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00:00Oh my God, don't jump!
00:04Hey, Chelsea.
00:08It's your lucky day,
00:12considering. You're my annual birthday save.
00:15Don't come any closer.
00:16Life is a precious gift to throw yours away.
00:19It'd be a real slap in the Lord's face, don't you think?
00:22You don't want to go to hell for all eternity, do you?
00:25I'm Jewish.
00:30All right, well, regardless, just step back from the ledge, please.
00:34Yeah, that's good. Just don't be afraid of the Zoom.
00:37You're not Roger Dequez.
00:38Mike, frame up. He could be flying down any second.
00:45Oh, fuck.
00:47Come on, look. I'm here now.
00:49If you jump, I'm just gonna fly down and save you anyway.
00:51It's all futile and...
01:00She wouldn't... It's my...
01:07It's my birthday.
01:10She...
01:12You probably don't know this because, you know, Jew...
01:13Jesus wasn't born on the 25th of December.
01:27That was piggybacked off a pagan festival, and guess what?
01:28Today's not my birthday either.
01:29Nope.
01:30Don't know when it is, but sure as hell ain't today.
01:34This was just chosen for me by a marketing department.
01:37I mean, I can't even have a birthday at all. I wasn't born.
01:41It was just poured out of a marketing department.
01:43I mean, I can't even have a birthday at all. I wasn't born.
01:47It was just poured out of a fucking test tube. Immaculate conception.
01:54I know exactly how he must have felt. Jesus.
02:00You give...
02:02You give...
02:04You give...
02:05You give...
02:07You give...
02:08You give...
02:09You give...
02:10You give...
02:11You give...
02:12You give...
02:13You give...
02:14You give...
02:16You...
02:17You...
02:18You...
02:19You...
02:20You give your whole fucking life.
02:22And what happens?
02:23People just tear you down.
02:26Why do people destroy their gods?
02:29How...
02:30How is it fair that you get saved while a beautiful, perfect god gets killed?
02:43You know what, Chelsea?
02:45I think you should jump.
02:49I...
02:50I don't think I want to.
02:52You don't want to?
02:53Why don't you show a little follow-through, Chelsea?
02:55Jump.
02:56Please. I...
02:57I just want to get down.
02:58I'm not suggesting anymore.
03:00Jump.
03:02No.
03:03Oh, please.
03:04Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god.
03:06Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. The only man in the sky... is me.
03:17What the fuck did she bite off her own tongue?
03:20Stormed a million-dollar babied herself.
03:22It was horrible.
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