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00:00Kyle is the one you should be giving a real shot, you know, like he is marriage material.
00:04And Mitch is fuck material.
00:06Wait, does that make Norman kill material?
00:09Oh my god, you're gonna fuck Mary Kill.
00:11Hey, hey, hey, everybody, she isn't a fuck Mary Kill right now.
00:14It's true, I am.
00:15Wow, this is actually the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me.
00:17Okay, let me think.
00:18Um, okay, if that's the case, I'm gonna kill Kyle.
00:20I'm gonna fuck Norman.
00:22And I'm gonna marry Mitch.
00:23No, no, you have to kill Norman before he kills you.
00:26His goal in life is to play with dead bodies.
00:28He's not gonna play with dead bodies, you perv.
00:31You don't know that.
00:32Am I missing something here?
00:34Oh, has she not told you about his passion for forensics?
00:37It's a great job.
00:38Okay, okay, wait.
00:40Wild pitch.
00:41Okay.
00:41You fuck the vet, you kill Mitch.
00:43Who doesn't have fingerprints, by the way.
00:45Exactly.
00:46And you definitely marry Mr. Security.
00:48Smart.
00:49I like that.
00:50Cheers.
00:50Oh my god.
00:52What?
00:52There's been another murder.
00:53What?
00:54No.
00:54Are you serious?
00:55Oh, I am on it.
00:56I am so on it.
00:58Okay, female, 31, brunette, body found at her east side apartment.
01:04Wait, that's right near where you live, Eva.
01:05Okay, a partial shoe print was left in blood.
01:09Police have determined that it was a Faro Calde sneaker, size 10.
01:16What shoe size does Mitch wear?
01:17I don't know, but it's probably huge.
01:19What size does Norman wear?
01:21That's the real question.
01:22I do not know, because I'm not just asking people their shoe sizes when they walk through
01:26my front door.
01:26Yeah, okay.
01:28I know that, like, you guys are all kind of joking about this, and I'm cool.
01:32I can be very cool.
01:32I'm so cool about this, but actually, I'm very serious, because any of these guys could
01:37legit be swiped right and kill you.
01:39Okay, I get it.
01:40It sucks that my whole taking charge of my life thing has overlapped with a crime spree.
01:44So, here's the compromise.
01:47I'm good where I'm at, so I will delete the apps.
01:50Yes.
01:50And I will see Kyle again.
01:52And I will possibly fuck Mitch again.
01:55Probably tonight.
01:56Yes!
01:57A few times.
01:57Ooh, put it there.
01:59Too many times.
02:00And I'm gonna keep the date with Norman.
02:01That's my girl.
02:02But to ease all of your minds, I'm going to prove to all of you, especially you, that
02:09none of them are the serial killer.
02:11How?
02:12Oh, we are gonna Cinderella this bitch.
02:16It's shoe time.
02:17Ooh, if the feral call days don't fit, you must acquit.
02:21That is correct.
02:22That is correct.
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