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00:00What are you two doing?
00:02Who told you you could enter?
00:04Get out! It's not what it looks like!
00:06Alright, pardon me.
00:12Wow, it's really big.
00:15Come over here and help me look at the wound on my back.
00:19Huh?
00:20What are you doing?
00:22Whoa!
00:25What are you doing?
00:27I asked you to look at the wound on my back.
00:31And you do that?
00:33No. Mr. Everett, please, let me explain.
00:36I injured myself rock climbing last month.
00:39Got a few stitches. Never got them removed.
00:42I wanted you to take a look.
00:44Please, let me explain. It's not what you think!
00:48With this kind of behavior, I can't possibly keep you as my assistant.
00:53No! I need this job to save up for tuition!
00:58What is this?
01:12Yeah!
01:15Holy shit!
01:16Kate!
01:17Seriously?
01:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:19Boss, this picture, it isn't mine!
01:22From the moment that I met you until now, nothing good has happened.
01:27I'll have HR send you today's wages.
01:29Your previous assistant sent you an erectile dysfunction and I thought you just wanted me to fix that!
01:33If you don't believe me, you can ask anybody in the lobby, they were all there and they all heard it.
01:43Fiona?
01:44Could you come up here and handle Miles' determination, please?
01:47No!
01:48Yes.
01:49Now.
01:50What are you doing?
01:59Let go!
02:00No!
02:01Quone, I really need this job!
02:03Please, Mr. Everett, please!
02:05I'll do anything!
02:06I'll respect all your personal boundaries!
02:08I'll leave inside a contract!
02:10And I'll never talk about your erectile dysfunction ever again!
02:13You're still talking about it!
02:16I won't if you promise not to fire me!
02:19You're pushing your luck.
02:20If you don't get up, I'll have security escort you and the lamp out and send you a bill.
02:26By the way, that lamp costs a hundred thousand dollars.
02:31Well, I'm not gonna let go because if your security comes in with Fiona,
02:37they're gonna see me tied to your very expensive lamp with your belt.
02:41And that's not gonna be a very good look for you, is it?
02:45You think I can't handle you?
02:47I told you, this is my company.
02:49Who would dare say anything bad about me?
02:53Boss, I'm here.
02:54Help!
02:55I'm tied to this very expensive lamp with my boss's belt!
02:59Please, help me!
03:01Shut up!
03:02Are you crazy?
03:04You said maybe you didn't say anything bad about you!
03:07What did you say?
03:09Am I hearing things?
03:10Fiona, you...
03:12You can go!
03:13Everything's fine!
03:18Don't make another sound.
03:21Do you understand?
03:23Or I won't if you promise not to fire me!
03:31Okay, okay.
03:32I'll give you one more chance.
03:34Screw up again, and you're gone.
03:42Yes, boss!
03:43Yes, boss!
03:54Whoa!
03:56As my assistant, there's a few things you need to know.
04:02Get the assistant manual.
04:04What is he gonna do?
04:05Kiss me?
04:06What is he gonna do?
04:19Kiss me?
04:20This one.
04:21Take it home.
04:22Read it carefully.
04:23If you violate any of the rules in there, you won't just get fired.
04:26You'll be hearing from my legal team.
04:27Got it?
04:28Yes, boss.
04:29Yes, boss.
04:30Why is my heart racing so fast?
04:33Why is my heart racing so fast?
04:34He missed it.
04:35And he'srost on me.
04:36Got me?
04:37This one?
04:38Take it home.
04:39Read it carefully.
04:40If you violate any of the rules in there, you won't just get fired.
04:44You'll be hearing from my legal team.
04:48Got it?
04:50Yes, boss.
04:58Why is my heart racing so fast?
05:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:03Calm down, Miles, calm down.
05:05Breathe.
05:07You're not gay.
05:09You're not gay.
05:14You're not gay.
05:17You're not gay.
05:20You're not gay.
05:23You're not gay.
05:24You're not gay.
05:25You're not gay.
05:26You're not gay.
05:27You're gay.
05:28You're gay.
05:29You're gay.
05:30Hey!
05:31Assistant Man-Ewell, what the hell is this?
05:33Give me back!
05:36One, the CEO does not like being lied to or used in any way.
05:41Duh.
05:43Two, no fraternizing with colleagues.
05:46Ugh.
05:47Boring.
05:49This bullshit.
05:50That's all you got?
05:51Like, what are his preferences?
05:53Like, what food does he like to eat?
05:55What kind of women does he want to fuck?
05:58It's my first day on the job.
05:59Got me some slack, okay?
06:00Oh my god, this is such bullshit.
06:02I'm literally gonna go through menopause before your spineless ass gets me anything useful.
06:07Look, I don't care how you do it, but get me into his bed.
06:12Fast.
06:13You're insane.
06:14Ugh.
06:15Take his food in.
06:30Just say Fiona asked you to pick up lunch.
06:33Coming.
06:34What is it?
06:35Uh, I brought you your lunch.
06:48Lunch?
06:49Fiona said that sometimes you work really hard and that you forget to eat.
06:55So I brought you your lunch.
06:58Cool.
06:59Bro.
07:00Boss.
07:01I'm gonna...
07:03Go.
07:04Now.
07:13I hate you lie to.
07:16How did he know?
07:17I'm screwed.
07:19I...
07:20Uh...
07:21Let me explain.
07:24Fiona knows I never eat lunch.
07:27So you're lying.
07:29What?
07:30Damn it, Kate.
07:31You screwed me over again?
07:33Tell me.
07:34Which department is she from?
07:36What did she give you?
07:38I'll make sure she's fired.
07:40I...
07:41She...
07:42She...
07:43Is...
07:44Okay, then.
07:45How about I send this video to our high school group chat later and also forward it to your pastor,
07:50Father.
07:51I wonder how they'll react when they see you with a boyfriend.
07:54She...
07:56She...
07:57Is...
07:58Me!
07:59I sent it.
08:01You sent it?
08:03You think I'm that gullible?
08:08Uh...
08:09Well...
08:10If...
08:11You don't want it...
08:13It's a real shame.
08:14It's...
08:15Delicious.
08:16It's nutritious.
08:17It smells really good.
08:18It tastes like chicken.
08:19Cause it is.
08:20It's chicken.
08:21And I'm gonna throw it away since you don't want it.
08:23Whoa!
08:24It's a real thing.
08:25The drugs I put into that means take out shitting right about... now.
08:42now. Mr. Everett, I am so sorry. Here, here, here, here, I'll clean it up. Hey, it's fine. Miles.
08:53Today, I'm taking Mr. Everett down. Miles, I said it's fine. Mr. Everett!
09:01Hey, you. What are you two doing? Who told you you could enter? Get out. It's not what it looks like.
09:17I'm not gay. I should leave too, right? Yeah. Yeah.
09:31I'll deduct my dry cleaning bill from your salary.
09:45You fucking twinkle ink. You were trying to seduce him to ruin my plans, weren't you?
09:51I'm not gay, okay? So just let it go. I was just trying to help him. You know what? I don't
09:57have to explain myself to you. What a great headline.
10:01Renowned CEO has toured a fair with male intern in his office. This is big news. Kate,
10:11I'm not gay, okay? And neither is Hunter. Just fucking let it go, all right? Okay, okay. Don't
10:18forget, I have real dirt on you. What do you want, Kate? Next Thursday is Mr. Everett's birthday.
10:25The company's having a party for him. Just get him there. And then I'll have my way with him.
10:31Hey Hunter. Long time no see.
10:48hey hunter long time no see now you said you didn't like lunch but no one can resist a good
11:04steak so that lunch really was from him hi I came to tell you about this afternoon's party so it was
11:24you who sent the food yeah did you like it you didn't I'm sorry please don't fire me I'm trying
11:31really hard here look I even cleaned your handkerchief for you it's brand new just for
11:35you nice shade of blue oh wait are you gonna try it does that mean you forgive me isn't this what
11:48you wanted yeah tell me well why are you following which company sent you and what did you put in the
12:01food uh I think there's been a misunderstanding here won't talk then you can sit and wait for my
12:08lawyers and all discuss it together get out uh no wait look I'll brew it to you see what it's not
12:20poison it's delicious my decision still stands
12:28you're fired I gotta go all out
12:35boss the reason why I'm doing all this is because I
12:46like you wait you like me but you said you're not gay
12:55and I meant that I'm not gay and I'm not into dudes at least I wasn't until I met you
13:08and I just couldn't believe that there could be such a perfect person
13:18could exist in this big wide world
13:25anyway if you like somebody their gender shouldn't matter right
13:35is this a love confession
13:42well
13:43this is hunter
13:46wait a minute what did I just say he looks even angrier I'm dead
13:51okay got it
13:55boss please don't fire me I'll work really really really hard
14:00please please please please please please I have to go sign a contract
14:08you drive me what don't want to come weren't you the one who said you wanted to work hard
14:16yeah yeah yeah
14:21oh my cutie
14:33I'm in trouble
14:35what
14:37there's some guys that are harassing me can you pretend to be my boyfriend for a bit
14:42Pretty please.
14:44I can talk to security over there if you want.
14:46There's no time!
14:54Why are we running? Is there someone behind us?
15:00What's going on?
15:02What are you doing?
15:06Stop! Miss! Please! I don't need a lap dance!
15:08Hey! Stop! Help!
15:10Help! He's trying to rape me!
15:12What? No! That's not what's going on!
15:18How dare you touch my sister!
15:22What? No! Wait! What are you doing? Stop!
15:24Whoa! Hey! Let go of me!
15:26He brought me in here and then he stripped me of my clothes.
15:30Beat him up!
15:32You're disgusting. You're disgusting piece of shit.
15:34My sister's still a minor.
15:36What the? No!
15:38No! She asked me to be her boyfriend!
15:44How about you compensate my sister?
15:46Let's say, uh...
15:48Ten thousand dollars.
15:50Or you don't leave here alive.
15:52Ten thousand dollars?
15:54That's...
15:56That's crazy! I can't...
16:00Wait!
16:02Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is a scam.
16:04You're scamming me.
16:06Scamming you?
16:08You were about to sleep with an under-raised girl.
16:12That's impossible!
16:14I-I-I...
16:16I, uh...
16:17I have erectile dysfunction!
16:22Whoa!
16:23What else do you want?
16:25I-I-I told you!
16:26I-I have ED!
16:27I don't care if your dick don't work.
16:29Call for the money.
16:30I-I-I don't have ten thousand dollars.
16:32All I have are student loans!
16:42Pay the fuck up.
16:43Or I will call the police.
16:45Don't wonder how long you'll serve for, uh...
16:47Messing with a minor.
16:50Why would I lie about something I didn't do, asshole?
16:53You asshole!
16:54Fuck!
16:55You nasty little shit!
17:00Empty his bag.
17:02Go!
17:10Stop!
17:11Those are important documents that belong to Everett Industries!
17:15Everett Industries.
17:16That's the Everett Family Company?
17:18New York's top business dynasty?
17:20You could never work for a company like that!
17:24I'm not joking!
17:25I'm Hunter Everett's personal assistant!
17:27Who cares?
17:28My step cousin Alan is Hunter's best friend.
17:30So what'd that make to you?
17:35It's Hunter Everett!
17:46You know what?
17:48Drop the axe.
17:49He's even.
17:50If the president of the United States was here,
17:52he couldn't save you.
17:54You're not gonna pay up?
17:56We'll beat it at you.
17:59No! Please!
18:03Stop!
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