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Matrimoney - Full Movie
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00:00:00What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?
00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?!
00:00:29She's my sister!
00:00:30I don't care!
00:00:31That violates our agreement!
00:00:32How?!
00:00:33What the fuck?!
00:00:36What?!
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite!
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:43I fucking hate you!
00:00:45I fucking hate you more!
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:05Oh, fine!
00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit!
00:01:14That's from the Renaissance!
00:01:16You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:19We signed a contract!
00:01:20For an arranged marriage!
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton!
00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:28Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:29I tried to get along with you.
00:01:30You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:31I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:32Right back at you!
00:01:33I fucking hate you!
00:01:38I fucking hate you more!
00:01:40I fucking hate you more!
00:01:44I fucking hate you more!
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair, when we thought I was legal, we'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't a game.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:40Okay. Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, James.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37All right. Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:42Bye, Dad.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:03Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:08He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:17Good one, Romulus.
00:04:35These are great.
00:04:36Hmm.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:09Where the hell were ya?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:20Sue Layton's back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned.
00:05:34You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential.
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:41Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:42You're going to have to prove it so far.
00:05:44I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:05:46But...
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:55But...
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:21And I thought, there is an experimental treatment.
00:06:24But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41Julia.
00:06:42Oh.
00:06:55Shaoguchi.
00:06:57Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no.
00:07:10Forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:16I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:19My dream, but...
00:07:23It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:25And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:34Amelia.
00:07:36I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And, uh...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, baby.
00:07:51Thanks.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:01Except for the dog hair.
00:08:07Come with me.
00:08:09I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:13Yes.
00:08:15Wow.
00:08:17Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:19Well, Amelia, meet.
00:08:21Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:23I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:27Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45That'd be really hard.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:48Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:02What exactly?
00:09:03How does it look?
00:09:04Not half bad.
00:09:05I mean, it's fine.
00:09:07Whatever.
00:09:09Let's do some sexy moves, okay?
00:09:11Or not.
00:09:12I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:13You work for my dad.
00:09:15You have to do what I say.
00:09:16You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:17Just a few more pictures.
00:09:18I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:19I don't need Tinder.
00:09:20I'm an underwear model.
00:09:21My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:22Whatever.
00:09:23What?
00:09:24What?
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00:09:47Pull me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'mβ¦
00:09:49Now?
00:10:00See ?
00:10:01Dog walker.
00:10:02That wasn't so hard.
00:10:04What the fuck?!
00:10:06This is fucking product!
00:10:12Asshole.
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia! Whoa! What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick. I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please. I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32Alright, and that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please, alright? Just have a seat, alright?
00:10:40And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:45So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:52And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay, I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus, what are you saying? I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:32Look, you have to grow up before you can run out business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match. We hate each other. At least I do.
00:11:43Obviously.
00:11:44I see. There's something uncommon already. Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza. She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:11:59I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh, but I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if. Romulus, isn't there another way? I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Or you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:30What's it gonna be?
00:12:34What's it gonna be?
00:12:38Fine. I'll do it.
00:12:41I'll do it.
00:12:42For Betsy.
00:12:45Michelangelo.
00:12:47It's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:50If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:56And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:59What the hell, Dad?
00:13:03Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:13:06Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:10We drafted the contract, and, son, we are going to need some champagne.
00:13:15I ran my market.
00:13:16Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days,
00:13:24followed by a wedding planned by me,
00:13:27and I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:38Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:13:54Salute to the new couple.
00:14:15So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:31So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:49Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:04What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash.
00:15:08These are my sisters.
00:15:09She's an artist.
00:15:11So, put them in your room.
00:15:12I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:15Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:17That's man-thong.
00:15:19It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:15:28I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:36Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:43Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:47You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:58Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:01It's not like you.
00:16:03You're saying we're...
00:16:04Reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:14And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:28Dino Valeno?
00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:33No.
00:16:33Shh.
00:16:38Socialite Man or how you start a hundred cancel Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:51He's so toxic.
00:16:54Speak of the devil?
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:16:59You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:02This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:14Ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:44Where did that come from?
00:18:14Nice place.
00:18:25I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks.
00:18:27Finally.
00:18:29Ooh, good taste.
00:18:32No, I'm good.
00:18:34We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:36More for me.
00:18:40You know,
00:18:41if you like it down here,
00:18:42you should see the bedroom.
00:18:52Who are you?
00:18:58Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia,
00:19:02my roommate.
00:19:04Amelia.
00:19:06Whatever.
00:19:07Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house?
00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:16Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, Dog Walker?
00:19:23He's jealous.
00:19:24Jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:30I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:38How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:43See you later.
00:19:57See you later.
00:20:04And, um,
00:20:06don't worry about last night.
00:20:07Sorry.
00:20:08I had one so many to drink it.
00:20:10It won't happen again.
00:20:11You better not.
00:20:24How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now.
00:20:27My head's killing me.
00:20:29We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No, what we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:35I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine, I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:47Just give me my phone.
00:20:47My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:57Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:00Don't screw this up.
00:21:03I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing.
00:21:08Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine.
00:21:16Do whatever you want.
00:21:18I'm sorry.
00:21:20It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21I'm just really hungover.
00:21:27That could have gone better.
00:21:32Hey, baby.
00:21:36You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:41I like it.
00:21:42Oh, that's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:47Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine.
00:21:53Yeah.
00:21:53We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right.
00:21:56Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen.
00:21:59He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02Look, I, I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:06Yeah.
00:22:06You're right.
00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Yeah.
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:12Bye, Gucci.
00:22:13Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no.
00:22:21Royce.
00:22:23Say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:31Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46I should make a reality show.
00:22:48A little dog owner is Beverly Hills.
00:22:52Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:55Yeah, I'd like that.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:12Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:14Delivery guy.
00:23:16Movie extra?
00:23:18You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21I was trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:50Well, and I have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:24:00I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:08Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:12I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:24I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:34Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school.
00:24:44Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:46Come on.
00:24:50I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:57No.
00:24:57Are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13I should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:24Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:26Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:28You want to be CEO, you've got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:39Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:39That means you've got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we've got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:50Okay.
00:25:52Okay.
00:25:54Okay.
00:25:55Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:05Hi.
00:26:06I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:13And this is our new palette.
00:26:18It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:24But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:26:29What, Dad?
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you.
00:26:43You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:47Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:49Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard, and now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:19Okay.
00:27:19Okay.
00:27:24Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:40Heh, heh, heh.
00:27:42Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdea app.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:25You're getting along on it, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo, and don't be late.
00:28:37Why, Dad?
00:28:42Mm-hmm.
00:28:42So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:01I want to do something nice for you, and you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:17How's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out.
00:29:36Is that bad?
00:29:37I've never seen a dog walker look this hot by that dress ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:07What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:32Um, hi.
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just, uh, something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:07All right, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:31:21If your fiancΓ©'s sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you've got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:43Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey, it's Michelangelo, Dean Levino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:32:15Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:18You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:37The IP treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:40Thanks, David.
00:32:43Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:45Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Love you, dude.
00:32:54Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16Good.
00:33:16All I do.
00:33:18You know what I want, babe.
00:33:21You know what I want.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:00I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's all right.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want some of that a drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:19Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:26going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:37I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:44I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:49Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:05I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:16The heck.
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:35Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo, Dina Lavino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:53Back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancΓ©e.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:02I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:19I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:33I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:42Me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:13For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:20Oh.
00:37:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I fucking hate you more.
00:37:41I wish I didn't get it, but I did it.
00:38:01I wish I didn't get it.
00:38:06I wish I didn't get it, but I think it's good.
00:38:10I wish I enjoyed it.
00:38:13I wish I left it to myself.
00:38:15Where am I?
00:38:41Who's spooning me?
00:38:45Is that Jake?
00:38:48How drunk was I?
00:38:52Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08We had too many drinks.
00:39:10We just forget it ever happened.
00:39:12If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely.
00:39:16Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:20I should get up too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:35Well, you look great.
00:39:37Thanks.
00:39:38I don't feel great.
00:39:39The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:44But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:51Good morning.
00:39:53So...
00:39:54Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:57For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:01We're taking it slow.
00:40:03Michelangelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo.
00:40:06a low, just taking it slow. Maybe I did misjudge him. And how was it? Well, really bad, right?
00:40:19I knew it. Actually, it was the best sex I ever had. Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis. Physical chemistry is important. That's actually what I wanted
00:40:36to talk to you about. I don't get it. He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how
00:40:41to push all of my buttons. I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score
00:40:45again and again, and you get the picture. Hey. Opposites attract. I mean, that's why you
00:40:56guys love each other so much. Because you're so different. Something like that.
00:41:06Here it comes. Right on the schedule. Dog walker's in love with me. I'll have to let it down
00:41:17easy. Weird. I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:20What was that about? Must be the hangover.
00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight. Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:46Hey, unfortunately, something came up. I can't make it tonight.
00:42:06Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker? And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:16Hey. We should talk about Leslie.
00:42:35I'm not very good with words. Me neither. But last night, I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything. We both know it was a mistake, and we can just go back to
00:42:51hating each other like nothing ever happened. I don't think you understand if you just listen
00:42:56to me for a second. Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings. I'm a big
00:43:00girl. I've had a one-night stand before. I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay. I get it. I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses. You don't have to
00:43:12give me some big speech about letting me down easily. I know that if you would take back
00:43:16last night, that you would. And frankly, so would I.
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts. You don't understand. Let's get some takeout and figure this thing
00:43:24out. I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me. Wait. Did you just call me
00:43:31Amelia? What happened to Dog Walker? I have a confession to make. Last night, I don't know
00:43:44how. I don't know why. That was the best sex I've ever had in my life. Really? Do I look
00:43:53like I'm lying? I'm not a good actor. I could even do reality TV. But there is a fire between
00:44:03us, Amelia. Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry. You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia. Please. I know you felt it too. Amelia, please. Don't act like you didn't feel it
00:44:25too. I felt it too.
00:44:28So why are we fighting it? I've been thinking about you all day. Me too.
00:44:38So why are we fighting it? I don't know why. I don't know why.
00:44:44Either you fight it by my argument is nobelief or fear. Just saying challenge you
00:44:48might have to sit down when you're checking the phone and you are from normal delete.
00:44:50So where can you jump on in the door? With 100% credit in your soul?
00:44:52This thing is a lot ofΨ±Ψͺ, but you don't know why people can Build up your heart and
00:44:56νλ becomes a fear. It's a pretty small person, but you're
00:44:58like your forgetting that. Because I know you're still hanging out on Joseph.
00:45:00Asked that story. I don't want you to do risky things like that always.
00:45:00Make sure the story like I said K-1, that makes it so quick to
00:45:03greet you on otherεΈΈ ΡΰΈ·ΰΉ modo. That's going nowhere, otherwise I know you say you're
00:45:05being who can you ever look and tell me. Bye- Seeing things, it do.
00:45:05so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:27if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:45:31espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:45:44thanks you know we could actually try this
00:45:49hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:45:58we could give it a shot
00:46:00you mean like you and me together together
00:46:04why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going
00:46:33good yeah
00:46:36look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of in a fight
00:46:45i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48is he always like that
00:46:50so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:57well i am his woman
00:46:59he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him
00:47:04oh my god
00:47:06am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:47:08i didn't mean a pride
00:47:11i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:47:20remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person
00:47:28it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci
00:47:32let's go
00:47:33cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:52oh yeah yeah
00:47:53now listen
00:47:53i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching your little brother for me
00:47:58gucci?
00:47:59sure
00:47:59but i mean
00:48:01you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park
00:48:09at the dog park
00:48:09mhm
00:48:10i just texted her
00:48:12it's all set
00:48:12now
00:48:14go get her lover boy
00:48:16so
00:48:27so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before?
00:48:32it's
00:48:33it's my dad's dog
00:48:35not mine
00:48:35let me try
00:48:38that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:48:50no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:48:58you're right
00:48:58i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise?
00:49:18just wait and see
00:49:19have a good night
00:49:29have a good night mr. Dino Bellino
00:49:29what's that?
00:49:37special delivery from
00:49:38masterione's italian deli
00:49:40but gucci
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs
00:49:49right?
00:49:50i thought you were
00:49:51off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought
00:49:58we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour little chianti into
00:50:01i'm kidding
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:05why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:50:06what else is in the back?
00:50:08just some
00:50:09imported italian ingredients
00:50:10so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12you can cook?
00:50:28that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just
00:50:31went to italy
00:50:32even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you
00:50:35do this?
00:50:36i can't cook at all
00:50:37making italian food
00:50:38is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:42no
00:50:42my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:46i
00:50:47never told a girl about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:50i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she
00:50:54passed away when i was eleven
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but
00:50:59i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village
00:51:02in tuscany
00:51:03and
00:51:03she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen
00:51:08just
00:51:09cooking and
00:51:10eating
00:51:10and
00:51:11laughing
00:51:11i still
00:51:14have all of her recipes
00:51:15here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:51:34just
00:51:36don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:39my parents died in a car accident
00:51:42when i was thirteen
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:57your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no
00:52:03no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:20you don't want espresso
00:52:24hey
00:52:34hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you
00:52:41me and dad have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:09sorry
00:53:19it's reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:22too soon
00:53:23talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:29ugh
00:53:31could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:39look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:43hey
00:53:43my little guy
00:53:44hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:48huh
00:53:49let's try
00:53:51oh yeah
00:53:53now here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:55just like that
00:53:57huh
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:05alright
00:54:07alright
00:54:07so
00:54:07we gotta talk about this
00:54:09this wedding
00:54:10right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin
00:54:16on the plane
00:54:17he says the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like cold play
00:54:21right
00:54:21dad
00:54:22we can't have the wedding
00:54:23at the hollywood bowl
00:54:24oh
00:54:25well alright
00:54:27then we'll book
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29how about that
00:54:30not too big
00:54:30plenty room for cold play
00:54:32huh
00:54:32dad
00:54:33let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding
00:54:36like this
00:54:36what
00:54:37something wrong with
00:54:38Amelia
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:42it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:44but
00:54:46we cannot
00:54:46have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's
00:54:49our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:52i think it'd make it
00:54:53uncomfortable
00:54:53wow
00:54:56i never thought of that
00:54:57you know you have a very good point
00:55:00there
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:07i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:55:10with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love
00:55:15yeah
00:55:17i don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:21alright alright
00:55:23change of deal
00:55:24gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:27alright
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding
00:55:31with cold play
00:55:32no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:44it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:46it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:49i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured
00:55:54what?
00:55:56you're cured?
00:55:58oh
00:55:58congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:02i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:06it only took two sessions?
00:56:10i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis?
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:20no
00:56:22yeah
00:56:22no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:25amelia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it michelangelo?
00:56:33is everything okay?
00:56:35if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:38and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this game of thrones?
00:57:03it's the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:09he's not that bad
00:57:12i kinda like him
00:57:14yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:17that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20betsy
00:57:21i have real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:30you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:32they banned him for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or at least not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:57:46if you marry michelangelo
00:57:49he will make your life a living hell
00:57:52what if you meet him?
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:57:59maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:05fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:10you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:58:15you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:20thank you for making dinner
00:58:24of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:33you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:37right?
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:38i'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:05it's nice to see you too, sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10let's see
00:59:11so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:15infamous
00:59:17uh
00:59:18michelangelo
00:59:19how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:2496 Dom Perignon?
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:27yeah
00:59:29sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:31it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:38$8.99 at Ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in France
00:59:43sorry
00:59:44can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink?
00:59:49you hardly touch your food
01:00:11it's a little too rich for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:19so michelangelo
01:00:22i have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind do you?
01:00:29fire away
01:00:30fire away
01:00:31so i know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36um
01:00:37but
01:00:38what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:43i don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all
01:00:48but
01:00:48what about her career?
01:00:50are you gonna support her?
01:00:52or kids?
01:00:53what's your stance on that?
01:00:54or are you just gonna
01:00:55jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:58let's see
01:00:59look
01:01:00i know i have a past
01:01:02but
01:01:03i'm committed to it
01:01:05we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:07i'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo
01:01:09that's my point
01:01:10you two are getting married
01:01:12and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know now
01:01:15easy betsy
01:01:17i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:26and what makes you such an expert?
01:01:28i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:29michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:01:36she gets it from you
01:01:36are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia?
01:01:40you started it
01:01:41why don't we all just
01:01:49calm down
01:01:50betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:01:52no
01:01:53she's alone and miserable
01:01:54and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:06you know what you can't talk to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:11that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:02:38that's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia
01:02:40i love you
01:02:42you love me
01:02:44don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up
01:02:48you know what maybe she was right
01:02:51i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:53we need to get out of here
01:03:01i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:06emilia
01:03:11i know this is hard to hear
01:03:13but
01:03:14you did the right thing
01:03:17you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah
01:03:21but he isn't a monster
01:03:23i shouldn't have said that
01:03:24we can talk about it on the road
01:03:26get packing
01:03:28and if we leave now
01:03:30we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31play low for a bit
01:03:32mexico
01:03:33or canada
01:03:34whatever
01:03:35it's that or stay here and get sued
01:03:37by the dino lovinos
01:03:39or worse
01:03:41i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44i mean
01:03:44i only told you about the contract
01:03:47it's not like i told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:50we're
01:03:52liabilities
01:03:53loose ends
01:03:54you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing
01:04:02they could be tracking us right now
01:04:04yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:04:09see
01:04:11he could have a sniper on us
01:04:14it's romulus
01:04:18hey romulus
01:04:19what
01:04:21what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:24you came
01:04:37against my better judgment
01:04:40i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy
01:04:45but
01:04:45it's over with now
01:04:48you should
01:04:50punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:55i make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:06underwear
01:05:08it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay
01:05:16let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say
01:05:22do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:26i'm sorry
01:05:27chantel
01:05:29i thought i wanted this
01:05:32but i don't
01:05:34i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:39amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walker
01:05:55but here i am fucking devastated
01:05:58and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:01and just wanted to come back to me
01:06:04please
01:06:06ah
01:06:07here
01:06:08here
01:06:09ah
01:06:10oh
01:06:10oh
01:06:11oh
01:06:12oh
01:06:13oh
01:06:14oh
01:06:15oh
01:06:16hi dad
01:06:18gucci's gone
01:06:19i'll be right there
01:06:20i'll be right there
01:06:21but
01:06:23i
01:06:24romulus
01:06:30what
01:06:30hold on
01:06:31oh
01:06:32well
01:06:33well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:36we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:41i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:44well we can help you find him
01:06:47yeah
01:06:48yeah
01:06:49right
01:06:50oh
01:06:51good thanks
01:06:52good
01:06:53gucci
01:06:54this better not be a trap
01:06:56just come on
01:06:58gucci
01:07:00gucci
01:07:01gucci
01:07:02gucci
01:07:02gucci
01:07:03gucci
01:07:04gucci
01:07:05gucci
01:07:06gucci
01:07:07gucci
01:07:08gucci
01:07:09gucci
01:07:10gucci
01:07:11gucci
01:07:12gucci
01:07:13gucci
01:07:14gucci
01:07:15gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:16gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:17this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:07:18nothing will
01:07:20smart move dude
01:07:22here ladies
01:07:23take a piece of this prosciutto here
01:07:24that's it
01:07:25yeah
01:07:29amelio
01:07:41gucci
01:07:41gucci
01:07:43gucci
01:07:45gucci
01:07:46gucci
01:07:47gucci
01:07:48gucci
01:07:49gucci
01:07:50gucci
01:07:51gucci
01:07:52gucci
01:07:53gucci
01:07:54gucci
01:07:55gucci
01:07:56gucci
01:07:57gucci
01:07:58gucci
01:07:59gucci
01:08:00gucci
01:08:01gucci
01:08:02gucci
01:08:03gucci
01:08:04gucci
01:08:05gucci
01:08:06gucci
01:08:07gucci
01:08:08gucci
01:08:09gucci
01:08:10his dad's dog.
01:08:13So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that.
01:08:19Gucci!
01:08:22Gucci!
01:08:24My boy's back!
01:08:25Oh!
01:08:32Okay, okay.
01:08:35I'm a little closer to
01:08:37approving.
01:08:40I might
01:08:45have
01:08:47possibly
01:08:48misjudged you.
01:08:51A little.
01:08:53It's okay. Most of what the tabloids
01:08:56publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia,
01:09:01can we talk?
01:09:05Please?
01:09:09Amelia,
01:09:10can we talk?
01:09:14Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:24Amelia,
01:09:25I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:28I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:09:31and I shouldn't have blown up at you
01:09:33for mentioning the contract.
01:09:38I hope that you know you
01:09:39mean so much more to me
01:09:40than just a business agreement.
01:09:42thanks for saying that.
01:09:45I needed to hear that.
01:09:49And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:53You're not one.
01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:58Most of them are good.
01:10:01I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:03I'm not.
01:10:05I'm not.
01:10:08You're not?
01:10:08What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy, but
01:10:15I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:18And I don't want some silly piece of paper
01:10:21to be the reason that we stay together.
01:10:25I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:29Dad.
01:10:30What is it, son?
01:10:31I want to cancel the contract
01:10:34between me and Amelia.
01:10:36Why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:41And not because of some legal obligation.
01:10:47But because she wants to.
01:10:53Consider our contract null and void.
01:11:01Amelia, what will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:17I'll marry you.
01:11:31You've made me the happiest
01:11:34underwear model in the world.
01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:39Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:44All right, all right, you two.
01:11:46That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast
01:11:53Italian style, huh?
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:11:59And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:12:06Especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:29And now the bride and groom
01:12:37would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:42Amelia,
01:12:44even though we're far from a perfect couple,
01:12:48we're perfect together.
01:12:50I've learned so much from you
01:12:53in such a short amount of time
01:12:55and not just about dogs.
01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed
01:13:01anything without you.
01:13:04I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:13:09as I take over the family business
01:13:12from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return,
01:13:15I promise
01:13:16to be patient
01:13:20and a loving husband
01:13:21as you turn our backyard
01:13:23into the doggy daycare
01:13:24you've always dreamed of.
01:13:30Amelia,
01:13:31you are the only thing better
01:13:33than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:37I never thought
01:13:45I would end up
01:13:45with a former
01:13:46man-thong model,
01:13:48but here we are.
01:13:50Michelangelo,
01:13:51you've helped me
01:13:52come out of my shell
01:13:53and you've taught me
01:13:54how to live life
01:13:54to the fullest.
01:13:55Something I hope to do more of
01:13:57on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:03And although we haven't spent
01:14:05much time together,
01:14:06it feels like a lifetime.
01:14:08In a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom
01:14:10would be proud of you.
01:14:11Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:14With the power vested in me
01:14:16by Almighty God
01:14:17and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:14:19I now pronounce you
01:14:20husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:32Thanks.
01:14:34I'm Betsy,
01:14:35Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake.
01:14:38another dog walker.
01:14:40That's crazy.
01:14:41You know,
01:14:42give him my sister.
01:14:43But,
01:14:43I've always been more
01:14:44of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too.
01:14:47Woo!
01:14:49Mom!
01:14:50Mom!
01:14:50Mom!
01:14:53Mom!
01:14:55Mom!
01:14:55Mom!
01:14:55Mom!
01:14:56Mom!
01:14:56Mom!
01:14:57Mom!
01:14:57Mom!
01:14:58Mom!
01:14:58Mom!
01:14:59Mom!
01:14:59Mom!
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01:15:00Mom!
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01:15:02Mom!
01:15:03Mom!
01:15:03Mom!
01:15:03Mom!
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01:15:04Mom!
01:15:05Mom!
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