00:09I was just cleaning up before I was gonna call the police.
00:14Why do you have that?
00:16You got a message from somebody named Amber about a date?
00:22Who is that?
00:23Yeah.
00:25Yeah, I think Brad is cheating on me.
00:28I've been meaning to tell you this is his burner phone.
00:31Kelly, I know you and Brad are on a break.
00:33Yeah, but it's okay.
00:34It's just like a temporary thing, so it's okay.
00:37Look.
00:38Look what I found, Eva.
00:40Pharaoh Caldez.
00:41In his closet.
00:42Size 10.
00:45Well, that's really weird because I didn't see those upstairs earlier.
00:49And look.
00:51Shoes.
00:54I found these in his closet, too.
00:56And I bet there's more where they came from, Eva.
00:58We did it.
01:00We killed the Swybright killer.
01:03Look, technically, you killed him when you pulled the knife out, but we did it.
01:08Kelly, how do you know about the heels?
01:10The police haven't told anyone about the heels.
01:13You don't believe me?
01:16Are you calling me a liar?
01:17Kelly, what are you doing?
01:25Oh, my God.
01:25What have you done?
01:27What have I done?
01:29What have I done?
01:30I have saved a bunch of marriages.
01:34What?
01:35I had a feeling that something was off with Brad, so I went through his phone, and I found out that he was meeting someone.
01:40I found out where she lived.
01:42And I followed her home, and then I watched them.
01:47Together, that lecherous trash was trying to steal my husband.
01:53But I had a pair of Brad's shoes with me, just in case that something happened.
01:58That sounds premeditated.
02:00No.
02:01Okay.
02:02No, it wasn't.
02:03I did not want to leave any footprints in case something happened.
02:07In case?
02:07And then something did happen?
02:09Yes!
02:10Yes, and she deserved it!
02:12Oh, my God.
02:13And then Brad, he would pay for what he did to me.
02:17I know that serial killers sometimes like to take trophies, so I took one of her shoes, and I was going to plant it in his stupid fucking bachelor pad.
02:26And then I had this incredible idea that I could save so many people from this pain.
02:34I would find these women on these cheating messaging boards, and then I would catfish them, pretending to be different married men.
02:43And then I got so good that I could just identify them based on the shoes.
02:47Do you know who wears stilettos?
02:49Eva Homewrecker.
02:51Have you thought that maybe you were killing the wrong people?
02:54Men cheat too, Kelly?
02:55What the fuck?
02:55Exactly!
02:56And I was going to frame Brad for all of the murders, but then Eva, he called me, and he told me that he missed me, and he regretted all of it, and then I didn't know what to do.
03:05And then look, look who fell into my lap, Eva.
03:09Kyle.
03:10Eva, Eva, I saved you.
03:12No, no, Kelly, no.
03:14No, it's all perfect.
03:16Now, don't you see?
03:18Everybody is going to think that Kyle is swipe right, I'm going to burn the rest of the shoes, Brad is going to come back home to me, and then it's all...
03:26It's all going to go back to the way that it was.
03:29The way that it was?
03:30You're fucking insane.
03:33Eva, I didn't have to be this way.
03:34No!
03:35No!
03:36No!
03:37We could have been best friends forever!
03:40I wanted to be the maid of honor at your wedding!
03:44Your wedding sucked!
03:46He looked like shit in that hideous dress!
03:50And your spray tan was streaky!
03:52Ah!
04:00Fucking kidney!
04:10I wanted to be the maid of honor at your wedding!
04:12I wanted to be the maid of honor at your wedding!
04:13I wanted to be the maid of honor at your wedding!
04:14I wanted to be the maid of honor at your wedding!
04:15I wanted to be the maid of honor at your wedding!
04:16I wanted to be the maid of honor at your wedding!
04:17I wanted to be the maid of honor at your wedding!
04:18I wanted to be the maid of honor at your wedding!
04:19I wanted to be the maid of honor at your wedding!
04:20I wanted to be the maid of honor at your wedding!
04:21I wanted to be the maid of honor at your wedding!
04:22I wanted to be the maid of honor at your wedding!
04:23I wanted to be the maid of honor at your wedding!
04:24I wanted to be the maid of honor at your wedding!
04:25I wanted to be the maid of honor at your wedding!
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