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00:00Well, well, well. Deadbeat husband and father finally returned. Divorce Jane, now.

00:19Merry Christmas, Mr. A.

00:25Merry Christmas, Mr. CEO.

00:27Congratulations on your $14 billion market valuation.

00:30Bravo.

00:44You sure you won't take the Jets? You're CEO of a multi-billion dollar company. This truck is just...

00:50There's nothing wrong with a road trip. I want to keep it a surprise.

00:53I'm gonna go home for Christmas with my wife and tell her who I really am.

00:57Big city company Maple Tech is coming to our town to build a mall. Bring everyone jobs.

01:15Don't y'all forget, as mayor, I'm the one that made this happen. I am putting our town on the map.

01:23Maple Tech's CEO, Mr. A, did those things. He built the company from scratch. He is bringing jobs.

01:31Yes. And as mayor, I brought Maple Tech here. And its mysterious CEO. Me.

01:38When do we get to meet the CEO?

01:40He'll be here tomorrow. And I'm gonna throw him a big ol' welcome party where he will finally reveal his identity to me. To us.

01:48Mom, I can't wait to see Daddy.

01:50You're here soon. Come on.

01:52Jane?

01:54Jane?

01:55Jane?

01:56Jane Reynolds?

01:57You look as stunning as you did in high school.

02:00You're not still married to that punching bag loser, Eddie, are you?

02:07My dad's not a loser.

02:10Oh, darling. When we were in high school, your daddy was a big-time mixer.

02:19He was going nowhere with his life. Which is why he skipped town and left you and your mom in shame.

02:28Making fun of a little girl at Christmas time.

02:32Are you sure you're this town's mayor or just its local Scrooge?

02:36And the mall looks great, y'all. You really didn't have to do all this for me.

02:40It's Mr. Andrews, our CEO.

02:42That's the Maple Tech CEO. He's a day early.

02:48I am so sorry, sir. We were not expecting you until tomorrow.

02:51Um, but let me be the first to say that we're finally-

02:53Daddy help!

02:59The...

03:00The loser, Eddie Andrews.

03:09Can't possibly be the Maple Tech CEO.

03:12False alarm, everyone!

03:14It's not the CEO. It's a deadbeat loser that I used to beat up in high school.

03:19Jane, I know I've been gone for far too long.

03:24But I've been working.

03:26I'm just glad that you're home.

03:30Make sure you come back tomorrow where we will welcome a man who is exactly the opposite of Eddie.

03:35A real man! A rich man!

03:38A CEO!

03:40The CEOs, right?

03:43Duncan, don't tell me you're still jealous that Jane picked me over you.

03:47Son of a bitch.

03:48If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna kiss my wife and take her home.

04:02My family's waiting.

04:03Come on, babe.

04:04I'm gonna kiss my wife and take her home.

04:09Sir, when are you going to reveal to these people that you're CEO?

04:13Soon.

04:14But I want to spend Christmas with my family and tell them first.

04:17Yes, sir.

04:19That's the CEO!

04:21He's hot!

04:22Hey!

04:25Woo-hoo-hoo!

04:29We're just so glad you're here.

04:30It's been so hard being apart from so long.

04:32Well, I am never, ever gonna leave my family ever again.

04:36Okay?

04:37Well, well, well.

04:40Deadbeat husband and father finally returns.

04:45The only thing this family wants for Christmas is for you to get out of our lives.

04:50Divorce Jane now.

04:53Mom, what are you doing?

04:56What you should have done years ago.

04:58Your husband was a loser back then, and he clearly still is.

05:02Sasha, don't listen to them.

05:03Dad, tell Mom that she was being crazy.

05:05Eddie, Maple Tech came this Christmas.

05:11All the real men in town got great jobs.

05:14You're still a loser.

05:16Hey.

05:17Shame!

05:19Princess, don't listen to your grandma, okay?

05:22She's just tired.

05:23Tired of you? You worthless.

05:25Can you not take that tone in front of my daughter?

05:28I'm teaching her manners and respect.

05:30Respect?

05:32Respect this family by leaving it.

05:33Sign the divorce papers.

05:36No.

05:38It's okay.

05:39I'll read it.

05:41Please.

05:42You can probably barely read.

05:44Our lawyer spent days on this.

05:46You can't comprehend it.

05:48You know what?

05:50I may just be a small town boy, but even I can see this document is rather flawed.

05:53You don't know anything about the laws.

05:56I'm going to get our lawyer on the phone to rip you a new one.

06:00He's so good, he does contracts for Maple Tech.

06:03Bob.

06:04Okay.

06:05Our worthless son-in-law is being annoying.

06:07Tell him what will happen to him if he doesn't sign.

06:10Gladly. What's that idiot saying?

06:12Bob, is it? Great to meet you.

06:15Um, I just wanted to let you know this document is pretty flawed.

06:19Already I'm seeing in clause A subsection B that there's no legal precedent.

06:23And, did I hear right? You work for Maple Tech?

06:27That's interesting.

06:28That voice, um, you're right sir. Don't sign it. I'm sorry to have bothered you.

06:34Ms. Reynolds, I resign as your attorney. Don't call me again.

06:39What?

06:41How do we recognize your voice?

06:45In God's name?

06:47We paid our lawyer thousands of dollars to make that divorce agreement.

06:51How did nobody like Eddie know more than him?

06:54He's unemployed, so he has all the time in the world to read Wikipedia like an idiot.

06:59That's how.

07:01Daddy, why is Grandma mad?

07:03It's Christmas.

07:05I know, but everything's gonna be just fine.

07:08Let's go inside, all right?

07:14I'm not dropping Miss Eddie. This Christmas I will get Jane to dump you. I have a plan.

07:19With all due respect, Mrs. Reynolds, your daughter is the love of my life.

07:25And no amount of money could ever make me leave her.

07:28I wish Jane would have married a real man, like Jared.

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