.
00:55:04What do you think you're doing?
00:55:06Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:08Both know you want this.
00:55:11Be gentle.
00:55:12Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:14Back off.
00:55:16Just relax, baby.
00:55:18Let that e-kick in.
00:55:19You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:22Oh.
00:55:23I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:55:25Let go of me.
00:55:26This is just going to take a minute.
00:55:30Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:35Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:37Jules?
00:55:39Jules, are you in there?
00:55:40Noah, help me!
00:55:42Noah, help me!
00:55:49Emmett!
00:55:50Get off of her!
00:55:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:59Emmett!
00:56:00She doesn't want you!
00:56:01What are you doing?
00:56:03She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:05Even if she won't say so.
00:56:06Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:19Wait, stop!
00:56:25This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:27You look like shit.
00:56:46Jules just kicked my ass.
00:56:48All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:51Hey!
00:56:53Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:56Mia, stop.
00:57:03This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:07Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:09Be so fucking for real.
00:57:11Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:57:13You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:18And you know what?
00:57:20He's coming back to the house with me.
00:57:22Tonight.
00:57:24Mia, sit down.
00:57:25Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:57:31Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:33Let's go.
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:41Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:53Ow.
00:57:54You're hurt.
00:57:55Let me help you.
00:57:56Okay.
00:57:56Let me help you.
00:57:57I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:10I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:25I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:28Really.
00:58:28I didn't take them.
00:58:31You didn't take the pills?
00:58:38You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:40It's twice as fun.
00:58:42And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:44What are you trying to give me?
00:58:58Rocky Road.
00:59:01Ow.
00:59:02Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:59:04This is how you repay me?
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:11I'm not an asshole.
00:59:12No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:59:21but whatever.
00:59:27I got to show you something.
00:59:28I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:54It worked.
00:59:55It worked.
00:59:55It worked.
00:59:58I wanted you all somewhere.
01:00:11Stop waiting.
01:00:12I need you now.
01:00:28What if somebody sees?
01:00:37Everybody's at the club.
01:00:40I'm taking it upstairs.
01:00:41Oh, my God.
01:01:07Oh.
01:01:08Oh.
01:01:08Oh, my God.
01:01:09Hi, this is Alan. It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend. Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it. Okay, bye.
01:01:39Hey, sleepy little. What are you doing up so early? I thought I wore you out last night. I'm ready for another round. Hey, can you knock? Can you put your boner away? Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up. It's worse than a fire!
01:02:05Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:02:17You're fucking with me. What's the big deal? Uh, there's the drugs. And the mess. And you. What about me? She, like, totally thinks you're a slut. But, like, in a bad way. Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:31I need to get out of here. I'll hide Jules. I'll distract Mom.
01:02:35Yo, Jason. I'm gonna go hide Jules. Do not let my mom know that we're here, all right?
01:02:47Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:49Got it.
01:02:58Get your brother.
01:03:01Now.
01:03:01Now.
01:03:05I'll stop.
01:03:08Mommy!
01:03:08Wait!
01:03:09Noah!
01:03:10Uh.
01:03:15My baby boy!
01:03:16Mom!
01:03:17Hi!
01:03:18Hi!
01:03:18Hi!
01:03:18Mwah!
01:03:19Mom!
01:03:20I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:03:23Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose!
01:03:27Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:42I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:45Oh, she just left.
01:03:50I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:54What is that slut doing here?
01:03:57You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:04:02Get out of this house.
01:04:03Mom.
01:04:04Noah, a little help.
01:04:06Mom, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:14Yes, it fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:20Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:25Lisa, my second mommy.
01:04:27We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:31Oh, yes, we do.
01:04:35You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:36I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:38I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:40But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:43Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:45Mommy, please?
01:04:56My head hurts.
01:04:57Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:05:00Yeah.
01:05:01I have some in my purse.
01:05:02Oh, thanks.
01:05:03She's prepared.
01:05:18Water.
01:05:20Water.
01:05:20I need water.
01:05:21I need water.
01:05:22Jules?
01:05:24What did you give my mom?
01:05:27Aspirin.
01:05:27Aspirin?
01:05:28Woo!
01:05:30It's so hot in here.
01:05:33Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:37Oh, no.
01:05:39Woo!
01:05:40Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:42Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:45I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:48Wow!
01:05:48All right, that's enough.
01:05:49I've got to talk to you.
01:05:51Let's go.
01:05:51Woo!
01:05:52Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:57No way.
01:05:58You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't give them.
01:06:00She found them.
01:06:02Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:03Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:05She hates you already.
01:06:06What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:11Where did she go?
01:06:12Oh, no.
01:06:12Oh, no.
01:06:12Oh, no.
01:06:12Oh, no.
01:06:12Oh, no.
01:06:12Oh, no.
01:06:12Oh, no.
01:06:13Oh, no.
01:06:13Oh, no.
01:06:14Oh, no.
01:06:14Oh, no.
01:06:15Oh, no.
01:06:16Oh, no.
01:06:16Oh, no.
01:06:17Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:29No way.
01:06:30It feels so good.
01:06:34Oh, I know.
01:06:37Ow.
01:06:38I'm drowning.
01:06:41Mia, save me.
01:06:42Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:45I'm not going in there.
01:06:47No.
01:06:48Help.
01:06:49Help.
01:07:04No.
01:07:05No.
01:07:05Oh, no.
01:07:05Oh.
01:07:10Are you saving me?
01:07:11Here, I brought you some tea.
01:07:21I was wrong about you.
01:07:24I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:35Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:39I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:41Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:47You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:53I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:57No feelings, remember?
01:08:05I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:09I'll tear it up right now.
01:08:11I mean it.
01:08:14I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:19When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:23If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:29So it was really always just about the money?
01:08:32Really?
01:08:33When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:08:36But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:48Come with me.
01:08:49I want to give you the money.
01:08:54I want to give you the money.
01:08:56Not as your boss.
01:08:58As your boyfriend.
01:09:00Because I want to give you everything.
01:09:02I don't know what to say.
01:09:09Just let me take care of you.
01:09:11And tell me that you love me.
01:09:18I don't think I can say it.
01:09:27Let me take care of you.
01:09:29It's the least you can do.
01:09:32Fine.
01:09:33You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:37And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:40I know you do.
01:09:41Good morning, everyone.
01:09:48Oh, my God.
01:09:48Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:50Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:55I was just leaving.
01:09:57You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:59We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:04After your little sex video was released,
01:10:07at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:12But, after you saved me,
01:10:16all I can say is,
01:10:19welcome to the family.
01:10:23Wait.
01:10:25You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:28That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:32I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:35I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:48Good luck with that.
01:10:50I don't need luck.
01:10:52I have a really big brain.
01:11:00There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:02What is this?
01:11:14Ew.
01:11:16What died in here?
01:11:18My manhood.
01:11:20Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:23Really?
01:11:26I don't like to read.
01:11:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:31They're faking their entire relationship
01:11:33so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:11:36That's cheating.
01:11:38Oh, great.
01:11:39You finally figured it out.
01:11:41Good boy.
01:11:43I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:11:45I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:54I know.
01:11:55I know.
01:11:56But I've got to work on my presentation
01:11:58for the layman internship.
01:12:03What up, lovebirds?
01:12:05Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:12:08You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:09Who are you?
01:12:16I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:26Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:12:29What are you doing here?
01:12:31Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:12:34I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:36The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:42I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:48I have enough friends.
01:12:50Thanks.
01:12:53Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:57I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble
01:13:00and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:02The next intern for Lehman Corp
01:13:06will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:13:10And I get bored easy.
01:13:14Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:13:21Interview starts now.
01:13:22Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:26Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:27Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:41That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:43He's a total clown.
01:13:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:51And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:53But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:54Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:58I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:14:00and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:03I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:14:06and have my own career.
01:14:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:14The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:14:18Jules, I need this internship.
01:14:19And so do you.
01:14:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:23$100,000.
01:14:24You lied to me.
01:14:30No, I didn't lie to you.
01:14:31I just...
01:14:32I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:35I'm sorry.
01:14:39Everybody!
01:14:40Let's get the party started!
01:14:43Woo!
01:14:44It's over!
01:14:47Grab your bag.
01:14:51Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:53I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:15:00There's something special about you.
01:15:03You're so...
01:15:04beautiful.
01:15:06Thanks.
01:15:08But I'm taken.
01:15:09I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:11Noah.
01:15:12Noah.
01:15:13Tell me...
01:15:15Who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:17That'd be me.
01:15:20You're a lucky man.
01:15:22I know.
01:15:26How long is he going to be here?
01:15:28I'll protect you.
01:15:32And look at here.
01:15:33The happy little couple.
01:15:36From full mates to soul mates.
01:15:44Emmett?
01:15:45Noah and I are talking.
01:15:46Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:50Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:53Yeah.
01:15:54He's finally going to win our bet.
01:15:56What bet?
01:15:59What bet?
01:16:01I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer,
01:16:05I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:06But that's not true.
01:16:09Yeah, it is.
01:16:11I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,
01:16:13so I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:15You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:22I don't want to hear it.
01:16:24Yeah.
01:16:25I'd probably break your heart to know
01:16:27that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:29Hmm?
01:16:31I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:34I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:37I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:40Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:46Chicks, dude.
01:16:48I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:16:50I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guests.
01:16:54I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:57Get pathetic.
01:16:59Bitch.
01:17:01Whatever, dude.
01:17:02What were you thinking?
01:17:07That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:11I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:13You're a sexy girl.
01:17:18You could have a lot of fun.
01:17:20I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:22Then make time.
01:17:23There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:26The boys share their toys.
01:17:29And I want to play with you.
01:17:31I don't want to be played with.
01:17:33If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:37The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:41Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:17:44What do I have to do?
01:17:48Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:54In your dreams, perv.
01:18:00Mia.
01:18:02You know where Jules is?
01:18:04You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:07Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:18:09Mia.
01:18:11A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:13Get it through your head.
01:18:15I want to be with Jules.
01:18:17Why do you like her so much?
01:18:19I don't like her.
01:18:22I love her.
01:18:26You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:18:29For falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:31You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:33Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:18:35Found your girlfriend.
01:18:43If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job.
01:18:52Yes.
01:18:53And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:18:55We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:18:59My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:19:02Wait.
01:19:04Now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:06Damn, you were great.
01:19:09Just one kiss.
01:19:11That's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job.
01:19:21Don't play hard to get!
01:19:22Get off of her.
01:19:35Get off of her.
01:19:37Let me have my fun.
01:19:38Then you can take your turn.
01:19:40If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:42You wouldn't dare.
01:19:46You little shit.
01:19:47You'll never work, Felina.
01:19:48Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:19:50Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:52than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:56You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:19:59You want to mess with me?
01:20:00You want to mess with me?
01:20:01Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:20:02and we'll let all the papers know
01:20:03that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:20:04who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:07You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:20:09Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:11Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:18How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:27How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:29It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:31Don't lie to me.
01:20:32I saw you kissing back.
01:20:39I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:41You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:43You were getting money out of the deal,
01:20:45so why does it matter?
01:20:48Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:20:50and you want him right now.
01:20:52Tell him you love him.
01:20:54It matters because it makes it clear
01:20:57that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:06You're fired.
01:21:08Get out of my house.
01:21:13You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:30You never belonged with us.
01:21:32And now, it's your turn to go.
01:21:36I played you and I won.
01:21:39This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:41Oh, honey, this has everything to do with me.
01:21:51I planted the camera in your room.
01:21:54And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:21:58And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:06You thought you were better than me.
01:22:08But I always win.
01:22:12All I fucking do is win.
01:22:20A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:24Mom, I saved the house.
01:22:37It's too late.
01:22:44Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:22:46Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:22:51That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:54You lose everything.
01:22:56Oh, God.
01:22:57Karen, can I help you?
01:23:11What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:14My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:18I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:23:20I have a big tip for you.
01:23:35Seriously?
01:23:38Smile more.
01:23:39This money feels dirty.
01:23:48I never want to see this check again.
01:24:02Miss me?
01:24:07Miss me?
01:24:08Get lost.
01:24:18I deserve that.
01:24:22Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:24:25And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:31Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:33Yeah.
01:24:34This morning, I bought it.
01:24:36You bought my house from under us?
01:24:40Look at the name on the title.
01:24:44Oh, my God.
01:24:45You put it under my name.
01:24:49It's yours, Jules.
01:24:50It's all yours.
01:24:52But...
01:24:53I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:57Another condition?
01:24:59What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:02Sleep with your boss?
01:25:04Drug your mom?
01:25:05No.
01:25:05But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:25:17At 8 p.m.
01:25:19And I want you to wear this.
01:25:20What are you doing here?
01:25:36Noah told me to come.
01:25:38Really?
01:25:39Oh, how pathetic.
01:25:41Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:43He's proposing to you?
01:25:48When did you two get back together?
01:25:50Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:53But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:56And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:26:00I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:26:04Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:07Mia!
01:26:10Jules!
01:26:11I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:26:13Why did you invite me here?
01:26:15To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:18Propose?
01:26:19Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:21Oh, please.
01:26:22Big question.
01:26:25Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:28Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:32Uh, how did you know about that?
01:26:35Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:38And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:26:41You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:26:45Okay.
01:26:47Fine.
01:26:48Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:52But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:26:56What are you going to do?
01:26:57Arrest me?
01:26:58Actually, that's my job.
01:26:59Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:27:03What?
01:27:03You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:05These are not what they're for.
01:27:07Call my dad!
01:27:08Oh, daddy!
01:27:10Bye, Mia.
01:27:13If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:27:18That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:24Everybody!
01:27:24I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:38And here are my secrets.
01:27:39Jules, I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:44I do.
01:27:46And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:53And I cannot tell my lefts from my rights.
01:27:55Noah, what are you doing?
01:27:57You look like a crazy person.
01:27:58And I have one more secret.
01:27:59Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:09And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:11Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:13I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:16I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:38I want everybody to know what you are to me.
01:28:39I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:29:09Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:14I didn't.
01:29:15I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:19Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:30Of course I do.
01:29:32Now, let's party.
01:29:39I can't keep track, huh?
01:29:40I just up the store, they make me mad out of the text, huh?
01:29:43I'm too far going in my bag.
01:29:45I'm too far going in my bag.
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