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00:00These are all so good, I don't know how we're gonna decide.

00:15Brian?

00:16Are you okay?

00:18You haven't tried any of them.

00:25This one's my favorite.

00:27I'll go with the vanilla.

00:29You know, it's my wedding, so I will be making the decisions.

00:33I'm not pretty sure why you insisted on coming today.

00:36When were you planning on telling her?

00:39Astrid, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about.

00:43Ugh. Out with it, Brian.

00:47Astrid?

00:51I'm pregnant with Brian's baby.

00:56That is not funny.

00:58I hate to be the one to break it to you.

01:01But, Brian and I will be getting married in a couple of weeks.

01:05Instead of you.

01:06So I'm assuming that you won't be needing a plus one.

01:14Astrid, I'm sorry.

01:16You're sorry?

01:19You're sorry?

01:21Five years, Brian!

01:25Five years!

01:27Down the drain!

01:28I've been paying your rent to help you with your business, and I've been helping you with your mom when she's sick! Are you fucking kidding?!

01:35Oh my god, stop being so dramatic!

01:38Look, I already packed your shit from his apartment. It's at the dump, where you belong.

01:44How about eating cake, you two pieces of shit?!

01:51Bitch!

01:52Adam.

01:53I'll move my meeting to Monday. I'm out for the evening as of...

01:55Right now, goodnight, Adam.

01:56I'll move my meeting to Monday. I'm out for the evening as of...

02:02Right now, goodnight, Adam.

02:03Wait!

02:04Yeah.

02:05And he's gone.

02:06Goodnight!

02:07You pieces of shit!

02:09Bitch!

02:16Adam, I'll move my meeting to Monday.

02:19I'm out for the evening as of...

02:23Right now. Good night, Adam.

02:25Wait.

02:26Yeah, and he's gone.

02:28Good night.

02:33Did you know that if you only sash three out of four tires on a car,

02:35the insurance won't cover it?

02:37Oh, and I love cheese!

02:38I know this one place that has boroughs full of different cheeses from all over the world.

02:42Ryder, you would love it!

02:44We should go sometime.

02:45I'm lactose intolerant.

02:47What's lactose intolerant?

02:51Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom.

02:58Sir, Madame asked that I give an eye on you,

03:01in case you try to run away again.

03:03I appreciate that, Mason.

03:05But I'm just going to use the bathroom.

03:07Is that an issue?

03:08I'm not twelve.

03:09Give me your vest.

03:10Give me your pants.

03:11AHHHH!

03:12AHHHHH!

03:13Amen.

03:14Oh my God.

03:15Give me your vest, give me your pants.

03:45Get the suit, oh my god, it has to be worth like 10,000.

03:59She laid more men stripping naked.

04:02Oh, oh my god, sorry.

04:07Astrid?

04:08It really is her.

04:12Hi.

04:18Hi.

04:19Can I, can I walk you home?

04:23And she looks horrified to see me.

04:26I guess that makes sense, considering she's my ex, and I was the one who broke her heart.

04:32Ryder?

04:33Ryder Van Woodson, what the hell are you doing here?

04:39Ryder Van Woodson, what the hell are you doing here?

04:41You're not Ryder.

04:42What?

04:43Sorry, oh my god.

04:44She doesn't recognize that it's me.

04:45You are just the spitting image of this evil ex of mine from high school, but more buff,

04:48for sure.

04:49Oh my god.

04:50I've had enough drama for one day to have to deal with that old flame.

04:51He broke up with me randomly, crushed me into a million.

04:52If only you knew the truth about why he broke up with me.

04:53Sorry, I'm blabbering.

04:54I guess it wouldn't hurt to be a good old friendly Clyde for a little bit.

04:55She looks like she really is a friend.

05:04I'm sorry you had a horrible day on behalf of my apparently skinnier and less handsome

05:06doppelganger.

05:07I'll offer you a drink.

05:08Yes, you're our godsend Clyde.

05:09A drink is exactly what I came here for.

05:10A Long Island, please.

05:11A Long Island coming right up.

05:12You know, speaking of dumb reasons to get dumped, I actually just got dumped like 15 minutes

05:15ago, two weeks before our wedding.

05:17I was pregnant.

05:18and less handsome doppelganger, now for your drink.

05:22Yes, you're our godsend, Clyde.

05:24Drink is exactly what I came here for.

05:27A Long Island, please.

05:29A Long Island coming right up.

05:31You know, speaking of dumb reasons to get dumped,

05:35I actually just got dumped like 15 minutes ago,

05:38two weeks before our wedding.

05:40I was pregnant.

05:42You're pregnant?

05:44He dumped you because of a baby?

05:46No, he knocked out my stepsister.

05:48Oh my god.

05:50We've been together for five years,

05:52and how much of that time was he pinning down my stepsister?

05:55I mean, am I so just worthless of a girlfriend?

06:00The man I thought I was going to spend the rest of my life with,

06:04has just been with my stepsister.

06:07That's a very weird tasting, Long Island.

06:10That is the, uh, special.

06:13You know, maybe you're supposed to be with someone who actually wants to cherish you.

06:18Someone, from the moment that they laid eyes on you,

06:22knew that you'd be the one for them.

06:25That is a horrible drink.

06:30No offense.

06:31Oh, that is hitting, so thank you.

06:38Um, hi, my baby!

06:41Oh, I just hurt.

06:45Ryder, what are you doing here?

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