Tell me if I'm birthing Jesus, OK? 【Do Me Over】EP21-EP25

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00:01You're pregnant.

00:06Sarah, let me tell you about something that happened.

00:30Yeah.

00:40No, I'm going to an event right now.

00:44So just give the Loren files to Jake and he can drop them when I'm gone.

01:10Thank you, too.

01:12My tab.

01:16Hi, how are you?

01:19Christian?

01:20Anyone I think is trying to break?

01:24An old-fashioned, please.

01:27Thank you, too.

01:28Want a white tab?

01:31I'm going right out.

01:32Is it just me or is this party really lame?

01:35Is that your go-to pick-up line?

01:38I mean, I have better ones.

01:41Thanks, but I'm not interested.

01:58Another.

02:00I don't think I've ever seen anyone chugging old-fashioned that fast.

02:06There are a lot of things you haven't seen.

02:11Hold on.

02:12What does all this have to do with me supposedly being pregnant?

02:21My husband's been dead a year.

02:23Tell me exactly what happened the way that you remember it.

02:27It's true.

02:28You fainted.

02:29So I called my doctor.

02:30They ran some tests.

02:31And, um...

02:32I mean, it's just true.

02:34You fainted.

02:36So I called my doctor.

02:38They ran some tests.

02:40And, um...

02:42I mean, it's a joke, right?

02:47How old are you?

02:49Sarah, I saw the reports.

02:54My husband's been dead a year.

02:57I mean, tell me if I'm birthing Jesus, okay?

02:59I think I would have known if I slept with someone.

03:04You haven't?

03:06No!

03:11I'm going to leave you to a minute.

03:13Yeah.

03:19You met a guy.

03:22And you went home with him.

03:27I'm not sure what happened.

03:30But you don't seem to remember.

03:37Your face looked familiar to me, but I couldn't quite put your name to your face

03:42until I saw the documents from the Learning Project.

03:48All right, Sarah.

03:55Um, let's try something different.

03:58Why don't you tell me exactly what happened the way that you remember it from the beginning?

04:12Last time I went with Steve.

04:14Steve is gone.

04:15You gotta move home.

04:24I really don't want to go.

04:26But you have to.

04:27And not just because you're meeting a potential client, but because you need to take a break.

04:31Okay? And just have fun.

04:33Yeah, but Justin...

04:34Oh my God!

04:35Woman! Justin's gonna be fine.

04:37I'm gonna cook for Justin.

04:39I'm gonna make sure that Justin stays in his bed tucked in and doesn't sneak out of the window, okay?

04:45By the way, you need to cut this guy some slack.

04:48He's gonna be like an adult super soon.

04:50Last time I went with Steve.

04:55Oh God, honey.

04:57Hey.

04:59You know, Steve is gone.

05:00You gotta move on.

05:02He would want you to be happy.

05:04There's nothing wrong with that.

05:06Being happy doesn't mean you forget the past.

05:07Okay.

05:09Now.

05:11You have a last thing to put.

05:14This bad boy here.

05:17And you are ready.

05:25Let me ask you for a dance first.

05:26An old fashioned place.

05:31Make that two.

05:33Old fashions.

05:35On my tab.

05:37Is it just me or this party late?

05:40Is that your go-to pick-up line?

05:43I have better ones.

05:45Thanks, but I'm not interested.

05:56Another.

05:57What's the matter?

05:58I don't think I've ever seen anyone chugging old fashioned that fast.

06:11There are a lot of things you haven't seen.

06:16Here you go.

06:19Hold up.

06:23At least let me ask you for a dance first.

06:27That's how you remember everything?

06:30That's how it happened.

06:32Shall we?

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