Played by the Glow-Up shortmintz

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10 hours ago

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00:00:00you do miss me

00:00:18I think I didn't miss my jacket

00:00:20you have to be wearing

00:00:30oh my god

00:00:39you mind we're kind of busy here

00:00:43I didn't think I needed a reservation

00:00:45to clean the bathroom

00:00:46don't talk to the help Daniel

00:00:48it's beneath you

00:00:50you know I was expecting to

00:00:52take the trash out I didn't think it'd talk back

00:00:55you're going to let her

00:00:58speak to me like that

00:00:59you did throw the first punch

00:01:02can't blame her for hitting back

00:01:04well the girl is embarrassing herself

00:01:06last I checked

00:01:07I'm not the one trying to get Dick down in the basement of a bar

00:01:10pretty low

00:01:12you know it's really not that bad

00:01:15if you want there's room for three

00:01:16as if you would touch a girl like you

00:01:19sounds like a bacterial infection waiting to happen

00:01:26I think I'll pass

00:01:26says the girl who looks like she cried

00:01:29on the bus ride here

00:01:30like I said

00:01:33talking to the help

00:01:36is a waste of time

00:01:38I have a jet to Fiji waiting for me

00:01:51I have a jet to Fiji waiting for me

00:01:51what's that for?

00:02:05it's a tip for you

00:02:06a little advice

00:02:09you know if you dress the part

00:02:11you'd be surprised how much more

00:02:12people are willing to give you

00:02:13they like what I see

00:02:15and here's a tip for you

00:02:23not everyone is as desperate to be liked by people like you

00:02:28um I don't know about that one

00:02:29god you're an asshole

00:02:31you know I might not have as much money as you

00:02:33but clearly I'm more modest and have some sort of self respect

00:02:36no I think the word you're looking for is prude

00:02:38because I don't like getting creeped on by guys in my workplace

00:02:41okay fair enough

00:02:42that's not my finest moment

00:02:43you think you own the world

00:02:45think you can just do whatever you want

00:02:47no I just

00:02:48I'm still learning the rules

00:02:49and I thought maybe you could like

00:02:51help me out a little bit

00:02:52so it works better when it's really wet

00:02:58that's good to know it's universal

00:03:00god you are so disgusting

00:03:02like actually detached from reality

00:03:04are you even living the same 24 hours as the rest of us?

00:03:07no you actually don't know anything about me

00:03:09no I know plenty

00:03:11like no matter how hard my life is

00:03:13I'd rather be me than you

00:03:14because at least my life isn't some

00:03:16meaningless void of cruelty and self-loathing

00:03:19so hate sex then?

00:03:25why don't you go hate

00:03:27go screw yourself

00:03:37hey where'd Camille go?

00:03:48I don't know man

00:03:48some party in Fiji

00:03:49and then some party in Bali

00:03:51and then some party in Singapore

00:03:52you know it's all so fucking boring

00:03:55yeah why do you think I bought this place?

00:03:58I needed a project

00:03:59it was in a new world Josh

00:04:05I know she's gonna drive away

00:04:06all your customers right?

00:04:09bad attitude

00:04:09that's Lexi

00:04:11yeah she's pretty great actually

00:04:13willing to take the worst shifts

00:04:15stays invisible to guests

00:04:17I forget she's here half the time

00:04:19hey I know that look in your eye

00:04:23what are you thinking?

00:04:29yeah right

00:04:29come on bro

00:04:31you like those rich bitches

00:04:32this girl's not your type

00:04:34exactly

00:04:34I doubt your attention

00:04:37could even last that long

00:04:38yeah she works hard but

00:04:40she's a total downer

00:04:42no no no

00:04:42you said it yourself

00:04:43I need a project of my own

00:04:46and I think I can turn that

00:04:47ugly duckling into a

00:04:49beautiful fuckable swan

00:04:51all of that

00:04:56alright

00:04:58you're on

00:05:00but you gotta fool everyone

00:05:02in our world anyway

00:05:03bring her to your dad's gala next weekend

00:05:07convince them she's your girlfriend

00:05:10and when you fail

00:05:12I want Jackson Corp to stake my new nightclub

00:05:15okay

00:05:18and when I win

00:05:20I want 10% of this place

00:05:22deal

00:05:23guilty conscience

00:05:40no I was just getting our rom-com on

00:05:43you know I think

00:05:43our grandkids will really dig the enemy's lover story

00:05:47shocked you know that term

00:05:50yeah well I like knowing what women are into

00:05:52how do you think I stay friends with all my exes

00:05:56I don't know

00:05:57I guess I just assumed they all wanted a piece of your dad's fortune

00:06:00so you know who I am

00:06:02everybody knows who you are

00:06:04Daniel Jackson

00:06:05weren't a billionaire

00:06:06clearly

00:06:08never worked a day in his life

00:06:10well you know my dad's taking the company global

00:06:16and I get to take over here so

00:06:17that's cool

00:06:18is that gonna be with or without the training wheels

00:06:21okay so you know the tabloid facts

00:06:24why don't you find out for yourself

00:06:26have dinner with me

00:06:28you're asking me out on a date

00:06:31mhm

00:06:32why

00:06:34I don't know maybe I'd like a challenge

00:06:36my life's already challenging enough

00:06:38I think so

00:06:39come on you know I promised you to have a good time

00:06:42Josh tells me you're here every single night

00:06:45like you gotta be

00:06:46bored of the same old routine by now

00:06:48bored

00:06:49believe it or not Daniel

00:06:51word I won't kill you

00:06:52you know some people actually like the peace and quiet of it

00:06:55just try it sometime

00:06:57besides

00:06:58didn't I

00:06:59just

00:07:00see you fuck a girl

00:07:01in the basement

00:07:01no

00:07:02no

00:07:03no

00:07:04I mean you walked in before it started so

00:07:06maybe you even owe me a date

00:07:08you're unbelievable

00:07:11you know I would rather lick

00:07:13this bar floor

00:07:14than ever

00:07:15go out with some slutty

00:07:16entitled

00:07:18rich

00:07:19playboy like you

00:07:20she doesn't mean that

00:07:22excuse me

00:07:27hi

00:07:29Reese

00:07:30I'm Lexi's BFF

00:07:31soulmate

00:07:32roommate

00:07:33she would love to go out with you

00:07:35I would love

00:07:37to talk to you

00:07:38alone

00:07:39okay

00:07:39now

00:07:40sure

00:07:40yeah

00:07:41one second

00:07:42what are you doing

00:07:48I can't stand that man

00:07:50you just met him

00:07:51yeah

00:07:52and I clearly already know that we have nothing in common

00:07:54he's

00:07:54Daniel Jackson

00:07:55he's a billionaire

00:07:56I have what

00:07:57Reese

00:07:57like 63 dollars in my bank account

00:07:59I'm too focused on survival to date Reese

00:08:01but that's exactly why you should do it

00:08:03let the man buy you dinner

00:08:05it's one less meal to worry about

00:08:07why

00:08:08so I can play dress up

00:08:09and his friends can make fun of me

00:08:10oh damn

00:08:11you really think the worst

00:08:13of everyone

00:08:13huh

00:08:14can you blame me

00:08:15you work so hard

00:08:17Lex

00:08:18you deserve to live a little

00:08:20Reese

00:08:21even if it's just for one night

00:08:23come on

00:08:23wouldn't it be fun

00:08:24to let a handsome stranger

00:08:26treat you like a million bucks

00:08:27please

00:08:33please

00:08:34please

00:08:34God

00:08:34you're crazy

00:08:35God

00:08:35you're ridiculous

00:08:36but I'm right

00:08:37okay

00:08:43one date

00:08:45great

00:08:47let's uh

00:08:48let's get out of here

00:08:49I'm working right now

00:08:51uh no

00:08:51not anymore

00:08:52you got the night off

00:08:52come on

00:08:53you wanna go now

00:08:54obviously

00:08:57we have to get you out of those clothes

00:08:58I

00:08:59am going to take you shopping

00:09:01wait

00:09:02sure

00:09:03god

00:09:04this is your house

00:09:16Oh, my God.

00:09:27This is your house?

00:09:29Just bring the spring collection.

00:09:31Yeah, the twins owe me a favor.

00:09:32I thought we were going shopping.

00:09:34We are going shopping.

00:09:36This is how the 1% shop.

00:09:40Right.

00:09:41I don't know.

00:09:42Tell them they can take the jet home.

00:09:44Okay.

00:09:46And now we wait.

00:10:02You ready for the twins?

00:10:07I don't know.

00:10:09You better be.

00:10:16Let's glow that bitch up.

00:10:22Let's glow.

00:10:30Let's glow.

00:11:04We have been at this for hours and I'm officially losing interest in this bed.

00:12:02You look incredible.

00:12:08I feel like a little kid playing dress up.

00:12:11Well, you should play dress up more often.

00:12:12Do you like it?

00:12:15I mean, I hardly recognize myself, but yeah, I do actually.

00:12:21You know, you look like a Jackson woman.

00:12:26A Jackson woman?

00:12:27Yeah.

00:12:27And what does that mean?

00:12:30Confident, elegant, but like you belong in any room you walk into.

00:12:33You do realize if I ever want to look like this again, it's going to take like three hours

00:12:39and a whole glam squad, right?

00:12:42Besides, who's renting this confidence bill?

00:12:45You think I look at the bill?

00:12:47It must be nice.

00:12:48You know, it's nice when you've got someone to share it with.

00:12:53We, uh, we should get going.

00:13:11You only get one night with me.

00:13:13Remember?

00:13:13We'll see.

00:13:21We'll see.

00:13:21You hit me with the H-E-Y

00:13:34I'ma hit you with the boy pie

00:13:37You told me that I'm too closed off, but

00:13:40You know that I'm not involved with playboys

00:13:44I don't want to be your play toy

00:13:46Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold

00:13:52Playboys, I don't want to be your play toy

00:13:56I can't let you flip through my pages and hold me close like those

00:14:03Playboys, I don't want to be your play toy

00:14:07Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold

00:14:13I thought we could use the, uh, the privacy

00:14:23You, uh, trying to impress me or overcompensating?

00:14:30You know, judging from what I saw this morning, I'd say it's the latter

00:14:33Oh, God

00:14:38You know, you actually have such a beautiful laugh

00:14:40I don't even care that you made fun of me

00:14:43Don't even care

00:14:44Sorry

00:14:54Give me one second, I gotta take this

00:14:57Yeah

00:14:58Yeah

00:15:00Yeah, I'll forget what I said

00:15:10Uh, the date is going great

00:15:12I think I've pretty much won the bet already

00:15:14If it's going so great, why are you answering my call?

00:15:17So I can rub it in your face

00:15:19Well, I gotta admit

00:15:21You at least got the tramp looking like a lady

00:15:24What do you mean, there's pictures online already?

00:15:27Oh, yeah

00:15:27She looks hot, bro

00:15:29She does, doesn't she?

00:15:34Yeah

00:15:34I'm surprised, I didn't think that someone like that

00:15:37Hello?

00:15:38Hey, you good?

00:15:44All good, all good, yeah

00:15:46So what'll it be?

00:15:50Chili and sea bass

00:15:51Big guac

00:15:52Caviar and a rare vintage, maybe?

00:15:55Uh, nope, not quite

00:15:56Oh, yeah, you shouldn't have

00:16:02Yeah, no, I figured you were a girl with simple pleasures

00:16:04So I just

00:16:05You'd be right

00:16:06Now, did it kill you to say that?

00:16:10A little bit

00:16:11Mmm

00:16:14Oh, that's good

00:16:16Yeah

00:16:17You can't knock a rare vintage

00:16:34Until you try it

00:16:35Actually, you don't drink

00:16:36Well

00:16:37That's all right

00:16:39Let me guess you don't smoke

00:16:40Or do drugs

00:16:41Or have casual sex either

00:16:43Yeah, I'm actually nothing like you

00:16:49Right

00:16:51Case in point

00:16:56I'm never out this late

00:16:57We should

00:16:58I should get going

00:17:02Nope

00:17:03Got one more surprise for you

00:17:06Back at my house

00:17:07Danielle, I'm not going

00:17:10No, no, no, not like, no

00:17:11Not that, no

00:17:13Get your head out of the gutter

00:17:19Come on

00:17:22Okay

00:17:24Okay, careful

00:17:48Okay

00:17:50Gotta keep them closed

00:17:51They're closed

00:17:52They're closed

00:17:52Yes

00:17:53Okay

00:17:54Okay, you ready?

00:17:57And open

00:17:58Oh my gosh

00:18:02The perks of staying up this late

00:18:05As you get to watch the sunrise

00:18:07This view is incredible

00:18:10Best seat in the house, huh?

00:18:14You know, I gotta say

00:18:15I think it's expecting like fireworks, strippers

00:18:17Maybe both at the same time

00:18:19Yeah, well, I mean

00:18:21There's a spot, I know

00:18:22We can definitely check that out

00:18:24Yeah, I thought this was

00:18:27Moir's style, so

00:18:29Come on

00:18:33Okay

00:18:33I need a phone

00:18:45Did, did you used to sit here with your mom?

00:19:01Sorry, uh, you don't have to answer that

00:19:03Um, it must be crazy

00:19:07Having the whole world know so much about you

00:19:09Madeline Jackson was

00:19:12An amazing woman

00:19:15I mean, she saved lives

00:19:16With all the charity work she did

00:19:17If it makes you feel any better

00:19:23I don't even know my own mom

00:19:25She dropped me off at a fire station

00:19:27When I was like

00:19:28Five months old

00:19:29I don't even know my real last name

00:19:32Yeah, that makes me feel a whole lot better

00:19:36Yeah

00:19:37Yeah, you're a dick

00:19:42Okay

00:19:43I don't know if she did

00:19:46She used to sit with me here

00:19:47You know, help me get my mind off things

00:19:49But after she moved into the hospital

00:19:53You know, the whole thing kind of stopped

00:19:55What happened?

00:19:59If you don't mind me asking

00:20:00You know, she acted like it was no big deal

00:20:06Like we'd laugh about it later

00:20:09And

00:20:09You know, suddenly there wasn't a later

00:20:13Danielle, I'm so sorry

00:20:17Yeah

00:20:19I didn't, you know, exactly handle it like a champ

00:20:21After that, I

00:20:23It kind of just went off the rails

00:20:25Drugs, parties, alcohol, girls

00:20:29Whatever just made the fucking noise in my head go away

00:20:34But I'm sorry, you don't need to be hearing this shit

00:20:41No, no, stop

00:20:45It's just

00:20:45It's good to talk about this

00:20:48Someone

00:20:49Yeah, I guess I'm not really great at talking about my feelings

00:20:53You know, usually I just fuck up and hope that no one

00:20:56No one asks any questions

00:20:59Sounds lonely

00:21:02You know

00:21:05You're not what I thought you'd be

00:21:08You're not either

00:21:11You know, when you're not acting like you own the world

00:21:15Bad habit

00:21:17Bad shield

00:21:18Can I kiss you?

00:21:29So now you're acting like a gentleman?

00:21:34Right, yeah

00:21:35I guess I didn't start on the best foot with you, did I?

00:21:40You mean like the fake charming insults?

00:21:43You know, I think it's actually like emotional repression

00:21:47And it's genetic

00:21:49Oh, it's genetic

00:21:50Like really

00:21:52Yeah, okay

00:21:53Poor little rich boy life's been so hard for you

00:21:56You had to what, take it out on me?

00:22:00Fair, I don't know, I didn't mean to

00:22:02I guess I never met someone that could

00:22:05Kind of just see you right through

00:22:07You know?

00:22:08No

00:22:09It's okay

00:22:10It's okay

00:22:10You're still learning, right?

00:22:14Yeah

00:22:15Yeah, I am

00:22:16Okay

00:22:19Okay, what?

00:22:24Okay, you can kiss me

00:22:26Yeah, I'm awesome

00:22:27Yeah, I'm really close to your teeth

00:22:43Who the fuck is calling me that early?

00:23:07It's an alarm clock.

00:23:08You know something regular people need to get up for work, right?

00:23:12Right.

00:23:13I really don't want you to go.

00:23:18I gotta.

00:23:20But, um, thank you for this.

00:23:23It was nice to feel like this for a change.

00:23:27Feel like what?

00:23:28A night where I got to feel like the main character instead of comic relief.

00:23:34When do you think I can see you again?

00:23:38You mean you're not bored yet?

00:23:40Not even close.

00:23:41You ran?

00:24:04New girl, huh?

00:24:08I thought you were dating Camille Lannister.

00:24:10I wouldn't exactly call it dating.

00:24:16She know that?

00:24:19I don't know.

00:24:20Fucking hell, Daniel.

00:24:22Since when do you care about my social life?

00:24:24Since it started affecting the business.

00:24:27I just made a deal with her father.

00:24:28She's working here now in exchange for stock options in Lannister Holdings.

00:24:34Oh, God.

00:24:36You need to grow up, son.

00:24:39Look, I know things have been difficult since your mother died.

00:24:43Oh, God.

00:24:43But she would want you to treat life as serious, as precious, as it really is.

00:24:55This girl is serious.

00:24:58Yeah, she's so serious.

00:24:59So I'm bringing her to your gala next weekend.

00:25:04I'll believe it when I see it.

00:25:06Grace.

00:25:22Hi.

00:25:24Hi.

00:25:26So, how was your date?

00:25:30Well, I managed to go the whole night without complaining about money, so that's good.

00:25:39You're happy?

00:25:40Oh my god, I can see it.

00:25:43Wait, wait, wait, when are you going to see him again?

00:25:45I wouldn't be surprised if he goes to me, honestly.

00:25:48What?

00:25:48Why would you say that?

00:25:50Because, Reese, guys like Daniel Jackson don't take things slow, okay?

00:25:56I'm not his type, and I never will be.

00:25:58Okay, I don't know about all that, because look at this.

00:26:06Yeah.

00:26:07Look at what.

00:26:09Shut up.

00:26:10Yeah.

00:26:11Everyone is saying how weird last night was.

00:26:14Weird?

00:26:14Well, not like weird.

00:26:16Like, different.

00:26:19Okay, different how?

00:26:20He took you to the same restaurant where his parents had their wedding reception.

00:26:26No way.

00:26:27Yes.

00:26:27Lock in, girl.

00:26:28Come on.

00:26:34Reese, he's just texted me.

00:26:35No.

00:26:35He wants to meet me at the bar tonight.

00:26:37No. Oh my god.

00:26:37Like, tonight.

00:26:38Help me.

00:26:40I can't go like this.

00:26:41No, what do I wear?

00:26:42What do I wear?

00:26:42Well, not this.

00:26:42You look horrifying.

00:26:44Horrifying?

00:26:44It's horrible.

00:26:45Okay, well, help me.

00:26:46Please, help me.

00:26:47I'm stressing you.

00:26:47I'm stressing you out.

00:26:48I have the perfect thing.

00:26:50Yeah.

00:26:50Yeah?

00:26:50Don't stress.

00:26:51I got you.

00:26:52I got you.

00:26:52Oh my god.

00:26:56Wait.

00:26:57Is this happening?

00:26:59It's happening.

00:26:59To both of our little projects.

00:27:09To both of our little projects.

00:27:10I thought you were, uh, were island hopping.

00:27:19Ugh.

00:27:19A hurricane rolled in.

00:27:21We had to turn the jet around.

00:27:23It was so annoying.

00:27:24Yeah, I hate when a natural disaster ruins my vacation plans, too.

00:27:29Right?

00:27:30Anyway, I saw you took the bar bitch out.

00:27:34I didn't realize you were following in Madeline's philanthropic footsteps.

00:27:38Nah, please don't talk about my mother.

00:27:40You're fucking touchy.

00:27:42What's your problem?

00:27:43Little Miss Prim didn't put out?

00:27:46I could fix that for you.

00:27:47Okay.

00:27:54So the help is playing dress-up now?

00:28:08I love the dress.

00:28:12It's a Reese original.

00:28:14Not the fancy stuff you had me in, but I...

00:28:16No, it's better.

00:28:18It's better.

00:28:19Huh?

00:28:20I like the hair down like that, too.

00:28:24I got a surprise for you at the bar, if you want to see.

00:28:27Okay.

00:28:37So, all the drinks, they're alcohol-free, just for you.

00:28:41You know, I didn't know what flavor you were like, so I had the bartender who just mix you up a couple.

00:28:48I don't...

00:28:49I don't think I've ever had anyone do anything this nice for me before.

00:28:52Yeah, well, you know, if you want, we can pick your favorite one, but on the menu, I'll call it Alexi.

00:28:58Alexi?

00:28:59Alexi, yeah.

00:29:00You sure Josh is going to be cool with that?

00:29:02I think Josh will be cool with whatever I say.

00:29:07Hey, man.

00:29:09Valet says you forgot to leave your keys.

00:29:12Oh, shit, okay.

00:29:13Um, yeah, we got it back.

00:29:16Okay.

00:29:16The seat taken?

00:29:21Well, yours.

00:29:23Are you sure you're okay with us?

00:29:25I mean, like, I know some bosses don't like their employees being around off the clock.

00:29:28Oh, no, yeah, of course.

00:29:29Totally cool.

00:29:30Okay.

00:29:31You know, it's good Daniel gave you some time off.

00:29:33You deserve it.

00:29:35How's it going between you two?

00:29:38Good, actually.

00:29:40Yeah, um, he's not what I was expecting.

00:29:44Well, he's not like us, that's for sure.

00:29:47And we actually have to work for a living.

00:29:51Didn't your dad buy this bar?

00:29:53Well, I mean, yeah, but I could have hired a manager and I didn't.

00:30:00Right.

00:30:02You know, Daniel's the kind of guy who gets whatever he wants, whenever he wants it.

00:30:06And it's a little annoying, to be honest.

00:30:08Yeah, I'm not arguing there.

00:30:11I just hope that he doesn't try to change you to get what he wants.

00:30:19You know?

00:30:19Yeah.

00:30:19Did I, uh, did I miss something?

00:30:26You were just talking about what a great match Lexi is for you.

00:30:30Hmm.

00:30:37Have a good time, guys.

00:30:43You okay?

00:30:45Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry.

00:30:46I'm just feeling a little, um, tired.

00:30:49Well, I mean, you didn't get much sleep last night.

00:30:51We can...

00:30:53You want to go?

00:30:55No.

00:30:56No, I want to stay.

00:30:57Well, uh, we don't have to try anything.

00:30:59We can go and try and find something else to do.

00:31:02Move around or something.

00:31:04Yeah, um...

00:31:05Yeah?

00:31:05I have an idea.

00:31:13Okay.

00:31:14You go first.

00:31:16Okay, but just letting you know, I'm actually pretty good at this.

00:31:19Are you?

00:31:19Mm-hmm.

00:31:20Okay.

00:31:21Easy.

00:31:23Okay.

00:31:23Oh, you're really good.

00:31:29Okay, very good at this, um, I hope I'm not embarrassing myself.

00:31:37Okay.

00:31:38Um...

00:31:39Ah!

00:31:40What are you doing?

00:31:41Oh!

00:31:42Is it plating?

00:31:43No.

00:31:44I think it's plating a little bit.

00:31:46Nothing.

00:31:49Oh, look at that.

00:31:50That is...

00:31:50That is nothing.

00:31:53Nothing.

00:31:58Um...

00:31:59I...

00:32:00Um, I'm a little rusty.

00:32:02I don't know.

00:32:04Okay.

00:32:06Ow.

00:32:08Here, wait.

00:32:08Let me, uh...

00:32:09Let me show you how to do it.

00:32:10Okay.

00:32:11Yeah.

00:32:11Okay.

00:32:12Mm-hmm.

00:32:12First, just concentrate.

00:32:15Okay.

00:32:15Let loose.

00:32:16Mm-hmm.

00:32:16All right?

00:32:17On three.

00:32:18On three.

00:32:19On three.

00:32:19Okay.

00:32:20One.

00:32:21Two.

00:32:22Three.

00:32:24Okay.

00:32:26Okay, I guess you're a, uh, I guess you're a natural.

00:32:29What do you say we make this, uh, a little bit more interesting?

00:32:34Sure.

00:32:34Yeah.

00:32:35Love a bet.

00:32:36Yeah?

00:32:36Mm-hmm.

00:32:37Okay, um, if I win, you have to donate to the women's homeless shelter that I volunteer at.

00:32:43Deal.

00:32:44Sure.

00:32:45Okay.

00:32:46Oh, is that pretty good?

00:32:54Oh, man, I guess you're a little bit better than the natural.

00:32:57Where did you learn how to do that?

00:32:58I, uh, had a foster dad once who taught all the kids how to play, and if we played really

00:33:01well, we got to take a hot shower.

00:33:04Let's just say I like my showers.

00:33:08Hot.

00:33:08Well, that's the last fucked up thing I've ever heard.

00:33:14It was a long time ago.

00:33:15Okay, let's just focus on the spat, yeah?

00:33:18Okay.

00:33:19All right, you're up.

00:33:25I told you.

00:33:27Okay.

00:33:28This is, uh, going to be really interesting.

00:33:30All right, Hustler, let's hand this up a bit.

00:33:37Mm-hmm.

00:33:38If you lose, you got to take me home a time.

00:33:46Getting nervous?

00:33:48Not one bit.

00:33:49I told you.

00:33:55Okay.

00:34:07All right, game point.

00:34:09Okay, game point.

00:34:11Game point.

00:34:11This is what?

00:34:19Sorry, not, not your best.

00:34:25Let me, uh, show you how it's done.

00:34:27Oh, okay.

00:34:28Okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:34:30Oh, you watching?

00:34:36Last one.

00:34:41Best game.

00:34:43The women's shelter will love your donation.

00:34:45Yeah, well, lucky I sent the money before the game even started.

00:35:04What the hell is he doing dumpster diving?

00:35:07He's taking down a peg.

00:35:08Not before I destroy that little gold-digging slut.

00:35:12Hey, save it for me, will you?

00:35:13What?

00:35:14What a little junk food never hurt, do you?

00:35:18Even the dress is junk.

00:35:20Watch this.

00:35:29Oh, that's a bad day to borrow Granny's panties, huh?

00:35:36It's Camille, real nice.

00:35:38You know, making fun of someone's appearance

00:35:39when we all know that's not the nose you were born with.

00:35:43I don't think I had a deviated septum.

00:35:45Is that why you got the facelift, too?

00:35:50Damn.

00:35:53Come on.

00:35:54I'm taking you home.

00:35:55Thanks for the ride.

00:36:10And for saving the day back there.

00:36:13I'm sorry.

00:36:15You had to go through all that.

00:36:16You know, she can be a real bitch sometimes.

00:36:19Why do you still hang out with her?

00:36:24We grew up together, so, you know, like history, I guess.

00:36:28Yeah.

00:36:31You gonna be okay?

00:36:32I've been through worse.

00:36:38That doesn't answer my question.

00:36:48Yeah.

00:36:49I'll be fine.

00:36:50I'll let you get some rest.

00:36:59I don't know.

00:37:00Get out of here.

00:37:02Wait, um...

00:37:04I know I went right back,

00:37:06but do you think maybe

00:37:07you'd want to come inside?

00:37:09This is, uh...

00:37:30This is, like, so nice.

00:37:32You're surprised.

00:37:35No, I'm not...

00:37:35I'm not surprised.

00:37:37This is...

00:37:37No, stop.

00:37:38I bounced around so much as a kid

00:37:40that when I got my own place,

00:37:42I just really wanted to make my own, so...

00:37:45What's, um...

00:37:48What's that?

00:37:49You, uh, gotta get creative

00:37:51when you don't have family photos, so...

00:37:53They're all from different foster homes.

00:37:56You know, sometimes I feel like

00:37:58I don't have a past,

00:37:59and because of that, um...

00:38:02I feel like I don't have a future either, you know?

00:38:05That's why I keep the flowers,

00:38:06just remind myself that

00:38:08even if I don't know where I'm from

00:38:11or where I'm going next,

00:38:14as long as there's ground beneath my feet

00:38:17and a flower to...

00:38:19a mom.

00:38:21My mom really, really like flowers, too.

00:38:23I should let you get some rest.

00:38:43I'll go.

00:38:44Wait, um...

00:38:55Do you think maybe you'd want to stay the night?

00:39:02It just Reese is out of town for a fashion convention,

00:39:04and I literally spent my entire life in group homes,

00:39:07and so the thought of being home alone just really...

00:39:11I'd love to stay.

00:39:18And you're okay with just sleeping?

00:39:22Just sleep is great.

00:39:23So, uh, so what's the deal?

00:39:37You want me to sleep on the couch,

00:39:38or is there another room?

00:39:40No, there's, um, there's room in the bed.

00:39:44Are you sure?

00:39:45I can sleep on top of the bed if you want.

00:39:47There's no central heating here,

00:39:49so unless you want to wake up frozen.

00:39:57So it's, uh, so it's like, it's like glamping?

00:40:01Do you know, sometimes I really think rich people

00:40:03shouldn't be allowed to speak.

00:40:04Fuck.

00:40:08Funny, I suddenly feel wide awake.

00:40:27Funny.

00:40:30Did you know what you used to do when you were a kid

00:40:32to help you get to sleep faster?

00:40:33I think my days were already rough enough as is

00:40:39that when I got home,

00:40:40I would just pass the heck out.

00:40:45Well, do you want to try something

00:40:46that always works for me?

00:40:50I know I don't think it's...

00:40:53No, no, no, not, not, not that.

00:40:56Um, it's something my mom used to do.

00:40:59Okay.

00:41:00Okay, you gotta, you gotta roll over.

00:41:07Okay.

00:41:09And I'm gonna roll your shirt up just a little bit.

00:41:14Like that.

00:41:15Just a little bit, it works.

00:41:17It works better like that.

00:41:18Just trust me.

00:41:20Okay.

00:41:21Okay.

00:41:21You gotta, you gotta close your eyes.

00:41:31Okay.

00:41:34I'm twice.

00:41:41I'm twice.

00:41:42Can you guess what that is?

00:41:57Um, a flower.

00:42:07A heart.

00:42:08A heart.

00:42:12A smiley face.

00:42:16I

00:42:17really

00:42:21like

00:42:26you.

00:42:38I really like you too.

00:42:39I really like you too.

00:42:42so

00:42:44my dad

00:42:45is having

00:42:47this big party

00:42:47next weekend

00:42:48and

00:42:50I really want you

00:42:53to be my day.

00:42:55Do you want me to meet your dad?

00:42:59Yeah, I

00:43:00I do.

00:43:06I'd love to.

00:43:07I'd love to.

00:43:12I do.

00:43:12I'd love to.

00:43:13I recommend you.

00:43:15I'll try.

00:43:17I'll do it.

00:43:28I would love to.

00:43:30I'd like, ooh,

00:43:30I'd love to.

00:43:35is this okay yeah it's more than okay it's just i've never really kissed guys like this before

00:43:51usually they just shove their tongues down my throat and don't really care if it feels good

00:43:55or not so okay why don't you tell me what feels good what do you mean

00:44:01i don't know where um where do you like being touched

00:44:07okay but um we have to go back and forth ladies first

00:44:14i like neck kisses

00:44:18i like my hair

00:44:32i like feeling your weight on top of me

00:44:47you can uh you can bite my hair

00:45:00i really like hanging out with you

00:45:15maybe tomorrow

00:45:17you know it's uh not gonna be as glamorous as this right

00:45:22you uh sure you can handle that

00:45:26yeah if you're there i'm sure i'll be okay

00:45:30you

00:45:43Are you chickening out already?

00:46:02Nope.

00:46:02I just, I need to go get my wallet from the bar.

00:46:05But sleep in.

00:46:07I'll be right back, okay?

00:46:13I'll be right back.

00:46:43Oh, God.

00:46:52Asshole.

00:46:54Looks like we both had a good night, huh?

00:46:57What, did Lexi finally put out?

00:47:00No, she didn't.

00:47:03Yeah, whatever.

00:47:05Hmm.

00:47:06You only like her because you're a tourist.

00:47:08You get to visit the slums and know you'll be back at the Four Seasons in an hour.

00:47:12Dude, you sound so bitter.

00:47:15Just remember our bet.

00:47:17You can dress her up all you want, but that girl will never be one of us.

00:47:20She's only after your money anyway.

00:47:32I thought you were sleeping in.

00:47:33I have a confession to make.

00:47:35After our date the other night, I kind of stole something from your house.

00:47:39Well, not really your house.

00:47:40It was more like your yard.

00:47:42But I thought...

00:47:43What, you fucking stole something from my house?

00:47:46I, um...

00:47:48I just wanted to do something nice for you, too.

00:47:52It's a flower.

00:47:54I took it to just remember what a special night it was.

00:47:57But after getting to know you, I thought you should have it.

00:48:02Lavender.

00:48:02You know, my mom actually planted these.

00:48:09Yeah.

00:48:13Sorry for getting mad at you.

00:48:15This is actually probably the best gift I've ever gotten.

00:48:18Well, just remember that after I put you to work today.

00:48:30It'll feel good though.

00:48:31Promise.

00:48:41Oh, this is what a woman's shelter looks like.

00:48:45Some of them, yeah.

00:48:46You know, your donation will actually pay for a hot water heater.

00:48:50Hmm, okay.

00:48:51Best money I ever lost playing darts.

00:48:54This is where I spend most of my free time volunteering.

00:48:57I'm trying to save up enough money to afford college

00:48:59so I can major in social work and come back here to work.

00:49:03Okay, so that's why you're working so many jobs.

00:49:06You're saving up for college.

00:49:08Yeah.

00:49:09This is where some of my happiest childhood memories were, you know?

00:49:13In between foster homes, getting to spend time with the kids and their moms.

00:49:17Moms who looked out for me.

00:49:20You know, I want to show you something.

00:49:22Okay.

00:49:22This is actually one of the charities your mom raised money for.

00:49:38I'd like to think we'd cross paths at some point.

00:49:40Yeah, no, um, thank you for bringing me here, Alexis Mingala.

00:49:48Yeah, of course.

00:49:53You think I could come with you today, help you out a little bit?

00:49:57Would that be all right?

00:49:58Okay.

00:49:59Absolutely.

00:50:00I want Jaston Corp to invest in the woman's shelter.

00:50:18No, actually, I want Jaston Corp to invest in every homeless shelter in the city.

00:50:22Okay, who are you and what did you do with my son?

00:50:29You know that we deal in hospitality, yeah?

00:50:32Hotels, nightclubs.

00:50:34I mean, I'm just following your advice.

00:50:38Following in mom's footsteps, treating life like the, what was it you said, the precious commodity that it is.

00:50:43You need to tell me what pills you took before I call the paramedics.

00:50:52That's not pills, Dad.

00:50:54That's her.

00:50:55No, she's, uh, she's changing everything, and I cannot wait for you to meet her.

00:51:04Yeah, okay, sir.

00:51:09Man, I hope he's not on drugs.

00:51:13What the fuck are you doing here?

00:51:22I work for your dad, remember?

00:51:24Oh, okay.

00:51:25Our dad's made a deal so I can practice to take over Lannister Holden.

00:51:30Lifestyle of the rich and famous.

00:51:32Right, baby?

00:51:33You see, money can only actually go so far, Camille.

00:51:36Yeah.

00:51:37As far as we want it to go.

00:51:39Mm.

00:51:40Further than the bar bitch will ever go.

00:51:48Stop, stop.

00:51:50Okay, I don't want to do this shit anymore.

00:51:51I'm, I'm, I'm trying to be different.

00:51:55I can be different.

00:51:57I can be whatever you want me to be.

00:51:59No, no, no, no, you can't.

00:52:00Okay, just, just leave me alone.

00:52:04I want your help with something.

00:52:29Daniel.

00:52:57Daniel.

00:52:57What's wrong?

00:53:04There's something I want you to do.

00:53:09Yeah, yeah, I think it.

00:53:14Your hands are shaking.

00:53:32Um, I'm a virgin.

00:53:42I know you probably lost years when you were like 17.

00:53:47Like, who cares?

00:53:49Who cares?

00:53:51Like, we don't have to do anything you don't want to do.

00:53:56No, I want to.

00:54:00With you.

00:54:04Are you sure?

00:54:04I'm positive.

00:54:07I'm positive.

00:54:09I'm positive.

00:54:14I'm positive.

00:54:19I'm positive.

00:55:20You're in a good mood.

00:55:30Yeah, I think I'm starting to finally get the hang of this place.

00:55:34I feel good.

00:55:35Well, I hope you don't mind my saying so, but you look good, too.

00:55:40Beautiful.

00:55:41No, I don't mind, actually.

00:55:42I'm starting to get used to taking compliments, so thank you for the practice.

00:55:50Well, I'm glad Daniel's appreciating you.

00:55:53He seems to be pretty confident about winning that bet.

00:55:55What bet?

00:56:01Oh, shit.

00:56:03Just forget I said anything.

00:56:05Trust me, you don't want to know.

00:56:07No, no, Josh, I can handle it.

00:56:08What are you talking about?

00:56:11Well, when you and Daniel left the other night, I heard that he only asked you out because of a bet.

00:56:18With Camille.

00:56:21What?

00:56:22Well, Camille bet that he couldn't bring you into their world, and Daniel said that he could turn...

00:56:28I'm so sorry, Lexi.

00:56:30He said that he could turn an ugly duckling into a swan.

00:56:33Swan.

00:56:36But...

00:56:36Why? I don't... I don't understand.

00:56:39I don't know.

00:56:40Some kind of weird foreplay, maybe?

00:56:42Spice things up before the engagement?

00:56:44I don't know.

00:56:45The engagement?

00:56:46Well, Camille said whoever won the bet got to pick the wedding venue.

00:56:50But Camille announced it anyway after she found out Daniel was cheating,

00:56:54after what he told his dad about you.

00:56:58What did he tell his dad about me?

00:57:03He didn't tell his dad anything bad.

00:57:22He just...

00:57:24lied.

00:57:28But he just invited me to the galette.

00:57:30Well, that was supposed to be the last test.

00:57:33But Daniel said he couldn't fool anyone about where you came from.

00:57:37So he told his dad that you come from a good family.

00:57:40One of their own kind, you know?

00:57:43He made up this story about how your parents were well off, and how your mom...

00:57:49I'm sorry, Lexi.

00:57:50Lexi.

00:58:06Lexi.

00:58:07What's wrong?

00:58:08What happened?

00:58:11I was a bet.

00:58:12No, you were in a fucking bed.

00:58:16You...

00:58:16You just gotta let me explain.

00:58:18I was in a bed.

00:58:18What, Daniel?

00:58:19Some sad little charity project so you could beat Camille?

00:58:22What do you mean beat Camille?

00:58:24What exactly did you tell your dad about me when you invited me to his party?

00:58:27I didn't tell my dad anything about you.

00:58:29I was waiting till I could introduce you.

00:58:32I don't hear any more of your lies.

00:58:34Yes.

00:58:34Is he telling you this?

00:58:40Yeah.

00:58:41Josh told me everything.

00:58:42Like a good person would.

00:58:45Sounds like Josh is missing out on a few key details.

00:58:48Just stop, man.

00:58:49This game you're playing with Camille, it isn't cool.

00:58:52What are you talking about?

00:58:53I've barely talked to Camille.

00:58:56Oh, yeah?

00:58:57Then...

00:58:58How did this get picked up?

00:59:01Oh, my God.

00:59:04It's all true.

00:59:07None of it was real.

00:59:09That's not real.

00:59:10Like, see, that's...

00:59:12Okay, there was a bet, alright?

00:59:15There was a bet with Josh.

00:59:17It had nothing to do with Camille, though.

00:59:18I don't want anything to do with her.

00:59:20I don't believe you.

00:59:22Why are you doing this?

00:59:24I'm sick and tired of you getting whatever the hell you want.

00:59:27At the expense of everyone around you.

00:59:30She deserves to know the truth.

00:59:31He's obviously trying to get in between us.

00:59:33Don't listen to him.

00:59:34Even if there was a bet with Josh?

00:59:38There was still a bet, and you agreed to it.

00:59:41For what, Daniel?

00:59:42So you could string me around like a fucking toy?

00:59:46Okay.

00:59:48Here, take the rest of the day off.

00:59:49I'll lock you home.

00:59:52You and Camille deserve each other.

00:59:53Okay.

00:59:53Oh, good!

01:00:09They told you everything!

01:00:11I can't believe you thought Daniel Jackson would want a poor, ugly little nobody from the streets.

01:00:19Hey, give the girl a break.

01:00:21You won, okay?

01:00:22Go pick your wedding venue.

01:00:23Wow.

01:00:34Good morning.

01:00:36You're looking great.

01:00:36You see, when you call home the people of Boston in Boston, the airways, the airway, and in the airway.

01:00:40I'm so sorry, Lexi.

01:00:58And maybe I shouldn't have said anything at all.

01:01:01No, no.

01:01:02I'm glad you did it.

01:01:03I mean, thank you for looking out for me.

01:01:06Well, you know, I'll always look out for you.

01:01:14What the hell?

01:01:15What?

01:01:16Hey, don't be such a prude.

01:01:17God, you're an asshole.

01:01:19Oh, come on.

01:01:20Might you want to see what another man feels like?

01:01:22I know you fucked Daniel last night.

01:01:24Oh, fuck.

01:01:27Oh, God, I'm so done with rich assholes like you.

01:01:31Oh, oh, my God.

01:01:35Fuck.

01:01:36Savannah?

01:01:47Hannah?

01:01:51I never should have thought that I would eat this.

01:01:54Daniel Jackson was never going to be my knight in Shining Armor.

01:02:01Good thing pizza will always be the hero we need.

01:02:04Okay, get up.

01:02:06What is he doing here?

01:02:22Only one way to find out.

01:02:24Ah!

01:02:24Daniel!

01:02:32What a not-so-pleasant surprise.

01:02:36Hey, Reese.

01:02:37Is, um...

01:02:39Alexi here?

01:02:40Hmm.

01:02:42You really think I'm going to tell you that?

01:02:44Yeah.

01:02:44Um, do you think you could give her a message for me?

01:02:47Hmm.

01:02:48Hmm.

01:02:49Hmm.

01:02:49I think I feel like it.

01:02:51Well, just tell her I...

01:02:52No, I still really want her to come to the party.

01:02:55Oh, do you?

01:02:57And, um, we've actually made it a charity ball.

01:03:00You know, all the proceeds go into the woman's shelter.

01:03:05Okay.

01:03:05Well, I'll convey the message.

01:03:13Lexi!

01:03:18You have to go to that party.

01:03:20Are you crazy?

01:03:21No.

01:03:22I never want to see him again.

01:03:23No, no, no, no.

01:03:23Let him see you.

01:03:27What are you even talking about?

01:03:28Make a grand entrance.

01:03:30Tell those rich fucks about how you lived in that woman's shelter and about how you made

01:03:34something amazing out of your life.

01:03:37Show them how much better you are than them.

01:03:42Reese, it's never going to matter, okay?

01:03:44It's not going to be enough.

01:03:45All they're ever going to see me as is some poor girl with no past and no future.

01:03:49No, no, no, no, no.

01:03:51Just let me show you.

01:03:53Let me show you everything that you can be.

01:03:57Just the way you are.

01:04:01Okay.

01:04:02Okay.

01:04:23Waiting for your fiancée?

01:04:26I'm not marrying Camille, Dad.

01:04:31I'm going to explain everything.

01:04:32I just...

01:04:32I just need Lexi to show up.

01:04:35Maybe I'm taking the company global too soon.

01:04:38You're not ready.

01:04:47Can you just trust me?

01:04:49I don't know if it's everything.

01:04:50Hey, hubby-to-be.

01:05:15You know you're actually pathetic, right?

01:05:22Was this always your plan?

01:05:24To get a husband by spreading lies on the internet?

01:05:27I did what I had to do.

01:05:29To make you wake the hell up.

01:05:31You must be the woman who is entirely too good for my son.

01:06:01You know who I am?

01:06:03Of course.

01:06:03I recognize you from the phone.

01:06:05Okay.

01:06:06Um, I wanted to thank you for turning this gala into a charity function.

01:06:11And just believe me when I say that the money raised here will be saving lives.

01:06:14Lexi, you, uh...

01:06:28You can.

01:06:29Yeah, I was actually just telling your dad all about how I grew up homeless.

01:06:35Daniel told me all about that.

01:06:38Lexi, I am so sorry.

01:06:39It must have been incredibly difficult.

01:06:42He knows?

01:06:43Yeah, I, uh, I told him everything.

01:06:49I was wondering if maybe we could, uh, maybe we could talk.

01:06:53What more is there to say?

01:06:54I was hoping to discuss your future with me.

01:07:03I'm gonna give you two a moment.

01:07:06Lexi, it was a pleasure meeting you.

01:07:08Okay, so, you didn't lie to your dad about me, but you're still engaged to Camille.

01:07:18I mean, she showed me the ring herself.

01:07:20No, I know it looks really bad, but that's why I wanted you here.

01:07:23You know, I want you to hear me, um, set everything, set everything straight.

01:07:28Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have a moment of your time?

01:07:43My name is Daniel Jackson, or as someone once called me, a slutty, rich, entitled playboy.

01:07:54You see, someone has come into my life recently and changed everything.

01:07:57Um, they've made me proud to claim a new reputation.

01:08:01Madeline Jackson's son.

01:08:07Um, and that person is not Camille Lannister.

01:08:09I'm, I'm sorry, Camille.

01:08:11I hope, hope you get everything you want, but it's not me.

01:08:16I'd like to introduce you all to the woman of the hour,

01:08:19the woman who has inspired this wonderful evening.

01:08:24Uh, ladies and gentlemen,

01:08:25Lexi Fox.

01:08:31Woo-hoo!

01:08:32Woo-hoo!

01:08:33Yeah!

01:08:34Woo-hoo!

01:08:35Woo-hoo!

01:08:37Woo-hoo!

01:08:39I'm sorry I lied to you.

01:08:42I'm sorry about the bet.

01:08:43And, um, I know this is a really shitty excuse, but it was before I got to know you and got to know how special you really are.

01:08:53What am I supposed to say, Daniel?

01:08:56Am I just supposed to forgive you for everything, or?

01:08:59No, I'm not asking you to forgive me, but I'm asking you to give me a second chance, because I, I think I can prove myself to you.

01:09:10You know, if I've learned anything from you, it's that we are a lot more than you think we are.

01:09:16You really hurt me.

01:09:21I can't, Daniel. I'm, I'm sorry. I need time to think.

01:09:26Give, give, give her some space.

01:09:28Sorry.

01:09:28Let me through, Camille.

01:09:38Use the service entrance.

01:09:40It's all you're good for.

01:09:44God, you know, I grew up so ashamed of being poor.

01:09:48But now I know it's people like you who should be a sheep.

01:09:51For being wealthy?

01:09:54No.

01:09:54Because you have everything you could ever want or need, and it'll still never be enough.

01:10:02All the money in the world, and no one to share it with.

01:10:07You tell yourself it's because you're too good for everybody else, but I'll tell you the truth.

01:10:12It's because you're a terrible fucking person.

01:10:24Lexi, wait.

01:10:32Lexi.

01:10:34Lexi, wait.

01:10:39Look, I understand that you don't want anything to do with me.

01:10:42I just, I just need you to have this.

01:10:46Have what?

01:10:48After I told my dad about you, we went through some of the other photo albums, and I found this one.

01:10:53Yeah, like, I understand you feel like you don't have a past, but I got proof that you do.

01:11:09That's me.

01:11:10And that's my mother reading to you at the woman's shelter.

01:11:15You know, here I thought she was never going to make the woman I love.

01:11:17I remember, gee, she smelled like lavender.

01:11:25See, I have this crazy theory, right?

01:11:29Like, if we once shared something as wonderful as my mother,

01:11:32I think it's a good sign our future could be just as wonderful.

01:11:36Do you mean it?

01:11:42Do you mean what?

01:11:49Do you love me?

01:11:53I love you.

01:11:54I love you, too.

01:12:07Do you?

01:12:20Do you love me?

01:12:21I love you.

01:12:22I love you.

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