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00:00New vlog, we're going on vacation to the beach.
00:03I just want to tan and chill all day.
00:06Yeah, as long as the plane actually makes it there.
00:12Sir, you're carrying some very unusual items.
00:15What? They're just my little buddies.
00:18We're going to swim together at the beach.
00:20So, apparently Mystery didn't want to wait for vacation mode.
00:23He found the airport treadmill and decided it's the perfect place for a nap.
00:26Honestly, I give up.
00:27A few moments later...
00:29So, the limit's 23 kilos and he's out here with 45.
00:32Bro, pack like he's training for the Olympics.
00:34Hey, you never know when you'll need to work out.
00:36What if the hotel doesn't have a gym?
00:37We just walked into Duty Free and this is what's happening.
00:41I'm not flying with him.
00:43He smells like a walking wet wipe.
00:45Somebody stop him before he fumigates the whole airport.
00:48We're heading to the plane now.
00:50And Romance still refuses to eat his $19 donut.
00:54It's too fancy to bite.
00:56He says eating it would be financial pain.
00:58Alright guys, we're taking off.
01:00I'm sitting next to Rumi and a very positive guy here though.
01:02It's a little tight.
01:04Don't film me.
01:05Sure thing, bro. Totally not filming.
01:07Alright guys, so I'm about to do my business, but like...
01:10Have you ever thought about what actually happens after you flush on a plane?
01:14I really hope nobody's walking under us right now.
01:17Otherwise, someone's about to get a free sky shower.
01:21AB's not exactly happy with the in-flight menu.
01:23What is this?
01:25I need protein, not sadness on a tray.
01:28Sir, the bread rolls have carbs.
01:30That's kind of like protein, right?
01:32No!
01:34So guys, we got bored, so we decided to visit the pilot.
01:41You know, just to see how the plane thingy works.
01:43Out! Both of you! This isn't a playground.
01:45You're distracting me. You should take a break. I can fly this thing.
01:50What? Absolutely not.
01:53Put them behind the wheel? What do you think?
01:57A few moments later...
01:59Guys, the pilot kindly let us fly the plane though.
02:03I think he regrets that decision already.
02:05I'll hold Mystery's hair so he can actually see something.
02:08Alright, Maestri. Try pulling that lever.
02:10This one?
02:11Yes, bro. Let's go.
02:12Getting ready for the beach, guys.
02:14Mask on. Mood set.
02:16I'm already in the ocean.
02:18Cool. Can you stay there and not come back?
02:21I wanted to sit next to Zoe, not a shark clown.
02:28Guys, quick update.
02:30We're shaking like a blender, but I'm still vlogging because content never dies.
02:34Unlike possibly us.
02:36One hour later...
02:37So, we had a soft landing.
02:39Yeah. Turns out I'm a great pilot.
02:42Right? The important thing is that everyone's safe and sound.
02:46Wait. Where are the other 50 passengers?
02:48Oh. They just went for a quick swim.
02:51Totally fine. Probably.
02:54Romance. Could you please explain to the viewers what this is?
02:57This is survival fashion.
02:58Coconut armor. Leaf design.
03:00Call me Tarzan Deluxe.
03:02I'm strong, fearless. A warrior of the jungle.
03:05A few moments later...
03:06Go away, monkey!
03:09Baby, what the heck are you doing?
03:21I'm applying my survival skills.
03:24This is just the beginning.
03:25In one hour, I'll build a huge chip mansion where we can all live.
03:29One hour later...
03:31No! No! My mansion!
03:34It was perfect!
03:38Rumi, I don't think the locals are very friendly.
03:41They look kind of hungry.
03:43Relax, Zoe.
03:44It's all under control.
03:46Mystery hasn't moved for two hours.
03:48I think he's waiting for someone to bring him a smoothie.
03:52Mm-hmm.
03:53Mango with extra ice, please.
03:55Why are you always lying down?
03:58First at the airport, now on a broken airplane wing.
04:01What's next?
04:02A nap on a volcano?
04:04Depends if it has a nice view.
04:08I accidentally fell into my own trap.
04:12Well, at least it works.
04:15Yeah.
04:16Too bad the monkey stole my spear.
04:18Nice!
04:20You just armed the enemy.
04:24These kind people made a huge fire for us so we can stay warm.
04:28That's so thoughtful!
04:29Yeah, though it's already pretty hot.
04:31Ice would have been better.
04:33Should the girls stay here?
04:37A few moments later...
04:39Okay, maybe the fire wasn't for us.
04:42Next time we bring marshmallows, not ourselves.
04:45Everyone's trying to survive, and this guy's just eating chips like it's a spa day.
04:51Calm down, Abby.
04:53Breathe.
04:54Relax.
04:55Have some chips.
04:56Unless you are afraid of a little fat.
05:02Oh, no!
05:06Since Romance turned out to be a terrible hunter, he's now officially vegan.
05:12Bananas and coconuts only.
05:14Yeah, well, turns out coconuts don't run away, so I'm sticking with those.
05:20Great strategy.
05:22Maybe next you can open a salad bar.
05:25Oh, come on!
05:25Not again!
05:30Come back!
05:31Come back!
05:34In front of you, the desperate faces of two island survivors.
05:39That's the third one today.
05:41Maybe if someone screamed louder, they'd have noticed us.
05:43Oh, yeah.
05:45What do you want me to do?
05:47Become a loudspeaker?
05:49Might help.
05:50So, Genius Baby spent the whole night working on our survival plan, and his big idea is
05:56to just swim into the ocean.
05:57Simple plans are the best plans.
06:00It's called efficiency.
06:02Abby, what the heck?
06:04You ate my half of the pineapple.
06:06I'm hungry.
06:07I need calories.
06:09This half of the beach is mine now.
06:10Fine, then.
06:11This half is mine.
06:12Don't cross the line.
06:14Hurry!
06:15Separate them!
06:23We actually did it.
06:25We built a real raft.
06:26Yep.
06:27Hours of hard work, sweat, and at least three splinters.
06:30But it was worth it.
06:32We can finally leave this island.
06:34A few moments later...
06:36There was this big wooden thing lying around, so I made the biggest bonfire on the beach.
06:41That wooden thing was our raft, you idiot!
06:43We spent the whole day building it!
06:46Oh, well, at least you don't have to rebuild it now.
06:49Saved you some time.
06:51Tomorrow.
06:52You know, sometimes I really wonder if you have a brain under that hair.
06:56Of course I do.
06:57It's just well hydrated.
07:00Yeah, with coconut water, apparently.
07:03There we go!
07:04There we go!
07:06Finally, civilization.
07:08No more sand in my shoes or my food.
07:11Yes, a real toilet.
07:13I was this close to digging a personal one.
07:16I don't care who owns it.
07:17If they've got air conditioning and snacks, I'm moving in.
07:21A few moments later...
07:23And here's our savior, Bobby.
07:25I didn't even know he owned a yacht.
07:27Guess he made some good money off our concerts.
07:30Yeah, that's why I came back for you guys.
07:32You're valuable business assets.
07:35Kidding.
07:36What the hell, Bobby?
07:38Everyone decided to get a little tan today.
07:40Yeah, and looks like romance is already halfway to becoming a tomato.
07:45Another five minutes and someone's going overboard.
07:48Guess who?
07:49A few moments later...
07:50I can't take this anymore.
07:52Wait!
07:53Oh!
07:56Wait!
07:57Come back!
07:58Mystery!
07:59Look what I found!
08:00Popcorn!
08:02Hmm.
08:02Finally, some real food!
08:05You sure you know how to use a microwave?
08:07Of course.
08:08I'm not an idiot.
08:09We don't have a vacuum cleaner on this yacht.
08:20So, Abby became one.
08:25Relax, Bobby.
08:26How hard can it be?
08:28It's just like driving a car on water.
08:30That's exactly what worries me.
08:32Come on, man.
08:33Let the captain of destiny take the wheel.
08:35You're not the captain of destiny.
08:38You're the captain of disaster.
08:39No, I've got it.
08:41Let go, you fool.
08:50Tomorrow.
08:51Well, boys?
08:52Had fun playing who's the better captain?
08:55Bobby, I don't think you'll be buying a new yacht anytime soon.
08:58Thanks for saving us, Celine.
09:04Yeah.
09:05This vacation's going to stay with us forever.
09:07Wait.
09:08Where are all the guys?
09:10Did you watch that episode?
09:12Something crazy happened.
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