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Act Like You Love Me - Full Movie
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:47Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:54Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:10Go.
01:10Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:20Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:22What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:28Let me see that.
01:33This looks like a marriage license.
01:36You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:41You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have an appointment.
01:48You're a whore.
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:55I'm sorry. That's the law.
01:58Fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:11I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:18I don't know.
02:23Like, how long is she?
02:26I don't know.
02:28I don't know.
02:29I don't know.
02:41Leave me alone.
02:42Bye.
02:42Bye.
02:43Bye.
02:45Bye.
02:46My sketches?
02:52Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife.
02:56You're not a designer.
03:04Perfect.
03:07Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
03:16I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:46The fuck? You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:56Everyone out.
03:57This is my house. This is my life.
04:00So get out.
04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04All right, people. Party's over.
04:06Let's go. Party's over.
04:16Hey, George. Welcome back.
04:43Hey, this is the money that I owe you.
04:50What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:54Yeah.
04:54Sure.
04:56Get back with that.
04:58Okay.
05:01Let me guess.
05:03Acting not going so well?
05:06I've hit a bit of a dry patch.
05:08Yeah.
05:10I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine.
05:13I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic,
05:19but Benji needs to see you in love
05:20if he's ever going to hide himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open.
05:24If not for yourself, for Benji.
05:27I think I have an idea.
05:29Okay. What is that?
05:31I want to hire you.
05:34You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
05:37An acting gig.
05:38I really want my son to see what it looks like
05:41for someone to love me.
05:43You know?
05:44Like, a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um...
05:49Yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but...
05:53seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:01Deal.
06:01Deal.
06:03Deal.
06:03Deal.
06:03Deal.
06:03Deal.
06:03Deal.
06:05Deal.
06:07Deal.
06:14Come on.
06:15Two more.
06:17Last one.
06:19Okay.
06:20Good work.
06:20Good work.
06:22Hey, can I tell you something?
06:23Well, that's never good.
06:25You ready?
06:26As ready as I could be.
06:30I'm going to be an actor.
06:31You what?
06:32Look, some waitress...
06:33Someone needed my help, and...
06:35I agreed.
06:37You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:40Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um...
06:42Look, man.
06:43She's super sweet, and she, um...
06:44And she wants to show her son that...
06:48Love is real.
06:50Totally normal request.
06:52Look, man.
06:52I just need something.
06:54Something different.
06:55You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:56I'm just sick of this lifestyle, and...
06:59Just feels so empty.
07:00Okay, so let me get this straight.
07:01You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
07:05Yeah.
07:07Okay.
07:08Crazy things have happened.
07:09I got your back, boss.
07:12Thanks, Dino.
07:13And you'll see.
07:13She's great.
07:14Whatever you say, boss.
07:16Another set.
07:17Okay.
07:19Oh, my God.
07:21Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:25No idea what you're doing.
07:27I...
07:28What's this?
07:30Oh, no.
07:32Let's do.
07:33It's not good.
07:36Urgent child support.
07:38Last notice of child support.
07:45Last notice of child support must pay.
07:48We'll not be paying that.
07:58I don't know.
08:05Ah!
08:06Fuck!
08:08Oh, no, no, no, no!
08:14Fucking hell.
08:16Hello, Delilah.
08:20You look quite nice tonight.
08:27Why, thank you, George.
08:30You look quite nice as well.
08:34too.
08:43Can I offer you something to drink?
08:48No.
08:52I'm...
08:53fine.
08:54This is going to be great.
09:01Okay.
09:02Come on, Benji.
09:07Come on.
09:08Come on.
09:09You can do it, Benji.
09:10Come on.
09:13Come on, Benji.
09:14Hit the ball for once.
09:17Let's go, Benji.
09:19You're doing great.
09:20Hey, Tony.
09:22Hey, Delilah.
09:24Looking good as always.
09:27Looking good as always.
09:28Somebody likes you.
09:29Come on.
09:30Come on, Benji.
09:31He does.
09:32Nice with that dribble.
09:33Nice.
09:34Shh.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42That's him.
09:47That's who?
09:50The guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:53Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:56He's coming over.
09:57What are you talking about?
09:59Hey, George.
10:00Hey, Delilah.
10:01Oh, for Christ's sake, man up, boy.
10:10Don't say that.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:11Can I go?
10:12I'm so bored.
10:13Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:15Thank God.
10:15I have a mani-pedi.
10:16Come on.
10:17Let's get out of here.
10:18You don't want to say hi to him?
10:21No.
10:23It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:25Who the fuck are you?
10:26I'm George.
10:27I'm the hottest new boyfriend.
10:31Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:36Yes.
10:37Yeah.
10:38We are dating.
10:40What, do they run out of pizza boys, hun?
10:43He's an actor.
10:44Oh, he's an actor.
10:46That makes it even better.
10:47Wow.
10:48You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:52You proved me wrong.
10:53What's that, bud?
10:57Nothing.
10:58We gotta get out of here.
11:00Wish you two the best.
11:03Hey, asshole!
11:06Where's the child support?
11:09Don't worry, Boopy.
11:10I'll handle it.
11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:13I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:18Alright, I think I'm gonna get going.
11:20But, um, I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:23Yes.
11:24Yes, yes.
11:25Our date.
11:27See you tomorrow?
11:31Girl,
11:33you better tell me everything now.
11:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:44You're not supposed to do that.
11:45I'm a starving artist.
11:46They have lint on their shirts.
11:48I still think this is a harebrained idea.
11:52Dino, this is the first time in my life
11:54where I can be a normal person.
11:56Nobody after my money,
11:57or my status,
11:58or what I can do for them.
12:01Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
12:03She just wants me to play a role.
12:06I do have to say,
12:07it's nice to see you smile again.
12:13Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
12:15You'll see.
12:16And you should take the night off.
12:18Take Janice out to dinner on me.
12:20Hell no, boss.
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
12:24No, it'll be fine.
12:25Nobody will know who I am.
12:27That may be the case,
12:28but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
12:30and I ain't taking any chances.
12:32Do not follow me.
12:34Yes, boss.
12:35Later.
12:36Hey, how are you?
12:52I'm George.
12:53I'm Benji.
12:58Well, hello.
12:59Hello there.
13:00How are you?
13:01I am very excited about our date.
13:03I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:08Won't you come in?
13:09Ah, yes.
13:19Oh, my.
13:20Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:25We have a lousy landlord.
13:27Oh, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:31Why, thank you, George.
13:34You look quite nice as well.
13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:39Hi, I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:42I think it's time for you to get going.
13:44Yes.
13:44Yes.
13:45Yes.
13:45Um, yeah.
13:46What if, uh...
13:47Dad was so strange.
13:50I know.
13:57Well, that didn't go too well.
14:01Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
14:04Maybe we should practice.
14:06That sounds good, yeah.
14:07Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple of hours
14:14while we're on our supposed date?
14:19Yeah, probably go eat.
14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:24Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:25What are you going to do?
14:26Uh, same.
14:27Probably grab a bite to eat.
14:30Maybe hit a bookstore.
14:33Well, that's just silly.
14:34I mean, why don't we go together?
14:37Sure.
14:39Sounds good.
14:41Okay.
14:50So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:53Well, ever since I was a little girl,
14:56I always wanted to wear the dress,
14:58be the bride,
15:00have my happy ending.
15:02And then I eloped with Andy,
15:07and, uh, he had an affair.
15:12Then we got a divorce.
15:14And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:17My roof is leaking,
15:19um, my car is useless,
15:21and I work in a diner.
15:24So, best laid plans, I guess?
15:30You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:34He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:39I would tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:42Yeah, of course.
15:43You will.
15:49Should probably get back from our date soon.
15:53Split the bill?
15:54Yeah, sure, uh, split the bill.
15:58Check, please.
16:10Hey, Bernard, this is Justin.
16:12You're gonna be getting a call from
16:14a woman named Delilah James.
16:16Long story short,
16:18her ex is a piece of shit,
16:19he won't pay child support,
16:21and he works at Le Style,
16:22but I can't fire him,
16:23unless he might sue,
16:25or he might figure out who I am.
16:27So, the least I can do is try to help
16:29get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:31And she can't know who I am.
16:32She thinks my name is George.
16:33Thanks, ma'am.
16:39Hey, Dino.
16:40Yes, boss.
16:41Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:44Let's fix the roof on it.
16:46Sure thing.
16:47Oh, and while you're at it,
16:48if you can buy her a car.
16:49Nothing too fancy, though.
16:50She's not that type of girl.
16:52And keep everything anonymous.
16:54You got it.
16:57What's going on?
16:59Someone about the building.
17:00They're putting on a new roof.
17:01What?
17:02Oh my God.
17:03That's amazing, right?
17:04Bye.
17:05Bye.
17:06Bye.
17:07Bye.
17:08Bye.
17:09Bye.
17:10Bye.
17:11Bye.
17:12Bye.
17:13Bye.
17:14Bye.
17:14Bye.
17:15Bye.
17:16Bye.
17:17Bye.
17:18Bye.
17:19Bye.
17:19Bye.
17:21Bye.
17:22Bye.
17:23Bye.
17:24Bye.
17:25Bye.
17:26Bye.
17:27Bye.
17:27Bye.
17:28Bye.
17:29Bye.
17:29Bye.
17:54Bye.
17:55Bye.
18:26National Grid, water.
18:30Dealing with that one.
18:34Oh, urgent.
18:45Oh.
18:47You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:53Delinquency of child support?
18:55Anyway...
19:03We need to talk.
19:21I need you to follow Delilah James
19:30That's her address
19:34Find me some dirt
19:35I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense
19:39She's ruining my perfect life
19:41Okay ma'am, you got it
19:43Yeah, and don't mess it up
19:46Come on
19:47I had a good time
19:58Yeah, it was fun
19:59We should, um, we should do it again sometime
20:01I think we sounded really good
20:05But we should practice some more
20:07Just in case
20:09Sure
20:10That'd be great
20:11Well, goodnight
20:13Goodnight
20:16Delilah, look what they delivered for you
20:36Wait, what?
20:37A big truck came today and dropped it off
20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you
20:43It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes
20:47I didn't enter any sweepstakes
20:51Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of
20:56Oh, don't look at me
20:59Look, it's got your name on it
21:01Oh my god
21:03It really does say that car belongs to me
21:07They gave me this to you
21:08They gave me this to you as well
21:10I guess my luck is finally changing
21:15What's 10 minus 4?
21:26You know the answer to that
21:27Dang
21:28Ah, shoot
21:33I left my phone in my bedroom
21:36George, can you get it for me?
21:38Well, I'm just gonna call
21:39Yeah, sure, no problem
21:40Thanks
21:41You know the answer to that
22:11Mission accomplished
22:15He's asleep
22:16What?
22:24Nothing, I just, um
22:25I think that we should practice
22:28Let's do the mirror exercise
22:32Sure
22:34I think that we should practice kissing
22:53I think that we should practice kissing
22:59I think that would be a good idea
23:04Thank you
24:01Oh, my God. George, wake up.
24:17The time.
24:18What?
24:18Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
24:20Oh, okay, yeah.
24:22Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:28to school.
24:29Okay.
24:29Just go.
24:33Okay.
24:34No, no, no.
24:35Go, go, go.
24:43Come on.
24:43Finish up.
24:44We're going to be late.
24:45I don't want to eat this.
24:49Grab your bag.
24:50Come on.
24:50We got it home.
24:51Okay.
24:56Hurry.
24:57Let's go.
24:57Okay.
24:57Hey.
25:04Hi.
25:15So, tell me something good.
25:17What'd you get?
25:17I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:19I ain't got nothing.
25:20That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:23That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:25Zip.
25:25Zilch.
25:26Nada.
25:29How is that possible?
25:31Don't shrug.
25:33Ow.
25:33That hoot.
25:34Damn it.
25:37How dare she.
25:38My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:41Money that could be spent on me.
25:44Us.
25:47Okay.
25:48This is what I want you to do.
25:49Get rid of them.
25:51If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean us.
26:00Let me get this straight.
26:02What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
26:05Ow.
26:06Damn it.
26:07Don't say it out loud.
26:08It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta...
26:10I mean...
26:11Ow.
26:12All right.
26:12All right.
26:13I'll handle it.
26:14I'll do it.
26:16Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good.
26:20Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:38There we go.
26:46We're fucked.
26:48Come on, Reb.
26:49Give us a break.
26:50Hey, that was a foul.
26:52No.
26:54Oh, hi.
26:55Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:06Hey.
27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:08Everything all right?
27:09No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:12My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:15I can't do it.
27:16What is it saying?
27:18No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen.
27:23We all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27We can.
27:30Reb, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:36And I know that you taking this pony kick is a big deal.
27:40And it is.
27:42But Messi misses sometimes.
27:44You know?
27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:49It's about you having the courage to try.
27:53And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:58Yes.
27:59Yeah.
28:01You ready?
28:02Yeah.
28:04There you go.
28:06And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:09Everything will work out.
28:10I promise.
28:11Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:12I can do it.
28:21Come on, son.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:24Shoot him, for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:30I can do it.
28:30Hey, Boobie, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:50Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah.
28:53My company is opening up a third branch.
28:56And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:59And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony.
29:03I'm actually with him now, so...
29:07With him?
29:09Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:11Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:14This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:16You see him out there acting on the field?
29:18Pretending to help Benji?
29:23I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:25Hey!
29:25Get your own kid, you freak.
29:30Let's go.
29:31Um, I'm hard now.
29:34Ew.
29:34Okay, can we go?
29:35Let's go.
29:36Come on.
29:36Come on, let's go.
29:37I can't.
29:37I really fuck.
29:44I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:49And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does.
29:55Hey, Harry, stop.
29:56Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
29:57Come on!
29:58Just...
29:59Please, don't do this.
30:00I have a child at home.
30:02Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
30:04You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around.
30:06Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:09Fuck.
30:11Damn it.
30:12Listen, sorry.
30:13It ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, look, you can just take the money.
30:18Dino, thank God, man.
30:33You okay, boss?
30:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:35I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:35You okay?
30:36Okay.
30:37Okay.
30:38Wait, you two know each other?
30:44Dino is my cousin.
30:46Yeah.
30:47But he called you boss.
30:51Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:54He was a real bossy SOB.
30:57Yeah, that's right.
30:58I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
31:01Lucky coincidence.
31:03Yeah, very lucky.
31:05Thank you, Dino.
31:06Anytime.
31:07We should go.
31:09Come on.
31:09Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
31:16I think it will really scare him.
31:18I, um...
31:19I...
31:20What?
31:24Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:29I think I would...
31:30Maybe he...
31:31What's going on?
31:34I'm falling for you.
31:36I'm in love with you.
31:38No, you aren't.
31:40Yes, I am.
31:41And what's so wrong with that?
31:43Listen, George.
31:44You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:47Because of the silly idea that I had.
31:52Okay.
31:53The plan worked.
31:54Okay?
31:55Benji's fine.
31:56He thinks that we're in love.
31:57Yeah, because we are.
31:59No, we aren't.
32:00Yes, we are.
32:01No, love ruins everything.
32:03Okay?
32:05Love was not part of the deal here.
32:07Part of the deal?
32:08What about the other night?
32:11Hmm?
32:12The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
32:15Are you serious?
32:16Yeah.
32:20Whatever, Delilah.
32:22I didn't...
32:22I'm not that type of guy.
32:24But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:26Oh!
32:29I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:32Delilah.
32:34Whatever.
32:35You know I'm gonna go.
32:39But...
32:46Hey, boss.
32:50How about I heat you up some soup?
32:51Do you know, do you know, do you know, man?
32:54Women...
32:55Are nothing but trouble.
32:57You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want, and that actually
33:02is not even what they wanted.
33:05And women are trouble.
33:06That's the bottom line.
33:07That's what I'm trying to say here.
33:09I'm sorry, man.
33:10No, it's fine.
33:12Do you know, you should go home.
33:15Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
33:18Yes, sir.
33:19And you should cherish her.
33:21Yes, sir.
33:22Yeah.
33:26It's got a good one.
33:27It's got a good one.
33:57Look.
34:10There's nothing in here.
34:20Oh, jeez.
34:27Tell me, what you got?
34:54I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:56I'm sorry.
34:57He had some goon there.
34:58He came out of nowhere.
35:01What?
35:04They've seen my face.
35:05I've got to have to lay low for a while.
35:07You idiot!
35:08I told you to do one thing.
35:11Get out!
35:12I clearly have to do everything on my own.
35:14You should have saw the big the guy was.
35:16Idiot.
35:23Hey, sexy.
35:25Hey.
35:26What is it?
35:27What's wrong?
35:30Okay.
35:32I have to show you something.
35:34You can't laugh, okay?
35:36What?
35:37Of course.
35:39Anything for you, Boopie.
35:43What?
35:45Cher, they're...
35:46They're actually amazing.
35:48So you'll pitch it?
35:50Of course.
35:52Yeah.
35:52Yeah, it will.
35:54Thank you, Boopie.
35:57Wow.
35:58Incredible.
35:58I'm so sorry.
36:00Oh, my God.
36:02I'm sorry.
36:03I'll be right back.
36:04Oh, my God.
36:10I've just got to do it.
36:11They're all right.
36:20I'm sorry.
36:21Okay.
36:22Oh, my God.
36:22Oh, my God.
36:24Oh, my God.
36:24Oh, my God.
36:25Oh, my God.
36:25Oh, my God.
36:25I'm sorry.
36:26boopie mama's in the mood
36:36boopie mama wants some lovey-dovey
36:44boopie
36:51boopie
36:53boopie
36:55boopie
36:57boopie
37:14boopie
37:23George
37:24please call me
37:26I'm so sorry about the other night
37:44George, please don't let this affect our friendship
37:49Benji misses you. I miss you
37:53Call me
38:10Fine
38:12Barone 7 o'clock
38:14This better be important
38:21Listen
38:22I really need to talk with you
38:25Can we get a coffee?
38:27Just a coffee
38:29Okay, slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow
38:33See you then
38:35Uh, hey Dino
38:42Yes, boss
38:43Hey, can you do me a solid?
38:45Can you follow Delilah? She's been acting a little strange
38:48I kind of want to just know what's up
38:50Consider it done
38:51Thank you
38:57So what is this about?
39:00Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit
39:02No
39:07I've been thinking about us
39:08I'm thinking about us
39:09Us
39:12There is no us
39:13But there is
39:15There could be
39:17When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game
39:21I knew I made a big mistake
39:23We're a family
39:25We're the perfect family
39:28You've gotta be kidding me
39:30You've gotta be kidding me
39:34How dare you
39:41How dare you
39:42How dare you
39:43Sharon Boopy
39:45This was not my idea
39:47You're lying
39:48You're trying to steal my man
39:49I already told you
39:50He's mine
39:51You slut
39:53Tell her
39:54This was your idea
39:55He wants us to get back together
39:57Oh
39:58I don't know what you're talking about
40:00Sharon
40:01She begged me to meet her
40:02She said it was an emergency
40:03Something about Benji
40:04You coward
40:07She grabbed my hand
40:09She was begging me
40:10It was pathetic
40:11Okay
40:12Take that you slut
40:23I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you
40:26You're a worm
40:29And you're fucking crazy
40:32And this man
40:34Does not pay his child support
40:41Poopy
40:42Don't even start
40:43What the hell is this?
40:44You're embarrassing me
40:45It's disgusting
40:46Let's go
40:47Let's go
40:48Come on
40:55Hey
40:57Hey
40:59Thank you for meeting with me
41:01I'm happy to see you
41:04Yeah
41:05What do you want, Delilah?
41:09I've been thinking
41:10About us
41:12About our conversation
41:13About our conversation the other week
41:14And
41:16What you said
41:19Look
41:20I was wrong
41:22I
41:23What I said was wrong
41:24And I made a mistake
41:26And I was confused
41:28What do you mean you were confused?
41:29How was dinner last night?
41:33With Andy
41:35What?
41:36I said
41:37How was dinner last night with Andy?
41:38How do you know about that?
41:41Ah
41:43So you did have dinner with him
41:44And you held hands
41:46How romantic
41:48Oh my god
41:49Did you have me followed?
41:50You're not even denying it?
41:51You're not even denying it
41:52Oh
41:54God
41:55I had dinner with Andy last night
41:56Because he asked to talk about Benji
41:59Yeah
42:00And then he grabbed my hand
42:02And then his girlfriend
42:03Threw wine in my face
42:05Right, yeah right
42:07And then I went home and I did some soul searching
42:09And I realized that I have feelings for you
42:11But now I realized I was wrong
42:14You're just an asshole
42:18And you're just a lonely woman
42:21Who's shut down
42:22And has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her
42:25God
42:27Oh
42:31I hope I never have to see you again
42:35Christ
42:40Mom
42:46Yeah, hon
42:48Can I ask you a personal question?
42:52Well, I guess that depends on what the question is
42:55Where's George?
42:57George
42:59You heard me
43:00Where's George?
43:02Um
43:04Did you have a fight?
43:06Well
43:08Did you break up?
43:11Oh
43:17Sometimes grown-ups
43:18They
43:20They have to make decisions
43:22Well, it's okay
43:24You broke up
43:25Don't worry about it
43:27I'm used to it
43:29I'm sorry, Benji
43:32I really am
43:33I really am
43:48What's in your car, George?
43:49Thank you for meeting with me
43:50Yeah, I was surprised that you called
43:51Um, are you here alone?
43:52Yeah, it's Nagar
43:53Mom's a rocker
43:54Roland fell asleep on the couch
43:55He does it every time
43:56Don't tell mom
43:57Don't tell mom
43:58Okay
43:59I want to talk about mom
44:01Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there
44:05Mom was being super sad
44:06And I'm sorry to hear about that
44:07You know she loves you, right?
44:08Wait, what?
44:09I can tell
44:10Benji, it's not what you think
44:11Look, Benji, it's not what you think, look
44:12Your mom hired me to
44:13I know you've been pretending
44:14What?
44:15I know you've been pretending
44:16What?
44:17I know you've been pretending
44:18That you love each other
44:19So mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple
44:22Listen, I may be a kid but I'm not
44:23I know you're not
44:24I know you're pretending
44:25This is what?
44:26I know you're pretending
44:27This is what?
44:28I know you're pretending
44:29I don't think that there's much to talk about
44:30There
44:31Your mom was being super sad
44:33And I'm sorry to hear about that
44:34You know she loves you, right?
44:35Wait, what?
44:36I can tell
44:37Benji, it's not what you think
44:38Look
44:39Your mom hired me
44:40I know you've been pretending
44:41What?
44:42I know you've been pretending
44:43That you love each other
44:44So mom can show me how it is
44:45Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:47But...
44:47And you love her, too.
44:49But there's...
44:49So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans and please get back together.
44:54Deal?
44:58Deal.
45:02Delilah! Delilah! Delilah!
45:04What? What? How are you...
45:05A friend of a friend of an ex had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show,
45:10and I couldn't use them and get them to me!
45:14What?
45:14Wait, that is, like, huge.
45:17Anyone is gonna be at that fashion show.
45:20Why you?
45:21Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
45:24And guilt, baby, guilt.
45:29And guess who's gonna be my date?
45:31Who?
45:32You silly!
45:33What?
45:33Yeah!
45:35Wait, those are my designs.
45:42What?
45:42Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:45You see?
45:46Oh my God, they do!
45:49We have to go.
45:50Boopie, I think we're gonna change the fashion world.
46:14Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
46:16There they are.
46:18There they are.
46:21Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show, we have a very special treat.
46:27Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner, founder, and primary designer.
46:36Oh my God.
46:39We're fucked.
46:42Oh my God.
46:43Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for none other than Justin Fitzgerald!
46:49Isn't that...
47:01Yes.
47:04George.
47:05Did you know about that?
47:11Yeah.
47:12He gave me the tickets.
47:13But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:16Did you know about that?
47:18Yeah.
47:18He gave me the tickets.
47:20But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:22Not a secret, Milo.
47:23A surprise.
47:23Kill Benji.
47:24Yeah.
47:25You should always say Benji.
47:26Kill Benji.
47:27Wow.
47:28I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:32You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
47:35Oh my God.
47:37Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:41And the truth is, I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James, the greatest and latest
47:54design discovery and the love of my life.
47:58Holy fuck.
48:01Damn it.
48:02This isn't fair.
48:03So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of
48:08showing of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
48:36Disgusting.
48:38Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say,
48:52and it is very important.
49:00Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say,
49:05and it is very important.
49:06Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
49:14Oh, baby.
49:16Oh.
49:16Oh.
49:16Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:41Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:56Yes.
49:58What?
50:00Yes.
50:02You will.
50:03I will.
50:03You will.
50:04The clothing was disgusting.
50:20Terror.
50:20Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:25Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:29No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:31No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:33Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:35Ah!
50:41I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:44Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
50:47But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love,
50:51but loving yourself,
50:53your truth,
50:55and your joy.
50:57Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
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51:12I'm not going to be a driver for pertain to you.
51:13I'm going to be a lifetime of 내내's 12 training.
51:17I'm going to koş40,
51:19my wheels will cause no lie to me.
51:22Inside 6ки I'm going to be able to grab an SiX,
51:24with pass90 or 75と思います.
51:26I love youehnd you.
51:29You're going to force me to find the shooter,
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