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00:00What is it with this place? It's like living inside an easy-bake oven.

00:04I mean, look out that window. It's like a soulless, radioactive, Georgia O'Keeffe hellscape out there,

00:11crawling with coral steaks and scorpions.

00:14You ever see the movie The Hills Have Eyes? It's a documentary.

00:18God forbid your car breaks down, you have to walk ten steps,

00:21you got a melanoma the size of a pineapple where your head used to be.

00:25So you ask why? Why? If that's how I feel, why do I live here?

00:31Why?

00:33Excuse me? Are you going to read that number?

00:37Yeah, I'm going to read your number.

00:40That's another bee!

00:43That's another friggin' bee!

00:45Of course! Why not? Why not?

00:51And the next number...

00:55Quick question. Who here knows what a Chicago sunroof is?

01:04Anybody? You, sir? No?

01:07Okay. True story.

01:10Back home, there was this guy named Chet.

01:13Now, Chet was a real asshole.

01:16He might have owed me some money.

01:18He might have slept with my wife

01:20before she became my ex-wife.

01:23The details don't matter.

01:25Suffice it to say, I was wronged.

01:29Alright, so one summer evening,

01:32I was out having a few drinks,

01:33one or two, maybe three.

01:35You get the picture.

01:37And who do I see?

01:39Chet!

01:40He drove up and he double-parked

01:43outside of Dairy Queen

01:44and went in to get some soft serve.

01:46Now, Chet drove...

01:47And this will give you an idea

01:48of exactly what kind of a douchebag

01:50this guy was.

01:51Drove a white, pearlescent BMW 7 Series

01:55with a white leather interior.

01:58So I saw that thing

01:59and I'd had a few, like I said.

02:03And I climbed up top

02:06and I may have

02:08defecated

02:12through the sunroof.

02:24How am I finding a sour?

02:26I'll grant you that.

02:28But,

02:29that's what a Chicago sunroof is.

02:31Now you know.

02:33It's a real thing.

02:34I didn't make it up.

02:36Not the first person to do it.

02:38There's a name for it.

02:42Guy wanted some soft serve.

02:43I gave him some soft serve.

02:46I did not know

02:47that his children

02:49were in the back seat.

02:51There was a level of tint

02:52on the windows

02:53that I'll maintain to this day

02:55was not legal

02:56in an Illinois licensed vehicle.

02:59But somehow,

03:00that's on me, I guess.

03:04Who leaves two Cub Scouts

03:06in a double parked car

03:08with the engine running?

03:10Come on.

03:12Now, Chet was connected, see.

03:15Like Cicero connected.

03:18So usually I'd be looking at

03:19malicious mischief,

03:21public intoxication,

03:22disorderly conduct.

03:23Maybe.

03:24But he's got the DA saying

03:26indecent exposure.

03:29Calling me a sex offender.

03:30What?

03:31One little Chicago sunroof

03:33and suddenly

03:34I'm Charles Manson?

03:36And that's where it all

03:38went off the rails?

03:39I've been paying for it

03:41ever since.

03:42That's why I'm here!

03:43I don't...

03:50You know what?

03:57Any of the stuff you want,

03:59come get it.

04:01Kitty cat notebooks

04:02for everybody.

04:14You know who can't

04:14contact?

04:14You need to get to it?

04:15No.

04:18You know who you are?

04:26Oh...

04:29You know who has

04:30another text?

04:31You know who you are?

04:32Good home.

04:33Now...

04:33Say goodbye to my attention.

04:35Say goodbye to the camera...

04:35Come after.

04:36Well, this is this

04:37gameline,

04:37you know who you can

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