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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:29Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:00:59So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was legal. We'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:22If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have gave.
00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:29Good boy!
00:01:31Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:33Hey! I'm real real!
00:01:35Oh, you do!
00:01:36Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:37Hey! I'm real real!
00:01:38Oh, you do!
00:01:39Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:40Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:42Hey! I'm real real!
00:01:44Oh, you do!
00:01:50Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:09I make my own money.
00:02:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:02:13Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man phone.
00:02:17That means free underwear for life.
00:02:19For life.
00:02:20Some parents wouldn't grow.
00:02:22Yeah?
00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:38All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:02:40And don't be late.
00:02:43Bye, Dad.
00:02:44Bye, Dad.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:03:03Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:05Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:08He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:14Like you, Amelia.
00:03:16Good one, Romulus.
00:03:18I'm gonna buy a 밖에 room.
00:03:19Oh, I'm gonna buy a
00:03:33These are great.
00:03:35I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:37Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:40No problem.
00:03:40Cool.
00:03:41Let's take 5, and then I wanna see you on that leopard print.
00:03:44No problem.
00:03:45Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:51Chantal.
00:03:52Nice to meet you.
00:03:54I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:57I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:03:59Hold on.
00:04:05Hey, Dad.
00:04:06Where the hell were you?
00:04:09Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:11You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:16I can meet him later.
00:04:17Now his suit is back on the plane again.
00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:22Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:24You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:30You interned.
00:04:31You went to business school.
00:04:33You have potential, okay?
00:04:35But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:38Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:04:39Because so far, I ain't seen Nianti from you.
00:04:44Bye, Dad.
00:04:48Hey.
00:04:49You okay?
00:04:51Yeah.
00:04:52Oh, but...
00:04:54I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me.
00:04:55But...
00:04:56So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:14Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:17Oh my god.
00:05:18There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:21But it's really expensive.
00:05:24And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:27Don't worry about that.
00:05:29I have money saved.
00:05:31I'll find the rest.
00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:34We're going to get through this together.
00:05:37Yeah.
00:05:38Yeah.
00:05:38Yeah.
00:05:38Yeah.
00:05:38Yeah.
00:05:38Yeah.
00:05:39Yeah.
00:05:39Yeah.
00:05:40Yeah.
00:05:41Yeah.
00:05:41Yeah.
00:05:42Yeah.
00:05:43Yeah.
00:05:44Yeah.
00:05:44Yeah.
00:05:45Yeah.
00:05:46Yeah.
00:05:46Yeah.
00:05:47Yeah.
00:05:48Ciao, Gucci.
00:05:53Did she have a good walk?
00:05:57What's wrong?
00:06:03I'm sorry.
00:06:05This is...
00:06:05No, no.
00:06:06Forget about it.
00:06:07I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:09The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:11I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:06:15My dream, but...
00:06:17It's only enough for one treatment, but who knows how many she's going to need.
00:06:23Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:26After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:06:31Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:36You do?
00:06:37You do?
00:06:38Hmm.
00:06:39Come back tonight and, uh, make something nice.
00:06:43Come on.
00:06:44Okay.
00:06:45Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:06:54Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:06:56Except for the dog hair.
00:06:59Well, come with me.
00:07:02I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:05Are they from Italy?
00:07:06Yes.
00:07:08Wow.
00:07:08Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:10Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:16I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:21Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:23I'm a dog walker.
00:07:25Don't be so defensive.
00:07:27I wasn't.
00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:40Amelia, I don't think I'll let you do it.
00:07:42Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:07:50Do you want to do me a favor?
00:07:56What exactly?
00:08:05How does it look?
00:08:06Not half bad.
00:08:08I mean, it's fine.
00:08:10Whatever.
00:08:14Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:17Or not.
00:08:18I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:20You work for my dad.
00:08:21You have to do what I say.
00:08:23You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:25Just a few more pictures.
00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:29I don't need Tinder.
00:08:31I'm an underwear model.
00:08:32My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:35Whatever.
00:08:41Pour me another.
00:08:42I told you I'm...
00:08:44Now!
00:08:47Fine.
00:08:54See, dog walker?
00:08:56That wasn't so hard.
00:08:59What the fuck?
00:09:01This is fucking Prada!
00:09:05Oh!
00:09:08Asshole!
00:09:09You're crazy, bitch!
00:09:12Amelia!
00:09:13Whoa!
00:09:14What's wrong?
00:09:15I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:09:17and she flipped out!
00:09:19I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:09:20but your son is a prick.
00:09:21I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:22No, no, no, please.
00:09:23I apologize.
00:09:24My son, he's...
00:09:25He's too mature.
00:09:26All right?
00:09:27And that's why I invited you to...
00:09:29Poor Florida.
00:09:31Please.
00:09:32All right?
00:09:32Just have a seat.
00:09:34All right?
00:09:34And I promise,
00:09:35he'll be on his best behavior
00:09:36for the rest of the night.
00:09:37Won't you, son?
00:09:38So,
00:09:39Amelia needs money
00:09:40to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:44Cancer?
00:09:44And you need to settle down
00:09:48and prove that you're worthy
00:09:49of running the family business.
00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:55I want the business.
00:09:57I think we can, uh,
00:09:59make a deal
00:10:00whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:04What kind of deal?
00:10:06Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:09No.
00:10:10You two just have to get married,
00:10:12that's all.
00:10:13What?
00:10:13What?
00:10:15What?
00:10:16Romulus,
00:10:17what are you saying?
00:10:17I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:20Yeah, and I can't marry
00:10:21someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:23Well, at least I don't pose
00:10:24in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:26Oh, Angelo.
00:10:27Look,
00:10:28you have to grow up
00:10:29before you can run our business.
00:10:31And the best way to do that
00:10:32is to get married.
00:10:33We're not even a match.
00:10:35We hate each other.
00:10:36At least I do.
00:10:37Obviously.
00:10:38But see?
00:10:39There's something uncommon already.
00:10:42Look, you know,
00:10:42my wife and I,
00:10:45we were opposites.
00:10:46Oh, yeah,
00:10:46we were like pizza
00:10:47and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:50She sure drove me crazy
00:10:51when we first met.
00:10:54I know you're probably thinking
00:10:55I'm just some old fool, huh,
00:10:56but I learned a thing or two
00:10:58in 70 years.
00:11:00You two have chemistry.
00:11:02Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:04As if.
00:11:06Romulus,
00:11:06isn't there another way?
00:11:08I don't want to be miserable
00:11:09for the rest of my life.
00:11:10Amelia,
00:11:11you do want to help
00:11:12your sister, don't you?
00:11:14Well, you'll be able
00:11:14to afford the treatment
00:11:15if you just agree
00:11:17to this arrangement.
00:11:18What's it going to be?
00:11:26What's it going to be?
00:11:30Fine.
00:11:31I'll do it.
00:11:33For Betsy.
00:11:34Well, Angelo,
00:11:38it's not polite
00:11:39to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:41If you're not going to agree
00:11:43to marry her,
00:11:44then you're going to lose
00:11:46the business.
00:11:47And you're also going to lose
00:11:49your inheritance.
00:11:50What the hell, Dad?
00:11:54Fuck it.
00:11:55Fine.
00:11:56I'll do it.
00:11:57Now, let's just
00:11:58go into the office now.
00:12:01The lorries have already
00:12:02drafted the contract.
00:12:03And, son,
00:12:04we're going to need
00:12:05some champagne.
00:12:08You're in my mind.
00:12:09Try and make yourself
00:12:10look decent.
00:12:13You will be engaged
00:12:15for a period of 30 days.
00:12:17Followed by a wedding
00:12:18planned by me.
00:12:19And I'll tell you,
00:12:20it's going to be a big one
00:12:21for the ages, too.
00:12:23I hope the Hollywood Bowl
00:12:24is not booked.
00:12:26Anyway,
00:12:27you must move in together
00:12:28immediately to avoid
00:12:29any suspicion.
00:12:31Look, there's nothing wrong
00:12:32with an arranged marriage,
00:12:34but, well,
00:12:35it can't do any good
00:12:36if word got out
00:12:37to the public, right?
00:12:38That's why this has to be
00:12:39our own secret.
00:12:41Are we agreed?
00:12:43Sure.
00:12:44All right.
00:12:46Sign in.
00:12:46Salute to the new couple.
00:13:07So, your place or mine?
00:13:20I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:21Fine.
00:13:23Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:24So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:35It's like a museum in here.
00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:39Ugh.
00:13:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:55What was this?
00:13:57Put it in the trash.
00:13:58This isn't trash.
00:13:59These are my sisters.
00:14:00She's an artist.
00:14:02So, put them in your room.
00:14:03I said you could live here,
00:14:04not decorate.
00:14:05Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:06Is it clashing
00:14:07with your banana hammock?
00:14:09That's man-thong.
00:14:10It's trademarked.
00:14:15Look,
00:14:15I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up
00:14:18by the time I get back,
00:14:19I'm throwing it all
00:14:19in the fireplace.
00:14:21It's electric.
00:14:27Oh, by the way,
00:14:29this is gonna work.
00:14:31You might wanna start
00:14:32wearing that.
00:14:35Gee, thanks.
00:14:36Welcome.
00:14:42You're getting married?
00:14:44Shh, Betsy.
00:14:46Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:47Sorry, Amelia.
00:14:49It's just...
00:14:50It's not like you.
00:14:52You're sitting here...
00:14:54reserved.
00:14:55Safe.
00:14:57Like I always taught you.
00:15:00Mom,
00:15:01things change
00:15:02when you find out
00:15:03your sister has cancer.
00:15:04And besides,
00:15:06Michelangelo offered
00:15:07to help pay
00:15:08for some of your treatments.
00:15:09So,
00:15:10I'm okay with
00:15:10the quick proposal.
00:15:12Michelangelo?
00:15:13The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:15No.
00:15:17Michelangelo...
00:15:18Dino Valeno?
00:15:19Maybe you've
00:15:20heard of him?
00:15:22Michelangelo?
00:15:22Dino Valeno?
00:15:23Michelangelo?
00:15:23Shhh.
00:15:27The socialite animal
00:15:28who's, like,
00:15:29started a hundred
00:15:30camps of Bravo shows?
00:15:31How did you even meet?
00:15:33His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:37It's been a whirlwind
00:15:38of a romance.
00:15:40He's so
00:15:41toxic.
00:15:44Speak of the devil.
00:15:47Oh, yeah.
00:15:48You know,
00:15:50that's probably
00:15:50an old issue.
00:15:52This is a doctor's office.
00:15:55Amelia.
00:15:58Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:00Doctor's ready.
00:16:02We'll talk about this later.
00:16:10Thanks.
00:16:10We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:16:28We're already wet.
00:16:30Where did that
00:16:46come from?
00:16:47Nice place.
00:17:13I love the artwork.
00:17:15Thanks.
00:17:15Finally.
00:17:17Ooh, good taste.
00:17:20Oh, I'm good.
00:17:22You had plenty at dinner.
00:17:24More for me.
00:17:28You know,
00:17:30if you like it down here,
00:17:32you should see the bed.
00:17:34Ooh.
00:17:42Who are you?
00:17:45Chantel?
00:17:47Who are you?
00:17:48Chantel,
00:17:49this is
00:17:49Amelia,
00:17:51my
00:17:51roommate.
00:17:53Amelia.
00:17:55Whatever.
00:17:56Can you guys just keep it down?
00:17:57I have work
00:17:58tomorrow morning.
00:17:59This is my house?
00:18:01We will be
00:18:02as loud as we want to be.
00:18:04Scream!
00:18:05At the top of our lungs!
00:18:06You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:09What's wrong,
00:18:09dog walker?
00:18:11He's jealous.
00:18:13Jealous?
00:18:13I'm not jealous!
00:18:17Sweet dreams!
00:18:24I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:27How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:30Even if he is kind of hot.
00:18:32See you later.
00:18:51And, um,
00:18:53don't worry about last night.
00:18:55Sorry.
00:18:56I had one too many to drink.
00:18:58It won't happen again.
00:18:58You better not.
00:19:11How's the hangover,
00:19:13roomie?
00:19:13Not now.
00:19:15My head's killing me.
00:19:16We need to talk about last night.
00:19:18No.
00:19:18What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:22I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:19:25Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:26But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:29And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:33Fine.
00:19:33I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:19:34Just give me my phone.
00:19:36My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:39And if the paparazzi find out about this,
00:19:41then the contract is violated.
00:19:43Then neither of us get what we want.
00:19:45Yeah, no shit.
00:19:46I'm serious.
00:19:48Don't screw this up.
00:19:51I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:19:53I know what I'm doing.
00:19:55Dog walker.
00:19:56And just so we're clear,
00:19:57I will fuck whoever I want.
00:19:59Whatever I want.
00:20:00Whatever I want.
00:20:02Fine.
00:20:03Do whatever you want.
00:20:06Sorry.
00:20:07It's a bit harsh.
00:20:08Just really...
00:20:11hungover.
00:20:12That could have gone better.
00:20:19Hey, baby.
00:20:22You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:25You're rich now.
00:20:26I know.
00:20:27I like it.
00:20:28It's good to hear.
00:20:30You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:34Tell me how things are going between the two of you.
00:20:38Oh, fine.
00:20:39Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:20:41All right.
00:20:43Well, give him time, all right?
00:20:45Oh, and listen.
00:20:46He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:20:49Look, I...
00:20:49I promise.
00:20:51I wouldn't be so sure.
00:20:52Yeah, you're right.
00:20:55Well, we'll see you later.
00:20:56Yeah.
00:20:57Come on, Gucci.
00:20:58Come on.
00:20:59Bye, Gooch.
00:21:03Hey, Amelia.
00:21:04Hey, Jake.
00:21:07Gucci, no!
00:21:08Royce!
00:21:08I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:14It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:16Yeah.
00:21:17Same here.
00:21:25Sorry.
00:21:26Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:28This whole family, actually.
00:21:31All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:33They should make a reality show.
00:21:34Little Dog Owners of Beverly Hills.
00:21:39Do you want to walk together?
00:21:41Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:44I'd like that.
00:21:49So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:21:52A couple months.
00:21:54I like it.
00:21:54I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:21:57Barista.
00:21:59Uber driver.
00:22:00Delivery guy.
00:22:02Movie extra?
00:22:03You were in a movie.
00:22:05Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:06I was trying to impress you.
00:22:09How about you?
00:22:10How long have you been doing this?
00:22:12I don't know.
00:22:13My whole life, I guess.
00:22:14It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:19I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:21Wow.
00:22:22So you really like dogs?
00:22:24Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:26If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:32My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:35Do you want to go?
00:22:37I'm trying to have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:22:41You did?
00:22:44Yeah.
00:22:46I still do.
00:22:49He's cute.
00:22:51I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:22:54Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:23:00I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:02Hell yeah.
00:23:04I mean, uh, regular.
00:23:06Yeah.
00:23:06I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:13I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:17Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:20Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:23:26Looks pretty big.
00:23:27It was a big school.
00:23:29Public schools.
00:23:30Am I right?
00:23:31I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:40Me?
00:23:40Engaged?
00:23:41No.
00:23:42Are you kidding?
00:23:43I'm 24.
00:23:44I'm practically still a baby.
00:23:45I mean, I should be wearing diapers.
00:23:48Crawling around, drooling.
00:23:50Nope.
00:23:50Single and ready to mingle.
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:53Royce pooped.
00:23:58I should pick it up.
00:23:59Where?
00:24:00I don't see it.
00:24:01Just over there.
00:24:08Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:11Of course.
00:24:11It's an office.
00:24:13You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:24:15You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:18Very funny.
00:24:21You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:23Yes, I know.
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:24That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:24:27So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:31Can I get Starbucks first?
00:24:32Fuck no.
00:24:33Come on, Dad.
00:24:43Help!
00:24:46Oh my goodness.
00:24:47Are you okay?
00:24:50Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:56You're engaged, remember?
00:24:59And this is our new palette.
00:25:03It's Matt's collection.
00:25:05He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:08But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:25:14What, Dad?
00:25:24What a day, Dad.
00:25:25It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:27Look at you.
00:25:27You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:32Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:25:34Hard work does pay off.
00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia.
00:25:36What about her?
00:25:39She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:40Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:25:42But she just worked hard.
00:25:44And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:25:47I guess that's impressive.
00:25:49Yeah, see.
00:25:50See, it is.
00:25:51I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:25:54I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:02Break's over.
00:26:03Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:19One day down.
00:26:21Forty more years to go.
00:26:25Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:26:29you talk about the day's work,
00:26:32raise you closer together.
00:26:33Comfort each other just like your mom and I used to do.
00:26:38You know, I'm thinking.
00:26:40It's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:26:45Tonight.
00:26:47Tonight?
00:26:48Shit.
00:26:49When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:26:51I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:26:56Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:26:58to the Dino Verdeena Nam.
00:27:01Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:27:04I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:07What's the matter?
00:27:09You're getting along, aren't you?
00:27:10Yeah, yeah.
00:27:11Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:15All right, so it's all settled.
00:27:16I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo,
00:27:19and I'll see you at 9 o'clock tonight in the limo.
00:27:24Bye, Dad.
00:27:35So, remind me.
00:27:38Why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:27:41Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:27:45And?
00:27:47And...
00:27:48You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:27:50But, since I'm part of the Dina Lavino family now,
00:27:53I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:27:56You better not let that hair down.
00:27:58Sorry, just an expression.
00:28:06How's it going in there?
00:28:08I'm coming out.
00:28:19Is that bad?
00:28:20I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:28:26Buy that dress.
00:28:27ASAP.
00:28:31Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:34I've got my own function tonight.
00:28:35What do you owe me?
00:28:39No.
00:28:40What do you owe me?
00:28:41z
00:28:41I know you've got my own function.
00:28:42I've never seen a thing.
00:28:43I'm coming before.
00:28:45I am.
00:28:45What do you owe me to that?
00:28:47I'm coming across the world.
00:28:48What do you owe me to that?
00:28:50I'm coming down with theских andate laughs.
00:28:52I wish I was the winner of my son.
00:28:53My wife, Guinness, or me?
00:28:54I want him to do something want.
00:28:55I will let my phone.
00:28:56OK?
00:28:57How do you owe me to that?
00:28:58How do you owe him to aki?
00:28:59The show is already martial law.
00:29:00How do you serve him?
00:29:01How do you feel?
00:29:02How you are me to do anything?
00:29:02You eat your life.
00:29:02I should say nothing.
00:29:02I want him to die for no.
00:29:03What are you looking at?
00:29:11You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:13Thanks.
00:29:14Did you forget my name?
00:29:18No, it's just something different.
00:29:22Did you change your hair?
00:29:24Why do you care?
00:29:25The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:29:27I'm going out.
00:29:28I just forgot my charger.
00:29:29Awesome, thanks.
00:29:33I'm taking this.
00:29:35Wait, I've been calling you.
00:29:36We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:38I told you, I'm busy.
00:29:40Hold on.
00:29:43Amelia!
00:29:51All right, hey.
00:29:52Look who's right on time.
00:29:54Nice.
00:29:55Where's Amelia?
00:29:57She's sick.
00:29:59She can't make it.
00:30:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:02If your fiance's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:05Yeah, you've got to stay home with her.
00:30:07Give her some nice soup.
00:30:10I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:12I'm telling you that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:14Poor thing.
00:30:17Okay, Dad.
00:30:18See you in the office.
00:30:25Stupid dog walker?
00:30:26Tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:27I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:29Hey, it's Mike Lennon with Dino Levino.
00:30:40Do you still track people?
00:30:55Wow.
00:30:56Amelia.
00:30:57Hi.
00:30:57You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:31:04Sorry.
00:31:05I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:07I kind of panicked.
00:31:08No worries.
00:31:09I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:12Yeah.
00:31:13But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:15Talk to the bartender.
00:31:17Wow.
00:31:17The IP treatment.
00:31:19You look like it.
00:31:21Thanks, Jay.
00:31:21Hey, lover boy.
00:31:25We're on.
00:31:27Gotta go.
00:31:29Find me in the green room after.
00:31:31Hope you liked it.
00:31:32Break a leg, lover boy.
00:31:34Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:31:56All I do.
00:31:58You know what I want, babe.
00:32:01You know what I want, babe.
00:32:03You know what I want.
00:32:05Good.
00:32:06Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:07Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:11One more, please.
00:32:16But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:19Jake, you guys are great.
00:32:27You really think so?
00:32:30I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:32The who?
00:32:34You don't know the strokes.
00:32:38Are they older?
00:32:40I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:32:43It's all right.
00:32:44Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:32:47You want some of a drink?
00:32:49Yeah.
00:32:55So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:00Since I was 13.
00:33:01I played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:33:05going someplace.
00:33:07That's awesome.
00:33:08When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:33:13You're going to quit dog walking?
00:33:15I thought you liked it.
00:33:16I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:21I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:23I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:25A cat person?
00:33:26Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:31Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:33I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:33:36I just want to relax.
00:33:38Have a good time.
00:33:40You're beautiful, you know that?
00:33:41I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:33:46Now I'm not sure.
00:33:48We have nothing in common.
00:33:50Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:33:54The heck.
00:33:55I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:33:57Michelangelo had his fun.
00:33:58Now I can have mine.
00:33:59Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:17What's going on?
00:34:18That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:34:22He's not.
00:34:23You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:25Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:27What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:28Back off, dude.
00:34:30Back off.
00:34:31Grubby little hipster.
00:34:32She's my fiancée.
00:34:34So that was an engagement ring?
00:34:36Jake, I can explain.
00:34:39Let's go.
00:34:41I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:34:43I'm not, Jake.
00:34:49This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:34:55And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:34:58I can't believe you did that.
00:35:03After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:35:06Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:08Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:35:11I'm not following you around.
00:35:13You know what?
00:35:14I get it.
00:35:14You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:17Oh, me jealous?
00:35:20Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:23Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:25I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:27I have a name.
00:35:30Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:31That is an original.
00:35:32I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:35:33Oh, fine.
00:35:36I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:35:39I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:35:42You're treating me like shit.
00:35:45That's from the Renaissance.
00:35:46You are history's worst nightmare.
00:35:48I tried to make this work with you.
00:35:49We signed a contract.
00:35:50For an arranged marriage.
00:35:52Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:35:56You are such a simpleton.
00:35:57Oh.
00:35:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:00Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:04I tried to get along with you.
00:36:05You brought this on to yourself.
00:36:07I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:09Right back at you.
00:36:10I fucking hate you.
00:36:12I fucking hate you more.
00:36:14I fucking hate you.
00:36:44I'm so sick of being dead.
00:36:58That's why I'm so sick of being dead.
00:37:04I don't care.
00:37:07I love the 크리스 kids.
00:37:08I don't care.
00:37:09I don't care.
00:37:09I don't care.
00:37:09I don't care.
00:37:10I don't care.
00:37:11I don't care.
00:37:11I don't care.
00:37:12I don't care.
00:37:13Where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:37:24Michelangelo?
00:37:29Dog Walker.
00:37:31Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:37:38We don't have to talk about this right?
00:37:42Oh, we got too many drinks. Just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:37:48Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:37:54I should get up too.
00:37:57Oh, my head.
00:37:59There's Pedialite in the fridge.
00:38:01Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:03Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:09Well, you look great. Thanks. I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:18But you, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:38:25So... Michelangelo and I had sex last night. Wait. For the first time?
00:38:33Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:38:36Michelangelo. The male gigolo. Taking it slow.
00:38:42Maybe I did misjudge him. And... how was it? Well... really bad. Right? I knew it.
00:38:53Actually... it was the best sex I ever had? Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:01I am happy for you, sis. Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:07That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:10I don't get it. He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:15I feel like... like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:39:20You get the picture.
00:39:22Hey. Opposites attract. I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:39:31Because you're so different. Something like that.
00:39:42Here it comes. Right on the schedule. The dog walker's in love with me. I'll have to let her down easy. Weird.
00:39:50I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:02What was that about? Must be the hangover.
00:40:13Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight. Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:40:20Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker? And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:40:50Hey.
00:41:06Hi.
00:41:08We should talk.
00:41:09About Wesley.
00:41:13I'm not very good with words.
00:41:14Me neither.
00:41:15but last night I...
00:41:17You don't have to say anything.
00:41:18We both know it was a mistake
00:41:19and we can just go back to hating each other
00:41:22like nothing ever happened.
00:41:24I don't think you understand it.
00:41:25You just listen to me for a second.
00:41:28You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:41:30I'm a big girl.
00:41:31I've had a one-night stand before.
00:41:33I've never been with someone like you before.
00:41:36Okay, I get it.
00:41:37I'm not one of your models
00:41:39or your D-list actresses.
00:41:42You don't have to give me some big speech
00:41:44about letting me down easily.
00:41:46I know that if you would take back last night
00:41:48that you would.
00:41:49Frankly, so would I.
00:41:50I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:41:51You don't understand.
00:41:52Let's get some takeout
00:41:54and figure this thing out.
00:41:56I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:42:00Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:05What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:08I have a confession to make.
00:42:12Last night,
00:42:12I don't know how.
00:42:15I don't know why.
00:42:17That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:21Really?
00:42:22Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:24I'm not a good actor.
00:42:26I could even do reality TV.
00:42:29But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:42:33Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:42:36You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:42:41Amelia.
00:42:42Please.
00:42:44I know you felt it too.
00:42:51Amelia.
00:42:52Please.
00:42:53Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:42:56I felt it too.
00:42:57So why are we fighting it?
00:43:04I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:07Me too.
00:43:08I do.
00:43:08I do.
00:43:09I don't know you the question.
00:43:10There.
00:43:13There was a lo'olf.
00:43:17I doubt you loved it.
00:43:19There.
00:43:20It's all you love.
00:43:21I love you.
00:43:21I do find all the answers.
00:43:22You can do it.
00:43:23It's all you love.
00:43:24It's all you love.
00:43:24It's all you love.
00:43:25What?
00:43:25It's all you love.
00:43:26I do.
00:43:27I do this.
00:43:28I do this.
00:43:29It's all you love.
00:43:31You're really il modern and I will be patient to her.
00:43:32I don't understand that you're going to happen.
00:43:33But I know you what you are.
00:43:34Because we have to go.
00:43:36Where is what you are going to?
00:43:37so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:43:46live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:43:50no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:43:57till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:44:07you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:44:12thanks you know we could actually try this
00:44:17hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:44:26we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together why not were you planning on
00:44:35marrying someone else
00:44:36oh gucci what's the rush
00:44:50oh hey royce
00:44:57jake how's it going
00:45:00good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:45:09we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:45:14is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off
00:45:21like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw us together and
00:45:28he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:45:35i didn't mean a pride just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to talk
00:45:43thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:45:51i thought we had a connection
00:45:53you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:45:56come on gucci let's go
00:46:00cats are awesome
00:46:04that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:12you think so
00:46:14maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of the ceo thing
00:46:18oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little
00:46:24brother for me gucci sure but i mean your dog's more amelia specialty
00:46:29yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:46:34at the dog park
00:46:35mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get a lover boy
00:46:42so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:46:58it's my dad's dog not mine
00:47:01let me try
00:47:04that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:47:09do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:47:14no
00:47:16i like my work
00:47:18what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:47:21have fun
00:47:22you're right i should work less
00:47:25if nothing else
00:47:28you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:47:30fetch gucci
00:47:35i've got a big surprise
00:47:41a surprise
00:47:43just wait and see
00:47:45have a good night mr dino bellino
00:47:54what's that
00:48:01special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:48:04gucci
00:48:08it's your favorite prosciutto
00:48:10you know that's awful for dogs right
00:48:14i thought you were
00:48:16off the clock
00:48:18besides a special occasion
00:48:20i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:48:24to pour a little chianti into
00:48:25no kidding
00:48:28this is for us
00:48:29why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:48:31what else is in the bag
00:48:33just some imported italian ingredients
00:48:35so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:48:37you can cook
00:48:39that was so good
00:48:52i feel like i just
00:48:54went to italy even though i've never been
00:48:56how did you
00:48:58do this i can't cook at all
00:49:00making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:03did you learn in culinary school
00:49:05no my mom taught me
00:49:07tell me about her
00:49:09i've never told a girl about my mom
00:49:12sorry
00:49:14i don't mean to pry
00:49:16she passed away when i was 11
00:49:19breast cancer
00:49:20but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:49:23she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:49:26and
00:49:27she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:49:30we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:49:35i still have all of her recipes
00:49:39here
00:49:40handwritten in italian
00:49:41that's really special
00:49:43i miss her
00:49:47this might sound corny but
00:49:50i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:49:53it's not corny
00:49:55but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:49:58just don't tell tmz
00:50:00what about your parents
00:50:03my parents died in a car accident
00:50:06when i was 13
00:50:07it's been me and betsy ever since
00:50:10i'm sorry
00:50:11i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:15i don't want to lose her too
00:50:18i'm sorry
00:50:21your story made me emotional
00:50:23i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:50:25i'll help you
00:50:26no no it's fine
00:50:27i like doing the dishes
00:50:28it relaxes me
00:50:30good
00:50:31because i hate them
00:50:32well then i guess we make a good team
00:50:34is it just the wine
00:50:40or am i really falling for
00:50:42him
00:50:43her
00:50:44you don't want espresso
00:50:47hey
00:50:56hey
00:50:57do you want an espresso
00:51:00i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:02no thank you
00:51:03you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:51:05okay well don't forget gucci
00:51:07how could i
00:51:09ready bro
00:51:11well let me fix your tie
00:51:13what do you know about ties
00:51:16you wear t-shirts to work
00:51:18and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:51:21touche
00:51:22there you go
00:51:25okay bye
00:51:26love you
00:51:30love you too
00:51:31sorry
00:51:41reflex
00:51:43i didn't mean to say that
00:51:44me neither
00:51:45too soon
00:51:46talk about it later
00:51:48yeah
00:51:50okay
00:51:51okay
00:51:52uh could that have been any more awkward
00:51:55and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:51:58look who's here
00:52:03hey my little guy
00:52:06hey little gucci
00:52:07look at this right here
00:52:10huh
00:52:10let's try
00:52:12oh yeah
00:52:14oh yeah now here's a here's mine
00:52:16right
00:52:17just like that huh
00:52:18yeah
00:52:19even got one for big brother
00:52:21right there
00:52:22come to papa
00:52:24yes my boy
00:52:26all right
00:52:27all right
00:52:28all right
00:52:28so we got to talk about this uh
00:52:30this wedding right
00:52:31this is two weeks off
00:52:32hollywood bowl
00:52:34they're waiting for an answer
00:52:35and i bumped into
00:52:36chris martin on the plane
00:52:38he says the band
00:52:39is free
00:52:40you like cold play right
00:52:42dad
00:52:43you can't have the wedding
00:52:44at the hollywood bowl
00:52:45cool
00:52:46well all right
00:52:48then we'll book uh
00:52:49the magic castle
00:52:50how about that
00:52:51not too big
00:52:52plenty of room for cold play
00:52:53huh
00:52:53dad
00:52:54let's just pump the brakes
00:52:55we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:52:58why
00:52:58something wrong with
00:52:59Amelia
00:53:00no
00:53:01everything's great
00:53:03it's better than great
00:53:05honestly
00:53:05but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:53:09that's
00:53:10our thing
00:53:11it's not Amelia's thing
00:53:13i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:53:15wow i never thought of that
00:53:18you know you have a very good point
00:53:21dad
00:53:21i'm very impressed
00:53:24you've never acted like this
00:53:27with any other woman
00:53:28i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:53:31with another girl
00:53:32sounds like you might be falling in love
00:53:35love
00:53:36yeah
00:53:38i don't know
00:53:40he's so cute
00:53:43all right all right
00:53:44change the deal
00:53:45gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:53:48all right
00:53:48and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:53:51a wedding
00:53:52with cold play
00:53:54no cold play dad
00:53:55no cold play
00:53:57so
00:54:03it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:06it's not working
00:54:08i know it
00:54:09i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:54:12and i'm cured
00:54:14what
00:54:15you're cured
00:54:17oh
00:54:18congratulations
00:54:20thank you
00:54:22i wasn't expecting it
00:54:24i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:54:27it only took two sessions
00:54:29i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:54:32maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:54:35what's wrong sis
00:54:37we should be celebrating
00:54:39i brought prosecco
00:54:40no
00:54:42yeah
00:54:42no i'm good
00:54:44yeah
00:54:45amelia
00:54:46i'm your sister
00:54:48you can tell me anything
00:54:49is it michelangelo
00:54:52is everything okay
00:54:54if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:54:57i will take that man thong
00:54:58and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:01that it will cut him in two
00:55:02it's not michelangelo betsy
00:55:05it's me
00:55:08i have to tell you something
00:55:11i cannot believe that they convinced you to do
00:55:17an arranged marriage
00:55:19what is this game of thrones
00:55:21it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:55:24and you know that i would do anything for you
00:55:26actually
00:55:28he's not that bad
00:55:30i kind of like him
00:55:33yeah
00:55:35babe
00:55:35that's called stockholm syndrome
00:55:37we need to get you out of there
00:55:39betsy
00:55:40i have
00:55:41real feelings for him
00:55:44but
00:55:45what about the tabloid stories
00:55:48you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:55:51they banned him
00:55:52for life
00:55:54you'll never go to epcot
00:55:55he's not actually like the stories
00:55:58or at least not to me
00:56:01he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:56:04if you marry michelangelo
00:56:08he will make your life a living hell
00:56:11what if you meet him
00:56:14yeah
00:56:15meet him
00:56:16maybe he'll change your mind
00:56:18maybe
00:56:18maybe you'll actually like him
00:56:20don't count on it
00:56:21please
00:56:22me
00:56:23just give him a chance
00:56:24fine
00:56:26yes
00:56:27only one
00:56:28yes
00:56:29you won't regret it
00:56:33i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:56:34you better bring the whole bottle
00:56:38thank you for making dinner
00:56:42of course
00:56:44i'm glad she's cancer free
00:56:45we need to celebrate
00:56:47michelangelo
00:56:50you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:56:54right
00:56:55you mean besides me
00:56:56i'm serious
00:56:57it's really important to me that you two get along
00:56:59have a glass of wine
00:57:02tonight's gonna be great
00:57:04it's enormous
00:57:16why would anybody need so much room
00:57:21it's nice to see you too sis
00:57:24nice to finally meet you
00:57:28let's see
00:57:29hmm
00:57:30so
00:57:31this is the
00:57:33infamous
00:57:35uh
00:57:35michelangelo
00:57:37how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:57:4296 Domperion
00:57:43Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:57:45yeah
00:57:47sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:57:49it's worth more than my car
00:57:51why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:57:53$8.99 at ralph's
00:57:57it's delicious
00:57:58this was made in france
00:58:01sorry
00:58:02can't touch that stuff
00:58:03so
00:58:05who wants a drink
00:58:07you've hardly thought
00:58:28touch your food
00:58:29it's a little too
00:58:32rich
00:58:33for me
00:58:33mine tastes great
00:58:36so michelangelo
00:58:39i
00:58:39have some
00:58:40big sister questions
00:58:42to ask about the
00:58:43pernuptials coming up
00:58:44you
00:58:45don't mind
00:58:46do you
00:58:46fire away
00:58:48so i know you two have been having your
00:58:51fun
00:58:53um
00:58:54but
00:58:55what's this relationship
00:58:57gonna look like
00:58:58once that honeymoon phase
00:58:59wears off
00:59:00i don't think it's going to
00:59:02that's cute and all
00:59:05but
00:59:05what about her career
00:59:07are you gonna support her
00:59:08or kids
00:59:09what's your stance on that
00:59:10or are you just gonna
00:59:12jump to the next person
00:59:13once you get bored
00:59:14and this gets too serious
00:59:15betsy
00:59:16look
00:59:17i know i have a past
00:59:19but
00:59:20i'm committed to
00:59:22we haven't talked about kids
00:59:24but
00:59:24i'm open to anything
00:59:25see michelangelo
00:59:26that's my point
00:59:27you two are getting married
00:59:29and you barely know each other
00:59:31we know
00:59:32easy betsy
00:59:34i just think it's a bad idea
00:59:37getting married this soon
00:59:38and if you really cared about amelia
00:59:40you would give her the time
00:59:43and what makes you such an expert
00:59:44i don't see a ring on your finger
00:59:46michelangelo
00:59:48you probably picked them apart
00:59:50the way you're doing me right now
00:59:51it's no wonder amelia was so uptight
00:59:52when i met her
00:59:53she gets it from you
00:59:54are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
00:59:57you started it
01:00:02why don't we all just
01:00:05calm down
01:00:06betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:00:08no
01:00:09she's alone and miserable
01:00:11and trying to drag you down with her
01:00:12that's not fair michelangelo
01:00:14she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:00:16you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:00:18and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:00:22you know what
01:00:22you can't talk to betsy like that
01:00:24that's my sister
01:00:25she just survived cancer
01:00:26that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own
01:00:32house
01:00:32this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:00:35not to me
01:00:36you know maybe she should be concerned
01:00:38i don't like this side of you
01:00:39see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:00:42but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:00:44you told her
01:00:46she's my sister
01:00:47i don't care that violates our agreement
01:00:49oh is that all i am to you
01:00:51a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:00:53it's not what i meant
01:00:55it came out wrong amelia
01:00:56i love you
01:00:58you love me
01:01:00don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:01:03shut the fuck up
01:01:04you know what maybe she was right
01:01:07i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:01:09we need to get out of here
01:01:16i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:01:22emilia
01:01:26i know this is hard to hear
01:01:28but
01:01:30you did the right thing
01:01:32you do so much better than him
01:01:34yeah
01:01:36but he isn't a monster
01:01:38i shouldn't have said that
01:01:40we can talk about it on the road
01:01:42get packing
01:01:43and if we leave now
01:01:45we can get to mexico by dawn
01:01:46lay low for a bit
01:01:47mexico
01:01:48or canada
01:01:49whatever
01:01:50it's that or stay here and get sued
01:01:52by the dino lovinos
01:01:54or worse
01:01:56i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:01:59i mean
01:01:59i only told you about the contract
01:02:02it's not like i told the media
01:02:03you don't know that
01:02:05we're
01:02:07liabilities
01:02:08lose ends
01:02:09you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:02:11get rid of that thing
01:02:17they could be tracking us right now
01:02:19yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:02:24see
01:02:26he could have a sniper on us
01:02:29it's romulus
01:02:33hey romulus
01:02:35what
01:02:36what do you mean gucci's missing
01:02:39you came
01:02:51against my better judgment
01:02:54i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:02:57i've just been busy
01:02:59but
01:02:59it's over with now
01:03:02you should
01:03:04punish me for straying
01:03:06you make me sick
01:03:09i make me sick
01:03:11nice
01:03:20underwear
01:03:22it's a great craftsmanship
01:03:25okay
01:03:30let's get this over with
01:03:32is that all you have to say
01:03:35do you even realize how hot i am
01:03:38i'm
01:03:39sorry
01:03:40chantelle
01:03:42i thought i wanted this
01:03:45but i don't
01:03:47i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:03:51amelia broke up with me
01:03:56it feels like she's stomping on my heart
01:04:02i was one of your shoes
01:04:03never in a million years that i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:04:08i am fucking devastated
01:04:10and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:04:13i just wanted to come back to me
01:04:16i amelia
01:04:27hi dad
01:04:29gucci's gone
01:04:31i'll be right there
01:04:34romulus
01:04:41what
01:04:42oh
01:04:42oh
01:04:44wait
01:04:45well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:04:48we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:04:50he just shot off like a rocket
01:04:52i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:04:56well we can help you find him
01:04:59yeah
01:05:00right
01:05:01oh
01:05:02good thanks
01:05:04good
01:05:04gucci
01:05:05this better not be a trap
01:05:07just come on
01:05:08gucci
01:05:12gucci
01:05:13gucci
01:05:13hey hey hey where's michelangelo
01:05:15huh
01:05:16i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:05:18oh um
01:05:19he's
01:05:20sorry i'm late dad
01:05:21where were you
01:05:23i had to stop for late night delivery of mastrionis
01:05:26it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:05:28if this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:05:30nothing will
01:05:31smart move dude
01:05:33here ladies
01:05:34take a piece of this prosciutto over here
01:05:36that's it
01:05:37emilia
01:05:41gucci
01:05:52gucci
01:05:52we've been looking for him all night long
01:06:02we're never gonna find him
01:06:05don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:06:08keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:06:09see
01:06:12they're not gonna kill us
01:06:13i do have to admit though
01:06:15i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:06:18he's really
01:06:20there for his dad
01:06:21his dad's dog
01:06:23so you approve now
01:06:25they didn't say that
01:06:26gucci
01:06:29gucci
01:06:30gucci
01:06:31gucci
01:06:32gucci
01:06:33my boy's back
01:06:36oh
01:06:36okay
01:06:44okay
01:06:44i'm
01:06:46a little closer
01:06:47to approving
01:06:48i
01:06:54might
01:06:56have
01:06:57possibly
01:06:58misjudged you
01:07:00a little
01:07:02it's okay
01:07:04most of
01:07:05what the tabloids publish is true
01:07:07they just
01:07:08leave out part of the story
01:07:09amelia
01:07:11can we talk
01:07:13please
01:07:16amelia
01:07:19can we talk
01:07:21please
01:07:24okay
01:07:25amelia
01:07:35i'm
01:07:36sorry about earlier tonight
01:07:38i shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:07:41and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:07:44i hope that you know you
01:07:49mean so much more to me than just
01:07:51a business agreement
01:07:52thanks for saying that
01:07:55i needed to hear that
01:07:57and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:08:01you're not one
01:08:03i'm still learning new things about you
01:08:07most of them are good
01:08:09i'm happy we signed the contract
01:08:12i'm not
01:08:15you're not
01:08:18what do you mean
01:08:19amelia this
01:08:21might sound crazy but
01:08:23i meant it when i said that i love you
01:08:26and i don't want
01:08:28some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:08:31i want to know that our love is real
01:08:35dad
01:08:38what is it son
01:08:40i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:08:43why son
01:08:45because i want to ask her to marry me
01:08:48and not because of some legal obligation
01:08:53but because she wants to
01:08:56consider our contract null and void
01:09:04amelia
01:09:12what will it be
01:09:14will you marry me
01:09:17will you marry me
01:09:20yes
01:09:23i'll marry you
01:09:25you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:09:42and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:09:45look at me
01:09:47i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:09:50all right
01:09:52all right you two
01:09:53that's enough all right
01:09:55we spent this whole night together
01:09:57come over to my place all right
01:09:59we'll have a nice breakfast
01:10:00italian style
01:10:02hopefully it's not
01:10:03too rich for you
01:10:05i think i can get used to it
01:10:07and
01:10:07then we can all discuss the wedding
01:10:09all right
01:10:10i want to hear from everybody involved
01:10:12especially uh coldplay
01:10:14we're not getting coldplay dad
01:10:16it was worth a try
01:10:18and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:10:44michelangelo
01:10:45michelangelo
01:10:45amelia
01:10:49even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:10:54we're
01:10:54perfect together
01:10:56i've
01:10:58learned so much from you in
01:10:59such a short amount of time
01:11:01and
01:11:01not just about dogs
01:11:03i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:11:08i'm
01:11:11looking
01:11:12forward to your
01:11:14support and counsel
01:11:15as i take over
01:11:17the family business from my father this year
01:11:19and
01:11:19in return
01:11:20i
01:11:21promise
01:11:22to
01:11:24be patient
01:11:26and a loving husband
01:11:27as you turn our backyard
01:11:29into the doggy daycare
01:11:30you've always dreamt of
01:11:31amelia you're
01:11:37the only thing better
01:11:39than free underwear
01:11:40i love you so much
01:11:43i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are
01:11:55michelangelo you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:12:01something i hope to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:12:04and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like a lifetime
01:12:13in a good way
01:12:14i know your mom would be proud of you
01:12:17ti amo michelangelo
01:12:18i love you
01:12:19with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:12:23and the city of beverly hills
01:12:25i now pronounce you husband
01:12:26and wife
01:12:27you may kiss your bride
01:12:29thanks
01:12:38i'm betsy
01:12:40amelia's sister
01:12:42i'm jake
01:12:43another dog walker
01:12:45it's crazy
01:12:47you know given my sister
01:12:48but
01:12:49i've always been more of a cat person
01:12:51me too
01:12:52oh
01:12:54it's class
01:12:57red dragon
01:13:06record by
01:13:07short drama free
01:13:08follow for more
01:13:09red dragon
01:13:24record by
01:13:25short drama free
01:13:26follow for more
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01:13:43oh
01:13:44and
01:13:48i'm
01:13:50i'm
01:13:50i'm
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