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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:17Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:26Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls? My club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:50You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:09I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else he can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:56best friend?
00:01:57You're shivering.
00:02:15Come on, kiddo.
00:02:17Kiddo?
00:02:18Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:19I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:23Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:25Let's go.
00:02:34I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:37five Christmases?
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:47Um...
00:02:50Your arm is...
00:02:54wet...
00:02:56from the rain.
00:02:59Wipe it then.
00:03:16There's no rain up there.
00:03:21There's no rain up there.
00:03:24Right, sorry.
00:03:29So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be...
00:03:34busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:36eating up...
00:03:38sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:40Come to think of it...
00:03:42I actually...
00:03:44don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:46I don't do small talk.
00:03:48Okay, then.
00:03:50Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:03:52I need to pick something.
00:03:53No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:03:54I am 22 years old.
00:03:55Exactly, kiddo.
00:03:56Shut up!
00:03:57You're not that much older than me.
00:03:59Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:06And nobody...
00:04:07If I take you...
00:04:09will you shut up?
00:04:11Yes.
00:04:12I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:42You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:12When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:37I was not checking you out.
00:05:39That was a yawn.
00:05:39I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:42It's past your bedtime.
00:05:46Stop calling me kid.
00:06:02You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:04This is a small kickback.
00:06:13Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:16Does your dad know about that?
00:06:18Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:25And neither do you.
00:06:26Yeah, about that.
00:06:27I live here now.
00:06:29He put me in charge.
00:06:31And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:32Wait, Chris.
00:06:32No, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:47You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:49I don't have another choice.
00:06:53I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:07:02Fine.
00:07:03Have your kickback.
00:07:05Or not.
00:07:06Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:11I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:17Who is that?
00:07:19No.
00:07:24I'm going to kill you?
00:07:26Count your days, slut?
00:07:28It's not a big deal.
00:07:29I can explain.
00:07:30This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:32Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:35You guys were spying on me?
00:07:37Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:40That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:42It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:45Your choice.
00:07:54You are not living here.
00:07:56I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:58I don't need a babysitter.
00:08:00Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:06You better not show your face in there.
00:08:08I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:17God damn it.
00:08:19Promise to Mark.
00:08:20Oh, who's this?
00:08:32Oh, Grandpa.
00:08:33Grandpa?
00:08:35He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:36Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:48Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:54And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:09:02Hi, hi.
00:09:03Uh, Christina, Fox, and, and, and Becca, too.
00:09:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:09Duh.
00:09:11I didn't miss it.
00:09:14It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:16Well, uh, please feel free to, uh, help yourselves.
00:09:22Thanks, Heather.
00:09:23Oh, it's, it's Harper?
00:09:26Enjoy the party!
00:09:27I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork, Harper.
00:09:37Where's Harper?
00:09:39Harper?
00:09:42Forget Harper.
00:09:44Hang out with me.
00:09:46I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:54I don't like talking.
00:09:56Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:58Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:10:01Talk or...
00:10:03No talk.
00:10:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:07For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:09Sorry, ladies.
00:10:11I don't like my women.
00:10:13Desperate.
00:10:17Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:21Huh?
00:10:23He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:31Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:43Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:47Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:51Ew!
00:10:51Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:53You're, you're like...
00:10:55You're school royalty.
00:10:57Thanks!
00:10:57You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:03We're, we're friends?
00:11:05Of course!
00:11:07I have to pee.
00:11:09Wait for me?
00:11:10Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:11I'll just be right outside my own room.
00:11:22What dirt can I find?
00:11:27Oh, this is gold.
00:11:38Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:44Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:47I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:11I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:16What the hell?
00:12:25Attention, everybody.
00:12:27Hello.
00:12:28You all seem a little bored.
00:12:31So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:34A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:39Let's see.
00:12:41Let's see.
00:12:44Dear diary.
00:12:45Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:48Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:52Aw, Harper.
00:12:54Daddy issues much?
00:12:56Dad's friend Chris is like a DILF.
00:13:10That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:13And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:18You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:25Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:27No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:29Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:32Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:36Let's fuck it down.
00:13:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:14:01Fuck this.
00:14:02Fuck this.
00:14:02Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:32You were supposed to get rid of them.
00:14:40Come to her party.
00:14:42You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:46It was a joke.
00:14:47It was a joke.
00:14:48The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:53Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:58Chris, that's enough.
00:15:00Let her go.
00:15:00Yeah, one last thing.
00:15:07What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:10You're too old to be this petty.
00:15:13You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:14Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:16Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:19If you mess with her again...
00:15:22Fuck you up.
00:15:26Harper literally just fell.
00:15:28I don't give a fuck.
00:15:29Everyone out.
00:15:31The fuck out.
00:15:31What the hell was that?
00:15:43What the hell was that?
00:15:44She hurt you.
00:16:01Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:02Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:05You're crying.
00:16:13Why are you crying?
00:16:14I won't understand.
00:16:16Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:18They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:24Stupid.
00:16:24I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:27You just embarrassed me in front of me.
00:16:28I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:39We'll find you another school.
00:16:41I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:42Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:46Just because you run some sort of shady business.
00:16:48I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:53I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:59And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:17:04Oh, yeah?
00:17:07If I'm such a kid,
00:17:09what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:16Sorry, kid.
00:17:17That's my gun.
00:17:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:23You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:28You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:49I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:57Oh!
00:18:00God.
00:18:07What?
00:18:07What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:19No.
00:18:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:24It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:25He's gonna be back in a second.
00:18:26You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:41I don't want to...
00:18:42I don't want to play.
00:18:43What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:46Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:47You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:51I was doing you a favor and helping you move out, because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:59Uncuff me.
00:19:03What are your manners?
00:19:06Say please.
00:19:07I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:15Give me the key.
00:19:22What the...
00:19:23You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:26Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:36Rule number one.
00:19:38There was a lot of scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:42You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:45So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:49you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:51I can take care of my...
00:19:53Rule number two.
00:19:55No talking back.
00:19:57I am the last guy.
00:19:59You want to piss off?
00:20:06Rule number three.
00:20:07Don't start any games.
00:20:13You're not ready to play.
00:20:14Okay.
00:20:14So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:31Um, my plans are none of your concern.
00:20:37Um, here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:42we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:45You can have your privacy.
00:20:48Until sunset.
00:20:49What does that mean?
00:20:55You have curfew.
00:20:56How's my daughter?
00:21:19Um, hot.
00:21:22What was that?
00:21:23Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:26Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:27That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:29Is she back from class?
00:21:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:33Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:36She's fine, Mark.
00:21:38Good.
00:21:39You're my best friend.
00:21:40You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:42You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:51You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:21You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:30Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:32when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:45Oh, excuse me.
00:22:47We're filming.
00:22:48Filming?
00:22:50Filming what?
00:22:51Some real hot stuff.
00:22:52Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:54Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:56I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:57It says her location is here.
00:22:59So step aside before I make you.
00:23:02Mm, nope.
00:23:04Harper's my best friend.
00:23:05And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:07Hey, wait!
00:23:08Wait!
00:23:08Wait!
00:23:09Wait!
00:23:09Wait!
00:23:09He looks so sexy.
00:23:18Keep going.
00:23:19Harper?
00:23:20Harper?
00:23:28You shouldn't be here.
00:23:30You shouldn't be here.
00:23:31I tried to stop him.
00:23:32I tried to stop him.
00:23:34Hey!
00:23:36No, Harper.
00:23:37You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:39What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:40It's for a class project.
00:23:42Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:44Class my ass.
00:23:46Is that what you want to do?
00:23:46Hold her to get her here, I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:49Chris, stop!
00:23:50Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:52Then the camera's next.
00:23:53Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:54Not the camera.
00:23:55That's a thousand dollars.
00:23:56You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:59That is enough!
00:24:09Boom.
00:24:09These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:17Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:19Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:21No one's going to see these.
00:24:23Deleting them.
00:24:24What?
00:24:24That is art!
00:24:26Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:24:30creeps a lap dance.
00:24:33See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:39Your choice.
00:24:44Camera it is.
00:24:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:49You asshole!
00:24:51If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down
00:24:56your throat.
00:24:57You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:25:00What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:07Believing.
00:25:08Now.
00:25:16So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:21I did it for your own good.
00:25:23You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:26You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:31You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:34Like a piece of meat.
00:25:36My classmate?
00:25:37It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:43Jealous?
00:25:45Jealous?
00:25:46You're cute, Harper.
00:25:51I'll give you that.
00:25:53And those things you do?
00:25:56They're cute, too.
00:25:58You know what's not cute?
00:25:59Me jealous.
00:26:02Now, you were right.
00:26:04I'm in some shady business, and I don't give two shits about what your little friends think
00:26:07about me.
00:26:08But you better not test me, or I'll break you.
00:26:12I'm in more than one way, Harper.
00:26:13I'm in more than one way, Harper.
00:26:21Well, guess what?
00:26:22You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:25Just admit that you want me.
00:26:30What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:37There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:42Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:44You know what, Chris?
00:26:46You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:47Fine.
00:26:48But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:52Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:55So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:27:00No.
00:27:02Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:04Oh, my God.
00:27:05Maria, no.
00:27:06Ew.
00:27:08That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:10He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:13And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:16I don't know.
00:27:17But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:21Um, wait.
00:27:23You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:28Think about it.
00:27:29What?
00:27:32We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:34The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:36So, that's step one.
00:27:38Hmm.
00:27:39You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:42He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:44Yeah, right.
00:27:45Jealous of me?
00:27:45I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:48He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:53Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:56Jealous over you.
00:27:57It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:28:00So, all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:05Until he snaps.
00:28:07And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:10And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:17Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:20Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:22Because I get what I want.
00:28:25Mm-hmm.
00:28:36Sexy outfit.
00:28:37Check.
00:28:39Popcorn.
00:28:39Check.
00:28:40A notebook.
00:28:41The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:44Check.
00:28:44What do you want?
00:28:57You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:59Um, popcorn?
00:29:01Harper, you idiot.
00:29:03Seduce him.
00:29:04I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:10But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:14Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:17I have a day, but that's not important.
00:29:19Your pulse is racing.
00:29:21What's going on?
00:29:23Oh.
00:29:25Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:26Uh, no, I just...
00:29:30I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:33Babe, but it's not important.
00:29:46Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:55But what about your date?
00:29:56Jane, please, Jane.
00:30:08Jane, Jane, don't go run.
00:30:16How are you not crying?
00:30:17This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:20Because it's not real.
00:30:21This is ridiculous.
00:30:24No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:29It's true love.
00:30:31There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:34Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:37Or...
00:30:38What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:01What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:04No, come on.
00:31:08Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:09Shh.
00:31:15Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:17I'm not a toy.
00:31:18I'll ruin you.
00:31:19Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:22As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:25It's not a lie.
00:31:31You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:33And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:35You can't handle me.
00:31:38Try me.
00:31:43I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:46I don't kiss.
00:31:47And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:51Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:53No.
00:31:53I don't think you are.
00:31:59What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:32:01What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:32:02What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:32:03And you didn't want to work as well.
00:32:04I never let you go.
00:32:12Just...
00:32:12Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:16I'm sorry.
00:32:17I love you.
00:32:19This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:32:21You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:32Not be seduced by him.
00:32:34I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:39I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:43You're late, big daddy.
00:32:46But you sound pissed.
00:32:48So I'll wait.
00:32:51You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:53Not tonight.
00:32:55Busy.
00:32:56Busy?
00:32:59Never for me, you're not.
00:33:01When the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:04Are you with another woman?
00:33:06Woman?
00:33:07No.
00:33:10Not a woman.
00:33:11Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:16Not this guy.
00:33:25Lose my number.
00:33:34Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:38Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:40She's going to be the death of me.
00:34:00Kid.
00:34:03Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:06Stay.
00:34:20Damn it, Harper.
00:34:36You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:35:05you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:09Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:12Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:14I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:16His business partner.
00:35:18I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:21No, but we might as well
00:35:23if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:29So, so we didn't?
00:35:30No.
00:35:33Because you're still alive.
00:35:35Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:38One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:41You don't know that.
00:35:44Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:47Oh yeah?
00:35:48Explain that.
00:35:49That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:35:53Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:55We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:57You're just some guy who works with my dad
00:36:00and can't take a hint.
00:36:03Is that what you tell all the guys
00:36:05to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:08Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:11What's wrong?
00:36:19Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:21I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:25I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:28With my friend.
00:36:30Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:32Bye.
00:36:32Bye.
00:36:41So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun
00:37:06and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:11Struggling much?
00:37:20Struggling much?
00:37:41I don't know what your game is,
00:37:43but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning
00:37:46is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:51I had no other choice.
00:37:53I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:57Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:38:00You just can't get away from it, can you?
00:38:02That's not...
00:38:03No wonder we're...
00:38:10That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:20What are you going to do?
00:38:24I'll punish you.
00:38:25I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:49Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:51I'd say, do your worst.
00:38:56I'd say, do your worst.
00:39:11I'm sorry.
00:39:13I can't let this happen.
00:39:15What the heck?
00:39:15Why are you stopping?
00:39:20You deserve someone better
00:39:21that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:25But...
00:39:26But what about...
00:39:27There's no buts.
00:39:30I can't let this happen again.
00:39:32You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:54You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:58That was part of the plan!
00:40:00I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:40:02I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:03Was it...
00:40:05Big?
00:40:07So big.
00:40:10Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick
00:40:12for a second longer.
00:40:13It's bad enough that I basically fondled him
00:40:15like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:17Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:18He's a sex freak?
00:40:20Like...
00:40:21BDSM?
00:40:21The whole nine yards.
00:40:22Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:26My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:28Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:31Wait.
00:40:32Do you think he's going to show up
00:40:34to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:35Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:39Crap.
00:40:39What if he is coming?
00:40:40Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:43if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:45Stop messing with that.
00:41:02You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni
00:41:03and give him a heart attack.
00:41:05You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:07How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:10He is not my man.
00:41:11I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:17Ew, leave, Brian.
00:41:19She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:21You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps?
00:41:25Huh?
00:41:29What do you want, Brian?
00:41:34Just five minutes.
00:41:38Fine.
00:41:38Harper, are you sure?
00:41:41It's okay.
00:41:41Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:42:00Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:01I want to get back together.
00:42:12You cheated on me.
00:42:14I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:17But that was months ago, huh?
00:42:20Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:22This isn't about payback.
00:42:25I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:30What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:32Hmm?
00:42:32Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:35You slut!
00:42:36Hmm?
00:42:36Get off of me!
00:42:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:40Let me see them.
00:42:41Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:43Show me.
00:42:44Show me!
00:42:44Let go of me!
00:42:46There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:49I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:52A drink?
00:42:53I don't have time for this.
00:42:54You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:57That's not happening.
00:42:59Ever.
00:42:59Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:03Me?
00:43:04We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:08Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:10It's not a threat.
00:43:12It's a fact.
00:43:12You'll regret this, Christopher, but I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:22I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:26Help me!
00:43:31Help!
00:43:33Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:36Sammy does enough!
00:43:38Good girl.
00:43:41You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:43I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:45That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:48And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:51You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:55You okay?
00:43:59Take her, you psychopath.
00:44:01She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:02Stop it!
00:44:14You're going to kill him.
00:44:15Good.
00:44:16He's not worth it.
00:44:17Let's go.
00:44:21If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:25I promise.
00:44:27Let's go.
00:44:28Let's go.
00:44:28Let's go.
00:44:32What the fuck?
00:44:49Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:53Should we call 911?
00:44:55Seriously, Harper?
00:44:57He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:59I handled myself just fine.
00:45:00And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:20You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:22So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:36Let's see who you are.
00:45:39Do we have to do this?
00:45:53What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:56Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:46:00Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:02So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:06I'm going to throw up.
00:46:23Breathe.
00:46:25You can do this.
00:46:26I'm right here.
00:46:55Don't focus on the water.
00:46:57Just look at me.
00:47:04It's not hard to do.
00:47:18It's okay.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:20It's okay.
00:47:20I got you.
00:47:22It's okay.
00:47:22It's okay.
00:47:22It's okay.
00:47:24You're fine.
00:47:31You're fine, Harper.
00:47:38Just breathe.
00:47:39Just keep breathing.
00:47:42How are you feeling?
00:47:43I'm fine.
00:47:52Just insanely distracted.
00:47:56Ready for the next step?
00:47:59What?
00:48:03I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:05I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:07I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:14What?
00:48:17Oh, my God.
00:48:19Oh, my God.
00:48:19You're talking about swimming.
00:48:23You're talking about swimming.
00:48:27What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:29I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:33I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:33Parker!
00:48:57Parker!
00:48:58Parker!
00:49:00Parker!
00:49:03What happened?
00:49:06What happened?
00:49:07You blacked out.
00:49:09You're okay.
00:49:10You're okay.
00:49:11I'm sorry.
00:49:12I'm sorry.
00:49:14You're right.
00:49:17You did amazing.
00:49:20You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:22I can't do this.
00:49:26It's okay.
00:49:28We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:30Just kiss me.
00:49:33Your dad won't like this.
00:49:36Don't think about him.
00:49:37If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:41If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:44I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:46I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:49Just say you don't want me.
00:50:01Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:03I want you.
00:50:07I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:09You're going to get hurt.
00:50:15You're like...
00:50:16What the hell?
00:50:27What are you doing?
00:50:28We need to talk about this first.
00:50:29Inside.
00:50:30With our minds, not our crawlers.
00:50:31Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:34I'm not a tease.
00:50:35I just care about you.
00:50:37So you are a grandpa?
00:50:39Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:44Come on.
00:50:45Let's go inside.
00:50:47No.
00:50:47I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:53I'm going to shower.
00:50:53Huffer, what are you doing?
00:51:06What are you doing?
00:51:06So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:18Running a daycare.
00:51:20Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:26Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:29I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:33I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:38And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:40He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:45Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger, like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:50Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:54Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:58You've been tracking him?
00:52:00What kind of psycho are you?
00:52:02The same kind he is.
00:52:04Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:13Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:18I'm surprised.
00:52:21It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:24I'm just all around not intense enough for him.
00:52:30Not intense enough?
00:52:33Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:37Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:42I mean, look at you.
00:52:43You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:46You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:50Don't call me that.
00:52:54You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:58He likes to take you from behind.
00:53:00Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:02Choke you out.
00:53:03None of that.
00:53:05Kissing.
00:53:06Pillow talk.
00:53:08Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:12He'll be bored of you and meek.
00:53:18He actually lives here with me.
00:53:22You're going to scare me.
00:53:23Ah!
00:53:31Help!
00:53:32Help me!
00:53:33I can't swim!
00:53:37Help!
00:53:38Help!
00:53:38I can't swim!
00:53:39I can't swim!
00:53:42I can't swim!
00:53:51Harper!
00:53:53Harper!
00:53:54Help!
00:53:56Smile for T.M.S.
00:53:58Please help me!
00:53:59Please help me!
00:54:01Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:04That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:12Harper!
00:54:42Harper!
00:54:44No!
00:54:45Come on!
00:54:48Harper!
00:54:51Harper!
00:54:52Harper!
00:54:53Ah!
00:54:54Oh!
00:54:56Oh!
00:54:58Harper!
00:54:58Harper!
00:55:00Hi!
00:55:01Hi!
00:55:02How are you?
00:55:02I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:07I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:07You're okay.
00:55:08Just breathe.
00:55:09Just breathe.
00:55:10Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:55:13You're safe now.
00:55:14Just breathe.
00:55:16Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:18I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:21It's pathetic.
00:55:22Homewreck?
00:55:25Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:29She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:33I need to come back to me, baby.
00:55:36You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:39She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:47Joke me.
00:55:48Carter.
00:55:50I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:55I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:56:01How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:05She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:09What are you doing?
00:56:18Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad,
00:56:21asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:24and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:28You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:56:31that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:36You got that?
00:56:37Are you threatening me?
00:56:39No.
00:56:40I'm telling you.
00:56:42Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:47Get out of here.
00:56:48Wait.
00:56:49Please, don't.
00:56:51I'll do anything.
00:56:52Please.
00:56:53What are you doing?
00:57:06Chris, no.
00:57:08Wait.
00:57:09Wait.
00:57:09I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:32She will not bother you again.
00:57:36I swear.
00:57:38Don't worry about it.
00:57:42I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:49I never dated her.
00:57:51We weren't a thing.
00:57:52I'm not a brand of her.
00:58:02Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:09She said that...
00:58:11that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:18satisfy you in bed.
00:58:39That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:48Is that true?
00:58:52That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:56But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:59:00I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:07When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:09I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:11And all I could think about
00:59:16was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:21What did you regret?
00:59:24Not doing this sooner.
00:59:25Is that true?
00:59:30Don't talk to her.
00:59:31Huh.
00:59:33Yes.
00:59:34I did change her.
00:59:34Do you have to?
00:59:35Yes.
00:59:35Do you.
00:59:36Do you?
00:59:36Do you do?
00:59:37Do you?
00:59:38Do you do?
00:59:38Do you?
00:59:41Too much anything.
00:59:44Do you?
00:59:45Do you?
00:59:46Do you?
00:59:53Don't know if...
00:59:53What the hell am I doing?
00:59:58Why don't you stop again?
01:00:00You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:00:02Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:05I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:10This isn't about Mark.
01:00:11It's about you and me.
01:00:13So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:19I'm too dangerous.
01:00:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:30It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:32There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:35Yeah.
01:00:37It's because you're a coward.
01:00:39You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:41Just admit it.
01:00:42You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:44Just be a man and own it.
01:00:46Not you.
01:00:47Don't!
01:00:48You're a psycho.
01:00:50I'm just trying to protect you.
01:01:07Morning.
01:01:09Nagel?
01:01:10I'm not hungry.
01:01:15We need to eat.
01:01:16No.
01:01:24What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:35Are we even now?
01:01:38You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:41What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:44I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:46You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:02:01Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:03Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:11I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:14Promise.
01:02:23Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:25Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:27Nope.
01:02:31And he's never going to.
01:02:33Huh?
01:02:34I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:37Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:40Oh, hey.
01:02:42Hey.
01:02:43Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:45Okay?
01:02:45You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:49And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:50Stop moping.
01:02:53Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:55Okay?
01:02:58Okay.
01:02:58Okay.
01:03:11Wow.
01:03:12How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:14Like a million hours?
01:03:16Who the fuck cares?
01:03:17We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:24Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:40Whoops.
01:03:40I think I hear them coming.
01:03:49Let's go.
01:03:50One last touch.
01:03:59Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:04:04Harper.
01:04:04Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:12Huh?
01:04:13What?
01:04:15No, no, no, no.
01:04:16My final project.
01:04:19How am I going to graduate?
01:04:21Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:27Harper.
01:04:30Harper.
01:04:31I'm kind of confused.
01:04:32Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:38Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:41Don't say that.
01:04:43It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:50Did you do this?
01:04:53Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:05:00We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:05:02You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:04Guess what?
01:05:05You have no proof.
01:05:08Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:11That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:15Harper.
01:05:16There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:18I can explain.
01:05:22Harper.
01:05:22Is this your work?
01:05:27It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:30We have to fail Harper.
01:05:32It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:35Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:39In fact,
01:05:41guests just bought this piece.
01:05:43Wait, what?
01:05:44Who would buy this crap?
01:05:46I would.
01:05:46Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:06:01I would.
01:06:04It's you.
01:06:06You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:09Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:12Don't you know who this is?
01:06:13Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:17There's no way.
01:06:19That's okay, Professor.
01:06:20Not everyone has taste.
01:06:21How much for this painting?
01:06:26Oh, no.
01:06:26Our starting price is $18,000.
01:06:33Done.
01:06:36Wait, $1,800?
01:06:37You can study at this school or not.
01:06:41We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:44You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:54Here's $2,000.
01:06:57What?
01:06:58Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:03Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:06Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:09Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:13Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:16Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:17Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:20Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:23My father still runs this university.
01:07:27Money runs this university.
01:07:30And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:38You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:40Professor, you can't.
01:07:42Please.
01:07:42Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:46No, wait, Professor.
01:07:47Not so fast.
01:07:48What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:53I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:05Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:08Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:13I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:16Those dresses, though.
01:08:18Wait, why, huh?
01:08:20Hey.
01:08:24AHHHHH!
01:08:25AHHHHH!
01:08:26AHHHHH!
01:08:27AHHHHH!
01:08:28AHHHHH!
01:08:29AHHHHH!
01:08:30AHHHHH!
01:08:31AHHHHH!
01:08:32AHHHHH!
01:08:32AHHHHH!
01:08:33You said Versace, you asshole!
01:08:35You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:38What was it that you two said?
01:08:40Oh, right.
01:08:41Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:43the chancellor wants you two in his office now you're being suspended let's go why are you
01:08:52grabbing us they're the ones who did this so rest them let's go oh i'm gonna have to get this on
01:08:59camera i'll see you later congratulations on the sale miss reed chris that was 18 grand
01:09:08that's eighteen thousand dollars seriously i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:15what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:24he um i mean i
01:09:30i was an idiot and i'm sorry but i think this might help show you how much i want you
01:09:39a blindfold i want you harper i want to do things to you
01:09:58bad things
01:10:03but only if you want me to
01:10:07i do
01:10:10why'd we stop
01:10:23i've been waiting so long for this
01:10:26i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:32and i'll wait for you
01:10:38wear that for me tonight
01:10:41harper harper
01:10:49harper
01:10:50hello earth to harper you need to look at this
01:10:54can it wait maria i'm having
01:10:56very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner
01:11:01no no that's what i need to tell you about harper look
01:11:04you got the fuck i swear the guns and the money it's not just for show harper he's dangerous
01:11:12you need to move out now you can't keep living with him
01:11:16i need to talk to him okay harper
01:11:18taxi
01:11:28for harper
01:11:29oi
01:11:33hey
01:11:34let go of me
01:11:35stop it
01:11:35please
01:11:36please let me go
01:11:47if it's money i'll give you however much you want
01:11:51harper harper harper
01:11:55harper
01:11:57ryan
01:11:58why are you doing this we broke up
01:12:01we broke up because you've been fucking that old man
01:12:05you psycho
01:12:06he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:12:08he humiliated me
01:12:12but luckily for me
01:12:13your little boyfriend
01:12:15what does he have he has some dangerous enemies
01:12:18ain't that right fellas
01:12:19once he arrives
01:12:23to save his little princess
01:12:25well we don't need to get into the gory details
01:12:29do we
01:12:29no
01:12:30no
01:12:31you can just watch
01:12:33no
01:12:34no no no
01:12:36no no
01:12:37no
01:12:43a trap
01:12:56what the hell
01:12:58not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:16i hope you don't mind
01:13:21i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:23before you sleep with my daughter
01:13:25you should probably know where she is first
01:13:29hey crap i can explain
01:13:35you're gonna explain
01:13:36but first
01:13:38you know my daughter better than i do
01:13:42is that text a prank
01:13:44harper's in trouble
01:13:47we need to go
01:13:48can we have some fun with you
01:13:52after we kill
01:13:53leather grant
01:13:55should we make him watch
01:13:58oh
01:14:02looks like he's here
01:14:05are you ready
01:14:07to see
01:14:08your boyfriend
01:14:09die harper
01:14:10huh
01:14:11get ready boys
01:14:14i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:30that's what happens chris
01:14:36when you mess around with my shit
01:14:38what's the matter tough guy
01:14:57what
01:14:57can't talk without you
01:14:59the bodyguard
01:15:00let me go
01:15:07i already told you once
01:15:09you should have listened to me then
01:15:11i'm gonna kill you
01:15:15you god damn dick
01:15:17are you okay
01:15:36did he hurt you
01:15:37chris
01:15:39i put you in
01:15:41in danger
01:15:42you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:44when it comes to you harper
01:15:46i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:48would someone
01:15:55like to tell me
01:15:57what the fuck is going on
01:15:59oh my god dad what the hell
01:16:05it's okay
01:16:05i'll handle it
01:16:07i want to hear it from my daughter
01:16:08why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:16:11i want an answer now before i
01:16:13before i kill him
01:16:14no dad
01:16:15look
01:16:15i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:19but
01:16:20deep down
01:16:21i know that
01:16:23you just want me to be safe
01:16:27chris makes me feel safe
01:16:32please don't be mad
01:16:34you're wrong about that
01:16:37it's not deep down
01:16:40it is the most important thing to me
01:16:43your happiness
01:16:44if that means being with chris
01:16:49then he better not screw this up
01:16:52or i will make him regret it
01:16:54i believe you
01:16:56you
01:16:58keep her safe
01:17:00with my goddamn life
01:17:04do you remember my instructions
01:17:22yes
01:17:24yes
01:17:36daddy
01:17:37say it
01:17:40yes daddy
01:17:43i'll want you to beg for it
01:17:49i want you
01:17:54to fuck me
01:17:56stop teasing
01:18:08i want you now
01:18:10daddy
01:18:17say it
01:18:18or i'll punish you
01:18:20don't stop
01:18:33daddy
01:18:34are you sure about that
01:18:49are you sure about that
01:18:53you have two choices mr collins
01:19:08you have two choices mr collins
01:19:10you can either uncuck me
01:19:15or fuck me
01:19:17do you know i'm dangerous
01:19:33you know i'm dangerous
01:19:33rich
01:19:35and then i don't want you to take it away from me
01:19:40do you know i'm not going to go for it
01:19:41do you know i'm not going to go for it
01:19:44do you know i'm not going to be free for you
01:19:47Once I started, let's stop it.
01:20:08I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:12You're different.
01:20:33Ready for round five?
01:20:35Stop it, I'm sore. Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:41What if I don't?
01:20:45What was that?
01:20:46Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:48Honey, you home?
01:20:49Um, Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:51Stop it!
01:20:52I told you I was busy.
01:20:58This is my home, Harper Reeves.
01:21:01If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:04Okay, I will. Can you get out?
01:21:07I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris. Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:24No, please keep them covered.
01:21:27I want to give a speech.
01:21:29And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:31I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:34You literally carry around a gun, but whatever. Just get on with it.
01:21:41What I do for a living.
01:21:44The not-so-legal part.
01:21:47It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:53And for me to be...
01:21:55Vulnerable?
01:21:57Yeah.
01:21:58But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:04You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:06And I want to be around you.
01:22:09Forever.
01:22:20So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:25I'm moving you in there.
01:22:28As a graduation present, and also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:39Only if you want to.
01:22:41Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:45Are you serious?
01:22:48What's wrong?
01:22:49It's a tacky?
01:22:51I liked it.
01:22:52I thought-
01:22:53Deal!
01:22:58But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:23:01Which is?
01:23:02You have to move in there with me.
01:23:05Deal.
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