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00:00He might be older, but he's very capable.
00:04He has a nice body too.
00:08Ma'am, this amulet was discovered in outer space using quantum technology by scientists.
00:19This looks good. Just make sure it's ready for the city inspection.
00:23Yes, Mr. Lloyd.
00:25Sir, your grandmother's here.
00:29What is she doing on a construction site?
00:32She says she has to tell you that.
00:34If he does not get married this week, I'm going to jump off his new mall and he will never see it open.
00:41God, not this again.
00:43It can cure all kinds of ailments, both physical and mental.
00:47Will it match me?
00:48Of course. Would you like one for only $9.99?
00:51Not only will it ensure marriage, but it will also...
00:54It will also what? Bring back the dead?
00:57I'm sorry. Who are you? Mind your business, please.
01:01This is my grandmother you're scamming. Her business is my business.
01:05I'm not scamming anyone. This amulet is legit.
01:08Let's have the police check it out.
01:10I'm not selling anymore.
01:14What?
01:15He was just trying to scam you, ma'am. Don't fall for it.
01:20Thank you. You are such a sweet girl.
01:23Oh, you're so welcome.
01:25Oh.
01:26Oh.
01:29Oh.
01:35I'll go get you some water.
01:40Grandma, what are you eating?
01:42Hey, scammer. You just don't know when to quit, huh?
01:58What? Your colleague failed so you're here to try again?
02:02Did you steal our gear so you could scam us workers?
02:05Do I look like a scammer or a thief to you?
02:07It's written all over your face.
02:10She's my grandma.
02:12If this is your grandma, then I'm your mom.
02:15Young lady.
02:17He is my grandson.
02:19Huh?
02:20Now that my grandson is here, I want to repay you by getting you some new, fresh clothes.
02:36Oh, um, no. No, no, no. You really don't need to buy anything. It's not a big deal. Be here.
02:41You are a beautiful young girl, and you should dress for your age. And this brand is so affordable.
02:47No, it was just a sandwich, really.
02:50No, I...
02:52I'm so sorry. I have to take this.
02:56Grandma, I'll bet you she's the real scammer.
02:59Nonsense.
03:01She doesn't even know who I am.
03:03You're not exactly the modest type.
03:05I'll bet you she knows you're wealthy by the way you dress.
03:09Great. The tuition is overdue.
03:12If you don't pay by tomorrow, you'll have no choice but to have you expelled.
03:15Can I please have more time to...
03:18Hello? Hello?
03:27Have you decided on what you want?
03:35Could you focus on the next step?
03:37Finally showing your true colors?
03:39Of course, sweetheart.
03:42Come on. I'll take care of this.
03:43Yep.
03:51How much do you want?
03:54Three thousand, please.
03:56I need to pay my tuition.
03:58Tuition? Is she still a student?
04:00Wait, only three thousand dollars?
04:02What game is she playing?
04:04Maybe I should try to scare her off.
04:06Alright.
04:07I'll lend you the money.
04:09But I'm gonna need something in return.
04:12Marry me.
04:14Grandma's been pressuring me for a while now,
04:15handing me the money.
04:17I need a wife.
04:18It's a win-win.
04:21Wait a second. Are you even old enough to get married?
04:23Your tuition is overdue.
04:24If you don't pay by tomorrow,
04:26you'll have no choice but to have you expelled.
04:29Ha. Gotcha, you little scammer.
04:34I'm 21.
04:35Fine. I'll marry you.
04:36Married.
05:00I promise I'll pay you back.
05:01Don't worry about it.
05:03We're married now.
05:04Don't forget Grandma insisted on buying you...
05:08...all the dresses.
05:10I really can't accept this on top of all your money.
05:13It's fine.
05:22Is that your car?
05:24It looks really expensive.
05:26I can't let her know I'm rich.
05:30Boss!
05:32No, I'm...
05:34I'm the driver.
05:36Boss!
05:37You really shouldn't be driving yourself.
05:40Please.
05:42Allow me.
05:43I gotta go to work.
05:44I'll pick you up later.
05:45Text me.
05:46So he's working two jobs?
05:47He's such a hard working man.
05:48Now I feel really bad taking money from him.
05:49She must regret marrying a poor chauffeur.
05:55Boss!
05:56I gotta go to work. I'll pick you up later.
06:00Text me.
06:06So he's working two jobs?
06:08He's such a hard-working man.
06:10Now I feel really bad taking money from him.
06:14She must regret marrying a poor chauffeur.
06:18Boss, did you just get a wife?
06:20Only a name.
06:22I can't believe the most eligible and richest bachelor in the city just got married.
06:26But he's clearly not happy about it.
06:29I'm 21. Fine. I'll marry you.
06:32You better think this through. I'm pretty older than you.
06:35My family is complicated, and my income isn't all that great.
06:38I approve!
06:40You both have my blessing.
06:43Now, he may be older, but he is able to take good care of you.
06:48And he's in really good health, and he's in great shape.
06:51And he makes enough money to keep you calm.
06:54Grandma.
06:55Hey!
06:56You offered first, and if you go back on your word, I am jumping off the building!
07:01You got that kid?
07:04Here.
07:05You're mine.
07:08Buy me a cheap house. I'm moving into mine.
07:11How cheap?
07:12Yes, boss. I'll figure it out.
07:21I'm already borrowing three grand. The least I can do is get Grandma Meredith a gift in return. Especially since Thanksgiving is coming up.
07:29Hi. Um, do you have any gift recommendations for my grandmother? My budget is around $30?
07:38Of course, ma'am! We have so many great options at that price point. How about this beautiful 12-piece glass wine set for only $24.99? My grandma loves these.
07:48Grace, have you lost your damn mind?
07:52You already sold yourself to an old man for just $3,000.
07:56Now you're getting them more gifts?
07:58He's not that old.
07:59Besides, he's still really attractive.
08:02But no buts.
08:04And you know what? You should ask him to buy you an engagement ring.
08:07He's a man's sister. He should get you that ring.
08:10I totally agree with your friend.
08:11See? He agrees.
08:13Babe, you are a catch. And any man is lucky to marry you.
08:18You know what? That's it. He needs to buy your ring. If he's a real man, he'd do it.
08:23Olivia, give me back my phone!
08:26Nope. I'm gonna text him for you.
08:28Honey, we need to talk about the ring.
08:31So now she wants the ring?
08:32What? What's wrong?
08:33My friend was just goofing around. It wasn't me. I don't want you to take that text seriously.
08:52She's young, but she's quite the actress. We're already here. What does it hurt to look?
08:57Everything is too expensive. We don't have the money.
09:00It doesn't cost anything to look, right?
09:03I knew it. Just here to waste my time.
09:06Please don't block the entrance if you're not gonna buy anything.
09:09This isn't a place for poor people.
09:11Are you?
09:12Well, then you must be rich as hell. Since you work here every day.
09:20Excuse me?
09:21We're gonna go take a look. Show us your diamond rings.
09:27Let's see how long they can keep up the act.
09:30Well, since you're so rich, I figured this piece would be perfect for you.
09:34It's only 60k.
09:3660k?
09:37Yeah. Oh.
09:38Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe that's too cheap for you.
09:41Why don't you have a look at this one instead?
09:43This one is around 200k.
09:45Would you like to have a look?
09:47Careful.
09:48Your damn system.
09:50You're gonna have to pay for it.
09:51Show her the ring.
09:52What's wrong?
09:57Can't afford it.
09:58Thought you had money.
09:59We're not gonna purchase anything that you've touched with your filthy hands. Excuse me, can you please help us instead?
10:06He's got the CEO vibe. Must have picked it up from being the CEO's driver.
10:12These lowlifes sure knows how to pretend to be rich.
10:17Sir?
10:18There's someone here crossing a scene because they can't afford anything.
10:23Who?
10:24Mr. Lloyd?
10:29This is Mr. Lloyd, owner of the mall. He's unable to attend today. But remember, if you ever meet him, treat him with the highest respect.
10:42Mr. Lloyd?
10:45We'll take it. Can you please wrap it up for us?
10:48Are you crazy? It's 200k. Are you trying to go bankrupt?
10:53Quickly now, wrap it up.
10:56Anything you'd like today is on the house.
10:59Austin. You can call me Austin.
11:02I didn't think you'd recognize me. It's been so long.
11:05Wait, you two know each other?
11:08He knows my boss, Colin.
11:10God, Colin comes here all the time.
11:12Is Mr. Lloyd trying to hide his identity?
11:16I'm sorry, but we can't take this ring. It's too expensive.
11:31You're actually our 100th customer today. We're doing a special promotion. You can get the ring for free.
11:37Congratulations. Thank you.
11:42You can send the bill to Lloyd Enterprises.
11:47Sir, since when did this little special promotion start?
11:56It started when you got fired.
11:58Since when was I fired?
11:59Since now. Do you have any idea who that was?
12:04I don't know, buddy.
12:05It was Mr. Lloyd. The owner of this mall. And the richest person in LA.
12:09What?
12:10What?
12:16What, you don't like it?
12:17It's way too expensive.
12:18It's only 200k. And by the way, you got it for free.
12:22Only 200k? Just because you drive the CEO's car doesn't mean you're the CEO.
12:27We got very lucky today. They say newlyweds tend to have good luck.
12:31Maybe we should buy a lottery ticket and see if we have the jackpot.
12:40What?
12:53Are you sure this is your house?
12:55Yeah, of course it is.
12:56Colin is so unreliable.
13:03Grandma?
13:05How did you know to come here?
13:07Colin must have ratted me out to Grandma.
13:10Does your Grandma not know where you live?
13:16Grandma, you didn't tell me you were coming.
13:18Come in. Come in.
13:20I didn't mean to intrude on your alone time, but I just couldn't stay away.
13:25I'm fixing dinner.
13:27Come on, it's almost ready.
13:37What?
13:38You're not satisfied?
13:39No.
13:40This is perfect.
13:41It's like my dream house.
13:42This place must cost a lot.
13:43She thinks this is a nice house?
13:44Wait a minute.
13:45You're not some secret billionaire, are you?
13:46I'm just kidding, you old fart.
13:47Old fart?
13:48Oh, sorry.
13:49I meant honey.
13:50Oh, sorry.
13:51I meant honey.
13:52What?
13:53What?
13:54What?
13:55What?
13:56What?
13:57You're not satisfied?
13:58No.
13:59This is perfect.
14:00It's like my dream house.
14:01This place must cost a lot.
14:03Old fart?
14:04Oh, sorry.
14:05I meant honey.
14:07You didn't need to rent such an expensive place to arrest me.
14:14Right.
14:15You're right.
14:16This isn't our house, but I'm renting it from a very good friend.
14:24This is your boss's house, isn't it?
14:26Oh my god, it is!
14:28This is a massive favor.
14:29You'll be in his debt forever.
14:31I really don't need anything fancy.
14:34I'll find a time to look for a more suitable place and we can move out.
14:40Oh, great grandbaby!
14:42Come to mama!
14:45Kids!
14:46Dinner's ready!
14:54Thank you, Grandma.
14:55Dinner was delicious.
14:56I'm so full.
14:57Oh, good.
14:58Good.
14:59I am so glad.
15:00Now, Austin, you take Clarice to your room and I'll clean up.
15:05Oh, you cooked.
15:06I'll clean.
15:07No.
15:08This is your wedding night.
15:09So go on.
15:10Go to your room.
15:11Go.
15:12Go.
15:13Is it hot in here or is it just me?
15:18I need some water.
15:19Clarice.
15:20Clarice.
15:21Clarice.
15:22I need some water.
15:23Clarice.
15:24Clarice.
15:25Clarice.
15:26Clarice.
15:27Can you have such dirty thoughts?
15:28What's happening?
15:29Did Grandma do this?
15:30What's coming?
15:31What's coming?
15:32What's coming?
15:33What's coming?
15:34Ah, I need some water.
15:47Clarice, can you have such dirty thoughts?
15:51What's happening?
15:53Did Grandma do this?
15:59Grandma, let us out!
16:01Don't waste that good aphrodisiac my herbalist gave me.
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