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00:00I can't believe we're doing this.
00:10You should have let me pick out a better place.
00:12I mean, I could have got one set up at the Ritz.
00:15No, this is perfect.
00:18And if you'd like to fill in your names,
00:21I can then marry you here in the Chapel of Aphrodite.
00:25Uh, Carter, what's your last name?
00:32You're getting married and you don't know his last name?
00:37I...
00:46Too bad this is a completely fake marriage.
00:49Cause I could get used to that.
00:51I understand, sir.
00:53You just want to get straight to the honeymoon.
00:55I'm glad you understand, sir.
01:04Excellent.
01:05Now if you'd just walk this way.
01:10Stop!
01:11Stop the wedding!
01:15Stop the wedding!
01:17I finally got you, boss.
01:24Ooh!
01:25We're good?
01:27Yeah?
01:28Alright.
01:31Uh, you got me flowers?
01:33You're doing me a favour.
01:34It's the least I can do.
01:35Trust me, I'm... I'm not.
01:38You're the one helping me.
01:40Weyland.
01:45Where are you hiding my cash, bitch?
01:47You gambled it all away!
01:50Liar!
01:53Hey!
01:54My soul is hurt!
01:55Come on!
01:56Get up!
01:59Well, look who's here.
02:00If it isn't the ungrateful fucking brat!
02:02I'm a fucking brat!
02:04Oh, sorry...
02:06Just kidding.
02:14I now pronounce you man and wife.
02:16You may now kiss your bride!
02:21You may now kiss your bride!
02:26Sorry...
02:27Good job.
02:34Wait, this birthmark?
02:36Who is she?
02:42Your birthmark, it's, uh, unusual.
02:46Oh, yeah. Um, I always wondered if my birth mom had one like it, if I'd ever find her that way.
02:53Um, I was a foster kid. I was found after being hit by a car, and I don't remember anything before that.
03:03Is it important to you who my family was?
03:08Carter, listen to me. She's the one. I can feel it in my bones.
03:15If I agree to do this, you promise you will take your meds.
03:20All right.
03:25If, uh, I guess my grandpa would take his meds, I'd marry a troll.
03:29Gee, thanks.
03:31Well, I guess I got lucky.
03:35What's this?
03:36He said the keys to my home, it's your own number.
03:40And I'll charge whatever you want under this credit card as long as you keep my grandpa happy.
03:44Your grandpa only said we needed to get married. He didn't say we have to live together.
03:50If you're gonna be my wife, we're gonna live together.
03:53And when I'm not, what do I do then?
04:02Answer that. I'll meet you later tonight.
04:04Answer that.
04:09Mom?
04:10Grab your things and call me to get you.
04:12We're moving out.
04:15Wait, Mom?
04:17Mom!
04:19Hey!
04:21Damn!
04:22I can't believe you actually went through with it, Mom!
04:24Hey!
04:25It's just a marriage.
04:26And this is a perfect arrangement.
04:27No sex.
04:29No emotional attachment.
04:30No complications.
04:34Wait, did she look prepared?
04:41Mom!
04:43Oh my God, you're bleeding!
04:44You should go.
04:45Now.
04:46No!
04:47No, come.
04:48He needs to get out of here.
04:49Mom, I'm taking him with me.
04:50Look, Donnie.
04:51Your wife is home.
04:54You know, there is something useful you could do.
05:03Donnie's offered me three grand if I give you to him.
05:07You can't.
05:08You wouldn't.
05:10Oh ho, Mia.
05:12You look just as fresh and tasty as ever.
05:19So we got a deal?
05:20No.
05:21Yeah.
05:22Can't wait till I wrap this pretty present.
05:24No!
05:25Don't you fucking touch me!
05:27You will do as you're told, you ungrateful fucking brat!
05:31Oh, Donnie!
05:33Thank God this is the last time I will ever see you.
05:37Mom, we're leaving and we're never coming back, okay?
05:41You will do as you're told or I'll fucking make you.
05:43Weyland!
05:44Stop!
05:45She's your daughter!
05:49I'm calling the fucking cops!
05:51Like they're gonna listen to a skank like you!
05:54Well, maybe they'll listen to my husband then.
06:00You trying to fucking scam me?
06:02Weyland!
06:04Get my money!
06:05Now!
06:07The bitch is lying.
06:10I'll show you!
06:19This is Mia's parents' house.
06:21Why do you know why she's so desperate to get away from this thump?
06:23This thump!
06:24Aaaaaah!
06:25Aaaaaaaahhh!
06:26Aaaaahhh!
06:27Aaaaaahhh!
06:28You
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