00:00What's that Lindsay? You're gonna get a boyfriend with an 8-Pack and make out with
00:04him in front of the entire school and if it doesn't happen this semester you're
00:07gonna run around naked for everyone to see? She couldn't even bag a loser from
00:12the robotics team much less a guy with an 8-Pack.
00:21It's my last year at school. Everyone is in love.
00:30Except me.
00:45Let's see what little loser Lindsay's writing about. Is she calculating the
00:49probability of ever getting a date? Give me back my notebook. Oh my god. You want to
00:56lose your virginity before graduation? You're still a virgin? I'm the perfect guy for you.
01:03See that little fatty over there? I think maybe if we cover up your ugly face and
01:08some chocolate you might just have a shot. I'm not like you. I don't fall for guys
01:12who are as dumb and shallow as your boyfriends. Are you saying I have bad taste in men?
01:16I'm saying it's not my fault that your two-timing ex-boyfriends gave you an STD.
01:24What's that Lindsay? You're gonna get a boyfriend with an 8-Pack and make out with
01:29him in front of the entire school and if it doesn't happen this semester you're
01:32gonna run around naked for everyone to see?
01:35Wow! Lynn! I never said that. She couldn't even bag a loser from the robotics team much
01:41less a guy with an 8-Pack. Yeah that prude little virgin would never agree to a dare like that.
01:46Who said I wouldn't? I guess we'll see then won't we? Either you show up with your
01:52boyfriend with an 8-Pack or you run around naked for everyone to see. I'd get a boob job now if I were you.
02:01You just wait and see. Kyle, why can't you pretend to be my boyfriend? We don't even go to the same
02:11school no one would know. Do you want me to commit social suicide? Sorry Liz, I just can't be your
02:16fake boyfriend because I'm... well... Are you kidding me? We are supposed to be best friends.
02:27You guys are dating behind my back. How could you not tell me? Hey, uh, it's your 18th birthday. Just blow out the candle and wish for a boyfriend.
02:37Yeah.
02:39God, please send me a hot boyfriend. I don't want to run around the school naked.
02:46I don't want to run around the school naked. I don't want to run around the school naked.
02:56What the heck? My wish came true.
03:00Hey, Linz. I'll be working late tonight. Happy 18th, little sis. I've got a special gift to kick off your first year of adulthood. It's one of my company's latest high-tech products. It's designed to feel just like real skin.
03:20Honestly, it might be better than a real boyfriend. Enjoy. XOXO.
03:35Better than human. Oh God, did Julie send me a hyper-realistic sex bot?
03:43What are you doing?
03:54You can talk, too? God, technology's impressive. Julie must have spent a fortune on you. You're the most hyper-realistic robot I've ever seen.
04:07What? Aren't you a... a sex robot?
04:13I'm not a robot.
04:18You're real?
04:20And why are you naked in my bed? You pervert!
04:26Can you stop? This is Coach Johnson's place, right? Yeah. I'm his new starter.
04:30You know my dad?
04:31Yeah.
04:32I've never seen you before.
04:34And?
04:37I've never seen you before.
04:49Oh shit!
04:51Can you just... be quiet please and I will explain everything.
04:54So why are you in my house?
05:08I'm here to play football at Maple Hill Academy.
05:11Coach Johnson, he got me a scholarship and said that he'd house me here.
05:14So I'll be staying here until the end of the season.
05:17So you're like an exchange student.
05:20Why are you in my room?
05:22A naked, no less, total pervert.
05:25Okay, you're the one who thought I was a sex robot and got to second base without my consent.
05:29So who's the pervert here?
05:31It was dark in my room.
05:33But you shouldn't be my bed anyway.
05:35Come on, I'll show you to the guest room.
05:37No!
05:38No!
05:39No!
05:40No!
05:41Oh!
05:42No!
05:43No!
05:44No!
05:45No!
05:46No!
05:47Oh!
05:48Oh!
05:49Geez, his eyelashes are longer than mine.
05:50He's gorgeous.
05:51Wait, why don't I ask him to be my boyfriend?
06:06I could totally kill my sexless loser image if I slept with him.
06:10What are you doing?
06:11That's my dad.
06:12Lindsay!
06:13Lindsay!
06:14Wayne!
06:15Looks like you two have already met.
06:16Getting along just fine.
06:17Um, that's not the point, Dad.
06:18Didn't he want to tell me that a stranger was living in our house?
06:19Sorry, Lindsay.
06:20Wayne's scholarship didn't cover boarding.
06:21I had no choice but to take him in.
06:22So you just stuck him in my room?
06:23Oh, I'm sorry, that was my bad.
06:24I went into the wrong room.
06:25I didn't know.
06:26Your door's first door on the left.
06:27Have a good night, Wayne.
06:28Need to talk to Lindsay.
06:29Thanks, coach.
06:30Have a good night.
06:31Have a good night.
06:32Have a good night.
06:33Have a good night.
06:34I'll be back in the morning.
06:35Bye.
06:36Bye.
06:37Bye.
06:38Bye.
06:39Bye.
06:40Bye.
06:41Bye.
06:42Bye.
06:43Bye.
06:44Bye.
06:45Bye.
06:46Bye.
06:47Bye.
06:48Bye.
06:49Bye.
06:50Bye.
06:51Bye.
06:52Bye.
06:53Bye.
06:54Bye.
07:00Dad?
07:01Lizzie, Wayne is a star player.
07:04It took a lot of hard work to get him here.
07:06He's going to take our team to the next level.
07:08I hope you can leave him alone and not distract him.
07:12Me?
07:13Distract him?
07:14Dad, it's my birthday today and the first thing you say when you walk in is to not distract your
07:19star player.
07:20God, you only care about football.
07:22You are too busy with the team to see mom before she dies.
07:25You know what?
07:26I should have never thought you were going to change.
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