I'm Done Being A Yes Man Full Movie

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00:00:00Um, Stella, can you please throw this card down with me?

00:00:03You're all according to the California Motor Park and the people.

00:00:05Christ, why'd you bring this fucking loser? He's running all my lives.

00:00:08I don't keep him on a leash, so we don't have his daddy's fancy car.

00:00:11I feel like we need to ride a lot of luxury.

00:00:14Savage. God, I love you.

00:00:16No, no, no, please. Please, please, please, please.

00:00:20Relax, I'm Stella. I'm just having a little fun.

00:00:24I thought you liked having fun with me.

00:00:26No, I do. I do. Seriously, I was just...

00:00:32You know, we need to...

00:00:33What did I do?

00:00:40What was that?

00:00:41Did I just kill someone?

00:00:43Oh, my God.

00:00:45No, no, no, no. You didn't do this.

00:00:48This car is technically in Enzo's name.

00:00:50Well, actually, it's on him.

00:00:52Oh, no, no, I wasn't the one driving.

00:00:56Yeah?

00:00:57You let a trunk minor behind the wheel.

00:00:59So this is your fault!

00:01:00No, no, no.

00:01:01Enzo, Enzo, please.

00:01:03You are the heir to the Queen of Corporation.

00:01:05If you plead guilty, they'll get off with a slap on the wrist.

00:01:08Meanwhile, I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur.

00:01:12A lone class, nobody.

00:01:14They'll take me to jail, and then I'll never see you again.

00:01:17Yeah, dude.

00:01:18What kind of man let the girl take the fall?

00:01:20Enzo, I'm begging you.

00:01:22I know how you feel about me.

00:01:23I hope make it worth your while once you're free,

00:01:25and then we can finally be together.

00:01:27How does that sound?

00:01:35Okay, look at that.

00:01:37Wait for me.

00:01:38I'll be back, okay?

00:01:39Okay.

00:01:40Let's go.

00:01:41Wait!

00:01:42Wait!

00:01:43Put your hands in the air!

00:01:44Oh, Stella!

00:01:45Oh my gosh!

00:01:46Oh, I'm so happy to see you.

00:01:47Oh, you finally came to be on the island.

00:01:48I'd love to, but...

00:01:49I don't have the money right now.

00:01:50Oh, you know, that's okay.

00:01:51You're just going with that checkbook.

00:01:52Alright?

00:01:53Send the safe.

00:01:54Find the painting in the closet.

00:01:55The code is 50814.

00:01:56Perfect!

00:01:57Don't tell anyone about it, alright?

00:01:58The account is linked to my phone.

00:01:59Oh, I'm so happy to see you.

00:02:00Oh, you finally came to be on the island.

00:02:01I'd love to, but...

00:02:02I don't have the money right now.

00:02:03Oh, you know, that's okay.

00:02:04You're just going with that checkbook.

00:02:05Alright?

00:02:06Send the safe.

00:02:07Find the painting in the closet.

00:02:08The code is 50814.

00:02:09You need one of the business trips,

00:02:10so I shouldn't do this.

00:02:11Perfect!

00:02:12Don't tell anyone about it, alright?

00:02:13The account is linked to my phone.

00:02:14I don't know.

00:02:15I don't know.

00:02:16I don't know.

00:02:17I don't know.

00:02:18I don't know.

00:02:19I don't know.

00:02:20I don't know.

00:02:21I don't know.

00:02:22I don't know.

00:02:23Don't tell anyone about it, alright?

00:02:25The account is linked to my father's trust, which has...

00:02:27Aliens.

00:02:28Of dollars.

00:02:29So, basically, please look.

00:02:31You don't say.

00:02:36Tony, the code is 0814.

00:02:38Provide yourself a check for however much you want.

00:02:40This moron basically said it's a bottomless well.

00:02:43What are you talking about, Stella?

00:02:45What are you doing right now?

00:02:47Don't look at me like that.

00:02:49You offered to hell.

00:02:50Because I'd do anything for you.

00:02:51I gave your father a job.

00:02:53I let you both move in with me.

00:02:55I hate you.

00:02:56I thank you.

00:02:57It's fine.

00:02:58I love you.

00:03:03How sweet.

00:03:05But I'd rather die than become a funky weird bird like yourself.

00:03:09Your family might be rich, but you're social suicide.

00:03:12Don't you excuse me?

00:03:13I'm going to spend your family's fortune with the man of my dreams while you rot in jail.

00:03:18Oh, bye.

00:03:19Why?

00:03:20No.

00:03:21Why?

00:03:22Why?

00:03:23Why?

00:03:24Why?

00:03:25Stop!

00:03:26Enzo Quinn, heir to the Quinn fortune, has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter.

00:03:32Facing a ten year sentence, Quinn will be held in a juvenile.

00:03:35Enzo!

00:03:36Really?

00:03:37Give me a second.

00:03:38Please.

00:03:39Please give me a second.

00:03:40Please.

00:03:41I didn't do it.

00:03:42I didn't do it.

00:03:43Okay?

00:03:44You have to blame me.

00:03:45No.

00:03:46Of course you didn't.

00:03:47This isn't you.

00:03:48Just give me some time.

00:03:49My dad's aware.

00:03:50I'll figure out a way to get you out.

00:03:52I...

00:03:53I never even gave you the time of day.

00:03:55I was a jerk to you.

00:03:56Why would you help me?

00:03:58Well, when you left someone, you don't need a reason.

00:04:02Here.

00:04:03Just take this, okay?

00:04:05That's enough.

00:04:06Let's go.

00:04:07I'll prove you're innocent, Enzo.

00:04:08I'll leave no stone unturned.

00:04:09I shouldn't have noticed you.

00:04:10I should have been there for you.

00:04:11Let's go.

00:04:12That little shrink.

00:04:13What a fucking simp.

00:04:14What should we buy first?

00:04:15You got a car?

00:04:16No.

00:04:17We need to be smart about this.

00:04:18That troll Lily already snapped.

00:04:20I'm sorry.

00:04:21I'm sorry.

00:04:22I'm sorry.

00:04:23I'm sorry.

00:04:24I'm sorry.

00:04:25I'm sorry.

00:04:26I'm sorry.

00:04:27I'm sorry.

00:04:28I'm sorry.

00:04:29I'm sorry.

00:04:30I'm sorry.

00:04:31I'm sorry.

00:04:32I'm sorry.

00:04:33I'm sorry.

00:04:34I'm sorry.

00:04:35I'm sorry.

00:04:36I'm sorry.

00:04:37Nothing around.

00:04:38Dead's set on freeing his little bro now.

00:04:40Shit.

00:04:41Enzo already knows it as soon as he hits her off!

00:04:45Then we'll just have to make him disappear.

00:04:48How do we do that?

00:04:50Hey.

00:04:51We have all the money in the world.

00:04:54I'll just pay someone to do it.

00:04:58No, no, no.

00:05:00Please.

00:05:01Please.

00:05:02No.

00:05:03This is the sumter of doors.

00:05:06I'm so sorry, Lily.

00:05:26If I could go back in time, I'd cherish every moment with you.

00:05:31And I would make Stella pay.

00:05:36I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

00:06:05Oh, thank God, it's you.

00:06:14Oh, that must be a drink.

00:06:15Are you feeling okay?

00:06:17You just fainted while we were studying.

00:06:19Studying?

00:06:27Hi.

00:06:28I'm so sorry.

00:06:29Benzo, what's wrong?

00:06:34Why are they still practicing the season out of October 3?

00:06:37It's the 30th of August.

00:06:39The season just started.

00:06:40Is everything okay?

00:06:46Holy shit.

00:06:47Did this thing take me back in time?

00:06:49There's no blood in the nose car.

00:07:02I couldn't give him another chance to make you threat.

00:07:05What the hell, Tony?

00:07:06You could have broken his nose.

00:07:08Oh, chill out.

00:07:09Come on, I barely tapped him.

00:07:11Besides, broken nose would only improve his fade.

00:07:14I'm fine, Lily, I'm fine.

00:07:15You know, maybe you'd actually win if you learned how to throw.

00:07:18What did you just say, you PBS-looking bitch?

00:07:24Stella, I think these bottom theaters forgot their place.

00:07:28No, they know where they stand on the blue chain.

00:07:31Enzo, go get Tony a soda.

00:07:35Stella, I'll see you.

00:07:39I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch who destroyed my life and tried to end it.

00:07:43After all I've done for her, all the gifts and money, a room in my family's mansion,

00:07:48she took me for granted.

00:07:50But now, I can get revenge.

00:07:55Stella, is your little laptop going okay?

00:07:57What?

00:07:58You know, he's literally obsessed with me.

00:08:00He does whatever I say.

00:08:02Watch.

00:08:04Enzo, we gotta go tell me.

00:08:07Why don't you leave me a soda?

00:08:08It's so hot out here.

00:08:10And is there anything I wouldn't do for a drink?

00:08:13Sure.

00:08:15Stella, anything for you.

00:08:17Whoa, you've got a completely wrapped around your finger.

00:08:20I've never seen a guy so dumb bad before.

00:08:22I know, he's so cringed.

00:08:23He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead.

00:08:27I give his life purpose.

00:08:29I consider him a charity case.

00:08:30He's coming back.

00:08:31He's practically drooling like a dog.

00:08:34Careful, you might start humping your leg.

00:08:36What took you so long?

00:08:38I know wonder you're not on the flip-flops now.

00:08:43Gave it to me.

00:08:50Here.

00:08:51You must be thirsty.

00:08:57Here.

00:08:57You must be thirsty.

00:08:59Thanks.

00:09:00Enzo.

00:09:01Whoa.

00:09:02I think your door pad's going on a pair of balls.

00:09:04Stella.

00:09:05You gotta let him play you like that?

00:09:06What are you doing?

00:09:07That was for me.

00:09:08No.

00:09:09I actually bought it with my own money so I can give it to whoever I want.

00:09:12Are you on your last brain cell?

00:09:14Who do you think you're talking to?

00:09:15Who do you think you're talking to?

00:09:16Hmm?

00:09:17Or did you forget my family's name because you were singing an awfully different tune when

00:09:22you begged my dad to write you that call of recommendation letter?

00:09:25Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?

00:09:30What are you doing with the call of recommendation letter from his dad?

00:09:33Oh, is that what she said?

00:09:35Fine.

00:09:36Fine.

00:09:37Just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of the servant.

00:09:40I've got to stick my fist down your throat for being such a jackass.

00:09:43Hey, leave him alone.

00:09:45Aww.

00:09:46You're protecting each other.

00:09:48Just like stray dogs at the pound.

00:09:52Tony, save your energy.

00:09:54Just let me talk to him.

00:09:55Listen, I don't know if this is because of Tony or what, but if you expose me, I'll never

00:10:04speak to you again.

00:10:05And I know how you really feel about me, so do you really want to jeopardize us?

00:10:10Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?

00:10:14Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?

00:10:18I can't just cut her off now.

00:10:20If I want her to suffer like she made me suffer,

00:10:23I need to draw this out.

00:10:26You're right.

00:10:28I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you.

00:10:32I knew it.

00:10:34You never could resist me.

00:10:36This isn't how to get my attention.

00:10:39I like the soft boy who obeys my every command.

00:10:42Think you can do that?

00:10:45Of course.

00:10:46Good.

00:10:47Now, if you just buy me new pom-poms and give it my drive cleaning and box my Cadillac,

00:10:52then maybe I'll forgive you.

00:10:58And fuck it up.

00:10:59She'll make you like her shoes.

00:11:01Aw, you're just feeling his wet dreams.

00:11:03Guys, we wasted enough time with these losers.

00:11:06I can hear the jinx on the big game.

00:11:08Oh, speaking of, we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria.

00:11:12My treat.

00:11:13Every meal there's like $200.

00:11:15Come on, like that's expensive?

00:11:17Invite everybody.

00:11:18Let's make it a party.

00:11:20Except for you two, because they have a dress code.

00:11:24I don't think you can.

00:11:26Stella's such a snake.

00:11:34After everything you've done for her, she's going to humiliate you for being her servant's son.

00:11:40Sorry.

00:11:42I shouldn't have said anything.

00:11:43I know you like her.

00:11:44Nope.

00:11:50She means nothing to me now.

00:11:57I never realized that you can always be on my side and I'll never ignore you again.

00:12:04Do you mean it?

00:12:05I promise.

00:12:06Lily.

00:12:15Hey.

00:12:17How many times have I just had this mouth breather?

00:12:19I don't drink milk.

00:12:21And why would I care about that?

00:12:22I got this trade for Lily.

00:12:24Are you just making me jealous?

00:12:25Is this a payback for Tony?

00:12:27I definitely pay back for some time.

00:12:28He's just like a laptop, just begging for her problems.

00:12:32I can have any guys that I want.

00:12:34You should feel lucky to have the privilege of getting my lunch.

00:12:37Oh, yeah?

00:12:37Yeah, I'm sure all these guys line up for you.

00:12:40We're on that street corner where you work.

00:12:43You want to say that again?

00:12:51You guys, come on.

00:12:52Stop.

00:12:53It's going too hard.

00:12:55You don't want to end up like a freak friend.

00:12:57I suggest you keep your trap shut.

00:12:59All right, guys.

00:12:59Bring your leftovers over here.

00:13:01I'm worried this bait and cuck isn't good enough to eat it.

00:13:03He's done.

00:13:04Oh.

00:13:06Tony, come on.

00:13:07Stop it.

00:13:08What's the matter?

00:13:08I can earn her?

00:13:13This little lap dog can hide, huh?

00:13:15Get him, Tony.

00:13:16I'll pay for his medical bill later.

00:13:24There's a limit to my patience.

00:13:25Tony, people are watching.

00:13:27What are you, some kind of fucking end sword now?

00:13:37Come on then, fight back.

00:13:39You're a pussy.

00:13:40A nobody.

00:13:41Bitch, son of a broke servant.

00:13:46Oh, fuck!

00:13:47If you think fighting is going to get my attention, you're pathetic.

00:13:51Oh, no, I am not fighting for you.

00:13:54Hey, what is going on here?

00:13:58You're bleeding.

00:13:59I'm fine.

00:14:00Principal Harris and the star did it.

00:14:01It's his fault.

00:14:02I don't care who started it.

00:14:04All involved will be punished.

00:14:07Including you, little miss.

00:14:09Stella Quinn.

00:14:10As in, heir to the Quinn Corporation?

00:14:13You know, the family that funded the Bright Star Education Foundation.

00:14:18You mean, your family is the anonymous donor that gave $100 million to the school?

00:14:23Yep, I am.

00:14:25If that little Simpels to marry me so bad, won't mind if I take his family's name early.

00:14:30That two-faced bitch.

00:14:33Now she's just politely stealing my identity.

00:14:35Fine.

00:14:36She can dig herself into a pit of lice.

00:14:39It'll feel even better to watch her fall.

00:14:43Principal Harris, I trust you'll deal with this matter accordingly.

00:14:48Listen, young man.

00:14:49This is grounds for expulsion.

00:14:51I'm going to call your parents right now.

00:14:52What are you doing?

00:14:53No, no, no, no, Lily.

00:14:54This is unacceptable.

00:14:56You're right.

00:14:57We should call all our parents involved right now and settle the steps.

00:15:00Yeah, call Stella's family while you're at it.

00:15:02I'm sure they want to know why their own servant's son is taking fights with their daughter.

00:15:07Nice one, Enzo.

00:15:08How are you going to get your family thrown out on the streets?

00:15:10That's okay.

00:15:11They're used to tents and park benches.

00:15:13No, yeah.

00:15:13I literally just call my dad right now.

00:15:15Just move on to the middle.

00:15:18If Enzo's death comes ungloomed, everyone will know I'm not the real heir.

00:15:22I can't let that happen.

00:15:24I'll save you, the suffering.

00:15:26If you apologize in front of everyone, I'll forgive you for this little misstep.

00:15:30Stella, why are you acting nervous?

00:15:32Isn't he the son of your servant?

00:15:34Stella, make this one suffer.

00:15:37Enzo knows what he did wrong.

00:15:39And my family taught me to give everyone a second chance.

00:15:43No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:15:44I have not learned my lesson.

00:15:46You should get my dad here immediately to self.

00:15:49Can you just drop it?

00:15:50Stop playing this out just to get my attention.

00:15:53I'm going to leave before you say anything else to risk your family's livelihood.

00:16:00You okay?

00:16:03I'm fine.

00:16:04I'm fine.

00:16:04You okay?

00:16:06The cracks in her stories are already starting to show.

00:16:12Yo, look at that, Bowie.

00:16:14Sex on wheels.

00:16:15I think that's Stella's chauffeur's car.

00:16:17Have you seen her get in it before?

00:16:19If I had a car like that, maybe Tony would know it's me.

00:16:21Hey, if you're that desperate, then...

00:16:24I might know a guy.

00:16:30Hey, unlock the door, man.

00:16:34Hey!

00:16:36Kevin, what are you doing, man?

00:16:37I said unlock the door.

00:16:38I don't have time to drive you home today.

00:16:44I promised my daughter I'd drive her and Tony around.

00:16:47Hey!

00:16:48Hey!

00:16:49No, excuse me.

00:16:50Man, I pay your salary, not Stella.

00:16:52Watch your tone, kid.

00:16:54I know you've been pining after my daughter.

00:16:57I didn't want to get with her.

00:16:58I'd say it's in your best interest to keep your future father-in-law happy.

00:17:01Besides, you two seem more suited for the boss, if anyone.

00:17:08Kevin, what?

00:17:09I'm not messing around.

00:17:11Open the door.

00:17:12God, he's shameless.

00:17:14Hey, you guys.

00:17:15You wanted to meet Stella's father, right?

00:17:16Here he is.

00:17:17A penniless fucking driver.

00:17:19Keep bluffing.

00:17:20We all know you're going to start wiping your cows

00:17:22while Miss Stella shows up.

00:17:24Oh, yeah, right.

00:17:25I totally forgot.

00:17:26I'm so madly in love with her.

00:17:28I'm so madly in love with you.

00:17:30That's great.

00:17:32No matter how rich you are,

00:17:34as long as you keep crawling at my daughter's feet,

00:17:37she'll eventually replace you as the heir to the Quinn Corporation.

00:17:42Yeah, I forgot.

00:17:44I'm so madly in love with her.

00:17:48Kevin, I'll say this one more time.

00:17:51Open this door, or I'd be happy to call my father

00:17:54that you don't know who the big boss is, okay?

00:17:57Everyone is replaceable.

00:17:59What's up with this kid today?

00:18:01He's got more attitude than usual.

00:18:04Great timing, Stella.

00:18:05You're stalking his raggedy girlfriend.

00:18:07You're trying to hitch a ride.

00:18:08Well, here comes Stella.

00:18:11She can teach this sucker a lesson.

00:18:13Oh, no.

00:18:14It looks like we don't have room for you guys today.

00:18:17Well, since I'm so giving,

00:18:20here's some bus fare.

00:18:23You know, Stella, I really underestimated you.

00:18:26How to grow with nothing and become such a spoiled brat?

00:18:28You want a repeat in the cafeteria, buddy?

00:18:31Seriously, Enzo?

00:18:32I just forgave you for what happened earlier.

00:18:35If this is your big attempt at getting my attention,

00:18:38newsflash, Enzo,

00:18:39I'm not going to fall for your little tantrum.

00:18:41Oh, yeah?

00:18:42Let's see who really throws attention

00:18:43when they find out who owns the car, huh?

00:18:46Tony, open the door.

00:18:46Have fun with your ugly church vows, bust boy.

00:18:56Over the door!

00:19:00It's fine.

00:19:01I just need my own way home.

00:19:02It's fine.

00:19:02No.

00:19:03For now on, you're going to start taking care of that.

00:19:05Okay?

00:19:06Beginning with this.

00:19:11Yeah?

00:19:12It's time to exterminate some pests.

00:19:16Dude, you can't stop pretending, man.

00:19:18They're already gone.

00:19:20You and your little virgin friend

00:19:21can go hurry up before you miss the bus.

00:19:23God, Lily, are you brain dead?

00:19:25Or really just that desperate

00:19:27you'd choose this reject

00:19:28over a whole school of guys?

00:19:30Come on, Lily, stop.

00:19:31Aww.

00:19:32Look at the man for each other.

00:19:34Like bacneum body odor.

00:19:36Keep laughing, guys.

00:19:39Any moment now,

00:19:40you're going to find out

00:19:40who's really the heir to the Queen Corporation.

00:19:42Stop pretending, man.

00:19:44We all know that's does.

00:19:45You're part of been family afloat

00:19:47because of her bleeding heart.

00:19:48What a moron.

00:19:50If you just kept kissing the ground

00:19:51she walked on like a good little sip,

00:19:53she'd continue to pay your way.

00:19:55Aww.

00:19:55You said you went and spazzed out.

00:19:57Then you'll have to live

00:19:58with that guilt and humiliation.

00:20:01The only person who's going to regret anything today

00:20:03will be stuck.

00:20:06Just you wait.

00:20:07Watch.

00:20:08That car will be turning around

00:20:10in three.

00:20:12Let's stay back.

00:20:13I want to watch this blow up in his face.

00:20:15Two.

00:20:16You really committed to the pit.

00:20:18One.

00:20:26They really came back?

00:20:36I apologize for my poor attitude earlier, sir.

00:20:39Oh, yeah.

00:20:39Please.

00:20:40I'm happy with that.

00:20:41Yeah.

00:20:41Ah.

00:20:44Why did Stella allow her servant's son

00:20:46to use her car?

00:20:48Hi.

00:20:49Come on, Lily.

00:20:50I know, and why is the driver

00:20:53acting like the simps of the boss?

00:20:58Did you really have to report me to your father?

00:21:01You're never going to get Stella

00:21:02if you're acting like a petty bitch.

00:21:05If you have a problem

00:21:05with the way I handle things

00:21:06I can help you with Nadia.

00:21:10No.

00:21:11That won't be necessary, sir.

00:21:12I just felt so bad for him.

00:21:15I mean, you know what a ride like that

00:21:17means to a charity case like him?

00:21:23Let's see how long you can keep

00:21:24like this little heiress routine

00:21:25without petty tyranny.

00:21:27Oh!

00:21:28I almost forgot.

00:21:33For the bus ride.

00:21:34Oh!

00:21:36Oh, you scrawny,

00:21:38ungrateful piece of shit!

00:21:39Stella treated you with pity!

00:21:41You treated her like that?

00:21:42Come on!

00:21:45Come out of here

00:21:46and find me like a man!

00:21:47Tony, save your energy.

00:21:49A commoner like that

00:21:50would no plus

00:21:51if it slapped him in the face.

00:21:53She thinks she has me whipped.

00:21:55But she's about to learn

00:21:56who's really on the leash.

00:22:01Oh!

00:22:02Who's been with that little punk lately?

00:22:04He's been talking back to you.

00:22:05He's probably just jealous

00:22:06because you've been hanging around.

00:22:07No, I think it's because

00:22:08you're too nice to him.

00:22:10You really can't engage

00:22:11people like that.

00:22:12It'll just stab you in the back.

00:22:15So this is how you want to play it,

00:22:16Mito?

00:22:17I don't care if you kiss my feet

00:22:19and shower me in gifts.

00:22:21You're dead to me.

00:22:22There you go.

00:22:33Thanks.

00:22:34Nice house.

00:22:36Yeah, thank you.

00:22:36That's great.

00:22:41Wow.

00:22:42I've never had a guy

00:22:43take me home before,

00:22:44but I'm just really happy

00:22:45to be with you.

00:22:46My birthday is this Friday

00:22:51and I was wondering

00:22:52if maybe you'd

00:22:53want to celebrate

00:22:55with me?

00:22:56That's right.

00:22:57Lily and Stella

00:22:58have the same birthday.

00:22:59I always do to celebrate.

00:23:00The biggest part

00:23:00is money goodbye.

00:23:02So no one was around

00:23:03to celebrate those.

00:23:04Yes.

00:23:05Of course.

00:23:06Lily,

00:23:06I am never missing

00:23:07your birthday again.

00:23:09You can count on that.

00:23:15See you later, okay?

00:23:36You're a little lag today.

00:23:37It almost cost me my job.

00:23:41Do you really want

00:23:41to make it harder

00:23:42to win over Stella?

00:23:43The only reason

00:23:44you're even so unemployed,

00:23:45Kevin,

00:23:46was because you were

00:23:46my father's trusted chauffeur

00:23:48for the past 10 years.

00:23:50I really don't give a shit

00:23:51in Stella's face.

00:23:55You left Bodger

00:23:56and down with this

00:23:56petty bullshit.

00:23:57Petty?

00:24:01You live in a mansion

00:24:03with your daughter

00:24:04and make more than

00:24:05all the other employees,

00:24:07Kevin.

00:24:08I can make your life

00:24:09go away like that.

00:24:10All right?

00:24:12So shut your mouth

00:24:13and put the foot on me.

00:24:17Yes, sir.

00:24:20If he's starting

00:24:21to lose interest

00:24:22and Stella's got to get him back,

00:24:24we deserve to be

00:24:25the Pud family

00:24:26one way or another.

00:24:27Good afternoon there,

00:24:35Enzo.

00:24:36May I take your back?

00:24:37Sure.

00:24:37Yeah.

00:24:38Thank you so much.

00:24:39May I take your back?

00:24:41Good afternoon, May.

00:24:43Very well.

00:24:44Thank you, sir.

00:24:45Yes.

00:24:46Oh, May.

00:24:47So I was thinking

00:24:48this Friday night

00:24:49I would love

00:24:49to host

00:24:50an extravagant birthday party

00:24:52at the mansion

00:24:52for a very special girl.

00:24:55Do you think

00:24:56we could contact

00:24:56Mr. Blake,

00:24:57the former White House

00:24:58event planner

00:24:59to get everything organized?

00:25:00Of course, sir.

00:25:03And I hope you're hungry.

00:25:05Your father had

00:25:05top-grade

00:25:06carbonara shrimp

00:25:07flown in from Spain.

00:25:09The chef is preparing it now

00:25:10and it will be ready

00:25:11right after your back.

00:25:14Really, Chris.

00:25:15Thank you so much.

00:25:16I'll see you later.

00:25:19Look at that little creep

00:25:21pretending like

00:25:23he's moved on to Stella.

00:25:24He's still throwing

00:25:25a fancy birthday party for her.

00:25:27As long as she keeps

00:25:28his interest,

00:25:29we'll be married

00:25:30with a good fortune

00:25:32and no time.

00:25:41Take whatever you want.

00:25:42It's not that expensive anyway.

00:25:44What?

00:25:45These are all

00:25:45designer brand

00:25:46limited edition

00:25:47and you own it

00:25:48needs to be

00:25:49tens of thousands

00:25:50of dollars.

00:25:51And this

00:25:52is Brady's

00:25:53original battle jersey.

00:25:55It's a certified relic.

00:25:57Keep it.

00:25:58I'm like I'm like

00:25:58you can just buy more

00:25:59if you want to.

00:26:00Whatever I want,

00:26:01I get.

00:26:02You're so lucky.

00:26:03Sometimes I question

00:26:04the taste of old rich people.

00:26:06Like this is so hideous.

00:26:07Even my own grandmother

00:26:08wouldn't have had.

00:26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:26:12No, who said you could test that?

00:26:13That everyone was worth

00:26:14more than your life.

00:26:15Put it back.

00:26:16Put all of this back.

00:26:17Don't be such a buzzkill, Enzo.

00:26:19These are my guests.

00:26:20No, Stella.

00:26:21They're your freaking

00:26:22mindless drones

00:26:23chasing after your fake fortune.

00:26:24You have no right

00:26:25to bring them into my

00:26:26parents' bedroom.

00:26:26You shouldn't even be here.

00:26:27What are you talking about?

00:26:29This is Stella's

00:26:30family mansion?

00:26:31You're lucky

00:26:32they even let you

00:26:32stay here.

00:26:34Who are you going to do

00:26:34with this ring?

00:26:36Don't you have some

00:26:36tanky serpent's quarters

00:26:38to get back to?

00:26:39You know,

00:26:40Stella, I'm just going

00:26:41to give you one chance

00:26:42to just come clean

00:26:43right now

00:26:43and tell everyone

00:26:44the truth.

00:26:45You and your dad

00:26:45are going to have

00:26:46to find somewhere else

00:26:46or what it's going to be.

00:26:48Stop being so immature.

00:26:53I know that you're

00:26:54doing all of this

00:26:56because you're jealous

00:26:56of Tony.

00:26:57Stella,

00:26:58you want to take care

00:26:59of this poser?

00:27:00Oh, you've got to be

00:27:01fucking joking, Stella.

00:27:02You love my jersey?

00:27:03No, take it off now.

00:27:05Be real.

00:27:06Both you and I know

00:27:07you can never

00:27:08afford this jersey.

00:27:10Stella bought it

00:27:11for you out of pity.

00:27:12You're a walking

00:27:12charity kid.

00:27:14Jesus.

00:27:15Oh, yeah,

00:27:15why don't I just

00:27:15find the certificate

00:27:16of authenticity

00:27:17and we can see

00:27:18you in the ownership

00:27:18of something?

00:27:19You're not be such

00:27:20a fucking spaz

00:27:21for one night,

00:27:21Enzo.

00:27:22It's just a dirty

00:27:23old jersey.

00:27:24What's the matter

00:27:24if he wears it?

00:27:25Stella, that dirty

00:27:26old jersey is the same

00:27:27jersey Tom Brady wore

00:27:28when he won his

00:27:29first Super Bowl.

00:27:29It's not nothing.

00:27:32And if you want

00:27:32me to like you,

00:27:34you'll let him wear it?

00:27:36Uh, Enzo,

00:27:37can you just stop

00:27:38killing the vibe?

00:27:39We all know

00:27:40you're acting out

00:27:40because you're just

00:27:41scared.

00:27:42You're lucky

00:27:42Stella's so patient

00:27:43with you.

00:27:44I would have had

00:27:45the gloves

00:27:45cart you off

00:27:46ages ago

00:27:46with your

00:27:47creepy-ass

00:27:48Norman Bates act.

00:27:53Yeah,

00:27:53that's great.

00:27:54I said take it off.

00:27:55Enzo, stop!

00:27:57It's okay, babe.

00:27:59The kid wants to play?

00:28:01We can play.

00:28:02That's right.

00:28:18Come on, get up.

00:28:20Yeah, see what happens.

00:28:21Come here,

00:28:22you need to beat your

00:28:22ass.

00:28:23my face.

00:28:25I'm sorry.

00:28:26I'm sorry.

00:28:27It's not!

00:28:30Get off the toy,

00:28:31you freak!

00:28:32I don't know.

00:28:34What the hell

00:28:35is going on in here?

00:28:36Dad, hurry up.

00:28:36You can't end up

00:28:37out.

00:28:37He's acting

00:28:37in a stomach.

00:28:39Wait,

00:28:39did you just go on

00:28:40the show for your dad?

00:28:43No, I...

00:28:44Did I turn that right? The chauffeur's your dad?

00:28:48Well, Stella, you want to tell the truth?

00:28:50It's not. It's the complete evil person.

00:28:52Get off of me!

00:28:56Are you guys crazy?

00:28:58Stella is the heir to the Quinn Corporation.

00:29:00How could her father be a useless nobody?

00:29:02Right, Stella?

00:29:05Duh. If my father was some broke-ass chauffeur,

00:29:08I would literally throw myself off the cliff.

00:29:11Hey, this isn't even about me.

00:29:13Enzo's the one acting like a total psycho.

00:29:16She might be pushing the kid too far.

00:29:19I can't lose this job.

00:29:20It's getting late, Miss Stella.

00:29:23Maybe I should take your friends home?

00:29:25Why? We're just starting to have fun.

00:29:30Fine.

00:29:31Guys, my driver will take you home.

00:29:33We'll hang in another time.

00:29:34What? Stella, why are you listening to him?

00:29:37I'm not. I just remembered I have a test tomorrow.

00:29:41I have to study.

00:29:43All right. Let's bounce.

00:29:49Aren't you forgetting something?

00:29:51Guys, leave the stuff.

00:29:53Hey, man.

00:29:57I'm sorry.

00:29:59Kevin!

00:30:01I am so happy you've made yourself so comfortable in my father's seat eating my dinner.

00:30:07Fuck the attitude, kid.

00:30:22I drive your ass on every day.

00:30:25I think that's not exhausting.

00:30:28I just sit down and eat something.

00:30:30I'm sorry.

00:30:30Kevin, do you see any of the other help doing what you're doing right now?

00:30:35Or is this just what you do to make yourself feel like a big man?

00:30:41Hmm?

00:30:42Is this what?

00:30:43This house, this house, that food, your car, all of it belongs to my dad, and I am sick of watching you take advantage of our name in Der Rosse.

00:30:52Everyone is gone.

00:30:55Can you drop the act?

00:30:57I'm having my share.

00:30:59Estella will have hers, just like any other night.

00:31:01And if there's anything left, feel free to have our stress.

00:31:07May, can you come get our chat with Seuss to come give me a rubdown?

00:31:10Um, so while you're at it, can you get that pastry guy from the Tokyo Ritz to send over the buns with a goat full beef on top?

00:31:17Warm't?

00:31:18I can't believe this is the woman I thought I loved.

00:31:26May, are you fucking deaf or dumb?

00:31:29Move your fugly feet and get out of here!

00:31:31Sweetheart, long day, huh?

00:31:35Come on, car in here, sir.

00:31:37I'll stay now.

00:31:39So I need it.

00:31:40What are you still doing here?

00:31:43God, am I speaking Latin over here?

00:31:46Get moving or I'll get you fired.

00:31:49Yes, miss.

00:31:50No.

00:31:50No, no, no, man.

00:31:51You don't work for these people.

00:31:53And so, I've dealt with your bullshit all day.

00:31:57You're not going to win me back by acting like a total dickhead to us.

00:32:01Show some respect.

00:32:03Respect?

00:32:04Okay.

00:32:05Your father is a painless driver that sits around here like a gluttonous oath,

00:32:10and you are just his spoiled brat daughter drooling over an ounce of my fortune.

00:32:16I have more respect for a sewer rat than I do either of you.

00:32:19Let me tell you something.

00:32:23This whole push-pull thing you have going on isn't going to work.

00:32:27It's really starting to piss me off.

00:32:29Enzo.

00:32:30That was a straightforward girl.

00:32:32She doesn't like these mind games.

00:32:34If you want her to like you, just treat her well.

00:32:37It's too late.

00:32:38I only hung out with this dweeb because I felt sorry for him.

00:32:41But clearly, that went to his head.

00:32:44Maybe I should punish his sorry ass and ignore him until he learns his lesson.

00:32:48And remember, Enzo, you can't live without me.

00:32:54Really?

00:32:57You were decked out in thousands of dollars worth of pajamas and masks all from my mom.

00:33:05And you think that I can't live without you?

00:33:10Ghost me all you want, Stella.

00:33:13I don't give a shit.

00:33:15I don't give a shit.

00:33:19Boys, you're damaged.

00:33:21You're acting more like a set-up bitch than a man.

00:33:23I didn't expect you, the mighty heir to the Quinn Corp.

00:33:27You're such a cheapskate.

00:33:29We're only eating your food and using your things

00:33:32because we thought that you were offering them to us as your generosity.

00:33:37Generosity?

00:33:38Please, Dad.

00:33:39He only gave us those things because he wanted to get in my pants.

00:33:43And now what?

00:33:43I think if Tony and I got close, you'd want to take it out on us.

00:33:47Let's go, Dad.

00:33:49Just looking at him makes me sick.

00:33:52Sir, are you okay?

00:34:04Hey, I want you to take everything you've touched here.

00:34:12The gyms, the couches, even the back end, pencils,

00:34:17to roll out his painting.

00:34:20Yes, sir.

00:34:22From now on, they are not to use a single thing that the Quinn family owns.

00:34:27No more VIP treatment.

00:34:30No more fine dining.

00:34:31No more using my family's name to take advantage of me.

00:34:34Okay?

00:34:35Let them see how it feels to be controlled.

00:34:39I'm so pissed and pissing me off lately, Dad.

00:34:44I don't know how much longer I can throw up with you.

00:34:46Easy.

00:34:47This is trying to get your attention.

00:34:49But you've still got him even out of the palm of your hand.

00:34:52What do you mean?

00:34:53I heard him.

00:34:54The maid made me to contact the former White House and bed planner.

00:34:57For a huge part of this Friday night.

00:35:00So he's obviously planning your big birthday bash.

00:35:03That's why he's been acting so weird lately.

00:35:06I knew he wasn't over me.

00:35:08You can't let him forget who's in charge.

00:35:12Don't worry.

00:35:13When I'm done with him, I'll have him at my seat,

00:35:15obeying my every word.

00:35:22Hey, Kevin, I want you to pick up Lily first,

00:35:24then head to squeeze.

00:35:29Oh, my God.

00:35:31So, Dad, we're going to pick up Tony as usual.

00:35:33Let's go.

00:35:34Yeah, Tony first and up to school.

00:35:36Stop the car.

00:35:38What is your problem?

00:35:40Kevin, do we have a misunderstanding?

00:35:43Did I say to pick up Lily or Tony first?

00:35:46Because the last time I checked,

00:35:47it's in my family's car and we pay to go where we want.

00:35:52Come on, Enzo.

00:35:53Let's not start the morning off like this.

00:35:55We always pick up Tony and then...

00:35:57No, we always do what your daughter says.

00:35:59And today, I am ordering you to pick up Lily and Tony and fuck off.

00:36:05And if you have a problem with that,

00:36:06I'd be happy to speak to my father about your employment.

00:36:10Seriously?

00:36:11Lily again?

00:36:12If you think dragging that waste of space into this is going to make me jealous,

00:36:16you clearly haven't seen her side by side.

00:36:18She's a troll.

00:36:21A granny in hand-me-downs.

00:36:22Okay.

00:36:24You know what?

00:36:25I really don't feel like sharing my car today with an egotistical tramp like you.

00:36:30Excuse me?

00:36:31Oh, do you need your dad to open the door for you or no?

00:36:33You lost any chance you had with me?

00:36:38I hope you know that.

00:36:40And you never had a chance.

00:36:43Okay.

00:36:44Starting today,

00:36:45this is a private ride just for me and the people I approve.

00:36:48And if you have a problem with that,

00:36:51you can join your daughter on the street.

00:37:00Sushi book.

00:37:01You're a fucking asshole.

00:37:10Enzo, you're going to be the goddamn joke of the school.

00:37:12I am so done with you.

00:37:14Absolutely no chill.

00:37:39Well, her thing is such a creep to Stella.

00:37:41She can't even ride in the same car as you.

00:37:46Creep?

00:37:47Nah, man.

00:37:48I actually kicked her out of my car.

00:37:50But I'll do whatever the hell I want,

00:37:51and it's none of your business.

00:37:53Christ.

00:37:54You're just a pathological liar.

00:37:57We all know that you're just a son of Stella's servant.

00:37:59God, Ben, quit poking the bear.

00:38:04The last thing I need is Enzo freaking out and blowing my cover.

00:38:09Oh, God.

00:38:11You would apologize to Stella.

00:38:13I'm way off.

00:38:17Ben, you don't want to get expelled for this freak.

00:38:20Hey, why do you keep sticking up for it with his being an ass?

00:38:36I mean, he's your servant's son, right?

00:38:40You want people getting the wrong idea like he's the queen there?

00:38:43Please, if it weren't for me, his family wouldn't have food on the table.

00:38:46I'm just being generous.

00:38:54You're too sweet, Ben.

00:38:56Speaking of that scholarship you mentioned,

00:38:59how's that come along?

00:39:00Well, the school only gets scholarships to the top student,

00:39:04and you know how it's the highest GPA.

00:39:09I mean, if I tell him to hand it over,

00:39:10then he'll do it.

00:39:12You really think he'll agree?

00:39:14I mean, he's been acting like a little bitch lately,

00:39:16but he's still obsessed with me.

00:39:18If I ask him, he'll do it.

00:39:19All right, everyone.

00:39:28Our exams are in.

00:39:30Some of you could have done a bit more studying,

00:39:33but others really went above and beyond.

00:39:35I hope you don't mind me singling you out like this, Enzo,

00:39:38but you really knocked it out of the park 105%

00:39:42with extra points on the bonus question?

00:39:45He always has this and messes up the curve every time.

00:39:50Teacher's pet.

00:39:51No, he's a know-it-all.

00:39:52You need to be smart when you're poor and a loser.

00:39:55I'm really proud to announce that you earned

00:39:58the academic scholarship yet another year.

00:40:01Unless, of course, you plan on passing it up again

00:40:04like last time?

00:40:06Miss James, since Enzo doesn't need the scholarship,

00:40:09I think that we should give it to our football captain,

00:40:11Tony Whitman.

00:40:15I'm sorry.

00:40:18Stella, why would I not need a scholarship?

00:40:20I'm just the son of a lowly servant.

00:40:22Yeah, but we all have the friends pay for every call.

00:40:25We don't want a personal charity case.

00:40:28Exactly.

00:40:29Around Stella and all.

00:40:30Yes, ma'am.

00:40:31No, ma'am.

00:40:32We all know you're just simping up to their families

00:40:34when they pay for your call.

00:40:37Enzo, what do you say?

00:40:39Are you going to keep passing it up again this year?

00:40:45Enzo, are you going to be passing it up again this year?

00:40:55Miss James, I'm going to take it.

00:40:57What the hell, Enzo?

00:40:58I told you we're giving that scholarship to Tony.

00:41:01Oh, sorry.

00:41:03If you want to talk to someone,

00:41:04you should probably decide on something who cares.

00:41:06Yo, she feeds you.

00:41:08She clothes you.

00:41:09She lets you ride in her luxury cars.

00:41:11How are you going to gas yourself up

00:41:12like you're not some pathetic little leech?

00:41:14Tony actually works for what he has.

00:41:16He's not some clout-chasing bot.

00:41:18You're not even worthy of screenshotting his shoes.

00:41:20Oh, yeah?

00:41:21If you worked so hard, why didn't you then?

00:41:23No.

00:41:24I don't know.

00:41:25Sounds like Stella won her boy toy

00:41:26on some pretty empty premises.

00:41:28Oh.

00:41:31All right, all right.

00:41:32Let's settle down, everyone.

00:41:34Settle down.

00:41:34Stella, get back to your seat.

00:41:36Miss James, if you say anything else,

00:41:38I'll call my daddy and cut the funding to your department.

00:41:40And so, I told you

00:41:43we're giving that scholarship to Tony,

00:41:44so just...

00:41:46Why don't you just give that scholarship to Tony

00:41:51and we can forget about all the little arguments

00:41:53we've been having?

00:41:55We can go back to how things were.

00:41:57Wouldn't that be nice?

00:42:00Oh, Stella, if only you knew how ironic

00:42:02that question is.

00:42:04No, okay?

00:42:05I do not want to go back to the way things were.

00:42:07In fact, I'm going to make sure that this cushy life

00:42:10you've been enjoying

00:42:11gets pulled out from your product wearing.

00:42:13I hate you!

00:42:14Oh, I hate you more.

00:42:16Stella, back to your seat.

00:42:19Now.

00:42:19Oh, well, well.

00:42:37That is a Mr. High and Mighty.

00:42:39I know you're getting pretty cocky

00:42:40during class today.

00:42:41Can I help you guys?

00:42:47I know you're probably used to helping

00:42:49being the son of a servant,

00:42:51but right now I think you owe us an apology

00:42:53for throwing us out last night.

00:42:54And while you're at it,

00:42:55go ahead and hand the scholarship over to Tony

00:42:57like a good little bitch.

00:43:00We don't want to cause any problems

00:43:01in Stella's mansion,

00:43:04but here we can do whatever we want.

00:43:06So now, get on your hands and knees

00:43:07and spit-shine our shoes

00:43:09nice and clean.

00:43:12Get out of my way.

00:43:18You give me the choice?

00:43:20Lick her shoe now, bitch.

00:43:23Hey!

00:43:24Let him go!

00:43:26Hey!

00:43:27Let him go!

00:43:29You were lucky this time.

00:43:30The teachers won't always be around

00:43:32to see you.

00:43:32Tony, what the hell are you doing?

00:43:39Nothing, coach.

00:43:40Just, uh, messing around.

00:43:44Shit!

00:43:45What are they provoking Enzo?

00:43:46What if he reveals the truth

00:43:47that I'm the show for his daughter?

00:43:49My image as the Quinn heir

00:43:50would be ruined!

00:43:51Are you alright, Tony?

00:43:52Yeah, I'm fine.

00:43:53Save your energy, Tony.

00:43:55I have decided we're ignoring him

00:43:57after everything he did.

00:44:01You're Enzo.

00:44:02Right?

00:44:03P.E.C. is only you

00:44:04just the speed to you.

00:44:05If you consider trying

00:44:05out for the football team.

00:44:07What?

00:44:07You can't be serious!

00:44:09I mean, this is getting runked?

00:44:10Unless you can pick up the pace.

00:44:12You may be our best option.

00:44:13And we're team captain.

00:44:14Who ruled what?

00:44:15Look, the school is holding

00:44:17the scrimmage as tryouts

00:44:18for the new season.

00:44:19I would love to see what you've got.

00:44:20What do you say?

00:44:21You want me to play?

00:44:25This lanky loser

00:44:27can never be team captain.

00:44:30Coach, I mean,

00:44:31I love football.

00:44:32Don't get me wrong.

00:44:34You seriously think

00:44:35I have what it takes?

00:44:36I want you to find out.

00:44:38You'll be balled

00:44:39in the first five seconds!

00:44:40Football's just not brute force.

00:44:43I flesh out our team,

00:44:43but right now,

00:44:44we're like a speed.

00:44:46How can you run

00:44:47when this scrawny little neck

00:44:48can't even keep the helmet up?

00:44:50Ha ha ha!

00:44:51Do you mean?

00:44:52Coach?

00:44:53I'll give it a try.

00:44:57Choking!

00:44:59Great.

00:45:00I look forward to seeing you

00:45:01on the field tomorrow.

00:45:02Coach, wait!

00:45:03Enzo has never held a football

00:45:05in his whole life.

00:45:06He's only going to win a snap.

00:45:07You want to question your coach?

00:45:09You can find another team.

00:45:10Well, that's fine.

00:45:19Tomorrow,

00:45:19I'm going to humiliate you

00:45:20and hurt the entire school.

00:45:22When it's all over,

00:45:24you still have the girl.

00:45:25P-O-N-Y

00:45:38Go, Tommy!

00:45:39Steve and I got it!

00:45:40Go, Coopers!

00:45:42Go, Tommy!

00:45:44Dude,

00:45:45don't sweat it.

00:45:46We were the star

00:45:47quarterback last season.

00:45:48Beating Enzo

00:45:49is going to be

00:45:50like crushing a pug.

00:45:51When we make that punk,

00:45:52regret he was ever born,

00:45:54let alone dream

00:45:54of being on the football team.

00:45:57Coates says

00:45:57that little nerd

00:45:58Enzo is going to join us.

00:46:01If he stands us up,

00:46:02he's a dead man.

00:46:05Enzo, where are you?

00:46:12Hey, Lily,

00:46:13you might want to check

00:46:14the little boy's room.

00:46:15I think I saw Enzo

00:46:16crying in one of the stalls.

00:46:17If I were him,

00:46:18I'd have changed my name by now.

00:46:20There's no coming back

00:46:21from that kind of humiliation.

00:46:22She's not fucking down.

00:46:24She's just...

00:46:24It's cute that you want to protect

00:46:25your little four-eyed

00:46:26servant's fun,

00:46:27but football's a sport

00:46:28for real men.

00:46:29Not servants

00:46:30and hand-me-downs.

00:46:33Please, Enzo,

00:46:34please come.

00:46:35Let's go!

00:46:39Let's go!

00:46:40Let's go!

00:46:41Coach,

00:46:44the big game's about to start

00:46:46and Enzo's not here yet.

00:46:47He should be disqualified.

00:46:51Let's wait a little longer.

00:46:52I told you he'd only weigh us down.

00:46:54He's not even here.

00:46:55He's already fucking things up.

00:46:56If Enzo costs us the scrimmage,

00:46:58I'm never letting him off the hook.

00:46:59He's never even held a football.

00:47:01He's a joke.

00:47:02Don't bother waiting for Enzo.

00:47:04He won't be coming.

00:47:06Enzo!

00:47:07I'm not asking!

00:47:09I'm telling.

00:47:11Football means everything

00:47:13to Tony,

00:47:13and if you even think

00:47:14about showing up tomorrow,

00:47:16I swear,

00:47:18you'll never get a chance with me.

00:47:20Fine.

00:47:21Let's get started.

00:47:25Is that...

00:47:26It can't be.

00:47:28Oh my god,

00:47:29I think it is.

00:47:30He looks like

00:47:30a completely different person.

00:47:37That's Enzo?

00:47:47I didn't expect him

00:47:48to clean up so nice.

00:47:49Okay,

00:47:50I didn't know he had it in him,

00:47:52and like,

00:47:52if you don't want him,

00:47:53maybe I could take a person in?

00:47:55We can't let Lily

00:47:56hug him all to herself.

00:47:58Ew, you slut.

00:48:00He's still a servant boy.

00:48:01I knew you'd make it.

00:48:11Of course.

00:48:11You gotta see

00:48:12what this nerd can do, right?

00:48:14Did you come to Washington?

00:48:15Of course I do.

00:48:16I'm angry.

00:48:19I thought I told you

00:48:20not to come.

00:48:22Well, what's the problem?

00:48:23Is it going to humiliate

00:48:24your boyfriend

00:48:24from the entire school?

00:48:26Yeah, I don't listen

00:48:26to you anymore, Stella.

00:48:27The daughter of mine

00:48:28is Floyd.

00:48:29Don't forget.

00:48:31What's the matter?

00:48:33Studying for the big game?

00:48:35I mean,

00:48:35football's just math.

00:48:37So you make this all late

00:48:38to avoid getting

00:48:39humiliated on the field?

00:48:41No.

00:48:42I'd make a grand entrance

00:48:43before I kick your ass.

00:48:45You want to square up, pussy?

00:48:47Oh, wait.

00:48:48You need to read a textbook

00:48:49to learn how to throw a punch.

00:49:01Babe, I cannot believe

00:49:03that son of your servant

00:49:04is acting like

00:49:05he owns this place.

00:49:07I mean,

00:49:07if I didn't know any better,

00:49:08I'd think that he's

00:49:08the real Quinn heir.

00:49:10Shit.

00:49:10We're starting to catch on.

00:49:11If that little simp

00:49:12keeps acting all big and tall,

00:49:14everyone will figure out

00:49:15he's the real heir.

00:49:17And his father's

00:49:18been serving my family

00:49:19for years.

00:49:20We took his family in

00:49:21when they lost their home,

00:49:22so they told me

00:49:23to let some things slide

00:49:24and make them feel welcomed.

00:49:25Babe, you're too sweet.

00:49:28That punk is trying

00:49:29to take advantage of you.

00:49:30Don't worry.

00:49:31Teach you a lesson on the field.

00:49:33Go!

00:49:38I'm going to take

00:49:39the blue team

00:49:39to team more drills.

00:49:40The turn tank

00:49:41goes off by five degrees.

00:49:47Get it on!

00:49:50Get it on!

00:49:51Get it on!

00:49:52Get it on!

00:49:53Get it on!

00:49:54Get it on!

00:49:55Get it on!

00:50:00And the winner is...

00:50:02Blue Team!

00:50:06How about that?

00:50:07Just kicked your ass

00:50:08using geometry.

00:50:15That fucking pussy

00:50:16got lucky.

00:50:17I can't believe

00:50:17the nerd actually won.

00:50:19It's kind of hot.

00:50:21Oh.

00:50:23I knew you could see it.

00:50:24Thanks for believing in me.

00:50:25Thanks for believing in me.

00:50:27Inzo's supposed to be into Stella.

00:50:29Why the hell is that

00:50:30frigid bitch getting

00:50:31all his attention?

00:50:32Is your shower head broken,

00:50:33Lily?

00:50:34Or is this pathetic

00:50:35or is this pathetic

00:50:35since desperation

00:50:35to turn on for you?

00:50:36Oh.

00:50:37Are you jealous?

00:50:39Are you jealous?

00:50:40Fucking gross?

00:50:41You already have your naïve virgin.

00:50:43You already have your naïve virgin.

00:50:45Attention!

00:50:46The selection ceremony

00:50:47for the Interstate Football Championship

00:50:49will be held in the auditorium

00:50:50in five minutes.

00:50:51The chairman of the school board

00:50:52will personally announce the player selected

00:50:54to be the team captain.

00:50:56That position is home.

00:51:00If you really want to impress Stella,

00:51:02they'll do the whole school a favor

00:51:04and sit the ceremony out.

00:51:05This is it.

00:51:06She has no idea the chairman of the school board

00:51:08is my father's friend.

00:51:09I don't care about the team captain.

00:51:10I just want to see her exposed

00:51:11for stealing my identity

00:51:12in front of everyone.

00:51:14What?

00:51:15We won the game.

00:51:16Oh, my God!

00:51:17Wait.

00:51:18Who is he?

00:51:19That's not the chairman of the school board.

00:51:20Hello, students.

00:51:21I am Julian de Leon,

00:51:22vice chairman of the school board.

00:51:23The chairman had important matters

00:51:24to attend to,

00:51:25so I am honored to announce

00:51:26the list of players

00:51:27who have qualified to join our team.

00:51:28The roaring rich,

00:51:29the rich,

00:51:30the rich,

00:51:31the rich,

00:51:32the rich,

00:51:33the rich,

00:51:34the rich,

00:51:35the rich,

00:51:36the rich,

00:51:37the rich,

00:51:38the rich,

00:51:39the rich,

00:51:40the rich,

00:51:41the rich,

00:51:42the rich,

00:51:43the rich,

00:51:44the rich,

00:51:45the rich,

00:51:46the rich,

00:51:47the rich,

00:51:48the rich,

00:51:49the rich rich rich,

00:51:50the rich,

00:51:52the rich rich rich,

00:51:53with a generous donation to our school.

00:51:56Their support has allowed

00:51:57a significant development

00:51:59and enrichment of the school.

00:52:01I would now like to invite

00:52:02the pair to the family that started it all.

00:52:16If you so much as move,

00:52:17I'll never talk to you again.

00:52:19I mean, you'll be finished.

00:52:20Through all social groups,

00:52:21it will enrich the pie.

00:52:23Hello, everyone.

00:52:31I am Stella, I mean, Quinn,

00:52:35of the famed Quinn Group.

00:52:37And I'm sure by now,

00:52:38everybody knows that thanks to Quinn Fork,

00:52:40we have the Bright Star Education Foundation

00:52:43paving the way for a brighter future.

00:52:49I couldn't swing the air to Quinn Fork

00:52:52with a guy.

00:52:54Maybe I should call the chairman.

00:52:59That's my girl.

00:53:02Well, no one's contradicting her.

00:53:05It must be mistaken.

00:53:06In honor of the Bright Star's

00:53:08Education Foundation's

00:53:10selfless donation to our school,

00:53:12we have decided to bestow the honor

00:53:15of selecting the team captain

00:53:17to Miss Scala herself.

00:53:21What an unexpected honor.

00:53:24I'll have to think about it.

00:53:26As the backbone of our school's football team,

00:53:28Tony has led our Cougars to more victories

00:53:31than I can remember cheering for.

00:53:33So I feel like the obvious and rightful choice

00:53:36for this year's team captain

00:53:37is Tony Whitman.

00:53:39Thank you all so much.

00:53:45Stella, such a babe, right?

00:53:47She's the best cheerleader on and off the field.

00:53:49I promise that I will lead our school

00:53:52to a district championship.

00:53:55Go, Cooper!

00:53:58Go, Cooper!

00:54:01I'm sorry.

00:54:03I'm sorry.

00:54:04Did today mean nothing?

00:54:05Nothing?

00:54:06Because if Tony's performance on the field

00:54:08is any indication of the future,

00:54:10he should be as far away from the football as possible.

00:54:13And the Quidair gets to make the decision,

00:54:16but I think that should be me.

00:54:18Right, fellas?

00:54:19What is up with these mind games?

00:54:21If Enzo keeps acting like this,

00:54:22he's going to be in deep shit.

00:54:24If you have a problem with my decision,

00:54:27then I can call my father

00:54:28for having removed the Bright Star funding

00:54:30from Roaring Rage Pie.

00:54:31No, that won't be necessary.

00:54:34You sit down before you ruin this

00:54:35for everyone.

00:54:37Stella and her family have made countless

00:54:38and generous donations to the school.

00:54:41What have you done?

00:54:42It's a positive scene.

00:54:44Well, I hate to ruin it for anyone, sir.

00:54:46But fortunately for you,

00:54:47Stella has no say

00:54:49over the Bright Star Education Foundation

00:54:50because she's not the Quidair.

00:54:53I am.

00:54:55Stella has no say

00:54:56over the Bright Star Education Foundation

00:54:58because she's not the Quidair.

00:55:00I am.

00:55:01Sorry, everyone.

00:55:03This freak has been stalking me for years,

00:55:05and clearly his obsession

00:55:06has just become delusional.

00:55:08Enzo, I am done

00:55:09tolerating the bullshit.

00:55:10I've been way too nice to you.

00:55:11I'm never speaking to you again.

00:55:13You're officially canceled.

00:55:15Fine with me.

00:55:16You're going to move out of my house, too,

00:55:17or should I kick you out?

00:55:20All right, everyone.

00:55:22Let's settle down.

00:55:23Stella, I apologize.

00:55:25You should be ashamed,

00:55:27posing as a Quidair.

00:55:29After this assembly,

00:55:30I am marching straight

00:55:31to Principal Harrison's office

00:55:32and see to it

00:55:33that you are expelled.

00:55:35What was it?

00:55:36Enzo?

00:55:37Enzo Quinn, sir.

00:55:39Oh my gosh.

00:55:40Give it up, Enzo.

00:55:41Everyone knows you're faking it.

00:55:43Oh yeah?

00:55:44Was I faking it on the field today?

00:55:47The only reason you beat me today

00:55:48is because you're lucky.

00:55:49We can do a rematch anytime.

00:55:51But we're going to do street rules

00:55:52so I can pull them on your ass

00:55:53to the ground.

00:55:53Why don't you just get the hell out of here?

00:55:55No one likes you anyway.

00:55:57Besides, that mousy-haired

00:55:58ugly Betty in the back.

00:56:02You need to remember

00:56:03who you're real bosses.

00:56:05I look forward to seeing you

00:56:06at my house tonight

00:56:08after I speak to my father.

00:56:18Clearly his jealousy

00:56:19is reaching new heights.

00:56:20After my birthday,

00:56:22I'll have to put him back

00:56:22in his place for good.

00:56:25Clearly somebody's

00:56:26on their period.

00:56:28Anyway,

00:56:29my final decision still stands.

00:56:31Tony will be the team captain.

00:56:33That district trophy

00:56:34is ours.

00:56:38And one last thing.

00:56:41My 18th birthday

00:56:42is this Friday

00:56:43and everyone is welcome

00:56:44to the Queen Fenton

00:56:45to come and celebrate.

00:56:47We will have Mr. Blake,

00:56:48the former White House

00:56:49events manager,

00:56:50planning the party

00:56:51and it is sure to be

00:56:52a day to remember.

00:56:55Don't worry about that

00:56:59Simp, babe.

00:56:59He's just doing this

00:57:00to get your attention.

00:57:01Well, duh,

00:57:02but he's really been

00:57:03embarrassing me.

00:57:04He better not fuck up

00:57:04my birthday.

00:57:05I can't believe you have

00:57:07an actual former

00:57:08events planner

00:57:09from the White House

00:57:09planning your party.

00:57:11That's so luxe.

00:57:12It must be like

00:57:13a million dollars.

00:57:14Two million,

00:57:15actually.

00:57:18Oh my God,

00:57:19I have to buy a new dress.

00:57:20This is even bigger

00:57:21than prom.

00:57:22A real mansion party.

00:57:24Hey, is there gonna be

00:57:24a DJ there?

00:57:25Is there gonna be a DJ?

00:57:27Try to DJ in every room.

00:57:29Well, you gotta make sure

00:57:30to save a dance

00:57:30for me, okay?

00:57:31I think you've set

00:57:47for the party, sir.

00:57:48Amazing.

00:57:48Can we just run through

00:57:49that checklist one more time

00:57:51because this party

00:57:51needs to be perfect for Lily.

00:57:53Yes, sir.

00:57:54All right, thank you.

00:57:58After everything

00:57:58I put her through

00:57:59in my past life,

00:58:01it's what she deserves.

00:58:15Why won't you

00:58:16let me leave your classmates?

00:58:17I don't like friends.

00:58:18You know, my father's a chauffeur.

00:58:20You're an open family

00:58:21for tonight.

00:58:22Can you please

00:58:23just stay in your room?

00:58:35Hey.

00:58:36What are you doing?

00:58:37You're supposed to pick up Lily

00:58:3815 minutes ago.

00:58:39I'll have someone else

00:58:40to pick her up.

00:58:41Kevin, are you tired

00:58:42of being a driver?

00:58:42Do you need me

00:58:43to find a room closer?

00:58:44Come on, I'll go.

00:58:46Okay?

00:58:49Stella's birthday party

00:58:50is about to start.

00:58:51So why the hell

00:58:52is he still thinking

00:58:53about Lily?

00:58:54Well, I guess we'll let

00:58:55little Lily see for herself

00:58:57how desperate Enzo is.

00:58:59Please, my daughter.

00:59:02Attention!

00:59:02Attention, everybody!

00:59:04I would like to introduce

00:59:05to you all

00:59:05the beautiful,

00:59:06the gorgeous,

00:59:07the effervescent

00:59:08Queen Stella!

00:59:10Oh, my God!

00:59:12Oh, my God!

00:59:13Oh, my God!

00:59:14Oh, my God!

00:59:16Oh, my God!

00:59:16Well, and you may be

00:59:17pissing me off lately,

00:59:19but you just don't

00:59:19want to go to a party.

00:59:21If it doesn't embarrass me

00:59:22tonight,

00:59:22maybe it'll forgive me.

00:59:24Oh, my God.

00:59:26Is that the dress

00:59:28that's going viral right now?

00:59:29Could I?

00:59:30The designer,

00:59:31Jack Tecorte,

00:59:31only made two

00:59:32for the Stardust fashion show

00:59:34in Milan.

00:59:34It costs

00:59:35$100,000.

00:59:37Oh, my God.

00:59:38Can I clutch it?

00:59:39It feels like

00:59:42pure money.

00:59:44Oh, this is insane!

00:59:46It's right here

00:59:46that I said in my life.

00:59:48Seriously,

00:59:48I don't know

00:59:49how to thank you.

00:59:49No need.

00:59:50Just stay close to me.

00:59:51The Queen's like

00:59:52to spoil those

00:59:53who are loyal to us,

00:59:54but there'll be plenty

00:59:55more parties to come.

00:59:56Can I last year, Miss?

00:59:57I need to show

00:59:58my followers, your mention.

00:59:59Of course!

01:00:01Everyone say hi!

01:00:02Oh, my God!

01:00:06Oh, my God!

01:00:07Oh, my God!

01:00:08Oh, my God!

01:00:09Oh, my God!

01:00:10Oh, my God!

01:00:11Oh, my God!

01:00:12Oh, my God!

01:00:13Oh, my God!

01:00:14Oh, my God!

01:00:15Oh, my God!

01:00:16Oh, my God!

01:00:17Oh, my God!

01:00:18You could literally be an influencer

01:00:20with a life like this.

01:00:21I already beat you to it.

01:00:22Oh, my God!

01:00:24Oh, my God!

01:00:25Hey, besties!

01:00:26The party's about to start,

01:00:27so don't go anywhere.

01:00:28It's going to be insane.

01:00:30Love you!

01:00:31Love you!

01:00:32Thank you all so much for coming to my party.

01:00:36Please help yourself to everything and anything.

01:00:39Let's make this a day to remember.

01:00:41Turn up the music!

01:00:42Woo!

01:00:43Woo!

01:00:44Woo!

01:00:45Woo!

01:00:46Woo!

01:00:47Woo!

01:00:48Woo!

01:00:52Oh, my God!

01:00:53Oh, my God!

01:00:54Can you get that?

01:00:55Can you get that?

01:00:56Can you get it?

01:01:00Do you like it?

01:01:09Put this in the resident ass liquor of the Stella Fan Club.

01:01:13Should you let all these people in here?

01:01:15Say hi to the viewers, Enzel!

01:01:17Grab your popcorn and get ready.

01:01:19This stuff is known for a bum.

01:01:21Perfect timing, Enzel.

01:01:23We'll clean up the mess over there and restock the booze,

01:01:26because we're just getting started.

01:01:28Oh, and while you're at it,

01:01:30I have the make, I'll make my bed.

01:01:32Because Tony and I are going to need it later.

01:01:35I asked the cop a couple condoms,

01:01:37but I don't know if I'd fit in your peewee size.

01:01:40There's no way that a nerdy little virgin like him

01:01:43has ever had a chance to even use a condom.

01:01:47You know, Stella, you have some fucking nerve

01:01:49acting like you in this place.

01:01:50You know for a fact, this is not your party,

01:01:53this is not your house.

01:01:54Let me tell you something.

01:01:55You're not a Quinn.

01:01:57You're a fucking chick.

01:01:59The daughter of some broke-ass chauffeur.

01:02:02I'm going to give you ten minutes to shut this down

01:02:04before I kick you and your father out

01:02:06without a pot to piss in.

01:02:09Before I kick you and your father out of my place

01:02:12without a pot to piss in.

01:02:13Look, Enzo, I know you threw this whole party

01:02:16just to try and get my attention,

01:02:17but I'm not going to forgive you for acting as a freak

01:02:20just because you put up a few string lights.

01:02:22Scott, Stella, you are so self-absorbed and delusional.

01:02:27I cannot believe I ever thought you were worth my time.

01:02:29I mean this with all ends, Enzo.

01:02:32You disgust me.

01:02:34Hey, do you know I'm going to kick this scrawny ass out of here?

01:02:36I got it.

01:02:43You're just a pathetic little freak.

01:02:45With her shitty ass party, you should be embarrassed.

01:02:48And if you don't get Mr. Blake back here to get my attention,

01:02:52I'll never stick to you again.

01:02:54Oh my god, are you getting all of this?

01:02:56Every single second.

01:02:57The viewers are eating it off.

01:02:59Hey mate.

01:03:07Could you call Mr. Blake and tell him to get here immediately?

01:03:10This party is not up to my standard.

01:03:12And um, could you have a couple of mates,

01:03:14please meet us in the backyard.

01:03:16Oh my god.

01:03:18He's so wit.

01:03:20That's right.

01:03:21He can act as stubborn as he wants

01:03:23so at the end of the day, I own him.

01:03:27Stella, you got a tp and a whip a simp in the place.

01:03:30It's just like training a stray dog.

01:03:33Shower from the attention,

01:03:34you need to play until they vine for it back.

01:03:40Amazing.

01:03:41Okay, can everyone listen up, please?

01:03:43Make sure to get my good side.

01:03:45The viewers are going to love this.

01:03:46Could we please show off the gifts I prepared?

01:03:51Oh my god.

01:03:52Are those THE Harry Winston crystal shoes?

01:03:57They're like three million dollars.

01:03:59Someone in the chat said the Imperial Blue Necklace

01:04:01was originally owned by the royal family.

01:04:04Damn, Tony.

01:04:05You're dropping snacks on your girl.

01:04:07What'd you get her?

01:04:08I don't need to pay for her attention.

01:04:11She knows what the real prize is.

01:04:13Well, since you did such a good job on the gifts,

01:04:16I'll forgive you for acting like a total sass.

01:04:18Tony, help me with the necklace.

01:04:20Uh, no.

01:04:22What?

01:04:23Do you think these gifts are for you?

01:04:25Jesus Christ, you are so full of yourself.

01:04:28How about this?

01:04:29Get these party crashers out of here

01:04:31before the real birthday girl comes.

01:04:35Get these party crashers out of here

01:04:37before the real birthday girl comes.

01:04:39What?

01:04:40The real birthday girl?

01:04:42Let me cut this down for you.

01:04:45This.

01:04:46Is.

01:04:47Not.

01:04:48Your.

01:04:49Perfect.

01:04:50What?

01:04:51Having second thoughts

01:04:52because I was sitting on Tony's lap?

01:04:54You're gonna punish me like a little bitch?

01:04:56Oh.

01:04:57God, I thought women were catty.

01:04:59I mean,

01:05:00this is some straight petty bullshit.

01:05:03I don't give a shit,

01:05:06but either of you took it.

01:05:08Stella,

01:05:09I am done.

01:05:11Okay?

01:05:12You and your dad can go back to your miserable fun life.

01:05:16He gets all this goodbye.

01:05:18What a joke.

01:05:20All this?

01:05:21You mean,

01:05:22the pool?

01:05:23The mansion?

01:05:24The gifts?

01:05:25The servants?

01:05:26Those are all Stella's.

01:05:28Shit,

01:05:29I don't know without the pencil,

01:05:30but Tony might push him over the edge.

01:05:32I can't lose this.

01:05:34The only thing you can take away from her

01:05:37is your creepy ass obsession.

01:05:39So why don't you see yourself out?

01:05:43Or I guess I have.

01:05:45And I'm not exactly gentle.

01:05:47I'd like to see you try.

01:05:51Oh my god,

01:05:53Enzo,

01:05:54you're literally ruining Stella's day.

01:05:55Paying all the attention like a dick.

01:05:57Quick with the lies.

01:05:59If Stella's not the real birthday girl,

01:06:01then who is?

01:06:14Really?

01:06:15What is she doing here?

01:06:19Happy birthday to Smoothing.

01:06:25Wow.

01:06:26You look incredible.

01:06:28Babe,

01:06:29is this how your staff always treats you?

01:06:31Why are they saying it's Lily's birthday?

01:06:33Did you invite her?

01:06:37If you don't make her leave in the next few seconds,

01:06:39I'm never speaking to you again.

01:06:41Who says I want to celebrate?

01:06:43Hey.

01:06:45Happy birthday.

01:06:46I'm so sorry, Stella.

01:06:47Totally ruined the party.

01:06:48But Mr Blake,

01:06:49he's on his way,

01:06:50he's gonna make everything perfect for your big day.

01:06:52You didn't have to do this, Enzo.

01:06:54This is...

01:06:55It's just amazing.

01:06:56Kindly believe...

01:06:58This party has standards.

01:07:00Why don't you get the fuck out of yourself?

01:07:04Do you really think that after all these years of treating me like shit,

01:07:14that I want to celebrate your birthday?

01:07:16I'm gonna say this one last time.

01:07:18This is not your party.

01:07:20This is Lily's party.

01:07:22No.

01:07:23This is fucking Lionel's.

01:07:25Making up accusations just to try and get my attention.

01:07:28How did you even get here?

01:07:32The guard was only supposed to be letting people on the list.

01:07:35You forgot your bag in the back.

01:07:37Dad?

01:07:38Whoa.

01:07:39Dad.

01:07:40Babe, did you just call the chauffeur your dad?

01:07:45Wait, didn't you call him Dad the other hand?

01:07:49Can I have the sleepover?

01:07:50Phylla, is the chauffeur your dad?

01:07:52No.

01:07:53My dad is not some loser chauffeur.

01:07:56Wow.

01:07:57Phylla, you really put down your own dad just to cover your own side.

01:08:01Mind your fucking business if I say it's not my dad.

01:08:04It's not my dad.

01:08:06What have I ever lied to you about?

01:08:08Look at what you created.

01:08:10A stubborn brat.

01:08:11So self-obsessed, she won't even acknowledge you as her own father.

01:08:16Enzo, I think you should watch a tote.

01:08:18Oh, and remember that you are speaking to Miss Stella Quinn.

01:08:22Keep pushing, and she'll cut you off for good.

01:08:25Shit.

01:08:26I thought that the chauffeur was her dad for a second.

01:08:30Enzo is fucking psycho.

01:08:35Honestly, man.

01:08:36At least have the decency to show Stella some respect in her own house.

01:08:41And if I was a Quinn, I would kick you out a long time ago.

01:08:47What's the idea, Tony?

01:08:49What do you say, Kevin?

01:08:51Did I throw out my stubborn staff and his narcissistic daughter?

01:08:55No. Please, don't.

01:08:57Kevin?

01:08:59Fire!

01:09:02Fire!

01:09:03You can't do this!

01:09:04You have no right to fire me!

01:09:05Enzo.

01:09:06Yes, I do.

01:09:07And, someone who runs way right now is going to tell you the exact same thing.

01:09:12You got it?

01:09:13From a background?

01:09:15No, that's impossible.

01:09:17Uh, you guys, as of today, Kevin and his daughter are no longer employees of the Quinn Estate.

01:09:22We see to it that the rooms are cleared out.

01:09:25If you so much as throw out our things, I'll be thrown out the streets in seconds.

01:09:30That's it.

01:09:31I'm never talking to you again.

01:09:33I hope you're happy.

01:09:37I'm over the fucking moon.

01:09:40Let's go clear out the moon.

01:09:41Come on.

01:09:42Let's go.

01:09:44Hey, he walked all over you in front of everyone.

01:09:48You need to do something about this.

01:09:50That sim is fucking dead!

01:09:57Incredible.

01:09:58I've gone a couple of days and my show of her and his daughter are walking all over my son.

01:10:02It's not mine. I gotta get home.

01:10:10Happy birthday.

01:10:12I hope you like it.

01:10:14You didn't have to give me anything.

01:10:15And so, I'm just happy to be here with you.

01:10:19Happy to be with you too.

01:10:23Get that mousy little tramp out of my house now!

01:10:28Get that mousy little tramp out of my house now!

01:10:31Helen, you can hand the car keys to me on your way out and Stella if you wouldn't mind taking off that dress. That'd be great.

01:10:40Actually, all your clothes are going to be a queen of steam.

01:10:43You're making a huge mistake.

01:10:46I'm letting my rap like you and turn my horn.

01:10:49That's my only mistake.

01:10:50Sorry, sorry, sorry.

01:10:52That came as soon as I could.

01:10:56But the Kardashians needed me for a baby shower and they love to gab.

01:11:01No worries, Mr. Blake. Why don't you just wheel that over to the birthday girl?

01:11:05Of course.

01:11:07Wait a minute. I saw that down at Chrissy's auction. Only the queens would be able to get their hands on a dress like that. She must be the birthday girl.

01:11:16Wow, what a beautiful birthday girl! The Belle of the Ball.

01:11:21Well, Enzo, it's like your little scheme just blew up in your face, huh?

01:11:26Finally!

01:11:28That idiot just let me have my cake for you, too.

01:11:31Now I just need to get Enzo to shut up before anyone else questions me again as the rightful queen heir.

01:11:37I hope you're happy with your party. I've never worked this hard on an event before.

01:11:41It was... passable.

01:11:44I believe the arrangement was to settle the bill after the event, correct?

01:11:53Two million dollars.

01:11:54Right.

01:11:56Enzo will take care of it.

01:11:57Oh, no.

01:11:59Stella, this is your party type.

01:12:01I mean, shouldn't have any problem paying.

01:12:03You're the daughter of the richest family in town.

01:12:07Shouldn't have any problem paying.

01:12:09You're the daughter of the richest family in town.

01:12:12Why are you being so smug?

01:12:14Stella is a Quinn heir.

01:12:16Two million, I mean, that's basically her weekly allowance, right Stella?

01:12:19Yeah, totally.

01:12:21Oh my god, I can't pay for this two million dollars just for one night.

01:12:27Like, Enzo gave me one of his dad's checks before he started acting like such a jerk.

01:12:34Now I reach into my little allowance when I have access to my daddy's personal account.

01:12:39Stella can get whatever she wants.

01:12:41She doesn't need you simping after her.

01:12:42Mmm.

01:12:44I forgot about my dad's checkbook.

01:12:46But luckily, I know the number of the family account.

01:12:49Hi.

01:12:51Someone who's trying to impersonate the Quinn heir.

01:12:54Could you please freeze all my accounts?

01:12:58He's just trying to scare me.

01:13:00He gave me that check himself.

01:13:02I know he wants me to beg for him in front of everyone.

01:13:05But this power trip of his needs to end.

01:13:08Mr. Blake, ignore him.

01:13:10We've been having some problems with the help.

01:13:12Recently.

01:13:14Why don't you scan that check here and now in front of everyone and show them that I'm the real Quinn heir?

01:13:21Right away, Miss Stella.

01:13:22I'm sorry.

01:13:34This is a bad check.

01:13:40I'm sorry.

01:13:41This is a bad check.

01:13:43What are you talking about?

01:13:44That account has billions.

01:13:46Oh my god.

01:13:47Did Enzo really crazy account?

01:13:48No, no, no.

01:13:49In order for him to do it, he has to really be a member of the Quinn family.

01:13:54I have no idea what's going on.

01:13:57But the viewers love it.

01:13:59Clearly, you have something wrong with your phone.

01:14:01It's not used to such large transactions.

01:14:04Miss Stella, I organize events worth tens of millions.

01:14:09My bank handles transactions like this every single day.

01:14:13You're scanning it wrong. Give me that.

01:14:14Are you trying to get out of pain?

01:14:19No, of course not.

01:14:25If you can't pay now, you can call the police.

01:14:29Pay up or pay the price.

01:14:36Pay up or pay the price.

01:14:39Of course.

01:14:44Of course.

01:14:45Will you just give me a moment?

01:14:52What do I do?

01:14:54You need to make that little punk pay up.

01:14:56We can't afford a bill like that.

01:14:58I'm always being a jerk.

01:15:00Try your finger, right?

01:15:02You do whatever it takes to make him happy.

01:15:05Hey, guys. Sorry to interrupt.

01:15:06If you come clean right now, I might let you stay one more night while you figure out what to do next.

01:15:11It doesn't have to be like this.

01:15:15You know we can't afford that. Why did you freeze the account?

01:15:19I thought Mr. Bloom was your dad.

01:15:21That's what you've been telling him about.

01:15:23God, can you just be serious for a moment, please?

01:15:26Fine. Seriously, you're neither my girlfriend nor my friend, and the two of you have been taking advantage of my family for far too long.

01:15:34Can we just talk about this after your call?

01:15:37Dad, shut up.

01:15:39What do you want? To embarrass me in front of everyone on my birthday?

01:15:44Is that going to get you off, you freak?

01:15:46Last time, this isn't your birthday party, but you're too egotistical to realize that, Stella.

01:15:52Stella.

01:15:54I cannot believe I ever saw a future with you.

01:15:58Payments, please.

01:16:03Payments, please.

01:16:07And so, I hate how things have been between us recently.

01:16:14How about this? If you pay for this party, we can make things official and we can finally be together.

01:16:20But, if I'm locked up for not paying them, then...

01:16:24I'll never see you again.

01:16:29So...

01:16:31No.

01:16:33You're the heir to the Queen Corporation.

01:16:35If you plead guilty, they'll let you off and slap on the wrist.

01:16:38I am just the daughter of your family chauffeur of low-class nobody.

01:16:42They'll take me to jail and then I'll never see you again.

01:16:44I'll never see you again.

01:16:45That won't work twice.

01:16:46You spineless.

01:16:47Sid, you fucking black dog.

01:16:48If you think you can live without me, you're a joke.

01:16:50Don't take it easy on that crybaby, Stella.

01:16:52I know what happened.

01:16:53He stole your father's actual checkbook.

01:16:54And that's why you were checked out.

01:16:55You're right.

01:16:56You're right.

01:16:57You must have switched the checks at the last minute at some last-ditch effort to get my attention.

01:17:02Tony...

01:17:03Tony...

01:17:04Will you get here and get back for me?

01:17:05Yes.

01:17:06It's so easy.

01:17:07It's so easy on that crybaby, Stella.

01:17:08I know what happened.

01:17:09He stole your father's actual checkbook.

01:17:10And that's why you were checked out.

01:17:13You're right.

01:17:14He must have switched the checks at the last minute at some last-ditch effort to get my attention.

01:17:19Tony...

01:17:22Will you get here and get back for me?

01:17:25Yes.

01:17:26I can't.

01:17:27Of course, we can't just let Enzo fire me.

01:17:43We got nothing.

01:17:44But if this musclehead seals Enzo's checkbook, we have access to the Quinn's endless pile of cash.

01:17:51We can make off with billions before they even know it's missing.

01:17:55You know, we're not in school anymore.

01:17:58There's no one here to save you, buddy.

01:18:01You're such a neat head, you didn't even know you were getting played.

01:18:04We'll see how well you talk back.

01:18:06We're gonna beat your face to a ball.

01:18:10Stop right there!

01:18:14Oh my god, it's Jerry Quinn.

01:18:17And I'm in Quinn Court.

01:18:19Is there a spy in the whole country?

01:18:23It's over, Beck.

01:18:24It wasn't supposed to come back.

01:18:26Pull it together.

01:18:27We'll find the way out of this.

01:18:35Dad, we're finally back.

01:18:37Dad.

01:18:38Stop pretending, Enzo, okay?

01:18:45We all know that your father is just one of Stella's servants.

01:18:49Shut.

01:18:50Up.

01:18:52Pardon me, did you just say that, uh, Enzo's father works for Stella's family?

01:18:56Has she been telling all of you that she's home?

01:18:59No.

01:19:00This is all a misunderstanding, sir.

01:19:02Stella would never say anything like that.

01:19:04What the fuck, old man?

01:19:06Leave now or I'll have Stella fire your ass.

01:19:11Shut up!

01:19:16Savage.

01:19:17I'm gone for a couple of days and you and your daughter try to take over my estate?

01:19:21No!

01:19:22Of course not, sir.

01:19:24Stella.

01:19:26What's going on?

01:19:28Are you not a Quinn?

01:19:37Playtime is over, Stella.

01:19:40Give up on your little heiress fantasy before you embarrass yourself any further.

01:19:50Dad, I've already taken the initiative to remove Kevin and Stella from our payroll.

01:19:54But it seems they don't understand that I have the authority to do so.

01:19:59Kevin, ten years ago we showed pity on you.

01:20:03A struggling father trying to raise his daughter.

01:20:05Is this how you repaid?

01:20:06You brought you into our home.

01:20:09You made your daughter like a princess.

01:20:12He gave you a great wage, you mother.

01:20:15And then this is what comes down to you.

01:20:17For the bulls in here.

01:20:19Great obligations.

01:20:20Are you really the perfect daughter?

01:20:29Stop the building!

01:20:32All of you, put your phones away!

01:20:34This is a private property you don't have my permission to fill!

01:20:38Do you hear me?

01:20:39Yes!

01:20:40But this is not your property!

01:20:43Penzo, I've given you full authority to do whatever you think is accordingly.

01:20:47Thank you, ma'am.

01:20:49Effective immediately, your employment as a green coat chauffeur has been terminated.

01:20:54Please take Stella and vacate the premises.

01:20:56Up.

01:20:57And you might want to call the cab because those cars you drive are ours.

01:21:02Ironic, isn't it?

01:21:04Please!

01:21:05Please!

01:21:06Please!

01:21:07Please!

01:21:08Please!

01:21:09Please!

01:21:10Please!

01:21:11Please!

01:21:12Please!

01:21:13We have nowhere to go!

01:21:14Please!

01:21:15Please!

01:21:16Please!

01:21:17Please!

01:21:18Please!

01:21:19You're embarrassing me!

01:21:20He's just a pathetic thing!

01:21:21You stop!

01:21:22No!

01:21:23Stop!

01:21:24Don't you get it?

01:21:25He doesn't love you!

01:21:26He doesn't even like you!

01:21:27I've legit become some vain materialistic spoiled brat now and so who has nothing to do with you!

01:21:38What kind of a saconic bitch you gotta be to pretend to be part of the Quinn family?

01:21:43You've played us the entire time.

01:21:46You're just a liar.

01:21:48You know, I've asked you to replace my breath of phone screen.

01:21:52It looks like you came even before the air you breathe.

01:21:58Tony!

01:21:59Tony!

01:22:00Please!

01:22:01I've wasted my time on a catfishing con artist.

01:22:04No!

01:22:05No, no, no, no!

01:22:06It's not like that!

01:22:07I showered you guys with gifts!

01:22:09I took you to parties!

01:22:11You can't turn your backs on me!

01:22:14No!

01:22:15No!

01:22:16No!

01:22:17This isn't fair!

01:22:18You can't do this!

01:22:20I'm not going out like this!

01:22:22Shut up!

01:22:23No!

01:22:24No, we need to-

01:22:26AHHHHHH!

01:22:28Did I just kill someone?

01:22:31Ella!

01:22:32Get back here!

01:22:33No!

01:22:34No!

01:22:35No, no, no, no!

01:22:36She's gonna hurt someone!

01:22:38No!

01:22:39No!

01:22:40She's gonna hurt someone!

01:22:41I've already warned the cake garden!

01:22:42Stella cake get out!

01:22:43This time she's-

01:22:45She's not gonna hurt anyone!

01:22:47I-

01:22:48How do you know?

01:22:49I wanted to tell you but-

01:22:51I just-

01:22:52I couldn't find the right time!

01:22:54It was you?

01:22:55You brought me back?

01:22:56I brought both of us back!

01:22:57I wanted to give us a second chance that-

01:23:00Well...

01:23:01Us!

01:23:02Well, let's not waste a moment then!

01:23:03Let's not waste a moment then!

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