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00:00Hey Rose
00:02Yeah?
00:03I have this friend
00:05I'm going to stop you right there
00:07Because you're doing that thing where you say it's your friend's question
00:10When really it's yours
00:11I'm not
00:13Okay
00:14What is this question your totally real friend wants to ask?
00:18Well, my real friend wants to know
00:21What age is a good age for a baby to get tattooed?
00:25What?
00:26What did you do?
00:28Nothing I told you it was my friend
00:32You're lucky Paul
00:34Don't you ever ever ask me again about baby tattoos
00:37So I should tell my friend he should wait till his baby's 18 then
00:41Get out
00:48Rose said it's not a good idea to get your baby tatted up till he's at least 18 years old
00:54I wish she would have told me that sooner
00:57Jesus Christ
01:01Maybe put some ice on that
01:03Yes I can love you baby
01:07All night long
01:09This is laughing stick in the morning
01:15Band counselor Rose is putting together a team of volunteers to represent Grouse Lake at the annual indigenous firefighter games
01:23Mmm
01:25I saw a few of them earlier
01:26And we're gonna need a team of firefighters to put out these firefighters cause they're smoking
01:32Mmm
01:33While I cool off
01:35Here's carrying the crotch crickets with the march of the horn balls
01:40Congratulations
01:42Congratulations
01:43You are all here because you were hand selected by me
01:46You are the strongest, bravest, fiercest, most physically gifted specimens that Grouse Lake has to offer
01:55Oh, Rose, I'm so sorry I'm late
01:58I tried to catch a ride from you this morning, but you drove off so fast
02:01What are you doing here?
02:03What do you mean?
02:04Hm, I'm on the team
02:06Speaking of, I didn't know about this little early morning meeting
02:10Can we talk over, over here?
02:12Yeah, yeah
02:13We probably don't wanna announce that I'm team captain in front of these guys
02:18Okay, how do I say this?
02:20Just tell them that they're all good firefighters, but your bib is the best
02:25You know what? I should tell them
02:27Shows good leadership
02:28No
02:29No
02:30Alright everybody, let's huddle in
02:33Or you guys can just stand there
02:35Basically, what Rose is afraid to tell you because of nepotism
02:39Is that I'm team captain
02:41I thought I was team captain
02:43Babe, what are we gonna do if he has to fight a fire?
02:46He's gonna tell it to lose weight or his knees will buckle
02:49This can't be your guy
02:53Four seconds left, no timeouts, Jordan's got the flu
02:56Oh, game over
02:58No way, you totally fouled me
03:00As if
03:02Okay, my turn
03:04If I make this shot
03:06We live happily ever after
03:08Oh yeah?
03:09Well, what if you miss?
03:11We live happily ever after
03:13I like those odds
03:15We should clean this up
03:20Why?
03:21I don't know where they are for later
03:22Oh crap, what time is it?
03:24Time for more cheese ball ball?
03:26I was supposed to go live
03:28Stupid cheese ball ball
03:30Oh, um, babe, you're in the shot
03:35Oh, um, babe, you're in the shot
03:37Well, where am I supposed to go?
03:39Just to the left
03:41Here?
03:43Here?
03:44Hey, whisper heads
03:45Sorry, I'm a little late today
03:46I got caught up playing cheese ball ball
03:48Sorry, babe, uh, chat says that you're still in the shot
03:50Chat says much better
03:51Oh, fuck off
03:55Good morning, lips
03:56Or sing as you speak pig
03:57Oh, no, Auntie
03:58I'm here to see
04:20O sea, como se habla, Pig.
04:22No, no, Auntie.
04:24I'm here to see Chief Didi.
04:25Oh, tough luck making bits.
04:26She's in a meeting.
04:27Well, when you see her,
04:30give her these.
04:42What the fuck's all this then?
04:45I ruined Leon's community garden,
04:47and I need to be reprimanded.
04:48She stomped on a few plants
04:50and phoned in a false bomb threat.
04:52That's light work.
04:54I crossed the line, Hilda.
04:55I know prison guards more crooked than you.
04:59Whoa.
05:00That's loaded with fresh copper tops.
05:05I'm suspending myself.
05:07Indefinitely.
05:08Holy.
05:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:14What's up?
05:16Babe.
05:16What's up?
05:17Are you okay?
05:17Yeah, I'm just doing my vocal warm-ups.
05:19Oh, man.
05:20You know, you're pretty loud for someone who whispers for a living.
05:24Thanks.
05:25So, do these yellings happen, like, all the time,
05:28or does that, like, cover it for the year?
05:30Like, a couple times a day.
05:31Depending.
05:32Depending on what, if you're trying to break glass?
05:35Well, I can do it somewhere else if it's a problem.
05:38But, uh, speaking of problems, could you, uh, clean up your mess?
05:43Mess?
05:45That's my floor drug.
05:46This is where I keep everything.
05:48Look, look.
05:49Where's that cheese ball from earlier?
05:51Right where I left it.
05:58Hmm.
05:59This is a redhead.
06:03Literal ick.
06:04So, the key to any good fire department is a good firefighter calendar.
06:13And here to take the photo is Roger,
06:16who claims to be a professional photographer all of a sudden.
06:20All proceeds go towards travel expenses for your trip to Winnipeg.
06:24Okay, everyone, take your shirts off,
06:28and then I'll get started oiling you up.
06:31Oof.
06:32Uh, Roger?
06:33Huh?
06:34Professionalism?
06:35Oh, right.
06:37Everybody take their shirts off, except Paul.
06:41Actually, maybe layer up.
06:43You're kind of killing the vibe.
06:45Everybody keep their shirts on.
06:48I can't believe I just said that.
06:51Okay.
06:52Gather around.
06:54Paul, could you step a little to the right?
07:02About here.
07:03Maybe just a little more.
07:07Little more?
07:10Little more.
07:11Little more.
07:16Say cheese.
07:17Hey, look.
07:28A piggy in a blanket.
07:32Jeez, lips.
07:34It stinks like solitary confinement in here.
07:37Here.
07:39It's a recipe I got from Stoney.
07:41Careful.
07:42There's a hacksaw blade in there.
07:44Bad boys don't deserve fresh bread.
07:47Come on, lips.
07:49It's no fun with you moping around.
07:52Arrest me, would you?
07:53No, I just broke into your house.
07:59Without the law, who am I?
08:04We're like Batman and the Joker.
08:09Bye, Nen.
08:10Man, we keep getting third-partied by these sweaty scrubs.
08:18Just do quick play.
08:20No roll cue.
08:22Hey, guys.
08:23Could you save the game and do another sesh tomorrow?
08:27After all, it is like 9 p.m.
08:29Didn't know we were in an elder's lodge.
08:31Holy, your old lady's just a real old lady.
08:38Uh, uh...
08:39Hey, guys, let's pack this up.
08:50Thanks for defending me.
08:52I was gonna say something, but then they just took off.
08:55You know what?
08:59I'm gonna track them down at one of their houses
09:02and give them peace of my mind.
09:05And, um...
09:07It might take a while, so...
09:10Don't wait up.
09:12I'm just...
09:12I'm just so mad right now.
09:17Babe!
09:18Shush!
09:19I just got PJ to sleep.
09:21What was with all that backing out of the picture stuff?
09:24I'm starting to think that you
09:26don't want me on the team anymore.
09:28No, that's not true.
09:31I can handle it.
09:32Being a father has put everything into perspective.
09:36I'm way more mature now.
09:39Okay, then.
09:40You're not on the firefighting team.
09:43What the fuck?
09:44PJ, wake up.
09:45You gotta hear what your mom just said to me.
09:47Just got him to sleep.
09:48Well, you should have thought of that
09:50before you broke both our hearts.
09:51I can't just pick my own boyfriend.
09:55It looks bad.
09:56Oh, you hear that, PJ?
09:57I'm off the team because it looks bad.
10:04Nice going.
10:05Now I got two crying babies.
10:08Don't...
10:08Where are you going, new fish?
10:21I'm here to see Counselor Rose.
10:24Rose, you got a visitor.
10:26Conjugal visit, hey?
10:29Babe, is that you?
10:31Who is this babe you speak of?
10:34I am a concerned citizen
10:36and I'm here to make an official complaint
10:39to Chief and Counsel.
10:40Is this about the firefighting team?
10:42Because that wasn't personal.
10:44Oh, yeah?
10:45Yeah, you're just terribly out of shape.
10:48That sounds personal.
10:49Okay, then.
10:50You're amazingly out of shape.
10:52That sounds very personal.
10:54Look, Paul, I really, really want to win.
10:57And these guys are our best shot.
10:59We'll see about that.
11:00Because I'm going to go and find my own team.
11:02And then later today, we'll face off.
11:05And then the winner's team gets to go
11:07to the most wonderful place in the world.
11:10Winnipeg.
11:11All right.
11:12Bring it on.
11:13Oh, it's on.
11:16Oh, babe, don't forget,
11:17later today for lunch,
11:18Stephen Harper made the most amazing stew.
11:21Hey, hey, hey.
11:23Concerned citizens get handshakes.
11:25Mm.
11:27Ah, psych!
11:28Ah!
11:28Ah!
11:28Ah!
11:29Ah!
11:29Ah!
11:29Ah!
11:29Ah!
11:29Ah!
11:29Ah!
11:29Ah!
11:29Ah!
11:29Ah!
11:29Ah!
11:29Ah!
11:30Ah!
11:30Ah!
11:31Ah!
11:31Ah!
11:32Ah!
11:32Ah!
11:34Hey, so I was going to go to Yemen's later.
11:37They're doing 20% off used hams.
11:39You want one?
11:43You want to watch a movie later?
11:45Crave has this documentary on the rise and fall of canned ham.
11:50Nothing?
11:51Those are some pretty good ham jokes.
11:53Are you giving me the silent treatment?
12:02Are you giving me the silent treatment?
12:07Right, fine then.
12:08Two can play the silent game.
12:11Right.
12:11Son?
12:11Son, no talking, no talking, no sounds, no nothing.
12:12Son, no talking, no sounds, no nothing.
12:16Welcome to the warm-up event for the Indigenous Firefighter Games.
12:21And if you're like me, you got here incredibly early to watch.
12:26In a surprise twist, Paul put together a team of his own, and the demonstration is actually
12:32a competition.
12:34You're playing with fire, Paul.
12:35Yeah, that's the plan.
12:38Oh, I'm also going to need to ride home later, baby.
12:40Yeah, of course.
12:41Thanks, babe.
12:41Let the games begin.
13:11Chickadee, you there?
13:26Chickadee, it's Cuckoo.
13:28Let me in.
13:29I want to give you $100 in something called a PS5 Pro.
13:35Oh, all you need to do is give me a sign that you're in there, anything, one little knock
13:45and it's all yours.
13:47Okay, then.
13:57Yeah!
13:57Come on!
14:05Woo!
14:12Woo!
14:24Woo!
14:25¡Ah!
14:34Oh, ¡oh, oh!
14:36¡Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my lucky foot, my lucky right foot, oh!
14:45Nobody move.
14:47I'm going to steal all your valuables.
14:50Help yourself.
14:51Unless somebody can arrest me
14:55If I think of anyone, I'll let you know
14:58For fuck's sake, Lips, this is a break and enter
15:01That's nice
15:03Okay, then
15:04What about this?
15:12Does that fire you up?
15:14No, not really
15:16Okay, what about loitering?
15:17Will you arrest me for hanging out?
15:22Loitering?
15:23That's an offense punishable by...
15:26Stop it, Auntie
15:27Looks like I found a pulse
15:30Oops!
15:38I did a littering
15:40That's it
15:41That's a violation of the Environment Act Section 2.7
15:45But I thought you weren't a cop
15:48I'm not
15:49But I'm making a citizen's arrest
15:51Come with me
15:53You got me, copper
15:55Just don't send me back to Stony Mountain
15:58Yes!
16:15I win
16:17Suck
16:18In your face, sucker
16:19Real mature, chickadee
16:21You're just cheese because I outquieted the quietest person ever
16:23Why don't you just grease yourself up and slither out the window like you always do?
16:28That was only, like, three times
16:30Go eat cheese balls off the floor
16:32Well, I don't really like ASMR
16:33You so do
16:35I am just so relaxed right now
16:41Jarred, jarred, bannockin' lard
16:43I know you are, but what am I?
16:45Takes one to know one
16:46So, so, suck my toe all the way to standing buffalo
16:49Oh, shit
16:50What did you just say to me?
16:54I'm sorry
16:54I didn't really mean that one
16:56Yes, you did
16:58This is it
17:07The final event
17:09So far, Rose's team has been beautiful
17:13Absolutely gorgeous
17:15Just pummeling the ugly team
17:17Each team has to carry a bucket without losing any water
17:23And use it to hit the target
17:25The winner shoots the target down first
17:28The loser, Paul's team
17:30Let's get this over with
17:43And the hearts beat the nuts
17:48Hey there, babe
18:01Or is it concerned Citizen Paul?
18:05It's your babe
18:05Sorry we beat you guys so badly
18:08It's fine
18:09It's just that
18:10I can't have my babe fighting fires
18:12It's dangerous
18:13And you're a dad now
18:14Yeah, I guess it would be pretty hard
18:17To be a cool, kick-ass dad
18:18And fight fires at the same time
18:20And there's no shame in losing to Grouse Lake's finest
18:23Fire
18:25Fire
18:27A ridiculously small fire
18:30Fire team
18:31You know what to do
18:33Save yourself
18:35Save me
18:36Come back here, you cowards
18:38Stand back, babe
18:40It's fucking hero time
18:43Losers
18:44Assemble
18:45You got this
18:49Babe
18:54It's too dangerous
18:55If I don't make it out alive
18:57Tell PJ
18:58I love him
19:00Just go already
19:01The wieners are gonna burn
19:02Fire
19:07You're fucking out
19:09You're my hero
19:11Does this mean
19:12I get to come to Winnipeg now?
19:14Hell no
19:15We're still gonna send the hotties
19:17The important thing is
19:18That I love you
19:19Uh
19:21Counselors get handshakes
19:23Do you think we can salvage any hot dogs?
19:33There you are
19:34Look
19:37I'm really sorry
19:39I told you to suck my toe
19:40All the way to Standing Buffalo
19:41It's fine
19:43No, it wasn't
19:46It was way too far
19:47Standing Buffalo's like miles away
19:50I'm sorry for that whole thing I said about
19:54Bannock and Lard
19:55I don't know where that came from
19:57I deserved it
19:59Is it true
20:01That you don't like ASMR?
20:04I like it
20:05I don't love it
20:07Are we
20:09Breaking up?
20:13I thought this was just a fight
20:14Seriously?
20:16Me too
20:17I guess it was bound to happen
20:19You're a bittern
20:21And I'm a buttern
20:22Yeah
20:23I guess it would be weird
20:25If we didn't fight
20:26It's in our blood
20:28Oh
20:29Our first fight
20:32To many more
20:35Yo
20:37You fucking doing this or what?
20:40Get the fuck out of here
20:42Yep
20:43Well, look who's back
20:57Thanks, Auntie
20:58I know we have our differences
20:59But it means a lot to me
21:01To know that you care
21:02Hey, keep it down
21:03You crazy?
21:05I can't be seen talking to the fuzz
21:06Can I at least get my
21:08Tactical Illumination devices back?
21:10No can do, Lips
21:11Looks like you actually are suspended now
21:14What do you mean?
21:15Well, you said you suspended yourself
21:17But as far as Chief Didi is concerned
21:19You skipped work and didn't tell anyone
21:21Really?
21:23You gotta have rules lips
21:26Wake up now
21:32In an aging man
21:35Wake up now
21:36Things are out of hand
21:38Wake up now
21:40In an aging man
21:42Wake up now
21:44Things are out of hand
21:46Wake up now
22:00You're
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