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Full Episode Of Act Like You Love Me
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:18Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:33This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:39You should have read the fine print.
01:42You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:45Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55That's the law.
01:56That's the law.
01:58Fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:47My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland!
03:09There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:17I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:48The fuck?
03:49You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:56Everyone out.
03:58This is my house.
03:59This is my life.
04:00So get out!
04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04All right, people. Party's over.
04:06Let's go. Party's over.
04:17Let's go.
04:40Hey, George. Welcome back.
04:43Hey...
04:44Hey, this is the money that I owe you.
04:50What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:53Yeah.
04:54Sure.
04:56You're back with that.
04:57Okay.
05:01Let me guess, acting not going so well?
05:06I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:10I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine.
05:13I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to find himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open, if not for yourself or Benji.
05:27I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay, what is that?
05:31I want to hire you.
05:34You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me, an acting gig.
05:38I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know, like a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:01Come on, two more.
06:17Last one.
06:19Okay.
06:19Good work.
06:20Good work, good work.
06:20Yeah.
06:22Hey, can I tell you something?
06:23Well, that's never good.
06:25You ready?
06:26As ready as I could be.
06:29I'm going to be an actor.
06:31You what?
06:31Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
06:37You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:40Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet.
06:41But, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:44And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:50Totally normal request.
06:52Look, man, I just need something.
06:54Something different.
06:55You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:57I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty.
07:00Okay, so let me get this straight.
07:02You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
07:06Yeah.
07:07Okay.
07:08Crazier things have happened.
07:10I got your back, boss.
07:12Thanks, Dino.
07:13And you'll see, she's great.
07:14Whatever you say, boss.
07:16Now that's it.
07:19Oh, my God.
07:21Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:25No idea what you're doing.
07:28What's this?
07:30Oh, no.
07:32Stu.
07:33It's not good.
07:36Urgent child support.
07:40Last notice of child support must pay.
07:49We'll not be paying that.
07:50I don't know.
08:06Ah!
08:06Fuck!
08:07No, no, no, no, no!
08:14Fucking no.
08:16Hello, Delilah.
08:20You look quite nice tonight.
08:24Why, thank you, George.
08:30You look quite nice as well.
08:38Why, thank you, George.
08:39You look quite nice too.
08:42Can I offer you something to drink?
08:48No, thank you.
08:51I'm fine.
08:53This is going to be great.
09:02Okay.
09:02You can do it, Benji.
09:10Come on.
09:12Come on, Benji.
09:13Hit the ball for once.
09:14Let's go, Benji.
09:16Let's go, Benji.
09:18You're doing great.
09:20Hey, Tony.
09:22Hey, Delilah.
09:24Looking good as always.
09:27Looking good as always.
09:28Somebody likes you.
09:29Shut up.
09:30All right, Benji.
09:31He does.
09:32Nice with that dribble.
09:33Nice.
09:34Oh, my God.
09:42That's him.
09:47That's who?
09:51The guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:54Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:56He's coming over.
09:57What are you talking about?
09:59Hey, George.
10:00Hey, Delilah.
10:04Oh, for Christ's sake.
10:08Man up, boy.
10:10Don't say that.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:11Can I go?
10:12I'm so bored.
10:14Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:15Thank God.
10:16I have a mani-pedi.
10:17Come on.
10:17Let's get out of here.
10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
10:21No.
10:23It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:25Who the fuck are you?
10:27I'm George.
10:27I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:29Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:36Yes.
10:37Yeah, we are dating.
10:40What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
10:43He's an actor.
10:45Oh, he's an actor.
10:46That makes it even better.
10:48Wow.
10:48You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:52You proved me wrong.
10:53What's that, bud?
10:53Nothing.
10:58We gotta get out of here.
11:00Wish you two the best.
11:03Hey, asshole!
11:06Where's the child support?
11:09Don't worry, Boopy.
11:10I'll handle it.
11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:17I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:19All right, I think I'm gonna get going,
11:20but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:23Yes, yes, yes.
11:25Our date.
11:27Timoire?
11:31Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:44No, no, no, no, no.
11:45You're not supposed to do that.
11:46I'm a starving artist.
11:47They have lint on their shirts.
11:48I still think this is a hare-brained idea.
11:50Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
11:56Nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them.
12:01Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
12:03She just wants me to play a role.
12:05I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
12:13Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
12:14You'll see.
12:15And you should take the night off.
12:18Take Janice out to dinner on me.
12:20Hell no, boss.
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
12:24No, it'll be fine.
12:26Nobody will know who I am.
12:27That may be the case, but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
12:30and I ain't taking any chances.
12:32Do not follow me.
12:34Yes, boss.
12:35Later.
12:44Hey, how are you?
12:52I'm George.
12:53I'm Benji.
12:58Well, hello.
13:00Hello there.
13:00How are you?
13:01I am very excited about our date.
13:03I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:08Won't you come in?
13:10Ah, yes.
13:19Oh, my.
13:23Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:26We have a lousy landlord.
13:27Ah, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:32Why, thank you, George.
13:34You look quite nice as well.
13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:39Hi, I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:42I think it's time for you to get going.
13:44Oh, what?
13:44Yes.
13:45Yes.
13:45Um, yeah.
13:46What if?
13:46Yeah.
13:49That was so strange.
13:50I know.
13:51Well, that didn't go too well.
14:00Yeah, no academy award for us.
14:03Maybe we should practice.
14:06That sounds good, yeah.
14:10Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:19Yeah, probably go eat.
14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:23Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:25What are you going to do?
14:26Uh, same.
14:27Probably grab a bite to eat, maybe hit a bookstore.
14:33Well, that's just silly.
14:34I mean, why don't we go together?
14:38Sure.
14:40Sounds good.
14:40Okay.
14:50So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:53Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have my happy ending.
15:01And then I eloped with Andy and, uh, he had an affair.
15:12Then we got a divorce.
15:14And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:17My roof is leaking, um, my car is useless, and I work in a diner.
15:26So, best laid plans, I guess.
15:31You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:34He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:40I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:43Yeah, of course.
15:44I will.
15:49Should probably get back from our date soon.
15:54Split the bill?
15:56Yeah, sure, uh, split the bill.
16:00Check, please.
16:01Hey, Bernard, this is Justin.
16:12You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:16Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit.
16:19He won't pay child support, and he works at Lestile.
16:22But I can't fire him unless he might sue, or he might figure out who I am.
16:27So the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:31And she can't know who I am.
16:33She thinks my name is George.
16:34Thanks, ma'am.
16:39Hey, Dino.
16:41Yes, boss.
16:42Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:45Let's fix the roof on it.
16:47Sure thing.
16:48Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:50Nothing too fancy, though.
16:51She's not that type of girl.
16:53And keep everything anonymous.
16:55You got it.
17:03What's going on?
17:04Someone about the building.
17:06They're putting on a new roof.
17:07What?
17:09That's amazing, right?
17:26What?
17:31What?
17:32Who?
17:34Who?
17:35Who?
17:36Who?
17:37Who?
17:37Who?
17:37They're putting on a new roof together.
17:40Who?
17:40Who?
17:41Who?
17:41What?
17:41Who?
17:41He?
17:42Who?
17:43Who?
17:44Who?
17:44Who?
17:45Who?
17:49Who?
17:49Who?
17:50Are you?
18:21National Grid, water.
18:30Doing with that one.
18:33Oh, urgent.
18:45Oh.
18:46You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:51Delinquency of child support?
18:55I don't know.
18:56I don't know.
18:57I don't know.
18:59Anyway...
19:01We need to talk.
19:08I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:15What's her address?
19:16Find me some dirt.
19:17I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:22She's ruining my perfect life.
19:24Okay, ma'am.
19:25You got it.
19:26Yeah.
19:27And don't mess it up.
19:28Come on.
19:29I had a good time.
19:30Yeah, it was fun.
19:31We should, um...
19:32We should do it again sometime.
19:33We should do it again.
19:34We should do it again sometime.
19:35I think we sounded really good.
19:36I think we sounded really good.
19:37But we should practice some more.
19:38We should practice some more.
19:39Yeah.
19:40We should do it again sometime.
19:41Sure.
19:42That'd be great.
19:43Sure.
19:44That'd be great.
19:45Yeah.
19:46That'd be great.
19:47Okay, ma'am.
19:48Okay, ma'am.
19:49You got it.
19:50Yeah.
19:51And don't mess it up.
19:52Come on.
19:53I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun.
19:59We should, um...
20:00We should do it again sometime.
20:02I think we sounded really good.
20:05But we should practice some more.
20:08Just in case.
20:09Sure.
20:10That'd be great.
20:11Well, good night.
20:12Good night.
20:13Good night.
20:16Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:35Wait, what?
20:36Who?
20:37A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:43It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:48I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:51Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:57Oh, don't look at me.
20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
21:01Oh my god.
21:02Oh my god.
21:03It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:07They gave me this to you as well.
21:09What?
21:10I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:14What's ten minus four?
21:25You know the answer to that.
21:27Dang.
21:32Ah, shoot.
21:33I left my phone in my bedroom, George.
21:36Can you get it for me?
21:37Roland's gonna call.
21:38Yeah, sure.
21:39No problem.
21:40Thanks.
21:41Oh my god.
22:09Mission accomplished.
22:15He's asleep.
22:21What?
22:23Nothing.
22:24I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:33Sure.
22:39I think that we should practice kissing.
22:55I think that we should practice kissing.
23:01I think that would be a good idea.
23:09I think that would be a good idea.
23:39I think that would be a good idea.
24:09Oh, my God.
24:15George, wake up.
24:16The time.
24:18What?
24:18Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
24:20Oh, okay, yeah.
24:21Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front.
24:25And pretend that you're just surviving.
24:27And you're going to take Benji to school.
24:29Okay.
24:30Um.
24:31Just go.
24:33Okay, okay.
24:34No, no, no.
24:35Go, go, go, go, go.
24:43Come on, finish up.
24:44We're going to be late.
24:45I don't want to eat this.
24:49Grab your bag.
24:50Come on.
24:50We got to go.
24:50Okay.
24:56Hurry.
24:57Let's go.
24:57Okay.
25:02Hey.
25:04Hi.
25:04So, tell me something good.
25:17What'd you get?
25:17I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:18I ain't got nothing.
25:20That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:23That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:25Zip.
25:25Zilch.
25:26Nada.
25:26How is that possible?
25:31Don't shrug him.
25:33Ow.
25:33That hoot.
25:36Damn it.
25:37How dare she?
25:38My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:40Money that could be spent on me.
25:44Us.
25:47Okay.
25:48This is what I want you to do.
25:49Get rid of him.
25:50If they don't exist,
25:52then he has enough to pay your health support.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean us.
25:59Let me get this straight.
26:02What you're asking me is to,
26:04you know, you want me to...
26:05Ow.
26:06Damn it.
26:07Don't say it out loud.
26:08It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta...
26:10I mean...
26:11Ow.
26:12All right.
26:12All right.
26:13I'll handle it.
26:14I'll do it.
26:15Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good.
26:20Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to her apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:26There we go.
26:46We're fucked.
26:48Come on, ref.
26:49Give us a break.
26:50Hey, that was a foul.
26:51What the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:07Everything all right?
27:08No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:15What is it saying?
27:17No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen.
27:23We all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27Look at me.
27:30Ref, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:37And I know that you taking this penalty kick is a big deal.
27:40And it is.
27:41But messy misses sometimes.
27:44You know?
27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
27:53And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:58Yes.
27:59Yeah.
27:59You ready?
28:01Yeah.
28:04There you go.
28:05And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:10Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:16I can do it.
28:21Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:23Shoot him, for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:38Oh!
28:39Oh!
28:39Oh!
28:39Oh!
28:39Oh!
28:40Oh!
28:40Oh!
28:40Oh!
28:40Oh!
28:41Oh!
28:41Oh!
28:42Oh!
28:42Oh!
28:43Oh!
28:43Oh!
28:44Yes!
28:44Yes!
28:45Yes!
28:45Yes!
28:46Yes!
28:47Oh!
28:47Oh!
28:48OK.
28:48Boobie, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:50Hey, Dee.
28:50I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah?
28:53My company is opening up a third branch, and there's going to be a big party next week, and I
28:59was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:00Thank you, Tony.
29:01I'm...
29:02I'm actually with him now, so...
29:05With him?
29:06Yeah.
29:07You're serious?
29:08Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:09This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:10You see him out there acting on the field?
29:11Pretending to help Benji?
29:12I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:13Hey!
29:14Oh!
29:15Get your own kid, you freak.
29:16Let's go.
29:17Um...
29:18I'm hard now.
29:19Ew.
29:20OK.
29:21Can we go?
29:22Let's go.
29:23Come on.
29:24Come on.
29:25Let's go.
29:26I can't.
29:27I really fucking...
29:28I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:47And you got your roof fixed.
29:49I wonder who bought the building.
29:51Hmm.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:53Yeah, he does seem pretty decent.
29:54Hey!
29:55Hey!
29:56Hey!
29:57Whoa!
29:58Come on!
29:59Just...
30:00Please.
30:01Don't do this.
30:02I have a child at home.
30:03Hey, look, look.
30:04I have money in my back pocket.
30:05You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:06Just turn around.
30:07Come on.
30:08Come on.
30:09Just turn.
30:10Fuck.
30:11Damn it.
30:12Listen.
30:13Sorry.
30:14It ain't nothing personal.
30:15OK?
30:16Hey, hey, look.
30:17Dino!
30:18Thank God, man.
30:19You OK, boss?
30:20Yeah, I'm fine.
30:21I'm fine.
30:22You OK?
30:23OK.
30:24OK.
30:25Wait.
30:26You two know each other?
30:27Uh...
30:28Uh...
30:29Dino is...
30:30is my...
30:31my cousin.
30:32Yeah.
30:33But he called you Boss.
30:34Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:36He was a real Bossy SOB.
30:37Uh...
30:38Yeah, that's right.
30:39I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
30:40Lucky coincidence.
30:41Yeah.
30:42Very nice.
30:43Very nice.
30:44You know.
30:45I'm fine.
30:46You know.
30:47I'm fine.
30:48I'm fine.
30:49You OK?
30:50OK.
30:51OK.
30:52Wait.
30:53You two know each other?
30:55Uh...
30:56Uh...
30:57Dino is...
30:58my cousin.
30:59Yeah.
31:00Lucky coincidence.
31:02Yeah.
31:03Very lucky.
31:04Thank you, Dino.
31:06Anytime.
31:07We should go.
31:08Come on.
31:12Hey.
31:13Let's not tell Benji about what happened.
31:15I think it will really scare him.
31:17I, um...
31:20I...
31:21What?
31:23Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:28I think I would...
31:30Maybe...
31:32What's going on?
31:33I'm falling for you.
31:35I'm in love with you.
31:37No, you aren't.
31:39Yes, I am.
31:40And what's so wrong with that?
31:42Listen, George.
31:44You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:49Because of a silly idea that I had.
31:51OK.
31:52The plan worked.
31:53OK?
31:54Benji's fine.
31:55He thinks that we're in love.
31:56Yeah, because we are.
31:58No, we aren't.
31:59Yes, we are.
32:00No, love ruins everything.
32:02OK?
32:04Love was not part of the deal here.
32:06Part of the deal?
32:07What about the other night?
32:10Hmm?
32:11The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
32:14Are you serious?
32:16Yeah.
32:17Whatever, Delilah.
32:20I did.
32:21I'm not that type of guy.
32:22But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:24Oh!
32:28I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:31Delilah.
32:33Whatever.
32:34Whatever.
32:35You know I'm gonna go.
32:37What?
32:49Hey, boss.
32:50How about I heat you up some soup?
32:51Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:52Man, women are nothing but trouble.
32:55You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want, and that actually
33:01is not even what they wanted.
33:04And women are trouble.
33:05That's the bottom line.
33:06That's what I'm trying to say here.
33:07I'm sorry, man.
33:10No, it's fine.
33:11Dino, you should go home.
33:14Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
33:17Yes, sir.
33:18And you should cherish her.
33:20Yes, sir.
33:21Yeah.
33:25It's got a good one.
33:37I'm crazy.
33:38I'm crazy.
33:43You should want to get to morphin.
33:54Oh, stop.
34:02Okay, sorry.
34:05You should have to get more.
34:06There's nothing in here.
34:36Tell me, what you got?
34:53I couldn't finish the job, ma'am. I'm sorry.
34:56He had some goon there. He came out of nowhere.
34:59What?
35:02They've seen my face. I gotta have to lay low for a while.
35:06You idiot! I told you to do one thing! Get out!
35:11I clearly have to do everything on my own!
35:13You should've saw a big guy who was.
35:15You idiot.
35:22Hey, sexy.
35:24Hey.
35:25What is it? What's wrong?
35:27Okay. I have to show you something.
35:32You can't laugh, okay?
35:34What? Of course.
35:37Anything for you, Boopy.
35:42What?
35:44Cher, they're actually amazing.
35:47So you'll pitch it?
35:48Of course.
35:49Yeah.
35:50Yeah, it will.
35:51Thank you, Boopy.
35:53Wow, incredible.
35:57Incredible.
36:27Boopy.
36:28Mama's in the mood.
36:29Boopy.
36:30Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:34Boopy.
36:35Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:40Boopy.
36:41Boopy.
36:46Hep!
36:48No, wait.
36:52No, wait.
36:55Dillon.
36:56I'm waiting.
36:58Dillon.
36:59No, wait.
37:22George, please call me.
37:25I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:29George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
37:47Benji misses you.
37:50I miss you.
37:52Call me.
37:59Fine.
38:12Around seven o'clock.
38:14This better be important.
38:16Listen, I really need to talk with you.
38:24Can we get a coffee?
38:26Just a coffee.
38:29Okay.
38:30Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
38:33See you then.
38:40Hey, Dino.
38:42Yes, boss.
38:43Hey, can you do me a solid?
38:45Can you follow Delilah?
38:47She's been acting a little strange.
38:48I kind of want to just know what's up.
38:50Consider it done.
38:56So what is this about?
39:00Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
39:02No.
39:07I've been thinking about us.
39:09Us.
39:12There is no us.
39:13But there is.
39:14There could be.
39:16When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
39:24We're a family.
39:26We're the perfect family.
39:28You've got to be kidding me.
39:33How dare you?
39:40How dare you?
39:42Sharon, boopee!
39:44This was not my idea.
39:46You're lying.
39:47You're trying to steal my man.
39:49I already told you.
39:50He's mine, you slut.
39:52Tell her.
39:53This was your idea.
39:54He wants us to get back together.
39:56Oh.
39:57I don't know what you're talking about.
40:00Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
40:01She said it was an emergency.
40:03Something about Benji.
40:04You coward.
40:07She grabbed my hand.
40:08She was begging me.
40:09It was pathetic.
40:11Okay.
40:20Take that, you slut!
40:23I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
40:25You're a worm.
40:28And you're fucking crazy.
40:31And this man does not pay his child support.
40:35Okay.
40:36Okay.
40:40Boopee.
40:41Don't even start.
40:42What the hell is this?
40:43You're embarrassing me.
40:44It's disgusting.
40:45Let's go.
40:46Let's go.
40:47Come on.
40:54Hey.
40:57Hey.
40:58Thank you for meeting with me.
41:00I'm happy to see you.
41:04Yeah.
41:05What do you want, Delilah?
41:06I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week and what you said.
41:19Look, I was wrong.
41:21I...
41:22What I said was wrong and I made a mistake.
41:26And I was confused.
41:28What do you mean you were confused?
41:29How was dinner last night?
41:32With Andy.
41:35What?
41:36I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:39How do you know about that?
41:40Ah.
41:42So you did have dinner with him.
41:44And you held hands.
41:46How romantic.
41:48Oh my God.
41:49Did you have me followed?
41:50You're not even denying it.
41:53God.
41:54I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
41:58Yeah.
42:00And then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
42:04Right.
42:05Yeah, right.
42:06And then I went home and I did some soul searching and I realized that I have feelings
42:09for you.
42:12But now I realize I was wrong.
42:14You're just an asshole.
42:18And you're just a lonely woman.
42:21Who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
42:25God.
42:30I hope I never have to see you again.
42:35Christ.
42:39Mom?
42:40Yeah, hon.
42:41Can I ask you a personal question?
42:42Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
42:43Where's George?
42:45George.
42:46You heard me.
42:47Where's George?
42:48Um.
42:49Um.
42:50Did he have a fight?
42:51Well.
42:52Did he break up?
42:54Did he break up?
42:55Um.
42:56Sometimes grown ups, they...
42:57They have to make decisions.
42:58Well.
42:59It's okay.
43:00You're broke up.
43:01I'm sorry.
43:02I'm sorry.
43:03I'm sorry.
43:04But I'm sorry.
43:05I'm sorry.
43:06I'm sorry.
43:07I'm sorry.
43:08I'm sorry.
43:09I'm sorry.
43:10I'm sorry.
43:11I'm sorry.
43:12чем.
43:13Why don't you pray?
43:16Um?
43:17Uh,��iques.
43:18Uh...
43:19Uh, sometimes grown ups, they...
43:21They have to make decisions.
43:22Well, it's okay.
43:23You broke up.
43:24Don't worry about it.
43:25I'm used to it.
43:27I'm used to it.
43:29I'm sorry, Benji.
43:32I really am.
43:47What was in your car, George?
43:49Thank you for meeting with me.
43:58Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
44:01Um, are you here alone?
44:03Yeah, it's Nagar.
44:04Mom's a rocker.
44:05Roland fell asleep on the couch.
44:07He does it every time.
44:08Don't tell Mom.
44:10Okay.
44:11I want to talk about Mom.
44:14Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
44:18Your mom was being super sad.
44:21And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:23You know she loves you, right?
44:26Wait, what?
44:27I can tell.
44:30Benji, it's not what you think. Look...
44:34Your mom hired me to...
44:35I know you've been pretending.
44:37What?
44:38I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
44:40so Mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:44Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:46But...
44:47I love her too.
44:48But there's...
44:49So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans
44:50and please get back together.
44:53Deal.
44:57Deal.
45:01Delilah!
45:02Delilah!
45:03What?
45:04What?
45:05A friend of a friend of an ex
45:06had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show
45:09and I couldn't use them and gave them to me!
45:13What?
45:14Wait, that is like huge.
45:16Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
45:19Why you?
45:20Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
45:23And...
45:24Guilt...
45:25Baby, guilt.
45:28And guess who's going to be my date?
45:29Who?
45:30You silly!
45:31What?
45:32Yeah!
45:38Wait, those are my designs.
45:41What?
45:42Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:43You see?
45:45Oh my God, they do!
45:48We have to go.
45:49We have to go.
46:10Boopy, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
46:13Ooh, I agree, Boopy.
46:16There they are.
46:20Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show,
46:24we have a very special treat.
46:26Today, after years of secrecy,
46:28Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner,
46:33founder, and primary designer.
46:36Oh my God.
46:38We're fucked.
46:41Oh my God.
46:42Ladies and gentlemen,
46:43please put your hands together for none other than...
46:47Justin Fitzgerald!
46:58Isn't that...
46:59Yes.
47:03George.
47:09Did you know about that?
47:10Yeah.
47:11He gave me the tickets.
47:12But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:15Did you know about that?
47:16Yeah.
47:17He gave me the tickets.
47:18But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:20Not a secret, Milo.
47:21A surprise.
47:22Benji.
47:23Yeah.
47:24Yeah.
47:25He killed Benji.
47:26Wow.
47:27I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:31You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
47:34Oh my God.
47:35Oh my God.
47:36Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:42And the truth is...
47:45I've fallen deeply in love.
47:48With Delilah James.
47:49The greatest and latest design discovery.
47:54And the love of my life.
47:57Holy fuck.
47:59Damn it.
48:00This isn't fair.
48:02So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
48:10I love Delilah.
48:35Disgusting.
48:40Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say.
48:51And it is very important.
48:59Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say.
49:04And it is very important.
49:07Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
49:11Oh, really?
49:13Oh.
49:14Really?
49:15Oh.
49:35Delilah.
49:36Will you please do me the honor.
49:38And be my wife.
49:41Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:56Yes.
49:57What?
50:00Yes.
50:01You will?
50:02I will.
50:03You will.
50:11The clothing was disgusting.
50:20Terrible.
50:20Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:25Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:28No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:31No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:33Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:34I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:44Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
50:47But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth, and your joy.
50:56Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
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