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00:00These are all so good, I don't know how we're gonna decide.
00:15Brian?
00:16Are you okay?
00:18You haven't tried any of them.
00:25This one's my favorite.
00:27I'll go with the vanilla.
00:29You know, it's my wedding, so I will be making the decisions.
00:33I'm not pretty sure why you insisted on coming today.
00:36When were you planning on telling her?
00:39Astrid, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about.
00:43Ugh. Out with it, Brian.
00:47Astrid?
00:51I'm pregnant with Brian's baby.
00:56That is not funny.
00:58I hate to be the one to break it to you.
01:01But, Brian and I will be getting married in a couple of weeks.
01:05Instead of you.
01:06So I'm assuming that you won't be needing a plus one.
01:14Astrid, I'm sorry.
01:16You're sorry?
01:19You're sorry?
01:21Five years, Brian!
01:25Five years!
01:27Down the drain!
01:28I've been paying your rent to help you with your business, and I've been helping you with your mom when she's sick! Are you fucking kidding?!
01:35Oh my god, stop being so dramatic!
01:38Look, I already packed your shit from his apartment. It's at the dump, where you belong.
01:44How about eating cake, you two pieces of shit?!
01:51Bitch!
01:52Adam.
01:53I'll move my meeting to Monday. I'm out for the evening as of...
01:55Right now, goodnight, Adam.
01:56I'll move my meeting to Monday. I'm out for the evening as of...
02:02Right now, goodnight, Adam.
02:03Wait!
02:04Yeah.
02:05And he's gone.
02:06Goodnight!
02:07You pieces of shit!
02:09Bitch!
02:16Adam, I'll move my meeting to Monday.
02:19I'm out for the evening as of...
02:23Right now. Good night, Adam.
02:25Wait.
02:26Yeah, and he's gone.
02:28Good night.
02:33Did you know that if you only sash three out of four tires on a car,
02:35the insurance won't cover it?
02:37Oh, and I love cheese!
02:38I know this one place that has boroughs full of different cheeses from all over the world.
02:42Ryder, you would love it!
02:44We should go sometime.
02:45I'm lactose intolerant.
02:47What's lactose intolerant?
02:51Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom.
02:58Sir, Madame asked that I give an eye on you,
03:01in case you try to run away again.
03:03I appreciate that, Mason.
03:05But I'm just going to use the bathroom.
03:07Is that an issue?
03:08I'm not twelve.
03:09Give me your vest.
03:10Give me your pants.
03:11AHHHH!
03:12AHHHHH!
03:13Amen.
03:14Oh my God.
03:15Give me your vest, give me your pants.
03:45Get the suit, oh my god, it has to be worth like 10,000.
03:59She laid more men stripping naked.
04:02Oh, oh my god, sorry.
04:07Astrid?
04:08It really is her.
04:12Hi.
04:18Hi.
04:19Can I, can I walk you home?
04:23And she looks horrified to see me.
04:26I guess that makes sense, considering she's my ex, and I was the one who broke her heart.
04:32Ryder?
04:33Ryder Van Woodson, what the hell are you doing here?
04:39Ryder Van Woodson, what the hell are you doing here?
04:41You're not Ryder.
04:42What?
04:43Sorry, oh my god.
04:44She doesn't recognize that it's me.
04:45You are just the spitting image of this evil ex of mine from high school, but more buff,
04:48for sure.
04:49Oh my god.
04:50I've had enough drama for one day to have to deal with that old flame.
04:51He broke up with me randomly, crushed me into a million.
04:52If only you knew the truth about why he broke up with me.
04:53Sorry, I'm blabbering.
04:54I guess it wouldn't hurt to be a good old friendly Clyde for a little bit.
04:55She looks like she really is a friend.
05:04I'm sorry you had a horrible day on behalf of my apparently skinnier and less handsome
05:06doppelganger.
05:07I'll offer you a drink.
05:08Yes, you're our godsend Clyde.
05:09A drink is exactly what I came here for.
05:10A Long Island, please.
05:11A Long Island coming right up.
05:12You know, speaking of dumb reasons to get dumped, I actually just got dumped like 15 minutes
05:15ago, two weeks before our wedding.
05:17I was pregnant.
05:18and less handsome doppelganger, now for your drink.
05:22Yes, you're our godsend, Clyde.
05:24Drink is exactly what I came here for.
05:27A Long Island, please.
05:29A Long Island coming right up.
05:31You know, speaking of dumb reasons to get dumped,
05:35I actually just got dumped like 15 minutes ago,
05:38two weeks before our wedding.
05:40I was pregnant.
05:42You're pregnant?
05:44He dumped you because of a baby?
05:46No, he knocked out my stepsister.
05:48Oh my god.
05:50We've been together for five years,
05:52and how much of that time was he pinning down my stepsister?
05:55I mean, am I so just worthless of a girlfriend?
06:00The man I thought I was going to spend the rest of my life with,
06:04has just been with my stepsister.
06:07That's a very weird tasting, Long Island.
06:10That is the, uh, special.
06:13You know, maybe you're supposed to be with someone who actually wants to cherish you.
06:18Someone, from the moment that they laid eyes on you,
06:22knew that you'd be the one for them.
06:25That is a horrible drink.
06:30No offense.
06:31Oh, that is hitting, so thank you.
06:38Um, hi, my baby!
06:41Oh, I just hurt.
06:45Ryder, what are you doing here?
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