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He Said the Baby Was Too Expensive
He Said the Baby Was Too Expensive
He Said the Baby Was Too Expensive
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00:00:00I'm Sophie Holland.
00:00:02I'm stuck in an unending hell, fantasizing about a man I can never have.
00:00:07The CEO of the Lancicorp and my dad's best friend.
00:00:11I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college, but...
00:00:15I can never tell him that I want him to shove my face down on his desk
00:00:19and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.
00:00:25Everybody else in, except for Sophie.
00:00:28We have something to talk about. Cool.
00:00:30He always treats Sophie differently.
00:00:44Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss?
00:00:46There's no one here. You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:00:49There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:00:52Listen, kid, it's your last day.
00:00:54Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here, so...
00:00:58You showed up.
00:00:59God, he's so hot.
00:01:01Is that a new cologne he's wearing? He smells so good.
00:01:05This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in.
00:01:07And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus.
00:01:09Yep. There's a 20-year age gap between us.
00:01:12He still treats me like a kid.
00:01:14But this kiddo is now a grown-ass woman.
00:01:17Hey.
00:01:18You keep staring at me and blanking off. You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:01:26Hey, you really need to quit smoking.
00:01:29Also, don't call me a kiddo. I'm 21.
00:01:32You'll always be a kid to me.
00:01:35Just stop smoking.
00:01:37It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:01:42Isn't it silly that I've held onto my virginity all this time, just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:01:49I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better.
00:01:51So we need to step it up.
00:01:53Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:01:55Hey, bestie.
00:01:56How's it going with that smoking hot DILF?
00:01:58Tell me you've already hit that.
00:02:00As if it's that easy.
00:02:01But he's right here with me now.
00:02:03I'm floating.
00:02:05OMG, that is so YouTube.
00:02:16I'm literally screaming.
00:02:21Hey.
00:02:22Come here.
00:02:24Yes, sir.
00:02:28Everybody else's meeting is over.
00:02:33Close the door.
00:02:35I'm sorry that you walked around teasing me off that.
00:02:46That ain't gonna get what you asked for.
00:02:52Take your shirt off.
00:02:53I don't think-
00:02:54Don't think.
00:02:55Do as you told.
00:03:05Don't think it's out.
00:03:06Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:03:07You want them to hear you moan?
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09Oh my god.
00:03:10I guess we're gonna have to gag me home.
00:03:11Don't tell me that you love me.
00:03:12Don't tell me that you love.
00:03:13Don't tell me that you love me.
00:03:14Oh my god.
00:03:16I guess we're gonna have to gag me home.
00:03:18oh my god
00:03:24I guess we're gonna have to gag me, huh?
00:03:27I'm gonna have to gag me
00:03:31Lisa
00:03:44What the hell is she smiling about?
00:03:49I told her this meeting's important
00:03:50Daydreaming again
00:03:52Hey, come here
00:03:55Me?
00:03:56Yeah, project the demo for me
00:03:59Sophie, snap out of it
00:04:00This is work, you need to focus
00:04:02Oh my god
00:04:06I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend
00:04:10I can't stop thinking about him
00:04:12I want his perfect mouth on mine
00:04:16Wait, your dad's best friend?
00:04:22Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:04:25Sophie, that's literally disgusting
00:04:28That's enough
00:04:30Sophie, stay here, everybody else get out
00:04:32Mini's over
00:04:33Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate
00:04:36We should put her in line
00:04:38Get out
00:04:40All of you, let's go
00:04:41Sophie, this is an important meeting
00:04:50I told you to be focused
00:04:51Aren't you even gonna ask me who I'm talking about?
00:04:54My dad's best friend?
00:04:55Who do you think that is?
00:04:56He's not even gonna ask?
00:05:02Does he not care at all?
00:05:04Well, since you already saw it, I might as well tell you how I feel
00:05:06No, Sophie
00:05:07Some things you can't take them back once you say them
00:05:10Jessie, I'm in love with you
00:05:15No, Sophie
00:05:21You're like a daughter to me
00:05:23Don't say that
00:05:24It's not like that
00:05:25I love you how a woman loves a man
00:05:26I've been dreaming about us getting married
00:05:29And having a white picket fence
00:05:31And a dog
00:05:31And children that run around in the backyard
00:05:33That kind of love, don't you understand?
00:05:36No
00:05:36No, you're just young
00:05:38And you're confused
00:05:39And you're gonna outgrow these feelings
00:05:40Outgrow these feelings?
00:05:42I've had a crush on you for forever
00:05:44I can't get rid of these feelings, okay?
00:05:46They're not going anywhere
00:05:47Well, until they do, we shouldn't see each other again
00:05:49You can't just give us one chance
00:05:56Just to try
00:05:58No
00:05:58You're my best friend's daughter
00:05:59I'm not gonna do George like that
00:06:01If he finds out, he will come to this office with a shotgun
00:06:03He will shoot me
00:06:04Jessie
00:06:06You literally sell guns for a living
00:06:08Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun
00:06:11Sophie, I'm serious
00:06:14Wait
00:06:16Does that mean
00:06:18You like me too?
00:06:21It's just because of my dad?
00:06:23No
00:06:23No, it's one of the small reasons
00:06:25It's the bigger reason is that I'm not right for you
00:06:27I'm old
00:06:28I'm divorced
00:06:30You're young
00:06:31You haven't even had a boyfriend yet
00:06:33You need to be with somebody your own age
00:06:35You can't tell me what I want
00:06:37Okay, I know what I want
00:06:38And it's you
00:06:39Well, I don't want you
00:06:42I see
00:06:45I'll stop bothering you then
00:06:49Sophie
00:06:54As a man, I'm deeply drawn to you
00:06:57But as your father's best friend
00:06:59I can never cross that line
00:07:00Damn it
00:07:02Of course you didn't follow me
00:07:09Why would you...
00:07:10You mean it, right?
00:07:14It's running pretty hard
00:07:15No thanks
00:07:17No, stop!
00:07:23Listen, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend
00:07:29Okay, he's gonna know when I don't show up
00:07:32Please, he's a really powerful man
00:07:33You wouldn't want to piss him off
00:07:34We know a bluffer when we hear on Sweet Cheeks
00:07:37Nobody's calling for you
00:07:39Do you want money?
00:07:43I have money
00:07:44We don't want money
00:07:45She's so fucking hot
00:07:48I get to go first
00:07:50What are you doing?
00:07:51Please, please let me go
00:07:52Let me go
00:07:55Shut up
00:07:56Sophie
00:07:57Is that Jesse?
00:07:59Get your fucking hands off her
00:08:10Are you okay?
00:08:17Yo, Grandpa
00:08:18You really shouldn't mind your fucking business, Hulk, man
00:08:28Take another step
00:08:38I'll pull your fucking brains out
00:08:39Get on the ground
00:08:44Get on the fucking ground
00:08:48Don't kill us
00:08:50Please don't kill us
00:08:52This will never happen again
00:08:54We swear
00:08:54I didn't know we have a side to him
00:08:569-1-1, what's your emergency?
00:08:58Hello, I have an attempted rape
00:09:00Two white males, mid-20s
00:09:02The corner at 46 and 3rd
00:09:05Listen, bro, just...
00:09:07Now you guys are going to sit here and wait for the cops
00:09:11And if I see you come around here again
00:09:13I'm going to fucking kill you
00:09:15You all right?
00:09:18Sofie, stop staring at me
00:09:40I wasn't staring, I just...
00:09:42Wait, you're hurt
00:09:45It's nothing
00:09:50I'm going to get you some dry clothes
00:09:53He still came looking for me
00:09:56Does this mean he has feelings for me, too?
00:10:00Here, you can change into this
00:10:01What the hell are you doing?
00:10:14You told me to get changed
00:10:16In the bathroom?
00:10:17I thought you saw me as a kid
00:10:19So what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:10:24See yourself
00:10:25Liar
00:10:37Okay, let me get this wound
00:10:47Hold up for you
00:10:48I sound fine
00:10:51You gotta go get some sleep
00:10:53You know what a spare bedroom is
00:10:54Get some rest
00:10:56I'll drop you off of your house
00:10:57First in the morning
00:10:58If you don't have feelings for me
00:11:03Then why are you running away?
00:11:04I'm not running away, Sofie
00:11:06I'm tired
00:11:07I've had a long day, obviously
00:11:09And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:11:21Why are you hard?
00:11:32Do you have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:11:38Snap out of it, Jessie
00:11:39This is your friend's daughter
00:11:40Yeah, I know what I'm doing
00:11:42You're hard, that means you want me
00:11:44It means I'm a healthy man
00:11:46You're standing here looking like a tease
00:11:48Any man would be
00:11:49But don't get it twisted
00:11:50This isn't love
00:11:52This isn't affection
00:11:54It's biology
00:11:56Fine, if you want to be a scaredy cat
00:12:05And hide your feelings
00:12:06I'll force you out of your cave
00:12:09It's my dad's wedding today
00:12:12I haven't spoken to Jessie since that night
00:12:15You may now kiss the bride
00:12:17Jessie should be here by now
00:12:24Where is he?
00:12:33There he is!
00:12:34Be cool, Sofie
00:12:35Late to your best friend's wedding?
00:12:50I guess your relationship with my dad
00:12:52isn't as close as I thought
00:12:53So, you gotta take it easy on the booze
00:12:59You're barely 21
00:13:00Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?
00:13:14To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here
00:13:18Your father still wants you to wish him well
00:13:20Trust me, I've wished him plenty
00:13:22Doesn't seem to help
00:13:23That's my fifth stepmom
00:13:25She's 30
00:13:27Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around
00:13:30and make him call her mom?
00:13:31Your father loves you
00:13:32Do you know that?
00:13:34I know he does
00:13:35He's my dad
00:13:35But the real question is
00:13:38Do you?
00:13:46Sofie, you're drunk
00:13:47Oh, there you guys are
00:13:51Hey, Dottie
00:13:54Welcome to the family
00:13:58Congratulations, love you
00:13:59Thank you
00:13:59Yeah
00:14:00She's drunk
00:14:06I'm gonna take her down the lake
00:14:08Maybe she sobered up a little bit
00:14:09Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would ya?
00:14:12I'm Lindsay Bassett's thinking
00:14:13it's his easy prey
00:14:14because he's tipsy
00:14:15He's the only one I trust around here
00:14:17Do you just speak to every girl?
00:14:30You're not every girl
00:14:31I'm a best friend's daughter
00:14:32Can you please come up with something new?
00:14:40I'm tipsy, okay?
00:14:42Just let me rest
00:14:43Fine
00:15:02I'll stop bothering you then
00:15:11What's up?
00:15:11What are you doing?
00:15:13Sophie
00:15:14Sophie
00:15:14Sophie
00:15:15Sophie
00:15:27Sophie
00:15:27Wake up
00:15:29Hey
00:15:43so that was my first kiss
00:15:59so that was my first kiss
00:16:04her first kiss?
00:16:06which means Sophie's still a virgin
00:16:08that wasn't a kiss, that was CPR
00:16:11what the fuck are you thinking?
00:16:14you scared the shit out of me, it's not funny
00:16:16if you don't care about me, then why are you so worried?
00:16:21next time I'm going to let you go on
00:16:24I love you
00:16:31this is crazy
00:16:37mergers and acquisitions, guns
00:16:40weapons, things like that
00:16:42nothing can happen between you and Sophie
00:16:47you have to stop thinking about it
00:16:49alright, alright
00:16:51it is late
00:16:52it is my wedding night
00:16:55and we
00:16:57are going back to our tent
00:17:01you all have fun
00:17:04and we will see you tomorrow
00:17:06come on baby
00:17:08ow
00:17:15I'm pretty tired too
00:17:17so
00:17:17tired of my tent
00:17:19I'll see you guys in the morning
00:17:20where you are
00:17:47Mr. Delancey, we're in your office
00:18:14anyone can walk by
00:18:16so what?
00:18:18I'm the CEO
00:18:20let him wash
00:18:21you know, ever since you joined this company
00:18:23it's taken my full willpower
00:18:25and I think it's the other day
00:18:26and you're what Sophie?
00:18:28then kiss me, boss man
00:18:29I'm going to fight
00:18:38I'm going to fight to rap against this window
00:18:39I know what kind of experience you had with these boys
00:18:42but
00:18:43are you about to have a look at them from around there?
00:18:46yes
00:18:47yes, why?
00:18:48yes sir, please fuck me
00:18:50Sophie
00:18:54I heard you calling my name
00:19:04are you touching yourself thinking about me?
00:19:13what? no
00:19:15why are you in my tent?
00:19:18get out
00:19:18you're not going to get out of this one, Jesse
00:19:20you can't call my name
00:19:22let me see that
00:19:23and still pretend you don't have feelings for me?
00:19:31what do you want me to say?
00:19:33you want to tell you
00:19:33yes, yes
00:19:34I find you attractive
00:19:35I'm very attracted to you
00:19:36but
00:19:36any man would be in their right mind
00:19:38you're beautiful
00:19:39you're
00:19:39kind
00:19:40you're sexy
00:19:41you check every box
00:19:42alright
00:19:43is that what you wanted to hear?
00:19:44that doesn't mean that we can be together
00:19:46yes
00:19:47that's exactly what I wanted to hear
00:19:49do you know how happy I am right now?
00:20:08where's your bro?
00:20:17I didn't wear one
00:20:17or babies
00:20:19fuck you
00:20:23Jesse, I want you
00:20:32want me to what?
00:20:35I want you to make love to me
00:20:36keep talking
00:20:38I want you inside of me now
00:20:41I'm finally going to lose my virginity to Jesse
00:20:43this is what I've been waiting for
00:20:46so that was my first place
00:20:51Sophie's still a virgin
00:20:53you're a virgin
00:20:55yeah
00:20:56so it's not a big deal
00:20:57fuck me
00:20:58what the hell am I doing?
00:21:01stop
00:21:02we have to stop
00:21:04we can't do this
00:21:05what? why?
00:21:06I can't be the one that takes your virginity
00:21:08you have to deal with somebody that you love
00:21:11someone your own age
00:21:11that
00:21:12a man like me
00:21:13you are the man I love
00:21:15why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:21:16I've been waiting for you
00:21:17I'm sorry we can't do this
00:21:20this
00:21:21this should have never happened
00:21:22he's such a jerk
00:21:33I was practically naked in front of him
00:21:34and he chickened out because I'm a virgin
00:21:36what if he just
00:21:37can't
00:21:39you know like
00:21:40erectile dysfunction
00:21:41no I felt it
00:21:42it was hard as a rock
00:21:43mom
00:21:44then what the hell is he resisting for?
00:21:47well
00:21:47as your best friend
00:21:48I will help you bang him
00:21:50how?
00:21:51he said it's because you're a virgin
00:21:53right?
00:21:54what if
00:21:55we make him think that you're
00:21:57not?
00:21:58the fastest way to conquer a man
00:22:04exploit the three sins
00:22:05that they always fall for
00:22:07step one
00:22:09last
00:22:10sex is their basic instinct
00:22:12and no guy
00:22:14can resist a smart seduction
00:22:15especially
00:22:16from a beauty like you
00:22:18but I've tried
00:22:23like so many times
00:22:24the lake
00:22:25the tent
00:22:25seduction doesn't seem to work
00:22:26so then step two
00:22:28greed
00:22:29if he's not craving you now
00:22:31we will make sure that he does
00:22:33we'll play that game
00:22:34push
00:22:34pull
00:22:35repeat
00:22:36okay wait wait wait
00:22:37then step three
00:22:41envy
00:22:42let's bring in some competition
00:22:44right?
00:22:45like
00:22:45someone
00:22:46who looks
00:22:47nothing
00:22:48like him
00:22:49will make him
00:22:50feel like
00:22:51threatened
00:22:51and jealous
00:22:52and like I said
00:22:53all we have to do
00:22:54is make him
00:22:55think
00:22:56that you're not a virgin
00:22:56anymore
00:22:57you're a big
00:23:01lifesaver Kelly
00:23:01I owe you huge
00:23:03if this works
00:23:04oh trust me
00:23:04it will work
00:23:06but how do I do stuff
00:23:11too
00:23:12I mean
00:23:13how do I make him
00:23:13feel like
00:23:14he can't have me
00:23:15but still care about me
00:23:16gotta quit your bad habits
00:23:18alright
00:23:18no no no
00:23:19texting
00:23:19stop calling
00:23:20two weeks
00:23:21total silence
00:23:22two weeks
00:23:23you'll completely forget about me
00:23:25trust me
00:23:26in two weeks
00:23:27we will go somewhere
00:23:28where he'll hate
00:23:30running into you
00:23:31then
00:23:33he won't be able to help himself
00:23:35somewhere he'll hate running into me
00:23:39come on go do what I told you
00:23:52he's literally looking over here
00:23:54right now
00:23:55Mark totally has the hots for you
00:23:58are you sure
00:23:58I don't even know that guy
00:24:00listen
00:24:00we went to college together
00:24:02so I can tell you
00:24:03that he is like
00:24:04super reliable
00:24:05and he's hot
00:24:07and he's rich
00:24:08I mean he will definitely
00:24:10make Jesse jealous
00:24:11and he has been eyeing you
00:24:13all night
00:24:14do you even want
00:24:15your hot daddy
00:24:16or not
00:24:17she used to text me all the time
00:24:41she didn't text me in two weeks
00:24:42like bubbles in the sky
00:24:48so boring
00:24:49I love somewhere in the cloud
00:24:51just my shining
00:24:53that I
00:24:54want to feel the freedom
00:25:06of choosing
00:25:07Sophie you look drunk
00:25:23where are you
00:25:24it's dangerous to be out drunk
00:25:26yes
00:25:27fish is taking the bait
00:25:29why isn't he here yet
00:25:34you just texted him the address
00:25:37like 10 minutes ago
00:25:39give it a second
00:25:41what if he doesn't come
00:25:46hey
00:25:47be patient
00:25:48all right
00:25:49just
00:25:4910 more minutes
00:25:51let's dance over there
00:25:53he's not coming
00:25:58everything's over
00:25:59told you we will
00:26:07who the hell are you
00:26:15I didn't invite an old man
00:26:17to my party
00:26:18oh
00:26:18well
00:26:20this is Sophie's uncle
00:26:23uncle
00:26:24uh
00:26:25it's nice to meet you sir
00:26:28I'm Sophie's friend
00:26:29why'd you come
00:26:32were you worried about me
00:26:36or maybe
00:26:38just a little jealous
00:26:40jealous
00:26:42you sent me that text message
00:26:44alluring me here
00:26:44don't play smart
00:26:45you're the one that wants me
00:26:46to lose my virginity
00:26:47to guys my own age
00:26:48it's your choice
00:26:56then why are you here
00:26:58messing up my chance
00:26:59with my men to be
00:27:00the truth is
00:27:02is that
00:27:03Sophie hates her uncle
00:27:05and he's like a
00:27:07total control freak
00:27:09and he is super strict
00:27:10she's fucking 21
00:27:12she can do whatever she wants
00:27:13yeah exactly
00:27:13right
00:27:14go over there
00:27:15and pull her aside
00:27:16please
00:27:16and really
00:27:18I think you guys
00:27:19would make such a cute couple
00:27:20I really do think
00:27:22you should board chat
00:27:23fine
00:27:33then that's what I'll do
00:27:34then that's what I'll do
00:27:37do what exactly
00:27:39lose my virginity to work
00:27:41that gave the walking STD
00:27:43he's not right for you
00:27:44Sophie
00:27:46I haven't seen you since college
00:27:49I think we should totally
00:27:51catch up in private
00:27:52hey uncle
00:27:56Sophie's 21
00:27:58I think you can chillax
00:28:02right
00:28:02we're having fun
00:28:03and Emily's
00:28:04sure she gets all safe
00:28:04hmm
00:28:05come with me
00:28:08Jessie
00:28:09last chance
00:28:11do I go
00:28:12you can do whatever you are
00:28:15or someone come to me tonight
00:28:17great
00:28:19I'll see you later then
00:28:25hey don't lock the door
00:28:44okay okay
00:28:45just phone some privacy
00:28:47you want a drink
00:28:48no
00:28:48I'm fine
00:28:49a guy
00:28:56and a girl
00:28:57alone
00:28:58in a room
00:29:00I think we all know
00:29:03what happens next
00:29:04I respect her decision
00:29:05Jesus
00:29:06well you just man up
00:29:08you're here
00:29:09right
00:29:09you obviously care about her
00:29:11I mean are you
00:29:12are you really
00:29:12gonna let her go do something
00:29:14that she's gonna regret
00:29:15it's more complicated
00:29:17than you think
00:29:18can I give you a kiss
00:29:22um
00:29:23I'm not ready
00:29:24we barely know each other
00:29:25come on
00:29:26it's just a little kiss
00:29:27I won't turn anything else
00:29:29I'm sorry
00:29:29I don't think I can do this
00:29:30why'd you go into my room
00:29:32are you just
00:29:33leading me on for fun
00:29:34you're right
00:29:35I shouldn't have done that
00:29:36I'll get out of your hair
00:29:37you can't even change your mind
00:29:39about things
00:29:40none of this
00:29:40okay
00:29:41no get off of me
00:29:42she said no
00:29:51motherfucker
00:29:51come on
00:29:54you're coming home with me
00:29:55now
00:29:56oh fuck
00:30:05why does he look so mad
00:30:07are you mad at me
00:30:08or something
00:30:09why would I be mad at you
00:30:11well you look mad
00:30:13and for what
00:30:14you're the one that told me
00:30:15to go be with guys
00:30:16my own age
00:30:17so I did
00:30:18and now you're upset
00:30:19I'm upset because
00:30:21you almost got yourself hurt
00:30:23what were you gonna do
00:30:24if I didn't show back up
00:30:25was your friend gonna help you
00:30:27what are you gonna do
00:30:28you gonna sleep with
00:30:29some random guy
00:30:29to spite me
00:30:30what the fuck's going on
00:30:31in the head of yours
00:30:32okay fine
00:30:33I shouldn't have done that
00:30:34but what else am I supposed to do
00:30:36nothing I do
00:30:37seems to work on you
00:30:38I have humiliated myself
00:30:40over and over again
00:30:42just in hopes
00:30:43that you would see me
00:30:44as a grown ass woman
00:30:45but every time
00:30:46you give me hope
00:30:48and then you just
00:30:48crush it
00:30:49it's not fair
00:30:50you have feelings for me too
00:30:52you're just too scared
00:30:52to admit it
00:30:53okay fine
00:30:57you know what
00:30:58I'll leave
00:30:58and I'll never bother you again
00:31:00why is my dad calling you
00:31:14why is my dad calling you
00:31:26George what's up
00:31:31Sophie's semester starts soon
00:31:33and she has to transfer
00:31:34to another apartment
00:31:35but we're gonna be ready
00:31:37for another week
00:31:38and have an eye on her honeymoon
00:31:39thought of her shacking up
00:31:41with strangers
00:31:42just really
00:31:43really bothers me
00:31:44now you're the only person
00:31:45I trust with her safety
00:31:46do you mind if she stays
00:31:48with you for a week
00:31:49just until the lease starts
00:31:52yeah
00:31:54what did he say
00:31:57we gotta pack your stuff up
00:32:02pack?
00:32:02pack for what?
00:32:04your dad wants you
00:32:05you're gonna move in with me
00:32:06can't believe the lease of my apartment is all ready
00:32:20well
00:32:21you can stay here
00:32:23until the lease starts
00:32:24then you gotta go
00:32:25pack to being a cold hard ass
00:32:27so are we gonna talk
00:32:29about the kiss
00:32:30or not
00:32:30because you did kiss me
00:32:32or are you gonna pretend
00:32:34like that didn't happen either
00:32:35that was my fault
00:32:38I shouldn't have done that
00:32:39I don't want you to feel bad
00:32:41I wanted you to kiss me
00:32:43that's the problem Sophie
00:32:48because I'm gonna kiss you too
00:32:51your father trusts me
00:33:03I can't betray his trust
00:33:05my dad probably doesn't even care
00:33:07you're just assuming that he does
00:33:09I know him
00:33:09I know men
00:33:10if he found out about
00:33:12us
00:33:13whatever this is
00:33:14he will get a gun
00:33:16and he will shoot me dead
00:33:17so what
00:33:19you're just
00:33:20gonna give up on us then?
00:33:31just give me time
00:33:32meaning?
00:33:34after you graduate
00:33:35if you still love me
00:33:36then I'll
00:33:37so you're saying
00:33:39that once I graduate
00:33:40I have a chance?
00:33:42yes
00:33:43despite my best efforts
00:33:46I can't get you
00:33:47out of my mind
00:33:47and
00:33:48leaving you
00:33:49is the hardest thing
00:33:49I've ever done
00:33:50just picturing another man
00:33:52with his arms around
00:33:53you drives me crazy
00:33:54so
00:33:54I'm not gonna run away
00:33:57from this
00:33:57but I wanna do it
00:33:58on my terms
00:33:59okay
00:34:00what are your terms?
00:34:03number one
00:34:04rule number two
00:34:14no flirting
00:34:16no tempting me
00:34:18it's hard enough as it is
00:34:19I can't promise anything
00:34:21rule number three
00:34:23you're here for a week
00:34:24when school starts
00:34:25you check into your dorm
00:34:26this is nothing like what I expected
00:34:30I don't graduate for another year
00:34:32that's so far away
00:34:34my house
00:34:38my rooms
00:34:40come on
00:34:44I'll show you your room
00:34:45so this is you
00:34:57I'm right next door
00:34:59if you need anything
00:35:00seems like there's things
00:35:10I don't know about you
00:35:11I've told you I'm not some good girl
00:35:13but if you want a good girl
00:35:14I can play the part
00:35:16not very good girl actions here huh
00:35:25Jessie
00:35:27I
00:35:28I can't
00:35:29rule number two
00:35:30you're flirting
00:35:32I can't escape this
00:35:39he's taking a shower same roof tonight same bed soon
00:36:09jessie it's so hot
00:36:24nope this is killing me i'm getting that vibrator back
00:36:32jessie jessie
00:36:39where did he go i did
00:36:55what the
00:37:00milfs that's what goes on to him
00:37:04so he likes older one of them i can't fight a battle blindfolded i need to know
00:37:09exactly what type of girl jessie likes if i want to win him over
00:37:15no secret it is
00:37:23holy shit so rough
00:37:36looks like you found out the secret
00:37:43what are you doing behind um i i just came to get my things
00:37:57you don't follow directions too well
00:37:58how should i corner you
00:38:13she has no idea how tempting she looks right now
00:38:27why'd you sneak into mom just watch porn
00:38:30i just wanted to know what you like
00:38:33you figured it out
00:38:36i feel something hard it gets my like
00:38:48i feel something hard it gets my like
00:38:53i got you for that right but jessie
00:38:59the rule is no flirting
00:39:01that girl will be the death of me
00:39:15i don't know what is he doing
00:39:32is this all i'll surrender
00:39:38youngie
00:39:47you hungry there's breakfast inside
00:39:50i've got one more cell i'll join you
00:39:52that's cheating
00:39:54i'll join you
00:39:58let me help
00:40:11god damn it
00:40:11i almost had him
00:40:22at the party
00:40:23you wanted to kiss me didn't you
00:40:35no
00:40:41running away
00:40:43you can't pretend anymore
00:40:47i'll handle the rest
00:40:51you're gonna eat
00:40:58nope i'm all sweaty for my workout
00:41:00so i'm gonna shower
00:41:04we'll work out
00:41:13get
00:41:22i'm trying to wash
00:41:23is that
00:41:24my shirt
00:41:28so am i distracting you
00:41:29you're breaking rules
00:41:38no flirting
00:41:40but i sked them
00:41:42himself
00:41:44you're hungry
00:41:44there's no underwear
00:41:57no
00:41:58i ain't cheating
00:42:01that's us
00:42:03so what now you didn't punish me
00:42:04i don't know if i asked him
00:42:05is that what you are
00:42:06you want to be punished
00:42:13punish me harder please
00:42:14you really knew
00:42:22you deserve to be punished
00:42:25yeah let's punish me now
00:42:34i'm gonna leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules
00:42:57this isn't the kind of punishment i expected or wanted
00:43:12you stay here think about what you've done
00:43:26jesse
00:43:28i'm back
00:43:34still don't tell those tricks huh
00:43:35hi i'm jesse's wife
00:43:44hi i'm jesse's wife
00:43:48ex-wife karen we're divorced
00:43:51why are you here
00:43:52i came for what's mine
00:43:53there's nothing in this house that's yours
00:43:59i'm not leaving without it
00:44:05i miss you
00:44:12being in the club really hasn't been the same system
00:44:14oh my god his ex-wife is here
00:44:17i should at least be polite right
00:44:20no i
00:44:23um do you want some coffee
00:44:27don't bother kiddo
00:44:29i know this place better than you
00:44:32and i know jesse better than you
00:44:34who bore of you soon enough
00:44:37get what you came for and get out
00:44:39and leave her out of this
00:44:41jesse
00:44:43still hangry
00:44:46i came for the engagement ring
00:44:49an engagement ring of course
00:44:52they were married after all
00:44:54i decided to keep it after all
00:44:56it's in my dressing room
00:45:09this
00:45:10was my dressing room
00:45:12stay out of it
00:45:13i can handle my own shit
00:45:17sorry
00:45:18this is my room now
00:45:19oh sweetie
00:45:23so uh
00:45:24you two still don't share a bed
00:45:26so what
00:45:27i'm his girlfriend now
00:45:29just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job
00:45:33and right here
00:45:37sorry no rings in there
00:45:39just my dica boss that god gave me for free
00:45:43looks like he might have given me yours too
00:45:45you
00:45:46you
00:45:48little
00:45:49bitch
00:45:52that's enough
00:45:53it's your last warning you need to leave
00:45:55i'm gonna call the cops
00:45:57jesse
00:45:59i know you still love me
00:46:01trust me
00:46:02that was done as soon as you showed your true colors
00:46:04now i just regret meeting you
00:46:06you shouldn't take her side over mine jesse
00:46:08you know what i'm capable of when i'm angry
00:46:21so you were married to that
00:46:24it's a choice i regret deeply
00:46:26right but you proposed after all
00:46:29if you run into karen you can't provoke her
00:46:31she's dangerous
00:46:33so why did you marry her
00:46:36i'm gonna get you in room with the ritz carlton
00:46:37i'll help you move in when your lease starts
00:46:40what
00:46:41you're kicking me out for her
00:46:43it's not safe for you here
00:46:44not safe or not convenient now that she's not here
00:46:47are you still in love with her or something
00:46:49no sophie i don't love her
00:46:58i love you
00:47:04karen's the daughter of a major crime boss
00:47:07okay don't be mad how was i supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress
00:47:18you scared now
00:47:21good maybe you'll finally leave
00:47:27nope
00:47:28i fought so hard to get in this house i'm not just gonna leave
00:47:31wow you really do have a thing for hot moms
00:47:42get your mother out of the gutter
00:47:44so why did you guys break up and don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter
00:47:50she lied to me
00:47:52about everything
00:47:54and she cheated on me
00:47:55when i finally saw who she truly was i was appalled by the fact that i married her
00:48:00oh
00:48:01oh
00:48:01shit
00:48:03sorry
00:48:04sometimes you don't know who a person is even when you're married to them
00:48:07i'm gonna take a nap
00:48:21i'm staying
00:48:23but
00:48:23i'll behave okay i'll follow all the rules
00:48:27no more instruction attempts
00:48:29please don't make me leave
00:48:33fine
00:48:34you leave on the first day of school
00:48:35yes i knew you'd cave
00:48:39oh i'll get it
00:48:43karen won't make a move yet
00:48:44i'll keep a close eye on sophie until her semester starts
00:48:47jesse a neighborhood party
00:48:51okay
00:48:53dear mr delancey i'm throwing a get together and would be delighted if you would join us
00:48:58it will be a great time with neighbors please feel free to bring your partner
00:49:03the theme is bridgerton so come dressed to impress
00:49:06since when do i socialize with neighbors and since when do i have neighbors bring your partner it'll be fun
00:49:13hard pass
00:49:16you do want to show me off
00:49:19a few days left might as well let her have this
00:49:22fine
00:49:24yes jesse you're the best
00:49:34it's cute right
00:49:43isn't a little weird hey you're the one that phoned it in but at least i don't have a dress turn
00:49:52i almost forgot my apple crumble
00:49:56let's go
00:49:56hello
00:50:01boss the ceo of real short is on the line he requested an emergency meeting
00:50:05all right i'm on my way
00:50:07work emergency yeah
00:50:10go ahead i'll meet at the parties go i'll try my neighbors
00:50:21hello i'm here for the
00:50:23there you are the party
00:50:31karen who is this you invited a maid to the party and she's dressed so uniquely
00:50:39do you know where the host is the host
00:50:43don't you mean your master oh poor maid karen's the one you're looking for
00:50:49oh no no don't rush off you know everybody here stay and play
00:50:59is this for me
00:51:00it looks delicious
00:51:11oops i spilled it it's not like anyone was going to eat that garbage anyway
00:51:19she is the intern who fantasized about banking jesse at the meeting
00:51:22oh the gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the top
00:51:28now now be nice she did climb into bed with your boss
00:51:32shouldn't you call her mrs delancey oh karen the only mrs delancey here is you
00:51:39not some trashy maid who's trying to sleep her way to upper class
00:51:53get away from me
00:52:02you set this up you're nothing but a street whore
00:52:08who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes
00:52:12okay everybody throw her in the pool to wash off the filth
00:52:17get her
00:52:24let go of me
00:52:26someone help i didn't do anything oh save it whore
00:52:31there's someone who cares push her in
00:52:42you shouldn't you're not clean yet hold her down
00:53:00jess i will kill you for this will the bus come after us no she's karen and she is a nothing who do
00:53:07you think we'll win go on whatever happens i'll take the play
00:53:16jessie
00:53:20sophie
00:53:22what the are you doing
00:53:29jessie he tried to kill me
00:53:31it's okay oh i should have never let you go okay all right i'll be good
00:53:40you have a problem you come to me you don't drag her into this you're overreacting baby we were just
00:53:45playing around just playing let's play
00:53:51jessie you're doing this to me for some blood
00:53:54boss you can't do this to your fiancee she's nothing yes when your relationship was falling apart
00:54:00karen begged you over and over and you still broke up with her exactly and now you're ready to hurt karen
00:54:06for some mistress you jerk should we tell them the truth mistress there was no mistress she was the one
00:54:13one that was cheating
00:54:16no you wouldn't yeah
00:54:20i stopped loving you a long time ago after all the lying and the cheating and the drug use
00:54:26no you're a horrible person disguised with a beautiful face and no one will ever love you
00:54:32omg she was the cheater what a
00:54:36bitch we all thought jesse was the liar jesse you know who my father is
00:54:43and you know what happens when you cross yeah i do but if he wants where i'll give him one
00:54:48are you threatening me i'm not threatening you no i'm telling you don't with people i care about
00:54:53any one of you that touched her i better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow i swear to god
00:55:09i'll bury every one of them mr mr lancy wait please i can't lose this job wait
00:55:23it's all my fault i shouldn't have dragged you into this jesse
00:55:29love you jesse i love you don't leave
00:55:35i love you too but you're not safe with me you have to go
00:55:47george we have to talk it's about your daughter
00:55:53i trusted you i trusted you with my only daughter dad why are you here
00:56:11get away he scared me to death it was an accident jesse wasn't even there
00:56:17do not defend him you are coming home with me i'm not leaving
00:56:24i start school soon it's closer to here i will drive you i'm not going back sophie
00:56:33go with your father do you want me to leave
00:56:36yes you're exhausting and a distraction and i'm done babysitting children do not talk to her like
00:56:49that you mean
00:56:53you'd be better off at home then i have to work come on come on we are leaving dad i just wait in the car i
00:57:02have to pack my stuff very quick and say goodbye to uncle jess
00:57:15see a really difference men like me shouldn't be with girls like you so that's it but what about
00:57:20our deal you said that after i dodged you just stalling to get you off my back
00:57:25you're such a coward jesse delancey
00:57:36thank you uncle jesse
00:57:37for your hospitality i don't think we're gonna see each other again
00:57:42i tried so hard to make things work but every time i make progress you just recoil back into your
00:57:48shell like a scared little boy i was willing to die on this hill for us but i can't be brave for the
00:57:55both of us anymore i hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for goodbye jesse
00:58:07i'm in love with you jesse
00:58:09just see i love you don't leave you i love you too sophie
00:58:29give me shelter share the pain
00:58:35take forever
00:58:54hey dad i decided to go to china and take a gap year sweetheart did you say china is everything okay
00:59:01sweetheart yeah i'm fine dad i just need to change the scenery and if i can help some people along
00:59:07the way even just one person i'll be happy okay sweetheart i support you both
00:59:22jesse
00:59:25george what are you doing hey just came here to talk to you about sophie
00:59:29something's off with her did sophie tell george maybe i should just come clean listen i'm sorry
00:59:36did i kick you out of the house worry about that hurts you got into an argument she'll come around
00:59:42i don't think that's it look i haven't been a good father i'm always laying always working getting
00:59:49remarried look i have some issues but but i love my daughter with all my heart
00:59:57i just know there's something else either somebody broke up with her or somebody cheated on her because
01:00:01she's moving to china she's what calm down reactions bigger than mine she's only going there for a year
01:00:09she wants to teach english to young kids in rural yin and you're just gonna let your 21 year old
01:00:13daughter go to china george what the fuck she doesn't speak the language we don't know anybody
01:00:19over there what if something happens to what if she gets killed she ends up in a ditch jesse she's
01:00:23going to be fine she's joining a group out there i came here because i thought you would know something
01:00:29you don't you don't think she's pregnant do you did she mention anything about about a boyfriend
01:00:36george the thing is why the hell would you know anyway you're my best friend practically
01:00:41watch to grow up why would she tell you anything i guess i just need to be patient
01:00:46better tell me when she's ready anyway all right well i'll get out of your hair i know you're a busy guy
01:00:52want to go off in this weekend yeah yeah when's her flight oh she already left it took her airport
01:00:59about an hour ago excuse me sorry i was willing to die on this hill for us but i can't be brave for
01:01:14the both of us anymore i hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for you are worth fighting for sophie
01:01:21breaking news flight mt 878 from lax to beijing has crashed shortly after a takeoff the entire lax
01:01:35airport has shut down emergency services are on site 287 passengers are on board no survivors are confirmed
01:01:42so far at sophie's flight this is a live report from los angeles international airport where chaos has
01:01:57erupted following an unexpected incident i'm sorry sir no one's getting into the airport tonight lax is
01:02:03shut down my girlfriend's on that flight i gotta see if she's okay sir like i said no one's getting in
01:02:09there now you can wait here with everyone else and we'll have some information for you soon
01:02:18funny and persuasion
01:02:39jesse
01:02:42jesse
01:02:44oh
01:02:48oh
01:02:50oh
01:02:54oh
01:03:04I thought I lost you
01:03:14I thought you were on that flight
01:03:17That wasn't my flight
01:03:19My flight's to Hong Kong
01:03:20But it got cancelled
01:03:21Thank God
01:03:23I'm still leaving, Jesse
01:03:25I'm tired of playing these games with you
01:03:28It's exhausting
01:03:29It was good to see you
01:03:32You're worth fighting for
01:03:34What?
01:03:38That night you left, you told me
01:03:39You hoped that one day I'd find somebody worth fighting for
01:03:42But I have
01:03:43It's you, alright?
01:03:46Just give me one more chance and I will prove to you
01:03:48That I'm done running
01:03:49I'm done running away from our feelings
01:03:50I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us
01:03:53And die on this mountain for both of us
01:03:54And if the sky falls, I'll be the man to hold it up for you
01:03:57Just give me one more chance
01:03:59But what about my dad?
01:04:02He said he'll kill you
01:04:03I'll get him not to
01:04:05And what about waiting until after college?
01:04:08I'm only young once
01:04:10You're really wasting my years here, Jesse
01:04:12Anytime
01:04:13Whatever you want
01:04:14Whenever you want
01:04:16And what are you waiting for?
01:04:18Take me home
01:04:19Oh my god
01:04:29I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to the man I love
01:04:32Can I join you?
01:04:39Can I join you?
01:04:41Does that feel good?
01:05:01Yes
01:05:02I'll make you feel even better
01:05:04I'll make you feel even better
01:05:05I'm the way from my sleep
01:05:06Pushing my waist
01:05:07We got the love
01:05:09Love the hate
01:05:10When I wanna go
01:05:11You make me say
01:05:12I want it bad
01:05:14Yeah, I want it bad
01:05:15Yeah, I want it bad
01:05:16Hurry up
01:05:19I'm not gonna hurry
01:05:21It's the first time
01:05:23I'm gonna get you as wet as possible so it doesn't hurt
01:05:26I'm gonna have you out of myself, Sophie
01:05:56You know, I can't believe this is real
01:06:06You half naked in the kitchen cooking breakfast?
01:06:09I think I've had dreams about this
01:06:13Yeah, I feel the same way too
01:06:15How can a middle-aged man, divorced man like me, get a girl like you?
01:06:20I'm a deserted
01:06:21You're not old, okay?
01:06:23Forties are a man's best year
01:06:24Oh yeah?
01:06:25Well I better make breakfast for you every morning because I'm gonna die way before you do
01:06:30I don't know who's gonna take care of you then
01:06:32That's why you need to quit smoking
01:06:33And then I'll start smoking and then we can die at the same age
01:06:37Eat your breakfast
01:06:38As soon as you're done I gotta drop you out of the hole
01:06:40Why? I can't stay?
01:06:41I have something to do, it's pretty important, so
01:06:46I called your dad, I can't plead
01:06:50You what? Jesse, you did not
01:06:53I'm a man, Sophia, a man has to do what a man has to do
01:06:56I have to take responsibility for what I did last night
01:06:58Especially because you're George's daughter
01:07:00I don't want you to be here when he gets here, he's coming at noon
01:07:02It might get violent
01:07:04Jesse, I can't go, are you crazy?
01:07:06You said it yourself, he will shoot you dead, like graveyard dead
01:07:10He's not gonna shoot me
01:07:11He might punch me in the face, but he's not gonna shoot me
01:07:18You motherfucker, I know your ass is in here, get your ass out
01:07:22Well, looks like it's too late for me to go, we're in this together
01:07:25I had a bad pill, you motherfucker, I am going to fucking kill you
01:07:33Sophie, Sophie, get out of the way
01:07:35Sophie, go to your bedroom, we'll talk to your dad
01:07:38That is my line, you can't tell her that
01:07:41Sophie, go to your room
01:07:44Daddy, you can't kill him
01:07:45No, I'm gonna kill him alright
01:07:46It's not his fault, okay, I chased Jesse first
01:07:49You're just a dumb kid
01:07:51And you, you oughta know better
01:07:53You're twice her age
01:07:54How could you do that to my child?
01:07:56Daddy, your new wife is literally 30
01:07:59How can you judge us?
01:08:01That is different, he is not right for you
01:08:03You're 21 years old, you have your whole life in front of you
01:08:06Why would you want to be with somebody that's twice your age?
01:08:09I love him
01:08:14I've loved him ever since I met him
01:08:15And he's the only person I've ever loved
01:08:17And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it, but I just can't
01:08:23My heart skips a beat every time I see him
01:08:27I don't know how to explain it or what it is, but I know he's the one
01:08:31Okay, he's always been the one
01:08:33So if you're gonna shoot him, you have to shoot me too
01:08:43You're gonna marry my daughter?
01:08:45What? I... yes
01:08:47Yes, we... I would love to, with your permission, of course
01:08:51If you break her heart, I'm gonna kill you
01:08:53If you cheat on her, I'm gonna chop your dick off and slice it into fucking pieces
01:08:59That won't be necessary, alright?
01:09:03I think the world of your daughter
01:09:05All I want for her is to make sure that she feels loved and happy
01:09:07Happy
01:09:09Hi
01:09:13Well that's the deal then
01:09:15Don't break it
01:09:17Oh my god, Jesse
01:09:21Dad
01:09:23As my daughter, you have my blessing
01:09:25As for you, he's a man he understands
01:09:29That's alright
01:09:31I probably deserve that
01:09:33Send me a bill for the wedding
01:09:35Till then
01:09:37Don't talk to me
01:09:43Selfie
01:09:45I love you
01:09:47I love you more
01:09:49Finally
01:09:53After a decade of waiting
01:09:55I landed the man of my dreams
01:09:57We got married right after I graduated college
01:09:59I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey
01:10:01As for my dad
01:10:03I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother
01:10:05Geez, dad, you're like almost 50
01:10:07Well, ladies, moral of the story is
01:10:09You shouldn't give up on finding real love
01:10:11Not the kind that fades or gets replaced
01:10:13But the kind that stays with you
01:10:15Quietly
01:10:17Even through the years
01:10:19Because when it's real, it has a way of finding its way back to you
01:10:21Love like that, rising to succeed
01:10:23It just waits
01:10:25For the right time
01:10:29You're not getting away from me, Jessy
01:10:31Then I can lose you to some dumb, blind little bitch
01:10:35Just you wait
01:10:37Just you wait
01:10:39This is the beginning of the end
01:10:43Hey!
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