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00:00Traveling halfway around the world for my missing husband is probably the craziest thing I've ever done.
00:08Mikhail, where are you?
00:14Do you speak English?
00:19I'm looking for my...
00:20American girls love sex.
00:22You'd be right here?
00:23Not that kind of girl.
00:25You're coming out.
00:26I'm coming out.
00:27I'm coming out.
00:28I'm coming out.
00:29What are you saying?
00:30Stop!
00:31I'm coming out!
00:32Help!
00:33Hey, hey!
00:34Brilliant and a light, they love it!
00:37Stuck on L.
00:39Way back, I'm not sorry, man.
00:41I'm not the only one in my backspace.
00:43You're a fresh meat.
00:46Hands up.
00:47She's for Mr. Anne.
00:49Did somebody call for magic vives?
00:53Hey, bitch!
00:55We're like a horse.
00:56We're like a horse.
00:57We're like a horse.
00:58We're like a horse.
00:59We're not a horse.
01:00We're like a horse.
01:01Oh, yeah.
01:02We're like a horse.
01:03We're like a horse.
01:04We're like a horse.
01:05We're like a horse.
01:06That's me.
01:10Mikhail!
01:13Mikhail, thank God I found you.
01:16Mr. M, you know this tacky bitch?
01:19Mikhail, you're too good for this disgusting hellhole.
01:21Come on, let's get out of here.
01:22What are you doing?
01:27I'm your wife.
01:28A poor, boring country bum like you?
01:30How could you be my wife?
01:32What's gotten into you?
01:34You said that it didn't matter that we were poor,
01:36that we'd be happy if we loved each other.
01:41It's not we, or a poor.
01:43It is you.
01:45Who are you kidding?
01:47Who are you kidding?
01:48Is that on the hand to see?
01:50No.
01:51Tell this idiot who is on the ground.
01:53Mr. M!
01:54Mr. M!
01:55Mr. M!
01:56Mr. M!
01:57Mr. M!
01:58Mr. M!
01:59Mr. M!
02:00Mr. M!
02:01Mr. M!
02:02Mr. M!
02:03Mr. M!
02:04Mr. M!
02:05Mr. M!
02:06Mr. M!
02:07M!
02:08Mr. M!
02:21Faster?
02:23Why would you marry me?
02:25Green card, bitch.
02:29Now I can fuck around worldwide, right?
02:33Yeah, bitch!
02:37Well now, sign the divorce contract and get the fuck out of here.
02:51You fucking asshole.
02:59My turn.
03:00No! Get off me!
03:02Get off me!
03:03Fuck!
03:04Bitch! Grab her!
03:11No!
03:13Listen, you won't do it, huh?
03:15Stop! Stop my ghost! Stop!
03:18Put her down!
03:21Okay.
03:39I love you.
03:40Okay.
03:46What a fuck.
03:48Put her down.
04:01I said, put her down.
04:11On your own business, for you regret it.
04:18No!
04:25No!
04:27No!
04:38This is...
04:41No!
04:43No!
04:56Medican.
05:01You sound like you are too.
05:12I used to study there.
05:14When you were in diapers.
05:15Wait, they took my passport.
05:22Can you take me to the police station?
05:24They own the cops.
05:26It's gone, little girl.
05:28Well, can you give me a ride?
05:29Well, what am I supposed to do?
05:31Please, I know you're a gentleman.
05:35What makes you think
05:36I'm
05:38a gentleman?
05:40Mm-hmm.
05:47You know,
05:48these aren't just used for bad guys.
05:50Listen, little girl.
06:02In this world, you cannot trust anyone.
06:05Tomorrow morning,
06:06you go to Precinct 54
06:08and you ask for Officer Olga.
06:10That is all I can offer you.
06:20Let go.
06:22Please.
06:23Just, just take me to a cheap hotel.
06:25You sure you want to ride with me?
06:28Mm-hmm.
06:35Okay.
06:38Hold on tight.
06:39It's going to be a warm ride.
06:43I cannot afford this place.
07:08Can we go somewhere else?
07:10Wait, come back.
07:24Welcome back, General.
07:30General.
07:38Is this real?
07:40I'm in a Russian General's mansion?
07:51Oh.
07:53Mr. General.
07:59I promise
08:00it's only one night.
08:05Just one night?
08:06Yes.
08:09I'll leave first thing in the morning
08:11once I find my luggage
08:12and
08:13I'll find a way to pay you back.
08:15And how will you pay me back?
08:18You know what?
08:19I,
08:19I should find a motel.
08:20I shouldn't be here.
08:24Are you afraid of me?
08:26No.
08:28No.
08:28I, you're
08:29I, you're
08:29an,
08:32and
08:33a respected general,
08:35a real war hero.
08:36I,
08:36I,
08:37I,
08:37Why are you blushing?
08:40American girl?
08:42You're lying to me?
08:43No, no.
08:44I,
08:45I,
08:46you're hurt.
08:50Let me help you.
08:54Mr.
08:55Uh,
08:56General.
08:57Sergei.
08:58Petrov.
08:59Petrov.
09:02Funny.
09:04It's my husband's last name too.
09:06Hmm.
09:08Ex-husband.
09:09Followed him halfway around the world.
09:12Turns out,
09:13he's nothing but a lying piece of shit.
09:14Do you want me to kill him?
09:21Or cut off his balls?
09:27No.
09:28Thank,
09:28thank you.
09:29You can't do that,
09:30but,
09:31thank you.
09:33You don't have to stay if you don't want.
09:35You can leave anytime.
09:39But be careful.
09:41The bears come out at night.
09:44Stay.
09:53Who is it?
10:03Good evening, miss.
10:05The general sent some wine to warm your blood.
10:08These Moscow nights can be bitter cold.
10:11This too is for you.
10:14So he does have a heart after all.
10:23God knows I need this after today.
10:25I need this after today.
10:35The general,
10:36we've captured this man.
10:37I'll tell him to seduce you.
10:39What was your plan?
10:41Get you drunk.
10:42Dominate you in bed.
10:44You'll tell me everything.
10:45Perfect.
10:47Except only one thing.
10:50I've got vodka in my blood.
10:53That's why I spiked your wine.
10:55It makes you very horny.
10:58Send this to Amber's room, please.
11:00Dastard.
11:04No.
11:10What's wrong with me?
11:12I'm so dizzy.
11:13I'm so freaking hot.
11:14Oh, my God.
11:15Oh, my God.
11:16I never wore a jacket like this before.
11:45You shouldn't be here.
11:54Come here.
11:58Take that off.
12:01I'm so hot.
12:02Help me.
12:03Hey, come with me now.
12:06Hey.
12:15Come with me now.
12:20You're going to regret this tomorrow.
12:23No.
12:24No, I won't.
12:27That's not the way you wear our uniform.
12:31Show me how.
12:32General.
12:35General.
12:39Are you sure?
12:42Yeah.
12:45Are you sure?
12:46Are you sure?
12:46Good morning.
12:58Good morning.
13:12What are you doing?
13:19Miss, we are here to dress you.
13:21General Petrov is inviting you to the Moscow Gala.
13:28Oh, my goodness.
13:29You've brought all of Paris Fashion Week here.
13:32The General did.
13:33For you.
13:33Oh, no.
13:36I'll be fine in jeans.
13:37Besides, why would the General want to bring me to the Gala?
13:39I'm nobody.
13:40The General's date is not a nobody.
13:43His date?
13:45It's no secret.
13:46We all hear you last night.
13:48That really happened?
13:54I thought it was a dream.
13:56No more wine for me.
13:58You must have heard wrong.
13:59I...
13:59No.
14:00Miss.
14:01These outfits were tailored for you last night.
14:04He has never done this for anyone before.
14:07It would be a perfect fit.
14:09He knew my size.
14:11Please.
14:12Do not refuse his kindness.
14:14He put a roof over my head.
14:18There's no way I can say no.
14:22Okay.
14:23I'll go.
14:24I'll go.
14:44Who's that beautiful girl?
14:58Who's that beautiful girl?
15:00That necklace she's wearing, it's a priceless antique.
15:03Tears of the Moon?
15:04Couture wrong.
15:06By Mrs. Marie.
15:07I heard General Petrov invited a VIP tonight.
15:11Could it be her?
15:11The General never brings a date.
15:14Why is everyone staring at me?
15:17Who the hell let you in?
15:30Who is this woman?
15:31Mikhail?
15:32This bitch?
15:34Won't leave me alone.
15:36She's a professional stalker.
15:39That's not true.
15:40Shut up, Tim.
15:42Just shut the fuck up.
15:44Why are all these peasant girls so obsessed with me?
15:46Come on.
15:47You cheated on me.
15:49Why I ever fall for a scumbag like you?
15:51Ah.
15:52Grow your backbone, right?
15:54So.
15:55How did you get so rich?
15:56Which part did you sell first?
15:58Those little titties?
16:00Or that ass?
16:02You crazy bitch!
16:13You crazy bitch!
16:17So he was that little American whore who stole my man?
16:22How are you?
16:25I'm her real girlfriend.
16:27I'm her real girlfriend.
16:35Five years.
16:37Hands off my man you, Chief Slade.
16:38What?
16:39No, he's a cheating liar.
16:41You have no idea what he's really like.
16:43Shut up!
16:44You're a gold digger.
16:47Give it back!
16:48Did you see that?
16:50The Trump tried to steal my diamonds.
16:53Mikhail?
16:54Why don't you invite this homeless worker here?
16:56She's disgusting.
16:58Pretending to be rich so she can scam the sucker.
17:01No, that's not true.
17:03Someone invited me.
17:04By who?
17:05The only people here.
17:07General Petrov.
17:07No way.
17:17Oh, please.
17:18Maximo says the President sent you.
17:21You don't need to lie, Amber.
17:22If you lick my shoes, I'll give you an invitation.
17:25Oh, good idea, Mikhail.
17:28Teach this ignorant bitch a lesson.
17:35No!
17:36Yeah.
17:36Let go!
17:36No, stop, no!
17:38Yes.
17:39No, no, let go of me!
17:40Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
17:52Stop!
18:06Dad?
18:08You're here?
18:10Dad?
18:10You're here?
18:12Dad?
18:12You're here?
18:14Dad?
18:14Dad?
18:15Oh my god!
18:15Sergei is my ex-husband's father!
18:20What the hell are you doing?
18:33I'm teaching this bitch a lesson!
18:36Don't tell me!
18:36Hey!
18:40General, this gold digger forced Mikhail to marry her!
18:43She's obsessed with him!
18:44No, that's not how it is.
18:46She's a fraud!
18:47And she had the audacity to claim she was invited here!
18:50She's just an American regular rat!
18:56Don't tell me she was invited?
19:01Amber is my guest.
19:03I invited her.
19:08Dad?
19:09Are you out of your mind?
19:11General, she only wants your money!
19:14She's a con artist!
19:16Leave my family alone, you evil bitch!
19:19Dad!
19:22Kick you out!
19:24Now!
19:25The ones that should be thrown out of here!
19:28Or all of you!
19:37Arrest anyone who hurt Amber!
19:40Huh?
19:41And take these two as well.
19:43What?
19:45Dad, she's a fake!
19:47You're just ahead of me!
19:48I'm the hero of Ivanov, finally!
19:50What kind of man sleeps with his son's ex-wife?
20:00You think I knew?
20:01You think I wanted to sleep with my ex-husband's dad?
20:04They said you seduced Miguel.
20:06Seduced?
20:07He pursued me.
20:09He pretended to love me for a green card.
20:13And then he dumped me like trash right after our wedding.
20:19What?
20:22That bastard.
20:25I'm his father.
20:26And I've always known he's a rotten egg.
20:37Is that why you're with me?
20:39To seek revenge on Miguel?
20:41No.
20:44Revenge?
20:47No, you're just like your son.
20:50You are so full of yourself!
20:52You'd think a poor girl like me would want to use you!
20:56You know what?
20:57When I found out that you were Mikhail's father, it made me sick!
21:11I'm sorry, miss.
21:12You're not a fool.
21:13What have you done?
21:14I'm sorry, miss.
21:15Your luggage is gone.
21:16So is your passport.
21:17The American Embassy will assure you a new one in one month.
21:18A month?
21:19Can't you do anything to speed it up?
21:20I've got nowhere to go!
21:21No money!
21:22No nothing!
21:23I'm sorry, miss.
21:24We must follow the procedure.
21:25How am I going to survive here for a whole month?
21:26I'm sorry, miss.
21:27I'm sorry, miss.
21:28We must follow the procedure.
21:30one in one month. A month? Can't you do anything to speed it up? I've got nowhere to go, no
21:38money, no nothing. I'm Ceramis, we must follow that procedure.
21:47How am I gonna survive here for a whole month?
21:51No work, permit, no job, get up.
22:01Please, I was a waitress in America, just give me a chance.
22:04Get up.
22:05I'll work for half the pay.
22:14Oh Luke, Cinderella, hey Edgar, what's wrong?
22:18Run out of man to sleep to spare money?
22:24No man wants to be near her. She smells like trash.
22:28Who let her sink up the place? She must be in the toilet.
22:32I'm so done with you airheads. Move, I'm getting a job.
22:37How dare you insult me.
22:43Yana, let's teach this bitch a lesson.
22:45Let's make her suffer.
22:48Ow! No, let go of me!
22:58Sergei, you idiot. Why did you let her leave?
23:02What are you doing?
23:05Washing sad part of the steam cough.
23:07What's wrong now?
23:08We lose her feast, yeah?
23:10Oh, drink more, fucking bitch!
23:12What's wrong now?
23:16You've got a piece, yeah?
23:18Oh, drink more, fucking bitch!
23:23Oh, yeah.
23:25Yeah.
23:27Yeah.
23:34Hey!
23:37Let her go!
23:40I said,
23:41Hey, let her go!
23:44Henry.
23:47Are you okay?
23:48Are you okay?
23:48Are you okay?
23:50Are you okay?
23:51Are you okay?
23:52Tell me what you're doing here.
23:54You shut your mouth.
23:56I should drown all of you.
23:57If you touch,
23:58let even the family come after him.
24:00I don't give a shit about your fucking family.
24:04Tell me who hurts him or who hurts him.
24:09Slap this bitch.
24:17You'll live.
24:19Slap her!
24:24Don't you do it.
24:25I'm so sorry.
24:27I'm so sorry.
24:28You're a fucking bitch.
24:29You did this.
24:34Oh, look, you're my son.
24:37You're so good.
24:39General, what are you doing here?
24:54So you'd rather wait tables than keep me company?
24:58You knew.
24:58I searched the whole city for you.
25:02You don't think I'm a lousy gold digger?
25:06I was wrong, Amber.
25:19And I'm sorry.
25:22Everything that Mikhail has done to you.
25:24He grew up with my ex-wife,
25:26so I didn't have a proper chance of raising myself.
25:31You don't deserve any of this.
25:34Can you ever forgive me?
25:36He's nothing like his evil son.
25:43Last night was a mistake.
25:46A spy drugged a wine, and I...
25:50I couldn't control myself.
25:54Do you regret sleeping with me?
25:57Never.
25:58You were, um...
25:59You were more than good.
26:06Make sure you luck-o.
26:11The bears will get you.
26:21I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:23I want the bear that lives.
26:24I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:25I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:25I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:26I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:27I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:28I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:29I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:30I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:31I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:32I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:33I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:34I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:35I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:36I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:37I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:38I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:39I want the bear that lives inside the house.
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